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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:02,835 - Previously on "resident alien"... 2 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,203 - Break me out of here, but you have to do it quick. 3 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:05,437 - What do you mean? 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,755 - Your people will send someone else 5 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:07,906 to kill everyone for you. 6 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:09,174 - Including asta? 7 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,076 - You're an alien. You know, phone home. 8 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,012 Call them and tell them not to come. 9 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:16,465 - I will try to build a radio to contact my people. 10 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:18,300 Mm. 11 00:00:18,803 --> 00:00:19,968 Yes! 12 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,787 - Time for you two to get to colorado 13 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:25,057 to find me whatever was flying that machine. 14 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:28,594 - Max, who is that? Why is he wearing a white coat? 15 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:31,864 - Are you the town doctor? - Yes, I am. 16 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,372 - I remember everything, 17 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,658 even though I'm not supposed to. 18 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:45,044 Most people don't. 19 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:48,414 There were others in the ship, you know, who were taken? 20 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:51,884 Like an intergalactic orphanage. 21 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:55,554 - Growing up that way probably felt very alienating. 22 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,475 - Showed me my mom and dad a few times. 23 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,794 Been searching for them ever since the aliens 24 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,180 dumped me back here five years ago. 25 00:01:05,182 --> 00:01:07,766 - Then I can imagine the complicated feelings 26 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,601 you have for them. 27 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,304 All that time, all those missed opportunities. 28 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,740 - It's the missing things, right, doc? 29 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:18,243 The missing things are what help you heal. 30 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,612 Attachments, like you said. 31 00:01:21,532 --> 00:01:23,582 Feel like I'm a single thread 32 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,868 from blowing away in the wind altogether. 33 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:31,590 - Unfortunately, we're out of time this week. 34 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,543 - Same time next week? - Mm. 35 00:01:34,545 --> 00:01:37,713 36 00:01:37,715 --> 00:01:44,636 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,196 38 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:55,948 39 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,750 - ♪ I work my fingers to the bone ♪ 40 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:01,370 ♪ not a pretty little penny have I got to show ♪ 41 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:04,239 ♪ I ain't looking for much just a little bit of rest ♪ 42 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:06,825 ♪ by the side of the road ♪ 43 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:10,129 ♪ I lift my voice to the forces above ♪ 44 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,748 ♪ the lords of labor and the goddess of love ♪ 45 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,501 ♪ ain't I been a good, hard-working ♪ 46 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,169 ♪ faithful servant and son? 47 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:24,343 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,549 - what do you think about the new one? 49 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,717 - I'm not sure yet... 50 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:34,553 but I'll find out. 51 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,755 I'll find the truth about all of them. 52 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:42,427 53 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,364 54 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:50,002 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:52,287 - children, a pestilence. 56 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:55,607 They are not so much born, but replicate like a virus, 57 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,944 continuing humanity's path toward destruction. 58 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,879 Plus, it is illegal to make them work, 59 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,715 so they are just gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. 60 00:03:10,808 --> 00:03:14,309 - Listen up, skin bags. 61 00:03:14,311 --> 00:03:17,946 I have built a radio to tell my people 62 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:21,700 not to come and kill everyone, including you. 63 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,436 That was difficult. 64 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,788 I am now the savior of the human race, 65 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,608 so you can give me my alien ball back. 66 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:33,295 - I would, but I gave your ball to my dad. 67 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,630 He uses it to golf. 68 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:37,299 - You cannot golf with that ball. 69 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,968 - Maybe you can't because you're a bad golfer, 70 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:43,922 but he got a hole in one, and in that hole was bird poop. 71 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:47,676 So now your silver alien ball is covered in bird poop. 72 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,462 - I changed my mind. 73 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:53,765 I am going to tell my people to save everyone but you, 74 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,602 and when you are dead, I'm going to freeze you 75 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:59,855 and make snow cones out of your gross, dead ice 76 00:03:59,857 --> 00:04:03,659 and add the worst snow cone flavor to it--papaya. 77 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,695 - That's dark. 78 00:04:06,697 --> 00:04:08,447 - You know what I'm gonna do to you? 79 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,148 - What could you do to me? 80 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,212 - you are a monster. 81 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,403 You will bring me my alien ball. 82 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,691 You sick, broken child. 83 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,344 - That's cool. 84 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,530 He's building a radio to save us. 85 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,449 - Are you a goldfish? It's not a radio. 86 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:48,053 It's a bomb. 87 00:04:55,245 --> 00:04:57,496 - humans live to consume, 88 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,564 and their appetites are endless. 89 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:00,932 They drop garbage on the ground 90 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,434 wherever they go. 91 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,803 Earth is like a house they've lit on fire 92 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,438 but continue to live in, 93 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,839 and they use the earth's resources 94 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,759 to make ugly things like teal crocs 95 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:11,843 and truck ducks. 96 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,512 - You rock, d'arcy! 97 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,113 - d'arcy! 98 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,615 - D'arcy! 99 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,288 - All right, d'arcy! Let's go, patience! 100 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,160 - Whoo! 101 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:31,363 - He seems like a nice guy. She looks happy. 102 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,749 - I am not engaging. 103 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:36,401 Keeping my distance, and you don't have to comment. 104 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:39,304 It's called boundaries. 105 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,273 - could you hypothetically do a background check? 106 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:44,292 Wait, nope. Say nothing. 107 00:05:44,294 --> 00:05:46,878 - All right, patience! 108 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,113 Let's hold 'em to zero runs. 109 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,048 That's right, zero runs 110 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,116 on the board for jessup. 111 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,267 Three for patience. 112 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,953 Thus patience-- better than jessup. 113 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,271 - Hey, there. 114 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,857 Didn't recognize you not flat on your back. 115 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,925 - That's nice hair, bloom. 116 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,778 Next time, I'll show you how to do a real braid. 117 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,896 - Just let me know if you want me to have the pitcher 118 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,732 slow it down for you so you can get a hit. 119 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,117 - I'll take it as slow or as fast as you want to go. 120 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,042 - second base, second base! 121 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,777 - Second! Second! 122 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,462 - Got him. - No way. 123 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,981 - You're out. - Yeah! 124 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,983 - Way to go d'arcy! 125 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,251 - ♪ take it to the bank ♪ 126 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,086 ♪ all the way, gang ♪ 127 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,089 - fast enough for you? 128 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,458 - nice job, d'arcy! 129 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,260 130 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,345 - I'll be right back. 131 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,567 sit in front of us. 132 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,520 The fate of everyone on earth is at stake. 133 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:47,856 - She thinks harry's building a bomb. 134 00:06:47,858 --> 00:06:49,658 - He's not. It's a radio. 135 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,976 - When somebody shows you who they are, 136 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,413 believe them the first time. 137 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,498 - That's pretty deep for someone your age. 138 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,202 - It's maya angelou. Dr. Maya angelou. 139 00:07:00,204 --> 00:07:01,953 An actual doctor, 140 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,489 unlike the alien who pretended to be one. 141 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:06,792 What else does he pretend to do? 142 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,164 - oh! - Foul ball. 143 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,182 - Ha! 144 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,935 Ha ha ha. - Harry. 145 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,304 - What are you looking at? Get your own ball. 146 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,973 - Harry. - Mine. 147 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,192 I just caught it. - Harry. 148 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,644 Here you go. - Thanks. 149 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,678 - Good job, kid. 150 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,346 - I want that back. 151 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:31,199 - What are you doing? 152 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,734 - Watching the game. 153 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,371 When these hammy humans are finished, 154 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,290 I'm going to pick the celestial flowers 155 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,659 that grew from the water of my spaceship. 156 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,911 It is for my radio. 157 00:07:42,913 --> 00:07:46,364 - What do flowers have to do with your radio? 158 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:49,033 - Plants have the most complex biochemistry 159 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,086 of anything in nature, 160 00:07:51,088 --> 00:07:53,755 yet humans give them to say, 161 00:07:53,757 --> 00:07:55,206 "I love you. 162 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,143 Here are some flowers. You are dead." 163 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,511 - I want to see this radio. 164 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,555 - why is she looking at me like that? 165 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,241 Do I have a booger on the edge of my nose? 166 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,826 Is it on my face? 167 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,912 - You know, I've always really been interested in radios. 168 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:20,248 - Mm-hmm. - Like, how do they work? 169 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,950 You know, like this one, for instance. 170 00:08:21,952 --> 00:08:25,754 Like, how does it actually send a signal across the universe 171 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:28,039 all the way to your planet? 172 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,041 - In two days, at exactly 11:06 a.M., 173 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,459 the earth's axial tilt 174 00:08:31,461 --> 00:08:34,179 will be in line with the mars transit station. 175 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,465 - Transit station on mars? That's weird. 176 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:39,100 We didn't know anything about that. 177 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,603 - Ha ha ha! 178 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:45,824 Humans don't know anything about anything. 179 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:49,127 - Mm-hmm. - It's funny because it's true. 180 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:53,532 So this fissure of tellurium 181 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,567 will boost the radio signal, 182 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,436 bouncing the message off of the radio transmitter 183 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,656 which humans have named oumuamua. 184 00:09:01,658 --> 00:09:02,607 - Huh. 185 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,962 - And it will send the message to my people. 186 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:10,165 - All the way to your planet. 187 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:12,334 - Off the radio transmitter. 188 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,804 Anyway, it will send them the message, 189 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:18,640 and they will not come and kill everyone. 190 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,258 I have to do it at that exact time. 191 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,477 - Why that exact time? 192 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,595 - Because the... 193 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,315 the conditions will be ideal, 194 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:31,102 and they will not be ideal again for an entire year, 195 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,355 and then it will be too late. 196 00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:34,639 Why are you squinting at me? 197 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:35,991 Why are you asking so many questions? 198 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:39,945 Do I have a booger on my face? Point at the booger. 199 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:43,164 - Mm, I think you're lying about what this is. 200 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,699 - Painful. 201 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:47,285 - Your last radio ended up being a human death bomb, 202 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,753 and you lied that whole time. 203 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,338 - Well, you just lied to me just now 204 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,990 about being interested in radios. 205 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,175 I knew you were lying. You're not a good actress. 206 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:57,045 You could not play a beach corpse 207 00:09:57,047 --> 00:09:59,130 on "law and order." - excuse me. 208 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,548 You know, this "tellurium fissure," 209 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:02,017 it goes right through the reservation, 210 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:04,803 so I think that's maybe where we're gonna go to set it up. 211 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:08,473 - We? - Yes, we. 212 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,691 My dad and I are coming 213 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,526 just to make sure you're not lying. 214 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,814 - Still painful. 215 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,853 216 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,191 - good to see you. 217 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,226 - I like being on the reservation. 218 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:32,247 It feels comfortable. There is a warmth to it. 219 00:10:32,249 --> 00:10:34,799 They must like it too, since they're always together. 220 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:38,436 - Hey, harry. Let's get you some food. 221 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,572 - Yes. 222 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:41,973 - big leroy. 223 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,625 - Yep. - Get harry a plate, yeah? 224 00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:44,843 - Yeah, for sure. 225 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,177 Oh, oh, hey, hey. 226 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,414 - And how's little leroy? - Hopefully almost here. 227 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,250 Starting to kick like a little fancy dancer. 228 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,251 - Oh. 229 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,889 are you outdoorsy, harry? - Yes. 230 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,775 My people prefer it outdoors. 231 00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:03,278 - Oh, who are your people? 232 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,729 - The dutch. 233 00:11:05,982 --> 00:11:09,401 - All right, here you go. Enjoy. 234 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,069 - Thank you. 235 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:24,716 - You're that harry weirdo who came with dan and asta. 236 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,221 - And you're that weirdo who talks to weirdos. 237 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,890 Weirdo. 238 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,728 I'm drew. 239 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,599 It's all kind of my fault. 240 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,018 You know, it's like every time I leave the city 241 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,570 and come back to the rez, 242 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,739 they gotta invite everybody over. 243 00:11:49,526 --> 00:11:50,992 Exhausting. 244 00:11:50,994 --> 00:11:53,745 - I'm exhausted just listening to you. 245 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,915 - I don't know. 246 00:11:58,001 --> 00:11:59,951 Ever feel like you belong someplace else? 247 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,172 - Yes. 248 00:12:04,174 --> 00:12:07,175 249 00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:10,161 ♪ ♪ 250 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,881 - hey, deputy, I had to drop some shirts off 251 00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:14,432 at the dry cleaners, so they gave me 252 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,666 your dress here to give to you. 253 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,302 - I don't have any dry cleaning. 254 00:12:19,356 --> 00:12:21,940 Wait, I've been looking all over for that dress. 255 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:26,361 Did you take it in for me? I would have remembered. 256 00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:27,362 - No, I don't make a habit 257 00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:28,863 of walking around with women's clothing. 258 00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:30,398 Although, I do like dresses with pockets. 259 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,733 It makes the handbag optional. 260 00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:33,017 Of course, you could always just throw 261 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,186 a couple bandolier belts over your shoulders 262 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,872 and tuck little tampons in each little bullet slot. 263 00:12:37,874 --> 00:12:40,825 - Sir, how many tampons do you think I need? 264 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,577 - Shit, as many as you can carry. 265 00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:44,162 Tampons are extremely versatile. 266 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,964 You can use them for gunshot wounds, 267 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,916 for a sweaty brow. - Oh. 268 00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:49,134 - They actually should market 'em to men 269 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,702 and call 'em manpons. I'd buy them. 270 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,255 - That's quite the ted talk, sir. 271 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:57,425 Um, judy cooper is here to see you. 272 00:12:57,427 --> 00:12:58,876 - Oh, shit. 273 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,395 - I think she thinks you're dating 274 00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:01,712 because you danced with her. 275 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,381 - I ain't danced with her. She danced on me. 276 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,682 - Hi, judy. 277 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,851 - I brought you a cake. 278 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,353 It's store-bought. 279 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,155 - Okay. - Yep. 280 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,158 Well, so do you wanna put your number in my phone or... 281 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,110 - Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no. 282 00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:20,832 - Ah, this guy's old-school. Mm-hmm. 283 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,084 I like that. - Yeah. 284 00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:26,254 - So I'll just give you my number. 285 00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:29,757 286 00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:32,510 ♪ ♪ 287 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,711 use it or lose it. 288 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,580 - Okay. - Okay. 289 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,299 - Okay. It's right on your hand. 290 00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:39,551 All right. 291 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,052 - You got it. - Okay. 292 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,720 - Bye, judy. - Bye, judy. 293 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:46,024 O-kay. There she is in the window. 294 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,758 - Oh, just in case we missed it. 295 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,110 - Oh, look at that. She--she waving there. 296 00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:52,096 - She's.... - Is she gone? 297 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,199 - It might be fun. - Oh, hell no. 298 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,484 Are you crazy? - Come on. 299 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:59,454 All you do is work and take care of your dad. 300 00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:02,407 Like, when was the last time you went on a date? 301 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,710 - I've got people I can call. 302 00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:10,498 - That was a very long lunch. 303 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,417 How do humans talk for hours 304 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,719 about different ways to cook their meat? 305 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,589 - It's a good hike to the campsite. 306 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,123 Got decent elevation. 307 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,427 - Yeah, most importantly, it's in the middle of nowhere. 308 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,146 - Why is that important? - Oh, I don't know. 309 00:14:25,148 --> 00:14:26,231 I normally prefer not to have 310 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,732 a lot of people watching when I try 311 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,069 to contact an alien race. - Hey, wait up! 312 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,671 Jay's gonna watch the kids so we can come with you. 313 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,874 - Oh! - And I brought jerky. 314 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,525 - Oh, uh... 315 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:40,495 316 00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:42,864 ♪ ♪ 317 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:48,403 318 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:51,873 ♪ ♪ 319 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,524 - hi, honey. - Hey. 320 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,192 - I know you've been working hard 321 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,961 on those patience family day ideas, 322 00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,865 so I brought you tacos for lunch. 323 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,502 - Ah, you are the best. 324 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,803 Thank you. 325 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,372 - Mm-hmm. 326 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,312 Oh, my god. 327 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,730 No, this isn't even albuquerque. 328 00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:18,266 We're--we're in mexico. 329 00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:21,686 I am literally eating from a taco truck 330 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,621 parked at a mayan temple. 331 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,156 - I'm so glad you love them. 332 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,358 They are from a new restaurant in jessup. 333 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,061 Really? 334 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,763 You were just at a mayan temple. 335 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,081 - Well, maybe I don't appreciate 336 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,248 their human sacrifices. 337 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,950 - So you spit out good food 338 00:15:35,952 --> 00:15:37,435 just because it comes from jessup? 339 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,237 - This is food from the town that is slandering our town. 340 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,590 - The town mayor is slandering us, not the town, 341 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,876 and he's probably a perfectly lovely guy. 342 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,277 He's done a nice job with jessup. 343 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,762 The town's got a good vibe going on. 344 00:15:47,764 --> 00:15:50,081 - Well, patience had a good vibe too, 345 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,283 before all this murder stuff happened. 346 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,801 - Mm-hmm. - You know, not counting 347 00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:55,219 the dead miners 348 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,589 or the church burning down in the '80s. 349 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,358 - I'm gonna be honest with you. 350 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,894 I think that you could learn a thing or two from them 351 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,063 about reshaping our town's image. 352 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,865 Look, there's a restaurant in jessup 353 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,567 that has a great happy hour. 354 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,935 Let's go tonight. 355 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,870 If you hate it, you can use everything 356 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,072 you hate in your commercial. 357 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,940 We'll call it research. 358 00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:21,713 - Actually not a bad idea. - Mm-hmm. 359 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:24,832 - Okay, I'll check it out. 360 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,418 - Yeah, there's my man. 361 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,921 There's my little taco hound. 362 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:49,473 363 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:53,344 ♪ ♪ 364 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,280 - ♪ leave all your possessions ♪ 365 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:59,150 ♪ leave behind your clothes ♪ 366 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:05,223 ♪ can we run into the wild? ♪ 367 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,209 ♪ place the sun ♪ 368 00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:12,163 ♪ into the wild ♪ 369 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,999 ♪ see the world just like you did ♪ 370 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,935 ♪ when you were just a child ♪ 371 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:21,055 ♪ can we run ♪ 372 00:17:21,057 --> 00:17:24,142 ♪ into the wild? ♪ 373 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,443 ♪ into the wild ♪ 374 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:30,114 ♪ ♪ 375 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,250 - are you guys ready to fish in the morning? 376 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,685 If you don't have your rods, you can share mine. 377 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,088 - Uh, yeah, thanks, 378 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,707 but, um, I think harry really wants to take a hike 379 00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:42,243 in the morning, so we're probably gonna do that. 380 00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:44,545 - Oh, that sounds so fun. I'll join you guys. 381 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:45,963 I know a great spot. 382 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,381 - Oh, wow. 383 00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:50,301 Yeah, you know, fishing's your thing though. 384 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,303 You should definitely do that. 385 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,238 - No, that's ridiculous. I'll fish later. 386 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,974 - Oh, I was actually-- 387 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,543 - why don't you hang back with me, cuz? 388 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,814 I might kinda want to learn how to fish. 389 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,565 - Oh! - Mm-hmm. 390 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:08,736 - Oh, oh, all right, well, 391 00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:10,321 I guess you're stuck with harry. 392 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,439 - Yeah. 393 00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:12,990 - And, you come with me to find some wood. 394 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,358 - I'll be right there. 395 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:16,828 You're welcome. 396 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,162 - What? - I'm a ho. 397 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,064 I know about ho shit. 398 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,783 Go be a freak in the forest. I won't tell no one. 399 00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:23,918 - No, no, no, no, that's not-- - I'm already walking away. 400 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,337 - Oh, dude, dude, dude, no, no, no, that's not-- 401 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,377 do you need some help? - No. 402 00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:37,381 The portable house is broken. 403 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,467 And your family people are going to ruin the plan. 404 00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:40,918 - I took care of them. 405 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,788 And if you want to do this, we're setting up over there. 406 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,422 In the meantime, there's the mountain. 407 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,992 It's gonna take a long time to get there from camp. 408 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:51,229 - We have to get there at 11:06 a.M., precisely. 409 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,781 This is our one chance. 410 00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:55,983 - Yeah. You said. 411 00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:59,070 - You are looking constipated again. 412 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,074 - I'm gonna go talk to my dad. 413 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,383 - Don't play poker, my girl. 414 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,787 - I want to believe him. 415 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,757 416 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,092 ♪ ♪ 417 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,227 do you trust harry? 418 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:26,013 - What I believe should have nothing to do 419 00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:27,431 with what you believe. 420 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,019 Deep down in your gut, do you trust him? 421 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,640 - Yeah, I do. 422 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,475 - Good. 423 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,278 That makes one of us. 424 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:54,175 - See, lots of plastic straws in this restaurant, 425 00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:56,460 but no turtles. Coincidence? 426 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:59,297 - Sweetie, could you please just try and enjoy yourself? 427 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,849 - Did I hear someone is concerned about the straws? 428 00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:03,401 Ours are made from cornstarch. 429 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,002 They decompose and are very friendly 430 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,304 to our aquatic dwelling friends. 431 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,439 - Well, what if the turtles are on land 432 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,274 and they eat the straws when they're dry? 433 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,177 Very sharp. - He's just making a joke. 434 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,062 of course. 435 00:20:15,064 --> 00:20:16,513 Can I start you all with a glass 436 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,032 of jessup's world-famous spring water? 437 00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,650 - Famous? That's odd. 438 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,686 I always thought water was just water because it's water. 439 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,288 - I totally understand you thinking that 440 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,741 since you've never had our water. 441 00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:29,460 - Fine, I'll have a glass of ice water please. 442 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,829 - Oh, we don't do ice water here. 443 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,865 If you put ice in the water, you can't taste the water. 444 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,334 - Wow. 445 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,501 - You know, I think we're just gonna need 446 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,470 another couple of minutes. 447 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,508 - Might be a murder in jessup after all. 448 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,260 - Yeah, there might be. 449 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:58,239 ♪ ♪ 450 00:21:00,944 --> 00:21:04,328 - whoo, nice! - Yeah. 451 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,230 - Hey, you look happy. 452 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,399 - It is nice to be somewhere 453 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:12,203 that is untouched by human consumption and greed. 454 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:18,175 And the music was...Not bad. 455 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,544 - It's not completely untouched. 456 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:24,882 I been camping here since I was a boy. 457 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:28,953 Summer comes later, less water in the streams. 458 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,690 Wouldn't be surprised if it all dried up someday. 459 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:36,193 - As a tribe, we can do a ceremony and give thanks, 460 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,862 but if the change isn't happening globally, 461 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,897 it's just not gonna make a difference. 462 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,700 ♪ ♪ 463 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,703 - these people seem to understand. 464 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,372 Maybe there is no saving the humans. 465 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,442 If my people kill them all, they die, 466 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,277 but if we do not kill the humans, 467 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:57,615 they will destroy the planet, then they will die anyway, 468 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,917 and every beautiful thing on this planet 469 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,286 will die with them. 470 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,005 - It doesn't make sense. 471 00:22:04,007 --> 00:22:08,893 Like, how could I drop a whole dress off at the dry cleaners 472 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,761 and not even remember? 473 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,963 - That's weird, especially for you. 474 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,132 Yeah, you've a flawless memory. 475 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,151 You always remember everywhere I stash my weed. 476 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,313 that's some smile from someone 477 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,532 who just lost another baseball game. 478 00:22:31,534 --> 00:22:34,835 - Still playing. Different game though. 479 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,005 We both could win. 480 00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:39,490 - oh, I'm sorry. 481 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,926 That should have sounded really cheesy, but it didn't, 482 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,461 and I'm suspicious. 483 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,262 I'm gonna need to see some id. 484 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,181 - That's a clever way to get my name. 485 00:22:47,183 --> 00:22:48,349 It's elliot. 486 00:22:48,351 --> 00:22:52,002 I even got a lanyard from my worksite. 487 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:53,337 - Worksite? - Yeah. 488 00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:54,522 - Very adult. 489 00:22:54,524 --> 00:22:56,057 - I got a degree in archaeology 490 00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:59,110 thinking I was gonna be the indigenous indiana jones. 491 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:01,228 - I'd watch that. 492 00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:04,031 So did you find the ark? 493 00:23:04,033 --> 00:23:06,033 - Not yet. 494 00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:07,201 I don't give up very easily 495 00:23:07,203 --> 00:23:09,686 when I'm looking for something special. 496 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,622 - Right. 497 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,076 coming. 498 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,298 - He's cute. - That guy? No. 499 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,385 I can't date him. His hair's way nicer than mine. 500 00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:26,253 - You're, like, even worse than mike. 501 00:23:26,255 --> 00:23:27,721 - Oh, real talk, though. 502 00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:30,975 The munsters are coming to town for the summer. 503 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,393 - Gerald and bethany are here? 504 00:23:32,395 --> 00:23:33,727 - It's my dad's birthday tomorrow. 505 00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:36,013 - Aw. - Will you come to dinner? 506 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,848 They love you, and if you're there, 507 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,551 maybe they'll have fun and not try to fix my life. 508 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,154 - Of course, and it will be fun. 509 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:46,657 But why are you still talking to me? 510 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,859 - Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of t-shirts. 511 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,777 - Damn it. 512 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:56,200 - Asked around about you. - Oh, great. 513 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,734 So you know I'm a disaster. 514 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,037 - I know you're a professional skier. 515 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,705 - That was a long time ago. 516 00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:04,208 - Who you were isn't who you are. 517 00:24:05,428 --> 00:24:08,379 You're funny and smart, 518 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,548 and you got a wicked arm. 519 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:13,684 And you're pretty. 520 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:18,272 Uh, actually, I think you're really, really pretty. 521 00:24:19,809 --> 00:24:23,093 So you should let me take you out to dinner tomorrow. 522 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,813 - I already have a dinner thing, 523 00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:29,483 but if you're down for dessert, we could meet up after. 524 00:24:32,622 --> 00:24:36,157 Okay, oh, and be sure to be holding a single red rose 525 00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:37,575 so I can tell you apart 526 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:40,744 from all the other hot guys waiting for a lady. 527 00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:42,779 - That's good. 528 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,248 Now can I buy a drink for your friend 529 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,416 down at the end of the bar 530 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,885 for telling you to flirt with me? 531 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,760 - courtesy of our mayor. 532 00:24:58,681 --> 00:25:01,599 - Hi, mitch green, mayor of jessup. 533 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:04,235 It is so nice to have a fellow mayor visiting. 534 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:06,070 Good to meet you, ben. 535 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,155 - That is so nice of you. 536 00:25:08,157 --> 00:25:10,524 - This water is from the '73 wildfire. 537 00:25:10,526 --> 00:25:12,676 Smoke settled on an exceptional snowpack, 538 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,912 giving the water clear tones of mesquite. 539 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,448 - Yeah, I think we're probably pretty good on the water. 540 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:19,833 - You're angry about the ad. 541 00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:22,620 Look, a little rivalry's good for the both of us. 542 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,088 You'll understand in a few years 543 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,673 when you've been a mayor for a little longer. 544 00:25:25,675 --> 00:25:28,342 - Well, I have been a mayor for quite some time, 545 00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:30,594 and I have seen... a lot. 546 00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:34,181 - The truth is, you just have a tougher hill to climb. 547 00:25:34,183 --> 00:25:36,967 See, we have the best water in the world, 548 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,186 and you have 59 dead miners. 549 00:25:39,188 --> 00:25:41,004 It's...So tragic. 550 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,856 - That's not tragic. 551 00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:45,059 The 59 is a story about sacrifice. 552 00:25:45,061 --> 00:25:46,977 sorry, mrs. Mayor, 553 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,395 but doesn't play like sacrifice. 554 00:25:48,397 --> 00:25:50,064 It plays like the beginning of a horror movie. 555 00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:51,198 Am I right, ben? 556 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,783 - I actually have a name. It's kate. 557 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,652 I'm a teacher and I have a jd/ph.D. 558 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:56,820 In environmental law from cu boulder. 559 00:25:56,822 --> 00:26:00,190 - I meant no disrespect. - Oh, yes, you did. 560 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,858 The 59 is a beautiful story 561 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:05,045 about people who are willing to die to save each other. 562 00:26:05,047 --> 00:26:06,530 We're a town full of heroes. 563 00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:08,532 And if you can't see that, you're an idiot. 564 00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:10,551 By the way, your water tastes like shit, 565 00:26:10,553 --> 00:26:13,053 and who the hell puts cacao nibs in a citrus salad? 566 00:26:13,055 --> 00:26:14,371 It's gross. 567 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,056 - Can't help with the anger issues, 568 00:26:16,058 --> 00:26:19,260 but... Your salad will be comped. 569 00:26:22,431 --> 00:26:27,884 ♪ ♪ 570 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:31,238 - what happened to "he's probably a perfectly nice guy?" 571 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,023 - screw him. We're outta here. 572 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,692 What a douchebag. 573 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,212 - ow, no. 574 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:12,563 575 00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:18,619 ♪ ♪ 576 00:27:18,621 --> 00:27:21,705 - 577 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:28,662 ♪ ♪ 578 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:42,676 ♪ ♪ 579 00:27:48,317 --> 00:27:52,903 580 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:59,693 ♪ ♪ 581 00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:11,221 ♪ ♪ 582 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:17,010 - 60 seconds. 583 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,466 - The petals. 584 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:25,719 - Tell me it's a radio. - It's a radio. 585 00:28:27,189 --> 00:28:30,774 - Okay, I believe you. I have to. 586 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:33,777 587 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:40,751 ♪ ♪ 588 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:55,365 - thank you. Thank you for this. 589 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,367 For saving all of us. 590 00:28:57,369 --> 00:29:02,205 - You are welcome. 591 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:03,757 - the signal will tell my people 592 00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:09,096 not to come and kill everyone for 50 years. 593 00:29:09,098 --> 00:29:10,547 - What? 594 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:15,218 - After you are old and die, then my people will come, 595 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,021 and they will kill the rest of the human race. 596 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:21,325 - What? - You're welcome! 597 00:29:24,612 --> 00:29:25,963 - 50 years? 598 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:29,032 - You get to live, and the planet gets to live. 599 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:32,069 I'm a genius. - No. We need to stop it! 600 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:33,570 - Ten more seconds. 601 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:36,406 - My people need to come and save the bison. 602 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:37,774 - Ow, you're hurting me. 603 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,010 - I'm sorry. No! 604 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,045 - I'm going to smash it! 605 00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:44,214 - Liar! No! 606 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,423 this was it. 607 00:29:55,144 --> 00:29:57,161 Our last chance. 608 00:29:57,163 --> 00:30:00,764 Now you are going to die too. 609 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:03,016 - I guess you'll just have to figure something else out. 610 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:06,069 - Why do you care? 611 00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:08,522 I'm experiencing anger. 612 00:30:09,692 --> 00:30:13,160 You were going to be dead long before they come! 613 00:30:13,162 --> 00:30:15,496 - How do you still not get this? 614 00:30:15,498 --> 00:30:17,447 This is not just about me. 615 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,666 What about everyone that I care about? 616 00:30:19,668 --> 00:30:23,170 - D'arcy will be dead many years before you. 617 00:30:23,172 --> 00:30:26,006 - You have to figure this out. 618 00:30:26,008 --> 00:30:28,375 I am pacing out of anger! 619 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,796 If my device had delivered its message, 620 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:34,631 we would have 50 years to figure this out. 621 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,035 Now we will have 50 days if we are lucky. 622 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:41,605 - No, we would have had 50 years for you to do nothing! 623 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,443 - I know that you don't care unless it's me. 624 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,529 So guess what. It's me again. 625 00:30:48,531 --> 00:30:52,783 shit, it's big leroy. 626 00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:55,018 Hi, leroy. 627 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,187 Slow down. What happened? 628 00:31:03,212 --> 00:31:04,878 hi, sunny. Cavalry's here. 629 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,330 - Hey, harry's here. 630 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,031 He's a doctor. You're gonna be okay. 631 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,600 - I can do it. 632 00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:12,219 All right, sunny, look at me. 633 00:31:12,221 --> 00:31:14,671 Okay, breathe in deep. 634 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:16,256 Good. 635 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,760 Good. 636 00:31:19,762 --> 00:31:21,178 Slow it down. 637 00:31:26,569 --> 00:31:29,552 - ah. Hello, sweetheart. 638 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,271 - Hi, dad. 639 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,690 - Oh. 640 00:31:35,444 --> 00:31:38,362 Look at you, my baby. 641 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,163 I love your confidence. 642 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:42,232 You'll just wear anything, won't you? 643 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,367 - Okay. 644 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,618 - I missed you. 645 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:48,288 - Well, I've just been here being confident. 646 00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:49,506 - Stop it. 647 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:50,674 - well, it's good to see you, sweetheart. 648 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:51,541 How are you doing? 649 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,343 - Good. Happy birthday, dad. 650 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,911 - Bonsoir. 651 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,264 Your table is ready. Won't you follow me? 652 00:31:57,266 --> 00:31:59,433 - After you. - Thank you. 653 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,355 - That's fine, but the most important question 654 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,424 is which one's your favorite? 655 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,726 - "dream warriors", obviously. 656 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:13,113 It had the most iconic freddy line of all time. 657 00:32:13,115 --> 00:32:15,282 Both: Welcome to prime time, bitch. 658 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,457 - oh, my god, he's on a date. 659 00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:26,243 I've been pushing him. It's finally happening. 660 00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:27,995 - Fancy yourself a matchmaker? 661 00:32:27,997 --> 00:32:29,779 I don't know, maybe. 662 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,749 - That's good to know. - Oh, for... 663 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:38,889 - Okay, sunny. 664 00:32:38,891 --> 00:32:42,459 The head came out, but it went back in. 665 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,595 I'm gonna try-- - that is shoulder dystocia. 666 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,397 - Is that bad? - I can fix it. 667 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,632 Because I spent an entire weekend last month 668 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,152 watching youtube videos on human birthing. 669 00:32:52,154 --> 00:32:54,354 - No. - Also videos of a monkey 670 00:32:54,356 --> 00:32:56,657 bathing a duck in the sink. 671 00:32:56,659 --> 00:32:58,025 - Let me think. 672 00:32:58,027 --> 00:33:00,777 - Asta, let the doctor do his job. 673 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:03,246 - It's okay. Come. 674 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,365 - You and you, help keep 675 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:08,118 sunny's thighs up towards her stomach. 676 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,288 Asta, place your hands suprapubically 677 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,091 over the fetal anterior shoulder, 678 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,593 applying pressure in a cpr style 679 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,296 in a downward lateral motion. 680 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,264 Be sure to like and subscribe. 681 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:23,350 - What about me? What do I do? 682 00:33:23,352 --> 00:33:25,335 - Just hold her hand. 683 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,837 - okay. You got this, baby. 684 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,173 - Okay, sunny, you're gonna have one big push. 685 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,174 Harry, tell me when you're ready. 686 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,342 - I'm ready. 687 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,410 - Okay, on the count of three, sunny. 688 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:36,229 One, two, three. Push. 689 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:39,199 - 690 00:33:39,201 --> 00:33:46,239 ♪ ♪ 691 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:48,458 - here's little leroy. 692 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,077 My species would never come together 693 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:53,530 for a birth like this, and we never touch a newborn. 694 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,550 When the egg sack bursts and the young emerge, 695 00:33:56,552 --> 00:33:59,169 the sulfuric ooze is toxic. 696 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,972 - We're gonna smudge that umbilical cord. 697 00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:05,642 Wrap it in this buckskin. 698 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:09,179 Keep it in a cedar box, put it in the house. 699 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,731 We do this to keep the kid 700 00:34:10,733 --> 00:34:12,516 from wandering too far... 701 00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:15,552 or for too long. 702 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:22,526 ♪ ♪ 703 00:34:27,082 --> 00:34:28,698 - not bad, weirdo. 704 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:34,704 ♪ ♪ 705 00:34:37,525 --> 00:34:39,776 - well, listen to me going on and on about myself 706 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,411 without asking you anything. 707 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,664 So tell me, what brought you to patience from d.C.? 708 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,366 - Ha. You know what? 709 00:34:46,368 --> 00:34:48,201 I'm fine just talking about you, honestly. 710 00:34:48,203 --> 00:34:49,703 - No, I'm serious. 711 00:34:49,705 --> 00:34:51,538 - It's really not that interesting, you know. 712 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,890 Have you tried that burger place down by the lake? 713 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,509 Their burgers there, 714 00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:56,827 they got burgers the size of your head. 715 00:34:56,829 --> 00:34:58,879 - Oh, come on, I bet you're one of the most 716 00:34:58,881 --> 00:35:01,882 pathologically interesting men in this whole town. 717 00:35:01,884 --> 00:35:05,235 - Oh, wow. - I wanna know your story. 718 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:09,339 Ooh, is it dangerous? 719 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:13,343 Like if you told me, you'd have to kill. 720 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:16,646 - So you wanna know why I moved here from d.C.? 721 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,231 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 722 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:20,183 Well, I'll tell you, 723 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:22,652 I was a cop, and I made a mistake, 724 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,704 and my best friend died. 725 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:27,524 So I dragged my sick dad out here 726 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,960 to this shitty little town in the middle of nowhere, 727 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,795 that's full of people 728 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:34,164 who don't know how to leave well enough alone. 729 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,835 Good night. 730 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,171 - Oh, no. Excuse me. 731 00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:54,985 - How are you doing, really, sweetheart? 732 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,437 Are you okay? - Great, I'm happy. 733 00:35:57,439 --> 00:36:01,491 I'm doing incredibly good. Too good, actually. 734 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,777 - Because, you know, your mother and I were talking, 735 00:36:03,779 --> 00:36:05,061 and there's a lot of very interesting possibilities 736 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:07,030 in park city. - Some really cute men too. 737 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:09,115 Very outdoorsy. You like that. 738 00:36:09,117 --> 00:36:10,617 - You know you can accomplish anything 739 00:36:10,619 --> 00:36:12,335 if you just put your mind to it. 740 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,254 - Remember how driven she was, even as a little girl? 741 00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:16,706 - Remember that time on tv she saw that guy 742 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,074 pull the tablecloth off the table 743 00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:20,093 without spilling anything? Do you remember that? 744 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:23,213 - Yes, she was so determined. She practiced and practiced. 745 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:25,799 She dressed up like a magician. She had the hat-- 746 00:36:25,801 --> 00:36:27,884 - I know, and she actually pulled the trick off. 747 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:30,136 She was so proud of herself. 748 00:36:30,138 --> 00:36:32,856 You know, sweetheart, I have a friend, bill, 749 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,140 who runs a realty business. 750 00:36:34,142 --> 00:36:36,643 Maybe there might be something in that for you. 751 00:36:36,645 --> 00:36:39,963 -♪ oh, get me away from here, I'm dying ♪ 752 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:43,099 ♪ play me a song to set me free ♪ 753 00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:46,069 ♪ nobody writes them like they used to ♪ 754 00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:49,206 ♪ so it may as well be me ♪ 755 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:52,492 ♪ they always reach a sorry ending ♪ 756 00:36:52,494 --> 00:36:54,778 ♪ they always get it in the end ♪ 757 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,379 ♪ still it was worth it as I ♪ 758 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,832 both: Are you listening to us? 759 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,251 - ♪ turned the pages solemnly and then ♪ 760 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:04,621 ♪ with a winning smile, the boy ♪ 761 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,674 ♪ with naivety succeeds ♪ 762 00:37:07,676 --> 00:37:11,144 ♪ at the final moment, I cried ♪ 763 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:16,066 ♪ I always cry at endings ♪ 764 00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:20,070 ♪ oh, that wasn't what I meant to say at all ♪ 765 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:22,772 ♪ from where I'm sitting, rain ♪ 766 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:27,360 ♪ falling against the lonely tenement has set my mind ♪ 767 00:37:27,362 --> 00:37:31,448 ♪ to wander into the windows of my lovers ♪ 768 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:35,035 ♪ they never know unless I write ♪ 769 00:37:35,037 --> 00:37:37,003 ♪ this is no declaration ♪ 770 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:40,840 ♪ I just thought I'd let you know goodbye ♪ 771 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:43,826 ♪ said the hero in the story ♪ 772 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:46,763 ♪ it is mightier than swords ♪ 773 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,548 ♪ I could kill you sure ♪ 774 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:54,354 ♪ but I could only make you cry with these words ♪ 775 00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:57,173 ♪ cry with these words ♪ 776 00:37:57,175 --> 00:38:00,843 ♪ cry with these words ♪ 777 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:04,147 ♪ cry with these words ♪ 778 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:08,485 ♪ oh, get me away, I'm dying ♪ 779 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:11,321 ♪ get me away, I'm dying ♪ 780 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:15,375 ♪ get me away, I'm dying ♪ 781 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,744 ♪ oh, I'm dying ♪ 782 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,837 - you did a good job. 783 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,429 - I've held a lot of babies since jay was born... 784 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:41,284 But doing it like this with everyone around... 785 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:46,573 Everyone there for the little baby... 786 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,061 I don't know. 787 00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:53,697 I'm never gonna be jay's mom, but maybe someday 788 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,933 I could at least be someone in the room. 789 00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,953 - Do you remember in that glacier 790 00:38:59,955 --> 00:39:03,106 when you first found out who I was? 791 00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:05,875 - Yeah. How could I forget? 792 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,078 I was elbow deep in your chest cavity. 793 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,880 - I told you not to feel guilty 794 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,216 about giving jay up for adoption 795 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:18,088 because we send our offspring into the great ice wind desert. 796 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:24,310 I think I understand now 797 00:39:24,312 --> 00:39:27,230 why you feel guilty. 798 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:30,667 Children. 799 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,502 Generation to generation, 800 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,938 the earth's troubles are passed on to them. 801 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,308 Babies on my planet are self-sufficient 802 00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:40,877 and can survive on instinct alone. 803 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,912 Human children learn everything 804 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:44,497 from the humans around them. 805 00:39:44,499 --> 00:39:47,083 Without nurturing parents to guide them, 806 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,669 those children become lost. 807 00:39:49,671 --> 00:39:52,639 808 00:39:52,641 --> 00:39:56,726 ♪ ♪ 809 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,895 without a community to help, 810 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,064 humans end up alone... 811 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:03,983 ♪ ♪ 812 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,986 with nobody to turn to when they're in trouble. 813 00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:16,362 But there is still hope. 814 00:40:16,364 --> 00:40:19,699 There are some who can find their strength. 815 00:40:19,701 --> 00:40:21,668 - When people experience a loss of time, 816 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,120 their friends tell them it's normal, 817 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:27,156 it's not a big deal, when in fact it's often 818 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,627 because they've been abducted by aliens. 819 00:40:33,215 --> 00:40:34,997 - I discovered there are some humans 820 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,667 who are taught how precious the earth is. 821 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:40,470 It is not enough to save them. 822 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:43,773 But if they can't, who will? 823 00:40:47,062 --> 00:40:51,614 ♪ ♪ 824 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:55,151 - I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot. 825 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:10,884 What do you know about lighthouses, ethan? 826 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:21,060 - I did a work-study one summer at a lighthouse 827 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:24,314 off the coast of portugal. It was breathtaking. 828 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:29,018 - They're symbols of guidance, of strength, of truth. 829 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:35,191 That's what I am interested in, the truth. 830 00:41:40,115 --> 00:41:43,249 I know it hasn't been very comfortable, 831 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:47,871 but we've done everything above board because, in part, 832 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:51,073 I have a lot of reverence for your kind. 833 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:55,011 - Mid-westerners? 834 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,548 - you're very likable, ethan. 835 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,887 Show me your true form. 836 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:09,142 - You're looking at it. - I know the truth. 837 00:42:09,144 --> 00:42:13,763 My father and I, we saw your kind at the lighthouse, 838 00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:17,150 and everyone made him feel like he was crazy. 839 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:22,238 And so he took his own light out of this world. 840 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:28,962 But I evolved. We evolve through pain. 841 00:42:34,002 --> 00:42:36,285 - I thought that would make you change. 842 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,137 - My hand. 843 00:42:40,342 --> 00:42:43,226 you're a doctor. Fix it. 844 00:42:46,298 --> 00:42:50,233 ♪ ♪ 845 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:54,804 what is it? - We just picked up a signal. 846 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:58,575 Lines of encrypted code, but the signature is alien. 847 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:07,817 - ah, shut it off. Shut it off. 848 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:09,752 Ah, just woke me up from the best dream. 849 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,821 I was having a threesome with a starfish 850 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:13,539 and a little neck clam. 851 00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:15,825 - It's receiving a signal... 852 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:18,861 853 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:21,514 in my language. 854 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,217 - Seriously? W-what does it say? 855 00:43:24,219 --> 00:43:26,502 - It's a phone number... 856 00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:29,672 From new york city. 857 00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:35,044 ♪ ♪ 62712

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