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[Theme music playing]
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Quark: Star note... Last week,
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I was captured by
zorgon the malevolent,
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the most vicious
gorgon space pirate
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and half-brother to
the high gorgon himself.
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Zorgon: What have you
got to say for yourselves?
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Andy: We give up.
Zorgon: Throw these people
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in the prison chamber.
Quark: Uh, you got to stop
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those walls! Zorgon:
You tell me where it is.
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Quark: What is it?
Zorgon: Right now, quark.
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Where is it? Quark: Stop it!
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Turn off your wall!
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It is on asteroid rumbar.
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We arrive at asteroid
rumbar in six hours.
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Zorgon wants me
with him when we land.
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When he sees I've
been bluffing, I'll be killed.
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Gene: Ready,
commander. Quark: Ok,
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let her go.
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Gene, Andy, get
back to the ship.
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Contact palindrome. Tell
him we've been captured
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by zorgon, and we need his help.
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Oh, sorry, miss.
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What you have to do
is get empress libido
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to leave a gamma gun for
me under zorgon's throne.
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After a while, libido will
start repeating your name
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over and over, her breathing
will become irregular.
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[Bettys breathing heavily]
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Quark: When all this happens,
you ask her for the gamma gun.
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Ficus: When all this happens,
shouldn't I call a doctor?
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Libido, this is where we're
going to have a problem.
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You see, where I come
from, we don't kiss.
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We pollinate. Libido: Pollinate?
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Both: Bee, bee, bee, bee, bee,
bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee...
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Zorgon: Libido!
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What's going on here?
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What are you doing? Ficus:
We were pollinating, sir.
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Zorgon: Pollin... a vegeton?!
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Man: Professor markof,
we've all been looking forward
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to your speech on the
care and operation of it.
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Gene: Ah. Ah, yes, of
course, my speech. Mm-hmm.
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Zorgon: Congratulations, quark!
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It's here!
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Quark: It is? [Laser pulsing]
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Zorgon: All the galaxy
will cower at my feet.
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The gorgons will rule
over all the planets.
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We will destroy the
head and perma one
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and replace them with
the rule of the high gorgon!
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And, quark,
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it's all because of you!
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Betty: Betty! Betty!
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Zorgon: There, quark. It's
really there. You were right.
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Quark: But that's impossible.
I... i don't even know what it is!
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Zorgon: You did well, quark.
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Quark: Then stop those walls!
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Zorgon: Oh, all right.
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[Quark sighs] Zorgon:
Perma one has obviously
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told you about the legend.
Quark: What legend?
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Zorgon: Well, now it's
my turn to thank you
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as only zorgon the
malevolent knows how.
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Bar-tel, are there any
lizigoths on this asteroid?
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Bar-tel: Yes, your
highness. Zorgon: Very well.
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Then take quark
and the Bettys out
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and feed them to a lizigoth.
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Quark: Aw, no, no,
come... come on.
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Now, wait a minute. What
about our agreement?
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I... i took you to it.
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You even told me I did
well. Zorgon: You did.
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I'm very grateful to you.
That's why I'm being so lenient.
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Quark: Lenient? You're
feeding me to a lizigoth!
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I hate to see
your idea of strict.
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Libido: Freeze. All
right, turn off the laser.
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Throw the gun in the corner.
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Unlock him.
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[Sighs]
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Oh, I've never done
anything like this before.
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Only you could drive me
to such desperate ends.
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Oh, tell me it was worth it,
pandarota. Tell me you love me.
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Ficus: Libido, and I think
you'll find this interesting,
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as a vegeton, not only
am I incapable of love,
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I'm not even grateful
for you rescuing me.
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Libido: Oh, promise me
you'll never change, pandarota.
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Ficus: It is not in
my nature to change,
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except, of course,
with the seasons.
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Libido: Oh, oh!
Against the wall!
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Marry me, pandarota.
You and I will be one.
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Ficus: Libido, your
mathematical ability is negligible.
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You and I would be two, not one.
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Libido: Marry me, pandarota.
Ficus: That is impossible.
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Libido: Ok, we'll
live together first.
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Ficus: Libido, I must rescue my
commander. I will need your gun.
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Libido: Oh, no, oh,
oh. Can't have it.
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Ficus: Libido, it is my opinion
you will not use that gun.
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Libido, I have
revised my opinion.
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Libido: Marry me, and
I'll give you the gun.
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Ficus: If that is what I must
do to rescue my commander,
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I will make such a sacrifice.
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Libido: And we will
live happily ever after?
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Ficus: You will live happily
ever after. I will just live.
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Gene: What should happen,
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what you gotta do with it
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is ya... Ya gotta heat it!
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Andy: If they buy
that, sell them land.
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Man: I... I'm sorry, professor.
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I... i fail to see what effect
that could possibly have.
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Gene: What effect? What effect?
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The man is talking
to me about effect.
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I'll tell you what
effect it would have.
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Once you heat it,
it will become hot!
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Man: Of course. Stupid of me.
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Andy: Would anyone
like... Would anyone like...
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To buy some land?
Gene: Ahem. Well, uh, my...
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My nurse and I are feeling
a little, uh, little parched,
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so, uh, we're going to start
up again in about an hour.
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Jean: Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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I... i couldn't have done
it without you. Thank you.
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Coming.
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Andy: Don't look back. Keep
moving. You were a bomb.
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Betty: Isn't this a
beautiful spot, Adam?
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Betty 2: So calm and
pretty, it's like a picture book.
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Betty: Finally alone.
[Lizigoth roaring]
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Quark: I don't
think we're alone.
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Bettys: Can't you
talk to him, Adam?
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Quark: He's not here
to chat! He's here to eat!
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Bettys: Adam, do something!
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Quark: Do something?!
What should I do?!
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Betty: Are you mad at us,
Adam? Betty 2: Don't be mad!
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If I thought you
were mad, I'd die!
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Betty: I've loved you
from the first time you said,
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"Betty, pick up the garbage."
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Quark: What are you two
doing? Will somebody tell me?
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Look out!
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Baron: Greetings.
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I am the baron.
Quark: The baron?
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Baron: I am the baron
of the forest people.
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Quark, thinking:
Star note... of course.
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Who else saves you from
being eaten by a lizigoth
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but the baron of
the forest people?
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Baron: I sensed danger.
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[Pole thuds]
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Come. We'll talk
more at my camp.
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These woods are not safe.
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Quark: Not to
mention the wildlife.
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Andy: I am tired.
I want to rest.
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Gene: You're tired?
You're a machine!
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Andy: I am a tired machine.
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Gene: I don't believe this!
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Adam: Believe it.
It's been a long day.
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Gene: Gorgons. Let's jump 'em.
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Andy: Gene, gorgons are
people, just like you and me.
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Gene: Gorgons are
people? Andy, that's sick!
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Now, let's jump 'em!
Andy: I don't want to jump.
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Gene: I'm the commander
now. I order you to jump!
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Now, let's jump 'em!
Andy: I will not jump.
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[Footsteps approach]
Gene: They're almost here.
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Let's jump, now!
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Andy, why did you do that?
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Andy: Being chained to you
threatens my life expectancy.
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Gene: Andy, what's
wrong with you?
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Andy: Have you
got a few moments?
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I don't know where to begin.
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Bar-tel: Sir, the transmute
and the robot have escaped
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from the ship, but security
expects to have them back
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in custody shortly.
Zorgon: Very good.
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When they get them back, have
the security people eliminated.
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Bar-tel: Yes, sir.
Oh, and according
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to our calculations, the
legend should come true tonight.
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Zorgon: Wonderful.
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You're looking at a fulfilled
emperor, bar-tel. Heh!
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[Door thuds] Libido!
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What is the meaning of
this? Libido: Don't push it, dad.
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Zorgon: Would you
defy your father?
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Libido: I've never
met a plant like him.
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Zorgon: I see. Do you love her?
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Ficus: No, sir, I do
not. Zorgon: What?
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Libido: Oh, but that...
That's just his way.
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Pandarota's free
of emotions, guilt.
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Things just don't bother him.
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He's the most nowhere
man I've ever met.
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Zorgon: Does it bother
you to learn that quark
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has been eaten by a lizigoth?
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Ficus: Although I respect
him deeply, I do not feel
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what you animals might
call anguish or despair.
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Zorgon: Does it bother you
that the Bettys have been
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eaten by a lizigoth?
Ficus: Not at all.
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Zorgon: He seems to
have a pretty good head
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on his shoulders, huh,
bar-tel? Bar-tel: Yes, sir.
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Zorgon: It's nice to see
there's still some sense
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of decency left in the world.
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Libido: Daddy! Heh! Does
that mean that I can have him?
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Zorgon: I never could
deny you anything, libido.
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Libido: Oh, and you
will still marry me?
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Ficus: I gave my
word, and I will keep it.
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I will give libido exactly
the care she deserves...
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Libido: Call him
dad. Ficus: Dad.
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Zorgon: Don't call me dad.
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[Chomping, lips smacking]
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Baron: Hmm. Good
beef, huh, Betty?
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Bettys: Oh, yes, baron
of the forest people.
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Quark: Baron, zorgon
spoke about a legend.
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Baron: What do
you know about it?
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Quark: Nothing, except
that whatever it is,
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it's very popular around here.
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Baron: You are an
enemy of zorgon's.
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Quark: The man was
feeding me to a lizigoth.
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I'd hardly call
that a friendly act.
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Baron: My ancestors are
not from the asteroid rumbar.
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For centuries, they
lived an idyllic life
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on the planet pooh-pooh.
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Whenever they were
threatened or oppressed,
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it would always protect them.
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They would proceed to
wherever their equinox
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fast approaches the
constellation lupay
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and lines up with
the lights of delor,
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within the orbit of our
beloved pooh-pooh.
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Quark: That's really
some legend, baron.
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Baron: Then zorgon was
born. Quark: There's more?
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Baron: Just as we
were about to discover
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our miraculous ancestral
legend that would make us
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impervious to our enemies,
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as luck would have it,
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zorgon has showed up!
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Quark: Baron, it wasn't luck
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that brought zorgon
here. I'm afraid it was me.
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He thought I was an
undercover agent for perma one.
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Baron: You? But why?
Quark: It was an accident!
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I just got in the middle
of this! I don't know why!
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I'm a stranger!
Baron: The stranger!
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Forest people: Ohh!
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Baron: And a miracle
would lead the stranger to it,
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and with it, the stranger
will defeat our oppressors.
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And, quark, you
are that stranger.
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[Horn blows off-key]
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Quark, thinking: Star note...
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This has been a
very unusual day.
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Bar-tel: According to
our galactic computer,
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the miracle should begin soon.
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Zorgon: Send an expedition
and have them bring it to me.
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Soon it will be mine.
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It will all be mine.
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Gene: Commander! Bettys: Gene!
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Gene: Thanks, my
furry little forest friend.
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I'll never forget ya. Quark:
Gene, this is the baron.
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Gene: Baron, you and your
people are making these woods
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a lot safer place for all of us.
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Baron: Thank you, gene.
Quark: Gene, did you get word
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through to perma one?
Gene: Nah, the halls were filled
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with gorgies. Me and
Andy were lucky enough
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to make it off the ship!
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Do you hate gorgons?
[Baron growls]
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Quark: Where's Andy?
Gene: He's hiding
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back by zorgon's ship,
pretending he's a nurse.
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Hey, what do you think
of this new gamma gun?
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[Thunder] It's kinda neat, huh?
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Quark: What is that?
Baron: The miracle.
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Forest people: Ohh!
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Ohh!
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Baron: Those beams
of light will lead us to it.
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Hurry. We must beat the gorgons.
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Bettys: What's the plan,
Adam? Gene: I got a plan.
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Quark: What is it, gene?
Gene: No gorgie's gonna
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beat me to it.
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Quark: Gene! Gene?
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I thought we were
gonna discuss the plan!
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You just don't go do a plan!
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You talk about it first!
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Thinking: Star note...
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Maybe I am the stranger.
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The miracle led us
through the night.
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As the dawn breaks, we
are very near our destination.
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I have never wanted anything
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as much as it.
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Betty: This must
be it! Open it, Adam.
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Open it.
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Forest people: Ohh!
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Quark: So...
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It is a stone.
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[Knuckles crack]
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Bettys: Oh, Adam.
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Jean: That goes very nice with
your outfit, commander. Mm-hmm.
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Baron: According to the
legend, you are invincible,
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and the invincible stranger
will defeat the oppressors
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of the forest people,
namely zorgon.
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[Horn blows off-key]
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Quark, thinking: Star
note... i am invincible!
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[Beeping]
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Man: Yes? Palindrome: Dad?
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Dad, I need some advice.
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Dad: Ah, quark again, huh?
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Palindrome: Yeah,
he's, uh... Disappeared.
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Dad: Disappeared?
Palindrome: Dad,
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the head has suspended
me. What can I do?
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Dad: You must go back,
look the head right in
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the eye, and do what palindromes
have done for hundreds of years.
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Beg.
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Palindrome: Beg? Thanks, dad.
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Betty: Adam, I'm
worried about you.
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Betty 2: Please take gene's gun.
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Gene: Oh, but,
Betty, that isn't fair.
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The commander's got the stone!
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Betty 2: Adam, take the gun.
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Quark: Betty, some
power greater than us
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has brought me
to asteroid rumbar.
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Certainly you cannot
deny the miracle.
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I am the stranger.
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I am invincible.
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Door... open.
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Zorgon: What is it, bar-tel?
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Bar-tel: Quark is
alive, and he has it.
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00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:21,030
Zorgon: No. I must have it!
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Bar-tel: Sir, I've analyzed the
stone over my m2v scanner.
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It's completely worthless.
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Baron: Maybe it is
not good with doors.
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Quark: Door, open.
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Zorgon: After all these
years, after all my efforts?
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Well, of course, I didn't
want the stone for its powers.
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Bar-tel: 'Course not,
sir. Zorgon: I wanted it
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for its beauty,
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to put in my collection
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for my sensitive side.
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But so all is not
totally wasted,
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let quark in. We'll destroy him
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and gain that beautiful stone.
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It's the artist in me.
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Quark, thinking: Star
note... my life is riding
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on a rock from the
planet pooh-pooh.
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Gene, give me the gun.
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00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,020
Gene: But you're
invincible! Quark: Invincible?
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00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:06,020
I can't even get the door open.
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Door, I order you to open.
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Gene: Jumpin' space specks!
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Quark: Oh, I see. You
just have to be firm with it.
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Gene: Commander,
can I wear that stone?
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00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,210
Quark: No, gene.
You can have the gun.
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Quark: Don't make a move.
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He's going to take his
hand away from your mouth,
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and you're going to tell me
very quietly where I can find
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the vegeton who goes by
the name of ficus pandarota.
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Do you understand?
All right, talk.
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Gorgon: He's with
the empress libido
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in her private chambers.
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Gene: Thanks, gorgie.
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00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,200
Quark: I... i wasn't
through questioning him!
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We don't know where
libido's chambers are.
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Gene: Oh. Well, he'll come
around in about an hour.
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Baron, do you hate the gorgons?
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Quark: Gene. Gene:
You're a good man, baron.
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Good man. Quark,
thinking: Star note...
348
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Gene is not the kind of
person you'd want to be with
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on a planet with a lot of moons.
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Door, open.
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Gorgon: You're going
back to your maker, quark!
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00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,130
Quark: Door, close.
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00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,230
Baron: Ah, so
the legend is true.
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00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:21,010
Quark: You didn't
know? Baron: There were
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some gray areas.
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Zorgon: So the stone
has no power, huh?
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00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,030
Bar-tel: Sir, I swear,
it's completely worthless.
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The disintegration
ray must have reflected
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off the stone, or
quark would be dead.
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00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:34,030
Gene: Come on,
we got to get zorgon!
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00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,230
Quark: First we have to
make sure ficus is all right.
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Gene: Don't worry, my
furry little forest friend.
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We'll take care of zorgon.
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Baron: Furry
little forest friend?
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Bar-tel: Lure quark here.
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The cycloid will
take care of him,
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and you enjoy the
cycloid so much more
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00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,080
than the disintegration ray.
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00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,130
The stone has no power.
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00:16:57,170 --> 00:17:00,040
Zorgon: For your
sake, I hope so.
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00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,010
I'm not always such
a loose guy, bar-tel.
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00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:07,110
Quark: Baron, this
might be dangerous.
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00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,180
If you want to return to
your people, I'll understand.
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00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,210
Baron: Good idea.
Thank you, quark.
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00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,130
Quark: Where are the
empress libido's chambers?
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00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,150
Gorgon: I will never
tell. Quark: Gene,
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00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:22,200
tell this man why you were
thrown out of the youth academy.
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00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:25,090
Gene: 'Cause every
time I had to draw pictures,
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I drew gorgons, and
their bodies didn't have
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any heads, and I
did 'em in purple.
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00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,070
Gorgon: Princess libido
is through that door.
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00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,120
Quark: Now, gene.
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00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:38,350
Bettys, get back to the
ship, see if you can get it free.
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00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,120
Bettys: Yes, sir.
Quark: Gene, find Andy
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00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,140
and get back to the ship.
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00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,060
Gene: Commander,
that isn't fair!
387
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,110
Whenever someone has
to face danger and death,
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00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,120
you always get
to do it yourself!
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00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,010
Quark: I'm invincible, gene.
You'd only be in the way.
390
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,100
Now, get back to the ship.
If I'm not back in an hour,
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take off without
me. That's an order.
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00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,160
What are you doing here?
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00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,210
Gene: I thought I'd use my
own judgment, commander.
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Quark: Gene,
listen to me carefully.
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00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,120
Never, ever
396
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,120
use your own judgment around me.
397
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,120
Is that clear? Gene:
See ya, skipper.
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00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:15,230
Ficus and libido: Bee, bee, bee,
bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee...
399
00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:18,010
Ficus: Bee, bee, bee, bee,
bee, bee, bee, bee, bee...
400
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,140
Libido: Ficus! Here
comes the bee!
401
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:24,090
Ficus: Bee, bee, bee, bee...
Libido: Oh! Oh! The bee!
402
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,490
Both: Bee, bee, bee, bee, bee,
bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee,
403
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,200
bee, bee, bee, bee!
Bee... Bee, bee, bee, bee,
404
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,060
bee, bee, bee, bee,
bee, bee... Quark: Ficus!
405
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,780
Libido: Ooh! Oh! Quark:
What are you doing?
406
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,250
Libido: Uh, we were pollinating.
407
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,190
Don't you believe in knocking?
408
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,100
Quark: Pollinating?
Ficus: Pollinating.
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00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,060
Quark: I'm sorry I asked.
Ficus: Well, commander,
410
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,990
it would appear that you
have not, in fact, been eaten
411
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,140
by a lizigoth. Quark:
The baron saved me.
412
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,060
Ficus: The baron?
Quark: Don't ask.
413
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,990
I've been through a lot,
not to mention this stone,
414
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,410
which makes me
invincible. Let's go.
415
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,990
Ficus: Commander, as much
as I would like to go with you,
416
00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,170
I'm afraid I cannot.
Quark: Cannot?
417
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,150
Libido: Heh! Pandarota
and I are going to be married.
418
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,130
Quark: Uh, ficus,
419
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,130
is, uh, this another
one of your strange
420
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:02,040
little vegetable
jokes? Ficus: No, sir.
421
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,100
You see, I sacrificed myself in
order to achieve your escape.
422
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:07,110
To a vegeton,
honor is everything.
423
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,110
I must stay.
424
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,110
Quark: Well, I don't like it,
425
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,160
but...
426
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,230
I must respect your
integrity as a vegeton.
427
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,130
I guess this is
good-bye. Ficus: Bye.
428
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:22,110
Quark: After all
these years, I...
429
00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,110
What can I say?
430
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:27,020
Ficus: You can say anything
you want to say, commander.
431
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,060
Quark: Ficus, I know. I mean...
432
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,090
What do I want to say? I...
433
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,150
Ficus: You're asking
me what you want to say?
434
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,710
Quark: Oh, ficus.
Ficus: Is this a warm
435
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:35,190
moment, commander?
436
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:38,000
Quark: Yes, ficus, yes.
437
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,150
Ficus: Good. You like them.
438
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,200
Quark: Good-bye.
439
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:46,150
Ficus: Oh, commander,
440
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:49,130
about that stone making
you invincible, I don't believe it.
441
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:52,090
Quark: I've seen it work, ficus.
442
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:02,100
Libido: Ficus?
443
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,100
Quark: Zorgon,
444
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,090
I'm arresting you in the
name of the united galaxy.
445
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:10,060
Zorgon: We'll see
about that, quark.
446
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,210
Quark: Why don't you
save us all a lot of trouble
447
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,040
and hand yourself in?
448
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,170
I know you're listening.
449
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,220
You can't win, zorgon.
450
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:25,010
Not only do I know what it is,
451
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:27,010
but I know where it is
452
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:29,010
and how to use it.
453
00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:31,030
[Zorgon chuckles]
454
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:33,030
Quark: Ok.
455
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:36,210
If I have to, I'll rip down
every wall on this ship.
456
00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:39,030
Zorgon: Release the cycloid.
457
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:44,050
Quark: Oh, hi. How are ya?
458
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,170
[Cycloid speaks alien language]
459
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:50,080
Quark: Look, uh, I
don't want to harm you.
460
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,080
I know you're probably the
victim of a weak economy.
461
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,080
I, uh, I don't know what kind
of a home you come from,
462
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,170
but go back to it, be with
your children, till your fields.
463
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:02,180
[Cycloid speaking
alien language]
464
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,090
Quark: Oof!
465
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,230
Hey! That hurt.
466
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,230
How can that be?
467
00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,200
I'm invincible.
468
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,130
Stone!
469
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,190
[Quark grunts]
470
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,190
[Panting]
471
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:23,120
Hey, don't you know
about the legend?
472
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,060
The... the lupay constellation.
You know that one, don't you?
473
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,010
The stone. 'Member the stone?
474
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:30,070
'Member? A long time ago,
475
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,550
you know, there was a stone
put in a little box. 'Member that?
476
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:35,020
Um, everybody knows
about the baron's...
477
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,000
[bones crack]
478
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:40,180
Zorgon: I knew that
vegeton would be trouble.
479
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,090
Give me your laser.
480
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,000
Quark: Why is this happening?
481
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,150
Ficus: Because, sir, it,
482
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:48,060
the stone, has no power at all.
483
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,060
Quark: But I opened...
484
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,060
I opened the door.
485
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,030
A disintegrating
ray bounced off me,
486
00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:56,180
and a gorgon disappeared.
487
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,160
Ficus: The door could
have been opened.
488
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,040
The laser blast could have
been reflected by the stone.
489
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,000
Quark: I wasn't
invincible? Ficus: No, sir.
490
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,140
This particular
stone is so dense,
491
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,120
it would reflect a
disintegration ray.
492
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,120
Quark: Then what was
I doing telling this thing
493
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,080
to till its fields? I
coulda been killed!
494
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,130
Ficus: That's correct,
sir, but you weren't.
495
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:14,090
What got you
through was your belief
496
00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:15,180
in the worthless stone.
497
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,100
Quark: You mean the power
of it is within every one of us?
498
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,100
Zorgon: You've meddled
for the last time, plant!
499
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:23,050
Libido: No, daddy!
No... Zorgon: Libido!
500
00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:25,200
Oh, what have I done?
501
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,110
Ficus: It would appear
that you've frozen her.
502
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,190
Quark: I think he knew
that, ficus. Are you all right?
503
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:32,180
Ficus: The laser
didn't hit me, sir.
504
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,180
Quark: No, I mean about libido.
505
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,000
It seemed, in your own way,
you were quite fond of her.
506
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,000
Ficus: Sir, being a
realist, I am quite confident
507
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,000
that this won't affect
our relationship at all.
508
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,150
Quark: No, probably won't.
509
00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:45,150
Let's go, zorgon.
510
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:47,150
You're going to
prison for a long time.
511
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:50,150
Zorgon: Oh, what have
I done to my poor libido?
512
00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:52,190
Ficus: You know, medicine
today is doing remarkable work
513
00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:54,170
with the frozen. Quark: Ficus...
514
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:56,690
Ficus: We'll take libido back to
perma one with us, and in five
515
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:59,210
or six years, she'll be back
to normal, as good as new...
516
00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:01,050
Dad.
517
00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:04,010
[Zorgon growls]
518
00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:16,160
Palindrome: Uh, excuse me, dink.
519
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:18,150
Uh, sir, I hope i'm
not interrupting.
520
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:21,110
I was just in the neighborhood,
thought I'd drop in.
521
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,030
Oh, please, sir, I beg of you.
I don't want to be suspended.
522
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,070
My stomach is always woozy.
523
00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:28,120
People look at me with
strange glints in their eye.
524
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,040
A quasinorm called me a loser.
525
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,090
Quark: Palindrome,
this is quark.
526
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:35,140
Palindrome: Sir, it's quark!
527
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,230
He's back! I found him!
528
00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:40,120
Should I handle this in my
usual efficient manner, sir?
529
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:42,010
Head: Yes, palindrome.
530
00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:44,130
Your suspension is over.
531
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:47,200
I shall expect to see a marked
improvement in your work.
532
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,160
The galaxy ad infinitum.
Palindrome: Oh, you will,
533
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,180
sir, you will.
Quark: Palindrome,
534
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:53,160
this is long distance.
535
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,160
Palindrome: Quark,
where have you been?
536
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,220
Quark: I've captured
zorgon the malevolent.
537
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,660
Palindrome: Well,
you coulda called first.
538
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,180
The beltron has
to be cleaned up.
539
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,030
The head is very upset.
You almost cost me my job!
540
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:05,120
Quark: Don't you
want to hear the story?
541
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,030
Palindrome: Yes,
542
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,200
I'm sure it's
great. I listen to it
543
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,150
as soon as you
clean up the beltron.
544
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:11,140
Oh, heh heh! Quark,
excuse me, will you?
545
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,060
I got to put in a
call to my father.
546
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,170
You know how he likes
you. Quark: Palindrome!
547
00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:17,220
Palindrome! Palindrome:
Uh, quark, please,
548
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:20,230
have a little
dignity. Don't beg.
549
00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:23,140
[Dink beeps]
550
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,140
[Door slides open and
shut] Quark: Do you want
551
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,140
to hear the story?
552
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,000
[Dink beeps] Quark: Actually,
553
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,080
it's quite interesting.
554
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,230
You see, dink, it isn't every
day I become a legend.
555
00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:35,230
[Dink beeps] Quark: I
was on this seemingly
556
00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:39,210
routine garbage run, you
know, just picking up trash.
557
00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:41,730
We had the little claws
out, picking up some
558
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,260
of the space baggies. Beautiful.
559
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,030
[Musical flourish]
560
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:50,130
[Theme music playing]
561
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:54,730
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