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♪ ♪
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All right.
Let's do it again from the top.
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We can cue music.
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♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
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♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
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♪ Marry me, marry me ♪
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♪ Say yes,
for the rest, the rest ♪
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♪ I never seen forever ♪
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♪ I never seen forever
in the wild ♪
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♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes... ♪
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Tomorrow night,
superstar Kat Valdez
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and Grammy-winning
hot, hot, hot Bastian
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will make history
when they perform
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their new hit song "Marry Me"
and exchange vows
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in front of the whole world.
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20 million people.
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See you tomorrow.
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I'll be the one in the veil.
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And guess who's gonna
be one of them. Me!
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Okay, I hear that she is wearing
a Zuhair Murad custom gown
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with 10,000
hand-beaded crystals.
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I feel so grateful right now
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that everything is
the way it is.
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I have a beautiful fiancé
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who's so supportive
and loving and...
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I feel so grateful
for the American fans because
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they are supporting me and Kat
in a very nice way.
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"Marry Me" is sweeping
the country.
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Planning the wedding show
has been insane.
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Strike that, the world.
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Kat Valdez and Bastian
are taking their vows onstage
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in New York City tomorrow night,
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and then jetting off
to a private island
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where they'll make, let's hope,
more beautiful music together.
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City National Bank,
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bank of the stars,
presents "Marry Me."
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The end of a tour
and the beginning of a lifetime.
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And with me is Colin Calloway,
her manager. How are you?
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I'm very well, Justin.
How are you?
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I'm good. Now, I heard
this was all Bastian's idea.
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Uh, no, no, no,
they-they both wanted to give
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- something back to the fans.
- You know, combined,
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they have a social reach
of over 200 million people?
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Uh, yeah, of course I know that.
I'm-I'm the manager.
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- Uh... uh...
- Who's a bridesmaid?
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What about her exes?
Will they be in the audience?
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They got some people,
uh, waiting for me,
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so I'm just gonna go
and deal with that.
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- Just...
- Bye, guys.
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I hate dealing with managers.
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♪ Marry me ♪
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♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪
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♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪
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♪ Marry me. ♪
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Can somebody get this cart?
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Can somebody help me?
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It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni.
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I mean, if you don't like it,
I'll take it.
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- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Ah!
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Um, let's pack it
for the honeymoon.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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Oh, more flowers.
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My God, this is insane.
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This is nothing.
There's a moving van on Park
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stuffed with wedding gifts,
including a stove.
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- Someone got me a stove?
- It's from a fan.
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Who thinks
I don't have a stove?
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Yeah, Tyra?
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Donate all of it.
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Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio.
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Tom, the man himself.
Talk to me.
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Of course I've got
some tickets for you,
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even if we are
completely sold out.
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I don't think there's
a single person in this city
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who's not clamoring
to come to this wedding.
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Think this is
one of my better lunches,
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but you be the judge.
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Dad, don't mess up my hair.
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I thought that gave you
good luck.
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That was, like, a long time ago.
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I think it was
about a month ago.
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How great is this?
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Going to the same school
together.
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- Mm-hmm, great.
- Oh, and, Lou, you probably
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won't see that much of me.
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I know that could be
a problem for you,
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but if you need
to see me anytime...
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I won't.
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I like the independence. Good.
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Oh, and you know the student
that you're shadowing, Esther?
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Full disclosure,
Esther is in my math club,
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but I don't want you to feel
any pressure to join.
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I'm not joining.
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Tough audience.
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Um, Dad?
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- Can I go in alone?
- Of course.
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I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.
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If I could walk in alone,
you know, for my street cred.
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I love you!
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You may be good at football,
you may be good at track,
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but when it comes
to math clubs...
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You better watch your back!
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Coolidge Pi-thons attack!
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Yes!
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What's our number?
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3.141592...
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65839...
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Percy, we got it. Good.
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Okay, remember,
if you sit in the question,
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the answer will find you.
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Terrific job today.
I love the energy.
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I'm telling you,
if we bring that
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to the Mathalon finals,
we win the...
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- Oh, Esther, you got a second?
- Yeah.
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How's Lou doing? She good?
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I think so.
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You know, she's great at math,
so at some point,
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I wouldn't be surprised
if she starts asking
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about maybe joining
the Pi-thons.
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'Cause, you know,
at her last school,
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she made it
to the Mathalon finals.
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Really?
She never mentioned that.
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Ah, you know, that's the thing.
She's really shy.
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Oh, not at all. She was
telling me about her vacation
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and about this guy named David.
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David? My ex's new husband?
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- What did she say about him?
- Oh...
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It doesn't matter. Never mind.
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Actually, go ahead. Tell me.
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Oh, just that he's awesome
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and no matter what they do,
it's always cool
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- and exciting and, you know...
- Fun.
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- Yeah.
- Gotcha.
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- All right.
- Okay. Thanks, Esther.
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I guess they're going
cave diving.
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- Hmm. Cave diving.
- Yeah.
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Where?
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In a stairwell,
spying on your daughter.
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- Really?
- We're not spying.
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We're-we're just watching
from a distance.
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We're not spying.
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Look, she had a hard time
at her last school.
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I just want to make sure
she's okay.
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So, what, you thought you'd
hook her up with the cool kids?
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Parker, you're
supposed to set a good example
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as the guidance counselor.
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I am setting the best example
with my look and my vibe alone.
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Jesus, kids still do the robot?
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♪ Marry me, marry me, say... ♪
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- Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone?
- Guilty.
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What's "Marry Me"?
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It's Kat and Bastian's new song.
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- It's everyone's new song.
- It's my new song.
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- It's not mine.
- People are gonna propose to it.
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They're gonna post videos
of themselves
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dancing to it down the aisle.
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- Are you ready to be jealous?
- Yes.
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I'm taking my new girlfriend
Roxy and her ex-girlfriend
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- to their concert/wedding.
- Shut up.
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Where she's gonna look
at me and say...
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Hi, baby.
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Hi, love.
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- Did you see my post?
- No. You post something?
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So, do you like it?
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I love it.
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I love you.
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I love you more, baby.
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- When'll you be home?
- About an hour.
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You know there's about
a thousand people
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- in this apartment right now?
- What?
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I know.
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20 million?
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Yeah, of course.
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Oh, my God. This has gotten
so out of control.
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Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait.
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Yeah, I just...
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now I just wish it was me
and you on a beach somewhere.
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No, my love.
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You deserve the biggest wedding
in the world.
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And tomorrow's gonna be
the best night of our lives.
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- Can't wait.
- I can't wait either, baby.
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Where's Kat?
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An interview in ten minutes.
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Look what I just found.
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Scoot over.
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I was just looking
through some old pictures.
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- Uh-huh?
- And look at this one I saw
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of you, me and Mom
in Jamaica, parasailing.
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We went parasailing?
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Do you not remember?
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I mean, to be honest,
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I don't remember you
together at all.
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Well, we were, and we had fun.
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I get it, Dad.
You were a fun guy.
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I was, and I am a fun guy.
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But, you know,
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it's not just about fun.
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It's-it's harder than that.
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It's work. It's...
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Well, think about Tank.
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When Tank was a puppy.
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- You remember that?
- Yeah.
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You remember how fun he was
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and playing tug-of-war
with the Frisbee
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and him jumping around?
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And now he's old,
and his eyes don't work,
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and you don't know
how many good years he has left,
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- but you still...
- Dad, is Tank dying?
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No. No.
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I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good.
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I got a little off track.
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I was just...
What I meant is that
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love is about sacrifice
and the day-to-day.
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Um, Dad, uh,
can I go to sleep now?
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Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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- Okay. Good night.
- Okay.
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Night.
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Last time
she was here, Kat Valdez,
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who let's just say
is no stranger to weddings...
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...said she wanted to do
something smaller,
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understated, intimate,
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with just, say,
5,000 of their closest fans.
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I mean friends.
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Just a simple wedding
for a simple gal.
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Just like Mom's wedding was.
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Hey, good morning, New York.
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It's 102.7.
This is Seacrest with you.
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Kat and Bastian fans,
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it's Enrique Santos with you.
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Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian
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will give it all they got
and tie the knot.
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Today is the big day.
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That shit is crazy, man.
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"Then on the shore.
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"Of the wide world
I stand alone, and think.
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Till love and fame
to nothingness do sink."
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It's Keats.
You think he'll like it?
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If somebody explains it
to him, yeah.
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It's beautiful.
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Oh, today is your wedding day!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get it, get it, get it.
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Tomorrow would've been
our anniversary.
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You guys went out
for what, two weeks?
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17 days,
if you include the breakup.
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And she dumped me with a text.
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So rude.
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Come to the Kat Valdez concert
with me tonight.
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Parker, I'm not
a big concert person.
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Listen, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime invitation,
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and you don't even get it.
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This is Halley's Comet.
253
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,044
It's you wearing an outfit
that flatters your body.
254
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,170
It's very rare.
255
00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:29,797
Okay, I've got Lou tonight.
256
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,590
Good. I've got three tickets.
257
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,092
Bring her.
258
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,428
Maybe she'll think you're fun.
259
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,352
♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
260
00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:45,187
♪ Church, church, church ♪
261
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,232
♪ Like church,
church, church, church ♪
262
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,525
♪ Yeah ♪
263
00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,069
♪ I'm down on my knees ♪
264
00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:54,863
♪ I've fallen for you ♪
265
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:58,200
♪ You've opened my gates
and showed me the truth ♪
266
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,455
♪ I'm born again,
I'm feeling renewed ♪
267
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,165
♪ You showed me the way ♪
268
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,252
♪ I'm baptized in you ♪
269
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,754
♪ I feel it in my chest ♪
270
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,799
♪ I got you in my head,
I'm putting on my best ♪
271
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,885
♪ Like I'm in church,
church, church ♪
272
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,388
♪ Screaming out your name ♪
273
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,557
♪ Got me feeling safe ♪
274
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,934
♪ It's a new day,
like I'm in church ♪
275
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,769
♪ Church, church, church ♪
276
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:30,357
♪ You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah" ♪
277
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,861
♪ This kind of love
will do it to ya ♪
278
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,072
♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪
279
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,240
♪ Church, church, church ♪
280
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,242
♪ Like church, church ♪
281
00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,994
♪ Church, church ♪
282
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,495
♪ Yeah ♪
283
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,205
♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪
284
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,416
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Making this woman true ♪
285
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,751
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
286
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,252
♪ Yes, honest to God,
it's true ♪
287
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:52,921
♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
288
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,590
♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪
289
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,109
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Making this woman true ♪
290
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,426
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
291
00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,595
♪ Yes, honest to God,
it's true ♪
292
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,930
♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
293
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:06,268
♪ You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah," testify ♪
294
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:09,563
♪ This kind of love
will do it to ya ♪
295
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:12,608
♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪
296
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,401
♪ Church, church, church ♪
297
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,029
♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪
298
00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:18,447
♪ Yeah ♪
299
00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:21,033
♪ Yeah, hey, hey, baby ♪
300
00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:22,451
♪ I'm in church ♪
301
00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:24,745
♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
302
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,414
♪ Ooh, I'm in church with you ♪
303
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,209
♪ I'm in church with you ♪
304
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,921
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
305
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,130
♪ Yeah ♪
306
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,632
♪ Lord almighty. ♪
307
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,515
We love you, Kat!
308
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,683
Thank you so much for being here
309
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,062
on such a monumentally
special occasion.
310
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:52,231
How's everybody feeling tonight?
311
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,821
Are there any Latinos
in the house?
312
00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:05,202
Well, I am looking
for one in particular.
313
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:10,791
Yes.
314
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,793
Ooh, hold this.
315
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,257
Hey, Roxy, check out
my new best friends.
316
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,217
Oh, yeah, and suck it!
317
00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:25,389
That beautiful woman
is gonna be my wife.
318
00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:28,434
I should've worn my onesie.
319
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,352
Charlie.
320
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,074
Yeah.
321
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,200
Something's wrong.
322
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,702
Where?
323
00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:48,328
Page Six.
324
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,210
Are you guys ready
for the wedding?
325
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,600
- Where's Tyra?
- In Bastian's dressing room.
326
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,227
- Ah, perfect.
- Dancers, to the stage in five!
327
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,532
Mel! Where's Mel?
328
00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:31,455
What's everybody looking at?
329
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,875
Oh. I know the groom is not
330
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,960
supposed to see the bride
before the wedding.
331
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,380
Can I just say, "Wow."
332
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,964
No.
333
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,425
Ladies and gentlemen...
334
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,513
...the moment you've all
been waiting for.
335
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,440
- What's the matter?
- Mm, everything's fine.
336
00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,626
- Something's weird.
- Nothing to worry about.
337
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,026
What's everybody looking at?
338
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,320
- Forget about them.
- Give me your phone.
339
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,739
Now!
340
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,492
It might not be real.
341
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,621
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"
342
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:15,040
A Page Sixexclusive:
343
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,751
An anonymous poster
sent us this hot video
344
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,545
that's gonna blow your mind.
345
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,964
Kat Valdez's
husband-to-be Bastian
346
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:25,634
was caught cheating on her
with her assistant.
347
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,270
Can I get a witness?
348
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,189
"Marry Me!"
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"
349
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,816
"Marry Me!"
350
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,349
Uh, can you stop the music?
351
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,936
Oh, shit.
352
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,356
And, um, can you turn up
the house lights?
353
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,737
Yeah.
354
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,951
- We love you, Kat!
- We love you, Kat!
355
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,703
- Kat, we love you!
- Kat!
356
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:38,499
- I'm okay.
- Kat, you're a goddess!
357
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,003
I'm told that, uh...
358
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,716
...20 million people are
359
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:51,387
supposed to watch me sing
"Marry Me"
360
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,430
to the love of my life...
361
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,894
...and then watch
as we take our vows.
362
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,940
I didn't know
she was gonna do this.
363
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,108
Beautiful.
364
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,818
So it's only natural
365
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,070
that I would want to see
who I'm talking to.
366
00:17:08,112 --> 00:17:09,571
We love you!
367
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,281
Kat, we love you!
368
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:14,118
Probably didn't know
about this either, did you?
369
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,370
Only natural
that I say something,
370
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:18,747
if not about marriage,
371
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,208
then about... love.
372
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,754
Because that's what
we're all looking for, right?
373
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,590
- Love?
- Yes!
374
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,259
A Page Sixexclusive...
375
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:34,138
We get so caught up in what
we want our life to be that...
376
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,811
...we forget what our love
actually is.
377
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,944
A lie.
378
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,946
It's okay! We love you!
379
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,490
A fairy tale that
you sold yourself so long ago
380
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,827
that you forgot
that wasn't real.
381
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,792
But deep down, you knew.
382
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,085
We love you, Kat.
383
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,755
We love you, Kat!
384
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,674
We love you!
385
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,634
She's making a fool of herself.
386
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,553
No.
387
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,388
Somehow you knew.
388
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,766
You did that.
389
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:23,353
You realize that
it wasn't love at all.
390
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,397
You were just in love
391
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:29,651
with the idea of who
you wanted that person to be.
392
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:33,197
But you can't marry an idea.
393
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,581
You know, they say,
if you want something different,
394
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,209
you have to do
something different.
395
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:51,590
So this time,
for the first time,
396
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,884
you make a different choice.
397
00:18:55,552 --> 00:19:00,307
You jump off a cliff so high
you can't even see the fall.
398
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,562
And you just...
399
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,698
...say yes.
400
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,460
Why not?
401
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,629
Sure.
402
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,258
I'll marry you.
403
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,884
You.
404
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,222
Dad. Dad, that's you.
405
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,890
I thought it would be Bastian,
406
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,809
but it's just some guy
wearing a windbreaker.
407
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,644
Maybe he's a celebrity
wearing a mask.
408
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:46,955
- Is this for real?
- Yeah, it's for real!
409
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:48,564
Jesus H. She's talking to you.
410
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,232
Charlie, go! Go!
411
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,943
- Go. Go!
- Go! Go! Go!
412
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,070
Go! Go! Go!
413
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,465
♪ ♪
414
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,316
Oh, my God.
415
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,284
Do you, Katrina Valdez,
416
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:45,454
take this guy to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
417
00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:48,624
And I mean really take him.
Think hard, girl.
418
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,796
- I do.
- Wait, what?
419
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,924
And do you, some guy,
420
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:00,386
take Kat to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
421
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,637
No! Bastian!
422
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,888
- Do it!
- Yeah!
423
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,142
It's on you, bro.
424
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,192
Say yes!
425
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,485
Okay.
426
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,946
We'll take "okay."
427
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,865
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,
428
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:24,368
I now declare you...
429
00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:26,328
...husband and wife.
430
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:38,257
♪ ♪
431
00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,153
Kat.
432
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,738
Get the hell away from me.
433
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,215
- Can I just explain...
- I'm serious!
434
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,283
- Get her out of here!
- Clear this area.
435
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,285
- Everybody out, please.
- What's going on?
436
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,120
What happened?
437
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:10,873
Baby...
438
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,127
Screw you, Bastian!
439
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,646
We got in that fight in Miami,
440
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:17,731
then you told me to get out.
441
00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:18,815
Oh, so this is all my fault?
442
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:20,049
It's nothing. It was nothing.
443
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,568
Get me out of here.
444
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,236
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just...
- Wait.
445
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:26,096
Who the hell do you think
you are, man? Some fan?
446
00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:28,057
No, I'm not a fan. Just...
447
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,516
Well, I mean, I am now.
448
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:31,077
Okay. We're done.
You lot, get your phones down.
449
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,020
Show's over. Go, go, go.
450
00:22:33,062 --> 00:22:34,289
Carl, take these two
round the back.
451
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:35,707
I'll have you send decoys
round the front.
452
00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:36,916
- Listen.
- Just get him out of here!
453
00:22:38,484 --> 00:22:39,860
Hey, move. Move.
454
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:41,129
Hold him there. Hold him there.
455
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:42,071
- Terry, I'm-I'm good.
- Whoa, whoa.
456
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,178
♪ ♪
457
00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:11,433
That was crazy.
458
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,940
I'm sorry.
I don't know exactly what to say
459
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,609
or what just happened,
but I know on some level
460
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:23,445
you must have really cared
about that guy.
461
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,116
I was marrying him.
462
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:29,910
Good point.
463
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,584
He's going to age badly.
464
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,631
No, he's not.
465
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,174
Yeah, you're right.
466
00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:46,719
He's probably just gonna
get better looking.
467
00:23:52,725 --> 00:23:55,310
I'm really sorry about all this.
468
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,857
Me, too.
469
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,370
You gonna be okay?
470
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,166
Jeff will take you home.
471
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,334
Okay. Good night.
472
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:30,846
Charlie, finally.
473
00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:32,347
Hey. How's Lou?
474
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:34,308
She's fine. She's at her mom's.
Where are you?
475
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,185
I'm in a garage.
I'm on my way home.
476
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,020
Hold on. You're saying
you haven't seen it?
477
00:24:38,062 --> 00:24:39,706
Oh, my God.
You are everywhere.
478
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,273
Online, on television, on...
479
00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,816
What do you mean "television"?
480
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,544
Did you hear
Kat Valdez got married
481
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,254
to a different stranger
at the concert tonight?
482
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:47,714
Do you believe that?
483
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,406
On the way home
from the concert tonight,
484
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,575
Kat Valdez also left
the guy from the concert,
485
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:53,911
then married her Uber driver,
and then...
486
00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,498
Now he's-he's driving them
to the honeymoon
487
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,708
in Turks and Caicos, where
she will marry the bellboy.
488
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,836
It's very... It's all...
It's all happening...
489
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,922
Kat Valdez y Bastian...
490
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,095
There you are.
491
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,600
You need anything?
492
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:22,689
Just...
493
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,150
tell me it didn't happen.
494
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,321
Why do I always pick
the wrong guy?
495
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,327
I let everyone down.
496
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:38,080
No, no. No, you didn't.
497
00:25:38,122 --> 00:25:40,040
I can't get out of my own way.
498
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:41,959
Oh, come here. Come here.
499
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,627
It's all right.
500
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:46,088
We'll figure it out.
501
00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:47,631
I promise.
502
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,134
I promise.
503
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:52,845
We'll figure it out.
504
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:56,056
Well, the good news is
there was a wedding last night.
505
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:59,184
The bad news is
it was not a joke.
506
00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:00,853
I have two things to say.
507
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,438
First, Kat, we love you...
508
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:03,689
It's Bastian.
509
00:26:03,731 --> 00:26:05,274
He says he just needs
five minutes.
510
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,984
Hang up and turn that off.
511
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,861
I got to go.
512
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,738
God, he's unbelievable.
513
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:11,989
What now?
514
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,407
Well, he's going to Puerto Rico.
515
00:26:13,449 --> 00:26:15,200
He says he needs to get
his head together.
516
00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:16,326
Whatever.
517
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:17,953
Kat, he was crying.
518
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:19,747
Not helping.
519
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,670
You all right?
520
00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:28,088
No.
521
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,466
Okay, well, I did
a bit of digging last night,
522
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:33,135
and it turns out, out of 10,000
potential dumpster fires,
523
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:35,637
you picked a decent,
straight, single father
524
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,765
with no criminal record,
and get this,
525
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:38,891
he's a maths teacher.
526
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,267
- And that's good?
- It's great.
527
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:41,643
He's not gonna be a problem.
528
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:42,936
I say we offer $5,000,
529
00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:46,315
get him to sign an NDA
and let it all blow over.
530
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,526
Or...
531
00:26:50,486 --> 00:26:52,196
Or?
532
00:26:54,031 --> 00:26:56,158
Or I could stay married to him.
533
00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:01,121
You're kidding.
534
00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:04,166
You're kidding.
535
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,126
You're not kidding.
536
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:07,669
Y-You can't. We can't.
537
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,004
It-it's not legal.
538
00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:10,297
We didn't file papers.
539
00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:11,757
So file the papers.
540
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:12,966
Wha...
541
00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:15,928
I mean, play the record
through here.
542
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,304
I started something last night,
543
00:27:17,346 --> 00:27:19,890
and if I don't finish it,
I look crazy.
544
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,642
"Er." You'll look crazier.
545
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,686
Namaste.
546
00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,855
Yeah, we got to get out
in front of this.
547
00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:29,566
Now, he thinks he can
publicly humiliate me?
548
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:30,859
Screw him.
549
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:34,405
This is a manic response
to an insane situation.
550
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,532
No, we have to change
the narrative.
551
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,367
All right?
I'm not marrying him forever.
552
00:27:38,409 --> 00:27:41,370
It's just for a month,
a... a few months.
553
00:27:41,412 --> 00:27:43,163
Now, presuming
the man you married
554
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:45,707
doesn't have
a girlfriend or a life,
555
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:47,835
and presuming
I can get him to agree,
556
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:50,796
I'm not sure exactly
what we're telling the world.
557
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,715
You don't want to be a joke.
558
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,468
I don't want to be
the punch line.
559
00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:59,722
We have to embrace
the spontaneity of the moment
560
00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:01,598
and just say...
561
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:06,437
"Nothing else has worked."
562
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,650
"Maybe this will."
563
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:20,367
You know what they say to do
564
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:22,327
when your car's skidding
out of control, Colin?
565
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:25,497
Close your eyes and pray?
566
00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:29,460
Hit the gas and turn into it.
567
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:30,961
Wait, what are you saying?
568
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,379
Rethink the paradigm.
569
00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:34,381
We're not selling the world
a fairy tale.
570
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:36,063
We're taking the fairy tale
off the table.
571
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,277
That's what you did last night.
572
00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:38,927
- That's what I did?
- Yeah.
573
00:28:38,969 --> 00:28:40,947
Look, I was just trying
to help someone who seemed like
574
00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:42,574
they were in the middle
of a nervous breakdown.
575
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:44,117
We're calling it
a break from tradition.
576
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:46,935
A moment of clarity where
she picked you out of a crowd
577
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,229
and you, my friend, picked her.
578
00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:51,106
I don't even know her.
579
00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:53,609
Kat Valdez is a legend.
580
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:54,610
Self-made.
581
00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:56,278
She was raised
by a single father
582
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,322
who died before she had
any kind of success.
583
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:00,074
Now she's a woman north of 35
584
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:02,367
in a business that marginalizes
women at any age.
585
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,328
People love their artists
to bare their souls,
586
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,038
then vilify them
if they go too far.
587
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,290
Well, I'm not gonna let them
do that to her.
588
00:29:08,332 --> 00:29:10,459
- And I'm asking you to help me.
- How?
589
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:13,170
Stand beside her
for three months.
590
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:14,272
And what does she think
about this?
591
00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:15,589
It was her idea.
592
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:18,467
- She had the idea for...
- Yeah.
593
00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:20,636
What if we offered you $10,000?
594
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:22,971
No, no, no. Wrong approach.
595
00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:24,848
Offer him, like, a fundraiser.
596
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:25,933
He'll go for that.
597
00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:27,601
Oh. Hi.
598
00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:29,353
Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two...
599
00:29:29,395 --> 00:29:30,854
Ew, gross. No.
600
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:33,482
Parker Debs, guidance counselor.
Same school.
601
00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:36,026
How about, uh, we host
a fundraiser for your math club?
602
00:29:36,068 --> 00:29:37,986
Don't answer that. Okay.
603
00:29:38,028 --> 00:29:39,655
What about if it's, like,
604
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:42,324
instead of three months,
it's six months,
605
00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:44,618
and it could be, like,
a whole math wing?
606
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,162
I'm thinking
about the children.
607
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:48,455
Yeah, this is ridiculous.
608
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:49,998
I don't think
anyone's gonna believe
609
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,334
that she's gonna go
from Bastian to me.
610
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:53,853
- That's a good point.
- Well, the fact is
611
00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:55,713
that she did go
from Bastian to you.
612
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:56,964
Counterpoint.
613
00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:58,685
We're not pretending
you're in love.
614
00:29:58,716 --> 00:30:00,342
We're just gonna say
that you're getting
615
00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:02,094
to know each other,
and if it goes further,
616
00:30:02,136 --> 00:30:03,238
then great, and if it doesn't...
617
00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:04,805
It won't. Come...
618
00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:07,349
- Not with that attitude.
- Well, then it doesn't have to.
619
00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:10,018
This is about this moment.
620
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:13,522
Managing the media frenzy
until things die down.
621
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,107
I have a daughter.
622
00:30:15,149 --> 00:30:18,026
I don't want to drag her
into the middle of a circus.
623
00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:20,154
I can assure you,
we won't impinge
624
00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:22,573
on your life whatsoever.
625
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:24,092
How does it feel
to not be a nobody?
626
00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:25,993
How do you feel about her
being so much hotter
627
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:28,036
- than you, Charlie?
- Hey, Charlie! Right here!
628
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:29,305
Hey, Charlie, are you gonna
go through with this?
629
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,372
Where's the honeymoon?
630
00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:32,082
Did you get a good look at him?
631
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:33,709
Yeah. He's cute.
632
00:30:33,751 --> 00:30:34,793
What?
633
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,837
- He's fine.
- Hey.
634
00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:39,465
Charlie, come in.
635
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,300
Oh, she's right there. Jesus.
636
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,218
Come over, guys.
637
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,179
Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie.
638
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,972
- Hi. Oh.
- How are you? Oh.
639
00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:50,768
- Okay.
- I'm Parker.
640
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:53,270
I'm... I am the one who brought
Charlie to the concert,
641
00:30:53,312 --> 00:30:54,730
- so I'm-I'm...
- Yep.
642
00:30:54,772 --> 00:30:55,999
Basically,
I guess I'm responsible
643
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:57,375
for this whole thing.
644
00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:58,901
Hi, Parker.
645
00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:00,152
Hey, Kat.
646
00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:01,153
Hi.
647
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:02,738
Would you do me a favor,
648
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:04,698
uh, just two seconds,
and just say,
649
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,092
- "Roxy, you really blew it"?
- Oh. Oh.
650
00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:08,827
Today Showis a go
at 10:00 on Tuesday.
651
00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,430
- Sorry.
- They want, uh, um...
652
00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:11,789
Um, Charlie.
653
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:14,875
Charlie in studio
and Kat remote from London.
654
00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,752
- Kat.
- Excuse me one second.
655
00:31:16,794 --> 00:31:18,379
- I just have to take a call.
- Okay.
656
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,065
- Bye, Kat.
- Everything's set up...
657
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:22,317
- She's like a real person.
- All right, so what's going on?
658
00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:23,926
Uh, we're booking interviews
all week.
659
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:25,552
Uh-huh.
I thought that's what today was.
660
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,946
No, no. Today's more of
a press conference.
661
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,430
But throughout
the next few weeks,
662
00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,991
we're gonna have
some sit-downs and B roll
663
00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,701
and news outlets following us,
charting the progress
664
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,394
as you two
get to know each other.
665
00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:34,561
It's all in your email.
666
00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:36,271
I don't check my emails a lot.
667
00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:38,673
How do you schedule your life
if you don't check your email?
668
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,943
Easy. I can't do anything
669
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:43,278
between 8:00 and 3:00
Monday through Friday,
670
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,905
and I have math club
after school,
671
00:31:44,947 --> 00:31:46,782
and three days a week,
I have my kid.
672
00:31:46,824 --> 00:31:48,676
Beyond that, I'm pretty much available.
673
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:51,120
- So, sorry...
- Melissa.
674
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,205
Melissa, you're gonna
have to move The Today Show.
675
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:54,331
What? Excuse me?
676
00:31:54,373 --> 00:31:55,666
We don't move The Today Show.
677
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,085
We move for The Today Show.
678
00:31:58,127 --> 00:31:59,479
He's gonna have to
shift his schedule.
679
00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:00,587
Okay, I'll-I'll handle it.
680
00:32:00,629 --> 00:32:02,464
Okay, I can handle my own life.
681
00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:03,966
I can help him handle it.
682
00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:06,635
Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you
be posting Vitamix?
683
00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:08,387
That's Tyra's job.
684
00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:10,180
Oh. Right.
685
00:32:10,222 --> 00:32:11,908
Morning, everybody.
I don't know about you guys,
686
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,827
but when I get up in the
morning, I like to meditate.
687
00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:16,395
I also love to have fresh juice.
688
00:32:16,437 --> 00:32:18,772
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.
689
00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:22,151
I take my fresh greens,
mix and go.
690
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,861
Okay, look, I hate
to interrupt an artist
691
00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:25,755
while she's juicing,
but we're gonna have to draw
692
00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:27,614
a hard line
when it comes to the students
693
00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:29,491
- and the schedule, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
694
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:31,493
You're a little shiny.
695
00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:33,871
Awesome. Let's take a selfie.
696
00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:36,457
I don't feel comfortable.
697
00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:38,768
- I really don't feel like this is my world.
- It's natural.
698
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,669
It just feels like
everyone walking around
699
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:42,004
is, like, a sycophant.
700
00:32:42,046 --> 00:32:44,339
Everything in her life
is sponsored.
701
00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:47,217
- I know, but don't ruin this for me.
- No, but listen to me.
702
00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:49,178
- I...
- Hey.
703
00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:51,013
- How we doing?
- I'm sorry.
704
00:32:51,055 --> 00:32:53,098
I don't... I don't think
it's gonna work out.
705
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,266
It's just perspective.
706
00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:55,893
No, it's not just perspective.
707
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:58,020
You see her as some pop star
with endorsement deals,
708
00:32:58,062 --> 00:32:59,414
a narcissist who takes
meaningless selfies,
709
00:32:59,438 --> 00:33:00,898
but that's not the full...
710
00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,751
Well, I mean, is a selfie
ever meaningful? I mean...
711
00:33:02,775 --> 00:33:03,859
Look up.
712
00:33:03,901 --> 00:33:05,527
Look, I-I don't mean
to be negative,
713
00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,780
but I'm not
a big social media person.
714
00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:09,782
I feel it's kind of
a distorted reality.
715
00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:11,867
I'm so glad I came
to your TED Talk.
716
00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:14,203
No, come on. I see it
all the time in my students.
717
00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:16,139
- It's...
- Kat's ready to walk.
718
00:33:16,163 --> 00:33:17,539
Okay, she's ready.
719
00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:18,933
Social media
can also reach people.
720
00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,793
- No, I know. Yeah.
- It can be a tool.
721
00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:22,795
You know what a tool is,
though, right, Charlie?
722
00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:25,422
- Okay. Thank you, Melissa.
- Burn.
723
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:28,717
I know this is a lot.
724
00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:30,719
Just go out there
and be yourself.
725
00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:32,679
Myself probably wouldn't
be here, but...
726
00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,598
Listen, if you don't
want to do this...
727
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,851
Uh, what, then I leave?
728
00:33:37,893 --> 00:33:39,436
I thought you said
he was into this.
729
00:33:39,478 --> 00:33:41,438
- He is.
- He can hear you.
730
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,564
Ladies and gentlemen,
731
00:33:42,606 --> 00:33:44,650
Kat Valdez and her new husband,
732
00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:45,943
Charlie Gilbert.
733
00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,575
So, you think it's romantic
734
00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:54,910
marrying a complete stranger?
735
00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:58,539
Uh, impulsive, without a plan.
736
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,582
But, hey, look where
my plans got me.
737
00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:02,960
So, you just
738
00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:04,753
threw caution to the wind
and thought...
739
00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:07,005
I didn't think, actually.
740
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,090
It was a moment.
741
00:34:08,132 --> 00:34:09,758
You're banking a lifetime
on a moment?
742
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,885
No, I'm banking
a moment on a moment.
743
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:14,847
Get enough of those,
and that's a lifetime.
744
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,265
You know nothing
about each other.
745
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:17,766
Did you think twice?
746
00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:18,851
Charlie?
747
00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:20,728
Mm, people meet randomly
all the time.
748
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:22,604
At a... at a bar or...
749
00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:24,148
Online.
750
00:34:24,189 --> 00:34:25,816
Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven.
751
00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,651
Uh...
752
00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:29,778
I mean, why is this any crazier?
753
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:32,489
To state the obvious,
you got married.
754
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:36,827
Yeah, and...
755
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:39,621
Now we get to know each other.
756
00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:42,374
- But not as man and wife?
- Uh, no.
757
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:44,126
That would be nuts.
758
00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:45,502
Just for her.
759
00:34:45,544 --> 00:34:48,130
For me, it would be
pretty amazing.
760
00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:51,467
Last night,
I held up a friend's sign
761
00:34:51,508 --> 00:34:53,761
asking a woman to marry me,
762
00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:58,140
and she said yes,
and I did, and...
763
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,226
...you know, I did it not,
764
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:03,062
you know,
because she was beautiful..
765
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,064
Well, maybe a little...
766
00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:07,691
...um, but it just seemed like,
767
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,818
in the moment,
the right thing to do.
768
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:13,906
So, what, you just saw
each other and said yes?
769
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:17,659
Yes.
770
00:35:19,495 --> 00:35:21,580
And that doesn't seem frivolous?
771
00:35:22,873 --> 00:35:25,709
Historically,
marriage was transactional.
772
00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:28,295
It was about
expanding your empire,
773
00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:31,173
and a woman's value
was based on what she brought.
774
00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:34,051
Like, "You give me a heifer,
and I'll give you my daughter."
775
00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:37,346
It's terrible. I know.
776
00:35:37,388 --> 00:35:39,390
That's... Uh, you know,
I didn't come up with it.
777
00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:43,060
But it really was
a business deal,
778
00:35:43,102 --> 00:35:45,479
and it wasn't designed
to be about love,
779
00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:49,525
and maybe that's where people
kind of get tripped up now.
780
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:52,027
This is your second
marriage, right, Charlie?
781
00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:53,779
You wouldn't want to fail again.
782
00:35:57,991 --> 00:36:00,077
Well, you haven't lived
unless you've failed, Bill.
783
00:36:00,119 --> 00:36:02,413
You should know that
from your time at CNBC.
784
00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:07,000
Listen, what we did was crazy..
785
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,044
We know that.. But, you know,
786
00:36:09,086 --> 00:36:12,047
it was just truly
a leap of faith.
787
00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:15,384
The rules as they exist
pretty much suck for women.
788
00:36:15,426 --> 00:36:18,095
I mean, why do we have to wait
for men to propose?
789
00:36:18,137 --> 00:36:20,681
Why is everything on his terms?
790
00:36:20,723 --> 00:36:23,350
No, I think it is time
to shake things up.
791
00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,227
How about this? We pick the guy,
792
00:36:25,269 --> 00:36:28,731
we keep our name and let him
earn the right to stay.
793
00:36:35,112 --> 00:36:37,030
That was terrific.
794
00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:38,615
No, no, seriously.
Oh, and listen.
795
00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:39,908
Don't worry about Tuesday.
796
00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:41,261
We'll adjust our schedule
around yours.
797
00:36:41,285 --> 00:36:42,804
- It'll be fine.
- Thanks. I appreciate it.
798
00:36:42,828 --> 00:36:44,139
- No, of course.
- We'll try not to
799
00:36:44,163 --> 00:36:45,831
turn your life
upside down too much.
800
00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:47,833
I think it might be
a little too late for that.
801
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,585
I mean, do you ever
get used to this?
802
00:36:49,626 --> 00:36:54,256
Just the attention and the chaos
and the people everywhere?
803
00:36:54,298 --> 00:36:56,258
I don't know.
Some days, you barely notice.
804
00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:00,137
Other days, you feel like...
a panda in a zoo.
805
00:37:01,513 --> 00:37:03,599
You should know that up front.
806
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,808
Got it.
807
00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:06,060
Where you off to now?
808
00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:08,604
Oh, London, for a meeting.
809
00:37:08,645 --> 00:37:11,106
And I'm off to Flatbush
for a dog,
810
00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:14,068
which pretty much sums it up.
811
00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:17,321
I'll see you
at the next photo op?
812
00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:19,782
Okay.
813
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,742
Don't forget to check
your schedule.
814
00:37:21,784 --> 00:37:23,619
I got it.
815
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:26,288
OMG.
He can't even text with that.
816
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:28,540
OMG. Yes, he can.
817
00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:30,167
But very slowly.
818
00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:41,637
Ay, ay, ay.
819
00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:43,222
You did not look nervous,
820
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,932
and you know what,
you kind of have
821
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:46,350
offbeat good looks
for someone...
822
00:37:46,392 --> 00:37:48,143
- Offbeat?
- Charlie Valdez!
823
00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:49,662
- Charlie, over here!
- What are they doing here?
824
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,146
Relax. We're famous now.
825
00:37:51,188 --> 00:37:53,023
Is this a throuple?
826
00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:54,834
Where's your wife?!
Why don't you live with her?!
827
00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:56,193
Why are you yelling at me?
828
00:37:56,235 --> 00:37:57,837
- I'm standing right here.
- Come on, Charlie.
829
00:37:57,861 --> 00:37:59,172
- I'm gonna go inside.
- What are you doing?
830
00:37:59,196 --> 00:38:00,465
- Just, um...
- Are you now Mr. Valdez?
831
00:38:00,489 --> 00:38:01,782
Are you in the doghouse? Huh?
832
00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:03,826
Gonna be a short walk.
833
00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:06,245
Go inside. I'll deal with this.
834
00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:07,955
You been kicked out already?
835
00:38:07,996 --> 00:38:10,499
The dog can't shit
if people are watching.
836
00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:13,711
Luckily, I can only shit
if people are watching,
837
00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:16,922
so if you're feeling lucky...
838
00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:20,175
I'm busy, too, by the way.
839
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,890
♪ ♪
840
00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:29,893
What's your name, baby?
841
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:32,479
- Janice.
- Janice.
842
00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:34,940
You look so sexy tonight.
843
00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:45,117
I don't know about you guys,
844
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,661
but when I get up in
the morning, I like to meditate.
845
00:38:47,703 --> 00:38:49,204
I also love to have fresh juice.
846
00:38:49,246 --> 00:38:51,081
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.
847
00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:53,083
Could we get a Vitamix?
848
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,877
I'd like to juice daily.
849
00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:56,086
Come on. Put that down.
850
00:38:56,128 --> 00:38:57,755
No electronics at dinner.
851
00:38:57,796 --> 00:38:59,256
What do you call that?
852
00:38:59,298 --> 00:39:01,258
I call that
a nature documentary,
853
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,219
so we can travel while we eat.
854
00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:06,221
Put it down.
855
00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:10,726
So, is Kat, like, my stepmom?
856
00:39:10,768 --> 00:39:12,352
No, Lou. Come on.
857
00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:15,397
Dad, I think this experience
is actually really good for you.
858
00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:16,899
Says my 12-year-old?
859
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,692
It's true.
I mean, you never just, like,
860
00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:20,319
do things without planning them.
861
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,695
I think it's cool.
862
00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:23,238
I really want to meet her.
863
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,240
I mean, Parker says she's nice
864
00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:28,118
and smart and next-level hot.
865
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,079
She is nice.
She is... She's an attract...
866
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,663
Here, let me get this.
867
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:34,625
Dad, she just hit 80 million
followers on Instagram.
868
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,126
Okay. I'm not impressed.
869
00:39:36,168 --> 00:39:38,629
Talk to me when she gets
to 90 million, okay?
870
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:40,422
Lou, it's not real.
871
00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:42,007
It's all a facade.
872
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,759
You know, they had me
wearing makeup.
873
00:39:43,801 --> 00:39:45,636
You wear makeup now?
874
00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,679
Wore once. Never again.
875
00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:51,058
Well, you never say never,
but I don't plan on it
876
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:53,477
in the next couple months
that we're doing this.
877
00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:56,313
And you're saying the whole time
I can't meet her?
878
00:39:56,355 --> 00:39:57,940
I don't think
Mom would want that.
879
00:39:57,981 --> 00:39:59,775
Actually, Mom wants
to meet her, too.
880
00:39:59,817 --> 00:40:03,237
Oh, perfect. Lou, you know
that we're not really together.
881
00:40:03,278 --> 00:40:06,323
Her manager stages things. Look.
882
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:09,284
- You have an iPhone?
- Yeah.
883
00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:10,953
I mean, it's-it's just
for scheduling.
884
00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:12,579
They're making me use it.
885
00:40:12,621 --> 00:40:14,081
- Huh.
- Yeah, bowling,
886
00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:15,843
and then we're gonna do
a photo shoot, so...
887
00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:19,795
Uh-huh. But do you guys,
like, talk ever?
888
00:40:19,837 --> 00:40:22,381
It's just publicity.
It's not real.
889
00:40:22,423 --> 00:40:24,341
Hmm.
890
00:40:25,384 --> 00:40:27,302
Yeah! Come on!
891
00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:29,012
Okay, your turn.
892
00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:30,431
Don't be nervous.
It's just, uh...
893
00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:32,141
It's not a competition.
Just having fun.
894
00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:33,726
Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing
895
00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,894
from the way you're holding
that that you haven't done
896
00:40:35,936 --> 00:40:38,188
- too much bowling.
- Uh, what do I do?
897
00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:40,166
Well, you... you're gonna want
to put your fingers
898
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:41,626
- in the holes there.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
899
00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:43,330
This one, yeah.
Get your thumb in that one.
900
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,154
- There? That one? Okay.
- Yep. And then take
901
00:40:45,195 --> 00:40:47,489
three steps kind of..
You want to land on your left,
902
00:40:47,531 --> 00:40:49,575
and don't be afraid
to use those little...
903
00:40:54,371 --> 00:40:57,291
A strike is better
than a spare, right?
904
00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,185
That is not your first time bowling.
905
00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:00,961
Yes! Did you get that?
906
00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:03,672
- Come on! The old rope-a-dope.
- Yes!
907
00:41:03,714 --> 00:41:05,382
Oh, my God.
908
00:41:05,424 --> 00:41:08,343
I wish I put money on this,
because people are loving it.
909
00:41:08,385 --> 00:41:10,095
- What people?
- Oh, well, this is
910
00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:12,514
an Instagram live feed,
and 237,000 people
911
00:41:12,556 --> 00:41:14,475
are like, "Why is he
such a boring nerd?"
912
00:41:14,516 --> 00:41:16,727
- Mel.
- What? Their words, not mine.
913
00:41:16,769 --> 00:41:17,853
Get off the live, Mel.
914
00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:19,104
All right.
915
00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:20,415
So, we just need
a little bit more.
916
00:41:20,439 --> 00:41:21,899
B roll for The Today Show.
917
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,818
Well, I've-I've got to
get home to Tank.
918
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,278
- Is Tank his daughter?
- Stop.
919
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,988
- Okay.
- You have to go?
920
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:30,157
Yeah, if you guys
are done with me.
921
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,910
Mm-hmm. We're going to a party.
922
00:41:32,951 --> 00:41:35,079
You go.
923
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,122
Where's home?
924
00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:44,213
Wow. Cool.
925
00:41:44,254 --> 00:41:46,590
Thanks.
926
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:49,343
Yeah, it's a, um...
927
00:41:49,385 --> 00:41:51,845
Kat, meet dog.
928
00:41:51,887 --> 00:41:53,806
Wow, I never heard
that one before.
929
00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:56,934
Sorry. That was pretty... ruff.
930
00:41:56,975 --> 00:41:59,895
You are so lucky
931
00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:01,730
that Mel didn't
hear you say that.
932
00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:03,232
No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here.
933
00:42:03,273 --> 00:42:05,567
I feel like you're never alone.
934
00:42:05,609 --> 00:42:07,069
What? I'm alone now.
935
00:42:07,111 --> 00:42:10,072
Well, I mean, yeah,
other than Kofi.
936
00:42:10,114 --> 00:42:11,865
Just ignore him.
937
00:42:11,907 --> 00:42:14,618
Is everything you do filmed?
938
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,620
- Banked.
- Banked?
939
00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:18,288
For my channel.
940
00:42:18,330 --> 00:42:20,624
Just little mini episodes
of life.
941
00:42:22,793 --> 00:42:26,130
Uh, can-can we skip an episode?
942
00:42:28,966 --> 00:42:30,175
Want me to go?
943
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:31,927
Yeah, you can go.
944
00:42:31,969 --> 00:42:33,238
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.
945
00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:34,888
- I'll see you. Yeah.
- Happy?
946
00:42:34,930 --> 00:42:36,140
Relieved.
947
00:42:38,142 --> 00:42:39,268
Is this your daughter?
948
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:40,269
- Yeah.
- She's cute.
949
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,604
Thanks. Yeah, she's great.
950
00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:45,941
Although she is in that
awkward in-between phase
951
00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:48,277
where she's still my baby girl
952
00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:51,321
but she definitely wants
nothing to do with me.
953
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,323
And you can forget
about getting hugs,
954
00:42:53,365 --> 00:42:55,743
'cause it's not
happening anymore,
955
00:42:55,784 --> 00:43:00,456
which kind of breaks my heart,
but that's the way it goes.
956
00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:03,000
What happened with her mom?
957
00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:05,478
I mean, I'm sorry, you don't...
958
00:43:05,502 --> 00:43:06,730
You know,
it's none of my business.
959
00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:08,213
You don't have to tell me.
960
00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:11,300
No, no, it's okay. Um...
961
00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:14,053
We were married, and
we actually had a good marriage.
962
00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:15,471
You know, then,
963
00:43:15,512 --> 00:43:17,365
I don't know, all of a sudden,
I got the feeling
964
00:43:17,389 --> 00:43:19,600
she didn't want it
or she didn't want me anymore,
965
00:43:19,641 --> 00:43:21,810
and I had nothing to do
but let her go.
966
00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:24,730
And, you know,
statistically, we're screwed,
967
00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:28,650
'cause 48% of marriages
end in divorce, so...
968
00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:30,819
That means 52% work.
969
00:43:30,861 --> 00:43:33,238
Ah, an optimist.
970
00:43:34,031 --> 00:43:35,741
- This is so cool. Can I?
- Yeah.
971
00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:39,119
And then I think when you get
up to, like, second and third,
972
00:43:39,161 --> 00:43:41,413
then it jumps up to, like,
67% failure rate.
973
00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:44,333
Even if it's one in a billion,
what does it matter?
974
00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:46,960
It's worth a shot.
975
00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:48,670
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
976
00:43:48,712 --> 00:43:50,005
I believe in marriage.
977
00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:51,340
Jesus, still?
978
00:43:51,382 --> 00:43:53,634
Haven't you been married
like six times?
979
00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:55,135
Three times.
980
00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:57,554
Not including this.
This is four.
981
00:43:57,596 --> 00:44:00,182
But the first time
was only 48 hours, so...
982
00:44:00,224 --> 00:44:01,725
doesn't count.
983
00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:03,977
But still, do you ever
feel like just kind of,
984
00:44:04,019 --> 00:44:07,064
"I'm waving the white flag
on marriage. That's it."
985
00:44:07,106 --> 00:44:08,857
No, it's like math.
986
00:44:08,899 --> 00:44:12,403
When you get a problem wrong,
you just don't give up on it.
987
00:44:13,612 --> 00:44:15,447
You keep trying
till you get it right.
988
00:44:15,489 --> 00:44:17,282
And what about you and Bastian?
989
00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:19,284
How long were you guys together?
990
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:21,245
Mm, year and a half.
991
00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:23,539
I'd just split
from my second husband.
992
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:25,666
He was a music producer
who did, uh,
993
00:44:25,707 --> 00:44:29,002
my last two albums
and then sold a sex tape.
994
00:44:29,044 --> 00:44:30,897
That's not the worst part.
995
00:44:30,921 --> 00:44:33,799
The worst part is
I thought I could fix things.
996
00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:36,218
Pretty hard to fix a sex tape.
997
00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:38,303
Right.
998
00:44:41,557 --> 00:44:44,685
Sorry. Yeah, it's just
a little power nap.
999
00:44:44,727 --> 00:44:46,228
Pacing himself.
1000
00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:47,730
Mm.
1001
00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:50,399
If we give him a minute,
he'll-he'll restart.
1002
00:44:50,441 --> 00:44:52,776
- Okay.
- But you were saying?
1003
00:44:52,818 --> 00:44:54,445
Well, this business,
those type of guys,
1004
00:44:54,486 --> 00:44:56,196
they build you up
to break you down.
1005
00:44:56,238 --> 00:44:57,740
But you were
already famous, so...
1006
00:44:57,781 --> 00:44:59,575
It's not about fame.
1007
00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:03,328
You know,
it's about credibility.
1008
00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:05,748
It just didn't matter
how successful I was.
1009
00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:08,584
They never gave it to me.
1010
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:12,296
You know I've never been
nominated for anything?
1011
00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:15,382
And then I met Bastian.
1012
00:45:15,424 --> 00:45:18,802
And he... and he gave me this.
1013
00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:23,640
"Sing." What does that mean?
1014
00:45:23,682 --> 00:45:26,643
It means "don't let them win."
1015
00:45:31,023 --> 00:45:32,775
Nobody's all bad, Charlie.
1016
00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:34,777
If they were, it would
make it so much easier.
1017
00:45:34,818 --> 00:45:38,864
But cheating on you with
your assistant is pretty bad.
1018
00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:45,370
Okay.
1019
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,794
Zoo mates.
1020
00:45:53,170 --> 00:45:55,297
Zoo mates.
1021
00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:59,718
See, we're not
so different, Charlie.
1022
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,303
♪ You know I tried so long ♪
1023
00:46:01,345 --> 00:46:02,846
Come on. Come on!
It's not a big...
1024
00:46:02,888 --> 00:46:05,808
♪ Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong ♪
1025
00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:09,520
♪ I swear I must've spent
a thousand nights ♪
1026
00:46:09,561 --> 00:46:13,315
♪ Lookin' for somebody
who could hold me tight ♪
1027
00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:16,068
♪ Until I realized ♪
1028
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,321
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life... ♪
1029
00:46:19,363 --> 00:46:21,657
The Marciano brothers
and Kat Valdez
1030
00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:24,118
are telling the world
there's no age limit.
1031
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:26,161
- Is that right?
- Guess so.
1032
00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:31,458
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life ♪
1033
00:46:32,668 --> 00:46:34,503
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life ♪
1034
00:46:34,545 --> 00:46:36,255
♪ I was just
waiting for you... ♪
1035
00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:37,840
Think we've got
everything we need.
1036
00:46:37,881 --> 00:46:40,092
We'll post to our socials,
so... you're all set.
1037
00:46:40,134 --> 00:46:41,635
All right.
1038
00:46:41,677 --> 00:46:45,180
Maybe... Is it okay if I stay?
1039
00:46:45,222 --> 00:46:46,765
Oh, yeah.
1040
00:46:46,807 --> 00:46:48,142
Yeah, of course.
1041
00:46:48,183 --> 00:46:50,060
Make yourself at home.
1042
00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:53,272
♪ I can't tell you now ♪
1043
00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:57,192
♪ I don't know why,
don't know why ♪
1044
00:46:57,234 --> 00:47:01,530
♪ And now I'll pick myself up ♪
1045
00:47:01,572 --> 00:47:04,575
♪ One more time, one more time ♪
1046
00:47:04,616 --> 00:47:07,202
♪ You know I tried so long ♪
1047
00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:11,039
♪ Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong... ♪
1048
00:47:11,081 --> 00:47:12,583
- Bye.
- Bye.
1049
00:47:12,624 --> 00:47:15,377
- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.
1050
00:47:15,419 --> 00:47:17,379
How you doing?
1051
00:47:17,421 --> 00:47:18,964
♪ Hold me tight ♪
1052
00:47:19,006 --> 00:47:21,717
♪ Until I realized ♪
1053
00:47:22,593 --> 00:47:24,803
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life... ♪
1054
00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:28,015
There's a picture of you
buying her a pregnancy test.
1055
00:47:28,057 --> 00:47:29,475
- Charlie!
- No.
1056
00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:31,810
No, that was
a stool softener for Tank.
1057
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:34,063
♪ I ain't got nobody else
on my mind... ♪
1058
00:47:34,104 --> 00:47:37,357
Kat Valdez and her
new husband, Charlie Gilbert.
1059
00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:39,568
- Wh-What do I do?
- Just stand and smile.
1060
00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:41,028
Charlie! Charlie!
1061
00:47:41,070 --> 00:47:43,781
- Oh, my God, it's Bastian!
- Bastian! -Bastian!
1062
00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:46,366
Bastian, Bastian, Bastian!
Over here! Over here!
1063
00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:49,721
Guys, this way. How about
the three of you together?
1064
00:47:49,745 --> 00:47:51,663
No hard feelings, man. Yeah?
1065
00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:53,957
No feelings at all.
1066
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:56,251
Mm, mamacita.
1067
00:47:56,293 --> 00:47:58,213
Bastian,
one with the three of you.
1068
00:48:03,801 --> 00:48:05,677
What did he say to you?
1069
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,096
Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way!
1070
00:48:07,137 --> 00:48:09,264
- What did he say, Charlie?
- Look, Bastian! Bastian!
1071
00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:11,475
Thank you, guys.
1072
00:48:11,517 --> 00:48:14,019
My Spanish is a little rusty,
but he said,
1073
00:48:14,061 --> 00:48:16,271
"You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
1074
00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:17,940
"I'm such an idiot.
1075
00:48:17,981 --> 00:48:20,484
And why did I get
that neck tattoo?"
1076
00:48:21,777 --> 00:48:23,862
You okay?
1077
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,032
I'm good.
1078
00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:31,662
Now, where are you?
1079
00:48:31,703 --> 00:48:33,956
Paris, for a show.
1080
00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:35,165
Ah.
1081
00:48:35,207 --> 00:48:36,792
- Paris!
- Is it weird having
1082
00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:38,627
everyone in the world
know who you are?
1083
00:48:38,669 --> 00:48:40,295
No, what's weird is that
1084
00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:42,423
everyone in the world thinks
they know who I am.
1085
00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:44,299
Yeah, I bet.
1086
00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:46,260
And you're headed home
after that?
1087
00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:47,803
Well, um, I'm home tomorrow,
1088
00:48:47,845 --> 00:48:49,930
but then I have
that private in Japan.
1089
00:48:49,972 --> 00:48:51,473
Wh-What's a private?
1090
00:48:51,515 --> 00:48:53,976
I get paid a fortune
to sing songs
1091
00:48:54,017 --> 00:48:56,437
to like ten
insanely rich people.
1092
00:48:56,478 --> 00:48:57,956
Do you think maybe they'd want
1093
00:48:57,980 --> 00:48:59,857
to watch someone do
some math problems?
1094
00:49:01,650 --> 00:49:03,169
- I'll ask.
- All right, well,
1095
00:49:03,193 --> 00:49:06,572
I'll let you go,
but call me if you're lonely.
1096
00:49:09,032 --> 00:49:10,534
Hello?
1097
00:49:10,576 --> 00:49:13,328
I'm lonely.
1098
00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:16,290
It's been like 13 seconds.
1099
00:49:16,331 --> 00:49:18,542
Are you brushing your teeth?
1100
00:49:18,584 --> 00:49:20,586
- Yes.
- Are you going to bed?
1101
00:49:20,627 --> 00:49:23,338
It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there.
1102
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:25,841
Um, maybe.
1103
00:49:25,883 --> 00:49:27,509
- Wow.
- Well, I'm gonna read.
1104
00:49:27,551 --> 00:49:29,845
I'm not gonna go right to bed.
1105
00:49:29,887 --> 00:49:31,555
How's Lou?
1106
00:49:31,597 --> 00:49:32,931
She's really good.
1107
00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:35,017
She finally agreed
to join the math club,
1108
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:37,853
which makes me happy
'cause she's phenomenal at math
1109
00:49:37,895 --> 00:49:39,563
even though
she doesn't want to be.
1110
00:49:39,605 --> 00:49:41,482
Well, maybe she just
doesn't want to be you.
1111
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:42,649
That's for certain.
1112
00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:44,026
But it's not really that.
1113
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:46,195
It's-it's more that
she's afraid, and,
1114
00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:48,781
you know, she almost won
the Mathalon when she was 11.
1115
00:49:48,822 --> 00:49:50,991
- The Mathalon?
- Yeah, the Mathalon.
1116
00:49:51,033 --> 00:49:52,826
It's kind of like
the Grammys for math,
1117
00:49:52,868 --> 00:49:54,995
except there's like
four people in the audience.
1118
00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:57,998
- Ah.
- She kind of froze in the finals,
1119
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,460
and then some kids
made fun of her and...
1120
00:50:01,502 --> 00:50:03,295
I just want her
to find her place.
1121
00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:05,547
Just give her a minute.
1122
00:50:05,589 --> 00:50:07,549
Yeah, definitely.
1123
00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:10,260
Okay, well, I'm glad
you were lonely.
1124
00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:14,306
I guess I'll let you
get to bed now.
1125
00:50:14,348 --> 00:50:16,308
- Okay.
- Bye.
1126
00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:18,060
So long. Adios.
1127
00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,937
Bye.
1128
00:50:19,978 --> 00:50:21,188
See you.
1129
00:50:28,404 --> 00:50:30,364
Yeah.
1130
00:50:34,368 --> 00:50:36,745
Okay, after you've completed
the prime factorization,
1131
00:50:36,787 --> 00:50:38,997
identify the distinct
prime factor.
1132
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:41,083
All right, listen up,
Coolidge Pi-thons.
1133
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,835
- I'm here on official business.
- Park...
1134
00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:45,671
First of all, who didn't get
their waiver signed?
1135
00:50:45,713 --> 00:50:47,089
All right, you two, out.
1136
00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:48,966
Hey, y-you can't just
dismiss my students.
1137
00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:50,759
Yes, I can.
1138
00:50:50,801 --> 00:50:53,470
You heard me. Scram. Beat it!
1139
00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:55,973
Now, for the rest of you
1140
00:50:56,014 --> 00:50:58,308
who know how
to follow direction,
1141
00:50:58,350 --> 00:51:02,020
I bring you the one, the only...
1142
00:51:06,650 --> 00:51:07,943
Kat, I love you!
1143
00:51:07,985 --> 00:51:10,279
Percy, stop yelling.
She's right here.
1144
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,739
Hi.
1145
00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:14,116
Thought you had a private
for, like, a fortune.
1146
00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:15,993
I rescheduled.
1147
00:51:16,034 --> 00:51:18,454
All right,
who's got a question for Kat?
1148
00:51:18,495 --> 00:51:19,663
- Oh, I do! I do!
- Me! Me!
1149
00:51:19,705 --> 00:51:21,123
Say something smart.
1150
00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:22,374
Don't embarrass me.
1151
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:23,459
Uh, George.
1152
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:25,127
Did you really kiss Katy Perry?
1153
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,336
Actually, she kissed me.
1154
00:51:26,378 --> 00:51:27,921
- Ooh.
- Next.
1155
00:51:27,963 --> 00:51:28,714
Oh!
1156
00:51:28,756 --> 00:51:29,882
Uh, Not George.
1157
00:51:29,923 --> 00:51:31,216
- Spencer.
- Don't care.
1158
00:51:31,258 --> 00:51:34,928
Why is Mr. Gilbert
better than Bastian?
1159
00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:37,222
Well...
1160
00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:39,641
he didn't cheat on me
with my assistant.
1161
00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:41,977
Ooh.
1162
00:51:42,019 --> 00:51:44,354
Okay, you guys caught us
right in the middle
1163
00:51:44,396 --> 00:51:46,482
of our mock Mathalon training,
1164
00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:49,485
which you're welcome to stay
and enjoy for a little bit.
1165
00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:51,779
Uh, Lou, you're up.
1166
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:53,572
- Dad, no.
- Is that Lou?
1167
00:51:53,614 --> 00:51:55,199
Yeah.
1168
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,367
Finally. Hi.
1169
00:51:57,409 --> 00:51:59,369
I've wanted to meet you forever.
1170
00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:00,788
Me, too.
1171
00:52:00,829 --> 00:52:02,515
Are you kidding me?
They haven't met?
1172
00:52:02,539 --> 00:52:04,333
- No.
- What is wrong with you?
1173
00:52:04,374 --> 00:52:06,877
- Well, they...
- You're married.
1174
00:52:06,919 --> 00:52:08,504
Can we forget about
the mock Mathalon?
1175
00:52:08,545 --> 00:52:10,672
I have a million questions
for Kat.
1176
00:52:10,714 --> 00:52:11,983
Yeah, and Lou's too scared
to get up
1177
00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:13,175
in front of people anyways.
1178
00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:14,593
Shut up, Jose.
1179
00:52:14,635 --> 00:52:16,345
Oh, well, don't worry.
I totally get it.
1180
00:52:16,387 --> 00:52:18,847
You know, sometimes when I have
to get up in front of an arena
1181
00:52:18,889 --> 00:52:22,476
with thousands and thousands
of people, I get so nervous.
1182
00:52:24,103 --> 00:52:26,063
No, I'm serious.
I'm afraid I'll choke.
1183
00:52:26,105 --> 00:52:29,483
Okay, Mel, pull up
"Kat VMAs 2010."
1184
00:52:29,525 --> 00:52:30,692
- I've got it.
- Oh, okay.
1185
00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:32,236
- Hey, Google.
- Look at this.
1186
00:52:32,277 --> 00:52:37,408
"Kat Valdez
2010 VMA performance."
1187
00:52:37,449 --> 00:52:41,036
♪ Number nine, yeah,
I'm going up ♪
1188
00:52:41,078 --> 00:52:43,080
♪ I'm getting so high ♪
1189
00:52:43,914 --> 00:52:45,749
♪ I'm not the sa... ♪
1190
00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:47,126
Hey, Google.
1191
00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:48,561
That's enough.
1192
00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:50,754
Yeah.
1193
00:52:51,630 --> 00:52:54,425
I forgot the lyrics on live TV
1194
00:52:54,466 --> 00:52:56,510
to a song that I wrote.
1195
00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:58,303
It could happen to anybody.
1196
00:52:58,345 --> 00:53:00,639
Yeah, but the point is
that once it does,
1197
00:53:00,681 --> 00:53:02,975
you're always worried, you know?
1198
00:53:03,016 --> 00:53:04,768
What if it happens again?
1199
00:53:04,810 --> 00:53:06,103
What did you do?
1200
00:53:06,145 --> 00:53:07,896
I shifted focus.
1201
00:53:07,938 --> 00:53:09,898
I made my dance so hard
1202
00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:12,651
that all I could do
was concentrate on the steps.
1203
00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:15,404
So, it's like
you distracted your mind.
1204
00:53:15,446 --> 00:53:17,239
Yes. Exactly.
1205
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:21,660
Concentrating on the dance steps
made me forget how scared I was.
1206
00:53:24,913 --> 00:53:27,332
Mel, we're gonna need
some speakers.
1207
00:53:29,418 --> 00:53:31,420
Not too loud, right?
1208
00:53:31,462 --> 00:53:33,672
♪ I just got paid... ♪
1209
00:53:33,714 --> 00:53:34,757
Hey!
1210
00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:36,300
And two.
1211
00:53:36,341 --> 00:53:38,594
And free your mind,
and three and four.
1212
00:53:38,635 --> 00:53:40,596
Make a turn, three and four.
1213
00:53:40,637 --> 00:53:42,389
Again, three and four.
1214
00:53:42,431 --> 00:53:43,891
♪ Don't know
where we're going... ♪
1215
00:53:43,932 --> 00:53:45,851
And one and two,
and three and four.
1216
00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:48,896
And ask a question,
three and four.
1217
00:53:49,897 --> 00:53:52,441
Look alive, Chuck,
three and four.
1218
00:53:52,483 --> 00:53:54,068
Oh, uh, okay.
1219
00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:56,779
Lou, what is 43 times 101?
1220
00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:58,864
- 4-3-4-3.
- Yes!
1221
00:53:58,906 --> 00:54:00,282
Yes, you're on fire. Yes!
1222
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,117
You're ruining it, Charlie,
three and four.
1223
00:54:02,159 --> 00:54:04,244
Keep the time,
and three and four.
1224
00:54:04,286 --> 00:54:05,370
And turn.
1225
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:08,207
Esther, what is five factorial?
1226
00:54:08,248 --> 00:54:09,708
Uh, 120.
1227
00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:10,793
Yeah!
1228
00:54:10,834 --> 00:54:13,379
All geniuses with rhythm.
1229
00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:16,715
♪ I just got paid... ♪
1230
00:54:16,757 --> 00:54:18,092
Go, Percy. Go, Percy.
1231
00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:19,259
Go, Percy.
1232
00:54:19,301 --> 00:54:22,971
Go, Tristen.
Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen.
1233
00:54:23,013 --> 00:54:27,684
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
1234
00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:33,232
Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah.
1235
00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:37,444
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
1236
00:54:38,821 --> 00:54:40,489
♪ I just got paid ♪
1237
00:54:40,531 --> 00:54:42,491
♪ Give me that, give me that,
give me that ♪
1238
00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:44,535
♪ Give me that,
give me that, give me that ♪
1239
00:54:44,576 --> 00:54:46,829
♪ Give me that money,
give me that money ♪
1240
00:54:46,870 --> 00:54:48,747
- ♪ Give me that money ♪
- ♪ I just got paid ♪
1241
00:54:48,789 --> 00:54:50,666
♪ Give me that, give me that,
give me that ♪
1242
00:54:50,707 --> 00:54:52,793
♪ Give me that,
give me that, give me that ♪
1243
00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:54,503
♪ Give me that money,
give me that money ♪
1244
00:54:54,545 --> 00:54:55,689
♪ Give me that money ♪
1245
00:54:55,713 --> 00:54:57,756
♪ I just got paid. ♪
1246
00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:11,812
What are the words?
1247
00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:16,066
Uh, I haven't figured
that out yet.
1248
00:55:16,108 --> 00:55:19,486
And, actually, the more I try,
the harder it gets.
1249
00:55:21,029 --> 00:55:25,200
You know, when I can't
figure out homework stuff,
1250
00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:27,995
my dad says,
"If you sit in the question,
1251
00:55:28,036 --> 00:55:29,830
the answer finds you."
1252
00:55:29,872 --> 00:55:31,248
Hmm.
1253
00:55:31,290 --> 00:55:32,458
And does it?
1254
00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:34,418
I don't know. I...
1255
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:36,003
I don't sit long enough.
1256
00:55:36,045 --> 00:55:37,963
Yeah.
1257
00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:40,090
That's my problem, too.
1258
00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:47,765
So, do you like my dad?
1259
00:55:47,806 --> 00:55:50,601
I mean, he can be so annoying,
1260
00:55:50,642 --> 00:55:54,188
but he's also, like,
really smart and nice.
1261
00:55:54,229 --> 00:55:57,733
You know, your dad says
you're the best thing about him.
1262
00:55:57,775 --> 00:55:59,401
That's probably true.
1263
00:56:00,861 --> 00:56:02,696
Let's put it right over here.
1264
00:56:02,738 --> 00:56:04,073
Whoa.
1265
00:56:04,114 --> 00:56:06,700
- Is all this stuff for you?
- Coach.
1266
00:56:06,742 --> 00:56:08,452
Is this another
endorsement deal?
1267
00:56:08,494 --> 00:56:10,079
No.
1268
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,289
They're donating merchandise
to Dress for Success,
1269
00:56:12,331 --> 00:56:14,875
which is a charity
that I work with.
1270
00:56:14,917 --> 00:56:17,294
That's awesome.
1271
00:56:17,336 --> 00:56:18,754
You like?
1272
00:56:18,796 --> 00:56:20,672
I love.
1273
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,261
- No way.
- Yeah.
1274
00:56:26,303 --> 00:56:27,763
Can I?
1275
00:56:27,805 --> 00:56:29,765
Don't worry. I'll pay them back.
1276
00:56:31,141 --> 00:56:32,619
- Okay, come on.
- Thank you.
1277
00:56:32,643 --> 00:56:35,145
You got another bag in here
with some textbooks.
1278
00:56:37,064 --> 00:56:39,191
- Thank you.
- Are you kidding?
1279
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:41,902
I love it.
1280
00:56:41,944 --> 00:56:44,363
- I got to get her home.
- What?
1281
00:56:44,405 --> 00:56:46,907
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Already? No.
1282
00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:49,326
Okay.
1283
00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:51,495
I love Keats.
1284
00:56:56,834 --> 00:56:58,335
- Oh.
- Wha...
1285
00:56:58,377 --> 00:57:00,295
Stop. What are you doing?
1286
00:57:00,337 --> 00:57:02,631
- I killed it.
- It's not...
1287
00:57:02,673 --> 00:57:04,425
Listen, I'm gonna say something
1288
00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:07,678
that's probably gonna come out completely wrong...
1289
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,973
...but you're beautiful
without all of that.
1290
00:57:11,014 --> 00:57:13,350
- Aw.
- I mean, either way, you're...
1291
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:15,352
good to go.
1292
00:57:15,394 --> 00:57:19,148
- Good to go?
- Good to go.
1293
00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:21,567
Okay, I'll take it.
1294
00:57:24,361 --> 00:57:26,530
You're a great teacher, Charlie.
1295
00:57:27,614 --> 00:57:30,993
Those kids,
they're lucky to have you.
1296
00:57:31,034 --> 00:57:33,036
I don't know,
hanging with you guys today
1297
00:57:33,078 --> 00:57:35,831
made me feel kind of normal.
1298
00:57:35,873 --> 00:57:38,041
Wheels up for Puerto Rico
at 7:00.
1299
00:57:39,043 --> 00:57:40,836
Oh, my bad.
1300
00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:43,088
I thought you were by yourself.
1301
00:57:46,467 --> 00:57:48,635
Puerto Rico.
1302
00:57:50,471 --> 00:57:55,267
Um, my friends, they have
a bed-and-breakfast there, so...
1303
00:57:55,309 --> 00:57:57,311
That's...
1304
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,690
Listen, if-if...
if Bastian is the guy
1305
00:58:01,732 --> 00:58:04,026
that you think
you're supposed to be with,
1306
00:58:04,068 --> 00:58:08,155
then, hell, I'll drive you
to the airport.
1307
00:58:08,197 --> 00:58:10,449
But if you're not sure...
1308
00:58:11,742 --> 00:58:13,410
...then come with me
1309
00:58:13,452 --> 00:58:15,913
to the fall semiformal
tomorrow night.
1310
00:58:17,247 --> 00:58:19,291
Yeah, they need chaperones.
1311
00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:21,377
Maybe you need chaperoning.
1312
00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:24,046
Listen, I'm not saying this
1313
00:58:24,088 --> 00:58:25,565
as your husband
or even as your friend,
1314
00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:27,383
because technically
I'm not either,
1315
00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:30,928
but if you go back to Bastian,
aren't you just making
1316
00:58:30,969 --> 00:58:34,390
the same mistake
all over again... again?
1317
00:58:34,431 --> 00:58:36,433
♪ ♪
1318
00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:46,527
Are you asking me
to the school dance?
1319
00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:50,489
Well, I could leave a note in your locker, but...
1320
00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:55,160
...here we are in free period,
so I figured I'd take my shot.
1321
00:59:05,421 --> 00:59:08,257
Welcome.
1322
00:59:08,298 --> 00:59:10,634
Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
1323
00:59:10,676 --> 00:59:12,720
Come on. Okay.
1324
00:59:12,761 --> 00:59:13,971
Can I have your left wrist?
1325
00:59:14,012 --> 00:59:15,681
My left wr.. Okay.
1326
00:59:19,184 --> 00:59:21,145
Oh, my God.
1327
00:59:21,186 --> 00:59:22,604
How sweet.
1328
00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,607
Oh, and I also got you this
to give me.
1329
00:59:27,818 --> 00:59:29,236
So thank you very much.
1330
00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:31,198
- I'm glad I thought of that.
- It's my favorite.
1331
00:59:33,991 --> 00:59:36,577
You look in...
1332
00:59:36,618 --> 00:59:38,120
You look...
1333
00:59:38,162 --> 00:59:40,122
Let's go to the dance.
1334
00:59:40,164 --> 00:59:43,000
Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs.
1335
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,793
Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez,
1336
00:59:44,835 --> 00:59:47,588
we would like the gym
to be a photo-free zone,
1337
00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:50,132
so please check
your phones at the door.
1338
00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:54,970
You did all this for me?
1339
00:59:55,012 --> 00:59:57,598
I might've had a little help.
1340
00:59:58,807 --> 01:00:00,910
You know what, Kofi, why don't
you take the night off?
1341
01:00:00,934 --> 01:00:02,203
I'll let you know
when I need you.
1342
01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:03,729
All right.
Have a good time, y'all.
1343
01:00:03,771 --> 01:00:05,731
Okay. All right.
1344
01:00:05,773 --> 01:00:07,232
Unsupervised.
1345
01:00:07,274 --> 01:00:09,151
I'm gonna screen-grab
your search history
1346
01:00:09,193 --> 01:00:10,694
and send it to your mother.
1347
01:00:10,736 --> 01:00:12,112
That's a guarantee.
1348
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,867
- Hey.
- Hey.
1349
01:00:16,909 --> 01:00:18,535
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
1350
01:00:18,577 --> 01:00:20,120
♪ ♪
1351
01:00:20,162 --> 01:00:22,289
Kill the music!
1352
01:00:22,331 --> 01:00:24,708
A-one, two, three, four.
1353
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:25,918
Hit it.
1354
01:00:25,959 --> 01:00:28,629
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1355
01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:30,923
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes... ♪
1356
01:00:30,964 --> 01:00:32,216
What are you doing?
1357
01:00:32,257 --> 01:00:34,009
You know, kids opening
for pop stars
1358
01:00:34,051 --> 01:00:35,469
is very big these days.
1359
01:00:35,511 --> 01:00:36,762
♪ I've never seen forever... ♪
1360
01:00:36,804 --> 01:00:39,348
When did the glee club
learn "Marry Me"?
1361
01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:41,683
When Charlie Gilbert
became Charlie Valdez.
1362
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:44,061
- I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts.
- Keep singing!
1363
01:00:44,103 --> 01:00:45,396
You're an inspiration, Pitts.
1364
01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:46,772
Right back at you, Gilbert.
1365
01:00:46,814 --> 01:00:48,774
Oh, my God,
they are so adorable.
1366
01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:49,942
- Uh...
- Thank you.
1367
01:00:49,983 --> 01:00:51,610
If you could.
1368
01:00:52,861 --> 01:00:55,322
Um, yeah, okay.
1369
01:00:55,364 --> 01:00:58,200
"To Jonathan Gregory Pitts,
1370
01:00:58,242 --> 01:01:00,953
a fellow architect of song."
1371
01:01:00,994 --> 01:01:03,872
Okay, let her breathe
just a little bit.
1372
01:01:03,914 --> 01:01:05,416
Come on.
1373
01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:07,251
- ♪ Ring, ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
1374
01:01:07,292 --> 01:01:08,210
♪ Church bells, let 'em ring,
ring, ring... ♪ -
1375
01:01:08,252 --> 01:01:09,336
Love and light.
1376
01:01:09,378 --> 01:01:10,879
- Love and light.
- Okay. Cut!
1377
01:01:10,921 --> 01:01:12,607
- ♪ Tonight, tonight. ♪
- Bring the music back!
1378
01:01:12,631 --> 01:01:15,718
♪ Keep me satisfied... ♪
1379
01:01:18,262 --> 01:01:21,223
So, do we have a job?
1380
01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:22,975
Do we have duties?
What do we do?
1381
01:01:23,016 --> 01:01:24,727
Yes, we do. We got to monitor.
1382
01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:27,104
We got to guide.
We got to encourage.
1383
01:01:27,146 --> 01:01:28,897
- Okay.
- We might have to discourage.
1384
01:01:28,939 --> 01:01:31,525
We might have to separate.
1385
01:01:31,567 --> 01:01:34,403
And maybe later... mm, dance?
1386
01:01:34,445 --> 01:01:36,405
I don't think
you want to see that.
1387
01:01:36,447 --> 01:01:38,866
Oh, I do. I do want to see that.
1388
01:01:38,907 --> 01:01:40,701
Did you see my corsage?
1389
01:01:40,743 --> 01:01:42,911
I did.
1390
01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:48,667
♪ ♪
1391
01:01:48,709 --> 01:01:50,294
Hey!
1392
01:01:53,505 --> 01:01:55,007
Oh, yeah, I want to do one.
1393
01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:56,091
- Ready?
- Yep.
1394
01:01:56,133 --> 01:01:57,384
Okay.
1395
01:02:02,848 --> 01:02:04,058
Hold this.
1396
01:02:04,099 --> 01:02:06,018
What are you doing?
1397
01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:07,352
A private.
1398
01:02:13,233 --> 01:02:14,693
Hey, everybody.
1399
01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:18,781
This is my first semiformal,
1400
01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:20,699
and, uh,
1401
01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:23,202
I just want to thank you guys
for letting me crash.
1402
01:02:23,243 --> 01:02:24,620
We love you, Kat!
1403
01:02:24,661 --> 01:02:26,371
Thank you, Parker.
1404
01:02:26,413 --> 01:02:28,290
Love you, too.
1405
01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:30,584
Uh, you guys mind
if I do a song?
1406
01:02:30,626 --> 01:02:33,629
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1407
01:02:33,670 --> 01:02:36,465
I actually wrote this song
when I was about your age.
1408
01:02:36,507 --> 01:02:38,342
It was on my very first album.
1409
01:02:38,384 --> 01:02:40,010
It's called "After Love."
1410
01:02:40,052 --> 01:02:41,303
You guys may not know it.
1411
01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:43,472
- I do!
- Oh. Do you want to come
1412
01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:46,392
up here and do it with me?
1413
01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:48,310
- You play?
- Y-Yeah.
1414
01:02:48,352 --> 01:02:49,812
Let's do it.
1415
01:02:54,024 --> 01:02:58,112
Give it up for a fellow
architect of song, Mr. Pitts.
1416
01:03:00,030 --> 01:03:02,241
- Pitts!
- Mr. Pitts!
1417
01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:05,577
Ready?
1418
01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:07,871
Three, four.
1419
01:03:07,913 --> 01:03:09,224
♪ Long nights in your car ♪
1420
01:03:09,248 --> 01:03:11,500
♪ Mornings in your arms ♪
1421
01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:13,544
♪ From five-hour calls ♪
1422
01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:15,754
♪ To nothing at all ♪
1423
01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:18,132
♪ I guess I missed the signs ♪
1424
01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:20,467
♪ The writing on the wall, ooh ♪
1425
01:03:20,509 --> 01:03:23,345
♪ Don't know where
it all went wrong ♪
1426
01:03:23,387 --> 01:03:28,225
♪ But if this is how
it's got to be ♪
1427
01:03:28,267 --> 01:03:33,230
♪ I need someone to tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
1428
01:03:33,272 --> 01:03:35,691
♪ What comes after love? ♪
1429
01:03:35,733 --> 01:03:39,862
♪ I want to know there's
something for me after us ♪
1430
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:44,032
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪
1431
01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:48,412
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after love ♪
1432
01:03:48,454 --> 01:03:53,459
♪ Tell me there's a happy
ever after us ♪
1433
01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:57,212
♪ I believe, I believe ♪
1434
01:03:57,254 --> 01:03:59,006
♪ I believe in love ♪
1435
01:03:59,048 --> 01:04:03,093
♪ Even if, even if
it wasn't meant for us ♪
1436
01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:07,723
♪ I believe, I believe,
I believe in love ♪
1437
01:04:07,765 --> 01:04:09,600
♪ I just need someone
to tell me ♪
1438
01:04:09,641 --> 01:04:11,310
♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
1439
01:04:11,351 --> 01:04:13,937
♪ What comes after love? ♪
1440
01:04:13,979 --> 01:04:18,275
♪ I want to know there's
something for me after us ♪
1441
01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:22,529
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪
1442
01:04:22,571 --> 01:04:26,825
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after love ♪
1443
01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:31,455
♪ Tell me there's a happy
ever after us. ♪
1444
01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:46,345
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you.
1445
01:04:46,387 --> 01:04:49,056
Thank you guys so much!
1446
01:04:49,098 --> 01:04:52,059
Well, that is
my new favorite song.
1447
01:04:54,103 --> 01:04:57,106
What was your old favorite song?
1448
01:04:57,147 --> 01:04:58,732
Um... I don't know,
1449
01:04:58,774 --> 01:05:02,319
this might be a little
too edgy for you to handle,
1450
01:05:02,361 --> 01:05:05,406
but when my mom was sick,
we watched a lot of musicals,
1451
01:05:05,447 --> 01:05:07,408
and her favorite was Camelot.
1452
01:05:07,449 --> 01:05:08,742
Mm.
1453
01:05:08,784 --> 01:05:10,285
You know, it was like
Game of Thrones
1454
01:05:10,327 --> 01:05:12,371
but less nudity and murder.
1455
01:05:12,413 --> 01:05:16,083
More music and velvet.
1456
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,626
But, anyway, when Lancelot
1457
01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:19,628
wants to tell Guenevere
how he feels,
1458
01:05:19,670 --> 01:05:22,131
instead of saying,
"I want to be with you,"
1459
01:05:22,172 --> 01:05:25,718
he says, "We're gonna split up.
It's inevitable."
1460
01:05:25,759 --> 01:05:27,553
That's a little depressing.
1461
01:05:27,594 --> 01:05:29,388
No, not when you hear it.
1462
01:05:29,430 --> 01:05:33,225
"If ever I were to leave you,
it wouldn't be in summer."
1463
01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:38,439
♪ If ever I would leave you ♪
1464
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,942
♪ It wouldn't be in summer ♪
1465
01:05:41,984 --> 01:05:45,821
♪ Seeing you in summer,
I never would go ♪
1466
01:05:45,863 --> 01:05:47,948
- It's nice.
- Yeah.
1467
01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:53,245
♪ Your hair streaked
with sunlight ♪
1468
01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:54,997
♪ Your lips red as flame... ♪
1469
01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:57,583
- Dance with me.
- No, I don't dance.
1470
01:05:57,624 --> 01:06:00,002
Come on. Dance with me.
1471
01:06:02,171 --> 01:06:03,922
Just a little bit.
1472
01:06:06,091 --> 01:06:08,677
There we go.
1473
01:06:08,719 --> 01:06:12,681
♪ How could it be in autumn? ♪
1474
01:06:12,723 --> 01:06:14,808
♪ How I'd leave in autumn ♪
1475
01:06:14,850 --> 01:06:19,188
♪ I never would know... ♪
1476
01:06:19,229 --> 01:06:22,357
Shouldn't we be listening
to Barry White or Drake...
1477
01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:24,860
...or whatever
it is you listen to
1478
01:06:24,902 --> 01:06:26,862
when you're about to,
you know...
1479
01:06:26,904 --> 01:06:28,781
To what?
1480
01:06:29,573 --> 01:06:31,658
Well...
1481
01:06:32,451 --> 01:06:33,911
Well, I don't want to presume
1482
01:06:33,952 --> 01:06:36,622
that I'm about to have
the best night of my life,
1483
01:06:36,663 --> 01:06:40,959
but if I am, I don't want
to do it to Robert Goulet.
1484
01:06:42,586 --> 01:06:44,421
I like it.
1485
01:06:44,463 --> 01:06:45,672
You do?
1486
01:06:45,714 --> 01:06:48,258
♪ When you catch
the fire's glow ♪
1487
01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:50,094
A lot.
1488
01:06:51,303 --> 01:06:55,891
♪ If ever I would leave you ♪
1489
01:06:55,933 --> 01:06:59,895
♪ How could it be
in springtime ♪
1490
01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:01,897
♪ Knowing how in spring ♪
1491
01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:07,361
♪ I'm bewitched by you so? ♪
1492
01:07:07,403 --> 01:07:11,365
♪ Oh, no, not in springtime... ♪
1493
01:07:11,407 --> 01:07:13,951
Is this smart?
1494
01:07:14,952 --> 01:07:18,372
I think we left smart
six weeks ago.
1495
01:07:18,414 --> 01:07:20,624
♪ ♪
1496
01:07:36,306 --> 01:07:38,559
♪ ♪
1497
01:07:58,328 --> 01:08:01,623
- Morning.
- Morning.
1498
01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:05,627
Thank God you're here.
1499
01:08:05,669 --> 01:08:09,173
'Cause I did have
just a minute of:
1500
01:08:09,214 --> 01:08:12,176
"Is she gone? Did she leave?"
1501
01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:14,887
I was like, "God, just..."
1502
01:08:14,928 --> 01:08:17,473
"I know you rock stars
move fast,
1503
01:08:17,514 --> 01:08:20,225
"-on to the next town, like, just love..."
1504
01:08:20,267 --> 01:08:23,312
Oh, God. Here, take it.
1505
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:24,480
Hey.
1506
01:08:24,521 --> 01:08:25,898
Hey, how was last night?
1507
01:08:25,939 --> 01:08:28,567
- Amazing.
- Wait. Where are you?
1508
01:08:28,609 --> 01:08:30,819
- Are you with, uh...
- Yeah. Charlie.
1509
01:08:30,861 --> 01:08:33,155
- Still?
- Still.
1510
01:08:35,365 --> 01:08:36,825
"Charlie. Still."
1511
01:08:36,867 --> 01:08:38,952
Let's just move that
to Tuesday.
1512
01:08:38,994 --> 01:08:40,346
But they're expecting you.
1513
01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:42,498
Sorry. Just tell 'em no.
1514
01:08:42,539 --> 01:08:44,208
- Okay.
- Okay.
1515
01:08:44,249 --> 01:08:45,918
I'll call you later.
1516
01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:48,921
Did I hear you just
rearranging your day for me?
1517
01:08:49,922 --> 01:08:51,298
Maybe.
1518
01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:52,716
And you're welcome.
1519
01:08:52,758 --> 01:08:55,344
Thank you.
1520
01:08:55,386 --> 01:08:56,678
You and your mom?
1521
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,347
Yeah, at Coney Island.
1522
01:08:58,389 --> 01:08:59,848
The Wonder Wheel.
1523
01:08:59,890 --> 01:09:01,743
Well, we actually called it
"the wishing wheel."
1524
01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:03,477
Yeah. We loved going out there.
1525
01:09:03,519 --> 01:09:05,813
Although the last time
that I took her out there,
1526
01:09:05,854 --> 01:09:07,356
it was closed
'cause it was winter.
1527
01:09:07,398 --> 01:09:09,400
It was, like, right before
she passed away.
1528
01:09:09,441 --> 01:09:11,276
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no.
1529
01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:13,529
It-It's okay.
I like talking about her.
1530
01:09:13,570 --> 01:09:18,242
It happened a while ago
when Lou was like five, but...
1531
01:09:18,283 --> 01:09:22,955
they definitely got to spend
some good times together.
1532
01:09:22,996 --> 01:09:26,375
And it's crazy how much of her
I see in Lou.
1533
01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:28,252
You think she would've liked me?
1534
01:09:28,293 --> 01:09:29,253
No.
1535
01:09:29,294 --> 01:09:30,295
What?
1536
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:32,047
Yes, she would've loved you.
1537
01:09:32,089 --> 01:09:33,674
She would've thought
you were amazing.
1538
01:09:33,716 --> 01:09:36,093
I mean, she might have
questioned a few things.
1539
01:09:36,135 --> 01:09:38,011
She was very...
1540
01:09:38,053 --> 01:09:39,805
Well, she was
very self-sufficient.
1541
01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:41,682
Well, I'm, like,
the most self-sufficient
1542
01:09:41,724 --> 01:09:43,267
person on the planet.
1543
01:09:43,308 --> 01:09:45,620
- I mean, I do more things in one day than...
- No, I know.
1544
01:09:45,644 --> 01:09:47,563
I know you do.
I'm not saying that.
1545
01:09:47,604 --> 01:09:48,790
I'm saying you have
a lot of people,
1546
01:09:48,814 --> 01:09:50,083
you know,
kind of handling things.
1547
01:09:50,107 --> 01:09:51,942
There's nothing wrong
with having help.
1548
01:09:51,984 --> 01:09:53,503
I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless.
1549
01:09:53,527 --> 01:09:55,630
It just means that I have
a lot of things on my plate.
1550
01:09:55,654 --> 01:09:58,615
I know, but you might not need
as many people helping you
1551
01:09:58,657 --> 01:10:00,325
as you think you do.
1552
01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:02,661
So, what are you saying?
1553
01:10:02,703 --> 01:10:05,414
You want me to try being alone?
1554
01:10:05,456 --> 01:10:06,957
Because I could go
be alone right now.
1555
01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:08,584
No, no, uh, let's be clear.
1556
01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:11,712
"Alone" means without help,
not alone without me.
1557
01:10:11,754 --> 01:10:13,881
Wait.
1558
01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:15,841
Is this a challenge?
1559
01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:17,259
Now you get it.
1560
01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:19,070
- What, are you challenging me?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1561
01:10:19,094 --> 01:10:22,014
Yeah, but let's make it
a real challenge, okay?
1562
01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:24,058
- Okay.
- That means without doormen.
1563
01:10:24,099 --> 01:10:26,143
- Without yes-Melissa.
- Fine.
1564
01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:27,352
Without cooks,
1565
01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:29,563
without cleaners,
without hair extenders.
1566
01:10:29,605 --> 01:10:31,398
Yeah, this is serious.
1567
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:33,108
Without live-feeding.
1568
01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:35,235
Without constant
filming updates.
1569
01:10:35,277 --> 01:10:37,780
Without all that little stuff.
Gone.
1570
01:10:37,821 --> 01:10:39,865
Okay. I can do that.
1571
01:10:39,907 --> 01:10:41,909
- Okay.
- What are you gonna do?
1572
01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:43,869
Me? I'm...
You know, I'm gonna be there.
1573
01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:45,245
I'm gonna monitor.
1574
01:10:45,287 --> 01:10:46,288
Mm.
1575
01:10:46,330 --> 01:10:47,748
Nice try, buddy.
1576
01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:49,333
- Okay.
- What?
1577
01:10:50,667 --> 01:10:52,628
You're gonna get
on social media.
1578
01:10:52,669 --> 01:10:53,921
- No.
- Yes.
1579
01:10:53,962 --> 01:10:55,464
Come on, that's...
This is about you.
1580
01:10:55,506 --> 01:10:56,965
You're gonna go on social media.
1581
01:10:57,007 --> 01:11:00,010
You're gonna have Snapchat
and Instagram and TikTok.
1582
01:11:00,052 --> 01:11:02,137
- You're gonna do a dance! Yes!
- This is about you.
1583
01:11:02,179 --> 01:11:03,472
- Don't flip it.
- No, listen.
1584
01:11:03,514 --> 01:11:04,807
Why are you so judgmental?
1585
01:11:04,848 --> 01:11:06,141
It's so crazy.
1586
01:11:06,183 --> 01:11:08,894
No, look, this is
gonna be a great thing.
1587
01:11:08,936 --> 01:11:11,313
It's an amazing platform
for you as a teacher.
1588
01:11:11,355 --> 01:11:12,731
Seriously.
1589
01:11:12,773 --> 01:11:15,317
If you don't do it,
I'm not doing it.
1590
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,945
Okay.
1591
01:11:19,613 --> 01:11:23,283
So, this is
your little getaway?
1592
01:11:24,326 --> 01:11:26,245
Nope. It's locked.
1593
01:11:34,378 --> 01:11:36,213
Nothing under there?
1594
01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:38,298
Gosh. Dang it.
1595
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:39,967
Jeff, can you...
1596
01:11:40,008 --> 01:11:41,510
No, no, th-that's cheating.
1597
01:11:41,552 --> 01:11:44,012
Come on. What are you gonna do?
1598
01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:45,264
You got a little problem.
1599
01:11:45,305 --> 01:11:46,682
Sometimes you just
got to concede.
1600
01:11:46,724 --> 01:11:47,933
It's okay.
1601
01:11:58,694 --> 01:12:01,363
You really like to win.
1602
01:12:01,405 --> 01:12:03,866
Yes!
1603
01:12:04,742 --> 01:12:06,952
Coming?
1604
01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:13,167
I'm sorry I couldn't find
the wine glasses.
1605
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:15,294
It's better.
1606
01:12:17,755 --> 01:12:19,715
Living room.
1607
01:12:21,759 --> 01:12:22,760
Ugh, this...
1608
01:12:22,801 --> 01:12:24,219
Uh, no. Sound.
1609
01:12:25,512 --> 01:12:27,723
Oh, my God.
1610
01:12:27,765 --> 01:12:31,101
- Jesus!
- Whose house is this?
1611
01:12:31,143 --> 01:12:32,603
Well, that actually
could be nice
1612
01:12:32,644 --> 01:12:34,938
to offset the breeze
from the broken window.
1613
01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:36,815
- We can make s'mores.
- I like s'mores.
1614
01:12:36,857 --> 01:12:38,192
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
1615
01:12:38,233 --> 01:12:41,111
♪ What comes after love... ♪
1616
01:12:41,153 --> 01:12:45,199
I am going to make us
these smoothies all by myself.
1617
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:48,660
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪
1618
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:52,206
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after us... ♪
1619
01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:56,085
I think you may have
forgotten this.
1620
01:12:56,126 --> 01:12:58,021
Jesus, he's had
an account for 45 minutes,
1621
01:12:58,045 --> 01:13:00,214
and he already has
half a million followers.
1622
01:13:00,255 --> 01:13:01,316
- Oh, my God. Look.
- Half a million?
1623
01:13:01,340 --> 01:13:02,633
Now you need your own web page.
1624
01:13:02,674 --> 01:13:05,594
Already created it on Wix.com.
1625
01:13:05,636 --> 01:13:07,054
"Numbers Neva Lie."
1626
01:13:07,096 --> 01:13:08,698
- Oh, that's perfect.
- That is a good one.
1627
01:13:08,722 --> 01:13:11,100
- I love that. Do you love that?
- Yeah, yeah, I do like it.
1628
01:13:11,141 --> 01:13:13,352
So, what do you want
your caption to be, Mr. G?
1629
01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:17,106
"If you sit in the question,
1630
01:13:17,147 --> 01:13:19,525
the answer will find you."
1631
01:13:26,281 --> 01:13:28,784
Sorry, I was checking out
this guy on Instagram.
1632
01:13:28,826 --> 01:13:30,327
Oh. Should I be jealous?
1633
01:13:30,369 --> 01:13:33,330
He sounds very interesting
and handsome.
1634
01:13:33,372 --> 01:13:35,749
Just posting about
all this math stuff.
1635
01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:37,126
Oh, one of those.
1636
01:13:37,167 --> 01:13:39,336
Brought you an apple.
1637
01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:45,968
♪ ♪
1638
01:13:46,009 --> 01:13:48,512
Happy birthday, part one.
1639
01:13:49,513 --> 01:13:51,140
Oh. Thank you.
1640
01:13:51,181 --> 01:13:52,534
Yeah, on my last birthday,
1641
01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:54,518
I was at a math conference
in the Poconos.
1642
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,811
Oh!
1643
01:13:55,853 --> 01:13:57,646
- I have a lot to live up to.
- Yes.
1644
01:13:57,688 --> 01:13:59,189
- Open it!
- Okay.
1645
01:14:03,569 --> 01:14:07,573
Like, a handkerchief or...
1646
01:14:07,614 --> 01:14:09,241
Turn around.
1647
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,952
Oh, it's a blindfold.
1648
01:14:11,994 --> 01:14:14,121
Oh.
1649
01:14:14,163 --> 01:14:15,956
I'm a little taken aback.
1650
01:14:15,998 --> 01:14:19,001
I, uh, didn't know
this was your thing,
1651
01:14:19,043 --> 01:14:23,005
- but whatever you're... into.
- Shh.
1652
01:14:23,047 --> 01:14:24,840
- Okay, straight ahead.
- Okay.
1653
01:14:24,882 --> 01:14:26,425
I got to say,
I'm getting excited.
1654
01:14:26,467 --> 01:14:27,819
- You should be.
- Okay.
1655
01:14:27,843 --> 01:14:29,011
Wait, turn around.
1656
01:14:29,053 --> 01:14:30,721
It's not a piñata.
1657
01:14:30,763 --> 01:14:32,097
Maybe. Okay.
1658
01:14:32,139 --> 01:14:33,432
That's it, right there.
1659
01:14:33,474 --> 01:14:35,309
- That's where I need you.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1660
01:14:35,350 --> 01:14:37,561
- You ready?
- Okay.
1661
01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:49,990
Happy birthday.
1662
01:14:50,032 --> 01:14:51,533
No.
1663
01:14:51,575 --> 01:14:53,660
How?
1664
01:14:53,702 --> 01:14:56,038
I know a guy who knows a guy.
1665
01:14:57,748 --> 01:15:00,125
Come on.
1666
01:15:02,586 --> 01:15:05,255
Okay, so we're on
the wishing wheel.
1667
01:15:05,297 --> 01:15:07,925
- Yes.
- Go ahead.
1668
01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:13,055
'Kay, done.
1669
01:15:13,097 --> 01:15:15,099
Your turn. Make a wish.
1670
01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:18,060
I already got it.
1671
01:15:18,102 --> 01:15:20,312
♪ ♪
1672
01:15:32,282 --> 01:15:34,243
♪ Since you came around ♪
1673
01:15:34,284 --> 01:15:36,036
♪ You're testing my faith ♪
1674
01:15:36,078 --> 01:15:37,621
♪ I'm praying out loud ♪
1675
01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:38,747
Yeah.
1676
01:15:38,789 --> 01:15:40,874
♪ I feel it in my chest... ♪
1677
01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:42,835
- 21!
- Yes!
1678
01:15:42,876 --> 01:15:43,919
Yeah!
1679
01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:45,170
- Yeah!
- Hey.
1680
01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:46,755
Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry.
1681
01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:48,173
Great day, you guys.
1682
01:15:48,215 --> 01:15:50,259
We are finished.
Grab your stuff.
1683
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,261
I'm ready.
1684
01:15:52,302 --> 01:15:53,929
You are. You're gonna be great.
1685
01:15:53,971 --> 01:15:55,824
- Yo, is that Bastian?
- Amazing. Thanks.
1686
01:15:55,848 --> 01:15:57,951
- Yo. What's up, kids?
- Oh, my God, Bastian!
1687
01:15:59,143 --> 01:16:00,227
Wait, what's going on?
1688
01:16:00,269 --> 01:16:01,937
He insisted on coming.
1689
01:16:01,979 --> 01:16:04,523
Hey, come on, now. Your parents
are waiting for you outside.
1690
01:16:04,565 --> 01:16:06,525
Okay. See you later, guys.
See you. Bye.
1691
01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:08,110
I tried to give you a heads-up,
1692
01:16:08,152 --> 01:16:09,462
but somebody wasn't
answering her phone.
1693
01:16:09,486 --> 01:16:10,964
No, no.
There are no phones at school.
1694
01:16:10,988 --> 01:16:12,674
- What are you guys doing here?
- You got nominated
1695
01:16:12,698 --> 01:16:16,326
for Best Pop Vocal Performance
at the Grammys.
1696
01:16:16,368 --> 01:16:17,453
What?!
1697
01:16:17,494 --> 01:16:18,805
"Marry Me"...
1698
01:16:18,829 --> 01:16:21,123
- Yeah. -Oh, my God!
- We got nominated!
1699
01:16:21,165 --> 01:16:23,125
- Can you believe it?
- Congratulations.
1700
01:16:23,167 --> 01:16:24,269
- Oh, my God, yes!
- Congratulations.
1701
01:16:24,293 --> 01:16:26,795
- Yes. Oh, my God.
- Wow.
1702
01:16:26,837 --> 01:16:28,088
I can't believe this.
1703
01:16:28,130 --> 01:16:29,357
It was only
a matter of time, babe.
1704
01:16:29,381 --> 01:16:30,966
- Oh, my God.
- You should tell her.
1705
01:16:31,008 --> 01:16:32,676
Oh, yeah.
So, um, Bastian's concert
1706
01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:34,887
at Madison Square Garden
on Friday is streaming
1707
01:16:34,928 --> 01:16:37,222
across multiple platforms,
so there's loads of exposure.
1708
01:16:37,264 --> 01:16:39,183
Yeah, he thought we could
1709
01:16:39,224 --> 01:16:41,435
surprise everyone
and do "Marry Me."
1710
01:16:41,477 --> 01:16:43,288
Right. Now, the ballots
are out next week,
1711
01:16:43,312 --> 01:16:45,981
and nobody's seen you two
together since...
1712
01:16:46,023 --> 01:16:47,900
well, you know, a while.
1713
01:16:47,941 --> 01:16:49,693
Um...
1714
01:16:49,735 --> 01:16:51,653
You know, we don't...
we don't have any
1715
01:16:51,695 --> 01:16:53,947
- of the dancers in town.
- No, no, no.
1716
01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:55,449
It's short notice. I-I don't...
1717
01:16:55,491 --> 01:16:57,409
No, but wait. But we can do
the ballad version.
1718
01:16:57,451 --> 01:17:00,746
The one that we wanted
to release after the ceremony.
1719
01:17:03,999 --> 01:17:05,834
I don't know, Sebastian.
1720
01:17:05,876 --> 01:17:07,211
"Sebastian"?
1721
01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:12,966
Come on. "Sebastian"?
1722
01:17:13,008 --> 01:17:14,051
That's his real name.
1723
01:17:14,093 --> 01:17:15,344
Look, can I just...
1724
01:17:15,386 --> 01:17:17,012
I-I know this is a little...
1725
01:17:17,054 --> 01:17:18,597
I'm not trying to make
a thing here,
1726
01:17:18,639 --> 01:17:21,058
but this is the song that
you were gonna get married to.
1727
01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:22,893
This is huge for me.
1728
01:17:22,935 --> 01:17:24,895
Totally. Totally.
1729
01:17:25,687 --> 01:17:27,439
You should come.
I want you to come.
1730
01:17:27,481 --> 01:17:29,691
Are you gonna come with us?
1731
01:17:31,402 --> 01:17:33,112
Right. Okay. I mean, it's...
1732
01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:34,696
it's not a big deal.
1733
01:17:34,738 --> 01:17:37,241
The nomination is.
1734
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,160
So please don't be upset.
1735
01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:42,037
I-I'm just being a jerk.
1736
01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:43,539
And I'm sorry.
1737
01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:46,542
I just want you to remember
award shows are bullshit
1738
01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:49,378
and you don't need them
to tell you how good you are.
1739
01:17:50,170 --> 01:17:51,755
I know.
1740
01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:53,173
Just do me a favor.
1741
01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:56,135
Don't say "Sebastian."
1742
01:17:59,096 --> 01:18:01,390
See you, babe.
1743
01:18:01,432 --> 01:18:03,100
- See you soon.
- Hey.
1744
01:18:03,142 --> 01:18:04,494
We got to schedule
a band rehearsal
1745
01:18:04,518 --> 01:18:06,520
- and a wardrobe fitting.
- Okay.
1746
01:18:06,562 --> 01:18:07,938
- Now?
- Yes, now.
1747
01:18:07,980 --> 01:18:09,148
- Yes.
- Okay. You good?
1748
01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:10,858
- I'm good.
- Are you sure?
1749
01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:12,484
Okay, I'll call you.
1750
01:18:12,526 --> 01:18:15,863
This is gonna be
so exciting!
1751
01:18:25,497 --> 01:18:27,249
Hey.
1752
01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:30,377
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1753
01:18:30,419 --> 01:18:32,963
Just keeping Tank company.
1754
01:18:33,005 --> 01:18:35,257
Good dog.
1755
01:18:37,468 --> 01:18:40,012
You're afraid she'll fall back
in love with Bastian
1756
01:18:40,054 --> 01:18:42,097
and dump you?
1757
01:18:42,139 --> 01:18:44,767
No.
1758
01:18:44,808 --> 01:18:46,310
Yeah.
1759
01:18:46,351 --> 01:18:48,645
I'd be afraid of that, too.
1760
01:18:56,653 --> 01:18:58,614
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1761
01:18:58,655 --> 01:19:01,116
Thank you. Um...
1762
01:19:01,158 --> 01:19:04,161
I have a little surprise
for you tonight.
1763
01:19:05,245 --> 01:19:07,790
There is a woman
1764
01:19:07,831 --> 01:19:10,209
who's been my heart...
1765
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:12,378
And my biggest inspiration.
1766
01:19:23,597 --> 01:19:25,474
She always gonna be my family.
1767
01:19:27,351 --> 01:19:29,978
And we're always gonna have...
1768
01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:31,647
"Marry Me."
1769
01:19:46,412 --> 01:19:48,288
Crowd's going bananas.
1770
01:19:48,330 --> 01:19:50,499
I know.
1771
01:19:50,541 --> 01:19:53,335
I don't know if I'd say
"bananas," but...
1772
01:19:57,715 --> 01:20:00,718
♪ I've never seen forever ♪
1773
01:20:00,759 --> 01:20:03,887
♪ I've never seen forever
in the wild ♪
1774
01:20:03,929 --> 01:20:09,351
♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪
1775
01:20:09,393 --> 01:20:11,854
♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪
1776
01:20:11,895 --> 01:20:15,649
♪ Shelter from
a broken paradise ♪
1777
01:20:15,691 --> 01:20:21,447
♪ I couldn't dream it
any better if I tried ♪
1778
01:20:22,573 --> 01:20:25,033
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
1779
01:20:25,075 --> 01:20:28,120
♪ Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
1780
01:20:28,162 --> 01:20:30,748
♪ You're the queen,
I'll be the king, king, king ♪
1781
01:20:30,789 --> 01:20:34,126
♪ For life, for life, for love ♪
1782
01:20:34,168 --> 01:20:37,421
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1783
01:20:37,463 --> 01:20:40,340
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
1784
01:20:40,382 --> 01:20:42,801
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1785
01:20:42,843 --> 01:20:45,763
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪
1786
01:20:45,804 --> 01:20:48,682
♪ I'm-a fly her off to Vegas ♪
1787
01:20:48,724 --> 01:20:50,934
♪ We could tie it up tonight,
no patience ♪
1788
01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:54,188
♪ Take my last name,
put it where your name is ♪
1789
01:20:54,229 --> 01:20:57,274
♪ Have they ever seen
a love this famous? ♪
1790
01:20:57,316 --> 01:20:59,902
♪ They never, no, they never ♪
1791
01:20:59,943 --> 01:21:03,072
♪ This forever,
ever, ever, ever, ever ♪
1792
01:21:03,113 --> 01:21:05,824
♪ Ain't nobody do it
better, better, better ♪
1793
01:21:06,909 --> 01:21:08,577
♪ Every song we getting better ♪
1794
01:21:08,619 --> 01:21:11,246
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
1795
01:21:11,288 --> 01:21:12,748
♪ Ooh, we gotta ♪
1796
01:21:12,790 --> 01:21:14,267
♪ Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
1797
01:21:14,291 --> 01:21:15,626
♪ Ooh, they gotta ♪
1798
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:17,419
♪ This queen need
a king, king, king ♪
1799
01:21:17,461 --> 01:21:18,962
♪ For life, for life, for life ♪
1800
01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:20,756
- ♪ For life ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1801
01:21:20,798 --> 01:21:22,883
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
1802
01:21:22,925 --> 01:21:24,343
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Church bells ♪
1803
01:21:24,385 --> 01:21:26,011
♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
1804
01:21:26,053 --> 01:21:27,388
♪ Ring, ring ♪
1805
01:21:27,429 --> 01:21:28,889
♪ Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing ♪
1806
01:21:28,931 --> 01:21:31,934
♪ Tonight, tonight,
tonight, baby ♪
1807
01:21:31,975 --> 01:21:35,437
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1808
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:38,273
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
1809
01:21:38,315 --> 01:21:41,944
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes
for the rest ♪
1810
01:21:41,985 --> 01:21:44,613
- ♪ The rest of your life ♪
- ♪ Marry me, baby ♪
1811
01:21:44,655 --> 01:21:46,782
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1812
01:21:46,824 --> 01:21:49,827
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
1813
01:21:49,868 --> 01:21:52,955
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1814
01:21:52,996 --> 01:21:55,165
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪
1815
01:21:55,207 --> 01:21:57,501
♪ Baby ♪
1816
01:22:18,814 --> 01:22:22,526
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1817
01:22:22,568 --> 01:22:24,611
♪ Won't you marry me, baby? ♪
1818
01:22:24,653 --> 01:22:27,740
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1819
01:22:27,781 --> 01:22:30,075
♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪
1820
01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:33,954
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1821
01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:36,165
♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪
1822
01:22:36,206 --> 01:22:40,294
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1823
01:22:40,335 --> 01:22:44,423
♪ Ooh ♪
1824
01:22:44,465 --> 01:22:48,677
♪ Ah-ah-ah. ♪
1825
01:23:04,276 --> 01:23:07,404
Get your ass to the Garden.
1826
01:23:17,081 --> 01:23:18,207
Yes!
1827
01:23:18,248 --> 01:23:20,167
- Yeah. Pose.
- We did it.
1828
01:23:20,209 --> 01:23:21,919
We look so good!
1829
01:23:24,505 --> 01:23:25,774
You guys's chemistry
is off the charts.
1830
01:23:25,798 --> 01:23:27,299
Come on, guys. Let's do it.
1831
01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:29,093
And the audience felt it.
1832
01:23:45,818 --> 01:23:47,069
- You know?
- Yeah.
1833
01:23:47,111 --> 01:23:48,821
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
1834
01:23:48,862 --> 01:23:51,407
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Hey.
1835
01:23:51,448 --> 01:23:53,075
No, I wasn't,
and then I was like,
1836
01:23:53,117 --> 01:23:55,077
"I'm gonna get down there,"
and-and...
1837
01:23:55,119 --> 01:23:56,370
but I didn't have a pass,
1838
01:23:56,412 --> 01:23:58,181
so I couldn't get in at first,
and then luckily,
1839
01:23:58,205 --> 01:24:00,249
someone saw me
and they brought me backstage
1840
01:24:00,290 --> 01:24:03,168
and then brought me over here.
1841
01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,461
So, you didn't see it?
1842
01:24:04,503 --> 01:24:07,089
No, no, I did. I did. Yeah.
1843
01:24:07,131 --> 01:24:08,924
Uh, did you like it?
1844
01:24:08,966 --> 01:24:11,260
I-I... I thought it was amazing.
1845
01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:13,262
I-I was really happy for you.
1846
01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:14,638
I think you're amazing.
1847
01:24:16,140 --> 01:24:18,267
Can you guys... You know,
fine, we'll go over here.
1848
01:24:18,308 --> 01:24:19,768
Oh, yeah.
1849
01:24:25,858 --> 01:24:28,318
It was great. It was...
1850
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:30,362
Social media is exploding.
1851
01:24:30,404 --> 01:24:33,449
It's, uh... They're even saying
you guys are back together.
1852
01:24:33,490 --> 01:24:36,285
Well, if social media says
it's true, it must be true.
1853
01:24:40,789 --> 01:24:42,332
Wait, are you okay?
1854
01:24:42,374 --> 01:24:44,334
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm just...
1855
01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:48,630
I'm looking at you here,
and it... it all worked out.
1856
01:24:48,672 --> 01:24:51,467
I mean, no one even remembers
the meltdown.
1857
01:24:51,508 --> 01:24:53,552
I know. It's crazy, right?
1858
01:24:54,845 --> 01:24:57,056
I'm really happy for you.
1859
01:24:57,097 --> 01:24:59,266
You deserve it.
1860
01:24:59,308 --> 01:25:00,601
You really do.
1861
01:25:08,776 --> 01:25:10,360
God, he can sing.
1862
01:25:10,402 --> 01:25:13,781
♪ Dame un Segundo,
un Segundo chance... ♪
1863
01:25:13,822 --> 01:25:15,532
"Segundochance."
1864
01:25:15,574 --> 01:25:18,035
What-what is that?
Second chances?
1865
01:25:19,328 --> 01:25:21,080
It's just a song.
1866
01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:22,498
Maybe.
1867
01:25:22,539 --> 01:25:25,542
Maybe it's something more.
1868
01:25:28,045 --> 01:25:29,338
What's going on?
1869
01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:31,131
Look, I know this is a big deal,
1870
01:25:31,173 --> 01:25:33,425
and that's why I wanted
to come down here,
1871
01:25:33,467 --> 01:25:35,260
but I don't fit.
1872
01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:38,347
And I think that's
objectively pretty true.
1873
01:25:38,389 --> 01:25:41,225
- And we don't need to pr...
- So, what are you saying?
1874
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:44,895
Look, if I'm being honest
with myself,
1875
01:25:44,937 --> 01:25:47,022
I real...
I really came down here
1876
01:25:47,064 --> 01:25:49,858
just to say that this...
I don't think this works.
1877
01:25:51,527 --> 01:25:54,238
Can I have a bottle
of Hennessy X.O? Yeah?
1878
01:25:55,072 --> 01:25:57,032
Are you breaking up with me?
1879
01:25:57,074 --> 01:25:59,535
Katarina. Kat.
1880
01:25:59,576 --> 01:26:01,412
Kat, come here.
1881
01:26:01,453 --> 01:26:03,455
- Come here.
- It's okay. Go.
1882
01:26:03,497 --> 01:26:04,873
- Go.
- No.
1883
01:26:04,915 --> 01:26:06,309
- Come here.
- What are you saying?
1884
01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:08,061
- Tell me what you...
- Hey, come on.
1885
01:26:08,085 --> 01:26:09,104
- What-what do you mean?
- Everybody's calling you.
1886
01:26:09,128 --> 01:26:10,504
It's nothing. Talk later.
1887
01:26:10,546 --> 01:26:11,648
- Go. Go.
- Come here, baby.
1888
01:26:11,672 --> 01:26:12,857
It's fine. Keep going.
1889
01:26:12,881 --> 01:26:14,258
- Come on.
- Kat! Kat! Kat!
1890
01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:17,136
Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!
1891
01:26:20,806 --> 01:26:24,226
Guys, raise your glasses
1892
01:26:24,268 --> 01:26:27,938
to the woman who made
all this possible tonight.
1893
01:26:29,106 --> 01:26:30,482
To you.
1894
01:26:30,524 --> 01:26:32,192
To you, Kat.
1895
01:26:32,234 --> 01:26:34,069
- Salud.
- Salud.
1896
01:26:34,111 --> 01:26:35,779
Salud, salud.
1897
01:26:35,821 --> 01:26:37,906
Yes, cheers!
1898
01:26:38,991 --> 01:26:41,243
It's for you, Kat!
1899
01:27:07,895 --> 01:27:09,938
♪ Always knew you ♪
1900
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:13,942
♪ Even when I didn't know you ♪
1901
01:27:13,984 --> 01:27:18,697
♪ Don't make sense, but it do ♪
1902
01:27:18,739 --> 01:27:21,992
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
1903
01:27:23,202 --> 01:27:27,247
♪ Every teardrop fell so heavy ♪
1904
01:27:27,289 --> 01:27:33,128
♪ Hurt like hell,
but heaven sent me through ♪
1905
01:27:34,505 --> 01:27:37,341
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
1906
01:27:42,304 --> 01:27:46,266
♪ And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪
1907
01:27:46,308 --> 01:27:50,062
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪
1908
01:27:50,104 --> 01:27:51,980
♪ I was never lost ♪
1909
01:27:52,022 --> 01:27:55,818
♪ I was just passing through ♪
1910
01:27:55,859 --> 01:28:00,197
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
1911
01:28:01,365 --> 01:28:04,868
♪ Hope was hopeless,
faith was running ♪
1912
01:28:04,910 --> 01:28:10,707
♪ Didn't notice
you were coming through ♪
1913
01:28:10,749 --> 01:28:14,044
♪ You were on your way, too ♪
1914
01:28:16,213 --> 01:28:20,008
♪ And you don't believe
in meant to be ♪
1915
01:28:20,050 --> 01:28:24,722
♪ But somehow you were
meant for me, it's true ♪
1916
01:28:26,181 --> 01:28:29,810
♪ Yeah, you were
on your way, too ♪
1917
01:28:31,729 --> 01:28:35,941
♪ Every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪
1918
01:28:35,983 --> 01:28:39,194
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪
1919
01:28:39,236 --> 01:28:41,029
♪ I was never lost ♪
1920
01:28:41,071 --> 01:28:45,075
♪ I was just passing through ♪
1921
01:28:45,117 --> 01:28:48,954
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
1922
01:28:48,996 --> 01:28:52,583
♪ I was
on my way to you ♪
1923
01:28:52,624 --> 01:28:56,795
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
1924
01:28:56,837 --> 01:29:02,009
♪ I was on my way to you, oh ♪
1925
01:29:02,051 --> 01:29:05,763
♪ I'm on my way,
on my way to you ♪
1926
01:29:05,804 --> 01:29:07,598
♪ On my way ♪
1927
01:29:07,639 --> 01:29:09,892
♪ On my way to you ♪
1928
01:29:09,933 --> 01:29:11,977
♪ On my way ♪
1929
01:29:12,019 --> 01:29:16,732
♪ On my way to you, oh ♪
1930
01:29:16,774 --> 01:29:20,527
♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪
1931
01:29:20,569 --> 01:29:22,613
♪ On my way ♪
1932
01:29:22,654 --> 01:29:24,531
♪ On my way to you ♪
1933
01:29:24,573 --> 01:29:26,533
♪ On my way ♪
1934
01:29:26,575 --> 01:29:31,789
♪ On my way to you, oh ♪
1935
01:29:31,830 --> 01:29:36,085
♪ And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪
1936
01:29:36,126 --> 01:29:39,922
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪
1937
01:29:39,963 --> 01:29:41,840
♪ I was never lost ♪
1938
01:29:41,882 --> 01:29:45,177
♪ I was just passing through ♪
1939
01:29:45,219 --> 01:29:47,846
♪ On my way to you ♪
1940
01:29:47,888 --> 01:29:49,390
♪ On my way ♪
1941
01:29:49,431 --> 01:29:51,725
- ♪ On my way to you ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
1942
01:29:51,767 --> 01:29:54,937
♪ On my way, on my way to you ♪
1943
01:29:54,978 --> 01:29:56,146
♪ On my way ♪
1944
01:29:56,188 --> 01:30:00,442
♪ On my way to you ♪
1945
01:30:00,484 --> 01:30:02,069
♪ Oh, my darling ♪
1946
01:30:02,111 --> 01:30:04,988
♪ I'm on my way. ♪
1947
01:30:19,837 --> 01:30:21,714
Come on, Charlie.
Don't be stupid.
1948
01:30:21,755 --> 01:30:23,966
Well, it's a little late
for that.
1949
01:30:25,008 --> 01:30:26,885
- You got another one.
- Take it, please.
1950
01:30:26,927 --> 01:30:28,554
It-it's made out to the school.
1951
01:30:28,595 --> 01:30:30,931
It just feels a little unseemly.
1952
01:30:30,973 --> 01:30:32,683
- I didn't do it for the money.
- I know,
1953
01:30:32,725 --> 01:30:35,227
but if you don't take the check,
then the prenup's not binding.
1954
01:30:35,269 --> 01:30:37,312
You could sell your story.
1955
01:30:37,354 --> 01:30:39,982
You could write a book.
1956
01:30:40,023 --> 01:30:42,234
Is that what you think of me?
1957
01:30:44,153 --> 01:30:45,654
Oh, come on, Charlie.
1958
01:30:45,696 --> 01:30:47,322
I was rooting for you.
1959
01:30:47,364 --> 01:30:50,159
I wanted it to work.
The whole world wanted it to.
1960
01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:53,328
I'm sorry to disappoint you
and the world.
1961
01:30:53,370 --> 01:30:54,872
You're disappointing yourself.
1962
01:30:54,913 --> 01:30:57,666
I'm protecting myself.
1963
01:30:57,708 --> 01:30:59,168
I can't get away from her.
1964
01:30:59,209 --> 01:31:03,005
There's always a poster,
a Vitamix or a billboard.
1965
01:31:03,047 --> 01:31:05,883
You know they're not together?
1966
01:31:09,094 --> 01:31:11,055
Maybe not.
1967
01:31:11,972 --> 01:31:13,515
But, Colin,
can you do me a favor?
1968
01:31:13,557 --> 01:31:16,185
Will you be there for her
when she figures it all out?
1969
01:31:16,226 --> 01:31:18,270
She's gonna need someone.
1970
01:31:24,359 --> 01:31:26,945
♪ ♪
1971
01:31:26,987 --> 01:31:28,739
On Friday's show,
we'll be talking
1972
01:31:28,781 --> 01:31:30,908
to the beautiful Kat Valdez
1973
01:31:30,949 --> 01:31:32,701
about her new hit single
"On My Way,"
1974
01:31:32,743 --> 01:31:36,038
with a special surprise guest
that you won't want to miss.
1975
01:31:38,832 --> 01:31:40,793
- Night.
- Night.
1976
01:31:40,834 --> 01:31:43,212
...established by jaw snapping,
1977
01:31:43,253 --> 01:31:46,507
headbutting or tail slapping.
1978
01:31:46,548 --> 01:31:49,885
Physical dominance
establishes the leader.
1979
01:31:49,927 --> 01:31:54,056
Pods can travel in herds
of up to hundreds of dolphins
1980
01:31:54,098 --> 01:31:56,433
and can cover 80 miles.
1981
01:31:59,770 --> 01:32:02,022
♪ ♪
1982
01:32:11,573 --> 01:32:14,576
Mathalon, baby,
with the Mathalonians.
1983
01:32:14,618 --> 01:32:16,453
- Headed to Peoria, Illinois.
- Hey.
1984
01:32:16,495 --> 01:32:18,205
Coming to get ya.
1985
01:32:18,247 --> 01:32:20,249
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Oh, we're live.
1986
01:32:20,290 --> 01:32:23,419
Say something smart
or witty or, uh, numeric.
1987
01:32:23,460 --> 01:32:25,963
5,000 people are watching.
1988
01:32:26,004 --> 01:32:27,297
Bye.
1989
01:32:27,339 --> 01:32:29,007
- Charles.
- I'm serious.
1990
01:32:29,049 --> 01:32:30,801
Um, I can't. Turn it off.
1991
01:32:30,843 --> 01:32:33,011
Are you at some point
gonna be fun again?
1992
01:32:33,053 --> 01:32:34,263
I was never fun.
1993
01:32:34,304 --> 01:32:36,682
That's true,
and I love you anyway.
1994
01:32:36,724 --> 01:32:38,576
You know, you're not always
gonna feel this way.
1995
01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:41,353
You're lucky you made it.
We were gonna leave without you.
1996
01:32:41,395 --> 01:32:42,896
Parker. No, we weren't.
1997
01:32:42,938 --> 01:32:45,357
- Come on, let's go, Percy.
- We absolutely were.
1998
01:32:46,275 --> 01:32:48,777
I loved you
and Charlie as a couple.
1999
01:32:48,819 --> 01:32:51,155
Are you still friends?
2000
01:32:52,281 --> 01:32:54,408
Is it okay if I ask you that?
2001
01:32:55,409 --> 01:32:56,535
Yeah.
2002
01:32:56,577 --> 01:32:58,579
Um, sure.
2003
01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:00,122
Yeah.
2004
01:33:00,164 --> 01:33:01,415
He seems like the sweetest man.
2005
01:33:01,457 --> 01:33:03,500
You know, I actually DMed him
2006
01:33:03,542 --> 01:33:06,378
to wish him luck
on his Mathalon tomorrow.
2007
01:33:06,420 --> 01:33:10,174
He never answered, obviously.
2008
01:33:11,842 --> 01:33:13,761
Mathalon's tomorrow?
2009
01:33:13,802 --> 01:33:14,970
Yeah.
2010
01:33:15,012 --> 01:33:16,597
Hey.
2011
01:33:16,638 --> 01:33:18,057
Hey.
2012
01:33:18,098 --> 01:33:19,349
I'll just fix that.
2013
01:33:19,391 --> 01:33:21,393
Thank you.
2014
01:33:22,686 --> 01:33:25,314
- Oh, I like that.
- Mm. Thank you.
2015
01:33:25,355 --> 01:33:27,149
Nice.
2016
01:33:27,191 --> 01:33:28,984
So, we've been... we've been
2017
01:33:29,026 --> 01:33:30,462
beating around the bush,
and I think that
2018
01:33:30,486 --> 01:33:31,945
we should get right down to it.
2019
01:33:31,987 --> 01:33:34,656
I mean, we all know that
you guys are not "together,"
2020
01:33:34,698 --> 01:33:38,160
uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me"
for each other.
2021
01:33:38,202 --> 01:33:40,996
Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo"
for Kat.
2022
01:33:41,038 --> 01:33:43,624
Kat wrote "On My Way"
for Bastian.
2023
01:33:43,665 --> 01:33:46,627
I'd say the next song
should probably be, uh,
2024
01:33:46,668 --> 01:33:49,588
"Come On Already!" Am I right?
2025
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:51,590
Let's see if
we can get these two guys
2026
01:33:51,632 --> 01:33:53,842
to sing a little romantic duet
when we come back.
2027
01:33:53,884 --> 01:33:55,386
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
2028
01:33:55,427 --> 01:33:58,347
Do not change that channel.
2029
01:34:07,648 --> 01:34:10,734
I didn't write "On My Way"
for Bastian.
2030
01:34:15,155 --> 01:34:16,824
I'm sorry, Jimmy.
2031
01:34:16,865 --> 01:34:21,286
I know it's an inopportune time
to have an epiphany, but...
2032
01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:23,580
I don't want to go back.
2033
01:34:26,625 --> 01:34:31,046
Someone told me that if you sit
in the question long enough,
2034
01:34:31,088 --> 01:34:33,215
the answer finds you.
2035
01:34:34,133 --> 01:34:36,385
And the answer is...
2036
01:34:37,803 --> 01:34:41,098
I don't want to keep making
the same mistakes over and over.
2037
01:34:43,100 --> 01:34:45,811
I want something different.
2038
01:34:51,233 --> 01:34:54,445
Come here.
2039
01:35:00,117 --> 01:35:02,828
So, I'm guessing
no romantic duet.
2040
01:35:04,663 --> 01:35:06,331
- Hey. -Kat!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
2041
01:35:06,373 --> 01:35:07,892
- That's Kat Valdez.
- Kat! Kat, wait! -Over here!
2042
01:35:07,916 --> 01:35:10,586
- Where you going?
- Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh?
2043
01:35:10,627 --> 01:35:11,587
Peoria.
2044
01:35:11,628 --> 01:35:13,964
- I'll get you a plane.
- No.
2045
01:35:14,006 --> 01:35:15,799
I want to do this
by myself, okay?
2046
01:35:15,841 --> 01:35:17,736
- Can't be that hard.
- Kat, come on.
2047
01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:19,446
- Kat, where you headed?
- How about another shot?
2048
01:35:19,470 --> 01:35:21,055
Take me to the airport.
2049
01:35:21,096 --> 01:35:22,431
Bye!
2050
01:35:22,473 --> 01:35:24,099
Hey.
2051
01:35:24,141 --> 01:35:25,726
That's not our car.
2052
01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:31,315
Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez?
2053
01:35:31,356 --> 01:35:33,108
Oh, my God. Kat Valdez?
2054
01:35:33,150 --> 01:35:34,985
You're right.
What's she doing here?
2055
01:35:36,487 --> 01:35:39,239
Sorry. The last
connecting flight to Peoria
2056
01:35:39,281 --> 01:35:41,492
is through Chicago,
but it's all sold out.
2057
01:35:41,533 --> 01:35:42,951
If you fly tomorrow...
2058
01:35:42,993 --> 01:35:45,162
Tonight. It has to be tonight.
2059
01:35:45,204 --> 01:35:47,247
The Mathalon will be over
by noon tomorrow,
2060
01:35:47,289 --> 01:35:49,541
and I promised I'd be there.
2061
01:35:52,211 --> 01:35:56,465
I will give anyone $5,000 for
their standby slot to Chicago.
2062
01:35:56,507 --> 01:36:00,302
It's illegal. You can't buy
someone else's ticket.
2063
01:36:00,344 --> 01:36:01,929
- You can't?
- Kat.
2064
01:36:01,970 --> 01:36:04,640
Did you know it's illegal
to buy someone else's ticket?
2065
01:36:04,681 --> 01:36:06,642
Uh, yeah. Everyone does.
2066
01:36:06,683 --> 01:36:08,727
Now, I can't get you a plane,
2067
01:36:08,769 --> 01:36:10,938
but we got you
the last available ticket.
2068
01:36:10,979 --> 01:36:12,189
It's in coach.
2069
01:36:12,231 --> 01:36:13,941
- You're a lifesaver.
- Yeah, yeah.
2070
01:36:13,982 --> 01:36:16,402
Tell me that
after you get there, okay?
2071
01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:19,238
So, there's your passport
and some money.
2072
01:36:19,279 --> 01:36:21,281
Go find your answer.
2073
01:36:24,159 --> 01:36:26,745
- Okay.
- Go on.
2074
01:36:26,787 --> 01:36:28,372
Bye.
2075
01:36:29,957 --> 01:36:31,726
Ladies and gentlemen, due to
2076
01:36:31,750 --> 01:36:33,436
freezing weather conditions
and some strong headwinds,
2077
01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:35,379
we will be in flight
a little longer than usual,
2078
01:36:35,421 --> 01:36:37,381
but we will get you there
by morning.
2079
01:36:37,423 --> 01:36:39,133
Excuse me, miss.
2080
01:36:39,174 --> 01:36:41,677
I'd like to buy champagne
and caviar for the whole flight.
2081
01:36:41,719 --> 01:36:44,388
I'm sorry. We only have
ham wraps, cheese cubes
2082
01:36:44,430 --> 01:36:45,848
and Michelob ULTRA.
2083
01:36:45,889 --> 01:36:48,475
Okay, well, then ham wraps
and Michelob ULTRA.
2084
01:36:50,227 --> 01:36:52,396
What about the cheese cubes?
2085
01:36:52,438 --> 01:36:54,565
Sure.
Cheese cubes, too. Why not?
2086
01:36:54,606 --> 01:36:59,445
Um, also, who wants to sell me
a very heavy winter coat?
2087
01:37:01,071 --> 01:37:04,700
Uh, the answer is nine?
2088
01:37:04,742 --> 01:37:06,910
That answer is correct.
2089
01:37:06,952 --> 01:37:09,121
This round goes
to the Coolidge Pi-thons.
2090
01:37:09,163 --> 01:37:10,247
Nice, Esther.
2091
01:37:10,289 --> 01:37:11,623
Good job.
2092
01:37:11,665 --> 01:37:13,751
Go, Esther!
2093
01:37:17,796 --> 01:37:19,757
Where are the people
with the cars?
2094
01:37:19,798 --> 01:37:21,633
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a phone charger?
2095
01:37:21,675 --> 01:37:23,010
- I-I need...
- No. Sorry.
2096
01:37:23,052 --> 01:37:24,136
- I do.
- You...
2097
01:37:24,178 --> 01:37:26,221
Colin called me, so...
2098
01:37:26,263 --> 01:37:27,723
Is Charlie here?
2099
01:37:27,765 --> 01:37:30,059
You know, I didn't tell him
I was coming.
2100
01:37:30,100 --> 01:37:33,103
I didn't want to screw with him
on the big day, in case...
2101
01:37:34,063 --> 01:37:36,899
You know, he's not good
with the back-and-forth,
2102
01:37:36,940 --> 01:37:40,319
so I got to ask you, Kat,
are you...
2103
01:37:42,529 --> 01:37:44,865
Is this for real?
2104
01:37:45,741 --> 01:37:47,743
Well, I walked out on Fallon
2105
01:37:47,785 --> 01:37:50,704
to freeze my toes off
in Peoria, so...
2106
01:37:52,831 --> 01:37:54,541
Excellent point.
2107
01:37:54,583 --> 01:37:56,418
I called an Uber.
2108
01:37:57,211 --> 01:37:58,670
47 minutes?
2109
01:37:58,712 --> 01:38:00,047
What?
2110
01:38:00,089 --> 01:38:01,256
We're not gonna make it.
2111
01:38:01,298 --> 01:38:02,716
Didn't they already start?
2112
01:38:02,758 --> 01:38:04,843
Should we hitch a ride?
I don't know what...
2113
01:38:04,885 --> 01:38:07,638
Wait!
2114
01:38:11,392 --> 01:38:15,437
This woman,
this superstar, this icon,
2115
01:38:15,479 --> 01:38:17,940
has flown in coach in stilettos
2116
01:38:17,981 --> 01:38:20,859
to win back the unlikely
love of her life,
2117
01:38:20,901 --> 01:38:24,279
who, against all odds,
she loves.
2118
01:38:24,321 --> 01:38:25,948
And he loves her.
2119
01:38:25,989 --> 01:38:27,241
He does, right?
2120
01:38:27,282 --> 01:38:28,909
Completely.
2121
01:38:28,951 --> 01:38:32,746
The next thing you say will
forecast not just their future
2122
01:38:32,788 --> 01:38:35,290
but the future of-of anyone
who ever believed
2123
01:38:35,332 --> 01:38:37,126
in the magic of a leap of faith.
2124
01:38:37,167 --> 01:38:40,129
- Look...
- She'll give you a thousand dollars.
2125
01:38:40,170 --> 01:38:42,548
The answer is 15.
2126
01:38:42,589 --> 01:38:43,983
The answer is correct.
2127
01:38:44,007 --> 01:38:46,218
- Five points, Trinity Numerators.
- Yes!
2128
01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:47,636
Yes! Get 'em!
2129
01:38:48,429 --> 01:38:49,638
Congratulations.
2130
01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:50,931
After a break,
2131
01:38:50,973 --> 01:38:53,016
we're moving
to a sudden-death round
2132
01:38:53,058 --> 01:38:54,643
between the
three-time champions,
2133
01:38:54,685 --> 01:38:56,729
- Trinity Numerators...
- Yes!
2134
01:38:56,770 --> 01:38:59,523
...and the first-time finalists,
Coolidge Pi-thons.
2135
01:39:01,567 --> 01:39:02,651
Sudden death.
2136
01:39:02,693 --> 01:39:04,153
Ooh. Blast off.
2137
01:39:04,194 --> 01:39:08,031
First up, Lou Gilbert
for the Coolidge Pi-thons.
2138
01:39:08,073 --> 01:39:09,742
Choker better pray.
2139
01:39:09,783 --> 01:39:11,493
Shut up.
2140
01:39:13,579 --> 01:39:15,122
You laughing at that?
2141
01:39:15,164 --> 01:39:16,832
Look...
2142
01:39:16,874 --> 01:39:18,834
I don't want to embarrass you.
2143
01:39:18,876 --> 01:39:20,502
I know that's your daughter.
2144
01:39:20,544 --> 01:39:22,504
- Yeah?
- I saw her last year.
2145
01:39:22,546 --> 01:39:24,381
She's got stage fright.
2146
01:39:24,423 --> 01:39:26,508
My daughter's fine.
2147
01:39:26,550 --> 01:39:28,927
Look, I just think maybe
it would be easier on you
2148
01:39:28,969 --> 01:39:31,221
if you guys
just conceded the title.
2149
01:39:31,263 --> 01:39:32,973
- Concede?
- Mm-hmm.
2150
01:39:33,015 --> 01:39:34,808
- Give you the trophy?
- No.
2151
01:39:34,850 --> 01:39:37,895
It's more like you save
yourself from humiliation.
2152
01:39:37,936 --> 01:39:39,605
Huh?
2153
01:39:40,689 --> 01:39:43,233
Okay, huddle up. Here we go.
2154
01:39:43,275 --> 01:39:46,820
So, um, Coach Looney Tunes
over there wants to know
2155
01:39:46,862 --> 01:39:49,198
if we just want to concede
and give him the trophy.
2156
01:39:49,239 --> 01:39:51,200
- No!
- That doesn't even make sense.
2157
01:39:51,241 --> 01:39:52,951
- Yeah.
- Four in a row, baby.
2158
01:39:52,993 --> 01:39:56,580
How about we go show him
what the Pi-thons are all about?
2159
01:39:56,622 --> 01:39:58,207
Yeah!
2160
01:39:59,708 --> 01:40:01,543
Lou, you ready for this?
2161
01:40:02,920 --> 01:40:04,755
Watch me.
2162
01:40:06,090 --> 01:40:08,175
♪ ♪
2163
01:40:10,761 --> 01:40:12,197
This next answer will determine
2164
01:40:12,221 --> 01:40:15,516
whether the Coolidge Pi-thons
win the Mathalon.
2165
01:40:15,557 --> 01:40:16,809
Lou Gilbert.
2166
01:40:16,850 --> 01:40:18,727
- Yes, Lou.
- Go, Lou!
2167
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:25,859
Come on, Lou. -You got this.
2168
01:40:27,236 --> 01:40:29,822
- Come on, Lou. You got this.
- Come on, Lou.
2169
01:40:30,781 --> 01:40:34,284
A circle with perimeter eight pi
is inscribed in an ellipse
2170
01:40:34,326 --> 01:40:35,869
whose width is twice its height.
2171
01:40:35,911 --> 01:40:38,831
What is the area of the ellipse
in square units?
2172
01:40:41,917 --> 01:40:44,878
You know this.
Set your mind to it.
2173
01:40:44,920 --> 01:40:46,839
She's got it.
2174
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:48,632
Yeah, she...
2175
01:40:48,674 --> 01:40:51,593
Anyone know a good choke?
2176
01:40:51,635 --> 01:40:52,779
- Hey.
- Quiet, please.
2177
01:40:52,803 --> 01:40:54,221
Please respect the Mathalonians.
2178
01:40:57,474 --> 01:40:59,143
It's not fair.
2179
01:40:59,184 --> 01:41:00,394
Loser!
2180
01:41:08,610 --> 01:41:10,446
I tried to protect you
from this.
2181
01:41:10,487 --> 01:41:12,781
Stop it.
2182
01:41:12,823 --> 01:41:15,200
Stay with us, Lou.
2183
01:41:18,078 --> 01:41:20,789
Don't let it get in your head!
2184
01:41:20,831 --> 01:41:22,833
Lou.
2185
01:41:29,381 --> 01:41:31,550
What the hell is this?
2186
01:41:32,384 --> 01:41:34,178
Oh, my God.
2187
01:41:43,645 --> 01:41:45,564
You guys, it's over here!
2188
01:41:46,732 --> 01:41:48,192
Dork!
2189
01:41:48,233 --> 01:41:49,943
Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea.
2190
01:41:49,985 --> 01:41:51,612
Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert.
2191
01:41:51,653 --> 01:41:53,113
Yeah. Yeah.
2192
01:41:53,155 --> 01:41:55,115
You got it.
2193
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,993
Come on!
2194
01:42:06,043 --> 01:42:08,212
Come on. Objection.
He's counting.
2195
01:42:08,253 --> 01:42:10,172
He's dancing, you lunatic.
2196
01:42:11,256 --> 01:42:12,549
That's Kat Valdez.
2197
01:42:12,591 --> 01:42:14,802
Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die.
2198
01:42:15,594 --> 01:42:17,096
Come on. Come on.
2199
01:42:22,559 --> 01:42:24,603
I believe in you!
2200
01:42:28,565 --> 01:42:30,234
32 pi!
2201
01:42:31,902 --> 01:42:33,821
- The answer is correct.
- Yes!
2202
01:42:33,862 --> 01:42:35,572
But the timer's elapsed.
2203
01:42:35,614 --> 01:42:37,741
The Trinity Numerators retain
their national status.
2204
01:42:37,783 --> 01:42:39,326
We'll reconvene
2205
01:42:39,368 --> 01:42:42,538
- in ten minutes for the awards presentation.
- Yeah!
2206
01:42:42,579 --> 01:42:43,956
Hey, it's okay, Lou.
2207
01:42:43,997 --> 01:42:45,642
Four years in a row!
2208
01:42:45,666 --> 01:42:47,960
Four years in a row!
Four years in a row!
2209
01:42:48,001 --> 01:42:49,253
Hey. Hey.
2210
01:42:49,294 --> 01:42:51,380
I'm so proud of you.
2211
01:42:51,422 --> 01:42:53,966
- Dad, I lost again.
- No, it doesn't matter.
2212
01:42:54,007 --> 01:42:56,885
First of all, you got it right.
It was perfect.
2213
01:42:56,927 --> 01:42:59,221
But second of all,
you were just up there.
2214
01:42:59,263 --> 01:43:02,057
You stood up there,
and you were so brave.
2215
01:43:02,891 --> 01:43:04,184
I'm the one who should be crying
2216
01:43:04,226 --> 01:43:06,395
for the dancing I was doing.
2217
01:43:06,437 --> 01:43:08,605
You were great.
2218
01:43:09,773 --> 01:43:11,692
Thank you.
2219
01:43:13,026 --> 01:43:15,946
I love you, Dad.
2220
01:43:15,988 --> 01:43:18,157
You were amazing, Lou.
2221
01:43:18,198 --> 01:43:19,658
Really, I mean,
2222
01:43:19,700 --> 01:43:22,035
you took a shot
even though it was scary.
2223
01:43:23,495 --> 01:43:25,122
That's what matters.
2224
01:43:28,459 --> 01:43:31,295
Not everything adds up
the way you think it will.
2225
01:43:34,089 --> 01:43:37,760
You know, they say
if you want something different,
2226
01:43:37,801 --> 01:43:40,220
you have to do
something different.
2227
01:43:41,180 --> 01:43:43,682
What if we're just
too different?
2228
01:43:43,724 --> 01:43:46,268
What if we're not?
2229
01:44:24,056 --> 01:44:26,809
I'm fully blacking out
right now.
2230
01:44:26,850 --> 01:44:29,978
- Come on, Mr. G.
- Come on, Mr. G!
2231
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:31,647
You're leaving her hanging.
2232
01:44:31,688 --> 01:44:33,148
Come on, dude.
2233
01:44:33,190 --> 01:44:34,733
Dad.
2234
01:44:38,529 --> 01:44:41,698
Aw.
2235
01:44:48,455 --> 01:44:50,707
Ew.
2236
01:44:54,837 --> 01:44:57,047
Here we go.
2237
01:44:58,424 --> 01:45:00,843
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2238
01:45:00,884 --> 01:45:03,178
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
2239
01:45:03,220 --> 01:45:05,222
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2240
01:45:05,264 --> 01:45:06,765
♪ For the rest, the rest... ♪
2241
01:45:06,807 --> 01:45:08,392
♪ I never seen forever ♪
2242
01:45:08,434 --> 01:45:09,810
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2243
01:45:09,852 --> 01:45:11,478
♪ I never seen forever
in the wild ♪
2244
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:15,315
♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪
2245
01:45:16,775 --> 01:45:18,485
♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪
2246
01:45:18,527 --> 01:45:20,446
♪ Shelter from
a broken paradise ♪
2247
01:45:21,238 --> 01:45:22,698
♪ I couldn't dream it ♪
2248
01:45:22,740 --> 01:45:25,743
♪ Any better if I tried ♪
2249
01:45:26,910 --> 01:45:28,304
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
2250
01:45:28,328 --> 01:45:30,164
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Church bells ♪
2251
01:45:30,205 --> 01:45:31,850
- ♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
2252
01:45:31,874 --> 01:45:33,709
♪ Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing ♪
2253
01:45:33,751 --> 01:45:35,669
♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
2254
01:45:35,711 --> 01:45:36,879
♪ Baby ♪
2255
01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:38,839
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2256
01:45:38,881 --> 01:45:41,300
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
2257
01:45:41,341 --> 01:45:43,510
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2258
01:45:43,552 --> 01:45:45,721
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪
2259
01:45:45,763 --> 01:45:47,014
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪
2260
01:45:47,056 --> 01:45:49,099
♪ Ma-Ma-Ma-Marry me ♪
2261
01:45:49,141 --> 01:45:51,018
♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪
2262
01:45:51,060 --> 01:45:53,270
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-marry me... ♪
2263
01:45:53,312 --> 01:45:55,314
- Getting ready.
- Tanky.
2264
01:45:55,355 --> 01:45:57,566
- This is the calm... Oh, gee!
- Oh, no!
2265
01:45:57,608 --> 01:45:59,443
Tank!
2266
01:45:59,485 --> 01:46:01,945
- Okay, wait. Slower.
- He doesn't have teeth.
2267
01:46:01,987 --> 01:46:03,572
- Slower. Okay.
- He doesn't...
2268
01:46:03,614 --> 01:46:06,658
♪ Diamonds and a necklace,
everything else is off ♪
2269
01:46:06,700 --> 01:46:08,285
Good boy.
2270
01:46:08,327 --> 01:46:10,329
♪ Now he wanna bet
he can beat me to the bed... ♪
2271
01:46:10,370 --> 01:46:12,831
So, we met at Jimmy Fallon,
didn't we?
2272
01:46:12,873 --> 01:46:14,309
- Yeah.
- We didn't hook up at Fallon.
2273
01:46:14,333 --> 01:46:16,085
No, we had sex at Burning Man.
2274
01:46:16,126 --> 01:46:17,354
So, Kat made me come
to one of those...
2275
01:46:17,378 --> 01:46:18,837
Um, what are they
called again, babe?
2276
01:46:18,879 --> 01:46:20,023
- It's called a Mathalon, bro.
- Yes!
2277
01:46:20,047 --> 01:46:21,298
Oh, my God, it's so boring.
2278
01:46:21,340 --> 01:46:22,800
And what do you guys
do there again?
2279
01:46:22,841 --> 01:46:23,985
- It's this thing called, um...
- Math.
2280
01:46:24,009 --> 01:46:25,427
- Yes! Oh, my God.
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
2281
01:46:25,469 --> 01:46:26,863
I fell asleep just even
thinking about it, but...
2282
01:46:26,887 --> 01:46:28,222
She did.
2283
01:46:28,263 --> 01:46:30,849
- I-I met my most favorite person here.
- Mm.
2284
01:46:30,891 --> 01:46:32,434
We met at a party
as she was leaving.
2285
01:46:32,476 --> 01:46:33,953
And had I walked out
ten seconds earlier,
2286
01:46:33,977 --> 01:46:35,437
we never would've met.
2287
01:46:35,479 --> 01:46:37,123
And I bet you wish
that was the case sometimes.
2288
01:46:37,147 --> 01:46:39,691
Never.
2289
01:46:39,733 --> 01:46:41,485
I had a six-mile radius set,
2290
01:46:41,527 --> 01:46:44,029
and she definitely lived
more than six miles away.
2291
01:46:44,071 --> 01:46:46,031
Well, she wanted
to meet at 4:00 p.m.
2292
01:46:46,073 --> 01:46:47,950
Who meets at 4:00 p.m.?
2293
01:46:47,991 --> 01:46:51,245
When we met,
he was in a unitard.
2294
01:46:51,286 --> 01:46:52,996
She liked what she saw.
2295
01:46:54,498 --> 01:46:57,751
81 years ago, we were born
in the same hospital
2296
01:46:57,793 --> 01:47:00,754
two days apart, in diapers.
2297
01:47:00,796 --> 01:47:03,132
Here it is 81 years later,
2298
01:47:03,173 --> 01:47:05,134
and we're back in diapers again.
2299
01:47:05,175 --> 01:47:07,302
Oh, Charlie!
2300
01:47:07,344 --> 01:47:09,388
We met on a dating app,
but then,
2301
01:47:09,430 --> 01:47:11,432
uh, he invited me
on the second date,
2302
01:47:11,473 --> 01:47:13,726
um, camping in the woods,
and I was like,
2303
01:47:13,767 --> 01:47:15,436
"That seems unsafe...
2304
01:47:15,477 --> 01:47:17,438
- "so I'll go."
- Her friend told her not to go.
2305
01:47:17,479 --> 01:47:19,732
Yeah, but she did,
and it's been five years,
2306
01:47:19,773 --> 01:47:21,316
and she's still alive.
2307
01:47:22,401 --> 01:47:24,278
We met at a concert.
2308
01:47:24,319 --> 01:47:26,029
♪ Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' ♪
2309
01:47:26,071 --> 01:47:28,449
♪ I'm falling into you ♪
2310
01:47:28,490 --> 01:47:31,201
♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪
2311
01:47:31,243 --> 01:47:33,620
♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪
2312
01:47:33,662 --> 01:47:35,956
♪ When I'm with you,
feels like ♪
2313
01:47:35,998 --> 01:47:38,250
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2314
01:47:38,292 --> 01:47:40,836
♪ We're burning down
all the clocks ♪
2315
01:47:40,878 --> 01:47:43,213
♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪
2316
01:47:43,255 --> 01:47:45,340
♪ Block out the world tonight ♪
2317
01:47:45,382 --> 01:47:48,010
♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪
2318
01:47:48,052 --> 01:47:49,928
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2319
01:47:49,970 --> 01:47:52,181
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2320
01:47:52,222 --> 01:47:54,349
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2321
01:47:54,391 --> 01:47:57,227
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2322
01:47:57,269 --> 01:47:59,354
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2323
01:47:59,396 --> 01:48:01,815
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2324
01:48:01,857 --> 01:48:04,193
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2325
01:48:04,234 --> 01:48:06,653
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2326
01:48:06,695 --> 01:48:08,697
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
2327
01:48:08,739 --> 01:48:11,116
♪ Right here by the light
of the moon ♪
2328
01:48:11,158 --> 01:48:14,078
♪ Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' ♪
2329
01:48:14,119 --> 01:48:16,872
♪ I'm falling into you ♪
2330
01:48:16,914 --> 01:48:19,208
♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪
2331
01:48:19,249 --> 01:48:21,710
♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪
2332
01:48:21,752 --> 01:48:24,171
♪ When I'm with you,
feels like ♪
2333
01:48:24,213 --> 01:48:26,215
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2334
01:48:26,256 --> 01:48:28,884
♪ We're burning down
all the clocks ♪
2335
01:48:28,926 --> 01:48:31,220
♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪
2336
01:48:31,261 --> 01:48:33,430
♪ Block out the world tonight ♪
2337
01:48:33,472 --> 01:48:35,891
♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪
2338
01:48:35,933 --> 01:48:37,935
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2339
01:48:37,976 --> 01:48:40,187
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2340
01:48:40,229 --> 01:48:42,481
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2341
01:48:42,523 --> 01:48:44,566
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2342
01:48:44,608 --> 01:48:47,653
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
- ♪ No-no-no, no-no... ♪
2343
01:48:47,694 --> 01:48:49,822
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2344
01:48:49,863 --> 01:48:52,199
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2345
01:48:52,241 --> 01:48:55,160
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2346
01:48:55,202 --> 01:48:57,830
♪ Na, na, na. ♪
2347
01:48:57,871 --> 01:49:00,624
♪ Got ocean views
from ceiling to the floor ♪
2348
01:49:00,666 --> 01:49:04,795
♪ Keep a milli by the bed,
a hundred more offshore-ore ♪
2349
01:49:04,837 --> 01:49:07,631
♪ Closets full of Louis
and Christian Dior ♪
2350
01:49:07,673 --> 01:49:11,301
♪ Picassos and van Goghs
that no one's seen before-ore ♪
2351
01:49:11,343 --> 01:49:14,805
♪ Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains ♪
2352
01:49:14,847 --> 01:49:17,933
♪ I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is ♪
2353
01:49:17,975 --> 01:49:19,435
♪ Every day and night ♪
2354
01:49:19,476 --> 01:49:21,478
♪ Live a life
filled with luxury ♪
2355
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:23,772
♪ Don't matter
when you're not with me ♪
2356
01:49:23,814 --> 01:49:25,065
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2357
01:49:51,508 --> 01:49:53,343
♪ Is this sentimental ♪
2358
01:49:53,385 --> 01:49:55,030
♪ To put all my money
just right where my heart is? ♪
2359
01:49:55,054 --> 01:49:56,513
♪ But, baby, you're special ♪
2360
01:49:56,555 --> 01:49:58,355
♪ No matter the cost,
I'm-a do it regardless ♪
2361
01:49:58,390 --> 01:50:01,477
♪ Let's take a jet, we're
riding out to Puerto Rico ♪
2362
01:50:01,518 --> 01:50:04,646
♪ Later we get the yacht,
head to Santo Domingo ♪
2363
01:50:04,688 --> 01:50:08,233
♪ And my body, papi,
es tu party ♪
2364
01:50:08,275 --> 01:50:11,612
♪ Now I'm flying,
you be the pilot ♪
2365
01:50:11,653 --> 01:50:15,199
♪ No questioning our love,
make my best days even better ♪
2366
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:18,160
♪ Long ain't long enough,
I'm looking at forever ♪
2367
01:50:18,202 --> 01:50:21,622
♪ Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains ♪
2368
01:50:21,663 --> 01:50:24,833
♪ I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is ♪
2369
01:50:24,875 --> 01:50:26,168
♪ Every day and night ♪
2370
01:50:26,210 --> 01:50:28,337
♪ Live a life
filled with luxury ♪
2371
01:50:28,379 --> 01:50:30,381
♪ Don't matter
when you're not with me ♪
2372
01:50:30,422 --> 01:50:31,840
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2373
01:51:46,457 --> 01:51:48,584
♪ All right, all right ♪
2374
01:51:52,921 --> 01:51:54,715
♪ Mamacita. ♪
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