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‐ So, Amanda Seyfried's pregnant,
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and Meryl Streep's character is dead?
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‐ Correct, and Cher plays
Meryl Streep's mother.
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‐ Cher is, like, four years older
than Meryl Streep. Hollywood is dumb.
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But, I'm so excited for our Greece trip.
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‐ Our official guide.
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‐ Oh. Now, I know what you do all day.
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"You're just a few days away
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from the best flight deals to Greece"?
‐ Oh.
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Yeah, I set up an alert on our phones that
will tell us the best time to buy tickets.
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‐ Is it possible to win a Nobel Peace
Prize for organizing my life?
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‐ I do it for the love,
not for the accolades.
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‐ You do it because you're insane,
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but I'm absolutely not complaining.
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‐ This is gonna be the best
30th birthday celebration
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in the history of friendship. Ouzo?
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That's a no‐zo for me.
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‐ We are doing this.
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‐ And to honor that, it is time
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for Mamma Mia 2...
‐ Knock, knock! Hi!
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‐ Here we go again.
‐ Sorry for the last‐minute pop‐in,
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but fresh nigiri waits for no one.
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You should really lock your door though.
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It's, like, too easy to get
into this building, Mads.
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‐ She's right, Mads. Very unsafe.
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Really opening yourself
to all sorts of intruders.
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‐ So, my father hired
this amazing sushi chef
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for these label people
who came over for dinner.
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Every dish is insane.
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There's actual gold shavings
on this yellowtail.
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Um, are you supposed to eat gold?
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Especially on fish. I feel like
that's immediate mercury poisoning.
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‐ Okay, I have to try it,
but I am so full.
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We ordered massive amounts of Greek
food to get in the mood for our trip.
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‐ Oh. Yeah, that's right.
You told me. I totally forgot.
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Wait, I'm totally
barging in on your night.
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I should go.
‐ Okay!
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I mean... no. Stay. Please.
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‐ Are you sure?
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Ooh! Ouzo!
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‐ I'm just so shocked.
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‐ It happened.
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He called me ma'am.
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I mean, sure,
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I was wearing sweatpants and, sure,
I had a Cheerio in my hair
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and was buying paper towels.
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But I mean, still, that's no excuse.
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To call me ma'am in broad daylight?
And no one stopped him.
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‐ That word should be stricken
from the language altogether.
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‐ I genuinely think
I'd rather be called a slut.
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‐ Maybe he was Southern!
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You're legally required
to say that in the South,
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- which is why I don't go there.
- No.
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He had a Valley accent.
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I was ma'amed by a kid from Reseda.
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Whatever, I'm over it now. It just
trauma I'll carry with me from now on.
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‐ Izzy, are you, ahem, doing okay?
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You know, after... everything.
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‐ Like a horrific breakup that you somehow
haven't mentioned more than once?
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‐ What? You guys, I'm completely fine.
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‐ Okay, well,
we're here for you if you need to vent,
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cry...
‐ Punch a cashier from Reseda.
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Sorry, moving on for real now.
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‐ I told you.
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I am the one who
broke up with Liam, remember?
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Okay? I am JLo,
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and he is every guy
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who's ever dated JLo.
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I'm completely fine!
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‐ Hey, ladies!
‐ Ruby.
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Again, no Madison.
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What'd you do with our girl?
‐ I kidnapped her,
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and sent her to my
lymphatic drainage masseuse.
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Have me arrested for making
people's lives amazing.
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‐ Can you do that?
‐ Speaking of,
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I already gave Madison hers,
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but I'm here to drop off a very
special surprise for you guys.
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‐ Oh my god, can someone film me?
I wanna do an unboxing video.
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‐ Open them.
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Oh my god!
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‐ Pink Summer Music and Arts Festival?
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‐ Shut up. These are VIP?
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‐ In a shock to absolutely no one,
I don't know what Pink Summer is.
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‐ It's an all‐female music festival in LA.
I used to go every year.
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Back in my Miss days.
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‐ Tickets sold out in,
like, under an hour.
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I can't believe we get to go! Ruby,
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thank you so much!
‐ Aw.
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‐ Seriously, these are sick.
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‐ Um, second completely
unshocking question from me...
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the pill?
‐ Oh, it's molly.
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Oh my god! VapoRub, body glitter,
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Pop Rocks, glow sticks.
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This is, like, a rave girl survival kit.
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‐ I haven't rolled in a minute.
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This is exactly what I needed to feel
young, fun, and un‐ma'am‐like.
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‐ Jules, you're in, right?
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‐ Um, ahem,
I think I'm gonna have to pass.
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Sorry, Ruby, it's just not my thing.
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I can barely finish a Benadryl.
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‐ Aw, Madison's gonna be so disappointed.
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She was really excited for you
to come with us. Keep it.
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‐ Mm, she'll live somehow.
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‐ I insist.
‐ Mm, I don't want it.
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It's just me, you,
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and a marathon on HGTV.
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You're the one who's missing out!
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What the...
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Wow! You look like a Bratz Doll
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won a beauty pageant at Burning Man.
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Thank you!
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What is that?
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‐ It's a party bus
full of your best friends.
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‐ A party bus?
‐ Ruby got one for us.
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Well, I'm glad the gifts
aren't getting excessive.
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Are there diamond‐encrusted
California rolls available on the bus,
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or do you have wait
till you get inside for that?
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‐ Okay, what is going on?
‐ Nothing,
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I'm just not into getting into a party bus
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to go to a music festival at 11 AM.
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‐ This is about Ruby, isn't it?
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‐ No! No.
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‐ Just say it.
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‐ Yeah! It's about Ruby.
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She's been zero to 100.
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The gifts, the showing up all the time.
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She makes all my Spidey senses tingle.
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‐ Look, I know she
comes on a little strong,
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but that's just her way of trying
to make friends. And she likes you.
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Look, I really want us
to experience this together.
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‐ This is her thing.
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We have Greece.
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I'm good, really.
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‐ Okay. Love you.
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‐ Love you.
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Look, I agree with you.
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It was extremely sweet of Madison
to come here to try to convince me.
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Is it working? The more time goes by,
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am I starting to regret not going?
You tell me.
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Hey!
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Listen up!
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This is your brain.
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And this is your brain on drugs.
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‐ Yeah. Bad. Heard that before.
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‐ And these are your
friends' brains on drugs...
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having a great time without you.
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‐ What now?
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‐ Not doing drugs with
your friends can cause FOMO.
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‐ Your friends are with me now, Jules.
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‐ The effects of FOMO are devastating.
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‐ So, you can just stay home.
On the couch!
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The effects of FOMO
will ruin your life. Come on!
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Lighten up! Do the right thing!
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Brought to you by the partnership
of a FOMO‐free America.
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‐ Fine, I'll go!
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‐ Happy Pink Summer Festival.
Uh, sorry to bother.
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Do you know where the VIP entrance is?
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‐ This is the VIP line. The general
admission line ends in Long Beach.
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‐ Stella, this is like
looking at a lioness
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who's been in captivity
and is now back in the wild.
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Music festivals
are my natural habitat.
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‐ Jules?
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‐ I'm here. Not a drill. I came.
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‐ What, you did? Jules is here!
‐ Yay!
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‐ But this line ends
in another area code,
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so, uh, it's gonna be a hot minute.
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She says she's stuck in line.
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‐ Jules, how long are you gonna be?
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‐ Uh, somewhere between
an hour and two years.
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‐ Perfect. Rozzi goes on at 4:00.
It's, like, 2:00 now,
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and the molly takes about an hour to hit.
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So, when you get to the front of the line,
take your pill, okay?
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That'll give you the perfect
amount of time to come and find us
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and have our rolls
sync up at the same time.
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‐ So, you are to drug trips what
Madison is to vacation itineraries?
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‐ Jules, this is me.
Who else in the world would you trust
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to shepherd you through this experience?
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‐ Fine. Okay, FOMO. I'll do it.
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‐ Jules is gonna do drugs!
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‐ Yes!
‐ Yes!
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‐ Okay, I'll see you
on the other side. Bye.
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‐ Hoo! Mm.
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Looks like it's time to take
my daily birth control pill,
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like a normal everyday woman.
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‐ You can just do drugs. No one cares.
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‐ Oh.
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Hey there.
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One VIP to the big show.
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‐ Um, it's not working.
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Uh,
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no, that's impossible.
My friends have the same wristband,
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and they're already inside.
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‐ Uh‐huh...
‐ Let me call them.
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I literally had full bars
five seconds ago. Shit.
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This is all Ruby's fault!
She gave me a bum wristband!
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You know what? This is exactly why
I told Madison about my Spidey senses.
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Now, I'm gonna be high on drugs
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with no friends and no shepherd,
completely by myself!
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Everybody calm down!
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Did everyone take theirs?
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‐ Done and done.
I also think I'm done with cheese.
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I don't think I can do cheese and molly.
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‐ I'm so excited. I feel like a teen.
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But like a hot troubled teen
played by someone who's 24.
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‐ Like a teen from Euphoria.
‐ Mm.
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Mads!
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Let's go to the artist tent. I wanna
introduce you to this band I rep,
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Cherry Mango. Very Tame Impala.
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I'm touring with her
and her band in Australia.
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‐ Yeah, I'd love to meet her.
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But we're just waiting for Jules.
She came!
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But, she's stuck in line.
‐ Oh my god, she did!
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Amazing. So happy she's coming.
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But, maybe we can pop by quickly?
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They have to sound check
soon at the other stage.
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‐ Go. It's all good.
She's probably still waiting.
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‐ Okay, we'll meet like in 45 minutes?
Right before Rozzi?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah!
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‐ I feel like now that I'm single,
I should probably hook up with someone.
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It is a music festival.
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‐ Yeah. I mean,
there's like two guys here,
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and I'm pretty sure
they're together, but hey.
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Your heart says rebound. Go get 'em.
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‐ Did either of them check me out at all?
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‐ Ah!
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Still no bars?
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What is this, the ocean floor?
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I got this amp thing.
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‐ Hi. Um,
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what band are you with?
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What?
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‐ Who's that little amp belong to?
Wh‐what band?
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‐ Uh, the Michelle...
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Carlton Dolls?
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‐ That sounds like you're
just combining, um,
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Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton,
and the Pussycat Dolls.
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‐ Honestly, sounds like a fun concept.
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‐ I‐‐ You're just...
‐ You're just a terrible liar!
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I gotta take you to festival jail.
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‐ What?
‐ Hands. Festival rules.
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I have to be somewhere.
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‐ I mean, is there one band
that you know of here?
245
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,643
Like, why do you even wanna be here?
246
00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:49,062
‐ For... the... vibe.
247
00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:50,938
‐ The vibe?
‐ Yeah, the vibes.
248
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,988
‐ What is this? I thought
we were going to the EDM tent
249
00:12:57,988 --> 00:12:59,864
with the DJ girl who throws pies.
250
00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:01,323
‐ Shh!
‐ You need to hear this.
251
00:13:02,951 --> 00:13:05,578
Just listen, okay? This song is amazing.
252
00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,455
She's singing about her breakup.
253
00:13:41,865 --> 00:13:44,576
Alright, I'm putting you in here.
254
00:13:44,576 --> 00:13:47,578
Go ahead. I'll let you out
when the last band plays.
255
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,373
‐ Please, if you just
let me go to the VIP tent
256
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:52,959
and find Madison Maxwell,
she can clear all this up.
257
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,168
‐ St. Vincent.
258
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,671
Angel Olsen. Vagabon. Mitski.
259
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:59,716
There's literally a‐a cavalcade
of female artists
260
00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:01,592
you could've chosen, but no! Not one!
261
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,052
I'm not upset
262
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:06,222
that you tried to sneak in.
I'm upset at how badly you tried.
263
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:09,392
It's embarrassing! It's herstory!
You gotta do better!
264
00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:11,394
Sarah McLachlan, I would've taken.
265
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:12,854
I would've accepted it.
She's not even here!
266
00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:14,898
She's not even here.
267
00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:22,780
‐ I'm Zelda.
268
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,200
‐ Like the video game?
269
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,909
‐ My parents are millennials,
270
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,703
and nerds, so yes.
271
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,331
What are you in for?
272
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:33,625
My VIP pass didn't work,
273
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,543
and my phone had no service,
274
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:38,129
so I tried to sneak in to meet up
with my friends before I get...
275
00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:39,463
Uh, how old are you?
276
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:40,423
‐ 17.
277
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,927
‐ That's probably old enough.
Before I get very high.
278
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:49,139
What are you in for?
‐ One of my friends
279
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,308
snuck in a sunscreen bottle
of Malibu rum,
280
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,394
and we were passing
it around. It was gross.
281
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:57,190
‐ To be fair, it normally tastes
like sunscreen, so... Go on.
282
00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,359
‐ Then security came, and they ditched me,
283
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:02,445
like the worst friends of all time,
so that I'd be the one to get busted.
284
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:05,240
‐ Are you sure
they ditched you on purpose?
285
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,826
‐ They've all been jealous of me
ever since I started dating Denver.
286
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:11,413
He's a freshman at UCLA.
287
00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:14,791
God, I'm so getting new friends
as soon as I get into college.
288
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:18,461
Honestly, I'm thinking of going
to UCLA where Denver goes.
289
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,088
‐ Couple things. Don't do that.
290
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,548
Any of that.
291
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:25,427
As someone 100 years older than you,
trust me.
292
00:15:25,427 --> 00:15:26,927
Don't ditch your friends for a guy.
293
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,556
‐ Yeah, but Denver's different.
He's, like, really cool.
294
00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:32,475
‐ Yeah, he isn't. But even if he is,
295
00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:34,936
it doesn't matter. Your friends do.
296
00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:37,187
I made this mistake once,
and I almost lost mine.
297
00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:40,942
‐ But, they ditched me.
How do I know I can trust them?
298
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,696
‐ Yeah, that's tough.
299
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,158
I almost didn't come today because
I didn't trust my best friend's judgment.
300
00:15:49,158 --> 00:15:51,161
‐ About what?
‐ About this girl
301
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:52,870
who makes it pretty hard to do that,
302
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:56,081
but that's how friends work.
Even if it's hard,
303
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,626
you trust each other and you show up,
304
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,253
give each other the benefit of the doubt.
305
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,423
‐ I guess.
306
00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:05,424
But even if I wanted to make up with them,
307
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,427
we're stuck in here, so...
308
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:11,639
Wait, where'd she go?
309
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,479
‐ I think this is our opening.
We should make a run for it.
310
00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:19,563
‐ Well yeah, except we're both zip‐tied.
311
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,982
Are you in the circus?
‐ Nah, I'm just 17.
312
00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:28,197
‐ Bless your rubber baby bones.
‐ Shh!
313
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,450
I'm running out of time.
314
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,786
I've got 20 minutes
before the drugs hit.
315
00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:34,412
Okay, that's not happening.
316
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,211
‐ I see through what you're trying to do,
and I told you guys
317
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:44,047
I am not in mourning.
I do not need to cry.
318
00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:46,716
‐ Okay, I'm just worried about you.
It's not good to bottle up your feelings
319
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:49,219
about this breakup,
unless you're really honestly okay.
320
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:52,264
‐ Stella!
‐ Marigold!
321
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,811
‐ It's Stella.
You literally just called my name.
322
00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,522
‐ Stella!
323
00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:02,816
‐ Yeah, you are tripping.
324
00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:05,192
Well, hard to say.
325
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,820
We did a Kambo ceremony,
then some ketamine pops.
326
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,823
‐ Oh.
‐ What are those words?
327
00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:12,032
‐ Uh, Kambo is from
an Amazonian tree frog,
328
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,951
and ketamine is from a drug dealer.
329
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,703
‐ You want a K‐pop?
330
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:18,038
‐ You know what? I'm on so much
shit already, but thank you.
331
00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:26,298
‐ You've really lived a life.
‐ Yeah.
332
00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:31,176
‐ Wow, can't believe we got away.
333
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,262
I never get away! With anything ever!
334
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:36,557
‐ I think I'm just gonna get outta here.
Denver's probably really worried about me.
335
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:39,853
‐ I thought we escaped to find your
friends. My wisdom meant nothing to you?
336
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:42,689
‐ How are we supposed to find them?
There's, like, a billion girls here.
337
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:43,898
That all look the same.
338
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,359
We need a better vantage point.
339
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,612
I have an idea.
340
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,489
So, just grab something,
341
00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:54,491
and pretend you know what you're doing.
‐ That's your plan? Hijinks?
342
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,202
This is very retro '90s sitcom.
‐ Okay,
343
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,205
please don't use "retro" and "'90s"
in the same sentence.
344
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,711
Okay, let's try this again.
345
00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:08,839
‐ Hold up. Who are you two?
346
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:11,509
‐ Uh, we're with the band. With, uh‐‐
‐ Bleached.
347
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,311
‐ Teenage girls really do like
to dress like individuals
348
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:25,231
in the exact same way.
‐ Oh my god, I think I see them.
349
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:27,192
Madeline! Claire! Up here!
350
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:29,861
There she is!
351
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:32,197
‐ Awesome, we found them.
Alright, let's go.
352
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:35,241
‐ Hey there.
‐ Holy shit.
353
00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:37,160
You're the Clavin Sisters.
You're Bleached.
354
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,536
‐ You're Bleached.
‐ Yep.
355
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:40,579
‐ Uh, well, we should get out of your way.
356
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,748
‐ What are your names?
357
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:44,334
‐ Oh, I'm Jules, and this is Zelda.
‐ Cool.
358
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,461
Well, we have to go on now.
You can stay here if you want.
359
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,463
‐ Oh my god, yeah! Yes.
360
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,173
‐ Oh! Okay.
361
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,759
‐ Hey, Los Angeles. We're Bleached,
362
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:55,345
and these are our new friends,
Jules and Zelda.
363
00:19:33,008 --> 00:19:34,384
‐ That was insane!
364
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:37,011
I cannot believe you just
sang with freaking Bleached!
365
00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:39,763
We are so, so, so sorry.
We didn't mean to leave you
366
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,849
I thought you were right behind us,
and then you were gone.
367
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,143
‐ Yeah, we were so worried.
368
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:47,439
‐ Okay. Reunited, and it feels so good.
Warms my elderly heart.
369
00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:49,566
I really do have to find my friends
370
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:52,568
before I burst into a cloud of glitter
or whatever this drug does.
371
00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:54,613
‐ Thank you.
372
00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:56,615
‐ Don't make me cry. I already feel old.
373
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,288
‐ I wonder where Jules could be.
374
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,539
‐ We should go.
375
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,209
‐ No, it's okay. Stella and Izzy
went ahead to get us a good spot.
376
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,462
‐ I made it!
‐ Oh my god!
377
00:20:12,881 --> 00:20:14,257
‐ You made it!
378
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,301
‐ Thanks for doing this, Ruby.
It was really cool of you.
379
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:18,510
Aw, thanks, Jules.
380
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,971
‐ I'm so happy you got here.
381
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:23,849
‐ I gotta swing by the other stage,
but I just wanted to say
382
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,435
I'm so excited to have
you on board, Madison.
383
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,020
Australia's gonna be dope.
384
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,730
‐ No, it was so nice meeting you.
385
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,191
‐ Likewise. Mm‐hmm.
‐ Talk soon?
386
00:20:34,903 --> 00:20:37,239
‐ Wait, what? What did she say? Australia?
387
00:20:37,239 --> 00:20:40,741
‐ Well, it all just happened.
I‐I was gonna talk to you.
388
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,535
Cherry is repped by Hillslope,
389
00:20:42,535 --> 00:20:45,329
so Ruby is going on her
Australian tour next month,
390
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:48,791
and they wanna travel
with someone to cover publicity, so...
391
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:51,502
‐ Next month?
What does that mean for Greece?
392
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,505
‐ Well, it means...
393
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,883
I guess I can't go.
394
00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:05,474
‐ Wait, so you're just canceling our
birthday trip? That was your idea.
395
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:08,979
‐ This is a work thing. You know I need
to get my career back on track by 30.
396
00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:10,689
‐ Yeah, I know you think you need that,
397
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,148
and you're still fixated on it apparently.
398
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:16,778
What happened to letting go
and making space and new us?
399
00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:19,823
‐ This is an insane opportunity
that I'm afraid to miss out on.
400
00:21:19,823 --> 00:21:22,409
I mean, this could lead to
a position at Hillslope permanently.
401
00:21:22,409 --> 00:21:24,702
‐ I can't believe this.
Ruby planned this whole thing!
402
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:26,621
‐ Okay, don't blame Ruby
because you're mad at me.
403
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,761
It's really fucked up, Jules.
404
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:44,722
You don't trust me.
405
00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:46,516
No.
406
00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:49,810
I don't trust her.
407
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,730
My wristband didn't work.
408
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,772
She is trying to come between us.
409
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,442
God, your eyes are so...
410
00:21:56,442 --> 00:21:58,068
pretty right now!
411
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:02,240
‐ Your hair is so shiny.
412
00:22:05,285 --> 00:22:08,203
You're jealous, and you don't have to be!
413
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:11,415
‐ I'm so mad right now,
414
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:13,460
but I just wanna hug you!
415
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,836
‐ I am also mad,
416
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,923
but I'm so smiley!
417
00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,884
Mads, Jules...
418
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:26,263
Come on, we're gonna miss Rozzi!
419
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:32,019
Rozzi...
420
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:40,778
‐ So, you feeling it yet?
421
00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:43,240
Hm... I think so.
422
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,032
I feel like I'm swimming,
423
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,535
but, like, in my lip gloss.
‐ Hm.
424
00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:50,454
I know. Feels amazing.
425
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:56,126
‐ It does?
‐ Totally.
426
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,587
So good.
‐ Wait, wait.
427
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,800
I saw you leave this on the party bus.
428
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,510
I think on purpose,
429
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,806
and you've kinda been
lying to everybody all day.
430
00:23:07,806 --> 00:23:09,932
You lied to your druggie friends, too.
431
00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:12,935
‐ Uh, yeah...
432
00:23:14,688 --> 00:23:18,316
‐ What's going on? I thought
you loved being a magical drug fairy.
433
00:23:18,316 --> 00:23:19,692
‐ Oh, I do!
434
00:23:19,692 --> 00:23:22,237
I do... I‐I did...
435
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,574
But, then I thought about
being too hungover tomorrow.
436
00:23:25,574 --> 00:23:28,785
You know, and I'm going to
the beach with Liv and Bruno,
437
00:23:28,785 --> 00:23:31,538
and I just don't wanna
miss out on it, you know?
438
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,335
‐ Oh my god!
439
00:23:37,335 --> 00:23:40,422
It's all so fucked up!
440
00:23:41,006 --> 00:23:43,674
Liam... I'm so fucked up!
441
00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:46,845
D‐did you not take your pill either?
442
00:23:46,845 --> 00:23:48,930
‐ I did take it. It's just my sadness
443
00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:50,848
is stronger than the drugs.
444
00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:54,184
Oh my god, I've been lying to you!
445
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:56,813
‐ Okay. It's okay.
‐ It's fucked up!
446
00:23:56,813 --> 00:23:59,356
‐ Let it out, okay?
‐ I'm so stupid.
447
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:02,234
No, no, no.
448
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:03,653
Do you wanna take another one?
449
00:24:11,744 --> 00:24:14,163
What's up, ladies!
450
00:24:14,914 --> 00:24:16,708
Hey Pink, I'm Rozzi!
451
00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,835
This one's for all
the best friends out there.
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