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♪
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JULES:
I'm being latteshamed.
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The uncaffeinated masses are
staring at me. Should we move?
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What? No!
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Why would you feel guilty for having
your shit together and getting here early?
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But seriously, Jules, today is the start
of a new chapter for both of us.
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You are the righthand woman at Woöm,
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and I'm starting my own PR company,
of which I am CEO and founder.
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Personally, I think
you were born for this.
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You came out of utero
in a teenytiny power blazer.
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We are about to have a fucking moment.
I know.
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I have decided to care.
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I am tearing up.
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I'm gonna work hard at this righthand
woman thing and see where it takes me,
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even if it takes me to the very top.
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I am fullon crying.
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Um
Inside. And you know what?
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I am not even upset that
you are being mentored
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by the exwife of the man
who broke my heart,
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crushed it to pieces,
and threw it in a fire.
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Alright. I gotta get to my meeting.
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My first potential client is a TikTok star
who wants to be the next Chalamet.
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And I've got the PowerPoint path to
the next peacheating star right here.
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Well, ticktock. You better get there
before he turns 20 and he's old news.
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Aw. You've got the face of an angel
and the jokes of an uncool dad.
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Love you.
Love you.
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[ I've Got Me by VALA playing]
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♪ I used to wish I could
walk down the street ♪
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♪ With somebody that I could call baby ♪
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♪ Telling myself I need
some kind of lover to save me ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ But I cut loose
from that sinking stone ♪
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♪ 'Cause I know, yeah, I know ♪
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♪ Yeah, I know ♪
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♪ I don't need anyone... ♪
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Ugh.
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[whirring, crash]
Oof!
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[gasping]
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Asshole!
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♪
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♪ theme song plays ♪
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IZZY:
Jules, you're, like, a big deal now.
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I mean, with the Alisons gone, we're
basically the senior girls around here,
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so the newbies are gonna be
looking at us to set the tone.
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Jules, this is Sky,
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our associate director of branding,
and this is Q
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on our editorial team.
Hi, it's nice to meet you.
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So, Sky,
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Q, here's the deal.
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And I'm sure I speak for both
Jules and me when I say this...
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I'm less sure of that.
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It is really important to us that
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even though we're kind of a big deal,
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you guys feel comfortable
around here, right?
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Because I know, when you're new,
it can be really tempting
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to try to fit in or create
a fake name, you know?
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Did she just say fake name?
I kind of black out
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when that one's talking.
IZZY: Basically,
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just know that you guys
don't have to feel intimidated by us.
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Oh, I feel that not at all.
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Like... at all, so...
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Good morning, all.
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[sighs] Jules, next to me.
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Oh. Uh, yeah. [laughs]
CELESTE: As you all know,
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it is summer,
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which means that it is time
for the Woöm Beauty Guide.
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And the Beauty Guide
is the hallmark of the year.
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Like the Oscars when they were relevant.
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Every year,
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we break the guide down into
categories based on a theme.
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And this year's theme is Going Deep:
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an exploration of the human body
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and all the things that are wrong with it.
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We will break down the guide
with beauty products by body parts.
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Eyebrows, under eyes, nail beds...
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All the parts that have problems.
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SKY: Love her.
Obsessed.
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♪
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Jules, did you have any ideas?
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Remember, I want your input.
JULES: Um...
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I was thinking, in addition to
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body parts, it might be nice
to include a section on...
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inner beauty.
CELESTE: Oh.
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Someone recently sent me samples for
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a line of skin care products that you eat.
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It's like a moisturizing from within idea.
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That's sort of what I meant except
actually very different from that.
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I was thinking more like a list
of things that make you feel good.
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Um, book recommendations,
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the best meditation app,
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organizations you can donate to and...
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get involved?
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♪
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Interesting.
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I want you to put together
a onesheet for me on that.
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Oh, and Jules, you'll have to sample
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all the products that come in to
make sure they're up to Woöm standards.
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We have a glam team
coming in to help you with that.
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Back to the list.
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Thumbs.
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This is the CA for all of VQBC's
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private COs internationally.
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They wanna see basis points
and ETFs for all 219.
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So basically, they want
a P/E ratio for the blue chips
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in European and Asian markets.
By tomorrow.
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That intern life.
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Sorry not sorry.
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Got it.
INTERN ADVISOR: [laughs] Dude,
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I just dropped a load of work
on the new intern's desk.
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That's the only load
you're gonna drop on her.
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She kinda does look like that
stripper we met in Vegas, right?
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[sighs] She's hot.
Yeah.
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What's with the red suit?
It's like, yeah.
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All chicks are obsessed with AOC.
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We get it.
[laughs]
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STELLA:
Actually,
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it's more her takingnoshit
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than the styleinspo for me.
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But, thank you so much for noticing.
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Oh, and could you boys keep it down?
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Some of us are working. Sorry.
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Not sorry.
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♪
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[change clatters]
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You think I'm panhandling? This top?
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It's from Zara!
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[sighs]
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You have never looked more flawless.
[shutter snaps]
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Holy shit. This is incredible!
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Really?
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Fine, I'll give you a onetime post pass.
Hurry though.
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I could change my mind at any second.
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Ugh, I wish I could.
I just can't post right now
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because of Rancoon.
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What's that now?
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He's the elephant that's
stuck in a ditch in Soweto.
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How have you not seen this?
It's trending globally.
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Oh, do people her age not have phones?
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Maybe.
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JULES:
Wow, this is serious public outcry.
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I do need this for my casket photo though.
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I'm still very confused about why
you can't post this very rare glory.
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There's an unwritten rule that
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it's kind of a bad look
to post personal joy
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in the face of global tragedy.
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It's the same reason
I've been waiting forever
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to officially post me
and Liam as a couple.
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First, there was the pandemic,
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and then there was like
the social justice stuff,
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and the election, and now it's Rancoon.
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It's just, like,
really not the right time to show off.
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You get it.
[phone vibrating]
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So, how'd it go?
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Oh.
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A what?
A robot!
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Yeah, it was awful.
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I pushed the meeting another hour,
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but I need to borrow your iPad,
so I can do my presentation.
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Okay, I'll be right there.
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I have to go meet Madison.
She got hit by a robot.
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Her day is not awesome.
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♪ Two, three, hit it ♪
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♪
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♪ Respect, bitch, respect ♪
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Madison!
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Madison?
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Jules!
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[tires screech]
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I don't have insurance!
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[rumbling]
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[gasping]
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JULES: Madison!
You look like you got hit by a bus!
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What's going on? What happened now?
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[sniff] Colin is engaged.
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I am so sorry!
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Fuck him! And, honestly,
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pretty bad look to post your engagement
when Rancoon is lying in a ditch.
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MADISON:
[gasps] Oh, thank you.
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Wait, I have to go.
I have to get to this meeting.
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Um, maybe you should
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just call and postpone.
No. I can't.
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Wait, why do you look so hot?
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What? No!
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You're saying things. I'm regular.
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Okay, thank you. Love you. Bye.
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Love you...
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♪
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[gasps]
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Anything I can help you find today?
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Does this say,
"I'm sorry your day has been awful,
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but I love you and believe
you can accomplish anything"?
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It's a bamboo drawer organizer.
JULES: You're right.
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[whispers]
It's perfect.
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[sighs]
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♪ music playing over speakers ♪
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Jules?
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[laughs]
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Wes? Uh, I...
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That's crazy. I didn't see you.
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You were, uh, hiding behind
a stack of containers
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that are made outta clear plastic, so, uh,
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I saw you.
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[laughs] Wow, um, so, uh,
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it's been forever.
WES: I know!
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Youyouyou look great.
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Likelike, really great actually.
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Thanks. Uh, I was just
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running some errands
before I go back to work.
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What is it that you are, uh,
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in the business of containing today?
Just a little,
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uh, pickmeup gift for my friend Madison.
How about you?
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Just some packing materials for Lucy,
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my
Girlfriend!
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Right. That you've been dating!
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II thought saw something
about that on the,
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mm, social media.
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She's, uh, my exgirlfriend now.
Technically.
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Oh really?! I mean, oh really?
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Yeah. Broke up
a few weeks ago, but, uh
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She moved in with me during quarantine,
so it's been a bit...
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challenging, uh, and complicated, um...
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But, finally helping her
move out to a friend's house.
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Mm. Well, ha,
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been there. [laughs]
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I mean, not there,
but, like, a similar thing.
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♪
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It's really wonderful
running into you. Uh,
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and thethe timing is actually
kindakinda crazy?
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Uh, because I've been...
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wanting to reach out,
but also, like, you know,
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waiting, um, until,
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um, II don't know.
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Right. Well...
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Yeah. [laughs]
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I mean...
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[nervous laugh]
Um...
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I'll text you. Soon.
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[exhales]
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Just do not look back.
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Stay this way. Look this way.
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That is very cool.
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[door closes, bell jingles]
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♪ rock music playing ♪
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Hi! Anyone work here?
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Who's asking?
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Bill, did you catfish another woman?
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Alright, listen.
Make a run for it, okay?
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He's not a 26yearold
from Manhattan Beach.
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Hm. I immediately like you.
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And not just 'cause
I hope you can get me a drink.
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Go ahead. We're doing a...
fun selfservice thing.
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Seriously?
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Have at it.
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Okay.
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This is the best thing
to happen to me all day.
256
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,322
[bottle clinking]
257
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,747
Your bottle work says former barback,
258
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,745
but your outfit says...
259
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,165
highpowered attorney
with something to prove?
260
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,416
Hm.
261
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,918
I actually have been a bartender before.
262
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,339
A house sitter, a dog walker,
263
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,878
and, one extremely dark summer,
264
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,632
a children's party princess.
265
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,553
Fun.
Yeah. Currently though,
266
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,802
I am interning at a bank down the street.
267
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,064
And as you can tell by
my wellbalanced lunch,
268
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,926
I have never been happier.
269
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,773
Really? Worse than party princess?
270
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,189
It's a mix of toxic masculinity
271
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,519
meets terminally boring.
272
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,444
Like Wolf of Wall Street,
273
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,203
but if instead of starring Leo,
it starred a...
274
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:19,356
guy from an insurance commercial.
275
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,084
I don't know.
Have you seen Jake from State Farm?
276
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,905
Man's got charisma for days.
277
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,411
I just actually got
a job that's impressive.
278
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,754
You know, the kind of job
that everyone else wanted.
279
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,172
That I thought I wanted.
280
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,458
But, here I am.
281
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,378
And here you are.
282
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,304
At Frank... Ginatra's.
283
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,353
Yep. My dad.
284
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,217
I got it because he died.
285
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,434
But, it's drowning in debt.
286
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,311
But don't worry 'cause I do have one offer
from some people that wanna buy it
287
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,113
and turn it into a...
288
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,776
dog nail salon
289
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,025
called Pupicures, so yay me.
290
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,027
[Stella laughs]
291
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,159
Mommy! Mommy!
I found a pill in the couch
292
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,868
in Grandpa's office!
Ah.
293
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,209
Well, that could just be a number
of fun things, couldn't it? Tell you what.
294
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,876
Why don't you let me have that one...
Who are you?
295
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,876
Uh, Stella. Who are you?
296
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,628
Bruno. I'm a dragon.
297
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,760
Cool. I'm a Sagittarius.
298
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,887
B, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you take my phone,
299
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,056
you can have some screen time
until we go home. Deal?
300
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,215
Rawr!
Rawr!
301
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,888
You have a kid?
Oh no.
302
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,273
I have a dragon.
303
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,105
[sighs] Thank you for that.
304
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,818
Better get going. Back to the bank.
305
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:39,819
Just remember.
306
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,820
You've already dealt with drunks
and tiny divas before.
307
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,913
And this job sounds like it's the...
worst of both worlds.
308
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,786
Thanks for the pep talk.
Good luck.
309
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,254
Stop looking at me, Bill.
I'm not letting you behind the bar.
310
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,503
[Bill groans]
311
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,630
[office chatter]
312
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,601
[sighs]
313
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,943
[phone vibrating]
314
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,692
[beeps]
Hello?
315
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,204
First of all, there's a group
text that I'm not on? Hurtful.
316
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,698
What? How?
317
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,328
You have my iPad.
I have your iPad.
318
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,328
Shit.
319
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,079
MADISON [on phone]:
Look, we are not canceling, Jules.
320
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,040
I'm feeling totally celebrational!
321
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,381
I just got out of the shower, and was
deciding how glam to go for our dinner.
322
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,667
[crunch] You know,
323
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,050
I feel like it's a oneshoulder top
kind of night.
324
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,588
Wait, we have to get dressed up?
Maybe I should cancel.
325
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,092
I'm hanging up. See you tonight.
326
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,469
[sighs]
327
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,519
[applause]
[woman laughing]
328
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:57,309
Is this a joke? Is everyone having
the greatest day ever except for me?
329
00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,234
Should we just go back to yours and
order in? I mean, we don't have to stay.
330
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,824
Honestly, the second girl
seemed more surprised
331
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,569
than happy. I give them a year.
332
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,871
I'm fine!
Look, Jules can barely have coffee
333
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,775
in front of other people
without feeling guilty.
334
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,294
She deserves to celebrate her promotion
335
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,445
without feeling bad that I cried
during a client meeting today.
336
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,914
Oh shit, you cried?
337
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,924
Like a single graceful tear or?
338
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,536
More like a quiet sob, I'd say.
339
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,633
Oh, incoming...
340
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,168
Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. I was finishing
a pitch thing for Celeste.
341
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,013
Oh shit! A pitch for what?
342
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,758
Look at you. That's so exciting.
343
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,680
Oh. Just some random thing.
344
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,059
And she didn't say anything
when I gave it to her,
345
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,846
so she probably won't even use it.
346
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,730
So, how was, um, the meeting?
347
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,556
So. Good. Great.
348
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:39,732
Very great good. Perfect.
So, so good. [forced laugh]
349
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,691
Oh. Great.
350
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,702
So great! You know what? Be right back.
I am gonna go check on our drinks.
351
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,528
[humorous grunt]
Ha!
352
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,117
So, how is she actually doing?
353
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,539
Full breakdown.
Worse than Rancoon.
354
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,248
I'd like to order a bottle of
champagne over to my table.
355
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,458
We're celebrating
my friend's promotion.
356
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,038
God, this is what I was worried about.
357
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,383
I just don't wanna make anything worse.
Like, you can't tell her
358
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,129
I ran into Wes today,
and he's breaking up with his girlfriend.
359
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,512
Wes is breaking up with his girlfriend?
360
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,888
You weren't gonna tell me?
361
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,507
Well, what's to tell?
Ththere's nothing to tell.
362
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,024
Just tell.
363
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,643
His exgirlfriend is moving out.
They broke up.
364
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,354
[scoffs] Holy...
365
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,944
JULES:
And he said he's gonna text me.
366
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,439
[Madison laughs]
367
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,148
Wow.
IZZY: I can't believe it.
368
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,823
You ran into Wes on
the same day you got promoted
369
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,373
and got a free makeover at work?
370
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,367
You're having a killer day!
371
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,332
Yep!
372
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,457
I am gonna just run to
the bathroom for some air.
373
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,300
I mean, to pee.
For some air while I pee.
374
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,550
Poor Madison...
375
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,428
♪
376
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,982
[office chatter, phones ringing]
377
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,346
Jules' stock is through the roof today!
378
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,233
It's up 20,000%
379
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,610
from the truly rock bottom
380
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,567
depressed era of last spring.
381
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,820
Madison's selfworth is plummeting!
382
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,700
Itit's bottoming out!
She's worth pennies at this point!
383
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,448
Okay, no, no, no! Don't panic!
384
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,750
Don't panic! Madison will be back.
Okay, she just had a bad day.
385
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,205
She is a blue chip. Trust me. I'm a blip!
386
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,036
I'll be back to negative
numbers in no time!
387
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,251
[phones ringing]
Just don't give up on her!
388
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,672
Seriously, she's my best friend!
389
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,671
I'll... I'll short myself!
I can fix this!
390
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:34,103
Ooh! Hi! Um, I know my best friend
ordered this, but send it back.
391
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,176
She's had a really bad day, and she
doesn't need to be reminded of my joy.
392
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,642
Look how good my hair looks.
393
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,482
I beg you, no champagne.
Let go of the bottle!
394
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,858
[both struggle]
395
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,645
[cork pops]
Oh!
396
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,732
That was for them, you psychopath.
397
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,028
MADISON:
A third couple?
398
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,699
What was there,
an article about this place?
399
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,449
Now, these two are gonna make it.
400
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,701
Check! Please! Please...
401
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,580
STELLA:
I'm sorry your day is shit, Madison.
402
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,344
But I promise you, this is a place
where we can drink
403
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,705
where no one will be
celebrating anything good.
404
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:11,433
Yes, I feel confident nothing good
has ever happened here.
405
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,801
So, you told people
I'm giving away free booze,
406
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,353
or you just miss me?
407
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,806
I hear you have a couch full of pills,
and we're looking to have a weird night.
408
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,848
Guys, this is Liv.
409
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,691
Liv, these are three women
410
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,856
in desperate need of some alcohol.
411
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,315
LIV: Alright.
I will take a large tequila soda,
412
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,066
hold the soda. Supersize me.
413
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,897
So, drunk fast.
414
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,068
Thank you.
Oh. Wow.
415
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,492
LIV: Okay.
MADISON: [sighs] Fuck.
416
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,414
Today sucked.
417
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,961
BILL:
You'd be prettier if you smiled.
418
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,289
What did you just say to her?
BILL: Dudes don't like angry chicks.
419
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,634
So, come on, honey. Gimme a little smile.
420
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,300
I'm gonna throw something!
Okay,
421
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,679
I know you did not just
tell this woman to smile.
422
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,466
This woman is the CEgoddamnO
423
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,931
of her own company, and she has talent
and brains coming out the wazoo.
424
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,143
And sure, she's had a shit day
and she's crying,
425
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,313
but she is a goddamn hero.
426
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,692
And she is not here to smile for you.
427
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,859
Well, why do you girls got all
dressed up and came to a bar?
428
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:14,489
I don't know why you quit your job in
the North Pole to get a meth problem,
429
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,908
but, hey, some things
are hard to understand.
430
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,992
Turn around.
431
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,619
[slow clap]
432
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,504
LIV:
Damn, girl. Y'all are crazy.
433
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,377
I like it.
434
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:33,379
♪
435
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,592
A bamboo drawer organizer?
What do you think?
436
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,506
That I'm lucky to have a best friend
437
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,774
who gets and loves me as
much as this says you do.
438
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:47,103
[sighs] I'm sorry I was so weird
and fake at dinner.
439
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,984
Look, I know I could just
be honest with you.
440
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,281
You were being weird?
I was being weird.
441
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:55,145
And you were right this morning. I have to
let myself feel deserving of good things,
442
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,913
even though that's hard for me sometimes.
443
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,565
Look, you just have
to know that your good day
444
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,334
will always make my bad
day better, not worse.
445
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,576
I promise.
IZZY: [yelps] You guys!
446
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,577
It's Rancoon. He's free.
447
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,923
That's amazing! Are you gonna
post a photo with Liam now?
448
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,923
I don't know. It still might not be,
like, the right time.
449
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,223
Izzy, do you think that
the real Rancoon in the room
450
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,047
might have nothing to do with an elephant?
451
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,392
Oh. What? Like,
452
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,718
I'm afraid to post a photo with Liam
453
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,104
because everyone will see that
he's a million times hotter than me,
454
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,601
and then they'll be like,
"Why is he dating her in the first place?"
455
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:29,864
No. [nervous laughs]
456
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,235
Seriously, if you didn't work at a bank,
I would offer you a job as a bouncer.
457
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:40,066
I mean, I wish I worked here.
This place is way more my style.
458
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,663
Okay, this is incredible.
I haven't channel surfed since 2006.
459
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,950
I mean, I quit paying for cable,
like, forever ago.
460
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,628
[gasps] Drag Race is on? Wait, okay,
461
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:53,335
can I just, like, come here on Fridays
and watch RuPaul live?
462
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:56,087
Until it's a dog nail salon, sure.
IZZY: Oh my god,
463
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,879
I cannot believe that guys
464
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,013
just get to show up at a bar
465
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,640
and watch sports for free,
like, whenever they want to.
466
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,178
This is genius.
467
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,765
Have you ever thought about renovating
this place instead of selling it?
468
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,440
Yeah, I don't think a new coat
of paint is gonna save this place.
469
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,439
Not just a coat of paint. I mean, like,
470
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,781
a whole new concept.
471
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,487
A bar with no meth Santas,
472
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,238
clean bathrooms,
473
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,740
rosé on tap.
474
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,041
You know, somewhere where you can
go where you're not getting hit on.
475
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,286
Somewhere where you can yell at the TV
476
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,708
while watching Bravo or The Bachelor.
477
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,594
Uh, I don't know what you
guys are talking about,
478
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,545
but I just heard the words
rosé and Bachelor
479
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:38,466
in the same sentence,
so yes to whatever that's for.
480
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,175
Hm. [laughs]
481
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,759
Wait, are you serious?
Yeah.
482
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,563
II don't care if a dumb bank internship
483
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:50,098
is what people think is
the big get. I hate it.
484
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,902
I went to business school
to become an entrepreneur.
485
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,438
And this could be my summer internship.
486
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,815
I mean, we could do it together.
487
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,115
Hm. I mean,
488
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:05,945
it would really, really
piss off my dead dad.
489
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,794
Telling him I was gay was good,
but this might top that.
490
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,375
You know what?
491
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,299
Fuck it. Let's do it.
492
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,795
[glasses clink]
493
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,796
♪ Strangers in the Dark by Delaney Jane ♪
494
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,314
MADISON:
Thanks.
495
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:32,063
♪ You tell me... ♪
496
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,560
I'll need it.
497
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:37,229
♪ I know you don't hear a thing ♪
498
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:44,569
♪ When I'm naked ♪
499
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:46,283
♪ With the lights on ♪
500
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,620
♪ And you always turn them off ♪
501
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:53,621
♪ Off, off, off... ♪
502
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,959
♪ When I first met you,
I had a boyfriend ♪
503
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,262
♪ We would talk more
than I did with him... ♪
504
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,256
[notification beep]
505
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,837
♪ Everything made sense ♪
506
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,392
♪ To a fire in the summer ♪
507
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,505
♪ Years go by and now you don't look ♪
508
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,063
♪ At me the same ♪
509
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,596
♪ No, you don't hear me when I say ♪
510
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,270
♪ I feel us fading ♪
511
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,938
Take that, you bag of dicks.
512
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:17,307
♪ Now, we're strangers in the dark ♪
513
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,324
[notification beep]
514
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,685
♪ Just who you are ♪
515
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:23,152
♪ Who you are ♪
516
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,783
♪ Who you are, can we ♪
517
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,660
♪ Go back to the start ♪
518
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:29,657
♪ When we were strangers in the dark? ♪
519
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,745
♪
520
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,670
♪ I swear, you stole my heart ♪
521
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,378
♪ I swear, you stole my heart ♪
522
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,393
♪ Tell you what I'm feeling... ♪
523
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,845
That's it. That's all my stuff.
524
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:53,018
You okay?
I'm totally fine.
525
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,016
[seat belt clicks]
Let's go.
526
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:57,937
[whirring]
527
00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,898
[smash, airbags pop]
528
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,028
Holy shit! Are you okay?
529
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,645
My right hand...
530
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,652
II think it's broken.
531
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,700
Fuck!
532
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:10,946
♪
533
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,951
♪ I swear you stole my heart ♪
534
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,957
♪ I swear you stole my heart ♪
535
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,168
♪ Can we go back to the start ♪
536
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:23,669
♪ When we were strangers in the dark? ♪
537
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:28,007
♪ I swear you stole my heart ♪
538
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,510
♪ From a friend to a lover
to a fire in the summer ♪
539
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,345
♪ To the sound to the color
to the feeling ♪
540
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,518
♪ When you know there
will never be another ♪
541
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,900
♪ No, there will never be another
from a friend to a lover ♪
542
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,356
♪ To a fire in the summer ♪
543
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:43,733
♪ To the sound to the color
to the feeling when you know ♪
544
00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:45,244
♪ There will never be another ♪
545
00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,528
♪ No, there will never be another ♪
546
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,779
♪
547
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:52,831
♪ That's where you stole my heart ♪
548
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,713
♪ That's where you stole my heart ♪
549
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,825
♪ Can we go back to the start ♪
550
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:02,422
♪ When we were
strangers in the dark? ♪
551
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:07,129
♪ That's where you stole my heart ♪
552
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,432
♪ From a friend to a lover
to a fire in the summer... ♪
553
00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:14,032
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