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- Darling, isn't it wonderful to be alone?
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- Oh, it certainly is, honey.
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And what a relief not to be bothered
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with those Laurels tonight.
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- Now we can have a nice, quiet evening.
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Nothing to mar our happiness.
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- Oh, papa!
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- It's the Laurels.
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- Well, what did you ask
them here for tonight?
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- I didn't ask them here tonight.
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I haven't seen them for two weeks!
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- Well, you must have!
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They wouldn't come here uninvited!
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- I tell you, I didn't invite them here!
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- Don't lie to me, you big lunk!
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- Don't you call me a lunk!
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Why, for two pence, I'd...
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Shh, we'll pretend we're not home.
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- Come on, come on.
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Can't you see they're not home?
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It's just as well.
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I didn't want to come in the first place.
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- Well, wait a minute.
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Better leave them a note.
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- It's all right, they're gone.
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Oh!
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- Now you've done it, you big sap!
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- Who's a sap?
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Don't call me a sap, you...
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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- Deary!
- Darling!
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- Oh, I'm so glad to see you!
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- Oh, do come in.
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- Sit down.
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You've got--
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- I'm so sorry we just finished dinner,
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but perhaps I could get you something.
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- No, not a thing, thanks.
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- And how about you, Mr. Laurel?
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- Well, I could go for
a dish of ice cream.
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- We haven't got any ice cream.
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- Well, you could get some ice cream.
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- Yes, deary, you could
get some ice cream.
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- Get me my new hat, dear,
and I'll get some ice cream.
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- Pardon me, please.
- Yes.
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- You're going to get it in your hat?
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- No, I'm not going to get it in my hat!
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Go in the kitchen and get me a pitcher.
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- What's that?
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- A picture.
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- What's going on here?
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Get up from there, you big chump!
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- Don't you call--
- Don't argue with me!
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Go get that ice cream!
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- Nevermind, I don't think I want any.
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- You'll have ice cream if
it's the last thing I do!
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Where'd he go?
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- He went out.
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- Well, we won't be long.
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Oh, will you come on?
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- Good evening.
- Evening, sir.
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- What can I do for you, sir?
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- We'd like a quart of your
best ice cream, please.
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- Yes, sir, what flavor?
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- What flavors have you?
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- Strawberry, pineapple, and vanilla.
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- What flavor do you want?
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- I'll have chocolate.
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- I'm sorry, but we're out of chocolate.
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- Have you any mustachio?
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- No, we're out of mustachio.
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- You're out of mustachio?
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- Yes.
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- He's out of mustachio.
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- Mm-hm.
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What other flavors are you out of?
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- Strawberry.
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We're out of orange,
gooseberry, and chocolate!
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- All right, I'll have
it without chocolate.
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- Didn't the gentleman just tell you
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that he didn't have any chocolate?
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- I just told the gentleman
I didn't want any.
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- Just give us a quart of any
kind that's handy, please.
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- Yes, sir.
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- What flavor's that?
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- Chocolate!
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- I just told him I didn't,
he didn't have, I...
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- I'm sorry, but a $5 is
the smallest I have, sir.
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- Thank you.
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- Goodbye, old world.
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I'm leaving you flat.
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Goodbye!
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- Goodbye!
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- Oh, wait!
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She's committing suicide!
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- What for?
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- I don't know, we've got to save her!
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No!
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Get out of my way!
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Do something to, to help me!
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Help me!
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Help, help!
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Help, help, do something to help me!
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Throw me a rope!
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Throw the rope, oh!
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- Where were you?
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Oh!
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- Where am I?
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What happened?
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- We saved your life.
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- You've got a lot of nerve
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butting into other people's affairs!
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Well, now that you've saved
me, you can take care of me.
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- I'm sorry, lady, but we've got
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a couple of wives we've
got to take care of.
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Good night.
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- Good night.
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- Just a minute, there!
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Hey, wait a minute!
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Just a minute!
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If you make one move,
I'll start screaming.
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I'll tell the world that
you pushed me in the water,
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that you tried to murder me!
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Well, come on, let's go home.
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I wanna get out of these wet clothes.
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Where do you live?
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- Uh--
- Over there.
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- Oh, fine, well, make it snappy, come on.
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- Say, listen!
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You can't scare us by screaming!
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- No?
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- No, go ahead and scream.
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- Get out of my way!
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- Give me police headquarters.
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- You hear me tell her where to get off?
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It takes me to handle these dumb dames.
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- Ha ha ha!
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Trying to give me the slip, were you?
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- Why don't you let us alone?
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- Well, for a consideration, I might.
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- Oh.
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Money, huh?
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I should say not!
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This has gone far enough!
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We'll go in and tell our
wives just what happened.
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We'll lay our cards right on the table.
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We'll tell the truth about this woman.
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We'll come clean.
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Now you go in and tell them.
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- What do you, what about you?
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- Aw, he won't go.
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He's only bluffing.
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- Oh, is that so?
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Bluffing, huh?
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Well, I'll show you whether
I'm bluffing or not!
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Ha ha ha ha--
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- Ha!
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- Good evening.
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- Where's Stanley?
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- Uh, he's out in the hall.
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- Stanley!
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Stanley!
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- What?
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- J-just a moment!
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I'll go and get him.
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Good night.
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I mean, uh, goodbye.
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I'll drop you a line,
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I mean, uh, I'll be right back.
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Where is she?
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- I've got her in this apartment.
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- Oh, that's my bedroom, you bonehead!
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Come out of there!
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Come out of there!
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You'd better come out
of there, now, come out!
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But, oh, there you are!
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I thought you were in the bedroom!
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There he is, honey!
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Here we are again.
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- Well, what's the matter with you?
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- Why, nothing, dear, nothing at all.
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- Where's that ice cream?
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- Is that so?
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Oh, yeah, I ate it, yeah.
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- Yes, he couldn't wait.
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Say, what about a little hot coffee?
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- Oh, help yourself, we've had ours.
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- Thank you.
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Sit down, Stanley.
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Uh...
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♪ La, la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Da, da, da-da, da-da-da ♪
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♪ La! La! La! La ♪
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♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la,
la, la ♪
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♪ Da-da, da, da ♪
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♪ La, la-la, la, la-la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la ♪
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♪ La-la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la ♪
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- What are you doing?
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- Just playing.
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- I believe you're going cuckoo!
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Just because you have the
mind of a 4-year-old child,
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you don't need to display it!
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Remember, we have company!
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Come, Mrs. Laurel.
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- Yes.
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Remember, you have company.
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- Oh, go in and keep them entertained
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while I get rid of this woman!
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- Hey, what'll I say?
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- Oh, tell them a story!
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Be sure it's funny!
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Now, listen, this has gone far enough.
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You've got to do something.
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Oh!
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Won't you.
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Please!
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Oh!
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That's my wife's!
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- Well, what about it?
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- Well, nothing if you'll
just get out of here, please!
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And don't come back!
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Oh!
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- Then the farmer came in,
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and he shot the traveling salesman.
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- How dare you!
- Ow!
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- I'm sorry.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.
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- What happened?
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- I must have told them the wrong story.
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- Are you sure it's her?
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- Never more sure of anything in my life.
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- Oh!
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- There, that's her, all right!
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Watch the door!
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- Okay.
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- She's gone.
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Oh!
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♪ La, la-la-la ♪
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Will you open the door, Stanley?
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- I don't want to go!
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Oh, don't put me out there, I will not!
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I won't, I won't!
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- Oh!
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- What are we going to do?
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Oh!
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- Where is that woman?
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- What woman?
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- Where's Stanley?
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- He's in the bathroom, taking a bath.
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Oh!
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- Oh, no!
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- Taking a bath?
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- He said he couldn't wait
until it was Saturday.
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- Oh, let me in!
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- Be quiet!
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- Stanley!
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Stanley, let me in!
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- What's the trouble in here?
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00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,897
- There's a strange woman
in there with my husband!
270
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,940
- Probably the woman I want.
271
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,570
- Stanley!
272
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,198
- Come on, open it up!
273
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,074
Oliver!
274
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,742
Come here!
- Open up, do you hear me?
275
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,081
- Stanley!
276
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,290
Let me in!
277
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,166
Stanley!
278
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,126
Stanley!
279
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,046
- Come on!
280
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:32,922
If you don't open that door,
281
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,382
I'm gonna break it in!
282
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,310
- What are you doing in there?
283
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,853
- I was looking for the soap.
284
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,689
- Oh!
285
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,273
- Puh!
286
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,942
- Who brought this woman in here?
287
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:54,777
- He did.
288
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,279
- Come down to the station.
289
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,824
There's a $1,000 reward waiting for you.
290
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,078
- Come on, Kate.
291
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,039
- Well, that woman has on my coat!
292
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,708
Why, how dare you have on my coat?
293
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,836
What's the idea, anyway, take it off!
294
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,467
- That was a lucky break.
295
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,596
What are you gonna do with your $1,000?
296
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,517
I'm going to buy $1,000
worth of chocolate ice cream.
297
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:43,701
- Where's Stanley?
298
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,203
- He's gone to the beach.
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