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HORN HONKS
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How many people are coming?
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I thought we were meant
to be keeping it small.
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Well, it's just five of us.
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But it feels like more of
an event this way.
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And there's more room
for booze in the back.
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So what, Georgia and Nina, and...
Paul.
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You asked Paul?
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He's going to be your best man,
isn't he? Course I asked him.
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He's coming all the way
from Glasgow? I dunno.
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He said he'd be here, so presumably.
Aww!
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Oh, there's Zack and Fola.
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Oh, yeah no, I saw Zack earlier.
His dad died.
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SHE WHISPERS: My God.
Yeah.
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So, they probably want some space.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God, Zack.
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So, I hear you guys are getting
married. Congrats.
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Yeah. We're just off on
our sten do now.
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Your...? Stag and hen.
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Oh. Nice.
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We should...we should go.
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God. I mean, fucking hell.
Can you imagine?
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Like if my mum just
dropped dead like that,
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I wouldn't be able to stand up.
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Hey! Hi! Heya!
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Oh, we are travelling
in style, damn!
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Yeah. We're just waiting
on Paul now.
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What, your old mate, Paul?
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He's going to be Josh's best man,
he's coming down from Glasgow. Cool.
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Esther, which Paul did you invite?
What do you mean?
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Paul, my best mate? Or Paul,
the dipshit intern I work with?
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I dunno. Whichever one's down
as "Paul" in your contacts.
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What, you went through my phone?
Esther, don't do it!
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I'm joking.
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Look, if I got the wrong one,
then it's your fault for not
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labelling your contacts
better, babe.
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Congratulations on
the whole wedding shit!
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Hey, Paul! Hey, mate. Yay. Yes!
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Ace you could make it. Right.
Everyone climb aboard.
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N...
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SHE CHUCKLES
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All right.
Where you sitting, Josh?
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Right, just find any seat.
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I'll probably...
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No, you can sit there.
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I can now reveal that,
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for the great Josh and Esther
stag-hen party,
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we are going to...
THEY CHEER
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..East India Dock Basin
Nature Reserve!
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What's that? We're going where?
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Josh, it's where you and me
first snogged.
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Ohh! On the geography field trip.
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Oh, no way!
I did geography for A-Level.
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And it's where Josh
first got a finger in.
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Ugh, Esther! Awesome.
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So, how do you know Josh, Paul?
We work together.
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Well, he works for me.
And he works for my dad.
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No...no! That is not actually true.
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THEY LAUGH
Hello. Settle down!
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It's your own time you're wasting.
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What?
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Fuck! OK.
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Sten do!
THEY CHEER
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Come and sit on the sofa.
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I need to do something.
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I'm not in the mood to do nothing.
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I've got an idea. Uh-huh?
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Do you want to go
and get drunk with me?
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Yeah...
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Yeah, I think I do.
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Can't believe you're
getting married, man.
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Like, no-one else I know is married.
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Well, that's cos you're 20, Paul.
Still, man. It's big.
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I've never been invited
to a wedding before.
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You're not invited to the wedding.
Oh, he's only kidding!
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Course you're invited.
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HE LAUGHS
You joker! You're so funny. Yeah.
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While it's just you and me,
there was something that I, erm,
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I wanted to ask you about,
by the way.
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Would you be my maid of honour?
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Erm...
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Or chief bridesmaid, or whatever.
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It would just make sense,
cos obviously, you're Josh's sister,
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but we're mates in our own
right now, aren't we?
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I don't see much of
the old school lot any more.
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I mean, even if I did - not that
you're second choice or anything.
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No, I...
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I'm very touched, Est.
I'd love to.
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Well, you don't seem that excited.
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I'm just surprised.
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I thought you didn't
really want to get married.
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Yeah, I didn't. Now I do.
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OK. Cool...Cool.
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{\an8}Sten do!
LIGHT CHEERING
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{\an8}I really don't understand
how you do Geography here.
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{\an8}It's a nature reserve.
Where is the nature?
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It's everywhere.
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There's...there's fish,
and there's...birds.
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It looks like somewhere Luther
would find a dead body.
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Georgia told me. About Fola.
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Oh, my God,
I specifically told her not to.
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I can't believe you lied to me.
I can't believe you lied to Esther.
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It's done. It's over. Yeah,
that's what you said last time.
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And now you're happily full steam
ahead into married life
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without a care... You're always
telling me how I'm feeling,
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never asking me how I'm feeling.
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Have you told everyone
that needs to know?
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Yeah.
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Apparently I now owe a bookie
in Staten Island $3,000, so...
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SHE CHUCKLES
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You should say something. About him.
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It's a wake, isn't it?
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Kind of.
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You should do a eulogy. Yeah.
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Up.
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Up, up, up, up, up, up. Thank you.
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There you go.
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Come on.
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So, Tim.
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My dad.
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He loved me in his...way.
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And I guess a lot of people
can't say that about their dads.
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And I loved him in my way.
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Oh, I didn't like him.
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No, he was an asshole.
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I always wondered how I'd feel
when this day would come.
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I guess I feel grateful.
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And I feel...free.
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So, here's to you, old man.
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Safe travels.
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Esther, I love you like a sister,
I really do.
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And, just so you know,
if Nina and Josh get too much,
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we could always fake our own deaths
and start a new life in Mexico!
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{\an8}THEY LAUGH
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{\an8}Cheers!
ALL: Cheers!
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All right, Paul.
Everyone's done one except you.
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No, Paul doesn't need to do one.
He only met you four hours ago.
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I've got something to say.
Yes. Go on, Paul.
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So, yeah, I don't really know
that many married people.
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But I feel really honoured
to be invited to this,
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and to the wedding,
and Josh is cool,
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and Esther seems really cool.
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It's made me think of marriage
in a different way.
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Like, I never thought I wanted to do
it, but seeing you two together,
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and how cool you are, like,
I know I want to be in a
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relationship like that when I'm 40.
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I'm 28.
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You've been together for so long,
it sounds like,
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but it doesn't seem like
you're bored of each other.
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Like, you evolve and change.
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You learn how to send each other
dick pics and stuff! Yes, Josh!
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Josh has never sent me a dick pic.
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Yeah, never sent Esther
a dick pic, Paul.
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So, I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Oh, yeah...maybe I was thinking
of someone else.
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Yeah, I think you were.
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What's he talking about?
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Josh?
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Give me your phone.
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NERVOUS CHUCKLING
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No.
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Give me your phone.
Well, no, my battery's about to die.
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Don't do this to her.
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Well, what the fuck does that mean?
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What the fuck is going on?
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Josh? Are you cheating on me?
Esther, babe...
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Don't "babe" me,
you fucking arsehole. Esther...
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Don't say my name! Whoa, whoa!
HE SCREAMS
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Oh, shit! Josh!
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HE LAUGHS
Fucking hell!
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