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Oh, great.
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So, erm, this guy's from Portugal,
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and he donated sperm
to help afford to do a PhD.
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Well, that's something.
A clever one.
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Mm. Ooh, sorry.
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Oh, Esther. This looks delicious.
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It's just from the shop.
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Oh. You couldn't be bothered
to make a cake
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for your grandad's big day, Josh?
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I'm joking!
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I'm joshing with you, Joshie.
You've done a lovely job.
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Time to get your fill of booze
before baby time. Baby time!
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Oh, God, no.
I'm not actually getting pregnant.
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That's Georgia's thing,
that's always been the deal.
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Well, congratulations, anyway.
It's fucking great.
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Thanks. Yeah,
it's scary, but it's exciting.
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I'm glad we didn't
announce anything.
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I wouldn't want
to overshadow you two.
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Announce what?
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Nothing.
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Oh, my God, are you and Josh...
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No, I just meant...
Nothing to report.
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I just mean... It's your day.
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Well, and Harold's, obviously.
Mainly his.
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But I'm so happy for you guys.
CLANG!
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You're like the, the bar to
relationships, you know?
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You're just like, happy and
supportive, and, yeah...
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Yeah, well, you know...
I mean, we have to work for it.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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I know. I just mean,
you make it look easy.
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You know? I mean, hey,
maybe it is easier
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when it's two... It's two women.
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Erm, I don't think it is easier.
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No, no. I just mean...
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I mean...
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Maybe I should have done that.
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Maybe you should have
a drink of water or something?
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Yeah.
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That's a good idea.
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Josh, as host,
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I think it's your duty to give
a little speech
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in honour of your grandad.
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Dad, you know Josh isn't great
at public speaking.
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He's been doing the lunch,
let him finish it in peace.
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No, no, no, no.
I think it's a great idea
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and your grandad will be
very touched.
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Erm... Right, OK.
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Ahem.
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Erm... Erm, so we're all here to
celebrate Grandad.
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Erm, Harold. Erm, a, erm...
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A grandad, a dad, a husband.
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Yeah. Born during the Blitz!
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That's right.
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Erm... Yeah, although I'm not sure
they ever actually bombed Reading.
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Sit down, Josh. No need to suffer.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Family, that's what it's all
about, isn't it?
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And I'm very glad to have such
a wonderful family.
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So, I'd like you all to raise your
glass and drink to yourselves.
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Well, one more toast,
to those that we miss so very much.
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And first among them,
my own dear darling, Rita.
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It's coming up to five years now
since we lost her.
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Something you want to share with
the rest of us, Dad?
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Hm, what? No. Well, then maybe you
could put your phone away
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while your dad's giving
a lovely speech?
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I was just saying I'm going to
be a bit longer.
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Oh, yeah, that scans.
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That's a good metaphor for the rest
of your life, actually, Dad.
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Nothing in life is as important as
the new woman in it.
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I was just... No, honestly,
I don't know how someone as selfish
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and self-involved as you can come
from someone like Grandad.
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All right, I don't mind a bit of
sparring,
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but you're taking it
a little bit too far, Joshie.
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Simmer down a little bit, Josh.
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I say simmer up.
Let's have it all out.
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OK, the drunkest person in the room
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is not the one
we need the input from right now.
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Oh, fuck off, Nina. Hey, don't speak
to my wife like that.
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Don't speak to her wife like that!
Yeah, control your missus, Joshie.
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What? OK, Dad,
that is not what I meant!
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Calm down, Nina,
stress is bad for the baby.
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Oh, no, Grandad,
she's not pregnant now.
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I'm going to be the one who carries.
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You're not listening, Dad,
it's in a test tube.
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Excuse me? What did you just say?
I wasn't...
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Don't say that about our...
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DOOR OPENS
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Hey, no, no, Grandad,
you don't have to.
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I'll be right back up. I just,
you know, I just needed a minute.
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Yeah, well, maybe I
needed a minute as well.
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Yeah, but it's freezing out here.
I'm all right, stop fussing.
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I'm sorry I ruined your birthday.
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You didn't ruin anything.
It's a glorious day.
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Don't be so hard on your dad,
he's doing his best.
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Well, I mean, hardly!
He's still shagging about.
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He's a grown-up.
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Well, ye-yeah, I mean,
in the loosest sense of the word.
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It's not his fault, Joshie.
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How is it not his fault?
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I mean, you were married to
Grandma for 60 years.
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You know, never even looked
at another woman.
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Right?
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I was a young man.
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Me and your gran,
we got married very young.
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I'm afraid your dad probably
knew about some of it.
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I wasn't a saint, Josh.
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Well, then, I'm not like
either of you.
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DOOR OPENS
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Let's do it. You and me.
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Let's do it. Do what?
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Everybody. Erm, I've got an
announcement to make.
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Or, actually, we've got an
announcement to make.
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Erm...
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We're getting married.
We're engaged.
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We are?
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Yeah! Yeah, we are!
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Yay!
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THEY CHEER AND CLAP
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That's fantastic! Whoo!
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Hey. I know how you fuss,
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so I got that travel wallet
you told me about.
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I got my tickets, my passport,
everything. Dad did good, huh?
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Yep. Yep.
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I even booked a cab to JFK.
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Great. That's good for you.
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Hope everything's
good in old London town?
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All's fine.
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You know, actually, it's not.
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It's kind of shitty and I don't even
know what to say to you right now.
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You know they asked me if I wanted
a vegan meal on the flight?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Is that the craziest thing
you ever heard of?
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Sorry. Just got rid of my family.
God, never again.
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I've left Zack.
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Yeah, I mean, well, I think I've...
I think I've left him.
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Oh.
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And that doesn't mean that you have
to do anything immediately.
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Erm... I should probably, erm,
say something.
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Erm... Erm, me and Esther...
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..we got, erm...
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..engaged.
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What?
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Yeah. This afternoon.
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I-I mean, it's complicated,
but, erm...
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Yeah, we're, erm,
we're going to get married.
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And, you know, in light of that,
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I think, erm, you and I should
probably stop whatever this is.
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Or has been.
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You were all over me this morning.
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Yeah.
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Things... events, changed.
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I-I'm sorry.
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Just stop.
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I'm trying to do
the right thing here.
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You're a coward, Josh.
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Go home.
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MUSIC: Liahr
by Biig Piig
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My mistake
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One night couldn't hurt
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I'm almost certain, babe
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What a stupid thing I said
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I know I made
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My bed when we undressed
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Just couldn't help it, aye
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I'm still working it out and under
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Truth told,
never spent time on my own
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My guy doesn't like me now at all
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I tried calming him down,
it got boring
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What's a night rush
worth in the morning?
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All right, you can be mad
if you want
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But don't come crying to me
when you're drunk
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Speak lots, but you don't know
what you want, babe
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What's a typo worth?
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Could you call me?
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Liar.
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