Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,600
HE SIGHS
2
00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,960
Wow. I only have one or two
million questions.
3
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,960
This is Josh, package guy?
4
00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,960
It's not complicated.
5
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,240
We met randomly and I didn't mean
for us to end up in bed.
6
00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,880
This is absolutely hilarious.
7
00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,280
It only happened because me and Zack
weren't sleeping together, but...
8
00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,240
..I saw Josh last night.
9
00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,480
We went for a drink and...
10
00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,960
..it was...it was really nice.
11
00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,680
Yeah. But meanwhile, you and Zack
have been back in the saddle.
12
00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,640
Just once. And it really helped.
13
00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,680
Like I mean, it made me feel that we
had a...a future together again.
14
00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,120
Now I have to make a choice.
15
00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,960
Why do you feel like you have to
make a choice?
16
00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,240
Why can't you have both?
Are you joking?!
17
00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,680
I'm married. Fine, have it your way.
18
00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,280
Stay with your boring husband
and dump the new guy.
19
00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,680
Good chat.
20
00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:29,040
Sorry. I couldn't sleep,
so I went out to stretch my...
21
00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,040
Hi.
22
00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,000
Look who came by.
23
00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,880
Really sorry to disrupt
your Saturday.
24
00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,360
Erm, Josh, do you want to explain
why we're here?
25
00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,040
Right. Yeah.
26
00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,920
My, erm, family are coming round
for lunch, Grandad's birthday,
27
00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,160
and, er, I was just going to do
a pasta bake, but...
28
00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,240
Too slow. He decided to do
a roast but the beef,
29
00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,160
the main bit, it wouldn't fit
in our oven,
30
00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,960
so Zack said we could use yours,
is that OK?
31
00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,600
Er, yeah, no, yeah, of course.
32
00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,400
We weren't doing anything, were we?
33
00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,280
No, no. It's just a lazy day.
34
00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,080
Well, I still think it
would've been better
35
00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,920
to ask Mrs Donnelly downstairs.
Mrs Donnelly's only got a microwave.
36
00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,800
It's why it smells like that all the
time, it's the microwaved cat food.
37
00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,200
Do you need to microwave cat food?
I don't think you need to.
38
00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,680
But I bet she does.
So, what are we looking at here?
39
00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,280
Uh, well, it's...it's a rib.
What are you thinking spice-wise?
40
00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,240
Ooh, er, like...
41
00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,200
..salt and pepper?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
42
00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,280
We can do much better than that.
43
00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,000
Follow me downstairs.
44
00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,080
Some, people find it, you know,
nerve-racking
45
00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,400
being led into their
neighbour's basement.
46
00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,200
In case of, you know, murder.
47
00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,040
Oh, I wouldn't do it here.
48
00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,560
OK.
49
00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,920
Ah. Here we are. The spice box.
50
00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,720
Oh, yeah. The old spice box.
51
00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,600
Looks like we have a few options.
52
00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,120
Wow.
53
00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,120
You have got options.
54
00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,000
Don't let me keep you,
if you have to cook or something.
55
00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,000
Oh, no, you're all right.
OK.
56
00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,920
I'd kill for a beer, though.
57
00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,680
There's no way I'm going
to get through one
58
00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,840
of Josh's family parties sober. OK.
59
00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,600
Ooh, nothing's cold, I'm afraid.
Oh, I don't care.
60
00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,600
Still alcoholic when it's warm,
innit?
61
00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,240
It's true.
62
00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,680
Erm...
63
00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,080
Cou-...could I ask you a question?
64
00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,680
And please totally tell me
if I'm being a nosy bitch.
65
00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,560
Ah! OK. Thanks.
66
00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,920
When Zack proposed...
67
00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,000
He did, he did propose to you,
right? He did, yeah.
68
00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,280
Did you have to think about it?
69
00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,920
What do you mean? Were you like,
"Oh, yes", straight away,
70
00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,520
or did you have to take time
to decide?
71
00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,040
Er...
72
00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,280
Well, there was part
of my brain that went,
73
00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,840
"Mm, I've known this man
for six months,
74
00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,600
"I don't even know
his middle name", erm...
75
00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,920
But, er, that thought
lasted two seconds,
76
00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,480
and then all I could
really think was,
77
00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,440
I really want to marry him.
78
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,840
Aw. He's a really good man.
79
00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,960
You and Josh never...?
80
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,760
Ah, you two are still alive?
81
00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,920
We have been having fun.
82
00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,400
Ah, yep. It turns out rapeseed oil
is just a fancy name
83
00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,800
for vegetable oil. Who knew?
84
00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,960
What are you doing about
the potatoes?
85
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,840
Er...
86
00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,640
..cook them?
87
00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,480
I tell you what. Why don't I give
you a hand with those?
88
00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,040
Esther, you don't mind
letting me in? No, course not.
89
00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,640
OK.
90
00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,800
Give you a chance to get
to know each other.
91
00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,440
Erm, thanks for the beer.
Ah, no worries. Thank you.
92
00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,800
Well, thanks so much for this.
93
00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,920
If you ever want to borrow, like,
some Ikea plates
94
00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,640
or a broken corkscrew,
you just say the word.
95
00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,320
Oh. Hey. Ahhh.
96
00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,400
Ah, you look a little different
somehow, Josh.
97
00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,800
It's about time that you upgraded
from my brother, Esther.
98
00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,800
You guys remember Zack, don't you?
Of course. Aloha.
99
00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,200
So where is my brother?
Oh, he's in our kitchen.
100
00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,160
We have a bigger oven. OK.
101
00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,640
Mm. Mm... Mmm.
102
00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,400
Urgh! Why can't you be worse
at kissing, Josh?
103
00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,640
You're really making my life
quite fucking difficult.
104
00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,320
All right, I'm sorry. We're terrible
people. We're going to hell.
105
00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,360
It doesn't even feel like this is
happening to me.
106
00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,160
Like, I feel like I'm some absolute
piece of shit in some French film.
107
00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,800
That I haven't even seen!
OK, all right.
108
00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,320
We need a system or something.
109
00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,240
If we're going to do this,
we have to be smart,
110
00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,440
and we have to be considerate
to Zack and Esther.
111
00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,120
Considerate? I know but come on.
112
00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,600
DOOR OPENS
113
00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,800
Potatoes...are go.
114
00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,360
Also, Esther wanted me to tell you
that your sister's arrived.
115
00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,040
Oh, great. Well. Ah,
really appreciate this, mate.
116
00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,960
Erm, drinks on me at some point.
117
00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,240
Yep. Bye.
118
00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,400
SINGSONG: Ooh, I am a twat.
119
00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,600
A massive, fucking twat.
120
00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,480
Alone at last.
121
00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,400
I am going to go and shower quickly.
122
00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,760
DOOR CLOSES
123
00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,000
SHOWER RUNS
124
00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,400
HE EXHALES
125
00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,520
SHOWER CONTINUES RUNNING
126
00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,960
Darling, you know how I feel
127
00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:24,480
Everything's too much
Everything's too real
128
00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:32,800
Lord, just know it's hard
to be alone
129
00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:41,000
Talking to myself
and I in my empty home
130
00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:52,200
I'll show you how, how
131
00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:59,080
Nothing's going to
keep me down, yeah.
132
00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:03,680
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
9965
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
