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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,800 Oh. 2 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,960 Really? 3 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,320 Sorry. I'm really sorry. No, I didn't mean to do that. 4 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,360 But it always snows in Finland. 5 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,760 It is the wrong kind of snow. 6 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,600 Well, how can you not be prepared for that? 7 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,480 No wonder everyone kills themselves here. 8 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,200 Actually, that is a common misconception about Finland. 9 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,440 Our suicide rate... 10 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,440 I know, Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I was just making a joke. 11 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,720 Hey. And I know Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is Swedish 12 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,200 so you don't need to... Hey, hey, hey. There's no need to be rude. 13 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,640 It's not her fault it's snowing, 14 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,240 yeah, there's no need to be a dick about it. 15 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,080 Do I know you? I wasn't being a dick. 16 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,920 I said that she looks like Rooney Mara. That's a compliment. 17 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,880 OK, well, look, I've worked jobs like this. 18 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,160 Oh. Oh, good. Oh, good. Cos I really wanted the input of 19 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,240 a random man who had a job once. 20 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,520 Oh, can I...? Yeah, thanks. 21 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:30,360 What? 22 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,720 Peace offering. 23 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,760 G&T, please. 24 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,440 I'm sorry about earlier. I shouldn't have butted in. 25 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,560 I'm not very good around conflict. 26 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,960 Even if it's none of my business, I end up trying to fix it. 27 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,720 It's fine. I don't need your life story. Thanks. 28 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,760 So what brings you to Finland? 29 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,280 Work. Ah, nice. Yeah, nice. 30 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,800 I'm on a sort of like spur-of-the-moment type thing. 31 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,240 Right. 32 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,160 I was mostly in the countryside. I'm writing a piece. 33 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,040 Erm, do you know Tristdetektiv? Sad Detective? 34 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,560 The murder-y show? Yeah, we're... 35 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,480 Erm, yeah, I'm watching that at the moment. 36 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,680 Yeah, well, I'm writing a piece about how you can visit 37 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,840 all the murder sites from the series. 38 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,360 But isn't that set in Lapland? 39 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,800 This is Lapland. No, this is Fin-land. 40 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,640 Lapland is in Finland. 41 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:44,920 Hold on, so you're telling me, I've been in the land of reindeer 42 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,400 and Father Christmas all week, 43 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,440 and I've sat in a bar drinking 15 Euro beers? 44 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,560 Well, next time, you should ask me for some tips because 45 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,320 I wrote a few things in the Lonely Planet guide, actually. 46 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,560 Cool. Yeah, cool. 47 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,280 I have a confession to make. 48 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,800 I didn't come here spontaneously. 49 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:10,280 Yeah, you weren't very convincing when you said you had, to be honest. 50 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,320 My...girlfriend cheated on me. 51 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,800 We've been together for 11 years and last week she told me she slept 52 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,680 with one of her colleagues. It was a woman, actually. 53 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,520 Not that it matters, that it was a woman. 54 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,160 Like, she had her reasons, 55 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,560 I understand that, but... 56 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,920 ..it really hurt. 57 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,800 Excuse me. Can we get some shots, please? 58 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,960 No, no, no. Yes. We're doing it. Yes. Yes! 59 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,640 MOANING 60 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,040 Ugh. Fucking Aquavit. 61 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,640 It was marginally less shit spending the evening 62 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,760 with you than I thought it would be. 63 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,680 PHONE BUZZES 64 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,280 Oh, God. 65 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,640 Fucking Aquavit. 66 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,720 We've got to get going. 67 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,440 Are you all right? 68 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,920 Hm? Yeah. Sorry. I just... 69 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,280 I've never really done this before. Cheating. 70 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,080 On Est...erm, my girlfriend. 71 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,840 Esther. Her name's Esther. 72 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,840 She cheated on you, right? 73 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,960 She did. Erm, but, yeah, I don't know. Just... 74 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:14,600 This does not feel great... in the light of day. No offence. 75 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,560 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 76 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,960 I'm married. 77 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,400 What? How's that going to make me feel better? 78 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,880 Why didn't you say anything? It never came up. 79 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,360 I 100% would have not done anything if I knew you were... 80 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,720 Oh, please. 81 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,040 Coming from the guy in an 11-year relationship. 82 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,000 Fuck. 83 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,240 I can't believe this. 84 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,000 I mean, do you even have a wedding ring? 85 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,400 It was on my finger, 86 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,760 which was literally around your cock. How did you not notice that? 87 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,880 Look, I'm sorry for tempting you away 88 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,720 from your perfect relationship. No, that's not what I'm saying. 89 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,040 Oh, just stop talking. 90 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,360 I need to find whatever the fuck Nurofen is in Finnish. 91 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,720 Well, go on, check in. Fuck off. 92 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,080 That's fine by me. Have a great life. 93 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,280 Thank you. 94 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,960 BABY CRIES 95 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,240 CRYING INTENSIFIES 96 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,040 Hey. Fola. 97 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,360 Fola. Hey. Good flight? 98 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,240 Ah, I threw up twice in the loos. 99 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,640 Oh, I...I just didn't want to leave things like we did earlier. 100 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,000 You know, I'm...I'm angry at myself, not at you, so... 101 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:54,720 Listen, we got drunk, we did something stupid. 102 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,880 It's not like it's the end of the world. 103 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,560 Believe it or not, I'm very happy in my marriage. 104 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,240 Yeah. Yeah, me too. Very happy in my relationship. 105 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,800 OK, erm, should we...swap numbers? 106 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,920 You know, in case you got me pregnant, or something. 107 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,840 I wore a condom. 108 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,960 I'm on the pill. I'm messing with you. 109 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:27,360 Oh, my... That is not funny at all. Ooh. God. I think my heart stopped. 110 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,600 OK, no numbers. Erm, so, I'll be off, then. 111 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:34,920 Well, erm... Do we hug or..? 112 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,800 Why not? 113 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,040 BABY CRIES 114 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,560 Thank you. 115 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,720 What the fuck are you doing here? Are you stalking me? 116 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:47,800 What are you doing here? I live here. Where? Here. There. 117 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,720 I live there. 118 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,600 There, like across the road from me? 119 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:00,480 OK, yeah, well, you'll have to move. We've just bought this place. 120 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,040 I'm not going to move. I've lived here for eight years. 121 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,240 OK, look, look, look. It'll be fine. 122 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,680 It'll be fine. We'll just ignore each other. 123 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,960 No-one knows their neighbours now anyway. 124 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,520 Yeah, listen... 125 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,600 Here's the thing 126 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,600 If you smile enough then everybody smiles 127 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,880 Here's the thing 128 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,760 if you work a little harder you'll get by 129 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,840 Here's the thing 130 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,680 Or you can trust a man who wears a suit and tie 131 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,600 It's all just lies, lies, lies, lies 132 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,640 Here's the thing 133 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,320 If your parents worked to earn it then it's yours 134 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,600 Here's the thing 135 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,600 If you're barely getting by then that's your fault 136 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,840 Here's the thing 137 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,800 Everything in life is fair and that's the rules 138 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,160 It's all just lies, lies, lies, lies 139 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,640 If you just close your eyes then everything's all right 140 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,120 If you just close your eyes 141 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,640 Then everything's all right 142 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,920 Hey, Ma, I wrote a song now everything's all right... 143 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:05,520 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10828

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