All language subtitles for Apolonia s Diary Chapter 1 (2020)

Well. Hello, boys and girls.

We're about to begin something
that will go down in Spanish porn history.

Actually, world porn history.

Here is my wife, Apolonia Lapiedra.

Today we're starting a new series
that will bear the name...

What's it going to be called, darling?

Apolnia's Diafy"

That's right. "Apolonia's Diary"

Why “Apolonia's Diary"?

Because each episode is going to be a scene...

... with man, a woman, with a threesome, whatever.

But each episode is going to show parts of her real life.

So we'll see her do her shopping, go to the doctor, go home...

Another day we'll see her in her mini-gym,

Another day we'll see her at work.
She usually does catering in films.

So one day we'll see her cooking.

Or giving her English classes n TV.

Let's see

Film her from above,
so we can see her ass.

There, there, there!..

Also, that ass...

There.

The right way.

Let's see that ass .

Well, sit down darling.

I'm afraid that today's actor
is going to be Emilio

Why do I say I'm afraid?
Because Emilio Ardana is brutal.

He's unpredictable.

But while we wait for him, what are you
going to show the public, darling?

well...

- What are you doing to me?
- What are you going to show the public?

Well, I'm going to show you something
that cost me a long time to find out...

.. with the passing of time of porn.

And I want to show it
for the first time today.

because this is Special day.

So I'm going to show it in detail.

You mean how you prepare yoursef.

You've had a lot of problems
with your pussy.

I've had a lot of problems
with my private parts.

And it's made them
much juicier and better.

So we're going to bring something
so that the public can see it now.

Here you are. Talk about it

Here it is. A natural bifidus yogurt.

It's very good for the defences
of a woman's private parts.

What I do is...

...is apply it.
It's cool and it's pleasurable.

It's much better.

Okay, do tell us about it
It's very interesting.

Well, you take the yogurt.

You put the vibrator in.

I'm going to put it on.

It's better that way.

- It'll make you sprinkle the camera.
- No.

I hope not!

Let's see.

Let's see.

It's b t to put a towel below.

Sorry.

First on the outside.

Alere you are, honey.

Lift your ass.

There.

- Like this?
- Like this.

Well, it's better this way.

I won't dirty anything.

Just the towel.

This went through many periods.

Theere was a time when she
did this with olive oil.

Remember in Prague?
With Pierre Woodman?

She would apply olive oil every night.

And it worked out well with her until,
for some reason, she got tired of it

And she turned to yogurt.

The problem is that, when preparing ope's pussy like that, it can come.

It does a squirt.

Could you try to do a squirt now
and wet the camera?

Shall I wet you?

No, no.

If I do so, get out of the way.
Otherwise, I'll wet you.

I’m going to do it now.

Or I can old it back.

That'll do.

It's ap introduction.

I'm coming.

Well, this is my type of yogurt.

I hope you liked it.

Well, boys. While waiting
for Emilio, we'll cut

We'll go on later.

She'll make herself up for the scene.
She hasn't finished yet.

We may also her doing catering.
We'll see.

- Are you in the scene?
-Yes.

- I thought it was a joke.
- Not fucking, I introduce the scene.

- I thought it was a joke.
- Not fucking, I introduce the scene.

- And you also have to do it
even if you do that? -Yes, of course

No, that's not the way.

You’ve got to hold it like this.

You've got to hold it like this,
so it can be seen: UK, Spain

He never learns.

Now, the one on the left
must be turned round.

She's always cold. Always

Like a lizard.

I'm going to make a video

Ye , I freeze easily.

Here I am in my kitchen.

I'm going to make Cuban-style rice.

I've got everything ready here.

Eggs, 500 grams of rice, lou-fat turkey sausages.

Low fat. that's very important.

Well, let's start.
They're here chatting

Be quiet, will you?

Now let's cut the tomato.

Now the garlic.

Want some garlic?

I'm a bit afraid
of the oil sprinkling me.

So you might see me do this.

Now let's put in the rice.

500 grams

Sweet paprika

We like sweet food.

There.

Let's see.

That's good!

And here's the egg. It jumps a lot.

Hell, I'm finishing with sausages!

The sausage
that entered my mouth is here.

This one's broken.

Well, so here we have

Apolonia's Cuban-style rice.

We're now going to welcome the actor
the first scene of "Apolonia's Diary"

Apolonia's over there, changing.

The lucky cat.

That's the catering she's made.

The rice with fried egg
we're going to eat now.

I'm going to put on the light.
Here it is.

How's it going?

And you?

- Emilio Ardana!
- Hi, everyone.

Well, here we are, boys and girls.
All ready. Just finished my cooking.

And we've got a very special guest: Emilio Ardana.

We wanted to have Emilio
for our first scene.

He's a great actor, a great friend.
He's got a great feeling.

He's also got
a rather unusually shaped cock.

We're going to make a powerful scene.

You’ll use the vibrator.

That's my enemy!

For him, it's the competition.

And then we shall eat rice.

Cuban-style rice.

Let's start out with oral sex:
blow job and cunnilingus.

You must do sort of a blow job lesion,
looking at the camera.

And then, as you did on the radio,
you must say how you like cunnilingus.

One's got to eat more pussy, man!

So let's start with
an oral sex workshop.

So you're going to learn a bit.
From professionals.

Boys, I know you envy me a bit now.

Take off your T-shirt.
You've got a great body.

I'm hot.

Let her concentrate!

First, you suck the balls.

Then you go up.

And Suck*

You move your hand a bit.

Or even both hands.

They love that.

Boys, now you're going
to learn to eat a good pussy.

Let's not rush it.

You've also got to learn, huh?

I'll teach you about the clit.

That's the way to eat pussy.

"Rico, rico",
as Karlos Arguinano would say.

I've dropped an earring.

I've dropped an earring.

That's an occupational hazard!

Yes!

I've got something here.

Look at what I have.

The competition!
I don't even want to look!

Look.

Come.

- What are we going to do?

Stop, stop, stop.

He's coming!

We’re not machines after all.
We’re human.

Boys!

He's coming.

You understand, don't you?

No words needed.

- Everything's OK.
- Let's change position

- Yes, yes.
-Yes, yes.

We must now do things cautiously.

Oh, my God!

I'm coming!

Hello. How are you?

Say, you do acrobatic acts?

We should join a circus

Step on the puddle

Give me a glass.

And a serviette

Now she’s going. the gynecologist.
She goes a lot.

He's the guest

I'm going to the gynecologist.
I've barely got time to eat

Sausages.

Turkey sausages

Low-fat turkey sausages.

I'm hungry.

Do you like Cuban-Style rice?
Good, inst it?

Well, we've got to go

We're now going to the doctor.

Where did you park the car?
Can we see it from here?

Here's hoping it wasn't taken away
by the crane

- We're late.
- Where's the car?

Over there.

We're going to the gynecologist.
Let's see what she says.

Here's hoping everything's all right.

Let's see what appens

I'm in very good company today.

The CIMA Clinic.
I think that's in Pedralbes

Yes

Look at Emilio's car.

Leather, a teddy bear.

That's for my fellow travellers

It's for softening the hearts
of the laides who climb in.

Also some chocolates.

His girlfriend has given it to him.

It's CIMA Hospital, right?

Don’t use your mobile while driving

I was once a year and a half
without my driving licence.

- That's the car you said
you wanted to buy, right? - Yes

- That's the car you said
you wanted to buy, right? - Yes

It's great. I want one for myself

It cost me 2900 Euros.

I've succeeded but at the auction.
Don't be misled.

You've got to help us choose a car

You need a good scene? Emilio.
A second-hand car? Emilio

You need a good scene? Emilio.
A second-hand car? Emilio

You need training? Emilio

Yop need someone to bash
your face in? Call me too!

Got a problem at night? Emilio.

Got a problem? Call me.

And if you want to park well,
call me too.

The guy knows it all!

Take the teddy bear

What's happened?

How beatiful, how beautiful!
How can anyone say she does porn?

How embarrassing.

You should be doing fashion.
Or ordinary movies.

Yeah, why don't you do that?

This all Julio's fault

We love you.

Let me try something out.

Hey, I can see myself!

Of course, It's sort of a selfie thing.

What's our life as a couple been like?
I've been very patient.

- It's been 3 years and a half.
- I've had to be patient too.

We both have been. You know that.

Turn left to Avinguda Sarria.

Turn left to Avinguda Sarria.

Ok, we're off to the gynecologist

We want you to know
that Apolonia loves you a lot

See you next time.

See you at "Apolonia's Diary"

He's stuck a needle into his cock.

That's terrible

That's cheating

How much did it cost?

I mean, in terms of money, not effort.

Look at my cool mug.

What's it called?

I mean u know about these things.

Chinese food.

Hello, boys and girls.

Hellq, how are you?

Do you like this?

So it's finally Nicole, right?
Nicole

Her name's Nicole

Her name' Nicole.
And then there's the other one.

Come in.

Hello.

How are you?

You look great. Turn round

That's the way.

My name's Nicole. I'm 20. I'm Venezuela

I come from the world of fashion
and I decided to join thet of porn

Before coming to Spain,
I was working in Korea.

But my mind changed.
My mind changed when I came here

Now let's bring in the boy.

wait, wait

A horny boy.

Here he is! Here he is!

Well, there's a rather special test.

I'll show you what It is.

Come with me.

Tfifere's this doll. We’ve called it Sabrina.

After Sabrina the witch, from the TV series.

And this Is the test,

Once he passes the doll-screwing test...

Let's see how does it.

- She's not an easy girl.
- NOrShe's not an easy girl.

She’s really heavy

So he's got to try to do it.

Once he passes the test
with the doll (if he passes it),

he'll be able to touch two real bodies,
namely Nicole and myself.

So come on!

HoVv ate you?

I'll take you to the sofa.

How did things go today?

You’ve got beautiful breasts.

Come on, you can do it.

Lets display this woman to the camera.

You wanted some lubricant?

Don't laugh.

Well, he's passed the test.
More or less

But now, as he hasn't passed it
all that well,

he's going to pass it with
this beautiful doll, Baby Nicole.

You'll do it there.
And she'll be the doll.

You like her more?

- How much more?
- Like this.

Nicole's better than a doll.

- It's small.
-Yes.

- I'm getting aroused.
- Are you?

What labia.

- If you like it, say so.
- Yes, I love it!

Go on licking.

You pig!

- You like it?
-Yes.

Kneel down.

No hands.