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(truck beeping)
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(light music playing)
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(sighs)
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(steam hissing)
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Yes, I'd like to quickly
confirm a colonoscopy
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for Harry Goldenblatt
for Friday at 10.
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Sorry, I, I, I feel
like I shouted that.
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-Barista: Here you go.
Two nonfat lattes.
-Yes, thank you.
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I know, but if we
want to submit to Sundance,
we gotta get moving.
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Two nonfat lattes, please.
Thank you.
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-Mommy?
-Yes, baby.
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(speaking French)
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Uh, Gabby just ordered
a croissant in French.
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I need to let
her have it, right?
One croissant, please.
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-I got you a coffee!
-I got you a coffee!
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-(all laughing)
-Charlotte: Hi!
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-Freshly brewed.
-Oh.
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Look, I know we
only have a minute,
but Charlotte has
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a quick update
on the field trip.
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Good news on
the Botanic Gardens.
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I was able to book
the botany team
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that was profiled in
"New York Magazine."
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-I love that.
-Wow!
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-That is so cool.
-Or I could call my friend
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who runs this
state-of-the-art animal
shelter on City Island.
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After the tour,
the kids play
with the animals.
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(excited chatter)
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-Okay, um...
-That'll be fun!
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I'm an animal lover, too,
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but I did just spend
three weeks chasing
down these botanists,
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and they're very
hard to reach.
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-One of whom is deaf,
incidentally.
-Of course, I get it.
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It was just
a backup idea.
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I hadn't heard
from you on this
all week,
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so I thought you
dropped the ball.
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Oh... (laughs)
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Charlotte's never
dropped a ball
in her life.
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Check your spam, Deirdre.
The whole chain is there.
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I think we should just
lock down the botanists
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and save the animal
shelter for another date.
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Questions?
No questions.
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I'm late.
Have a great day.
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(all say goodbye)
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How do you do that?
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I just pretend I'm talking
to my documentary crew.
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-Um, you're the only one
I'd hire back, by the way.
-(Charlotte laughs)
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You're also the only
one invited to Herbert's
birthday dinner,
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-so, please,
keep it on the QT.
-On the 19th?
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Harry and I
are so excited,
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and we can't wait
to invite you over soon
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to hang out with our
little group of friends.
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How about Thursday?
I just had something
fall off my calendar.
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Thursday as in the day after
the day after tomorrow?
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Wow, that's short notice.
What was I thinking?
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-You know what?
-What?
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Thursday's fine.
Let's do it.
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-How-how does 7 sound?
-That's perfect.
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-Okay!
-Okay, I'll see you Thursday.
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Okay!
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-Oh, and, Charlotte?
-Uh-huh?
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-Nothing fancy. It's just us.
-Sure.
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Hi... Yes.
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Um, I just quickly
need to cancel
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a colonoscopy appointment
for Harry Goldenblatt
at 10 AM Friday.
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(coffee brewing)
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-Morning.
-Morning.
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Whoa, Mom,
you reek of weed.
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-After all the shit you give me.
-No, I don't.
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I just haven't
showered yet.
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Miranda, c'mon,
we're all grown-ups.
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We know pot
when we smell it.
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Yeah, you don't
have to hide it.
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Especially
now that it's legal.
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Carrie took Charlotte and me
to a comedy concert last night,
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and there were a lot
of alternative types
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getting high
all around us.
That's all.
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Alternative types?
Alternative to what?
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(Brady chuckles)
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I'm not caffeinated enough
for this conversation.
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♪ ♪
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(rattling)
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(rattling continues)
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(hopeful music playing)
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♪ ♪
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(door bell chimes)
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Hey, hey!
Look who it is!
Caroline.
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Good morning,
Mr. Kouimelis.
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Long time, no see.
Welcome back.
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-Dark, no sugar, right?
-Exactly.
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(door bell chimes)
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-How've you been?
-A-okay.
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-How you been?
-I'm good.
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You got married.
You left the neighborhood,
right?
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Huh.
You like married life?
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Well... um...
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he died... recently.
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Oh no.
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Poor Caroline.
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He had a heart attack,
unexpected.
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The coffee is free.
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And here...
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-Take a roll.
-Aw... thank you.
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(light music playing)
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♪ ♪
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Carrie:
I thought
he would be there.
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I mean, I knew he couldn't be,
but when I walked in the door,
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I was thinking
about something else,
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and just...
for a second, I forgot.
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-I'm selling our apartment.
-Charlotte: Really?
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-Are you sure?
-Carrie: Mm-hm.
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Because what do they say?
You should never make
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a major decision
when you're--
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HALT.
Hungry, angry...
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Both:
Lonely or tired.
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Right. HALT.
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Nope, nope, nope.
I am all action.
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I gave the Peloton
to one of the doormen,
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I contacted a realtor, so...
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whew!
Next topic.
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-Okay, well--
-Okay.
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I am planning
a last-minute dinner party
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for LTW and her husband,
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and I really want
you both to be there...
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but only if you're feeling up
to seeing people, Carrie.
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I see people all day long.
I live in a city.
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-Sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.
I'm just kidding.
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-I'm kidding.
Of course, I'll be there.
-Thank you.
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-Miranda?
-Well, I will be there,
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unless it's tomorrow night
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because I'm having dinner
with my law professor.
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Wow, that's, that's quite
a-- quite the turnaround,
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I know, right?
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I killed it
in class today,
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arguing a point
about motherhood
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and inequality
in the workplace,
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and she wants to talk
about it more over dinner.
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Well, that must have
been some argument
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if you got a dinner
date out of it.
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Hm, I'm gonna order
another one of th--
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Should we just get a bottle?
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No, no bottle.
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-We're, we're fine like this.
-Miranda: Okay.
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(upbeat music playing)
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♪ ♪
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Seema.
That's such
a pretty name.
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-It means
"boundary" in Hindi.
-Oh.
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Which is hilarious
because I have none.
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I need to know more
about this wallpaper.
It's stunning.
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-Oh
-Such rich,
interesting colors.
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Yes, well, my, um, my husband
wasn't a great fan of beige.
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It's gorgeous.
It's all gotta go.
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People need to be able
to picture themselves
living here,
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and it's hard to do that
with your interesting
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brutalist coffee table
screaming, "I'm not you."
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-It's gotta go.
-Carrie: Well, do we really--
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We really have to do,
like all of it?
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Don't we just need to find
a buyer with vision?
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Buyers aren't that
complex, Mrs. Preston.
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-They're like dogs with money.
-Oh.
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-Walk with me.
-Oh, what else would I do?
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Lovely.
It's all gotta go.
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I know you've suffered
a loss, Mrs. Preston.
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-Carrie.
-Carrie. And I can do
this at whatever pace
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you're comfortable.
Fast, slow, tomorrow,
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-yesterday--
-How's the day
before yesterday?
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(chuckles)
And you won't have
to lift a finger.
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My movers are brilliant.
They're in and out like ninjas.
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They move Picassos,
so your things
are gonna be fine.
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Uh, no offense
to your things.
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And what's in here?
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Okay... this closet--
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Seema, wait a second.
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I have something
important to say.
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No one touches the shoes.
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I totally get it.
I've named all my purses.
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-Meet Lorraine.
-Oh, how do you do?
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This spa bathroom?
Insane.
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This may be the first
apartment I sell
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with just a photo
of the bathroom.
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-Oh, wow.
-You know what could pull
this whole area into focus?
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A Peloton.
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-What?
-Oh, it's, um...
it's a long story.
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I don't know,
maybe for another time.
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I'm actually supposed to be
in Midtown in 20 minutes.
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Let's go.
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I've got enough to talk
to the stagers about.
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I'll drop you off.
My driver's right downstairs.
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Ooh!
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Okay...
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-Do you smoke?
-Well, not when
anyone can see me.
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-You?
-Used to.
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-Another life.
-Seema: Mm-hm.
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-Got a cigarette?
-Are you sure?
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-I've quit 14 times.
-Just one.
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It's been a rough
couple weeks.
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Seema: Here.
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Thank you.
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47th between
5th and 6th, Rocco.
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(engine starts)
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(light music playing)
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-The podcast socials suck.
-Don't mince words, Chloe.
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I won't.
Suck, stink, shit the bed.
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You all need to post like
your life depends on it.
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Che's the only one
consistently pushing.
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Yeah, 'cause my life
depends on it.
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-And you, Carrie.
-Me?
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Chloe:
You didn't have a lot
of followers to begin with,
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but you haven't
posted in three weeks.
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Three weeks.
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This is death
on social media.
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Your Instagram is
pretty much a corpse.
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Chloe, that's enough, Chloe.
She gets it.
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Oh, fuck me, fuck!
I'm so, so sorry.
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Chloe, like, read the room.
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We don't need
to make it a thing.
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I mean, you're being
so insensitive, dude.
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-It's fine.
-Jackie, don't make
this about us.
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It was fun
while it lasted.
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Carrie, girl...
I'm sorry for your loss.
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Get your socials up.
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Chloe:
See you Friday.
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You know what?
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(quietly): What is happening?
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What kind of person ghosts
somebody they're gonna see
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again the next day?
I mean, who does that?
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Why don't you wash
your bath towels more
than once a year?
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-Fucking kindergartener.
-(Che laughing)
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Jackie:
I wash my bath towels,
all right!
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Dude, you are so insensitive,
and not just to me.
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What you just
said to Carrie--
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-Young love.
-Not so young.
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-Not so love.
-(laughing)
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Oh, man. If that was me
Chloe was goin' off on,
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I would've totally
played the death card
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just to shut her down.
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Oh, I'm saving it
for when she tells me
I have to go back on Twitter.
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(laughs)
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Don't I have
a colonoscopy
the next day?
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Not anymore, you don't.
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This dinner is
too important.
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00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,823
Right now,
Lisa and I are mom friends,
242
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,033
but I want us
to be real friends.
243
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,660
And they are
an impressive couple.
244
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,455
-We are gonna
have to bring it.
-Okay.
245
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,292
I invited Carrie
for fashion,
246
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,793
Miranda for politics,
247
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,379
Stanford and Anthony...
gay,
248
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,466
the Shapiros,
the Downeys.
249
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,384
-Bringin' out the big guns.
-Mm-hm.
250
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,595
And I've got room
for one more couple.
251
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,181
-How about the Tates?
-Hmm.
252
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:45,681
They're sweet, but...
253
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,477
they're just
kind of vanilla.
254
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,104
Oh no.
255
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,064
What?
256
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,943
Everyone I've invited...
is vanilla.
257
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:02,448
The Wexleys can't be the only
Black couple at the dinner.
258
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,533
They're gonna think we
don't have any Black friends.
259
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,036
Why don't you just ask
the Jenkins in 4C?
260
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,874
The Jenkins!
Yes, yes, I love
the Jenkins, yes!
261
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:16,003
-We just had that great brunch.
-Two years ago.
262
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,839
But we lost
a year to COVID.
263
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:19,840
I'm gonna text
her right now.
264
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,722
-Oh, Charlotte, hi.
-Hello, Shelly.
265
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,475
-What a beautiful sweater.
-Thank you.
266
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,643
I just wanted to check in,
267
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,478
and make sure that
you had received
268
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,730
the texts I sent earlier.
269
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,066
I did...
All four of them.
270
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,151
Oh, I thought
I sent two.
271
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,195
You know, I've gotta
get my phone checked.
272
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,279
It just goes
rogue sometimes.
273
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,406
(both chuckle)
274
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,575
So will you be able
to join us for dinner?
275
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,744
Oh, well,
as I said in my text,
276
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:52,122
-we would love to join...
-Great! Terrific!
277
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,333
but we already have
a dinner Thursday.
278
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,211
Oh, right, but you know
what I was thinking?
279
00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,798
Maybe you and David
could pop in before
your dinner for drinks.
280
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,424
You know, just pop in, say hi.
281
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,509
We'll do it another time.
282
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,594
Oh, but we always say
283
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,054
we'll do it another time.
284
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,765
Let's just...
get her done.
285
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,601
I'll tell you what,
you text me
286
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,937
when you know that you
definitely can't come,
287
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,564
and in the meantime,
288
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,192
that is just the most
lovely sweater.
289
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,611
-Where'd you get it?
-J.Crew.
290
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,655
Well, it is just gorgeous.
291
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157
Have a great rest of your day.
292
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,036
-(locks door)
-(phone chimes)
293
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,125
Charlotte (on phone):
Are you still in touch
with that artist you dated?
294
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,752
Who do you mean?
The performance artist
with the big, juicy ass?
295
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,298
-God no, I forgot about him.
-I didn't. Like two canned hams.
296
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,632
No, I'm talking
about that painter.
297
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,010
Oh, you mean
the hot Black guy.
298
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:51,640
Anthony, he is more
than just his race.
He is a person...
299
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,225
and, yes, that is who
I was referring to.
300
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,853
I was thinking of
inviting him to
the Wexley dinner party.
301
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:59,898
LTW has a collection
of African-American artists.
302
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,483
Anthony:
Outta luck, princess.
303
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,860
Stanford lit my old address
book on fire one night.
304
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,071
You want me to ask Juan,
one of my delivery guys?
305
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616
He's Colombian,
but ethnically ambiguous.
306
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,868
-Goodbye, Anthony.
-Goodbye!
307
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,123
-Deirdre... Hi!
-Oh, hi!
308
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,750
-I was just
gonna text you.
-Oh!
309
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,586
By any chance,
are you and Geoff
310
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171
free for dinner
tomorrow night?
311
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,423
Who's Geoff?
312
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,717
-Your husband?
-Oh, (chuckles).
It's pronounced "Joff."
313
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,221
-Oh.
-So last minute, but yes.
314
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,016
Lovely.
I'll call Geoff
to make sure.
315
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,852
Charlotte, oh my god,
I'm so sorry.
316
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,479
We can't come
tomorrow night.
317
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,105
My mother-in-law invited
us to the symphony,
318
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,106
and Herbert didn't
tell me till this morning
319
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,400
because as he said,
he didn't wanna hear me
320
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,736
bitch about it all week,
and he's not wrong.
321
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,947
-Of course, I get it.
Mother-in-law drama.
-(Lisa laughs)
322
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,783
Our dinner will happen
when it happens.
323
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,368
No rush at all.
324
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,911
Thank you for understanding.
325
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,038
-We'll talk later.
-Okay!
326
00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,042
Okay, Geoff and I
are definitely in
for tomorrow night.
327
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,879
Harry has a colonoscopy
on Friday morning,
328
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,756
and I completely forgot.
329
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,342
See? I'm not crazy.
330
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,260
You do drop balls
every now and then.
331
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:14,932
You got me.
Apologies to, to Geoff.
332
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,225
(light R&B playing)
333
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,103
♪ ♪
334
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,732
Uh, sir, I'm not tryin'
to be unreasonable,
335
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,820
but that guy who just
left with the doggy bag
came in after us.
336
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,572
-Am I right about that?
-Yeah, I think so.
337
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,242
With the straw hat?
Um, it's Nya Wallace.
338
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,244
7:30, party of two.
Would you check again?
339
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,080
I'm sorry, again.
We have no record of your
reservation in the system.
340
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:44,044
But, uh, I do have a record
of the reservation right here.
341
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754
Mm-hm, yeah,
you've shown me that
already three times,
342
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,592
but see, it's
not in my system.
343
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,469
Okay, well, then let's
just ignore the evidence,
344
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,596
and say I don't
have a reservation.
I mean, it's possible.
345
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,807
I've made mistakes
in my life...
346
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,726
uh, most recently comin'
into this restaurant.
347
00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,810
(laughs)
348
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,312
What are we gon'
do about it, though?
349
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,982
You know, there are
a couple of cute places
pretty near here.
350
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,942
Miranda,
I'm 37 minutes
into this trial.
351
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,318
-I am not leaving
without a win.
-Got it. Yeah.
352
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,446
One second.
353
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,116
Found you.
You did make
a 7:30 reservation...
354
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,870
-Thank you.
-...at our San Francisco
location.
355
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622
Should I call 'em
and tell 'em
356
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082
we're gonna be
a little bit late?
357
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293
-I'll get to you.
-Okay, thank you. Thank you.
358
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,044
Sateesh, party of two.
359
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,173
I am so sorry.
That was totally not me.
360
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,301
No, that is so,
usually, exactly me.
361
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,930
I'm just so hopped up
on all these, um,
fertility drugs.
362
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,974
Yeah, it's messin'
with my everything.
363
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,603
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I know how
hard that can be.
364
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,687
Wait, you've been
through this?
365
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,564
Waiter:
Water for you ladies.
366
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,316
Thanks.
You have kids?
367
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,985
No and yes.
No to IVF.
368
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,113
Yes, I have
a 17-year-old son
named Brady.
369
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,701
I have a, a good friend who
went through hell with IVF.
370
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,329
-That's how I know.
-Yeah, well, this is
my second trip to hell.
371
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,372
My, uh, first
one didn't take...
372
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,043
which, uh...
373
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,962
is privileged information
between professor and student,
374
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,714
and, as a reminder,
I do have the power
to fail you.
375
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,759
Oh, not, not
unethical at all.
376
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,012
(laughs)
Um...
377
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,848
and so, this is the part
you tell me where
it'll all be worth it.
378
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,683
Counselor, I think you're
leading the witness.
379
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,852
Miranda Hobbes,
are you about to tell me
380
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,770
that motherhood
isn't worth it?
381
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,066
Um... it depends
on the day.
382
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,069
Like today, when my son
called me a bitch
383
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,028
because I sent
his girlfriend home,
384
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,864
and forced him
to do his homework.
385
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,408
-100% not worth it.
-No. No, it's not worth it.
386
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202
No. (laughs)
387
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,830
Haven't heard that
side of the argument.
(laughs)
388
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,705
Menu for you.
389
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,707
-But if having a baby is...
-And you.
390
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,377
is really what you want--
Thank you.
391
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,213
It will be way more
than 100% worth it.
392
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,258
Great, but I don't need
a hard sell, right?
393
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,552
I'm gettin' that
from society,
from my friends,
394
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,887
my family, uh,
my house cleaner.
395
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,348
-You need a new house cleaner.
-Yeah.
396
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,978
Okay, here's the thing.
397
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,231
I don't know why
I'm tellin' you this, probably
the hormones but, um...
398
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,860
when my last round of IVF
didn't go through...
399
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,736
um...
400
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,532
I felt a huge
wave of relief.
401
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,414
And listen,
my husband and I,
we love our life.
402
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,917
I mean,
nobody's life is perfect,
but, my life...
403
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,420
is really
fuckin' close, right?
404
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,170
But then, I--
405
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,759
I'm also afraid that if
I don't have a child,
406
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,136
I'm gonna
regret it one day.
407
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,266
You know,
the thing about regret
408
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,436
is that having a child
doesn't take it away.
409
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,186
Thank you.
410
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,817
There are always gonna be
these roads not taken, right?
411
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,738
I mean, I--
412
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,032
There was a woman
in my class at Harvard.
413
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,952
Not a Rhodes Scholar.
She never married.
She never had kids.
414
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,121
She's a federal judge now.
415
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,916
-Who goes home
to an empty house.
-God!
416
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,794
There are so many nights
417
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,464
when I would love
to be a judge,
418
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,132
and go home
to an empty house.
419
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:19,259
Hmm.
420
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,138
And then,
I see my son
and I'm glad.
421
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,853
And then,
I see his dirty underwear
on my kitchen floor...
422
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,271
-No.
-...and I'm mad.
423
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023
Yeah, I could see that.
424
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,363
-So you can't have it all?
-No... (sighs)
425
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,240
you can.
426
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,157
It's just really fuckin' hard.
427
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,204
Is that your
closing argument?
428
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,750
Your honor...
429
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,545
if this round
of IVF works...
430
00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:00,509
you're gonna love
motherhood every second.
431
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,178
(laughs)
Why don't we get
another round of drinks?
432
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,180
-(laughs) Why don't we?
-Yeah.
433
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:08,684
Mmm, I'm not very open
to this open house.
434
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,020
"Mad Max" meets
"Dances With Wolves."
435
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,523
-I think I used to date
the guy who lives here.
-Really?
436
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,858
Well, generally speaking,
I feel like back in the '90s,
437
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,944
we all dated
the 50-year-old guy
who lives here.
438
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,863
I'm still dating them.
439
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,116
By the way,
feel free to introduce me
440
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,202
to any available men that
you know with a good heart.
441
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,704
Even if they're
fixer-uppers.
I can flip 'em.
442
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,373
Oh, I bet you can.
443
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,335
So, the motorcycle
inside is for what?
444
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,378
Those quick trips
to the bathroom?
445
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,714
See, this is why you
don't leave your furniture
446
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,132
in your place
for the open house.
447
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,217
-All right.
-Okay.
448
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,343
I'm gonna say goodbye
to the realtor. Poor thing.
449
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,229
-Great place, huh?
-Oh! Oh god.
450
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,273
I'm considering
making an offer.
451
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,734
Recently divorced,
and I'm movin' back downtown!
452
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,901
(polite chuckle)
453
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,195
You look like
a downtown lady.
454
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,823
-You wanna check
out the bedroom?
-Ooh, oh--
455
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:08,660
-Let's go. We have to eat.
-Oh, we have to eat.
456
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:13,331
Ooh, (chuckles)
I was about to flee
on the motorcycle.
457
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,584
-Who was that?
-My worst nightmare.
458
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,377
You think that guy was
your worst nightmare?
459
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,171
-Check out this honey bun.
-Mm!
460
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,883
Profile says
he's looking for fun.
461
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,302
-He should be
looking for a shirt.
-(Seema chuckles)
462
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:29,848
Wait, please.
There's so many more gems.
463
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,475
How many dating apps
are you on?
464
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,934
How much time have you got?
465
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,228
I started back in the day
with OkCupid...
466
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,772
-Uh-huh.
-...which was not okay.
It was like
467
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107
are you fucking
with me, Cupid?
468
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,069
Then, I moved to Tinder...
469
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,112
where I met the guy
who cried after sex.
470
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,615
Oh, so he was too Tinder.
471
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,453
I just want someone to create
a dating site that's called,
472
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,789
"Here's the man you've
been searching for, Seema."
473
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957
And you're never married?
Not divorced?
474
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,793
No, happily not divorced.
475
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:02,214
Well, I think it's
great that you're still
putting yourself out there.
476
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,299
Yes. Well, I am.
477
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,843
Ooh, do you wanna split
the cacio e pepe?
478
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,345
-Mm-hm.
-Mm.
479
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,852
Lisa and Herbert run in
an eclectic, diverse crowd.
480
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,729
-Hmm.
-But... right now,
481
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,689
everyone is talking
about Black literature.
482
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,483
You read the article
I sent you, right?
483
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,987
-Yep.
-So name a few
modern Black authors
484
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,032
-that every person is reading.
-(exhales)
485
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,161
-Sadie Smith.
-Zadie with a Z.
486
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,164
Can't I just say I love
Michelle Obama's book?
487
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,500
I feel like you
are not taking
this seriously.
488
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,335
Charlotte, I've been
talkin' my whole life.
489
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,546
Think I can handle
a little dinner chit-chat.
490
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,551
-Do I need it?
-No.
491
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:51,555
Harry!
492
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,853
We lucked out when LTW
canceled the other night,
493
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,856
but that was
our wake-up call.
494
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,442
It is unacceptable that
we do not have a more
diverse friendship circle,
495
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,528
so, tonight,
bring your "A" game.
496
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,489
-Oh god,
you're sweating already.
-Can't imagine why.
497
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,077
-Both: Hi!
-Come on in!
498
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,745
Charlotte:
I know you said not
to bring any gifts,
499
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,914
but we had
to bring Herbert
a little something.
500
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,541
-Aww.
-Harry: It's chocolate.
501
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,584
It's really good
with port,
if he drinks.
502
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,712
Oh, he drinks. He has to.
He's married to this.
503
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,672
Oh.
504
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,799
Uh, I have to go
apologize to the chef
505
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,468
for something my mother-in-law
just said about the appetizers.
506
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:30,594
You all go mingle.
507
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,850
-Harry: Wow!
-Charlotte: Yes,
508
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,602
(indistinct chatter)
509
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,105
Looks like we're
the eclectic and diverse.
510
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,440
Herbert:
Harry, Charlotte.
511
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:47,068
-Hey! Happy birthday, big guy.
-Happy birthday!
512
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,278
Please, come join us.
513
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,198
Oh, look.
It's Gwen, Leo's mom.
514
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,242
Hi, Gwen!
515
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,288
Hi!
I haven't seen you since
Leo transferred to Dalton.
516
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,581
I'm not Gwen.
517
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,626
But I know who
you're talking about.
518
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,878
This is Lisa's
friend, Shawna.
519
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,132
Anybody read the new
Zadie Smith book?
520
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,843
(door closes, keys jingle)
521
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,445
Carrie (on phone):
Hey, you know that part
in "The Wizard of Oz"
522
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:33,573
where the movie goes
from sepia to color?
523
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,743
-Miranda: Yeah.
-I'm experiencing
that in reverse.
524
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,786
What do you mean?
525
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,453
Carrie:
My apartment is
526
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,539
totally beige, everywhere.
527
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,252
There's no sign of me.
528
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:46,461
Sometimes, I look
around this house
529
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,963
and there's...
no sign of me either.
530
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,091
God, it's surreal.
531
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:51,508
It's like we never lived here.
532
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,554
Our life is just... gone.
533
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,723
I'm so sorry
for you, Carrie.
534
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,476
Carrie:
I know... everyone is.
535
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:05,480
Maybe that's why I'm drawn
to Seema, my realtor, you know?
536
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:08,108
When I'm with her,
I can just, um...
537
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,569
you know, pretend like
none of the terrible
stuff has happened.
538
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,405
Well, she didn't know Big.
539
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,990
Carrie:
Exactly.
540
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,659
It's lunch and some laughs,
which is kinda nice.
541
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,620
-Should I be threatened?
-Carrie: Nah, it's probably
542
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,664
more real estate than real.
543
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,165
(clicks light switch)
544
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:28,086
Oh, hell no.
545
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,170
What?
546
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,048
The Peloton is back.
547
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,134
Okay, I gotta get Big and go.
548
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,885
You don't belong here anymore.
549
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,684
(melancholy music plays)
550
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,561
♪ ♪
551
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,908
(clicks light switch)
552
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,954
-Ah.
-(laughs)
553
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,458
Thank you, everybody.
554
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,002
And what is it
you do, Charlotte?
555
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,046
Oh, um, I-I'm
a full-time mom,
556
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,216
and I'm active
on the Events Committee
at our daughter's school,
557
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,093
and that is how
Lisa and I met.
558
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,721
Lisa and Charlotte
are the Thelma and Louise
of that parent group,
559
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:23,391
except without the crime spree
and the double suicide.
560
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,768
(all laughing)
561
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,853
Charlotte is
just being modest.
562
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,481
She's not just a stellar mom,
and killing it at school,
563
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,149
she's also on the board
at The Met.
564
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,026
Eunice: Oh!
565
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,570
So, you know art?
566
00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:38,114
Yes, yes.
It's my passion.
567
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,491
I used to run
an art gallery
a long time ago.
568
00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:43,453
My favorite Art
is Art Smith...
569
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,873
-our financial adviser.
-(all laughing)
570
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,292
He told me that
my daughter-in-law there
571
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,961
spent more money
on these paintings
572
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,422
than my husband,
God rest his soul,
573
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,342
and I spent on
our first house.
574
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,760
All due respect, Mother,
575
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,887
real estate
isn't as costly
in the Carolinas.
576
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,515
Charlotte:
I don't know about
Carolina real estate,
577
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:07,018
but, in terms of art, I can't
think of a better investment
578
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,771
-than what Lisa
has selected here.
-Really?
579
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:14,234
The Gordon Parks
photographs are amazing,
580
00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,403
and the one by
Carrie Mae Weems.
581
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,613
The collection includes
Deborah Roberts,
582
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,907
and, oh, Barkley Hendricks,
583
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,326
and the early work
by Derrick Adams,
584
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,955
which is like owning early
sheet music by Beethoven.
585
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,331
-Oh.
-And then,
my personal favorite
586
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,293
is the Mickalene Thomas
in there.
587
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,713
She did the very first portrait
of First Lady Michelle Obama.
588
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,509
-I loved her book!
-(all laughing)
589
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,303
So, I don't think that
you and Mr. Art Smith
590
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,305
have anything
to worry about.
591
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,473
With the keen eye of Lisa,
592
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,436
the family is
in very good hands.
593
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:51,604
Yes, we are.
594
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,482
How about some
birthday cake,
and, uh,
595
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,984
-my favorite port
in the den?
-Yeah.
596
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,694
-Yeah?
-Shall we?
597
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,866
Oh, thank you,
thank you, Thelma!
598
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:03,658
unless you
wanna be Louise.
599
00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:05,994
Oh, no, I am
definitely Thelma.
600
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,121
(laughs)
601
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,458
♪ ♪
602
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,235
♪ ♪
603
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,904
Just till I can figure out
where you really want to be.
604
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,409
Ah.
605
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,421
♪ ♪
606
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,389
(knocks at door)
607
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,397
-You're smoking?
-Stanford's in Japan?
608
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,275
♪ Go, daddy, go ♪
609
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,735
That's Ashley,
610
00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:23,821
the 17-year-old
Long Island TikTok
star he manages.
611
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,573
She's huge in Asia.
612
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,284
She asked him to go
on tour with her.
613
00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:29,786
(turns off music)
614
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:34,082
I do not get her,
but then, I'm old, gay...
615
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,834
-and not Japanese.
-Well, fine,
good, sayonara,
616
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,087
but why the dramatic note?
617
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,215
"By the time you read this,
I'll be in Tokyo."
618
00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:45,218
I mean, wh-wh-who is he?
The lost Brontë sister?
619
00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,928
He said he couldn't
bring himself to tell you
620
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,222
he was leaving
face-to-face
after Big died.
621
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,057
Right, and a, a note
is so much more
622
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,809
-compassionate.
-Oh, you know Stanny.
623
00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,770
He hates to disappoint
people... in person.
624
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,941
Still, you know, if it--
If something good
625
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:00,984
is happening in one
of my friends' lives,
626
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:04,404
and I'm, I'm assuming
he considers this good...
627
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,781
I'd wanna know about it.
628
00:31:06,864 --> 00:31:09,659
You know, no, no matter
what is going on in mine.
629
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:13,121
Good news or bad,
I'd wanna know.
630
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,455
-Really?
-Mm-hm.
631
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,457
I got a letter, too.
632
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,252
-He wants a divorce.
-Oh.
633
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:25,049
I don't get it.
We were so happy.
634
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,218
We had a great time
at your dinner.
635
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,637
-We loved everyone.
-Oh, and everyone loved you.
636
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,847
Thank you so much
for having my back
with Eunice.
637
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,308
You're like
the mother-in-law
whisperer.
638
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,435
-(Charlotte laughs)
-Such a good friend.
639
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,020
Well, I hope so.
640
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399
I have
a confession to make.
641
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,818
I was really panicked
642
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,446
having you and Herbert
over for dinner
643
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:49,073
because I realized
you would be the only
Black couple there.
644
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,244
Hmm... that's really crazy
645
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,622
because I was worried
that you and Harry
would be nervous
646
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,624
being the only white people
at my dinner party.
647
00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:00,043
-Did we seem nervous?
-He sweat through his suit.
648
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,005
That's on me.
649
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,049
I pushed him so hard.
650
00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:07,550
I just-- I want to do
everything right.
651
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,678
-Good luck.
-Seriously,
652
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,430
I was so desperate
this week...
653
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,682
I invited Deirdre.
654
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,434
Okay, now you're doin'
the wrong thing.
655
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,602
How'd you get out of that?
656
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,355
I pretended
to drop a ball.
657
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,190
-Took one for the team.
-Mm-hm.
658
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,483
Aww.
659
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,528
Hello? Safe to come in?
660
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323
Is the open house closed?
661
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:34,118
-Come on in. Coast is clear.
-I got us some sushi.
662
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:39,290
So tell me, uh, how did it go
at the "Beige-a-palooza"?
663
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,710
A lot of interest.
One definite,
two potential offers.
664
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,045
I might show it
again next week
665
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,798
just to drive
the interest
up even more.
666
00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:50,134
All right, so, um,
so your magical moving
worked, I guess.
667
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804
Always does.
Oh, there was
a little mishap.
668
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,641
I was moving a photo into
a drawer and the glass broke.
669
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,602
-Which photo?
-The one on your bedside table.
670
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,522
I must've hit it
on the corner,
671
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,524
and it just shattered.
672
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,984
-Why were you even touching it?
-Well, it was a personal item,
673
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,695
and you were supposed
to tuck it away.
674
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,738
-It is a personal item.
-No, I understand.
675
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,908
-But it's only that--
-You said they move Picassos,
that nothing would get broken.
676
00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:17,412
And, unfortunately, this
was my bad, not theirs,
677
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,288
but it can be fixed.
678
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,958
Only the glass is broken,
the photo's intact,
679
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:24,836
so I'll just
replace the glass.
680
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:28,172
You can't just
replace the glass.
681
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,425
That picture was
on his side of the bed.
682
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,969
He touched that
glass all the time.
683
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,639
You-- the, the glass
is not replaceable.
684
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,101
Well... I'm sorry.
685
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,102
Well, you don't
seem very sorry.
686
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:45,481
You're sitting there,
you know, pretty casually.
687
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,775
You know, "Oh, it just--
We'll just replace the glass.
688
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,944
You know, it's not--
No big deal. No worries."
689
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,321
No worries?
He was the,
the love of my life.
690
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,824
Actually... I'm not
like that at all. I--
691
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,785
Well, that's, that's
how it seems to me.
692
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,624
He's gone, it's broken,
and no one can fix it.
693
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,172
I am very sorry, I am.
694
00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,966
I assure you,
I had no intention
695
00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,385
of being insensitive
to your situation.
696
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,806
(sighs) Sometimes...
697
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,018
people aren't aware
of how insensitive
they may seem...
698
00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,022
and, I guess, today that
could apply to me.
699
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,402
Or to you...
at the restaurant
the other day.
700
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,239
Me?
How was I insensitive?
701
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,827
When we were talking
about me dating, you said
something like--
702
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,662
Well, no, it wasn't
"something like."
703
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,583
I... remember
exactly what it was.
You said...
704
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,836
"Well, it's great you're still
putting yourself out there.
705
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,675
"Well, it's great you're still
putting yourself out there.
706
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:55,885
"Good for you, Seema,
trying to find yourself a man
707
00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:59,806
to marry after all
those years of no luck."
708
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,390
No, no, that's not
the way I meant it.
709
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,851
You know, I'm sure,
but that's how I heard it.
710
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,233
If I'm being really honest...
711
00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:11,859
maybe you have
a point, Carrie.
712
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,028
Maybe there's
a little part of me
713
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:16,864
that doesn't feel
sorry for you...
714
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,200
'cause at least you found
the love of your life
715
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,453
and you had him for
many wonderful years,
and in my eyes,
716
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:26,415
that is something worth still
putting yourself out there for.
717
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,128
I agree.
718
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,557
Would you like some yellowtail?
719
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:45,726
Is it from the place
on Madison?
720
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,689
(both laughing)
721
00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,732
(indistinct chatter)
722
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,068
Carrie:
And just like that...
723
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,320
we began our real friendship.
724
00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,658
(bright music playing)
725
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,785
♪ ♪
726
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,304
("If You Got a Problem"
by Joy Oladokun)
727
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,472
♪ If you got a problem ♪
728
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,268
♪ I got a problem too ♪
729
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,687
♪ If you're standin'
at the bottom ♪
730
00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,399
♪ I'll reach out for you ♪
731
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,610
♪ If you need someone
to lean on ♪
732
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,445
♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪
733
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,780
♪ I will carry you through ♪
734
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,783
♪ If you got a problem ♪
735
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,161
♪ I got a problem too ♪
736
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,248
♪ If you leave ♪
737
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,210
♪ I'll come runnin' ♪
738
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:59,050
♪ And we'll find
a better way ♪
739
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,968
♪ If you got a problem ♪
740
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,014
♪ I got a problem too ♪
741
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,265
♪ If you're standin'
at the bottom ♪
742
00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,978
♪ I'll reach out for you ♪
743
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,939
♪ If you need someone
to lean on ♪
744
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,066
♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪
745
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,652
♪ I will carry you through ♪
746
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,570
♪ If you got a problem ♪
747
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,532
♪ I got a problem too ♪
748
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,578
♪ Everybody needs ♪
749
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:31,123
♪ Somethin' to believe ♪
750
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,168
♪ If you want you can always
put your faith in me ♪
751
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,215
♪ I don't know it all ♪
752
00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,426
♪ But I know how
it feels to fall ♪
753
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:48,599
♪ With a helpin' hand,
you'll find your feet ♪
754
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,768
♪ If you got a problem ♪
755
00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:54,689
♪ I got a problem too ♪
756
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,649
♪ If you need someone
to lean on ♪
757
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,609
♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪
758
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,070
♪ I will carry you through ♪
759
00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,073
♪ If you got a problem ♪
760
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,618
♪ I'll reach out for you ♪
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