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Okay.
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Your plane's delayed.
That gives you extra time.
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Okay, are they assembled?
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They're going in there right now.
Aren't you excited?
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Well, yes. Yes. I gotta. . . .
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Okay, let's get started.
I have to go to Bermuda, so--
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With Victor?
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This is you. Yeah.
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We need to take care of a few things.
Let's welcome Liza. She starts today.
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-What?
ALLY: She accepted John's job offer.
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-We're glad to have you.
-Thank you.
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-Liza will work out of John's office--
-Why does she get it?
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John loaned it to her.
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John loaned it.
What else did John extend to Liza?
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-That's not appropriate, Nelle.
-Did he give her his hole?
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Oh, please.
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It's John's office.
He can designate. . .
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. . .who he wants to have it.
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Thank you.
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I have a trial starting today.
I could use some backup.
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-I'm free.
-Richard, you might distract me.
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-I find you attractive.
-Give me a break.
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What's the case?
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My client's being charged with bigamy.
She has two husbands.
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-What's your defense?
-She's entitled.
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-Belle, will you help me?
-The name is Nelle.
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It says "Morgan"
on your birth certificate.
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-Morgan?
-Move along.
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Wait. Morgan Porter?
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Move along.
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Since we're moving along,
I hired another associate.
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It's a lawyer I was wooing
for my own firm.
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After I came here, I continued
the woo, and I was successful.
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-You hired somebody.
-Yes, I did. I think you'll love him.
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You understand that any offer. . .
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. . .you make is not binding on us.
So it--
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Wilson, hi. This is Richard. . .
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. . .Corretta, Ally. . .
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. . .somebody.
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And Morgan. You know. . .
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. . .we were discussing your job,
and there may be a problem.
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As long as I get my agreed-upon salary,
I don't care.
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I'd love to stick around,
but I got clients coming in.
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The slutty secretary said there's an
empty office upstairs. I'll use it for now.
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Love to get to know all of you. . .
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. . .but Liza says you're nice.
I'll take her word. Later.
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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Tom Dooley
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
That ljust can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine the light
To fiind my way back home
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Oh, baby
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Oh, yeah
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Oh, my.
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-Oh, my!
-Hello.
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Hello.
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I'm Claire Otoms.
And you're, well. . . .
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-You're lovely.
-Thank you.
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You're not
a little bachelorette treat. . .
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. . .sent to celebrate my
upcoming nuptials, are you?
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I'm a new attorney. Wilson Jade.
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Wonderful. If I were 1 0 years younger,
I'd invite you home for a nightcap.
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You're wonderful.
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-Hello, Nelle.
-Hello.
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Christmas has come early this year.
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-This is Wilson.
-Yes, we met. Hi.
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Hello. Is it Morgan?
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It's Nelle.
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-Am I in the girls' room?
-It's unisex.
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At Cage, Fish and McBeal, we
don't distinguish between the sexes.
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If you need anything--
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Actually, I could use some help on
a case. And you might be suitable.
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You're not a nice person, are you?
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-Not at all.
-Excellent.
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Come by my office. We can discuss it.
If you have time.
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We need both husbands there
to show their support.
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-It's important that the jury see that.
-Okay.
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I don't want to risk prison.
If there's a plea. . . .
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-We won't lose.
-How are you sure? The law--
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What's wrong?
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I could swear that Napoleon
was looking at me.
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I think you're feeling a bit on trial.
Because you're about to go on trial.
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Liza, I am nervous. I have lawyer
friends telling me I can't win.
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Are you sure--?
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Okay, I may be crazy, but I really do
think Napoleon is staring at us.
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Hey! Who's back there?
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I know somebody's back there,
and I think it's John Cage.
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(JOHN STUTTERS]
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John, you meet me in your hole
this instant!
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Balls.
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I assure you,
it was very benign peeping.
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Do you live inside the walls?
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No. This is my hole.
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There's a passageway.
Connects to my office.
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I apologize for the. . . .
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Isn't he like a cute little stuffy?
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And such a good little lawyer.
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Yes, you are.
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-Yes, you are!
-Okay.
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I could be wrong, but
I don't think he enjoys being pinched.
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I always forget to release.
He's just so cute.
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John, while you're here. . .
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. . .we're about to start
a difficult bigamy case. . .
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. . .which I guess you heard
as Napoleon.
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We could use your help.
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-Well--
-The mariachis will understand.
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He's a mariachi singer. It's so cute.
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You are?
I always wanted to do that.
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Let's not mock me, if you don't mind.
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I'm serious. I was rejected
because I'm a woman.
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I wanted to be a mariachi singer.
I even went to Mexico to live.
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-I went to Mexico. Tell her.
-He did.
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I used to wear out my
parents' Kingston Trio records.
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"EI Matador," "The Tijuana Jail. "
I thought they were Mexican.
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What's the matter?
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"Tom Dooley. "
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"Tom Dooley" was my favorite. Ever.
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He sounds quite Mexican.
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It's a Kingston Trio song.
I pretended I was Tom Dooley.
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Tom Dooley was hung in the song.
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-It was more the crying part, but--
-Earth to square pants.
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Maybe we should talk about the case.
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Will you help, John?
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But how could you win?
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I hope to settle without trial.
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She was married to him. How can a wife
sue a husband for sexual harassment?
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We've already sued. But can we prevail?
We can, if we make two showings.
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First, she had a bastard
for a husband.
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Second, she's now got one
for a lawyer. He'll settle.
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She was my wife, for God's sake.
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A husband can oppress his wife?
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Oppress? I showed affection.
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Plenty of wives would kill for that
kind of oppression.
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According to your ex-wife, you
complained about not having enough sex.
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-Are you married, Mr. Jade?
-No, I'm not.
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When a husband complains about not
enough sex, that's called foreplay.
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-This is what I had to deal with!
-Tell us about it, Connie.
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I want to say something.
Most married men cheat.
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They look in other places. I looked
for it with my wife. And I get sued?
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Being married to a person doesn't mean
you can squeeze her breasts whenever.
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You love, honor and obey.
Doesn't mean grope, you pig.
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Let's see what kind of grope you
get on the open market.
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-Can he say that?
-It's being recorded.
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-You record her calling me a pig?
-Settle down.
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I want to draw your attention to a
vacation with your ex-wife to Florida.
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Is it true, and correct me if it's not,
did you on one occasion. . .
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. . . "wrap your penis with a
slice of American cheese. . .
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. . .and douse it with ketchup"?
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Did that happen, sir?
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Look. We were having problems.
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Our therapist told us to try something
unconventional to spice up our sex life.
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Do you remember what you said to
your ex-wife when she got into bed?
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I told her to have a
Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
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The law is the law, Liza.
And she broke it.
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-In some states, oral sex is illegal.
-Bigamy is a little more serious.
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You don't take oral sex seriously?
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We're on the same side. Would
you please stop trying to rattle me?
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Yeah. Force of habit.
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Can I come watch?
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Come watch? Nicole, you're on trial.
You have to be there.
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I don't mean the trial.
I mean you, singing mariachi.
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We should concentrate on the case.
You're very much in jeopardy here.
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You may love these men. . .
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. . .and they may be okay with sharing
a wife, but the law is what it is.
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And if convicted,
you're looking at prison.
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Detective, how did you discover
she was married to two men?
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We were tipped off.
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We checked the records to learn she'd
married two different men in two states.
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-The first marriage wasn't dissolved?
-She remains legally married to both.
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-We arrested her for bigamy.
-Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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That's okay. I thought it was my turn.
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-I just had the one.
-Go ahead.
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-Really?
-I don't mind.
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Good afternoon. I'm John Cage,
a lawyer representing the defendant.
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I am sorry.
I almost forgot to ask my question.
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-May I still?
-Of course.
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Sir, you testified that my client. . .
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. . .still remains legally married
to both men today?
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-Correct.
-If it's legal, why'd you arrest her?
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It's not legal. I mean, she's on the
books as being legally married.
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Which is illegal. . . .
To be on the books as legal.
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It's a little confusing.
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It's a confusing law, this one about
bigamy. How many of you are confused?
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-Yes, Ms. Bump?
-I'm confused about who's protected.
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Objection. What's this?
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He asked who's confused.
I thought he'd like to know why.
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-How many wanna know why?
-Objection.
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Mr. Cage. Ms. Bump.
Proceed without the nonsense.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry.
All I had left was nonsense.
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-You?
-That's all I had.
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Is it wise to make light of it?
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-We're saying the law's silly.
-If we get the jury to agree. . .
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. . .they will never put you in jail.
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-Her husbands are outside.
-They can come in.
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Gentlemen?
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, baby.
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-What happens next?
-I believe I testify, right?
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-Yes.
-Then the psychologist.
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We may possibly call one of you.
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-You okay?
-I'm fine. Fine.
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-How are you?
-I'm okay.
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It's always tough
on the husbands, isn't it?
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Can I help you?
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Just looking.
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Wilson. Have we heard anything?
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-Yeah. In my office.
-Okay.
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-They offered 25 to make it go away.
-25? That's nothing.
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-I'll turn it down.
-Whoa.
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25 for this case is not nothing.
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Connie, you're suing your husband
for making sexual overtures.
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Husbands are expected
to come on to their wives.
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I'll get you more. Can you give
me and Nelle a second?
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CLAIRE:
Ow!
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The client is the customer.
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Never try to sell her something
she doesn't want.
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-We won't get more for this.
-Yes, we will.
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-Have you considered the merits?
-Nelle, look at me.
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Do I strike you as a person
who concerns himself with merits?
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I'll think about it
and let you know.
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CLAIRE:
Ah!
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I married Peter in 1 982.
We were childhood sweethearts.
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-And then, in 1 994, you married Steven.
-Yes.
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We were in medical practice together.
That's how we met.
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-Medical practice?
-We're both neurologists.
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Oh. Well, why not divorce Peter
before marrying Steven?
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I never fell out of love with Peter.
I love them both.
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-But individually--
-They weren't enough?
234
00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:13,890
I know how it sounds.
235
00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:17,728
Peter and I have a relationship
predicated on childhood ideologies.
236
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:24,406
We grew up in the same world. He gets
parts of me that nobody else does.
237
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:27,123
But why isn't he enough?
238
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:32,733
I can't talk to him about my job,
which is a big part of my life.
239
00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:38,087
And I need someone who understands
what it's like to do what I do all day.
240
00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:40,807
But are they okay with this?
241
00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:45,211
It was an adjustment.
But they want to be married to me. . .
242
00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:49,651
. . .even if it's not full-time.
And I want to be married to them.
243
00:16:49,853 --> 00:16:53,732
How many men will you marry, Mrs.--
Is it Carrens or Lewiston?
244
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:56,766
It's Naples.
It sounds like you disapprove.
245
00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:59,533
Bigamy is not my choice
for a lifestyle.
246
00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,644
-So you agree it's a choice?
-No, I don't.
247
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,929
-So it's not a choice?
-I'll ask the questions.
248
00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:05,970
-So you agree it's a question?
-No.
249
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,964
-Then what do you have to ask me?
-Your Honor.
250
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:11,529
-Ms. Naples?
-Your Honor, he can ask his questions.
251
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:16,170
But if he wants to introduce conclusions,
I'd think he should wait till closing.
252
00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,603
I'm not a lawyer, but I'd think.
253
00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:21,122
Why not keep these men as friends?
254
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:26,727
Close friends. Best friends. Why have
sexual relations with them both?
255
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:29,049
I'm not on trial for having sex.
256
00:17:29,253 --> 00:17:33,724
I could be married to one, sleeping with
the other. I wouldn't be facing charges.
257
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:36,003
Just the same,
I'm sure the jury wants to know. . .
258
00:17:36,573 --> 00:17:38,882
. . .why sex with two different men?
259
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:42,924
If you stipulate
that who I have sex with. . .
260
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:48,247
. . .is relevant to the crime I'm charged
with, I'll answer your question.
261
00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:50,125
-She's smarter than us.
-Sh.
262
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,085
-I'm just saying.
-Shh.
263
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,847
Is it relevant, Mr. Tisbury?
264
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:58,287
No.
265
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:13,047
He's right about the jury questioning it.
Conjugal relations with two men. . . .
266
00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:14,812
Sounds awful.
267
00:18:15,013 --> 00:18:17,766
We all have multiple personas.
Not clinically. . .
268
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,646
. . .but our personalities
are altered by the company we keep.
269
00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:23,890
As a scientist,
I can say it's impossible. . .
270
00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:27,130
. . .for one to link with another
on emotional. . .
271
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,893
-. . .cognitive, intellectual--
-I get that.
272
00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:33,165
But marriage, that's about commitment,
isn't it?
273
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,965
(MUSICIANS TUNING THEIR INSTRUMENTS]
274
00:18:35,453 --> 00:18:38,172
-John, break time's over.
-Yay!
275
00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:46,332
Here's a famous Mexican song
dedicated to the beautiful lady.
276
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,649
Which one? There are two of us.
277
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,125
Hang down your head,
Tom Dooley
278
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,688
Hang down your head and cry
279
00:18:57,293 --> 00:18:58,612
Oh, my God.
280
00:18:59,853 --> 00:19:01,411
Poor boy, you're bound to die
281
00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:07,001
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley
Hang down your head and cry
282
00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:12,802
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley
Poor boy, you're bound to die
283
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:18,568
If you truly want to sing,
we could arrange one song.
284
00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:20,047
Really?
285
00:19:20,253 --> 00:19:24,644
Want to go straight Mexican? The band
is taken now with the Kingston Trio.
286
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:27,492
I'll do either. This is me.
287
00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:32,164
-One of your two houses.
-Yeah. I live here with Peter.
288
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:40,521
Nicole, if you'd agree to voluntarily
dissolve one of your marriages. . .
289
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:44,692
-. . .we could plead out with probation.
-I love both of them.
290
00:19:45,013 --> 00:19:49,882
Could you ask a mother to part with
a kid because she has more than one?
291
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:52,204
It's a little different.
292
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:57,282
We don't question a parent's ability
to love two children unconditionally.
293
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,685
Why is it so absurd for a woman
to love two men?
294
00:20:00,893 --> 00:20:04,647
This is a societal norm.
It has nothing to do with nature.
295
00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:09,529
-Spoken like a man caught cheating.
-I don't cheat on anybody.
296
00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:12,890
We could make it go away.
297
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:17,809
Yes, if I am willing to let other
people's values be imposed on me.
298
00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:23,606
I love my husbands.
I want to stay married to them.
299
00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:25,566
Okay.
300
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:29,092
Night.
301
00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:30,812
Night.
302
00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:01,483
-I'm drawn to her.
-John.
303
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:05,242
I'm not happy about it, damn it,
but she has this way.
304
00:21:05,453 --> 00:21:08,047
What do you mean, "this way"?
305
00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:10,813
Haven't you seen a woman with a way?
306
00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:15,643
She has this mellifluous voice. She
almost surrounds you with her sound.
307
00:21:15,853 --> 00:21:18,321
-Marry her. Everybody else has.
-She's not promiscuous.
308
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,091
She has two husbands.
309
00:21:20,293 --> 00:21:25,208
I'm having trouble reconciling both that
and being drawn to her. But I am.
310
00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:29,884
I just want to curl up
all fetal-like in her. . .
311
00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:33,529
. . .toned yet supple arms.
She has magnificent arms.
312
00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:38,326
They're tapered so. She has the
forearm of a newborn's mother.
313
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:44,452
It's love muscle. That's what it is.
The love muscle of a newborn's mother.
314
00:21:48,013 --> 00:21:49,332
Yes.
315
00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:52,012
You ready?
316
00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:55,171
To do what?
I'm not clear on my role here.
317
00:21:55,373 --> 00:21:57,329
It's good cop, bad cop.
318
00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,889
You pick up the pieces
after I shatter everything.
319
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:05,531
-What exactly are you gonna do?
-I'm gonna ruin any chance of settling.
320
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,724
-Then I'm going to. . .?
-Settle it.
321
00:22:08,693 --> 00:22:12,481
Talk to him in a soft, gentle voice.
Maybe touch his arm.
322
00:22:12,653 --> 00:22:15,087
Let him know you understand.
323
00:22:15,253 --> 00:22:17,813
I'm not comfortable with that.
324
00:22:18,013 --> 00:22:21,403
I'm only asking you to pretend
to be nice.
325
00:22:21,853 --> 00:22:23,764
See you in there.
326
00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:25,362
-Jade.
-Fish.
327
00:22:25,573 --> 00:22:28,883
What--? What's up with him?
ls he any good?
328
00:22:29,093 --> 00:22:33,769
I have no idea.
But I'll certainly let you know.
329
00:22:37,093 --> 00:22:39,812
-What do you mean, a new witness?
-She's a rebuttal witness.
330
00:22:40,013 --> 00:22:43,483
-If defense needs time--
-I object. I object. I object.
331
00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:47,481
So do l. That makes four objections.
You can't overrule them all.
332
00:22:47,693 --> 00:22:51,402
-I'm not amused.
-Who knew? What with all the giggles.
333
00:22:51,613 --> 00:22:56,209
I'm allowing the witness. You can
recess before you cross. Now sit.
334
00:22:57,053 --> 00:23:00,932
-Mr. Tisbury, proceed.
-The prosecution calls Tally Cup.
335
00:23:02,413 --> 00:23:03,971
Oh, no.
336
00:23:05,173 --> 00:23:06,765
"Oh, no"?
337
00:23:07,413 --> 00:23:09,973
I don't like this "oh, no. "
Who is she?
338
00:23:10,653 --> 00:23:12,723
An ex-friend.
339
00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:15,886
Oh, no.
340
00:23:16,093 --> 00:23:19,244
You swear to tell the truth,
so help you God?
341
00:23:19,453 --> 00:23:21,171
-I do.
-Be seated.
342
00:23:22,213 --> 00:23:25,011
Could you state your name
and occupation?
343
00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:29,092
My name is Tally Cup. I'm a
radiologist at Beth lsrael Hospital.
344
00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:32,285
-Ms. Cup, do you know the defendant?
-I do.
345
00:23:32,493 --> 00:23:34,290
What's your relationship?
346
00:23:34,493 --> 00:23:37,371
Six years ago, we were
roommates for a year.
347
00:23:37,573 --> 00:23:40,531
Roommates.
Was the relationship sexual?
348
00:23:40,733 --> 00:23:41,961
Objection.
Is this Relevant?
349
00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:45,882
Ms. Naples sat here, pontificating
the virtues of her marriages.
350
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,731
-How does this witness--?
-If I could. . . .
351
00:23:47,933 --> 00:23:51,448
Pipe down.
Your Honor, this is out of order.
352
00:23:51,653 --> 00:23:54,372
Defense will argue
jury nullification. . .
353
00:23:54,573 --> 00:23:57,371
. . .that her actions were reasonable.
The promiscuity--
354
00:23:57,573 --> 00:24:00,371
Your Honor, I told him to pipe down!
355
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,131
Mr. Cage, one more outburst. . .
356
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:06,042
. . .I'll tape your mouth shut.
Do not think I'm kidding.
357
00:24:06,253 --> 00:24:07,811
Now sit.
358
00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:16,486
So Ms. Cup. . .
359
00:24:16,693 --> 00:24:19,924
. . .you had a lesbian partnership
with the defendant?
360
00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:25,685
We're both heterosexual, but I
suppose the relationship was lesbian.
361
00:24:25,893 --> 00:24:29,568
-I'm a little confused.
-If he's confused, that's doubt.
362
00:24:29,773 --> 00:24:34,688
If the prosecution has a reasonable
doubt, how can we not dismiss this?
363
00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:43,092
LAWYER: lf you're both heterosexual,
was the relationship experimental?
364
00:24:43,293 --> 00:24:45,011
Not really.
365
00:24:45,213 --> 00:24:47,932
Look, we were very close friends. . .
366
00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,851
. . .with many common interests. . .
367
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:56,242
. . .bonded in a multitude of arenas,
with one consensus in particular.
368
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,364
-Which was?
-For women. . .
369
00:24:58,573 --> 00:25:01,007
. . .sex is mostly in the touching.
370
00:25:01,213 --> 00:25:06,412
And it is unfortunate for heterosexual
ladies, but the truth is. . .
371
00:25:06,613 --> 00:25:13,086
. . .no one knows how or where to touch
a woman better than another woman.
372
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:17,164
I happen to know. And Nicole. . .
373
00:25:17,653 --> 00:25:19,291
. . .she definitely knows.
374
00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:24,724
She was able to go places
men don't even know exist.
375
00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:30,650
Men think erotic is
boom, bang, rough, deep.
376
00:25:31,453 --> 00:25:34,604
Women know. Nicole knew.
377
00:25:35,013 --> 00:25:38,608
Erotic is soft and gentle.
378
00:25:38,813 --> 00:25:40,724
Sometimes delicate.
379
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,810
Sitting over there. . .
380
00:25:44,013 --> 00:25:47,722
. . .is the most delicate touch
on earth.
381
00:25:48,253 --> 00:25:52,610
Trust me.
I contract just looking at her.
382
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,283
JOHN:
Oh, my God.
383
00:25:56,613 --> 00:25:58,046
That's all I have.
384
00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:08,203
No court will allow a claim for
sexual harassment within a marriage.
385
00:26:08,413 --> 00:26:12,326
Why not? The government's dying
to get in the bedroom.
386
00:26:12,493 --> 00:26:13,642
Not with marriage.
387
00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:15,769
-We can discuss the merits--
-There are none.
388
00:26:15,973 --> 00:26:20,251
The only question you have to ask
yourself and your client:
389
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:25,168
What are his friends gonna say?
His colleagues? His girlfriend?
390
00:26:25,373 --> 00:26:28,683
It comes out,
when he serves his Quarter Pounder. . .
391
00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:31,646
. . .he asks the customer
to hold the mayo.
392
00:26:32,453 --> 00:26:36,048
Is that what this is?
You're gonna blackmail him?
393
00:26:36,253 --> 00:26:40,371
-It's a pattern of sexual harassment.
-You're scum.
394
00:26:40,573 --> 00:26:43,133
That isn't relevant.
The cheeseburger is.
395
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,403
And will I use it at trial?
396
00:26:45,613 --> 00:26:48,207
Only for the beginning,
middle and end.
397
00:26:48,413 --> 00:26:53,009
I'll enjoy myself. Tell your client that.
Tell him to bring his patty. . .
398
00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:56,569
. . .bring the pickle and ketchup.
I'll bring the relish.
399
00:26:57,493 --> 00:27:01,805
In fact, this sounds like so much fun,
I don't want to settle.
400
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:12,522
I'm not proud of his tactics, but there
is relevance to introduce that stuff.
401
00:27:13,453 --> 00:27:18,288
Let's you and I talk, without Mr. Jade.
See if we can make it go away.
402
00:27:18,493 --> 00:27:20,131
He can't do this.
403
00:27:20,493 --> 00:27:22,006
I know how you feel.
404
00:27:22,613 --> 00:27:27,641
But he can do this. Let's you and I
settle it from under him.
405
00:27:30,573 --> 00:27:32,848
It is not the end of the world.
406
00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:35,726
It is, damn it.
That witness just hurt us.
407
00:27:35,933 --> 00:27:37,525
-Why?
-What?
408
00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:40,566
Did you say "why"?
They just depicted her. . .
409
00:27:40,773 --> 00:27:44,288
. . .as being this expert on touching.
410
00:27:45,773 --> 00:27:46,808
Gee.
411
00:27:47,173 --> 00:27:50,643
Our whole case depends
on her not being aberrant.
412
00:27:50,853 --> 00:27:54,528
Now, in addition to two husbands
she had a toucher.
413
00:27:56,893 --> 00:28:00,568
I think he's mad because
his mouth got taped.
414
00:28:01,733 --> 00:28:05,965
The thing with Tally happened when I
was having trouble in my marriages.
415
00:28:06,173 --> 00:28:10,325
That's not really who I am. I don't
get off on touching heterosexual women.
416
00:28:10,533 --> 00:28:12,410
This won't affect our case.
417
00:28:12,613 --> 00:28:16,526
For us to win, you have to seem
relatable to the jury.
418
00:28:16,733 --> 00:28:19,645
And that just became
a lot more difficult.
419
00:28:20,093 --> 00:28:22,653
Am I less relatable to you?
420
00:28:22,853 --> 00:28:24,445
Yeah. To be honest, yes.
421
00:28:24,653 --> 00:28:28,851
The Kingston Trio didn't sing
about a woman with two husbands. . .
422
00:28:29,053 --> 00:28:32,204
. . .who liked to touch
female radiologists.
423
00:28:32,413 --> 00:28:34,927
We all have pasts. I'm sure you do.
424
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,203
-I'm not judging you.
-You are.
425
00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:41,088
As your lawyer,
I'm recommending we try to plead out.
426
00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:44,805
I want to keep going.
427
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,122
May I ask why?
428
00:28:46,853 --> 00:28:51,449
I guess I'm willing to accept
the jury's verdict, but not yours.
429
00:28:57,253 --> 00:29:00,689
I know I'm short,
but I think she likes you.
430
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:29,649
-Well, well, well.
-Hi, Morgan.
431
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,083
Hi. How's the trial going?
432
00:29:32,293 --> 00:29:33,567
What's the catch?
433
00:29:34,053 --> 00:29:38,729
I was upset to find that people could
go online and get birth records. . .
434
00:29:38,893 --> 00:29:42,932
. . .and learn people's real names.
Until I learned yours, Liza.
435
00:29:43,093 --> 00:29:44,970
Or should I say Debbie?
436
00:29:46,133 --> 00:29:49,728
You'd better run to court, Debbie.
Don't be late, Debbie.
437
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:53,405
Have a nice day, Debbie.
438
00:30:01,853 --> 00:30:04,287
-I could've sworn I heard--
-Claire?
439
00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:06,726
Nelle, hello.
440
00:30:07,653 --> 00:30:11,168
-What are you doing?
-Going to the little girls' room.
441
00:30:11,373 --> 00:30:13,409
Any reason you couldn't use the door?
442
00:30:14,093 --> 00:30:15,765
She was looking for me.
443
00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:19,923
Hello. I'm Claire Otoms.
444
00:30:21,133 --> 00:30:22,486
Did you talk to him?
445
00:30:22,693 --> 00:30:27,209
I just got off the phone.
I'll fill you in. I just called Connie.
446
00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:29,012
-Jade.
-Fish.
447
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:30,966
Hey, Claire.
448
00:30:37,853 --> 00:30:39,286
LAWYER:
She broke the law.
449
00:30:39,493 --> 00:30:43,122
It's that simple.
That's all you need to ask yourself.
450
00:30:43,773 --> 00:30:48,051
Did she knowingly marry a man
while legally married to another?
451
00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:52,043
She did. The real question, however. . .
452
00:30:52,253 --> 00:30:56,565
. . .is whether you will live up to your
sworn duty to uphold this law.
453
00:30:56,773 --> 00:31:01,927
The defense wants you to ignore your
burden and to like the defendant. . .
454
00:31:02,213 --> 00:31:05,523
. . .and not put her in jail.
The issue is not. . .
455
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:08,770
. . .whether Nicole Naples
is a nice person.
456
00:31:08,973 --> 00:31:12,568
The issue is, did she break the law?
457
00:31:14,293 --> 00:31:15,806
She did.
458
00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:29,331
-I'm sorry.
-I thought I was closing.
459
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,402
-No. We agreed.
-I've prepared one.
460
00:31:32,813 --> 00:31:34,087
Well, let's be fair.
461
00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:37,406
Eenie, meenie, minie, mo. . . .
462
00:31:37,613 --> 00:31:41,288
Mr. Cage? Ms. Bump?
One of you close, the other sit.
463
00:31:42,453 --> 00:31:44,125
Okay. You go.
464
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,843
Silly, isn't it?
465
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:55,290
Silly us. Silly trial. Silly law.
466
00:31:56,133 --> 00:32:00,046
The government legislating
our personal lives. . .
467
00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:04,963
. . .our choices of who and how many
we can commit to.
468
00:32:06,613 --> 00:32:07,966
That's just silly.
469
00:32:08,573 --> 00:32:11,645
These aren't the times
of Ozzie and Harriet.
470
00:32:11,853 --> 00:32:15,402
Things have changed.
And they have to, don't they?
471
00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:19,731
Over 50 percent of traditional
marriages fail today.
472
00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:22,811
We have got to be open
to new ideas.
473
00:32:23,013 --> 00:32:27,962
The law has to keep pace with these
changing times. This one doesn't.
474
00:32:28,173 --> 00:32:32,689
This one says throw people in jail
for being nontraditional.
475
00:32:32,893 --> 00:32:34,372
Come on.
476
00:32:34,893 --> 00:32:40,570
Nicole Naples didn't seek to capitalize
on tax laws, insurance benefits.
477
00:32:40,773 --> 00:32:43,845
She didn't prosper financially.
She didn't exploit anybody.
478
00:32:44,053 --> 00:32:48,683
All she did was to formally commit. . .
479
00:32:48,893 --> 00:32:51,202
. . .to two men.
480
00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:55,730
Two men she loved deeply.
481
00:32:55,933 --> 00:33:00,643
And with so many people going
around today not loving anybody. . .
482
00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:05,643
. . .how can the government
jail a person for loving too much?
483
00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:09,208
That is just silly.
484
00:33:10,093 --> 00:33:13,768
We Americans, we talk
a pretty good game of tolerance.
485
00:33:13,973 --> 00:33:20,162
Well, talk is over now.
It's time for you to show us. . .
486
00:33:21,053 --> 00:33:25,524
. . .are we open-minded as a people?
Tolerant? That's one question.
487
00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:30,329
Is Nicole Naples really a criminal?
That's another.
488
00:33:31,413 --> 00:33:34,485
As you walk back to that room,
ladies and gentlemen. . .
489
00:33:34,693 --> 00:33:38,572
. . .you remember,
when you decide her fate. . .
490
00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:42,409
. . .you pass judgment on all of us.
491
00:34:02,653 --> 00:34:04,689
Is that a lot? 225?
492
00:34:04,893 --> 00:34:09,683
I won't lie, although I'm capable of it.
If we win at trial, we could get more.
493
00:34:09,933 --> 00:34:13,926
But we could lose at
summary judgment and get nothing.
494
00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:18,365
We should grab it quickly.
We would lose at summary judgment.
495
00:34:18,853 --> 00:34:20,206
Well. . . .
496
00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:23,127
Okay.
497
00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:26,330
225,000. Told you I'd get you
something, didn't l?
498
00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:31,084
-Thank you. Both of you. I'm grateful.
-We'll draft the settlement.
499
00:34:31,293 --> 00:34:33,329
Okay. Thank you, again.
500
00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:42,483
You must proselytize nicely.
501
00:34:42,693 --> 00:34:47,687
I think it was your scummy, sleazy
blackmail that put us over the top.
502
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,686
Thank you.
503
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:55,443
Many women lawyers have a disgusting
heart of gold under their slick exteriors.
504
00:34:55,653 --> 00:34:57,132
But you?
505
00:34:58,173 --> 00:35:01,324
-You're so refreshing.
-I appreciate that.
506
00:35:01,853 --> 00:35:03,491
Until we scheme again.
507
00:35:04,013 --> 00:35:05,287
Until.
508
00:35:14,693 --> 00:35:20,051
-Didn't they come back pretty fast?
-It wasn't a very complicated case.
509
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:25,728
-You okay?
-I'm troubled by this "Debbie" thing.
510
00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:29,364
Will the defendant please rise.
511
00:35:29,893 --> 00:35:32,965
Mr. Foreman,
has the jury reached a verdict?
512
00:35:33,253 --> 00:35:34,845
-We have.
JUDGE: What say you?
513
00:35:35,053 --> 00:35:39,205
On the matter of the Commonwealth v.
Nicole Naples on the charge of bigamy. . .
514
00:35:39,773 --> 00:35:43,527
. . .we find the defendant,
Nicole Naples, guilty.
515
00:35:43,773 --> 00:35:45,126
Fix!
516
00:35:45,933 --> 00:35:47,730
Ms. Bump?
517
00:35:48,653 --> 00:35:51,690
Members of the jury, you're dismissed.
Mrs. Naples. . .
518
00:35:51,893 --> 00:35:55,442
. . .the court sentences you to
three months, all suspended.
519
00:35:56,493 --> 00:35:58,245
This case is adjourned.
520
00:35:58,453 --> 00:36:00,921
-What happened?
-No jail time.
521
00:36:01,093 --> 00:36:03,288
That's great. That's fantastic.
522
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:06,047
The judge must have a mistress.
523
00:36:10,173 --> 00:36:12,562
Did he ever return?
No, he never returned
524
00:36:12,773 --> 00:36:15,446
And his fate is still unlearned
525
00:36:17,013 --> 00:36:19,288
He will ride forever
ln the streets of Boston
526
00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:22,605
He's the man who never returned
527
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:28,522
-Is this Mexican?
-It's Mexico meets the Kingston Trio.
528
00:36:28,733 --> 00:36:32,123
I didn't know you were
so up on music, Debbie.
529
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:35,325
Morgan, there's so much
you don't know about me.
530
00:36:35,573 --> 00:36:39,646
-We all have little secrets, don't we?
-Excuse me, big woman.
531
00:36:40,373 --> 00:36:44,491
-Could you wait until you're spoken to?
-Certainly, little hobbit.
532
00:36:44,693 --> 00:36:45,921
Little pip-squeak.
533
00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:49,043
Come on, Wilson. Let's go.
534
00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:52,882
I think I'm gonna stick around here.
But thanks.
535
00:36:53,613 --> 00:36:56,446
What's the word on Wilson, Nelle?
Any good?
536
00:36:56,653 --> 00:37:00,362
-He's good, Richard. He's very good.
-Should we keep him?
537
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,242
Oh, yeah.
538
00:37:08,013 --> 00:37:10,925
He's the man who never returned
539
00:37:16,373 --> 00:37:21,322
That was fun. It was almost worth
standing trial. And I can keep the outfit.
540
00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:25,082
-And you're a good singer.
-I wish my husbands could've seen me.
541
00:37:25,293 --> 00:37:26,612
Why didn't they?
542
00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:31,841
They were both busy, and it seemed
like a lawyer celebration dinner, so. . .
543
00:37:32,053 --> 00:37:36,171
. . .I was happy to spend
tonight with Tom Dooley.
544
00:37:40,453 --> 00:37:44,571
-Thank you, John.
-I'm just glad everything worked out.
545
00:37:45,053 --> 00:37:51,242
When I was little, we moved once. I
made an apartment from a wardrobe box.
546
00:37:51,773 --> 00:37:54,571
It was basically my room
for four years.
547
00:37:55,813 --> 00:37:59,488
That's all I could think of when
I saw your hole.
548
00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:07,246
Well, it's. . . .
It's late.
549
00:38:08,493 --> 00:38:12,202
Would you like to get some dinner
maybe? Sometime?
550
00:38:13,853 --> 00:38:19,086
I would like nothing better than
dinner with you. But I'm gonna say no.
551
00:38:20,413 --> 00:38:21,846
Okay.
552
00:38:23,253 --> 00:38:27,087
If I wasn't very careful,
I could fall in love with you.
553
00:38:30,093 --> 00:38:33,563
Well, they say good things
come in threes.
554
00:38:33,773 --> 00:38:37,049
No, I'm too old-fashioned for that,
but--
555
00:38:38,133 --> 00:38:42,251
I respect your right
to choose your life. It just. . .
556
00:38:42,973 --> 00:38:44,929
. . .isn't my life.
557
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,086
I figured that.
558
00:38:50,213 --> 00:38:51,885
Well, good night.
559
00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:53,732
Good night.
560
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,652
Oh!
561
00:39:08,853 --> 00:39:10,286
The hat.
562
00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:15,125
Why don't you keep it.
So you won't forget.
563
00:40:21,613 --> 00:40:22,648
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
564
00:40:23,973 --> 00:40:24,962
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