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No, absolutely not.
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We're not gonna be showing
you a recap of last week
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because you were too busy.
Get the hell out of here.
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All right, all right, stop your whining.
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Fine, here you go.
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If you have a vagina, you're safe.
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- Vagina Safe Zone.
- But...
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There's no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
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Who the hell starts a new school
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with three weeks left
in the school year?
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Fucking Satchel Boy.
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All right, well, you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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I know of no finer
candidate for West Point
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than Carl Gallagher.
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Damn right, you don't.
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- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
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So you're a lesbian?
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Yeah, I am.
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- I can't do this again.
- Do what?
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Falling in love with a straight girl.
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It's too painful.
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Just go.
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What is this?
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Kids are working up a few ideas
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for if you do wind up in prison.
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Gay Jesus kids don't
want me to cop a plea.
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Want me to take it to trial,
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get as much publicity
for the cause as I can.
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Yeah, and what's your lawyer say?
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Could be looking at 10 to
15 if I don't take a deal.
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Holy shit, Mo.
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- You won.
- Mo White...
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You're a congressman again.
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My sister says you have my kid.
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Xan. I want her back.
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Do you want to stay with me here?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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Mom?
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I knew you'd come back for me!
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How do you listen to this crap?
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This is indie folk country.
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It's like if a bad hipster band
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smacked into a truck of cows.
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Well, switch it if you want.
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Isn't your code your birthday?
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Put it in the American
way or the right way?
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There. Irish, even.
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Little on the nose.
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What, like your accent?
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You know, U2 is the band
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most made love to in all of Ireland.
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Oh, well,
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you're in America now, bitch.
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Need a lift to Patsy's?
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No, driving myself.
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I gotta take Ian to a
meeting with his lawyer.
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His plea hearing is tomorrow.
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He can't make his own way?
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To his lawyer or in life?
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Both.
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No.
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Grab you from Patsy's at 2:45, then.
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For what?
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The Hadid exhibition.
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- The Ha-what?
- Zaha Hadid.
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First female architect
to win the Pritzker Prize.
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Blueprints haven't
been public until now?
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Oh, shit, is that today?
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You fucking with me?
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You've been talking about
it nonstop for six months.
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Yeah, I'm fucking with
you. I'll meet you there.
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Tickets are for 3:30.
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If you're late, they won't let us in.
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And where is it?
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The Art Institute.
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That's in Canada, right?
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See you at 4:30.
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3:30.
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Fucking with you.
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What are you doing, Debs?
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Sanding a circle around my dip canister
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so I don't look like a poser.
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You are a poser.
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Jesus, how many more
dogs are down there, Carl?
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Just Rocco and Bernice,
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and she'll be dead by
the end of the week.
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Does anyone know what
cocktail attire is?
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It's a little early for cocktails,
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even for a Gallagher.
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It's a West Point mixer this afternoon.
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Says I need cocktail attire.
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Says it's a suit.
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Who goes to drink in a suit?
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Ah, fuck, Fiona's almost here.
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What now?
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She wants to take me to my meeting.
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- Don't do it!
- Bad idea.
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She thinks I should
take an insanity plea.
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Insanity?
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Yeah, bipolar. Off my meds.
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How long would you get for that?
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Lawyer thinks two years, plus probation.
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What are your other options?
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Well, I could plead guilty,
get a reduced sentence,
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five to ten years,
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or I could plead innocent...
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Well, what about that video
of you blowing up the van?
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...and they'll find me
guilty, so I get 10 to 20.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Oh, what smells like dead dog?
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It's dead dog.
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I'm taking care of it.
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You ready?
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I told you, I don't need a ride.
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Oh, I'm taking Liam to
school, so it's on my way.
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- Anybody else?
- I'm good.
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I'm headed to Patsy's,
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trying to make things work with Alex.
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Who's Alex?
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My girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend?
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You gay now?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Okay.
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You two, let's go. Someone should wash
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a dish around here once in a while.
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Hey, buddy, have a good day.
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All right, well, ease up,
you drunks. Ladies first.
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Can I have a beer, V?
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Can I take off my coat first?
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Hands off, Tommy!
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Frank?
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Hey!
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Did you sleep here again?
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I-I drank a bit too.
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Two bucks?
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You drank two bucks' worth of booze?
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No, that's all that's left
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from the Mo White campaign fund.
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You Kevin Ball?
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You a health inspector?
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Uh, no.
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Jehovah's Witness?
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- No.
- IRS?
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No.
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Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball.
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Uh, Alison de Marco,
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from the Women's Equality
and Empowerment March.
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We're very impressed with what
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you've been doing with Vagina Safe.
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We're looking to add a few men
to our list of march speakers,
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and as head of the
Vagina Safe initiative,
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you're at the top of our list.
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That dentist who bought your bike...
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Check didn't bounce, did it?
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No. Why?
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He totaled it already.
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Had to strip it for parts.
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Lip!
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A little help?
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What is it with these rich assholes
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who can't ride bikes?
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Ah! Whoa!
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Jesus, Toby.
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My bad, man.
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Price of victory, dude.
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Victory in what?
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I do a little street racing.
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Slid across the finish
line on my ass, but I won.
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Think you can fix it?
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Yeah. It's gonna take a while, though.
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No worries. I got a few backup bikes.
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What the hell?
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That's gonna take a while.
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Guess we go home.
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Yo. Come out to a race sometime.
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Never know where they
are until the hour before.
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I'll text you. All right.
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Mo White.
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More like "Mo lily-livered asshole."
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Wouldn't take me to Washington.
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Says I'm a political liability.
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So I-I misappropriated
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some campaign funds.
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He's a child molester, for fuck's sake.
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Frank.
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- I'm gonna start a recall.
- Frank.
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I put him in there. I can take him out.
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Frank! Your piss is brown.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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That is brown.
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For fuck's sake! Damn it.
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Frank?
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Uh, Kev?
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Fuck you, necktie piece of shit.
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Hey. You headed to the West Point thing?
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Uh, yeah. What are you doing home?
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Uh, there's a power outage at work.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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And Xan?
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Yeah.
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Is that Liam's clip-on?
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There you go.
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And...
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- bam, you look good.
- All right?
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Yo, I could stay back
and hang out if you want.
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No, no, I got a list of
things I wanted to do,
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but, uh... go get yourself
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a spot at West Point, all right?
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, anybody home?
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Cool.
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Um, you didn't have
to order all this food.
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I wanted to.
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I'm not ready to give up on us just yet.
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I know I may be a new lesbian,
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but I think I can be pretty good at it.
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Sorry, you sound like Jasmine.
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Who's that?
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My second grade girlfriend,
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until I found out she was playing doctor
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with Ricardo Jimenez at naptime.
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- What a bitch.
- Mm-hmm.
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Not as bad as Shawnte Watson, though.
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She would only closed-mouth kiss me
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while she would tongue-kiss
boys behind my back.
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Damn. Third grade girlfriend?
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Second grade still.
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No, third grade was, uh, Ronnie Carson.
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She would, uh, tell her mom
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we were getting married.
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Your body is rejecting your liver.
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I've been taking my medication.
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You've been on AssimiPro
since your transplant.
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After about five years,
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it can tend to lose its efficacy.
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I'm going to switch
you to Hepatocycline.
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Top of the line, just
approved by the FDA.
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Pretty much zero side effects.
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We'll start you on a
megadose and an IV right now,
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and then we'll send you
home with some pills.
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How much does that cost?
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With insurance, maybe 20 bucks a month.
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No insurance.
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You don't have insurance?
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Correct.
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Eh, then you're looking
at two grand a month.
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- What? A month?
- Jesus.
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You could do the generic, Hepazone C...
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Been around since the '70s.
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How much is that?
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Around 30 bucks a month.
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Great, start me with a megadose of that,
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throw in some Vicodin,
and my interracial friends
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and myself will be on our way.
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I need to go over the
side effects with you
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before you decide that
Hepazone is right for you.
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I never met a drug I
didn't like, but hit me.
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Here we go.
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- Sporadic blindness...
- Blindness?
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...paralysis of the face...
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Wow.
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...skin rashes,
269
00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,830
joint pain, hair loss,
270
00:11:50,832 --> 00:11:53,330
gout, insomnia, mouth ulcers,
271
00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:55,705
halitosis, degeneration of the gums,
272
00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:56,997
testicular soreness,
273
00:11:56,999 --> 00:11:59,031
severely heightened
emotional sensitivity...
274
00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,997
...and erectile dysfunction.
275
00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:03,372
His willy won't work?
276
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,289
It's possible.
277
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,122
Oh, no worries, Doc.
278
00:12:07,124 --> 00:12:10,247
No way my member won't march.
279
00:12:10,249 --> 00:12:11,832
I'll take the generic.
280
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,249
Right, thanks for the ride.
281
00:12:23,252 --> 00:12:24,502
Sure.
282
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,245
Where you going?
283
00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,288
I got a couple minutes
before I gotta be at work.
284
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:35,367
Ha, no way. Absolutely not.
285
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:36,955
I'm not gonna even say anything.
286
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,362
I'm just gonna listen.
287
00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:39,863
Are you kidding me?
288
00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:41,322
He is pleading insanity.
289
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,662
- End of story.
- If he admits he's bipolar,
290
00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:46,085
suddenly our entire movement
is about mental illness.
291
00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:48,242
So you want him to go
to prison for ten years?
292
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,746
He'll get less if he pleads guilty.
293
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:51,205
- Excuse me.
- And even less
294
00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:52,416
if he pleads insanity.
295
00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:54,294
Hey!
296
00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:58,332
Does anyone wanna hear
what my lawyer has to say?
297
00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:01,909
Look, I know this judge.
298
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,452
- He understands...
- Excuse me.
299
00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:05,163
If you make him plead insanity,
300
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,612
you are putting lives at risk.
301
00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:09,072
Kids all over the world
say Ian saved them.
302
00:13:09,075 --> 00:13:10,955
He put his time in. Now you save 'em.
303
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,496
They don't want Gay Mary Magdalene.
304
00:13:12,498 --> 00:13:13,580
They want gay Jesus.
305
00:13:13,582 --> 00:13:14,621
Well, they can't have him.
306
00:13:14,623 --> 00:13:15,872
He belongs to his family.
307
00:13:15,874 --> 00:13:17,205
This is bigger than family.
308
00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:19,621
Nothing is bigger than family,
309
00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:22,609
and if you send my brother
to prison for one second
310
00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:24,830
longer than he needs to be there,
311
00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:28,623
I'm gonna torch a van
with your pixie ass in it.
312
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,846
Oh, fuck.
313
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,915
What can I get for you?
314
00:15:20,124 --> 00:15:21,621
Um,
315
00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:23,455
let me get a pack of Camels.
316
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:26,023
Um... you know what?
317
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,651
Let me get a pack of
American Spirits too.
318
00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:31,735
Uh, some Marlboros.
319
00:15:31,738 --> 00:15:33,401
Some, uh... some Winstons.
320
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:35,861
You know, throw some,
uh, Dunhills in there
321
00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:38,071
and Pall Malls.
322
00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:40,157
I'm thinking of changing brands.
323
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,413
Thank you.
324
00:15:48,707 --> 00:15:52,122
Are all lesbians that dramatic?
325
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,289
Where are you going?
326
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:54,997
- Leave me alone, Fiona.
- Ian...
327
00:15:54,999 --> 00:15:56,874
Stay out of it!
328
00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:05,786
So I think I'm gonna
329
00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:07,453
start my speech off with a joke.
330
00:16:07,456 --> 00:16:08,997
Needing a man to speak for women,
331
00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:10,034
that's the joke.
332
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,121
Giving us meds that stop working
333
00:16:12,124 --> 00:16:14,226
and then pricing us
out of the ones that do,
334
00:16:14,229 --> 00:16:16,206
- that's the joke.
- Oh, here we go.
335
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,249
Did you hear that doctor?
336
00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:18,662
She didn't even wanna tell me
337
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,663
about the generic drug.
338
00:16:20,665 --> 00:16:24,120
Well, just like the great
slaves of the South...
339
00:16:24,123 --> 00:16:25,663
- Oh, don't do that, man.
- All right, Frank,
340
00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:26,788
you need to stop right
there. That's enough.
341
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:27,955
...decades of forced labor
342
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,663
in the fields have left us
343
00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:31,830
- Kunta Kinte strong.
- Frank.
344
00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:34,421
Gonna take more than a few side effects
345
00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:36,164
to break our spirits.
346
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,665
Swing low, sweet chariot.
347
00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:44,788
It's time for the field hands
348
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,330
to rise.
349
00:16:46,332 --> 00:16:48,663
- I'm about to fuck you up.
- Wait, wait, wait, stop.
350
00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:49,971
What are you doing?
351
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,662
What the fuck are you do...
Get your ass out of my face!
352
00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:54,122
Frank!
353
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:01,746
Nothing.
354
00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:06,330
I got nothing.
355
00:17:14,498 --> 00:17:16,862
I mean, we're high school juniors,
356
00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:19,614
and she's still confused
about her sexuality?
357
00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:21,281
Enjoy your lunch, you guys.
358
00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:24,122
I mean, how many times can
a heart get broken, you know?
359
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,038
I can't talk right now, Fiona.
360
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,414
Are you still at Patsy's?
361
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,496
Oh, never mind. I see you.
362
00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:32,705
What's going on?
363
00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,580
Ugh. My brother's going to prison,
364
00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:36,748
and my sister's losing her shit.
365
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:39,829
Hi. Hi.
366
00:17:39,832 --> 00:17:41,414
Alex. She's cute.
367
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,247
- Can I borrow her for a sec?
- Yeah.
368
00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:44,707
Come on.
369
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,164
I think it's time for an intervention.
370
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,538
Why doesn't anyone accept
the fact that I'm gay?
371
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,315
No, not you, Ian.
372
00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:53,871
That bitch Geneva got in his head.
373
00:17:53,874 --> 00:17:56,015
I think he's considering
not taking a plea deal.
374
00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:57,705
- How do you know?
- I was there.
375
00:17:57,707 --> 00:17:58,997
You went into his lawyer meeting?
376
00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:00,788
That-that's what "I was there" means.
377
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,247
Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on him
378
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,874
and tell him what he's supposed to do.
379
00:18:04,498 --> 00:18:06,330
"Going Fiona" is not a thing.
380
00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:08,122
Trust me. It's a thing.
381
00:18:08,124 --> 00:18:09,289
Where is he now?
382
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,538
I don't know. He took off.
383
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,682
He's not answering calls or texts.
384
00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:15,455
He's a grown man, Fiona.
385
00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:17,705
Sounds like he doesn't
want to talk to you.
386
00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,955
Might be time to let go.
387
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,997
Will you be called to make sacrifices?
388
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,663
Yes, but the pride you'll earn
389
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,205
in service to this country
390
00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:57,788
will outweigh the loss you may sustain
391
00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,665
at the hands of our nation's foes.
392
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,247
Enjoy the food,
393
00:19:03,249 --> 00:19:04,997
and with any luck,
394
00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:08,289
we'll be buried side by
side at Arlington one day.
395
00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,997
Want a little spice in your punch?
396
00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:19,580
What?
397
00:19:19,582 --> 00:19:21,330
Absinthe.
398
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:22,705
Sure.
399
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,164
- I'm Kelly.
- Carl.
400
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,122
Are you a candidate for West Point?
401
00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:32,247
Am I one of these pussies? No.
402
00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:34,455
Annapolis-bound, much to the chagrin
403
00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:36,012
of Old Iron Legs there.
404
00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:37,372
Major Keefe?
405
00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:38,788
He's my dad.
406
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,372
Is that a clip-on tie?
407
00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:42,997
Uh, yeah. I don't know
how to tie a real one.
408
00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,606
No shit.
409
00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:47,621
- Well, that's interesting.
- Kelly.
410
00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:49,665
- Hi.
- Hi.
411
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:51,125
What's your name?
412
00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:52,662
Jackson Ehrenreich.
413
00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:55,164
We met at the cotillion,
414
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,080
fooled around a bit in the coat check.
415
00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:02,707
My dick sort of...
bent hard to the left.
416
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,455
Yikes.
417
00:20:04,457 --> 00:20:05,793
Jacob, was it?
418
00:20:05,796 --> 00:20:07,038
Jackson.
419
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,137
- Ehrenreich.
- Right.
420
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,221
That's a different Kelly.
421
00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:11,246
I think I saw her in
the map room earlier.
422
00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:13,580
Straight down that way,
then a hard to the left.
423
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,332
Douchebag.
424
00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,127
I was barely conscious.
425
00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:22,913
Let's go sample Daddy
Dearest's scotch collection.
426
00:20:22,915 --> 00:20:25,913
And I'm proud to defend you women
427
00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:27,567
and all the women of Chicago
428
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,872
against the scourge on society
429
00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:31,955
that is the clueless man.
430
00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:34,122
# TimesUp, my sisters.
431
00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:37,247
Oh, and #MeToo. What do you think?
432
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,705
You hard, Kermit?
433
00:20:38,707 --> 00:20:40,038
Yup.
434
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,038
- Tommy?
- Oh, yeah.
435
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,746
Great.
436
00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:45,788
You two assholes have stiffies,
437
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,731
and little Frank is turtling.
438
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,245
Maybe that's 'cause you're watching porn
439
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:52,289
with Kermit and Tommy. The usual, Libby?
440
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,182
- It's a workday, ain't it?
- Turn that porn off.
441
00:20:54,184 --> 00:20:56,372
We're gonna have to lower
our own Vagina Safe rating.
442
00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:58,663
Are my eyelids moving?
443
00:20:58,665 --> 00:21:01,192
I think my face is paralyzed.
444
00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:05,454
Did you just gargle
with rubbing alcohol?
445
00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:07,481
Yeah. If you had the dick in your mouth
446
00:21:07,484 --> 00:21:09,941
that I just had in mine, you would too.
447
00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:12,625
Hey, Libby...
448
00:21:12,628 --> 00:21:14,251
I'm off-duty.
449
00:21:14,254 --> 00:21:17,211
Pay off-duty rates.
450
00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:20,564
Let's get this over with.
451
00:21:28,124 --> 00:21:29,580
Coming.
452
00:21:29,582 --> 00:21:31,496
Hi, Mr. Milkovich.
453
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,997
Mickey's in Mexico.
Fuck off, rectum boy.
454
00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:35,496
I'm not here to see Mickey.
455
00:21:35,498 --> 00:21:36,746
I'm here to see you.
456
00:21:36,748 --> 00:21:38,372
What, you trying to faggify all of us?
457
00:21:38,374 --> 00:21:40,788
You don't faggify
people. That's not how...
458
00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,872
How much time'd you do in the pen?
459
00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:44,788
Eighteen years, on and off.
460
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:45,997
How bad was it?
461
00:21:45,999 --> 00:21:48,080
Depends on your definition of bad.
462
00:21:48,082 --> 00:21:50,955
Mouth- and ass-rapings...
Which you'd probably enjoy...
463
00:21:50,957 --> 00:21:52,705
Beatings by the guards, food sucked...
464
00:21:52,707 --> 00:21:54,122
You were mouth- and ass-raped?
465
00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:55,720
You kidding? I did the raping.
466
00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:57,538
Milkoviches don't bottom.
467
00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:59,372
Was Mickey adopted?
468
00:21:59,374 --> 00:22:00,621
Fuck off, Gallagher.
469
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,372
Okay, rapings...
470
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:04,122
food, guards... I can handle that shit.
471
00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:05,205
I just need to know if...
472
00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:07,520
Anyone can handle that shit.
473
00:22:07,523 --> 00:22:09,838
It's the boredom that'll kill you.
474
00:22:09,841 --> 00:22:12,038
Starts out, you're figuring
out your surroundings.
475
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,913
Then the day-to-day sets in.
476
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,997
Start reading books, lifting weights,
477
00:22:15,999 --> 00:22:18,330
fuck a few of the
pussy boys in the yard,
478
00:22:18,332 --> 00:22:20,867
but you're in the same
place with the same assholes,
479
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:23,371
doing the same shit
every second of every hour
480
00:22:23,374 --> 00:22:25,961
of every day of every goddamned year.
481
00:22:27,629 --> 00:22:30,462
I was you, I'd pack my shit and run.
482
00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:40,496
Hi, Satchel Boy.
483
00:22:40,498 --> 00:22:41,788
What do you want, Sissy?
484
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,505
Just wondering how your day was.
485
00:22:43,508 --> 00:22:45,040
Todd?
486
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,330
Todd?
487
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,955
Shut up!
488
00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:50,955
I'm just-just trying to be friendly.
489
00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:54,044
My day was fine.
490
00:22:54,047 --> 00:22:55,872
Good, good.
491
00:23:08,832 --> 00:23:10,372
Don't-don't stop.
492
00:23:10,374 --> 00:23:12,391
I'm starting to feel something.
493
00:23:13,457 --> 00:23:15,372
Ugh, fuck this.
494
00:23:15,374 --> 00:23:17,580
I gotta stop.
495
00:23:17,582 --> 00:23:19,955
Why?
496
00:23:19,957 --> 00:23:21,621
Because my neck is killing me,
497
00:23:21,623 --> 00:23:24,187
my-my knees are hurting...
498
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,445
God.
499
00:23:29,448 --> 00:23:31,580
Just give me a few
minutes. We'll go again.
500
00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:35,705
No, it's a side effect of my liver meds.
501
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,047
Damn.
502
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,589
It's generic.
503
00:23:40,592 --> 00:23:43,132
I can't afford the brand name.
504
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:45,758
Here.
505
00:23:45,761 --> 00:23:47,787
No, no, no. I-I... You keep it.
506
00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:49,250
I didn't get the job done.
507
00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,210
No, take it.
508
00:24:14,309 --> 00:24:15,461
Wanna have sex?
509
00:24:15,464 --> 00:24:16,800
Easy answer, yes,
510
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:19,745
but Kev made me sign
some form that I wouldn't
511
00:24:19,748 --> 00:24:22,330
fuck anyone who's too
drunk to provide consent.
512
00:24:22,332 --> 00:24:23,302
Who's Kev?
513
00:24:23,305 --> 00:24:25,204
He's the Vagina Safe guy.
514
00:24:25,207 --> 00:24:29,705
Tell Kev I can keep my own vagina safe.
515
00:24:40,707 --> 00:24:42,166
Kelly?
516
00:24:44,457 --> 00:24:46,166
Was that a yes?
517
00:24:47,665 --> 00:24:49,291
Ian?
518
00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:53,999
Ian!
519
00:25:20,999 --> 00:25:23,580
Fuck me.
520
00:25:23,582 --> 00:25:24,957
Ian?
521
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,787
- Hey.
- Hey.
522
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,164
I've been texting you.
523
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,289
Oh, there's a power outage at work.
524
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,663
I went for a run. What's up?
525
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,937
We gotta go find Ian.
526
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:37,038
He jumped bail. I think he's
skipping out on his hearing.
527
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,461
How do you figure?
528
00:25:38,464 --> 00:25:40,330
He dyed his hair and
his drawers are empty.
529
00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:43,122
Bus station or train
station? Which one you want?
530
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,580
Uh... neither.
531
00:25:46,582 --> 00:25:48,205
Sounds like he doesn't want to be found.
532
00:25:48,207 --> 00:25:50,496
I don't care if he wants to be found.
533
00:25:50,498 --> 00:25:52,538
He's a fugitive, and he's our brother.
534
00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:54,856
He gets caught like this,
he's gonna get sent away
535
00:25:54,859 --> 00:25:57,080
for way longer than ten years.
536
00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,496
You're okay with him risking that?
537
00:25:58,498 --> 00:25:59,872
No, I'm not okay with that,
538
00:25:59,874 --> 00:26:01,719
but it's not up to me.
539
00:26:01,722 --> 00:26:03,329
He's an adult. He made a decision.
540
00:26:03,332 --> 00:26:04,913
It's the wrong decision.
541
00:26:04,915 --> 00:26:07,122
Did you go all Fiona on him?
542
00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:08,872
That is not a thing.
543
00:26:08,874 --> 00:26:11,125
Look, if you push someone
too hard in one direction,
544
00:26:11,128 --> 00:26:12,876
they're just gonna
run three times faster
545
00:26:12,879 --> 00:26:15,413
- in the other direction.
- Or you can shove them so hard
546
00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:17,536
in the right direction
that they do what's right.
547
00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:19,742
That's why it's called
the right direction.
548
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,117
So bus station or train station?
549
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,284
Neither.
550
00:26:24,287 --> 00:26:25,913
Fine.
551
00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:36,094
And I think that, like,
make sure we're stapling them
552
00:26:36,097 --> 00:26:37,709
really tight, 'cause
remember at the last rally
553
00:26:37,711 --> 00:26:39,496
when they all fell off? Yeah.
554
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,538
No, that's how we
learned to not use glue.
555
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,746
Okay, this is all looking
really, really good.
556
00:26:43,748 --> 00:26:45,297
Make sure that we're stapling it on...
557
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,802
Oh, uh, everyone not
speaking at the march,
558
00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:49,038
take a break.
559
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,617
We need the room for rehearsal.
560
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:56,570
Women, I would like to welcome
our newest speaker, Kevin Ball,
561
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,863
and his partner, Veronica.
562
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,704
- Welcome, guys. Hi.
- Hello.
563
00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:01,455
Uh, Kevin, glad to have
564
00:27:01,457 --> 00:27:04,164
a man on board who understands
the dangers we women face.
565
00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,457
Honored to be a part of the sisterhood.
566
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:08,872
Now, uh,
567
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,246
audiences at these marches
568
00:27:10,249 --> 00:27:11,955
have zero attention span,
569
00:27:11,957 --> 00:27:14,586
so we've gotta keep this ship moving.
570
00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:17,037
Let's run a cue-to-cue.
571
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,997
Uh, order's right there. Stage one.
572
00:27:18,999 --> 00:27:21,038
Each of you stand, give the first
573
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,538
and last lines of your speech
574
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,872
so the next person knows
when it's her... or his...
575
00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,122
Turn to speak.
576
00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:29,332
Charisma, what's your first line?
577
00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:34,555
Twelve years ago, I was gang-raped
578
00:27:34,558 --> 00:27:35,764
in a bathroom
579
00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:38,495
near the level two
east concession stand.
580
00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:39,955
And last line.
581
00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:41,663
With my family's support,
582
00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:44,830
I can finally get out of
bed during football season.
583
00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:48,406
Applause, applause, applause.
Loyola, that's your cue.
584
00:27:48,409 --> 00:27:52,038
Uh, when I was 16, I woke up
in an alley on my birthday.
585
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,663
Blah, blah, blah.
586
00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:57,538
I'm a stronger woman now,
587
00:27:57,540 --> 00:28:00,164
and I can finally defecate pain-free.
588
00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:03,153
I got my first abortion when I was 14.
589
00:28:03,156 --> 00:28:06,023
I was sex-trafficked at the age of six.
590
00:28:06,026 --> 00:28:08,329
I was 13 when I was circumcised.
591
00:28:08,332 --> 00:28:10,516
I just want my clitoris back.
592
00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:11,934
Fuck men.
593
00:28:11,937 --> 00:28:14,018
Fuck 'em up the ass.
594
00:28:14,021 --> 00:28:15,519
Fuck all of them.
595
00:28:16,898 --> 00:28:18,454
So, Kevin, when you hear,
596
00:28:18,457 --> 00:28:20,746
"Fuck men. Fuck them up
the ass. Fuck all of them,"
597
00:28:20,748 --> 00:28:22,788
that's when you go.
598
00:28:28,144 --> 00:28:30,103
Okay, 3:30 group, you can go in now.
599
00:28:31,446 --> 00:28:33,204
Sir, I'm sorry.
600
00:28:33,207 --> 00:28:35,289
Everyone in this group has to go in now.
601
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:36,705
I'm just waiting for someone.
602
00:28:36,707 --> 00:28:38,883
Is there any way we can
go in the next group?
603
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,996
It's now or never. Sorry.
604
00:28:44,214 --> 00:28:45,739
Come right this way.
605
00:28:45,742 --> 00:28:47,830
Step on, step ahead.
606
00:29:30,273 --> 00:29:31,328
Fuck!
607
00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:34,330
Fuck.
608
00:29:58,124 --> 00:30:00,125
Hey! What are you doing?
609
00:30:00,128 --> 00:30:01,580
How long are you gonna be in here?
610
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:02,984
I need to wash my junk.
611
00:30:02,987 --> 00:30:03,955
What, like now?
612
00:30:03,957 --> 00:30:05,496
Like ten minutes ago.
613
00:30:05,498 --> 00:30:07,330
I think I had sex with a trashy girl.
614
00:30:07,332 --> 00:30:08,580
What do you mean you think?
615
00:30:08,582 --> 00:30:10,734
Uh, it was dark. Couldn't tell.
616
00:30:10,737 --> 00:30:12,080
How trashy we talking?
617
00:30:12,082 --> 00:30:14,538
Pretty trashy.
618
00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:16,330
Should've heard these women's stories.
619
00:30:16,332 --> 00:30:18,520
Rapes, beatings... I had no idea.
620
00:30:18,523 --> 00:30:19,830
If you had no idea, you've been
621
00:30:19,832 --> 00:30:21,496
walking around with blinders on.
622
00:30:21,498 --> 00:30:22,830
Do you know how many times a day
623
00:30:22,832 --> 00:30:24,830
a guy touches me inappropriately?
624
00:30:24,832 --> 00:30:27,164
Hell, some asshole on the L yesterday
625
00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:28,455
stuck his nose in my cooch,
626
00:30:28,457 --> 00:30:30,247
- said he lost his balance.
- What?
627
00:30:30,249 --> 00:30:31,663
Yeah. A guy pulled
628
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:33,538
my dress off my shoulder
at a club Saturday.
629
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,766
Licked my nipple.
630
00:30:34,769 --> 00:30:36,330
Never seen him before in my life.
631
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,071
- Jesus.
- I won't get
632
00:30:38,074 --> 00:30:39,996
on an escalator if I'm wearing a skirt.
633
00:30:39,999 --> 00:30:41,414
I wear a wedding ring everywhere
634
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,187
to keep the assholes from bothering me.
635
00:30:43,190 --> 00:30:45,896
All right, we get it. Christ.
636
00:30:45,899 --> 00:30:47,297
I'm sorry.
637
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,163
Is this stuff making
you boys uncomfortable?
638
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:51,707
Welcome to womanhood.
639
00:30:56,712 --> 00:30:57,958
What the hell is this?
640
00:30:57,961 --> 00:30:59,187
My phone?
641
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,864
Did you film yourself fucking me
642
00:31:00,867 --> 00:31:02,068
while I was passed out?
643
00:31:02,071 --> 00:31:04,121
I filmed myself not
fucking you as proof.
644
00:31:04,124 --> 00:31:05,247
Proof of what?
645
00:31:05,249 --> 00:31:06,330
Not fucking you.
646
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,038
You lying piece of shit!
647
00:31:10,498 --> 00:31:11,955
Why didn't you just leave me here?
648
00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,372
I didn't want you to
choke on your own puke.
649
00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:15,830
Bullshit!
650
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:16,984
You're just like
651
00:31:16,987 --> 00:31:19,289
those rich pricks
downstairs who think girls
652
00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:21,621
are their personal fuck toys.
653
00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:24,080
Your clip-on tie is
gonna hurt way worse
654
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:27,205
than a real one when
I shove it 12... ah!
655
00:31:44,038 --> 00:31:45,812
What's going on?
656
00:32:23,712 --> 00:32:25,295
You got a knife?
657
00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,746
What are you doing?
658
00:32:35,748 --> 00:32:37,580
Electroshock therapy.
659
00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,062
I saw it on TV.
660
00:32:39,065 --> 00:32:41,688
It works. There are studies.
661
00:32:41,691 --> 00:32:43,399
Come here.
662
00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:48,496
Rich people pay a lot of
money for expensive paddles.
663
00:32:48,498 --> 00:32:50,498
We're doing it the Gallagher way.
664
00:32:54,124 --> 00:32:55,883
When I tell you,
665
00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:57,289
you plug that in.
666
00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:58,348
Wait.
667
00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,791
Wait, wait.
668
00:33:06,207 --> 00:33:07,812
Here.
669
00:33:07,815 --> 00:33:10,857
Put these on. The
rubber will protect you.
670
00:33:12,832 --> 00:33:14,135
And, uh,
671
00:33:14,138 --> 00:33:15,927
turn around.
672
00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:18,122
No boy should see his father like this.
673
00:33:18,124 --> 00:33:20,255
Ready? Do it!
674
00:33:20,258 --> 00:33:21,330
Really?
675
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,047
What, did I stutter? I said...
676
00:33:33,582 --> 00:33:36,038
Should we start this thing?
677
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,080
Well, is there anyone else coming or...
678
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,997
It's the afternoon.
679
00:33:39,999 --> 00:33:42,247
Maybe everyone's stuck at work.
680
00:33:42,249 --> 00:33:44,639
Yeah, we're a bunch of alcoholics.
681
00:33:44,642 --> 00:33:47,830
What's the likelihood of
us all holding down jobs?
682
00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:50,085
Shorter meeting would be better anyway.
683
00:33:50,088 --> 00:33:51,544
Need to get to a gig.
684
00:33:51,547 --> 00:33:53,045
What do you do?
685
00:33:53,048 --> 00:33:54,496
I'm a sober companion.
686
00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:55,496
A what?
687
00:33:55,498 --> 00:33:57,538
I'm a babysitter for drunks.
688
00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,247
If an addict has something coming up
689
00:33:59,249 --> 00:34:00,580
need to stay sober for,
690
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:02,496
I keep them away from the booze.
691
00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:03,997
They pay you?
692
00:34:03,999 --> 00:34:06,122
I'm getting 100 bucks
to keep some teacher dry
693
00:34:06,124 --> 00:34:07,997
before an annual review.
694
00:34:07,999 --> 00:34:09,414
I got five grand
695
00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,085
to keep a prep school quarterback
696
00:34:11,088 --> 00:34:12,874
sober during recruitment season.
697
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,247
Anyway,
698
00:34:17,249 --> 00:34:19,952
should we review the
steps and get out of Dodge?
699
00:34:19,955 --> 00:34:21,405
Yeah, let's do it.
700
00:34:24,874 --> 00:34:28,122
I swore, I swore,
701
00:34:28,124 --> 00:34:30,997
I wouldn't take her back again, and...
702
00:34:30,999 --> 00:34:33,085
after I took her back the third time...
703
00:34:33,088 --> 00:34:34,280
- Debbie?
- Mm.
704
00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,864
Did you hear anything I just said?
705
00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:37,365
Yeah.
706
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:40,027
- No.
- Jesus!
707
00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:41,436
I'm sorry.
708
00:34:41,439 --> 00:34:43,705
We've just been sitting
here for eight hours.
709
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:45,514
I don't like talking about my feelings.
710
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:48,662
It's called lesbianism,
Debbie. It's what we do.
711
00:34:48,665 --> 00:34:50,785
I thought sex with women
is what lesbians do.
712
00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:52,683
Yeah, and you're bad at that too.
713
00:34:53,915 --> 00:34:56,414
So do you guys wanna
hear the dinner specials?
714
00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:58,530
No, we do not. Thanks.
715
00:34:58,533 --> 00:34:59,830
Come on, Franny.
716
00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:01,788
Are you kidding me?
717
00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:03,496
I'm supposed to pay for all this food
718
00:35:03,498 --> 00:35:04,835
- we ate?
- I don't know.
719
00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:06,078
Why don't you spend the next eight hours
720
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,244
talking it over with yourself
721
00:35:07,247 --> 00:35:08,789
and let me know what you decide?
722
00:35:10,623 --> 00:35:12,540
You make me want cock again!
723
00:35:16,457 --> 00:35:18,247
Hi.
724
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,819
How were the blueprints?
725
00:35:19,822 --> 00:35:21,124
I don't know.
726
00:35:21,127 --> 00:35:23,410
Couldn't see anything
through my blinding rage.
727
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,538
I'm so sorry. Ian went AWOL
728
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,483
- after his lawyer meeting, and...
- And?
729
00:35:27,486 --> 00:35:29,080
Well, I had to go look for him.
730
00:35:29,082 --> 00:35:30,705
Why?
731
00:35:30,707 --> 00:35:31,746
What do you mean why?
732
00:35:31,748 --> 00:35:33,496
Because he's my brother.
733
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,247
Your adult brother.
734
00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:36,952
He's not your responsibility, Fiona.
735
00:35:36,955 --> 00:35:38,469
The only responsibility you had today
736
00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:40,439
was to come to an architecture exhibit
737
00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,704
that I bought tickets to six months ago.
738
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,455
That was your responsibility.
739
00:35:44,457 --> 00:35:47,247
You're gonna lecture
me about responsibility,
740
00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:49,247
Mr. Lone Wolf, "I never loved anything
741
00:35:49,249 --> 00:35:51,997
that didn't involve reclaimed wood"?
742
00:35:51,999 --> 00:35:53,997
You don't have brothers or sisters.
743
00:35:53,999 --> 00:35:56,289
You left your mother in Ireland.
744
00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:58,580
You fathered children all over the world
745
00:35:58,582 --> 00:36:01,705
that you seemingly feel no
obligation to take care of,
746
00:36:01,707 --> 00:36:02,997
so when in your life
747
00:36:02,999 --> 00:36:04,621
have you ever felt responsibility
748
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:05,978
- to anyone?
- Now.
749
00:36:05,981 --> 00:36:07,932
- Yeah, to who?
- To you.
750
00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:12,787
You've got a few first-degree burns
751
00:36:12,790 --> 00:36:14,330
in your scrotal and penile regions
752
00:36:14,332 --> 00:36:17,697
but no permanent damage
to the twig and/or berries.
753
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:19,955
We're gonna keep you
overnight, just to monitor
754
00:36:19,957 --> 00:36:21,289
for any irregularities
of your heartbeat,
755
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:22,746
but you should be able
to go home tomorrow.
756
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,247
Thanks, Doctor.
757
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:26,408
Thanks for nothing.
758
00:36:26,411 --> 00:36:29,743
My dick's not only soft. It's charred.
759
00:36:29,746 --> 00:36:32,911
Looks like a Fourth of
July barbecue down there.
760
00:36:32,914 --> 00:36:34,829
You better get your
shit together, Frank.
761
00:36:34,832 --> 00:36:36,247
Kev and I are not gonna spend our lives
762
00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:37,746
running you back and
forth to the hospital
763
00:36:37,748 --> 00:36:39,872
every time Liam calls...
Not for your liver
764
00:36:39,874 --> 00:36:41,744
and definitely not for your penis.
765
00:36:41,747 --> 00:36:44,996
Don't blame me. Blame the aristocracy.
766
00:36:44,999 --> 00:36:48,164
Poor people have sex,
Veronica, a lot of it,
767
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:50,372
because you know why? It's free.
768
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,501
You pay for movies. You pay for beer...
769
00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:54,205
- You don't pay for beer.
- ...but if you're
770
00:36:54,207 --> 00:36:56,236
a halfway decent-looking person,
771
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:57,350
you can get laid,
772
00:36:57,353 --> 00:36:58,788
but the aristocracy
773
00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:01,170
doesn't want poor people getting laid
774
00:37:01,173 --> 00:37:03,788
because that means more
poor people being born,
775
00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:05,783
so they take our erections.
776
00:37:05,786 --> 00:37:08,203
They jack up the prices
of the drugs that work
777
00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:10,579
and push us into drugs
that steal our manhood.
778
00:37:10,582 --> 00:37:12,572
An erection does not make a man.
779
00:37:12,575 --> 00:37:14,489
Making good choices makes a man,
780
00:37:14,492 --> 00:37:15,726
and right now, you have to choose
781
00:37:15,728 --> 00:37:17,400
between your penis and your liver,
782
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,772
and, Frank, make the right choice.
783
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,455
Come on, baby.
784
00:37:40,247 --> 00:37:42,247
Lesbianism fucking sucks.
785
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:45,957
Why is there a lamp on the floor?
786
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:51,352
Women fucking suck.
787
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,957
Why does it smell like
burnt human in here?
788
00:38:01,915 --> 00:38:03,872
Hi, Satchel Boy.
789
00:38:03,874 --> 00:38:05,913
Sissy?
790
00:38:05,915 --> 00:38:08,580
What are you doing here?
791
00:38:08,582 --> 00:38:10,538
Moving in.
792
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:11,619
Um, why?
793
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:12,577
'Cause you need to provide
794
00:38:12,579 --> 00:38:14,163
for your family, asshole.
795
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,790
Why?
796
00:38:17,201 --> 00:38:18,853
I'm pregnant.
797
00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:28,713
She doesn't even look pregnant.
798
00:38:28,716 --> 00:38:29,997
Well, she took a pregnancy test.
799
00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:31,478
She's definitely pregnant.
800
00:38:31,481 --> 00:38:33,455
And you guys are sure
you actually had sex?
801
00:38:33,457 --> 00:38:35,166
No.
802
00:38:35,955 --> 00:38:37,205
When did this happen?
803
00:38:37,207 --> 00:38:38,164
Today.
804
00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,322
Today?
805
00:38:39,325 --> 00:38:41,413
Then it can't be yours, right?
806
00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,626
No.
807
00:38:42,629 --> 00:38:44,044
It's not yours, Liam.
808
00:38:44,047 --> 00:38:45,496
What should we do?
809
00:38:45,498 --> 00:38:46,538
Throw her out.
810
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:47,746
She could be armed.
811
00:38:47,748 --> 00:38:49,496
She's definitely armed.
812
00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,142
I say we wait until Lip comes back.
813
00:38:54,145 --> 00:38:55,954
- What are you doing now?
- I gotta get
814
00:38:55,957 --> 00:38:57,496
the rest of the dead
dogs out of the basement.
815
00:38:57,498 --> 00:38:59,580
Could you watch Franny
for me? I got stuff to do.
816
00:38:59,582 --> 00:39:01,376
- Lesbian stuff?
- Fuck off.
817
00:39:01,379 --> 00:39:02,586
And hey, keep an eye on them.
818
00:39:02,589 --> 00:39:03,997
Make sure they don't bone anymore.
819
00:39:03,999 --> 00:39:05,580
Hey, Satchel Boy, come rub
820
00:39:05,582 --> 00:39:07,197
your baby mama's feet.
821
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,557
What do I do?
822
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,727
Pfft. Dude, I'd go rub her feet.
823
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,829
Where are your pie-eating buddies?
824
00:39:18,832 --> 00:39:21,247
I'm, uh, flying solo tonight.
825
00:39:22,582 --> 00:39:24,816
You wanna change things up?
826
00:39:24,819 --> 00:39:27,289
You know, maybe try some Jell-O instead?
827
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:30,330
Ah, no. Pie-pie's good.
828
00:39:30,332 --> 00:39:31,830
Thank you.
829
00:39:39,483 --> 00:39:42,004
_
830
00:39:48,082 --> 00:39:49,955
Oh, you guys have a kid too.
831
00:39:49,957 --> 00:39:51,913
Oh, we should have a playdate sometime.
832
00:39:51,915 --> 00:39:53,580
- Sorry?
- Who are you?
833
00:39:53,582 --> 00:39:54,788
I'm Debbie.
834
00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:56,969
Gallagher? Fiona's sister?
835
00:39:56,972 --> 00:39:58,580
Right, hi.
836
00:39:58,582 --> 00:39:59,727
Yeah?
837
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,580
So...
838
00:40:01,582 --> 00:40:04,080
Uh, how did you guys know
that you were lesbians?
839
00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:05,830
- Really?
- Wow.
840
00:40:05,832 --> 00:40:07,580
Jesus Christ.
841
00:40:07,582 --> 00:40:09,238
- You're a lesbian?
- Uh...
842
00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,947
What are all those keys for?
843
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,372
I don't know.
844
00:40:12,374 --> 00:40:14,205
So confusing.
845
00:40:14,207 --> 00:40:16,997
What is confusing about
it? You either like girls,
846
00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:18,011
or you don't.
847
00:40:18,014 --> 00:40:19,246
I thought I did,
848
00:40:19,249 --> 00:40:21,191
- but Alex...
- Who's Alex?
849
00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:22,787
My ex-girlfriend.
850
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:24,746
She says I'm bad at lesbianism.
851
00:40:24,749 --> 00:40:26,373
- That's... okay...
- I don't even know
852
00:40:26,376 --> 00:40:27,996
what that means.
853
00:40:27,999 --> 00:40:29,705
All right.
854
00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:31,624
- Look at me.
- Oh, here we go.
855
00:40:35,498 --> 00:40:38,080
Are you thinking about
my pussy right now?
856
00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:40,019
I wasn't, but...
857
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,289
You like that?
858
00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,488
Then that's all the
lesbian you need to be.
859
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,621
She means you like what you like,
860
00:41:03,623 --> 00:41:06,339
and none of the rest
of it matters, okay?
861
00:41:33,498 --> 00:41:34,999
The fuck?
862
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,705
- Hey.
- Jesus. Oh.
863
00:41:43,707 --> 00:41:45,055
Please don't hurt me.
864
00:41:45,058 --> 00:41:46,999
I'm not gonna hurt you.
865
00:41:48,249 --> 00:41:49,955
What are you burying?
866
00:41:49,957 --> 00:41:51,207
Dog.
867
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:55,289
So this is where you live, huh?
868
00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:57,455
Yeah, uh, how'd you find me?
869
00:41:57,457 --> 00:41:59,414
Looked you up in the candidate roster.
870
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,913
- Cute house.
- Not really.
871
00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:04,496
I watched the video on your phone.
872
00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:06,413
How'd you find the password?
873
00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:08,330
Maybe don't use your house number.
874
00:42:08,332 --> 00:42:11,621
Well, how else am I supposed
to remember where I live?
875
00:42:11,623 --> 00:42:14,292
You definitely had sex with
some girl and filmed it,
876
00:42:14,295 --> 00:42:15,997
but it wasn't me.
877
00:42:15,999 --> 00:42:18,038
That was my ex, Kassidi.
878
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,538
So you're single?
879
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:21,457
Yeah?
880
00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:31,163
You're an officer and a gentleman,
881
00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,830
Carl Gallagher.
882
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,997
Oh-ho-ho, shit.
883
00:42:42,999 --> 00:42:44,372
Look who showed up!
884
00:42:44,374 --> 00:42:45,538
- What's going on, man?
- What up?
885
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,913
- How you doing?
- Hey, Billy,
886
00:42:46,915 --> 00:42:49,160
let me get that jacket.
887
00:42:49,163 --> 00:42:51,871
I know you didn't come
here to watch, did you?
888
00:42:51,874 --> 00:42:53,164
Wait right over there,
889
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,675
by that bike.
890
00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:02,872
Ready?
891
00:43:03,003 --> 00:43:04,080
Ready?
892
00:43:15,444 --> 00:43:17,745
♪ Stay away ♪
893
00:43:17,748 --> 00:43:19,839
♪ From all men ♪
894
00:43:19,842 --> 00:43:23,118
♪ 'Cause we're terrible people ♪
895
00:43:23,121 --> 00:43:25,289
What are you doing?
896
00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,205
The girls couldn't sleep.
897
00:43:27,207 --> 00:43:29,414
Don't you have to finish your speech?
898
00:43:29,416 --> 00:43:32,621
Yeah, I'm gonna tell
them I'm not gonna do it.
899
00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:34,289
Nothing I can say is gonna mean as much
900
00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:35,955
as what they have to say.
901
00:43:35,957 --> 00:43:37,746
You think?
902
00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:40,291
I wanna hug all women...
903
00:43:44,582 --> 00:43:47,205
...all of them,
904
00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:48,705
everywhere I see them,
905
00:43:48,707 --> 00:43:50,872
to apologize.
906
00:43:50,874 --> 00:43:53,788
A random hug from a giant white stranger
907
00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,705
ain't gonna make us
feel any more comfortable
908
00:43:55,707 --> 00:43:57,605
about men.
909
00:43:59,442 --> 00:44:01,912
You gotta go balls to the
wall to that red building,
910
00:44:01,915 --> 00:44:03,580
but then you gotta roll
off the throttle quick.
911
00:44:03,582 --> 00:44:04,768
Otherwise, you'll throw yourself
912
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,086
into the live intersection. Got it?
913
00:44:07,089 --> 00:44:08,289
Got it.
914
00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:10,011
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
915
00:44:12,198 --> 00:44:16,663
Ready? Ready?
916
00:44:41,707 --> 00:44:42,997
Hey.
917
00:44:42,999 --> 00:44:46,038
More indie folk country?
918
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,705
Can switch it if you want.
919
00:44:47,707 --> 00:44:50,164
It's fine.
920
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,955
Where you been?
921
00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:54,830
Looking for Ian.
922
00:44:54,832 --> 00:44:56,207
Did you find him?
923
00:44:56,874 --> 00:44:58,746
No.
924
00:45:00,457 --> 00:45:02,455
- I'm gonna...
- Yeah.
925
00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:21,663
I shouldn't have asked you to choose
926
00:45:21,665 --> 00:45:24,955
between an art exhibit and your brother.
927
00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:29,746
Turns out, he didn't
want me choosing him.
928
00:45:31,332 --> 00:45:32,997
You're right.
929
00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:34,913
He's not a kid anymore.
930
00:45:34,915 --> 00:45:37,122
He doesn't need me.
931
00:45:37,124 --> 00:45:38,955
I don't know if any of them do.
932
00:45:40,795 --> 00:45:42,746
Would it help if I needed you?
933
00:45:42,748 --> 00:45:44,464
You don't need me.
934
00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:46,371
I do.
935
00:45:46,374 --> 00:45:47,605
I need you to save me
936
00:45:47,608 --> 00:45:50,190
from my horrible musical proclivities.
937
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,830
Well...
938
00:45:53,832 --> 00:45:56,394
you can start by skipping this shit.
939
00:45:56,397 --> 00:45:57,621
Done.
940
00:46:11,538 --> 00:46:13,913
♪ Tell me everywhere
you want to go ♪
941
00:46:13,915 --> 00:46:15,832
♪ When you can't ♪
942
00:46:15,835 --> 00:46:18,996
♪ Find the magic ♪
943
00:46:18,999 --> 00:46:21,746
♪ Tell me anywhere you want to go ♪
944
00:46:21,748 --> 00:46:23,080
♪ When you can't ♪
945
00:46:23,082 --> 00:46:25,580
♪ Find the magic ♪
946
00:46:25,582 --> 00:46:27,372
♪ When you can't ♪
947
00:46:27,374 --> 00:46:29,289
♪ Find the magic ♪
948
00:46:29,291 --> 00:46:31,455
♪ I was being young ♪
949
00:46:31,457 --> 00:46:33,289
♪ I was being dumb ♪
950
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:37,080
♪ When you can't find the magic ♪
951
00:46:37,082 --> 00:46:39,205
♪ Anymore ♪
952
00:46:39,207 --> 00:46:40,997
You're awful.
953
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:44,699
♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪
954
00:46:44,792 --> 00:46:46,871
♪ Whoo-hoo-ooh ♪
955
00:46:51,534 --> 00:46:53,289
It's a good look for you.
956
00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,457
Mm.
957
00:47:05,207 --> 00:47:06,839
So you didn't run.
958
00:47:06,842 --> 00:47:09,792
Oh, no, I ran. I just ran back.
959
00:47:10,988 --> 00:47:12,997
The hell happened to you?
960
00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:15,566
Oh, I slid through the
finish line on my ass.
961
00:47:15,569 --> 00:47:16,650
Huh?
962
00:47:16,653 --> 00:47:18,194
Don't worry about it.
963
00:47:24,082 --> 00:47:26,164
You know, you really
freaked out Fiona today.
964
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,580
Yeah.
965
00:47:27,582 --> 00:47:28,790
She deserved it, though.
966
00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,663
Should I tell her you're back?
967
00:47:31,665 --> 00:47:33,374
No, let her sweat it out.
968
00:47:34,207 --> 00:47:35,540
Okay.
969
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,707
Xan gone for good?
970
00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:43,999
Probably.
971
00:47:45,498 --> 00:47:48,038
You know, I never even
got to see you in action
972
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,374
as a dad.
973
00:47:51,128 --> 00:47:52,705
Imagine how much you're gonna miss
974
00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:54,410
if you're gone for the next ten years.
975
00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,995
Yeah. Debbie may or not
be married to a woman.
976
00:47:57,998 --> 00:47:59,449
Carl'll be a war criminal.
977
00:47:59,452 --> 00:48:01,783
Liam will be the father of a ten-year-old.
978
00:48:01,786 --> 00:48:02,972
Huh?
979
00:48:02,975 --> 00:48:04,579
He thinks he got a girl pregnant.
980
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:05,808
Well, fuck me. Did he?
981
00:48:05,811 --> 00:48:07,912
- No. It'd be great, though.
- Jesus.
982
00:48:07,915 --> 00:48:09,080
Fiona'd have a new kid to control.
983
00:48:09,082 --> 00:48:10,416
Maybe she'd let up on us.
984
00:48:11,249 --> 00:48:12,511
Doubtful.
985
00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:13,633
Frank?
986
00:48:13,636 --> 00:48:14,759
Dead.
987
00:48:14,762 --> 00:48:16,308
You?
988
00:48:16,311 --> 00:48:18,017
Still in AA,
989
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:20,062
if I haven't drunk myself to death.
990
00:48:23,277 --> 00:48:24,714
Hey, do me a favor.
991
00:48:24,717 --> 00:48:25,915
- Hmm?
- Don't.
992
00:48:31,644 --> 00:48:34,308
Need anything else before
we kick you out of here?
993
00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:37,268
I'm in considerable pain, actually.
994
00:48:37,271 --> 00:48:39,954
Uh, do you have
something that might help?
995
00:48:39,957 --> 00:48:42,496
Vicodin, maybe?
996
00:48:42,498 --> 00:48:44,515
Says here not to give you drugs.
997
00:48:44,518 --> 00:48:46,118
Where's it say that?
998
00:48:55,498 --> 00:48:57,330
Fucker! Get me a bear!
999
00:48:57,332 --> 00:48:59,448
Fifty-two-year-old female, Ingrid Jones,
1000
00:48:59,451 --> 00:49:01,306
psychotic break of undetermined origin.
1001
00:49:01,309 --> 00:49:03,015
Get me 50 milligrams more
1002
00:49:03,018 --> 00:49:04,913
of Thorazine and some benzodiazepine
1003
00:49:04,915 --> 00:49:06,582
to room 267.
1004
00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:19,247
- Are you the next of kin?
- Sure.
1005
00:49:19,249 --> 00:49:22,054
The Thorazine's kicking
in, so she's calm for now.
1006
00:49:22,057 --> 00:49:24,038
If anything happens,
just hit the red button
1007
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,038
by the bed, yes?
1008
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,214
Yes.
1009
00:49:26,217 --> 00:49:28,000
You might send up some Vicodin.
1010
00:49:28,003 --> 00:49:29,621
She responds well to that.
1011
00:49:29,623 --> 00:49:31,498
Okay, thank you.
1012
00:49:33,457 --> 00:49:36,999
Hey. Looking for Vicodin?
1013
00:49:42,915 --> 00:49:45,247
Always.
1014
00:49:45,249 --> 00:49:46,872
Got some in my pocket.
1015
00:49:46,874 --> 00:49:49,320
We could do the "one for you,
1016
00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:51,247
two for me" thing.
1017
00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:53,534
Come on, reach on in there.
1018
00:49:53,544 --> 00:49:56,164
Well, I, um...
1019
00:49:58,081 --> 00:50:00,537
Sure.
1020
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:01,628
Which pocket?
1021
00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:03,667
It's the front right.
1022
00:50:06,842 --> 00:50:08,715
Um, I'm not feeling...
1023
00:50:08,718 --> 00:50:10,417
Yeah, go deeper.
1024
00:50:13,082 --> 00:50:14,788
You smell nice.
1025
00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:15,784
Mm.
1026
00:50:15,787 --> 00:50:16,950
Thanks.
1027
00:50:16,953 --> 00:50:19,118
Uh, I c... I can't find it.
1028
00:50:19,121 --> 00:50:20,765
Um, hey, why don't you
1029
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,538
just, um, undo this belt
and I'll-I'll get it?
1030
00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:25,538
No, I don't think I should do that.
1031
00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:27,557
Oh, come on.
1032
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,591
You think I could
actually get out of here
1033
00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,745
if you just undo one?
1034
00:50:34,249 --> 00:50:35,621
Okay.
1035
00:50:39,874 --> 00:50:41,913
Oh, God.
1036
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,526
Oh!
1037
00:50:48,529 --> 00:50:51,856
Say you're sorry,
Timmy! Say you're sorry!
1038
00:50:54,582 --> 00:50:57,205
Mwah!
1039
00:50:57,207 --> 00:50:59,815
That's for Sara Beth, you fucker!
1040
00:51:07,287 --> 00:51:09,579
We got a runner! Hey!
1041
00:51:12,623 --> 00:51:15,164
Well, hello, old friend.
1042
00:51:27,457 --> 00:51:29,221
Hey there, Shim.
1043
00:51:31,707 --> 00:51:33,872
Haven't heard from
you in a while. Just...
1044
00:51:33,874 --> 00:51:35,872
figured I'd try you one last time
1045
00:51:35,874 --> 00:51:38,207
before heading into the slammer.
1046
00:51:38,947 --> 00:51:40,821
Sort of why I'm reaching out here.
1047
00:51:42,869 --> 00:51:44,867
If you could just...
1048
00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:46,242
talk to me
1049
00:51:46,245 --> 00:51:48,077
one last time,
1050
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,997
let me know what you think I should do,
1051
00:51:49,999 --> 00:51:53,247
I would really appreciate that.
1052
00:51:53,249 --> 00:51:54,593
Hey.
1053
00:51:54,596 --> 00:51:55,800
You ready?
1054
00:51:57,978 --> 00:51:59,662
All right.
1055
00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:19,538
I hate your hair.
1056
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:20,682
So do I.
1057
00:52:20,685 --> 00:52:22,353
It's not that bad.
1058
00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,662
It looks the exact same.
1059
00:52:23,665 --> 00:52:25,247
Ride with me?
1060
00:52:27,332 --> 00:52:28,580
Hey.
1061
00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:34,893
Whatever you wanna do in that courtroom,
1062
00:52:34,896 --> 00:52:36,496
I'm with you.
1063
00:52:39,092 --> 00:52:40,205
Thanks.
1064
00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:48,948
You coming?
1065
00:52:48,951 --> 00:52:50,532
Want me to?
1066
00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:51,913
You gonna say anything?
1067
00:52:51,915 --> 00:52:54,414
No.
1068
00:53:03,874 --> 00:53:06,040
- Excuse me.
- Uh-huh.
1069
00:53:07,964 --> 00:53:09,745
All rise.
1070
00:53:14,623 --> 00:53:16,707
Please be seated.
1071
00:53:20,999 --> 00:53:24,289
So you're this Gay Jesus
I've heard so much about.
1072
00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:26,659
Uh,
1073
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,455
no, no, Your Honor.
1074
00:53:28,457 --> 00:53:31,237
Uh, I mean yes, but...
1075
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,488
my name is Ian Gallagher.
1076
00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:35,954
All right, Mr. Gallagher. In the case
1077
00:53:35,957 --> 00:53:38,455
of the state of Illinois
versus Ian Gallagher
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00:53:38,457 --> 00:53:39,617
for the felony crime
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00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,705
of arson, how do you plead?
1080
00:53:41,707 --> 00:53:43,455
Your Honor, a young man
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00:53:43,457 --> 00:53:44,872
was being forced into a van
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00:53:44,874 --> 00:53:45,987
against his will
1083
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:48,488
to be taken to a conversion camp.
1084
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:51,163
His would-be captors wanted to deny him
1085
00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:53,628
of his true nature, and I
stopped that from happening,
1086
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,838
so I will not apologize for that,
1087
00:53:55,841 --> 00:53:58,204
and the people who were
trying to change him
1088
00:53:58,207 --> 00:54:00,122
were his family,
people who were supposed
1089
00:54:00,124 --> 00:54:01,734
to love him for who he was
1090
00:54:01,737 --> 00:54:04,414
unconditionally, like my family...
1091
00:54:04,416 --> 00:54:06,034
has loved me.
1092
00:54:09,582 --> 00:54:12,414
And to not love...
1093
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,955
That is the true crime.
1094
00:54:13,957 --> 00:54:16,964
And at the end of the
day, everything I did,
1095
00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:18,050
I did in the hopes
1096
00:54:18,053 --> 00:54:19,676
that we would learn to love each other
1097
00:54:19,679 --> 00:54:22,413
the way that Jesus
taught and God intended,
1098
00:54:22,416 --> 00:54:26,315
and, more importantly,
the-the way that we all need.
1099
00:54:26,318 --> 00:54:29,109
But I understand there are laws,
1100
00:54:29,112 --> 00:54:30,651
and I broke one.
1101
00:54:30,654 --> 00:54:32,984
I set fire to a van, and in doing so,
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00:54:32,987 --> 00:54:36,455
I turned what I intended
to be a movement of love
1103
00:54:36,457 --> 00:54:38,291
into a movement of anger.
1104
00:54:40,998 --> 00:54:42,454
Went too far, Geneva.
1105
00:54:42,457 --> 00:54:44,790
I was crazy to let
it go as far as I did.
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00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,663
Truth is, I am bipolar,
1107
00:54:48,665 --> 00:54:50,122
I was off my medication,
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00:54:50,124 --> 00:54:52,050
and I was in a manic
state in which I was not
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00:54:52,053 --> 00:54:54,676
in control of my faculties, so...
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00:54:54,679 --> 00:54:57,339
I plead not guilty
by reason of insanity.
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00:54:58,787 --> 00:55:01,330
Order! Order!
1112
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:04,801
Any more of that, and I will
clear out this courtroom.
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00:55:10,604 --> 00:55:12,746
Are you sure I'm not the father?
1114
00:55:12,748 --> 00:55:13,830
No, you're not, Liam.
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00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,414
God, how much did you give her?
1116
00:55:15,416 --> 00:55:16,997
Just enough to keep her out for a while.
1117
00:55:16,999 --> 00:55:18,414
I think we gave her too much.
1118
00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,940
She looks dead.
1119
00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,787
Sissy?
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00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:24,663
See, she's fine.
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00:55:29,957 --> 00:55:31,830
All right, go, go, go, go, go.
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