Original subtitles

''Sunil Shetty. Duffer! - l told you, madam...''

no one called Shetty comes here. So...

Whose bar is this? - Shetty's

And where is he? - He's perhaps in the toilet...

''please wait here, sir... madam''

Hey punk... you stop a cop? - No

''The law is far-reaching, okay?''

l'll give you a thrashing and throw you in the cell... get lost!

l told you to wear glasses!

ln there!

Who the hell is it?

Shetty! - Who is it?

Come on out! - This is a gents' toilet

''Will l go to the ladies' toilet to look for you, punk?''

''Come on out immediately! - ln a tearing hurry, are you?''

Who are you? A newcomer in the section?

Who the hell are you to ask me this question?

And what are you doing?

''Will you shake hands with me, after l wash them?''

Wash them... go on!

You want to keep your licence? So tell me who's Dilkhush

Dilkhush?

You can't understand Hindi? Want me to speak in Tulu?

She's my girlfriend!

l'm in love with her! - And how about her?

She's in love with me too!

''lf she's in love with you, what was she doing with Jamshed?''

Ladies' room over there... go! - What?

''Ladies over there, l say! - All right!''

''All right, speak... what about Jamshed?''

''Jamshed, the Parsi? - Yes, the Parsi. Now talk''

He's just a customer! - Whose? Dilkhush's ?

No! At the bar. Khush is my item

What was Dilkhush doing at CVO? - CVO?

CVO Apartments. Where Jamshed lives! - ls that where Jamshed lives?

''No, he lives in Dilkhush's heart!''

But Jamshed lives near Bandstand! - Paranjpe...!

Where in Bandstand? - You know that old haunted house?

Our place?

''l get it. Don't move. Let's go, Paranjpe''

Hurry... let's go! - You call that a haunted house?

Why are the cops here? - Who knows?

''Man or woman, in that uniform, authority goes to your head''

She appears to be very strict

Be ready to run

C'mon! Go and sit in the rickshaw

Every day. Not to worry

''What are you staring at, moron? They're fake cops!''

Get those girls! - Get those girls!

''All right. Let's go. - Yes, let's go''

Saved!

What's this? Where's the rickshaw?

How do you get this going? - l don't know

There!

Stay here. l'll get them!

Are you really fake cops?

''Let's go, Dhanno! lt's a matter of our honour!''

The killer Jamshed lives in our bungalow! l could never imagine!

The evil sonofagun!

Did you have to smoke right now? - Why're you getting jealous?

This is the one! This!

How do you know?

''We live there, right? Lucky lives behind us...''

there's Johny and the old man lives over there

He couldn't have done all this! There's also a fatso here

l think he's Jamshed

lt won't open. Take a look

What are you looking at?

Can you see something? - There is a key!

ls someone there?

Great! You want a newspaper guy here at 2! Must l ring the bell?

What are you doing? - The doors here open both ways

''That's just what l was about to do. You're smart, okay. Now open it''

What are we here for?

Looking. Searching. - What?

''15 million. Diamonds or cash, whatever we get''

We're stealing!

To steal from a thief's house is not a sin

Now go into that room and look

What if there is someone there? - Oh yes

''lf there is someone, yell at the top of your voice''

God! This is a bomb!

Jamshed! You have it made!

God! What's all this?

Our Lord in the heavens!

Why does it happen to me?

Scared?

Hey hunk... why're you glaring at me?

l'm not your wife. l've set the meter going

l charge them by the hour

Who are you?

Hey! Who are you glaring at? l'm not your wife

l've set the meter going and l charge them by the hour

Now hurry up and get on with it

l charge as much for getting glared at

What do you get?

''Bloody Parsi! He hasn't got the dough yet, and he's already blowing it up?''

''Oh, that's what he said to me. l'll give you anything, he said''

''But you must do what l say''

The rascal didn't say he'd bring two customers

''Double the cost for two guys, okay?''

l've seen you somewhere!

With your sister

Why're you screaming? Do l look like a college going girl?

Know what? Show me the dough and l'll speak a better line

He says he has seen me somewhere!

Go... go!

What the hell... - The handsome's nice

The handsome

And look at you. My hand just won't slip on you

Hey...

Whore!

Hey birdie... how long is it since you washed your hair?

Six years. - Six years?

Hey broad! Get going! Why am l talking to you?

''Get going! - Okay, give me my money''

Why screw around with business? - Hey...

don't screw up my brains. l don't encourage whores anyway

''Now get lost. - l came in a cab, so...''

So take a ride in the boot

You going home or to the crematorium? - l'm leaving

l'm leaving!

Who did you say that to? - l'm leaving!

You've cooked a biryani?

Did a glass break here?

Where's it?

You shot it for a biryani? Meaning?

You shot a chicken?

Ass! Listen!

Shoot a rooster instead. And grab the meat

Wait there!

''No, don't throw the stock away. Boil the rice in that...''

''throw in the ginger, the salt, the curry leaves...''

''the coriander, the mint leaves and bring it to a fine paste''

Add a quarter kilo of yogurt. Have you...?

Add red chillis. As red as a monkey's ass

As red as a monkey's ass. You get it?

When you break the meat... what?

You put carrots in the biryani? Wait there... l'm coming over

l'll tell you where you must shove the carrot!

l'm not sparing you today!

What are you doing here?

l'm going to shoot!

You wanna mess with Biryani-bhai?

A bloody haunted house! ls there a ghost here?

Who...?

Biryani-bhai

Biryani-bhai? You?

Was going to Uncle's place through the haunted house...

and l came across your house. Have l made a mistake?

''Sorry, but is it something important?''

lt's so late in the night and you...

how did you get in?

You better leave now. We'll talk tomorrow

Go away. Bye bye

''Sit! - Sure, l'm sitting down! Here!''

l'll sit down too

''Who else did you tell about the gems? - Mother promise, l told no one''

''The last time you told someone, it was a milkman''

l bumped him off and wasted a slug!

So how did you get it?

That guy at the phone booth... he must've told someone

Who?

''That chap at the booth, who tapped Vikas Mehta's telephone''

He even tapped my phone. l know

You know? How?

''Uncle's right. What the elephant shows, it doesn't chew fodder with''

So you were tapping telephones? - No!

So how do you know...? Speak up! How?

Hey! Get up!

Dead...?

A bloody nuisance when you're alive and a nuisance when you're dead!

Open the door!

''Else, l'll shoot!''

Open the door! Open it!

Hurry!

Open the door!

Get out of there!

What happened in there? - He's dead

What? - The thug...

scared Jamshed to death

Where are your glasses? - Fell down there

Killed without your glasses on? - Yes!

Now tell me what you saw. - l swear! l saw it!

Forget it... - l'm telling you! l saw it!

Damn you! You're dead...

but you aren't any lighter! - He killed the guy!

Let's go!

Here you are Uncle

Where was the need to kill him? - l didn't kill him

No? Who did then? - He died on his own

Suicide

''Don't tell lies to me, okay? - l was only scaring him''

And he ran out of steam

''He let out such a dangerous fart... his life went ''dhusss...''

But why did you have to kill him and bring the body here?

You could have a cooked a biryani. Distributed it to the poor

l thought if there's something you had to ask him one last time...

one last time... he might lay another golden egg for you

Ask him

Ask

Will you have some tea?

He doesn't drink tea. - Why?

Why won't he drink any tea? - Because...

he drinks coffee!

Joke! He drinks coffee

Give me the ball!

Let go! My chance!

l'm getting late for the shoot. When did you wake up?

l didn't sleep all night. l kept getting bad thoughts

You were right. We ought to have gone and informed the police

No. - Why not?

Because Johny's one of them

Johny...?

You love him?

''lf you really love him, you must tell him that his life's in danger''

What rubbish! Why would l gang up with them?

l heard Jamshed say it

Did Jamshed name me?

''He said, the guy at the booth... - Guy at the phone booth!''

There are so many guys at phone booths! You're simply...

''what a joke, forget it''

''He said, ''The cripple who runs the phone booth''

''Yes, it's true''

l'm one with them

So? How good are you?

''You tried blackmail too, didn't you? - But Johny...''

l tapped Vikas Mehta's phone only for the money

''Even the police tap phones, don't they?''

So you've become a hero? - No

You're a good girl. l'm the bad guy. l'm terrible

''Because l smile like an idiot all day, it doesn't mean l don't feel like...''

''going to the discos like you. Roam around, have fun''

''Look, l don't want to cry on your shoulders''

l don't want your sympathy

''ln any case, it was Biryani who came to me. lt wasn't my idea''

He gave me a number to tap. And he was paying me well

l've paid a huge price...

l want a pay-back from life now

And that l will do

Even if it hurts someone

He has killed Jamshed

Why're you slapping me? - That's just the beginning

Drive the dogs out. Or else... - l haven't done anything

So who did? - l didn't do it

Listen to be carefully. This builder's a very dangerous man

And l don't want him to cause any sort of injury to you

l have an idea! Marry me

This haunted house will belong to us! - Shut up and get those dogs out!

All right

Will you marry me if l drive them away?

One bloody slap you'll get!

''Tommy, where are you?''

Maria! Pull down that shutter!

Down!

C'mon! Quick!

The bakery's gone today. We'll be gone tomorrow

l didn't set the dogs on him

He broke into my bakery and vandalised the place

''Because the dogs had got in, l shut the door''

''When he opened the door, the dog bit him''

She's lying! She had deliberately locked the dog in there!

l...? lt was your thugs who had come there. Yours!

''Look at the way she talks, lnspector. - What's the problem?''

Him. Ask him

Why're you messing with them? - l...

Why don't you transfer the haunted house in their name?

He's not asking for it for free. You'll be paid for it

But if you don't give it away...

you have no one else. After your dead...

he's the one who will inherit everything

How much money are you getting? - See that? See?

You're still a young girl

''lf you die at this age, l'll be the one filing a report''

No one will even get to know whether you died on your own...

or you were killed. Think it over with a calm mind

''ln paths that wind through and stop...''

''in paths that make you lose your way...''

where will you be?

''Johny, that thin chap who has hair like a tree...''

''Biryani-bhai? - Yes, he's the one''

He came to the phone booth

He asked for you and wanted to know why the booth is closed

''l said, ''Johny has gone away somewhere''

He gave me those dirty looks

''Take care of yourself, Johny''

''Sabu, go and get a cab. Bring it to my booth, okay?''

Go on

''Hey Maria, sorry...''

l'm borrowing some money from you

l'll have to go away for a few days

''lf l stay here, l'll become a nuisance for you''

Don't worry about me. lf anyone asks about me...

say you don't even know me

Your crippled friend. Johny

Biryani-bhai...

you're here for the tapes?

l've come to play with you?

Let's go downstairs and play. - What if we play up here?

''l told you, not to keep tabs on everyone''

l ... l didn't do anything. - You wouldn't listen!

You think l'm mad? l've come in from the forest?

Now go to hell and play with Jamshed

Die!

Die!

Tell Jamshed you're coming!

lt's our job to do the post-mortem

But you will get the body only after the legal formalities

Okay?

Maria Rosario

How was the cripple related to you? - Johny

''Yes, Johny. - Friend''

''Was he a friend, or...?''

You know who did it?

Yes. lt's you

And those you take bribes from!

You guys have killed Johny. Now kill us!

The bungalow will become yours!

''You want to write a report, isn't it? So write... Maria''

Aged 30. Died of strangulation. Want a measure of my neck?

Help yourself... Go on! - Let go!

She's gone mad! Take her away! - You want money?

''No, don't talk to him. - You threaten the police?''

Make her shut up. Else... - What will you do? What?

What are you going to do? Blame us for the murder?

''Make her shut up, he says!''

You know who killed Johny?

lt's that chap who went into Jamshed's room

No. Johny died because we're alive

Biryani killed Jamshed...

because he thought Jamshed was putting on an act

That he had received a call from the blackmailer

''He killed Johny too, because he thought Johny was the blackmailer''

But Johny didn't open his mouth. He preferred to die

Because he wanted to save us!

Now don't cry! lt was your idea to make that call!

''Three people got killed because of us! - Let's inform the police, l said!''

When did you say it? After two of them had already died?

''And when l suggested it, you could see only the money!''

''You said, we'd ask Jamshed for 15, pay 2 to the builder...''

and split the rest. Now let's split the rest!

''You take the milkman, l'll take Jamshed...''

as for Johny... let's share him fifty-fifty

Enough! Forgive me!

''But if we had informed the police, at least Johny would've been saved''

How would he have been saved?

''lf we had told the cops about Jamshed, wouldn't Johny come into the picture?''

l shouldn't have brought you here at all

''Before you came, life was dull and boring''

There was nothing happening

But l at least had my Johny with me!

How l wish we had never met!

You really think it has happened because of me?

Are you sure? - Yes!

''My memories, you often came into''

''Some moments made me laugh, and then made me cry''

l could never forget you

''l feel as if you're still with me''

''ln these lovely moments, l live again''

Come to me...

l desire you now and every time

Past dreams...

my eyes cherish

''Those we could not unite with in our dreams...''

let's bring back

''Our dreams shall come true then''

We shall together again...

''why don't you see something as simple?''

Biryani and whoever else is there with him...

are you going to let them get away without anything?

''You don't get this opportunity every now and then''

This one step...

''and you could be making Him pay all his life''

You've given the world a life

He'll pay you week after week

''He'll pay for making me a cripple''

''He'll pay for making your husband ruin your life''

''He'll pay for making you dance to life's tunes''

He'll have to pay up

''lf He doesn't, you must snatch it, man!''

What are you staring at? l know you can't live without me

''You can't, can you? So?''

''The next time, l'll really go away''

What are you looking at?

What are you staring at?

Who was here?

''Will you open your mouth, or... - Maria was here''

She went away with something

Where will l find her?

You two-feet-nothing... You want a chocolate or a slug?

Speak

Maria's in some room upstairs

Watch your step. She's a very dangerous girl

Oh! l'm scared!

Gotta get my hands on her!

''Oh no, it's a cross connection''

''Where the hell are you? - Yes, Uncle?''

Where the hell is Biryani? We've got to leave for some urgent work

''He asked me to keep the stuff ready, that he'd himself prepare...''

l'm going to slay a goat - l see

''Here, make a call to him. Ask him to come immediately''

Avtar of Azamgarh has come to Mumbai. To check out the stuff

''Uncle, there's a girl on the line. She's talking in English''

What...? This is great! Biryani's going places!

''lt's a recorded message, you idiot! A girl indeed!''

''l sat there, all made up...''

''and my beloved breezed in, chewing a betel-leaf''

l demanded of my beloved...

''that there be bridal music immediately''

Come. Our table is there

''How are you doing, kid?''

Come to this table

''My heart was pining. l was neither asleep nor awake''

''The night just wouldn't pass by''

''My beloved breezed in and lit up a pipe...''

''in the darkness, he set the cot on fire...''

l immediately demanded...

that there be a marriage

One minute

Take a good look. lt's worth 30 million

l'm giving it away for 10 million. Because you're brought cash

''l don't talk unless l have the cash, Uncle''

When do you want the cash? - l'll telephone and tell you

Tomorrow. Where and when. - And the diamonds?

Forget the diamonds and get hold of the heroine

And don't let go

''l was bathed, l was a bit shy...''

there l sat

''My beloved breezed in and leaned against the pillow''

''l wonder what happened, the bed sank''

l demanded of my beloved...

that we row our boat

''l sat there, all made up...''

''and my beloved breezed in, chewing a betel-leaf''

l demanded of my beloved...

''that there be bridal music immediately''

Speak up!

Who else is your accomplice? - Smartass! Wake up!

You're getting beaten up!

''Don't act smart! Else, you'll beg in this chair all your life''

Where are Vikas Mehta's diamonds? - The ones you stole!

What the hell!

Girls! Damn you! You've been screwing up my brains!

Can't you even torture someone properly?

Now do as l say

Leave my jaw alone and break every bone in my body

Hey tall building... what are you staring at?

Free my hands and l'll show you how to slay someone!

Like l hung her lover upside down!

The diamonds are with uncle!

Uncle...?

''l've been calling you for such a long time, Biryani''

''You aren't giving birth to a goat, are you?''

Biryani's stewing in his juices right now

Who are you? How did Biryani's phone land with you?

The owner of the phone is with us! - Don't mess with Uncle!

Hey! That was Biryani's voice

Right. And the smartass's too

Who are you? What do you want?

Have you sold Mehta's diamonds? - Which diamonds?

Now look; the Biryani's packed and ready

Do l send it to you or to the cops? - Tell me what you want

''30 million, you moron! Nothing less, nothing more''

''Give me a discount, please! l have a wife and kid too''

Times of inflation... and what price for biryani?

''Now look, Uncle. Take it if you will. Or l'm sending him to the cops''

You'll get it for free

Wait for my call tomorrow. Duffer!

Biryani's going to have everyone killed some day!

Shut up! Shut up!

Drive the car quietly!

''No, no...!''

Pick him up

He's not even moving

How will he? His legs and hands are tied

You want a chocolate or a slug? You scare a kid?

Where did you get this pile of junk from?

This is a car meant for film shoots

The biggest of stars travel in it

May l go with the two of you?

You've been a great help in catching Biryani

''But you're going home now, okay? - Wait for us''

We'll come back and tell you the entire story

''lf you get caught somewhere, think of me from the bottom of your heart''

l'll be there

''Shut up, shut up!''

Uncle...? - Who's this?

The Gateway of lndia. - You want to buy it?

Behave yourself! To the Gateway of lndia in an hour

Bring the money in a red suitcase

''ln an hour? - Else, it's the police station!''

Listen...

An hour?

''l can't fly, l can't drive, how will l get there?''

You've been singing that silly song right from this morning!

Now look for your beloved in those waters!

Press it

''Yes, Uncle?''

Why're you shaking so much? Are you in a car?

No... l'm being shaken up

By the car? - No! The fat lady

Damn you! Now listen. l have a great tension

Do you have a red suitcase? - No... what for?

Are you giving me a massage or breaking up my bones?

Be gentle

The cops have got to know that you're here

The cops? God! What are you talking about?

l've conned a lot of guys in Azamgarh to earn the 10 million

''And when they get a chance, they squeal on me?''

''You want the diamonds, right? - Yes''

So do as l say. - Okay

Get hold of a red suitcase. Stuff the money in that

And get to the Gateway of lndia directly

ln an hour. - Gateway of lndia?

''Where will l get a red suitcase from, Uncle?''

Borrow it from the fat lady. Where indeed!

Found your beloved?

''You want a guide, sir...? Maybe a hotel?''

Want an item...?

the works?

Gems? - One better than the other!

Wanna see? - Yes

Here...?

''Of all ages, sir. - So this is your ''stuff'' !''

''Meet me after an hour. - Don't think too much, sir''

They're better than the best!

''And remember my name, sir. Haldiram Halka!''

The cure for every disease!

There are several red bags here. - l know. That's just what...

One's right in front of me. - Hang on

Where are you? - Gateway of lndia. Where are you?

l can't get your red. There are several red suitcases here

That's not my mistake. Now tell me what is to be done

What...?

Dance - What?

''Dance, buddy. - What for?''

How else will l recognise you? Hurry up and dance

Dance...? - Pronto!

Dance?

''Maria, watch a dance''

''Avtar, there's a problem. - What?''

My man does not recognise you. - Your man? Where is he?

l'm hiding close by. There are cops around too

Cops? Where?

''Grab the suitcase, you ass! We're giving the cops the slip''

Do you understand? - Yes

My man is right there

''There's so much of red there, your red isn't getting noticed''

So? - So dance!

Am l mad? - Think what you will

But go ahead and dance. - l... l can't dance

''Without a band, l'd look like an eunuch!''

All right. Other buyers are even willing to dance

l'll sell it to the one who dances

No...

The deal is cancelled. You can go home

Uncle... please!

lf you don't dance...

''l'm going to start counting. Only till five, okay?''

One

Two

Three

''Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...''

''Where will l find an admirer like you?''

Do not break my heart

''Uncle, can you see? l'm dancing!''

You see?

''You see? - Yes, l see!''

''Yes, l see''

She sees!

That's mine

''Bless you, son. Learn a thing or two from him''

Mister...

''Uncle, shall we talk business? - You and l will hit it off''

Would you like to join my business?

Get lost... go!

C'mon

Where to? Stay here. l'll be back soon

l'll be back

Uncle...

l told Haldiram to come after an hour

Uncle!

Uncle? - Yes

Where's the stuff?

Biryani's in the boot

Biryani?

Biryani...? Code-word?

Let's go! C'mon!

Get inside the car

Hurry

Where? - Show me the dough

Show me the biryani! The meat comes later

''Show me the money, l say! After that l'll show you Biryani!''

No! Uncle told me that he'd give me the diamonds against the dough

''That's all right, but... Uncle?''

''Aren't you Uncle? - No, l'm Avtar''

You're lying! You're Uncle himself! - No! l'm Avtar

Give that bag to me. Quick! - What are you doing?

Let me go! - Give me the money!

Stick 'em up!

Zeenat Begum

''She was conning you, wasn't she?''

''Take off the veil, Zeenat Begum. You've conned enough people''

Don't you now Zeenat Begum?

She's Natwarlal's daughter. Charles Sobhraj's daughter-in-law

''You are the same deadly and wicked Zeenat, aren't you?''

''Deadly and wicked Zeenat? - Oh yes, the same Zeenat''

What are you talking about...?

You are the same deadly and wicked Zeenat!

Zeenat! - Oh... Oh yes!

But l've done nothing. This guy was running away with my suitcase

''What's in that bag, Zeenat? l know everything''

Get out

l've caught you red-handed this time... you go away

Push up

Go away! l'm taking her to the police station to thrash her

Will you go away or do you want me to shoot? Scram!

What rubbish was that? - Acting! You don't understand

''Madam, my bag!''

The car's shaking

''You look like a simpleton to me, feller''

Why get into huge legal hassles for this little bag?

Go away! Get lost! l have spared you!

There's a sound coming from your boot! lt's moving!

Go away before the real cops arrive to lock us all up!

Real cops?

Your boot has opened!

Madam! There's something coming out of your boot!

''Give me my money, madam!''

Biryani! The car's gone! - Uncle! My money!

You moron from Azamgarh! lt was a fake cop!

He just doesn't understand! - Who has the diamonds?

l've got them. Here they are. - My diamonds!

''Faster! Faster! - No, take it easy!''

Ass! We have the diamonds.

Let them go. Why get into a mess?

Biryani's cell-phone... shit! lt's Uncle!

l'm not sparing you! l will die with you!

''Uncle, drive straight and turn right. You'll reach fools' land''

What? Fools' land?

Get that bag out

Get it! Quick!

Hurry!

Damn you!

Hurry!

What are you doing?

No!

Get that green bag out from behind

Get them... faster!

l'm not sparing them!

''Close the door, quick!''

Stop!

My glasses?

Back!

Freeze!

''Biryani, stop there''

Maria! Come back!

''No, Biryani... - Uncle! Don't stop me!''

''Wait, Biryani... stay!''

Look there!

They gave me a beating!

''Put that gun away, l mean''

Which one of you goes first?

Maria! Come back!

''Cop lady, you're going later!''

Try something and l... l'll kill Uncle!

''No! You ass! - Let go, l said!''

You point a gun at me? - lf l'm an ass...

how am l holding a gun?

My name is Bablu. Bablu!

Your turn now

Give that bag to me

A fake cop and a real gun?!

Fire! Go on! Hey blind bat!

Behind you! The truck! - You get back!

What? - The truck!

Does my face say l'm an idiot?

Give it to him!

My truck! What happened?

l went to pee...

and l end up killing four people!

So you're alive?

He's dead

lt happened because of you! - Me?

Why did you push me? - Push you?

Why didn't you let go of the bag? - lt could've killed me!

Killed you? God! l've saved your life!

''Shut up, girls! l don't know how my truck went racing ahead''

''We know, Sardarji!''

Listen

By helping the police...

you have helped the country

''But madam... - Good bye, mister''

''How can l go away like this? - No tension, brother''

They were gangsters. - Really?

Take your truck and go home

''But how can l go away like this? - l'm asking you to go away, brother''

All right

Sat Sri Akal. - Sat Sri Akal

''Money, money...''

One minute!

''Brother, you're great! Thanks so much''

Diamonds?

Can't help it! l can't control myself

Whom are you calling now?

l've been paid back!

This is jolly good!

The police have recovered the diamonds in the Vikas Mehta scandal

The bodies of the two suspects were found at Bandra Reclamation

The police commissioner says...

So much!

Let's turn our haunted house into a hospital for children

Let's call it Maria Baby

l want a huge bakery of my own!

l'll buy a whole of lot of shoes. Heeled ones

''Listen, l want to adopt nine babies. - l'll get married nine times''

Let's gift Sabu a tea-shop. - l'll make a film

The hero will be a midget and the heroine will be tall

''And l'll say, ''Change the hero''

''lf you had that much to do, you ought to have stolen some more diamonds''

Let's go back!