Original subtitles

Grab whatever you can

Ease the itch for wealth

Sundays are fun days

l want biryani not plain bread

l hate money but l need it

Why is cash so important?

Grab whatever you can

Ease the itch for moolah

What is it?

Roll down the window. l want to get in

- What are you doing? - Open the door!

What the.. my bag!

- Don't hide it! - My bag!

You look in front!

My diamonds! Somebody stop him!

''You can't live in a chawl, can't pay more than 5000 rent..''

don't want to share or be a paying guest and want to live in Bandra

Where will l find a flat in Bandra for Rs. 5000?

Then try for a bungalow

- Are you mad? - That l am

''Excuse me, find another agent''

So far l'm in my senses

- Now what? - You find me a house in Bandra

- l'll find a bungalow owner. - Won't find him in your budget

- Even with you around? - Am l a magician?

The flat owner will give away the house if you ask for it

What do they say? Any budget Only Salimbhai. All else fade

- Shot ready. The hero is here. Come on. - Okay

Hurry.. Won't you do this much for me?

- l'll see. - Don't forget

- Live long. - You're looking good

''Baby, come here. Let me explain''

You'll be in the center. Then take a step to the right

Then this way and twirl around the hero

Got it?

The director is busy on another film. We'll wrap this song today

Sure. After all you're the producer

l'm also the biggest fool of Bollywood

The hero is half a day late but l couldn't say a word

- Are you ready? - Absolutely

''We've had 3 rehearsals. lf you say, we can take''

Girls! Let's do a take

How will you get away?

''My pal, you'll regret this''

''How will you get away? My pal, you'll regret this''

''Don't mess with me You'll die unnecessarily''

''- What's this? - Sir, it's the dancer''

Taller than the hero?

Can't dance and wastes my time

Come here. What's wrong?

- Problem regarding your height. - My height?

- Did l ask for a short hero? - Who is she?

- Baby. - Whose baby?

- That's her name. - But so tall...!

lt's God gifted. From birth

- Take off her shoes. - She's in flats

- Then remove Baby. - She's our main dancer

She has rehearsed for 7 days

''lf we fire her, we'll have to cancel the shoot''

- Hero is going abroad tomorrow. - l know. Let me think

Where will you escape?

''My pal, you'll regret it''

''How will you escape? You're going to regret this''

''Don't mess with me for you'll die for no reason''

''Palm tree, taking root? Pack her up or l leave.''

Good she's dancing in the pit or the hero won't reach her arm

She wants to become a heroine. This giraffe won't find a hero

She didn't come here when she should have

- ln Bachchan's times. - Don't talk of them

''Seeing the height of todays heroes, her career is in the pits''

''So Maria, what do you think?''

- What do you want? - My bungalow

- This is a bakery. We don't sell houses. - For the last time..

Either return my bungalow or marry me

- Taken a good look at yourself? - Better than your 4 eyes!

Tell you what? You look very good without glasses

Even you look good without glasses. Get lost!

- lf l don't leave. - Don't...

- Will you get lost? - Very well. l'm leaving

But l won't come next time

Scrubbing a month's dirt off?

- What? - Already think you're a heroine?

Yes

Stare at yourself all night still you'll remain ugly

Do you think you can possibly leave me and go to Mumbai?

Found another blind man?

- Nobody will give you another glance. - l don't need anyone.

What? Don't need anyone? What will you do?

You can't wash up. You can't cook

l'm not a servant. Cook and clean all day..!

- And then satisfy.. - Wonderful

How did you find such fury?

Leave me and go to the city? Live like a city woman?

Living alone will be difficult

''Did l ever tell you, you're terribly ugly!''

- Bloody bitch! - l'm not ugly!

l'm not ugly!!

- Only couples. - But they let girls in

You need a partner

How are you? ls it fine now?

Let's go.

- Listen to me.. - Never saw you here before

Come on

''- No, you go ahead. - lt will be fun''

- Go on. l'll stay here. - What man

Come on!

Leave me

We do whatever we wish

''We're nonconformists and live life our way''

''The eye views a fantastic sight that takes me high''

Swing in gay abandon

Come down

''This moment is ours Let's find fun in it''

This is our moment of joy

Find some joy in it

''Whatever you think, whatever you wish..''

We follow our heart

We live life on our terms

- Where to? - Where do we have to go?

- Home. - Home. - Where's home?

- Good question. Where's home? - Bandra

l don't want to go there

Louse! Do you want to go to Dubai?

Dog!!

You dance very well

- Do l know you? - You can if you wish

Let's show him

Feeling hot?

Like that? Grow up. Run!!

''Stop, you bitch!''

Did you see his face?

That was fun. Now let's sleep here

- On the footpath? - This is my house

''- Yes, your house. - All mine''

- Yours? - l live in one room

lt's a haunted house

- Ghosts live here. - l'm looking for a house since l came here

Stay here

My bakery. But l can't bake

You've got a chawl system here. Do others live here?

Yes but l don't know them

That's the problem in Mumbai. The neighbours don't know each other

''- But is this your house? - No, the bakery l worked in..''

The owner willed this house and bakery to me

Not lucky. This is my friend's PCO.

ls this whole bungalow yours?

''What man, taking so long ls it your first time?''

- Scared? - Come on. - Hold on

- Let me watch. - Come on

''Handsome, why are you staring? l'm not your wife''

My meter is running. l charge by the hour

Hurry and finish whatever you want to do

l charge the same even for ogling. Get it?

- Who is she? - The girl whose father owns this bungalow

Her father!

What strange people live here!

- Where's your room? - This one

- This one? - Hold on

- Here's the key. - Thank God

Mind blowing people live here

- The bulb got fused. - Got a candle? - l'll light it

Candle..

No time for cross connection. Hang up

Found it?

- You know this guy? - Do l??

l won't spare you! Crook!

- Please.. - What are you doing?

- ln the middle of the night.. - Stop it

He's Johnny. He lives in the room across

''Baby, do you know Johnny can't sleep at night''

So he keeps pulling tricks

''But if he has a drink, he sleeps like a log!''

- What did you say? Baby..? - Yes

- What's wrong with it? - Nothing

l'll hit you

l'm not like her. l swear l'll hit you!

l'm high

''l like my name, whatever it is''

- Nobody ever hit me. - That is why!

Fooling around! Now he won't laugh at me

Now l'm sober

''Filled with rage. Maria, where did you find her?''

- This fried chili... - Lying on the road

Lying or laid out..?

That's enough. Now stop it

Turn over

Johnny wanted to be a football player

He was very naughty when he came here 3 years ago

He became this area's local football hero

He made me forget my broken marriage and taught me to live

He'd make me laugh a lot

He lost both his legs in a motorbike accident

lt took a whole year before l saw him laugh again

There's still some bitterness

Forget it. Tell me what do you do

- What? - l dance

Classical or in a dance bar?

No. l dance in films

- Honest? - l'm a big star

Come to my set someday

ls your phone ringing?

lt's a wrong number

- How do you know? - lt rings every night

''lf you lift the phone, you hear somebody speak. Cross connection''

- Happens everyday. - Shall l put it off the hook?

Forget it. Will l pickle your love?

Flatter others

- Get it? - l know why you're saying this

''- For Shetty, isn't it? - He gave me work and cash''

So l tolerate the bald guy

What have you given me?

l can give my life for you

Should l make mincemeat of your corpse?

- What? - That's what will be left if you give your life

Forget it. Tell me what can l do for you?

- You'll give me bull shit. - l'll build you a bungalow

l'll name it Dilkhush Manor

''where will you build it? ln Dharavi? - No, Malabar Hill''

Do you even have the cab fare to go there?

Hang up. Others are waiting in line

What a fantastic love story

l'll buy you a house in Malabar Hill

Why doesn't anyone give me such calls?

l get plenty of cross connections

Like in Hindi films

l'm positive it's him again Shall we check?

- l have cash. - Really?

- Lots of cash. 3.. - 300 is too much for you

- l earn that in a flash. - Not Rs. 300 but 3 millions

What? 3 million!

3 million!

- Where did you get it? - Can't tell. lt's a big secret

- So secret..? - Yes

He's going on as if Baby has no value

Tell me where you got that cash

Try to understand. l can't tell you

''- Fine. Then l'll hang up. - No, just a minute...''

- How did you get the cash? - l made a plan 2 months ago

- To sell your mother? - l committed a theft

''- You committed theft? - No, l got it done''

- ln Mehta Jewellers. - You think l'm mad?

Don't tell anyone. My father worked for Mehta Jewellers

Now l work there

The owner Vikas Mehta is stingy

l kept an eye on him for 2 months

l followed him. The moment l got a chance..

l escaped with the loot

A briefcase worth 30 million.

- 30 million in a briefcase? - No. Diamonds

- We must tell the police. - Don't be funny

- Let's meet up. - Sure

Tell me when. l'll come with flowers

- She's changed tracks. - Call me on my mobile

- l don't have your number. - l gave it so many times

Give it again. What is mobile number? What do l dial?

- Write it down. - One minute

- What? - Pen. - Go on

And you!

''- Something is fishy. - What a love story, man!''

Fabulous! A 3 million love story!

We just heard somebody talk on the phone

- So what? - We had a cross connection

This is the police station. Call up MTNL. What the heck..!

- What happened? - He says call MTNL

He's right

l heard a criminal talk on the phone

- lt's not right to tap phones. - l didn't tap the phone!

- lt was a cross connection. - This is a police station

l know. There's a man named Jamshed

- Do you know him? - l heard his voice.

''- He was saying.. - When a man speaks, his voice will be heard''

- He said.. - Did he speak to you?

- He was talking to a woman. - Woman? Are you a woman?

- Will you listen to me? - Right. What number do you want?

- The police station. - right but there's nobody here

- But you are there. - l'm on the phone!

- l want to report a crime. - For what paper?

Stop laughing

l'll chop off your nose

''Sabu, go away''

Jamshed was talking to his girl

- About some Vikas Mehta. - Smart ass..

You don't have to keep an eye on all

l'm only concerned with my cash. Got it?

You'll get the cash as long as you tap Jamshed's phone

Don't act too smart

At this hour..?

What are you staring at? The bag is heavy. Take it

l've decided to live with you

Now hear this. lt's important

Don't be tense. l'll pay rent

Take a look. Jeweller looted at traffic signal

Oh that Jehangir yesterday..

- Yes. - Jamshed was telling the truth!

That means he really has 3 million

Goodness! Has she thrown you out in one night?

l'll beat him up! This boy is always teasing me!

- She's here to stay. - What?

What do you do?

She dances in films

No time for autographs. Later. Let me now wash up

''My love, make me some tea''

- Does she dance or make others dance? - l hear everything

Forget it

Where does the water flow..?

Who are you? What do you want?

Why don't you speak? Why did you come here?

l'll call the police!

What are you doing? Wear your glasses

Are you here to play ball

- Ball. - l'm giving it..

lt's my gun. Give it back

''Maria, why is there a pistol here?''

- lt's mine. Return it. - Who are you? l'm talking to her

- l'll explain. Return it.. - Why are you butting in?

- Who are you? - Please don't shoot me. l..

Stop bleating like a goat. Speak

- The gun might go off.. - Easy...

- l came to frighten. - Frighten..? Who sent you?

- The builder. - Which builder?

l know. Must be Lucky's friends

l was paid to frighten and get the house vacated

- Vacate the house... - l joined the gang yesterday

- My hand is hurting. Speak fast! - l never killed anyone

l never even fired a shot. Elder sister..

''- He called me sister! - Papa, mother..''

- Give me the gun. - Say please..

Please give me the gun

- where are the bullets? - What? - l forgot them

- Get lost! - l'm going. - And take your gun!

Uncle's pooch. Did the job?

- Do you only find fools? - ln one week. Get it?

We want the place vacated

What do they say?

l've been explaining for so long but they don't follow

And this son of a camel.. Pointed my gun at me!

Your good name?

- You've grown.. - Why do l have to repeat it?

Don't make fun of Baby's name. Specially not with an empty gun

l want to talk to Mummy

''Look, leave her alone. Talk to me. Don't make me angry''

Are you Maria?

- Listen woman.. - Hey you!

Nobody must interrupt

lf you don't do as l say..

l'll strip you and make you dance

Either l gift the bungalow to Lucky or pay him for it

- We must go to the cops. - What?

''The police, Lucky and the builder are together''

That is right but why are they chasing you?

Lucky is a gambler and a vagabond

He took a lot of cash from the builder for this plot and blew it

So now the builder is after Lucky and Lucky is after Maria

And today he came home

What's the problem in going to the police?

- l don't trust them. - Why? File an FlR

- Her husband was in the police. - He still is

He was my husband

- You are mad. - That's true

''But listen. we have the phone number of Jamshed, whoever he is''

His words prove that he's a big fool

We'll call him and say..

We know he committed theft and we'll tell the police

- Unless you pay us half. - That's all?

- He will part with his cash. - No harm in trying

''Look, we're both around 30''

You've left your husband and what do you have?

A house that's not yours. And you don't get rent

''You're here till a caretaker, everyone's mom''

Look at me. l came in style from Delhi

l've been struggling for ages to get a foot in the film industry

How long will l get item numbers and music videos?

l found many friends and boy friends but none l trust

Throw leachers like Lucky out of your life

He took 2 million as loan from the builder

We'll ask Jamshed for 1 1/2 million. Throw 20 at the builder

That leaves us with 1 million 30

We'll split it

We should make a good life for ourselves

''Once we have money, these very people will respect us''

We might possibly find two cute slaves too

''Seriously, 3 million is small change for Vikas Mehta''

''And Jamshed, the fool Dilkhush will fleece him''

ln fact we'll advise Jamshed to stay away from Dilkhush

We'll keep our share

then we'll ask him to get lost

''Honey, l don't say money can buy happiness''

But life can be cashed

We'll have a ball. To blazes with the world

We'll play the band

- What? - l..l won't call

l'll do that

Won't he know where we live when he comes to pay us?

Silly girl. We won't call him home for tea or coffee

We'll call him someplace that nobody frequents

Nobody comes here. Give me a kiss

- Should l say your Pop? - Yes

''- Your Pop. - My love, give me a lift''

We've called to take not give

- Nobody will know. - We know you looted Vikas Mehta

- Will you keep all the loot? - Not like this!

Speak louder. With force

Will you keep all the loot?

We want a share or we'll tell the cops!

''- Love.. - Come, darling. - Don't try to run''

Else..else..try and understand

Got it? He's smart

- How's my acting? - What acting?

''lf this is how you act, the camera will focus on your legs''

Thank God this was a rehearsal. Nothing will come out of this

Am l the actress or you? Let's see you try it

Talks big

Smarty pants. Hear me carefully

''lf you butt in, l'll get out of the phone and beat you''

l want 1 1/2 million. Exact

l'll pull the trigger if you act smart

Who is the king of Mumbai?

Maria Mhatre!

She called me here But where is she?

Useless woman. Knows nothing

''- Let it ring. - Hold it, Shetty''

lt's your Jamshed darling. Where are you?

- What's wrong? - l'm here. - So..?

Don't joke with me. l'm standing under your building

Have you brought what l asked?

''Why are you hurrying me? l told you, it'll take time''

Then call after some time

Now is the time for our hearts to meet

There's a lock on your door

- Where are you? - ln Hell! - What?

''l mean, in the gym''

- What are you doing there? - Dancing

What do people do in the gym? Exercise

But you told me to come home in the afternoon. Nobody will be home

- So is anyone there? - No

You said you'd come in the afternoon when nobody is home

- So nobody is in. - l meant nobody else

You should've said so

- Now what do l do? - Go home

Nobody will be there too

''l have only 2 coins. Here, don't come back''

- How are you? - l am fine

ls all well?

You...! l've called to hurt your heart not make it happy

''- ls Dilkhush with you? - No, she isn't home. lt's locked''

- l'm standing out. - Then what are you doing there?

- Guarding the house? - This is no way to talk!

Will you teach me manners? You..!

You...! What do you think? Do you know who this is?

- l didn't recognise you. - Think you'll gulp the loot?

''- Are we blind? Don't we feel hungry? - Heroine, alms..''

- What are you saying? - Give me some alms

l mean are we blind that we neither see nor feel hunger?

''- But l'm not eating. - l'm talking of cash, not food''

- Cash..? - You took Vikas Mehta's stuff

- Give.. - Excuse me! Do something!

- But.. - We know all

- Will you leave or...! - Come on.. - Get lost!

But who is speaking?

Baby. Think l'm one? The photo not on the front page..

- ..is yours. - My photo!

- But why? - l'll make an album!

We'll make mincemeat of you

- Stop the music. - Yes

Now listen carefully to what l am saying

lt's an award winning dialogue

- Hold on. - But..

- Give another coin. - l don't have any

- Please check..give back that coin. - Why?

- Return that coin. - Hold on

- Hurry! - Don't steal my earnings!

Stole all my money!

Ruined my business

- Yes sir? - Tonight.. in a black bag...

- How much is 3 - 1 1/2? - 1 and a 1/2.

Yes. That much money at 1 1 .30..

- ln what will you put it? - Black bag but l don't have it..

- You don't have a bag? - l do but not the cash

''- Shall l print your photo? - No, sir!''

Be at the Shanti Diary cow shed at 1 1 .30

Leave the bag at the door and run away

What is wrong?

Here? Wait for the interval

lt's stinking. Couldn't you find a clean cowshed?

Me..? Whose idea was it to call him here?

Don't preach cleanliness here

- What's the time? - Uh..1 1 .30

He's still not here

The money!

The cash is here!

But one and a half million in this little bag?

Must be rupee 1000 notes. Come..

Get up

Mind the cowdung

Hide..

Who is it?

What is it?

What is this?

lt's pretty heavy

Hold my hand

- What? - Shit

Cowdung!

- The man is dead! - Run. What are you doing?

He died because of us

We're responsible

l know

- We killed him. - l know

Should l also die?

- We must tell the police. - What?

We black mailed somebody and he killed the milkman?

lt's late

l'm not in the mood

- Whom are you calling? - Jamshed

- Why? - He planned to kill us

- Had it not been the milkman.. - To tell him we called!

He'll come here to kill you if he gets your number

lt's important to tell him

We'll call from the PCO downstairs

Let's go

His phone is switched off

He probably knows we.. the blackmailers will call

Now how will we get the cash out of him?

Let's go for now

His phone is switched off

He probably knows we.. the blackmailers will call

Now how will we get the cash out of him?

- What's going on? - You were eaves dropping

lt's my PCO. l'll do as l please but what are you doing?

None of your concern

Whom are you blackmailing? l know

This filmi idea must be Baby's

What are you doing? Since when do you know her?

A couple of days. What do you know about her?

A day after you met her she moved in with you

Now you trust her blindly to do just as she says!

She's a smart girl and you're a fool!

- She's a good girl. - Good... blackmailer

- Do you know what she does? - She's a dancer

l know. She wants to become a heroine

Like l wanted to be a football player

Do you know how many girls come to Bombay every day?

She either wants to be a heroine or get hitched to a rich man

She wants to be rich overnight. She'll do anything for it

- lf she find a fool like you.. - That's enough

Don't say another word. You don't need 4 years to know somebody

You can earn trust in 4 seconds. She hid nothing. She's as she seems

She wanted a place to live in so l called her

She didn't force me

So you'll do anything she says?

Even blackmail!

Where will we get the 2 million for the builder?

- That's not your problem. - Then whose is it? Yours?

You'll get the money. How will you earn it?

Collecting change from the PCO?

We'll see. You pack your bags and move

- She won't go. - You can lose your life!

What do we do? Didn't you see that builder..?

Will he spare us?

Very well. Do as you please

''Make-up, hurry''

My love...

come to me

''My body's on fire. Put it out''

''Quench the fires that rage, hug me''

''Oh, my love...''

my youthful body pines

lt thirsts for you...

come to me

My heart craves for love

''lt's crazy, it burns for love''

''l know how to burn myself in love''

''Difficult call for you to get away, my love''

''Ass, it shows''

What?

''Biryani-bhai, yours is showing''

This one? - Ass!

All that marijuana is driving your brains shit!

l've told you so often to get on with your work

But don't make it obvious to the world

See? My right eye never knows where my left eye is looking

''You get it? No, you don't''

''Well, Jamshed-bhai?''

What makes you come early in the morning?

''Uncle, our deal was that l'd give you a tip...''

where and when Mr Mehta would bring the diamonds

And then your men... - We've pounced on him

So what's your problem? - Yes...

''but when the blackmailer called, l told you''

And you promised me that you'd threaten him and drive him away

But Biryani-bhai murdered him in the cow-shed!

''You wanted him brought here in a palanquin? You're the limit, Jamshed!''

''Uncle, we're concerned with the diamonds, aren't we?''

So why did you take a poor innocent man's life?

l see! The local bitch speaking a foreign tongue!

lnnocent? Does an innocent man pick up the phone and blackmail someone?

You talk like an idiot!

You said no one would get to know

But what if there's trouble with the cops?

Listen chicken... no one has opened his mouth here

You're the one who squeals. Bloody chicken!

''Sir, ask him who Dilkhush is. - Who is it?''

She's my girlfriend. - Girlfriend...

''or are you crazy about her, punk?''

What rubbish were you telling her over the phone?

Lost your nerve? - How did you get to know?

How? Here's mine... another!

l followed him and the moment l had the chance...

l fled with it!

Well?

He thought only the cops and the press can tap telephones

You have diamonds worth millions and there's nothing for Biryani?

He's been threatening the girlfriend for no reason!

His girlfriend is going to remain our tension now

She's my girlfriend! She's not going to tell anyone!

What? Has she ever slept with you?

No! She's not that type of a girl! - So what type is she?

''She dances in the bar, gives it away to countless guys''

So what type is she?

''Look, you had to tell us and you did. We did what we had to''

Now get going. - How about my share?

''We'll get the dough when the diamonds are sold, right?''

''When l sell them and get the cash, l'll have it send with Biryani''

''Now get going. - Take it from me, Uncle''

The Bawa lives nearby. His cozy nest

l'll present myself to him... with his share!

''To end his story! - Send my share quickly, okay?''

Rhino! You ask me for a share? You want a share...? One minute!

Here you are. Take the diamonds away and sell them

But remember. There's a cop outside every shop...

waiting to see who's coming to sell these diamonds

He'll catch you and throw you in the cell. So go and sell it!

''No, no! You sell it... you must sell it!''

l'm getting late for the office. l'm leaving

Late indeed ... go away

Listen... say hi to Vikas Mehta

''Another thing, wait''

Bring your dancer item to my place. Go on

He was asking for a share!

What are you staring at? Go and follow him

He's playing a double game

He? Where does he have the brains?

Don't let his childish face mislead you

''He looks like a child, but he has the brains of a scamstser''

l'm going to bump him off! - Hey... l can understand your temper

But not to hurry. He's the goose which lays the golden egg

''Let's get the ghost's underpants, if we can''

''Before killing him, we must find out all we can about the diamonds''

We can bump him off them. Understand?

You don't!

The ass doesn't have the brains!

No!

Shetty of the beer bar. Where Dilkhush dances

Jamshed is jealous of Shetty

Where to? - To Shetty's bar

''No. Someone will get killed again. - No, we'll be careful this time''

We won't ask for any money. But we must find out...

what he does and how he is to look at

But how are we going to know anything about Jamshed from Shetty?

Let's hire the costume of a movie. Let's go there in disguise

Let's go. - This isn't a Hindi movie. Okay?

Don't forget. You're constable Paranjpe and l'm lnspector Kiran Singh

''lt builds our personality, you see. - Stop boring me!''

You ought to have worn glasses. - But l haven't!

Know what? l did a video of this song

l had everyone else bowled

Hello!

Where's Shetty? - What is the problem?

Call Shetty! - But no one called Shetty comes here

So where does he come? - Which Shetty are you talking about?