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I'll ask you one more time

What happened to these people?

Is someone watching through the one-way mirror?

I know how this works from the movies

How much longer can we keep him?

He hasn't refused to be questioned at night

We can hold him for 11 more hours

Does his lawyer object?

He doesn't have one,

and hasn't requested one

Can we find out who he is A.S.A.P.?

We're checking his identification now

Know why I don't want a lawyer?

You still have the right to one

Whether you request one or not,

that's your decision

Officer,

you must have witnessed many strange cases

I think you'll find that...

the story I'm about to tell you...

is truly...

out of your imagination!

Quiet!

Everyone, quiet!

Hear out the lawyer

Who's he?

A distant relative. Ignore him

Lawyer?!

C'mon, spit it out!

The first tenants to move in...

were the just divorced Wang and his daughter

Little girl, how old are you?

Fourth grade!

I was immediately intrigued by...

the way he looked at his daughter

Mr. Wang? That's him, right?

To show my respect for LGBT rights,

I let Guo Li and Linghu move in together

Young people are worthless

Boyan, right here,

is an extreme example

He is human waste

All daylong...

he dreams of possessing superpowers!

The important thing is to believe

Our spiritual power is limitless

Wow!

Did you see that?

I did it!

Whoever desires Miss Chen,

dreams of being her neighbor

Listening in is the second best thing to fucking her!

And I even get to see the fun!

You deserve a raise!

Don't misunderstand me

Miss Chen is no prostitute

She's just another ordinary office worker

She just knows how to use her body better than most

This is Mr. Chang, freshly divorced

I can't imagine how his ex-wife exploited him

He's so haggard and drained

Chang is a high school gym teacher

He guzzles milk past its expired date

I don't get what's up with him!

At night,

we share the same hobby

Privacy isn't like money

When you steal it, they don't even know

As long as they don't find out,

they won't feel a thing

It's truly the most unselfish thing to share!

Wow! -Just like that!

I like it!

I like it!

This woman also lives downstairs,

but it's like she never really moved in

Her room is full of suitcases,

but I never see her remove anything from them

I can watch her 24-7,

but I still can't work her out

We don't have her photo

This woman you call Yingru...

What does she look like?

Such a woman is...

by her nature...

hard to describe

My tenants lead disciplined lives

Each has their own routine

Except Yingru

She is a blank sheet of paper

What on earth makes her tick?

I decided to find out

Police hotline, how can we be of service?

Hello?

No, I'm not hungry

No food for now!

And then?

I decided not to report it

If I had,

I wouldn't have such an incredible story for you

Mr. Landlord

Miss Yingru, right?

May I help you?

May I borrow a lighter?

A lighter? I don't smoke

But I guess there must be one here

One moment

Will matches do?

Of course!

What do you need matches for?

If you don't like this place,

you don't have to burn it down

Miss Yingru?

What do you do?

I've never seen you go to work

I've never been late with my rent, have I?

That's not what I meant

And you?

Besides collecting our rent,

do you have another job?

Job?

How can a useless guy like me get a job?

If I didn't have you tenants,

I'd have nothing to do

Have you ever considered yourself deadlocked?

Deadlocked?

Although my life is boring,

I have to go on, right?

Being deadlocked doesn't mean that you're dead

Or that you can't live a comfortable life

Deadlocked means there's no possibility of change

A life full of routine,

with no potential

If one's life is just like other people's,

it's redundant

Everyone can break the deadlock and enjoy freedom

But people daren't break free, or don't want to

They become stuck

Why do they stay stuck?

Everyone is afraid of standing out from the crowd

Frozen like rabbits caught in the headlights

If everything you say is true,

why are you the exception?

I'm going to break free!

All the dishes are meaty!

Everyone! Cheers!

Cheers!

Fate has brought us together

Come on!

Thank you, Mr. Landlord

Eat up! There's plenty more

So much meat, such a rich meal!

It's really all meat!

It looks delicious!

Look, fresh meat

Delicious!

Delicious!

Such a good soup!

The meat broth tastes so nice!

Your blood pressure and sugar level are high

The soup's too salty. Don't touch it!

Don't eat too much meat either

Eat more veggies!

You...

Then who will eat this piece of meat?

Give it to me!

It's such a rare treat...

that we're eating together

Fate has truly brought us together

Yes!

And to live with Miss Chen!

A beautiful, wonderful, charming,

excellent woman

How lucky we are!

You exercise a lot,

so you should eat more!

Nonsense!

I work hard at the office all day

How can I be more energetic than a gym teacher?

I often can't get off work 'til late

Thank you...

for letting my daughter do her homework in your room

No problem! I adore your little girl

Daddy!

Can I go to Auntie Chen's...

after dinner?

Of course!

What should you say to Auntie?

Thank you, Auntie!

Hurry up and finish dinner

Sweetheart, look after your daddy when you grow up

It's challenging for him to watch you grow

During your military service,

you'll fold your blankets like this

While I'm away,

will you miss me?

I won't let them take you away from me

I'll have you fail your class,

so you can stay with me forever

Say it again!

What's wrong?

You should go home

Your wife and kid are waiting for you

Are you jealous?

What's to be jealous of?

I made a decision

What decision?

To break the deadlock in everyone's life!

Aphrodisiac!?

Here we are!

Sleeping pills and an aphrodisiac

The so-called "aphrodisiac"

It's actually a powerful pheromone

Basically, it's the testosterone...

used for animal breeding

Pig farmers are regular customers

What about human consumption?

It makes you really horny!

We'll settle the bill next time

Daddy!

Why does Auntie Chen cry out every night?

She's not crying!

Then what's she doing?

She has a toothache!

Focus on your homework

OK...

I'm home already!

No!

It's all good!

Fine

Yessiree!

The Art of Teleportation

I did it!

Yes!

That's it!

You are just being the human...

that your nature demands

Our world is ruled by the bourgeoisie

We obey their bourgeois rules

Well, at least we pretend to

Otherwise this world...

would be such a boring place, wouldn't it?

Daddy!

Why won't you turn around?

Daddy better bathe himself today

Breathing deeply won't help

Why are you still pretending?

Don't listen so hard to your conscience

Your nature will win eventually!

Don't you have any human decency?!

Human decency?

Officer,

I'm more human than you know

Teleportation consumes excessive energy...

so one may slip into unconsciousness...

If a person somehow...

"teleported" himself somewhere,

wouldn't he record it on camera?

I don't believe it!

That's exactly what he did!

Excuse me!

There must be some matches left over?

Yes

Let me get them

Would you like to come in?

Sure it's okay?

What's that noise?

Your cat?

Human

Human?

No wonder it sounds like one

Join me

What's the rush?

Do you like that skirt we saw?

For sure!

Then I want to buy it

Why not?

You smell so good

I want you!

Wow! Chang, you must be in heaven!

Surround sound with vibration...

Just like 4DX!

Hello?

What?

I'm jogging

Of course I'm short of breath!

I'll call you later, OK?

It's Mr. Chang, isn't it?

So it's you who found the keys

Did I tell you to stop?!

I knew you weren't just another Peeping Tom!

You're a man!

A REAL MAN!

Sex dates at 20:30 on Wednesdays

What do you see in him?

What does he have that I don't?

Slut! Slut!

What's happening?

Stop slapping me!

I'm not afraid to hit back!

You two...?

Fuck!

Is this how I have to find out?

How could you?

Do I mean so little to you?

Let me explain?

The reason I showed up here...

is that I've started to teleport

As soon as...

Teleport!

When I fall asleep, I teleport...

and I can't control where I wake up

I eat chocolate to keep my energy level high...

I don't remember anything...

I don't know what happened...

I...

Are you done putting on a show?

Fuck!

Which of you queers shot your load on my face?

Call us "queers" one more time...

Your ass is bleeding!

Mind your own fucking business!

Should we call the cops?

It's just a lovers' quarrel

Back to bed!

Make it clear once and for all!

Think about what you said to me before

And look at how you're treating me now!

You said you wanted to marry and have children

I let you!

I let you have everything! And now what?

You think only you are hurting?

What are you doing?

I'm hurting too!

Where are you going?

Don't leave!

Don't you remember what you promised me?

My life isn't easy

I'm tired of this

Don't leave!

Whore!

Keep calling me names!

Bitch, cheap slut, cheap whore

Die together with me!

What are you doing?

You're crazy!

You're scaring me!

Hello?

Is this Guo Li or Linghu?

It's Guo Li

You're very noisy

It's getting late

Everybody wants to sleep

Sorry to wake you up

Everything is fine now

Good to hear. I was just concerned

Thank you

Once you start telling lies,

there's no turning back

I won't lose to you

You'll never defeat me!

You know,

that manager you recommended...

is a really bad guy

He takes kickbacks and then accuses me!

I didn't know he was like that!

I have ways to deal with him

Please fix it!

Faster now!

Slow down!

Faster!

Don't stop! Faster!

Slow down!

Faster!

Faster now!

Faster!

What are you doing here?

You know him?!

He's...

Bitch! You want to embarrass me!

No...

Stop fighting!

Why did you sneak into my room?!

I teleported! I teleported!

You're a useless bitch!

What the fuck?

Woman beater?!

Wait!

Let him go!

Let go of me!

Let go of him!

Get out!

Go! Get out!

Out!

Out!

I'll kill you!

You fucking son of a bitch!

Whore!

Cunt!

It's OK

OK

Why give the key to the kid?

Give him the key for what?

Am I really so cheap?

The man you beat up just now,

do you know how much he gives me every month?

I don't know how that stupid kid got into your room

Forget it!

I don't care

From now on,

I'm yours and you're mine

Isn't that enough?

Stupid fool!

How much does a shabby gym teacher earn?

How much every month?

How much can you give me?

Wise up!

You thought you could keep on fucking me...

with that pencil dick of yours?

Forever?

Out!

Fuck!

Fuck!

You know why that bitch divorced me?

Domestic violence!

Enough is enough!

Hello?

Teleport me! Teleport me!

Sweetheart!

I'm home!

Sweetheart!

Miss Chen?

Sorry, I just got home from work

You just fuck and run? Did you tell your wife?

What will you do now?

I can't find my daughter

Is she doing her homework in your room?

No!

Ask Chang

He found the keys to all our rooms

Who's there?

Come out!

Little girl?

Why?

Why are you in there?!

Mr. Chang!

Mr. Chang!

You know it's not me who tied you up?

You know, right?

Don't blame me! All right?

Don't...!

Mr. Chang!

Mr. Chang!

Mr. Chang!

Mr. Chang!

Who is it?

Give Linghu back to me!

He's not here

What more do you want?!

Mr. Wang

Is my daughter in your room?

Your daughter?

Why would she be in my room?

Miss Chen says you found the keys!

It's not what you think

He's really not here

I don't care what's going on between you

But, I beg you, give Linghu back to me

My having the keys has nothing to do with your daughter

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart!

It wasn't me!

I'm sorry. I really don't know what happened

If I hadn't neglected Linghu's feelings,

things wouldn't have turned out like this

I beg you!

Please don't tell anyone about this!

I don't care what happened between the three of you

Who killed who...

or if it was all an accident

But please don't call the police...

I have nothing...

but these rooms to rent

If this goes public,

who would dare to move in?

I'd be left helpless too

Then what should we do?

Since we've agreed to keep quiet...

let's work out how to get rid of...

the body

Besides,

I don't want to know how Linghu died

You must swear...

that you'll never talk about this

From now on, the three of us...

will never mention it again

This is my only condition

Fine

I swear

I swear

Let's pack up the body and drive it away

It's so big

Do you have a big box?

How could a box be big enough?

Of course you'd have to cut...

No!

I couldn't stand chopping up a body

I don't dare to watch either

Can you two handle it?

Leave it to us

It's not me that kidnapped her!

Where to start sawing?

It's my first time too

It's my fault!

It's my fault!

Why are you up so late?

You're up too!

You're taking out the garbage?

Yes!

I was just cleaning up my room

In the middle of the night?

You're taking trash out too?

Well, there's nothing to see

Don't trouble yourself

Let us take it out for you

Yes, we'll help!

I'll take care of it myself, thanks!

Or I can take out your garbage

We'll handle it ourselves, thanks!

Fine

Who did it?

Who put Wang's daughter in my closet?!

What?!

It must be you!

You've got keys too!

It must be you!

What?

Don't play dumb!

What?

What?

Chief,

We've got a match!

The suspect...

was a police officer

Chang Jiajun

He graduated from police college

with the top score in his year

Majoring in criminal psychology

He worked several major homicides...

with an outstanding record

In 2004, after a serious crime case,

he refused his promotion,

and became an undercover officer

Chang Jiajun

Was he part of the Huang Silang investigation?

Yes

Police! Freeze!

Turn around slowly!

After Huang killed seven high school girls,

the court declared him mentally ill

Every police officer involved in the case...

believed Huang was faking insanity...

to fool the judge

Chang Jiajun volunteered for a secret assignment,

in order to get near Huang

Madman in stabbing rampage

Inspector Chen, the officer in charge,

was in a car accident a month later

He slipped into a coma

Afterwards,

when Chang claimed to be working undercover,

he had nobody in the police to vouch for him

The hospital refused to release him

His aggressive behavior endangered other inmates

So they treated him against his will

Eight years later,

Inspector Chen passed away

When his wife sorted through his possessions,

she uncovered Chang Jiajun's true identity

What a clusterfuck!

When Chang finally left the hospital,

he vanished into thin air

He didn't even claim compensation

How about Huang Silang?

Five years after Chang was admitted,

Huang hanged himself in mysterious circumstances

If everything you say is true,

why are you the exception?

I'm going to break free!

We owe Chang Jiajun an apology

Voila!

Cheers!

Thank you

Everyone!

Thank you, Mr. Landlord

It's all a pack of lies!

The building wasn't from some distant relative!

The owner has been missing for years

Nobody knows if he's dead or alive!

Chang Jiajun must have something to do with it!

He keeps making up all these crazy stories!

Miss Chen is Mr. Wang's young wife

The family of three lives together

Their relationship isn't how he described it

Boyan is a...

hardworking medical student at Taiwan University

He's no loser!

How'd he believe in that teleportation nonsense?!

And Mr. Chang?

He's not a high school teacher,

he's a university professor

And he's homosexual!

Why would he be fucking Miss Chen?

The only thing we can be sure of...

is that the real Chang vanished too

As for Guo Li, that's even more farfetched!

He's an unskilled house mover...

with terminal lung cancer

He's gone through extensive chemotherapy

How could he have the strength to kill?

And Linghu?

What kind of a name is that?!

Sounds like something from a martial arts novel

One of the young men missing...

was Guo Li's nephew,

who would visit to look after Guo Li

It's so late!

What are you fighting about now?

Hello?

Hello?

Don't you want to know where your daughter is?

Hold out your hand...