Original subtitles

♪ It didn't come with braces ♪

♪ There's no time to waste here, baby ♪

♪ All the foolish faces ♪

♪ You better brake for good ♪

- Janine, for Christ's sake,

what are you doing?

Janine, please!

Was it something I said?

Didn't you like the dress?

We could take it back.

I still have the receipt.

Oh my God, there's a cliff!

Slow down!

For fuck's sake, what are you doing?

No, no, you've gone mad!

Hit the brakes, hit the brakes!

You'll kill us both!

You're gonna kill me!

Janine, what's wrong?

Didn't you like the ring?

- The engagement is off.

♪ She's on the prowl again ♪

♪ Cold, all she cares about is killin' men. ♪

♪ Lyin' like a devil ♪

♪ She's evil, wicked and cool ♪

♪ You don't know what some will find ♪

♪ You don't know what's coming this time, baby ♪

♪ You do anything she would allow ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's coming around tonight ♪

♪ Lock 'em down, you better fold them tight ♪

♪ Hell hath no fury like a woman you done wronged ♪

♪ But show some mercy, some might say ♪

♪ It's a whole lotta woman gone astray ♪

♪ But I don't think it'll do any good anyhow ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ She's unstoppable now ♪

♪ Tell me, Janine ♪

♪ How do you sleep at night ♪

♪ Doin' the things that you know ain't right ♪

♪ And will you keep leaning close ♪

♪ And when I turn out the light ♪

♪ You know, you really got the scorpion sting about you ♪

♪ With those eyes ♪

♪ So tell me, Janine ♪

♪ Do you mean what you said ♪

♪ You bring me to life ♪

♪ Now you left me for dead ♪

♪ Oh well, you're slippery and slide ♪

♪ And I got nowhere to hide ♪

♪ And I can hear you callin' ♪

♪ But I don't want to ride ♪

♪ You know, you really got the scorpion sting about you ♪

♪ With those eyes ♪

♪ Black widow's mind ♪

♪ Why don't you tell me, Janine ♪

♪ Tell me, Janine ♪

♪ I said, hoo-hoo, they're gonna hunt you down, Janine ♪

- It was the dream holiday I've been planning

for both of us,

a little surprise to celebrate my engagement

to the most beautiful girl I had ever met.

You fucking bitch.

♪ I said, hoo-hoo, they're gonna hunt you down, Janine ♪

♪ They're gonna hunt you down ♪

- Janine had it all.

She was stunning, sexy,

seductive, and she had me,

Darryl Fergus Sebastian Maddock,

one of the hottest young hedge fund managers

in the City of London,

completely wrapped around her finger.

♪ I said hoo, hoo, hoo ♪

♪ I said hoo, hoo, hoo ♪

♪ I said hoo, hoo, hoo ♪

- Janine!

Janine!

Hello!

Anyone?

Help!

Shit.

Oh God.

Okay, come on.

Oh God.

Come on!

There, come on, I've got you.

Come on.

Bloody hell.

I knew I should've taken her to Paris.

I tell you,

I was absolutely livid.

I genuinely hadn't the foggiest idea

what had prompted Janine to scoop me up

on to the bonnet and catapult me into the Med.

The only thing on my mind was how to get back to my villa

and find out what the fucking hell was going on.

♪ Oh the grand old Duke of York ♪

♪ He had 10,000 men ♪

♪ He marched them up to the top of the hill ♪

♪ And when they were up, they were up ♪

♪ When they were down, they were down ♪

Ow!

I'll be lucky to get out of here alive.

- The perfect way to end a relationship.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Carmel, don't worry, okay.

Trust me.

It will look like an accident,

and I've got everything in writing.

It's like I said,

it's not how wide you open your legs, you know.

It's how quickly you close them.

That's all.

- Eventually, I find my way back to the road,

burnt, broken and very nearly beaten.

Somehow, someway, I had to get back

to find my fiance.

- Where the fuckin' hell are we now?

My balls are sweatin'.

And I need a shit.

- How the hell do I know?

- Boys, who cares?

We're gonna be busing till we get to the beach.

Then the party's gonna start all over again, eh?

- Shut up, Wingnut.

Honestly, you are fucking doing my fucking head in!

- I'm gonna fucking-- - Oi, oi, oi, oi!

Put that shit up!

Put that fuckin' fuck.

Idiot!

Look at this prick up here.

- Oh my God.

He's wearing a pink shirt,

and he's waving us.

Hey!

Woo!

- Oi, oi!

Nonce!

Nice shirt!

- God.

- Idiot!

- Twat.

- This really wasn't my day.

Little did I guess that salvation would come

in the guise of a Spanish Samaritan

with a subtle philosophy on the opposite sex.

- What a bitch.

- I need to get back to my villa.

Can you take me to the town?

- Yes.

So this woman?

- Janine.

- Janine.

And she never tried to kill you before?

- Christ, no.

No, absolutely not.

- So you cheeky-cheeky with another woman?

- No, of course not.

She's my fiance.

- Uh-huh.

- We were out here celebrating our engagement,

for Christ's sake.

- Uh-huh.

- What do you mean, "Uh-huh?"

- You ask her to be married?

- Yes.

- And you split everything?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, you divide by 50%,

the house, money, cars?

- Well, yeah, yes, of course, but,

you've got to be kidding, no.

Please, God, no.

- Sounds crazy, no?

- Of course, it is.

Of course, it is.

We've only been together six months.

It's been wonderful, amazing,

extraordinary.

- But Darryl, you know,

a woman isn't just one woman.

They are many.

In a lifetime,

you could never know them all.

Perhaps you could marry a nice English woman?

♪ It all comes flooding back to me ♪

♪ Drinking tea with sympathy ♪

♪ Sunday afternoon ♪

♪ And so our time has come to pass ♪

♪ We had our moments while they last ♪

♪ Do you have to leave so soon ♪

♪ Not all Spanish melodies ♪

♪ Stay with me when you make me smile ♪

♪ And for a while ♪

♪ Make me think about all the things we do ♪

♪ Would you make me smile ♪

♪ And for a while ♪

♪ You make me think about all that we went through ♪

♪ You put me back together again ♪

♪ And all the horses and all the king's men ♪

♪ Swinging from above ♪

- Here is okay. - Here?

- Here is okay. - Yeah.

- Let's hope it's okay.

- Don't worry, you'll feel well.

- Thank you very much,

so much, I tell you. - You're welcome.

Not at all. - Thank you.

- Take care.

You have to be careful with her,

because she doesn't know you're alive.

- Yes, that's true.

- That's true.

That's the second one.

You have to protect yourself as well.

- Protection?

Yeah, damn right, I do.

- You have to.

- Right. - Yeah.

- Thank you, Antonio. - Okay.

Don't worry. - Look after yourself.

- Everything will be fine.

Bye. - Thank you, bye.

It had taken the day from hell

and a simple Spanish farmer

to make me realise I was in bed with the devil.

But I wasn't prepared to roll over yet.

Protection.

Ah.

I crept like a thief into my own villa,

ready to give her a piece of my mind.

Departing Seville, tomorrow?

Cancun?

She bloody planned this.

While I was back at the villa,

wondering how to get hold of my lawyer,

Janine was out on the town.

Where the hell are all my clothes?

That's the last straw.

She's binned my best slacks.

I'm not wearing that shirt.

She's taken my bloody car as well.

Got to find a phone.

Hola.

- Hola.

- One cerveza and one whiskey.

Do you have a telephone?

- No,.

- Can I?

Gracias.

It's, it's not working, it isn't.

England, England, Chester.

- Oh England, it's not possible,

not possible.

- Gracias.

- Whiskey.

Cheers.

- Cheers.

- On holiday?

- Kind of.

- How I love the Med.

I love the water.

So you're on your own?

- I am now.

- Ah, I got ya.

Holiday romance gone wrong, eh?

What did you do,

fuck one of the locals?

Hell, mate, you can't beat a good woman.

But you can certainly beat a bad one.

- You can say that again.

- So she get a bit close to the bone,

this one of yours, eh?

- Let's just say she drove me close to the edge

and leave it at that, eh.

- Can't say I blame you, mate.

Can't say I blame you.

That Janine,

she's a bloody tornado of trouble, that one.

- What did you say?

What did you just say?

How the hell do you know my fiance?

- Janine?

My kind of girl, takes it up the funnel,

up the clacker, what a lady.

- I beg your pardon.

- Look, mate, you think you're the only bloody idiot

who got sucked in?

I met her in Manila.

It was love at first sight.

Well, how could it not be.

We decided to run a little dope

across the border, you know, a nice, easy 50K.

- Drugs?

- No, easy till we got bloody caught.

Soon as it went down,

good old Janine,

she fingered me quicker than a typewrite.

- Jesus.

- She got the 50K.

And I got five

years.

She offered to iron my shirt once.

Oh I know.

I know what you're thinking.

Didn't see it coming!

Did not bloody see it coming!

Rik Le Salles.

- Darryl Maddock.

- Maddock, strong name.

So how much she take you for, Darryl?

- A villa here,

my flat in Fulham,

a Jeep, my BMW,

the money in our joint account,

my city bonus

and a 2003 Pagani Zonda F Roadster.

- Is that with

or without the reinforced chrome aluminum-alloy roll bar?

- What do you think?

- You cunt!

- Me?

Jesus, you know Janine.

- Look, mate, she takes away the things you can't replace,

your dignity, your manhood, your pride.

And if there's money involved, mate,

she'd butt-fuck the Pope, that one.

Yeah, there's only one thing to do

with a girl like that, mate.

- I know.

I know, I'm planning something.

- What are you planning?

- Well, I've tried to get a hold of my lawyer.

I'm gonna sort something out.

- Okay.

Let's allow ourselves a little fantasy, yeah.

What would you like to do to her right now?

- Probably bloody strangle her.

- Strangle her?

Strangle her, you can't strangle her.

It'd take at least 10 minutes.

Ah, she'd be kickin' and screamin'

and clawin' at your eyes,

bitin' your hand, kickin' your nuts.

You can't strangle her, mate.

Now slicing her jugular,

that's one way,

45-degree angle, ear-to-ear, fwit!

She'll piss out three-and-a-half litres of blood

in under a minute.

Mind you, the only problem

with that is there'll be blood everywhere.

A damned mess, you'd need a change of clothes,

damned good mop.

- That's absurd.

Of course, I'm not gonna cut her throat.

- You could always pierce her through the temple

with one of these.

Perforates the occipital and parietal lobes.

Her eyes'll roll, brain dysfunctions.

She's a goner, mate.

Now the only thing with that, positioning.

It's damned hard unless they're asleep

or in a neck lock.

- What the fuck are you talking about?

- Or,

you could just do it the old-fashioned way.

- Jesus.

- Nine feet away, you hear?

As long as it's a headshot,

job's a good'un.

But always, always remember,

retrieve the bullet,

even if it means scooping out the brain with a spoon.

DNA.

- Oh my God.

What do you do for a living?

This is ridiculous.

I couldn't shoot her through the head,

and with a spoon!

- Of course, you could, Darryl.

It's dead easy.

Mate,

I'll do it for you.

Fuck me, the bitch has got it coming.

She left me high and dry, and you,

look at you.

Nah.

You keep your hands clean, mate.

This will be a pleasure.

You know, uh,

before I'm gonna do your dirty work for you,

how 'bout a slice of that city bonus of yours, eh?

Say, 50-50?

- 20,000.

- I could get to like you, Darryl Maddock.

Just leave the bottle.

Now where the bloody hell did you get that shirt?

- Manila.

By the early hours of the morning,

the Australian psychopath had become my new best friend.

So how old were you when you killed your first man?

- 12.

- 12?

- Bastard had it coming.

He was my dad.

- Your dad?

Shit.

Where the hell are we going?

- Shortcut.

- How the hell do you know your way around this place?

- Timor, night training.

Come on, Darryl, this way.

- I need help here, hot dog.

Rik, what are we gonna do with the body?

- The body?

How the bloody hell should I know?

- I'm not so sure this is such a good idea.

- Trust me, you're gonna feel stacks better

when the bitch is dead.

Darryl, the lights are on.

Blimey O'Reilly, we're in luck here tonight, mate.

- Rik, you know back in Manila,

if you loved her as much as I do,

why didn't you forgive her?

- Forgive her?

I look like a bloody idiot?

It wouldn't surprise me

if she's got another bloke in tow.

- What, already?

- She's faster than a king cobra, that one,

especially when there's men involved.

My guess, she likes to spread that thing.

- Exactly.

Sorry to piss on your barbie, mate,

but I'll sort this out myself.

This is my revenge.

Investment funds and derivatives had hardly prepared me

for a cold-blooded assassination.

What am I gonna do with the body?

I could throw it off a cliff.

Aim for the head, headshot.

Aim for the head.

Always remember to retrieve the bullet.

♪ Please release me, let me go ♪

♪ For I don't love you anymore ♪

♪ To waste our lives would be a sin ♪

♪ Release me and let me love again ♪

♪ I have found a new love, dear ♪

♪ And I will always want her near ♪

♪ Her lips are warm while yours are cold ♪

♪ Release me, my darling, let me go ♪

♪ Please release me, let me go ♪

♪ For I don't love you anymore ♪

♪ To waste my life would be a sin ♪

- Darryl, what are you doing here?

- Good question, Janine!

Good bloody question!

- Darryl, let go of me!

Don't be a creep!

Hey, hey!

Darryl, you've gone mad!

- I've gone mad?

I've gone mad?

Come here, you little cow!

Janine!

Janine!

Janine, open this door now!

- Darryl, it was an accident.

The car got stuck in gear.

It wouldn't stop, baby.

I tried to brake, but the clutch was jammed.

- You drove me off a bloody cliff.

- Oh come on, I didn't mean to.

- Thought it was an easy touch, did you?

- Thank God you're alive.

- Six months of calculated bliss,

then wham-o, check please!

- I swear that's not true.

You know me.

I'm not like that, baby.

- You lying, fucking bitch!

If you've touched one penny of mine,

I'm gonna kill you here and now.

- Darryl, we both know that's not true.

Your ego is getting the better of you now.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

- Well, you're is in for a bloody reality check.

- Darryl, I'm warning you.

I've got PMT

and a gun.

- Shit!

♪ Here we go, here we go ♪

♪ Five months, two weeks, two days ♪

♪ I'm about to lose my mind ♪

♪ If you see my baby ♪

- Shit.

Shit.

Two can play that game, Janine.

Remember Rik?

He wants to kill you, too.

His grudge is nearly as big as mine.

Something to do with a little drugs deal

and five years he spent in a Filipino prison.

I wonder how many men have slipped into your little net.

Well, I can tell you one thing.

There won't be another.

- Darryl, Darryl! - Oh!

Ow, that hurt. - Listen to me.

- No! - Listen to me.

- Get off me! - Darryl, Darryl!

Hey, hey! - Get off me!

- Listen to me.

Listen to me!

Hey!

- Get off me! - Give me just five--

Come on!

Give me just five minutes,

and I will explain all.

I promise you.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

It was just into the sea.

It wasn't that bad.

- Who do you think I am?

Evel bloody Knievel?

- I knew you'd live.

It wasn't that high, baby.

- No. - It.

- You might be able to sweet talk

some deranged Australian,

but I'm not falling for it.

- No, baby, it's not like that.

- Or maybe I did.

- Baby, baby, okay, okay, shh.

Baby, it's not like that.

I was just playing with you.

It was just a game.

- Oh, a game? - Yeah.

- What fun, Janine.

Who's up for a round

of throwing Darryl off a fucking cliff?

- Baby, look at me.

Just look at me, baby.

I've got stronger feelings for you

than anybody else I've ever been with.

- I pity the poor bastards you didn't like.

- Exactly, because I did not like any of them,

except you, darling, baby.

It was the best six months of my life.

- Well, you've got a funny way of showing it.

- And the best sex I ever had.

- No!

- Hey, baby.

How does that feel,

to be in complete control again?

- Shut up, Janine!

You're mad.

- Yeah, I'm mad.

I'm mad for you!

If you wanted to kill me,

you could do it just now.

Just shoot me.

Take the gun and shoot me.

- You're a psychopath.

- No, no, no, no, no,

I'm just, um, hmm,

a little high-maintenance.

That's all, baby. - Shut up, Janine!

Just shut up!

You can't turn this around, Janine.

- Baby,

baby, look at me.

I'm not evil.

I'm just difficult, okay.

I just need excitement.

Isn't it better to have someone

who is a little bit dangerous

than someone that sits at home all day

and washes your socks?

- I'm warning you, Janine,

any more tricks,

and I'm gonna be scraping this bullet out

of your brain with a spoon.

- With a spoon.

Baby, okay, okay, okay,

okay, you're right, okay.

I was blinded by your money,

what it can do.

I'm weak like that.

I'm a sucker for spas, shopping, shoes.

- You might have screwed over dozens of guys before me,

but you've met your match with me.

- Exactly, baby,

and that's why you're,

you're the closest one to my heart, baby.

And you've just proved it, you know.

You've got everything,

everything I need in a man.

You've got the intelligence,

the brain and the...

♪ On her way to work one morning ♪

♪ Down the path along side the lake ♪

♪ A tender hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake ♪

♪ His pretty coloured skin had been all frosted with the dew ♪

♪ Oh well, she cried, I'll take you in ♪

♪ And I'll take care of you ♪

♪ Take me in, oh tender woman, come on in ♪

♪ Take me in, for heaven's sake, come on in ♪

♪ Take me in, tender woman ♪

♪ Sighed the snake ♪

♪ Now she wrapped him up all cosy in a curvature of silk ♪

♪ And then laid him by the fireside ♪

♪ With some honey and some milk ♪

♪ Now she hurried home from work that night ♪

♪ As soon as she arrived ♪

♪ Now she found that pretty snake ♪

♪ She'd taking in had been revived ♪

♪ Take me in, oh tender woman, come on in ♪

♪ Take me in, for heaven's sake, come on in ♪

♪ Take me in tender woman ♪

♪ Sighed the snake ♪

♪ Now she clutched him to her bosom ♪

♪ You're so beautiful, she cried ♪

- That night wiped away all memory

of the day's events,

in one tsunami of sex.

My clothes were out of the bin,

my car back in the drive,

and the engagement back on.

Normal service had been resumed.

Heaven.

What's going on?

Janine!

Janine!

What the fuck?

Janine, Janine, what are you doing?

Janine!

Janine, no!

What?

♪ You see this guy ♪

♪ This guy's in love with you ♪

♪ Yes, I'm in love ♪

♪ Who looks at you the way I do ♪

♪ When you smile ♪

♪ I can tell ♪ - Love hurts, Darryl,

love hurts ♪ We know each other very well ♪

♪ How can I show you ♪

♪ I'm glad I got to know you, 'cause ♪

♪ I've heard some talk ♪

♪ They say you think I'm fine ♪ - Oh I know.

I know what you're thinking.

Didn't see it coming.

Did not see it coming.

♪ And what I'd do ♪

♪ To make you mine ♪

♪ Tell me now, is it so ♪

♪ Don't let me be the last to know ♪

♪ My hands are shaking ♪

♪ Don't let my heart keep breaking, 'cause ♪

♪ I need your love ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ Say you're in love ♪

♪ In love with this guy ♪

♪ If not, I'll just die ♪

- Rik, Rik.

- How many fingers?

- Oh my God, Rik, look at your head!

Oh my God.

- Rookie mistake, mate, trying to kill a bloke

with the flat edge of a spade.

- I didn't mean to hurt you.

- You need to use the sharp edge, 45 degrees.

Too much surface area with the flat edge.

Slows the impact.

Schoolboy error.

- Rik, I don't know what to say.

- Water under the bridge, mate,

water under the bridge.

I'd have done the same thing myself.

You wanted to go it alone.

I can see that now.

- I really,

I really thought she loved me.

- Of course you did, Darryl.

Of course you did.

She fucked us both, didn't she?

- Shit!

Where the hell is she?

- Flown the coop, mate,

five minutes ago.

I'd have shot her from the undergrowth,

if you didn't nick my bloody gun.

I reckon if we get there right now--

- Jesus, Rik, we've got to get you to a doctor.

- Nah, I don't do doctors, mate.

Drug fiends and alkies.

Now here's the plan.

- Plan?

This has gone far enough.

She's thrown me off a cliff,

beaten me to a pulp,

drowned in the pool.

I've had it.

I'm finished.

- I hear you, Darryl.

I hear you, mate.

Now listen to me, Darryl.

Focus.

Shit!

My toes are going numb.

Darryl.

Shit.

Darryl!

Darryl!

Transfer me to that Jeep, ASAP.

I know a shortcut.

You drive like a demon, mate.

By my reckoning,

we can head her off about a mile or two

before the airport.

- What are we gonna do if we catch her?

- I'll think of something en route.

I'm always best when I'm on my feet.

- I'm telling you,

I had Rik down as some crass, kangaroo-shagging psychopath.

But you know what?

If it wasn't for him,

I would've literally drawn my last breath

right there in the pool.

This fucker had more compassion in his cowboy boots

than most people I had ever encountered.

All I've done for the last seven years is wear a suit,

talk shit and crunch numbers.

- But you made a lot of money, Darryl.

And you're still a good bloke.

You should be proud of yourself.

- Yeah, nice and rich.

And look where that's got me.

- You're moving from doubt to denial, textbook.

- Aren't you scared, Rik?

- Scared?

I can't feel fear, mate.

It's medical.

- I think I've always been scared,

scared of failing, scared of succeeding,

scared of letting people down,

scared of losing, scared of falling in love, everything.

And now all of a sudden, from nowhere,

when some really scary shit is actually happening,

that fear is fading.

- Now you listen to me, Darryl Maddock,

and you listen good.

When I was a kid,

I had a moment with a brown snake.

We were eye-to-eye.

They were the longest three seconds of my life.

The fucker went for me.

I bit through his neck like a bloody piece of licorice.

And that was my moment.

- Yeah.

Janine is my brown snake.

I just want to kill this fucking girl

and get it over with.

- Ah, that's the spirit, Darryl.

That's the spirit.

Darryl, what's this feeling?

- Shit.

- No, no, no!

Come on, don't do this to me now.

Come on.

Come on!

Come on, come on.

- Rik, Rik!

We got her.

We're gonna go down there and ram the bitch.

- Where is a bloody man when you need one?

Shit.

Darryl?

- Rik, Rik!

Wake up, Rik!

Wake up!

Rik?

Rik!

Rik, wake up!

Rik, please.

No, for Christ's sake, don't die, please.

Rik, Rik, no.

Please, for God's sake, don't die.

I need you.

- Come on!

- No.

Please!

Come on, I can't do this without you.

Oh please!

No, no.

- Come on.

Come on, come on!

- It sounds strange.

But it felt like all our fates were sealed,

right there in the valley.

- That's the spirit, Darryl.

That's the spirit.

- Shit.

- Shit.

I don't bloody believe this.

What are you trying to do?

- Huh?

- What the hell?

Isn't throwing me off a cliff

and drowning me not enough?

What about him?

Not happy with that?

That's not enough.

You don't want me to get her, do you?

Well, I'll fucking show you.

♪ I love you ♪

♪ But I've got to stay true ♪

♪ My morals got me on my knees ♪

♪ I'm on my knees ♪

♪ Stop playing your games ♪

♪ I don't know what this is ♪

♪ 'Cause you threw me in ♪

♪ Just like I knew you would ♪

♪ I don't know what you do ♪

♪ But you do it well ♪

♪ I'm under your spell ♪

♪ You got me begging you for mercy ♪

♪ Why won't you release me ♪

♪ You got me begging you for mercy ♪

♪ Why won't you release me ♪

♪ I said release me ♪

- You know the saying, Janine.

You can run, but you can't hide.

- Very original, Darryl,

but if you will notice,

you haven't caught me yet.

- You think I'm gonna give up now?

There's blood on your hands already.

Rik's dead.

- Good, couldn't stand him anyway.

- Jesus, you're heartless.

But guess what?

I don't care anymore.

You wanted a game.

Well, I'm on.

You wanted a real man.

You wanted excitement.

Well, halle-fucking-lujah,

'cause here it comes in three-fucking-D.

- No, Darryl.

We can talk about this, baby.

We had great communication so far.

It will be easy,

amicable, baby.

- I don't understand the word.

- Amicable.

- Not got it in my vocabulary anymore.

- Wait, baby.

I've had enough.

We've got to negotiate.

- Negotiate? - Yeah, negotiate.

- What have we got to negotiate?

Whether I'm gonna kill you or not?

- Don't make me laugh.

You're not going to kill me.

You couldn't,

never in a million years.

You're too nice, baby.

I know you too well.

- I know you do, Janine.

But the thing is,

I don't even know myself right now.

And you know what's funny? - What?

- I'm really happy with that.

And that's how the engagement ended,

right there in the sunflower fields.

It was like a fresh breeze had blown through the window.

You know, that clean, sharp breath

that lights up your senses and lifts your spirits.

And for those few seconds,

the world is a beautiful place,

and you think about nothing else.

♪ Sweet baby, tell me who is the light behind your smile ♪

- I'll never forget it.

It's still with me now.

Everything silently slipped into place.

This really was my moment.

♪ All the lessons that I've learned ♪

♪ Well, I got badly burned ♪

♪ Retreat into a vacant stare ♪

♪ And at the very least ♪

♪ I find no conflict there ♪

- Antonio said on the horse-and-cart

that no woman is just one woman.

You can take a lifetime to know them all.

Well, maybe no man is one man, either.

♪ And I know that I will have to stand outside ♪

- And only a fool would believe

that he really knows himself.

♪ Of your love ♪

Shut up, Wingnut.

Honestly, you're fucking doing my fucking head in!

I'm gonna kill you!

You're the most--

I'll rip your face off!

- Shut up!

Why'd you stop me, man?

I'm gonna kill him.

Where the bloody hell are we now?

I have a chafing on my nuts.

I'm burnt to fuck.

- Shut up.

Just keep winding me up and see what happens.

- You two never listen to me, do you?

Factor 50, boys, yeah,

Snow White, Mum gave me, like, three bottles.

- I bet your mum never give you this.

- Will you two just shut up?

- Oh my God.

I do not believe this.

Is that the twat from yesterday?

And look what he's wearing now.

- That's it.

I've had enough of this tosser.

Let's get out and do him properly.

Oi, Elvis!

What the fuck is your problem?

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Hey, Mr Jim, I can see the shape you're in ♪

♪ Finger on your eyebrow ♪

♪ And left hand on your hip ♪

♪ Thinking that you're such a lady killer ♪

♪ Think you're so slick ♪

♪ Well, all right ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Brother Johnny, he caught a plane and he got on it ♪

♪ Now he's a razor in the wind ♪

♪ And he's got a pistol in his pocket ♪

♪ They say the man is crazy on the coast ♪

♪ Lord, there ain't no doubt about it ♪

♪ Well, all right ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Sister Sue, tell me baby what are we gonna do ♪

♪ And she said take two candles ♪

♪ And then you burn them out ♪

♪ Make a paper boat ♪

♪ Light it and send it out ♪

♪ Send it out now ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, Spanish stroll ♪

♪ Spanish stroll ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Hey, Johnny, they're looking for you, man ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪