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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:07,662 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,663 --> 00:00:08,930 One month ago, 3 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,800 12 couples arrived on this tropical island. 4 00:00:11,834 --> 00:00:14,102 After an emergency balloon landing, 5 00:00:14,136 --> 00:00:16,938 a jellyfish explosion and the most-viewed 6 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,942 cantaloupe catapult accident of all time, 7 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:22,777 just four couples remain. 8 00:00:22,812 --> 00:00:25,880 I'm Tag Tuckerbag, and this is the greatest adventure 9 00:00:25,915 --> 00:00:28,316 to take place in just one place. 10 00:00:28,351 --> 00:00:29,985 - The Amazing Place! - The Amazing Place! 11 00:00:30,019 --> 00:00:31,686 The Place Show. 12 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:35,190 The final challenge is the Lily Pad Leap. 13 00:00:35,224 --> 00:00:38,326 They haven't done the LP Leap since season 22, 14 00:00:38,361 --> 00:00:40,095 "Beauty versus Sexy." 15 00:00:43,232 --> 00:00:46,401 Kayla, don't step on the stem. You'll flip the pad. 16 00:00:46,435 --> 00:00:49,337 You should know that. You're a life coach. 17 00:00:51,407 --> 00:00:53,375 - They flipped the pad! - They flipped the pad. 18 00:00:53,409 --> 00:00:55,276 What a noob. 19 00:00:59,281 --> 00:01:01,916 Hector and Audrey Chang, you have won 20 00:01:01,951 --> 00:01:04,252 The Amazing Place! 21 00:01:04,286 --> 00:01:06,488 - Called it. - Mom, you always call the winner. 22 00:01:06,522 --> 00:01:08,089 How do you know? 23 00:01:08,124 --> 00:01:10,658 Well, your father may have Moe's and football, 24 00:01:10,693 --> 00:01:13,661 but I have being by myself and this show. 25 00:01:13,696 --> 00:01:15,497 Do you like adventure, bandanas 26 00:01:15,531 --> 00:01:17,766 and having your friends see you melt down on TV? 27 00:01:17,768 --> 00:01:23,038 We want you for season 48 of The Amazing Place. 28 00:01:23,072 --> 00:01:25,771 Why don't you guys try out for that show? 29 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:26,941 You would dominate. 30 00:01:26,976 --> 00:01:28,877 Oh, no, I couldn't. 31 00:01:28,911 --> 00:01:30,712 You know what they say: you don't fail 32 00:01:30,746 --> 00:01:33,681 at 100% of the shots you don't take. 33 00:01:33,716 --> 00:01:35,884 But you've watched every episode of the show 34 00:01:35,918 --> 00:01:38,219 and listened to the director commentaries. 35 00:01:38,254 --> 00:01:41,456 You even made us play the terrible home game. 36 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:44,926 - Come on, Mom. - Just try out. 37 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,028 - Come on, try out. - Come on. 38 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,663 Come on, try out. 39 00:01:48,697 --> 00:01:50,231 - Try out. - Try out, Mom. 40 00:01:50,266 --> 00:01:52,901 - Try out! - Try out! 41 00:01:52,935 --> 00:01:54,903 - Come on, just do it, Mom! - Come on! 42 00:01:54,937 --> 00:01:57,205 Just try out! 43 00:01:57,239 --> 00:01:58,606 - Come on. - Mom. 44 00:01:58,641 --> 00:02:00,442 - Just try out. - Why don't you try out? 45 00:02:00,476 --> 00:02:02,477 - Just try out. - Come on, do it. 46 00:02:02,511 --> 00:02:05,647 I'm not trying out, so just can it. 47 00:02:07,683 --> 00:02:10,285 I said "can it" to my own children. 48 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:11,886 What have I become? 49 00:02:11,921 --> 00:02:13,655 Baby, you've got to tell them sometime. 50 00:02:13,689 --> 00:02:14,889 Tell us what? 51 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:16,424 We know all the family secrets. 52 00:02:16,459 --> 00:02:17,992 Like that Dad lost our college funds 53 00:02:18,027 --> 00:02:20,995 investing in a chain of chewing tobacco cafes. 54 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:22,997 Dippin' Dens was a great idea. 55 00:02:23,032 --> 00:02:25,333 We just weren't prepared for all the spitting. 56 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:27,635 Well, I might as well come clean. 57 00:02:30,973 --> 00:02:33,408 The real tragedy is now Chaw House owns 58 00:02:33,442 --> 00:02:36,845 the entire casual chewing market. 59 00:02:38,881 --> 00:02:41,583 The truth is, we have tried out. 60 00:02:41,617 --> 00:02:43,384 Dozens of times. 61 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:47,856 Why should you pick us to be on The Amazing Place? 62 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:51,292 Because we're best friends who never bicker. 63 00:02:52,328 --> 00:02:54,996 Wee constantly at each other's throats. 64 00:02:56,332 --> 00:02:58,466 We're motorcycle bikers. 65 00:02:58,501 --> 00:03:00,135 That's our persona. 66 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,304 We have no idea what you want. 67 00:03:03,339 --> 00:03:05,874 Just please pick us. 68 00:03:05,908 --> 00:03:07,175 Why are you still doing this? 69 00:03:07,209 --> 00:03:08,676 We were already on that show 70 00:03:08,711 --> 00:03:10,979 where we had to crawl into a drainage ditch. 71 00:03:11,013 --> 00:03:13,214 That was just you, and it wasn't a show. 72 00:03:13,249 --> 00:03:14,816 It was a police bodycam. 73 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:16,818 That was a good show. 74 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:21,656 After 46 rejections, I can take a hint. 75 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:23,691 They don't want us. 76 00:03:25,995 --> 00:03:29,964 You know, reality shows love a sob story, 77 00:03:29,999 --> 00:03:33,401 and we've got a storage bin full of tears. 78 00:03:33,435 --> 00:03:35,537 And I've got a sister who will edit them together 79 00:03:35,571 --> 00:03:37,005 while I feed the dog marshmallows 80 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:38,439 and see what happens. 81 00:03:50,419 --> 00:03:52,487 Ow! 82 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,057 Oh, we're not here to make friends. 83 00:03:56,091 --> 00:03:59,060 Unless I meet some awesome guy who-who wants to be my friend. 84 00:03:59,094 --> 00:04:01,896 Yeah, I met this really cool guy at the boba place, 85 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:04,699 but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh, 86 00:04:04,733 --> 00:04:06,367 he didn't know his number yet. 87 00:04:06,402 --> 00:04:09,771 Every reality show needs that crazy, no-limits guy 88 00:04:09,805 --> 00:04:12,607 that just shatters society's taboos, right? 89 00:04:12,641 --> 00:04:15,543 Well, break out your pixelation machine, 90 00:04:15,578 --> 00:04:19,948 because I am your bug-eating nude fatso. 91 00:04:19,982 --> 00:04:21,983 Oh, also, I'm not here to make friends. 92 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,955 Oh, my God, married kids? 93 00:04:26,989 --> 00:04:28,189 You're in the show. 94 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,425 - Ew, no. - We're here on behalf 95 00:04:30,459 --> 00:04:31,893 of some different weirdos. 96 00:04:31,927 --> 00:04:34,195 Our parents have tried out for every season 97 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,730 of The Amazing Place. 98 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:37,298 My dad would even record my mom 99 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:40,168 opening your letters in case they got picked. 100 00:04:40,202 --> 00:04:41,903 Mm-hmm. 101 00:04:44,573 --> 00:04:45,740 Oh. 102 00:04:45,774 --> 00:04:47,976 Oh. 103 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,881 So think what a magical TV moment it would be 104 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:56,718 for our mom to find out she made it on the show. 105 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:58,419 After losing all hope. 106 00:04:58,454 --> 00:05:00,922 When she didn't even know she applied. 107 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:03,791 The ultimate superfan gets one last chance 108 00:05:03,826 --> 00:05:06,227 to make her dreams come true. 109 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,730 I don't know, it sounds a little manipulative. 110 00:05:08,764 --> 00:05:10,231 You're fired. 111 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,667 I think we just found our Boston Rob. 112 00:05:12,701 --> 00:05:15,737 Or your Springfield Clancy. 113 00:05:15,771 --> 00:05:17,605 Huh? Huh? 114 00:05:18,941 --> 00:05:21,743 Electric bill, past due, 115 00:05:21,777 --> 00:05:24,612 Website renewal "DippinDens.com." 116 00:05:24,647 --> 00:05:25,980 What's this? 117 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:29,417 "Congratulations, Marge and Homer Simpson. 118 00:05:29,451 --> 00:05:31,419 You have been selected to compete on..." 119 00:05:31,453 --> 00:05:32,787 The Amazing Place! 120 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:35,657 Tag Tuckerbag? 121 00:05:35,691 --> 00:05:37,025 Tag Buggernut? 122 00:05:37,059 --> 00:05:38,993 This is it. After years of rejection, 123 00:05:39,028 --> 00:05:41,429 you two will finally compete for a million dollars 124 00:05:41,463 --> 00:05:43,431 on The Amazing Place. 125 00:05:43,465 --> 00:05:45,466 But we didn't even try out. 126 00:05:45,501 --> 00:05:47,602 I edited together your old auditions. 127 00:05:47,636 --> 00:05:49,837 And I gave notes which were ignored. 128 00:05:51,507 --> 00:05:54,842 My crazy dream is coming true. 129 00:05:54,877 --> 00:05:57,612 After you sign the amazing waivers. 130 00:05:57,646 --> 00:05:59,781 So many ways to die. 131 00:05:59,815 --> 00:06:03,818 Falling off rocks, rocks falling on me. 132 00:06:03,852 --> 00:06:05,887 Toxoplasmosis? 133 00:06:05,921 --> 00:06:08,356 That's what ate Handsome Tom's face. 134 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:10,725 Just call me Handsome Homer. 135 00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:14,262 - Bye, Mom! - Don't get toxoplasmosis! 136 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,501 Welcome to The Amazing Place. 137 00:06:20,536 --> 00:06:23,137 You're about to embark on a test of mental toughness, 138 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,006 physical strength and interviews where you have to pretend 139 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,641 that you're in the middle of a challenge 140 00:06:26,675 --> 00:06:28,543 when it's already over. 141 00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:32,480 But first, let's kick things off with a romantic beachside luau 142 00:06:32,514 --> 00:06:34,649 at Lover's Lagoon. 143 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:38,152 Right after your first challenge. 144 00:06:38,187 --> 00:06:40,221 We took one item from every person's bag 145 00:06:40,255 --> 00:06:42,657 and hid it in another contestant's luggage. 146 00:06:42,691 --> 00:06:46,961 Everyone, find their Suitcase Stowaway now. 147 00:06:46,995 --> 00:06:49,497 It's the ultimate Tarmac Unpack Attack. 148 00:06:49,531 --> 00:06:51,532 Okay, Suitcase Stowaway. 149 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,568 They've done this three times before. 150 00:06:53,602 --> 00:06:56,204 Here's the secret: dump and dig. 151 00:06:56,238 --> 00:06:59,941 I found my stowaway. 152 00:06:59,975 --> 00:07:02,977 Great. Go through my other bag. 153 00:07:08,317 --> 00:07:09,917 Okay, Homie, don't panic. 154 00:07:09,952 --> 00:07:12,353 The secret is to just take your time, and... 155 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:18,526 I'm sorry, Homer and Marge, you've been... 156 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,862 - Don't say it. - shell-iminated. 157 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:22,363 No, no. No, no, no. 158 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:24,332 We can't be the first couple kicked off. 159 00:07:24,366 --> 00:07:26,934 That's the ultimate humiliation. 160 00:07:32,307 --> 00:07:34,475 I never even put on a swimsuit. 161 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:37,078 I never got to see the lagoon. 162 00:07:37,112 --> 00:07:40,348 I'm crying, and no one's even filming me. 163 00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:46,085 We didn't even make it off the tarmac. 164 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:48,271 All because of my screwup. 165 00:07:48,271 --> 00:07:49,605 I guess we're going home. 166 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:51,273 No, you're going there. 167 00:07:52,309 --> 00:07:53,776 Huh? 168 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:55,578 A hotel? But we lost. 169 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:57,847 If we let you go home now, fans would know 170 00:07:57,881 --> 00:08:00,382 you've been kicked off before the season airs. 171 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:03,385 So ejected contestants must stay at this hotel 172 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,888 until every epise is finished taping. 173 00:08:05,922 --> 00:08:08,457 So we can't go home for a month? 174 00:08:08,492 --> 00:08:10,392 Six weeks, counting post. 175 00:08:10,427 --> 00:08:12,628 I don't know what post is. 176 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:15,897 Hey, save some of those tears for the reunion show. 177 00:08:15,897 --> 00:08:19,653 You'll just put us in the back row and won't ask any questions. 178 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:21,720 We won't even get to hug the winner. 179 00:08:21,755 --> 00:08:23,856 Yeah, but the runner-up's always wandering around 180 00:08:23,890 --> 00:08:25,524 looking for someone to hug. 181 00:08:25,559 --> 00:08:26,759 That's your play. 182 00:08:28,194 --> 00:08:30,663 How could I be such a noob? 183 00:08:30,697 --> 00:08:33,666 I could learn to love a noob, given time. 184 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,751 I already miss the kids. 185 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:38,153 Well, there's got to be a way we can call home 186 00:08:38,187 --> 00:08:39,788 without getting in trouble. 187 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,955 If you say anything that reveals or implies 188 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,923 that you have been ejected from The Amazing Place, 189 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:46,526 you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars 190 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,962 and, for residents of Georgia, the death penalty. 191 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,399 Kids, kids, how are you? 192 00:08:53,434 --> 00:08:54,968 Lisa said I can't use the bubble bath, 193 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,603 but you said you bought it for everybody. 194 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,071 Forget the bubble bath. 195 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,138 How's the show? 196 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:00,240 Are you winning? 197 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,842 Um, I'm not supposed to say. 198 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:04,077 That means you're dominating. 199 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,578 I knew it! 200 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:06,779 No, no, we're not dominating. 201 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,415 I didn't reveal or imply that. 202 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,417 Well, you can't have gotten kicked off yet. 203 00:09:11,452 --> 00:09:13,019 You just got there. 204 00:09:15,356 --> 00:09:16,789 Mmm... 205 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,359 "Your mother and I are excited 206 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,594 to be part of the Amazing Place family. 207 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,796 All further inquiries should be submitted in writing 208 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,799 to Don DiBusco Productions, Burbank, California." 209 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,635 What the hell are you talking about? 210 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,436 This conversation is hereby terminated. 211 00:09:30,471 --> 00:09:33,139 You are each entitled to one capful of bubble bath. 212 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,611 Now, that's parenting. 213 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,513 Come on, baby, it's not so bad. 214 00:09:40,548 --> 00:09:42,348 Really? 215 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:48,021 Six weeks away from the kids, Grampa, my sisters, your job. 216 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:51,491 With nothing to do but eat free room service 217 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:54,894 and watch dopey movies on demand while they keep us quiet 218 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:57,630 with an endless supply of free booze. 219 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,232 It's a nightmare. 220 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,835 It is. It truly is. 221 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,047 You see, Curtis, you never really 222 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,349 get an episode of SportsCenter 223 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,851 until you've seen it for the third time. 224 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,154 Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you? 225 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,990 Nah, I better go check in on my wife. 226 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,026 She's having a hard time adjusting to hotel living. 227 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,900 Just let me clean. 228 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:40,073 Sweetie, I'm worried about you. 229 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,741 You just sit around all day changing 230 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,676 the combination on the room safe. 231 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,012 Do you want to put something in the room safe? 232 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,847 I don't deserve valuables. 233 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,949 It's my fault we're stuck here. 234 00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:51,784 All I deserve is to sit alone 235 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,887 and watch the TV channel that's about the hotel. 236 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,923 Forgot your toothbrush? No problem. 237 00:10:56,957 --> 00:11:00,893 Sundries gift shop has all the toiletries every traveler needs. 238 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,963 Sundries is awesome. I got this shirt there. 239 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:06,733 Look, I know you're miserable, 240 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,702 but let me show you how great this place can be. 241 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,305 It's just a stupid chain hotel. 242 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:16,442 Darling, take my hand, and you'll see it's so much more. 243 00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:18,711 ♪ Well, since you blew the challenge ♪ 244 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,147 ♪ And we're not allowed to tell ♪ 245 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,150 ♪ We're getting all expenses paid at ♪ 246 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,419 ♪ Airport Hotel ♪ 247 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,055 ♪ The pillow's so foamy, baby ♪ 248 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,923 ♪ Order food on the phone-y ♪ 249 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:35,595 ♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪ 250 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:38,231 ♪ For breakfast they have bagels ♪ 251 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,366 ♪ Cream cheese but no lox ♪ 252 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:45,271 ♪ A mini pack of cereal, make a bowl out of the box ♪ 253 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,573 ♪ The pool's so chlorine-y, baby ♪ 254 00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,409 ♪ The towel's so teeny ♪ 255 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:53,746 ♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die ♪ 256 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,616 ♪ No job, no kids, no Flanders ♪ 257 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,685 ♪ Choice of bar soap or bath gel ♪ 258 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,319 ♪ Small ketchup's friends ♪ 259 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:01,821 ♪ With tiny mustard ♪ 260 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,090 ♪ Airport Hotel ♪ 261 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:08,027 ♪ Now that I've shown you, baby, they'll leave us alone ♪ 262 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,763 ♪ Yeah, baby, toilet's got a phone, yeah ♪ 263 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,665 ♪ Don't know why. ♪ 264 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,171 Might the lady enjoy a movie 265 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,841 whose title doesn't appear on the bill? 266 00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:32,719 Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad. 267 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,521 I'm not even worried about what the kids are up to. 268 00:12:35,556 --> 00:12:39,792 - Come on, dig. Dig. - We're hot. 269 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,261 You can go for a nice, cool swim 270 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,197 after you finish digging my pool. 271 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,799 I'm telling Patty and Selma what you're doing. 272 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,668 What? We want a pool. 273 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,737 I just got my first wax in years. 274 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,406 Hurt so much they had to give me an epidural. 275 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,878 Haw-haw! 276 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,149 The fitness center only had an old NordicTrack, 277 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,051 but it felt good to work out. 278 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,854 I sat on a yoga ball and drank cucumber water. 279 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,256 It's nice to know I can still do that. 280 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,325 Mm, maybe we should peek in. 281 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,528 I am kind of curious to see what's going on in the show. 282 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,530 Really? You sure you can handle it? 283 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,792 Oh, yeah. 284 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:23,029 I'm still in a great mood after reading that free USA Today. 285 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:27,874 Look, they're editing our episode. 286 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,043 There I am, looking for that Suitcase Stowaway. 287 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,379 I never found it, did I? 288 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,015 Great. Go through my other bag. 289 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,719 Hey, that's me looking for that thing. 290 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,455 Okay. Marge's vitamins, Marge's pajamas, 291 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,090 Marge's giant chocolate bar. 292 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,793 I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar. 293 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,429 What Marge doesn't know 294 00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:53,733 is that her husband just ate her Suitcase Stowaway. 295 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,969 This ultimate "didgeri-don't" will send them packing. 296 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,171 Whoa! 297 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,574 I'm not the one who screwed up. You are. 298 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,975 I'm so sorry. 299 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,443 I know you're gonna need some space, 300 00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:06,078 so I'll sleep on the couch. 301 00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:48,873 What a dump. 302 00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:50,640 What's that from? 303 00:14:50,674 --> 00:14:52,876 - What? - "What a dump." 304 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,214 How would I know? 305 00:14:54,214 --> 00:14:57,248 We wouldn't be in this dump if you weren't such a flop. 306 00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:59,685 I'm tired, dear. It's late. 307 00:14:59,719 --> 00:15:01,854 A chocolate flop. 308 00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:04,156 Yes, a chocolate flop. 309 00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,292 That's what you keep braying at everybody. 310 00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:07,760 I don't bray! 311 00:15:07,794 --> 00:15:10,029 All right, you don't bray. 312 00:15:10,063 --> 00:15:12,498 I do not bray! 313 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:14,066 I said you didn't bray. 314 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,301 Make me a drink. 315 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:17,503 - Haven't you had enough? - Make me a drink. 316 00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:20,472 Yes, dear. 317 00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:23,309 And lay out some mixed nuts. We've got guests. 318 00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:26,478 - We've got what? - Guests. Guests! 319 00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:28,147 You know, what's-their-names. 320 00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:29,348 I don't know their names. 321 00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:31,317 They just got eliminated from the show. 322 00:15:31,351 --> 00:15:34,820 It took them five weeks, not five minutes. 323 00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:38,023 Go answer the door. 324 00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:40,392 All right, love, whatever love wants. 325 00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:43,195 Get the door. The door! 326 00:15:43,229 --> 00:15:44,530 I'm getting the door. 327 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:47,166 You don't have to bray like some subhuman monster. 328 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,934 Oh, go to hell! 329 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:55,040 Hi! Hi, there. Come on in. 330 00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:57,509 - This is, um... - Honey. 331 00:15:57,544 --> 00:15:59,578 And this is Nick. 332 00:15:59,612 --> 00:16:01,981 Oh, I thought his name was what's-his-name. 333 00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:04,249 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 334 00:16:04,284 --> 00:16:06,418 Just ignore Homer, old sourpuss. 335 00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:07,853 That's me. 336 00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:10,823 Hey, sourpuss, why don't you mix them a drink? 337 00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:12,224 Yes, dear. 338 00:16:15,428 --> 00:16:16,862 I love your room. 339 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,864 We have the exact same paintings. 340 00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:26,605 You were this close to winning The Three-Legged Chase. 341 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:31,377 You were right in ther Nick, right at the meat of things. 342 00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,379 There's no limit to you, is there? 343 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,181 And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase? 344 00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:38,283 Why don't I show you? 345 00:16:38,318 --> 00:16:41,787 - Don't encourage her. - Encourage me. 346 00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:51,063 Inside, outside, inside, outside, 347 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:55,067 in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out. 348 00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:59,038 You can sit around with the minibar gin 349 00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:00,572 runninout of your mouth. 350 00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:03,942 You can tear me apart like the box the shower cap came in. 351 00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:06,378 That's perfectly okay, that's all right. 352 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,147 You can stand it. 353 00:17:08,181 --> 00:17:09,748 I cannot stand it! 354 00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:11,550 You can stand it 355 00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,886 You married me for it. 356 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,122 - Our son is dead. - No, he isn't. 357 00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:19,792 - We have no son! - Yes, we do! 358 00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,428 Oh, yeah, Bart. 359 00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,598 Man, last night sure was a searing portrait 360 00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,434 of a marriage in turmoil. 361 00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:32,771 It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer. 362 00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:36,809 Attention, everyone, gather by the bowl of mini yogurts. 363 00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:39,311 For the first time ever on The Amazing Place, 364 00:17:39,345 --> 00:17:42,014 two eliminated contestants will be brought back 365 00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:43,582 to compete in the finale. 366 00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:47,019 But here's the catch, to get back in, 367 00:17:47,053 --> 00:17:49,922 you have to dump your loved one for another partner. 368 00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,790 So, if your spouse screwed up, 369 00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:53,926 this is your chance to cut them loose. 370 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,161 It's the Dead Weight Drop. 371 00:17:58,031 --> 00:18:00,833 I choose Nick. 372 00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,601 That's got to sting, Homer. 373 00:18:02,635 --> 00:18:04,636 I'm just glad my friends and family 374 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,739 are never going to see me humiliated like this. 375 00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:14,179 This is it, the final challenge: 376 00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:15,881 Mango Tango. 377 00:18:15,881 --> 00:18:18,684 First, pick and peel enough fresh mango 378 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,786 to make six mango-ritas, 379 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,989 which you must then carry across a log bridge. 380 00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:27,960 But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys, 381 00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:29,361 which can only be soothed 382 00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,964 with music played on a pennywhistle. 383 00:18:31,998 --> 00:18:34,500 Also, there will be a Kia Sportage in the background 384 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,969 that we couldn't figure out how to fit into the challenge. 385 00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:40,072 Your Mango Tango starts now. 386 00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:42,641 And Marge draws first fruit. 387 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,611 I'll make the mango-ritas. 388 00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:47,146 Great teamwork. 389 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:49,882 Could this be a million-dollar puree? 390 00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,417 I'll handle those monkeys. 391 00:18:58,391 --> 00:19:01,460 It's the ultimate groovy chill-out flute jam. 392 00:19:01,494 --> 00:19:04,329 Look, the monkeys are mellowing. 393 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:07,599 This is our Kia Sporge Moment. 394 00:19:09,936 --> 00:19:11,336 I did it. 395 00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,805 We won. Without Homer. 396 00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,242 Marge and Nick, 397 00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:20,512 I want to congratulate you on winning The Amazing Place. 398 00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:22,848 - Yay! - I want to, but I can't. 399 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:28,353 Because you failed to salt the rims of your mango-ritas, 400 00:19:28,388 --> 00:19:31,757 rendering them mango-nothings. 401 00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,793 I screwed up a recipe? 402 00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:38,330 So get out of the way of the actual winners, Shawn and Barry. 403 00:19:38,364 --> 00:19:39,464 Hey! 404 00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:42,634 Our rims are super salty. 405 00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:48,373 Hey! Hey, hey, come on. Oh! 406 00:19:49,342 --> 00:19:51,944 I am such a noob. 407 00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:56,048 I am such a noob. 408 00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:58,450 What a noob. 409 00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,786 - Total noob. - Classic noob. 410 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:04,723 Homie, I was such a jerk. How can I make it up to you? 411 00:20:04,757 --> 00:20:07,292 Sweetheart, you already have. 412 00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:09,795 I am such a noob. 413 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,233 I've screwed up so many times in our marriage, 414 00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:17,169 and people always feel so sorry for you. 415 00:20:17,203 --> 00:20:21,073 But with this epic noob blunder, I'm the one they pity. 416 00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:25,177 Oh... pity. Oh... 417 00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:27,412 Is this how you feel all the time? 418 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:30,983 Uh, kind of. I just never let myself enjoy it. 419 00:20:31,017 --> 00:20:34,386 Oh, pity feels good. 420 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:40,216 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 30769

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