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♪ Go wild, go crazy ♪
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♪ Go wild ♪
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♪ Go crazy ♪
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♪ Go wild ♪
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Okay!
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This next song goes out to
Emma and Amy's new guinea pig,
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P-P-P-Pickle!
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Go, Pickle!
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Crank up the fog, Miggy!
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I'm about to teach Pickle
the Eastside Stomp.
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I got you!
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♪ Don't start no... won't be no... ♪
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♪ I post up, get to it,
drink hand in hand ♪
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♪ They call me... ♪
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Ladies!
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Homemade, gluten-free,
butterscotch cookies
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shaped like every kind of cloud
while you wait?
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No, thanks. I gotta take
Graham to basketball sign-up.
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I thought he wasn't doing
basketball because
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- he wanted to do the spelling bee.
- Mm, no.
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He's psyched.
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His hands are finally big enough
to hold the ball.
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Which is why
it was such a tough decision,
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but, ultimately,
my man's heart was in the bee.
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Right. How do you know all this?
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I don't know. We talk.
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I don't know if I think God's up there
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with, like, a big long beard,
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but I definitely believe in something.
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I think God's a woman.
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That was a Friday Craft Corner
to remember, you know?
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No, I really don't.
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Oh, this guinea pig
is costing me a fortune.
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Only eats little gem lettuce.
Outrageous.
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There's smoke coming out
of your windows.
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Your house is on fire.
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Okay, so, in the future,
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if you think my house is on fire,
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let's lead with that.
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And that's just Miggy's fog machine.
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He's deejaying a dance party
for the kids.
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Hippie's gotta get a job.
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Well, he starts
at the Winebrary tomorrow,
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and he's been so motivated.
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I think he's really growing up.
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Aah! Come quick! We need an adult!
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- Sophie?!
- Graham?!
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- Rory!
- Emma and Sally?
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I mean, Amy?
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I stomped on Pickle! It's bad!
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- Oh, it can't be that bad.
- Where is she?
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Over here. H-How does she look?
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Ohh!
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I held her.
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I saw her drifting away.
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Sniff the scarf, honey. You're okay.
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Hey, Lil G. How you holding up?
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Not great, Big Dubs.
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Can I get a hit of that sweatshirt?
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Sure.
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Hey, Will, doesn't Sophie need you?
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No, she does not.
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When it comes to pets,
she's always been my rock.
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♪ Amazing grace ♪
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- ♪ How s... ♪
- Flush it. It's a goldfish.
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He was also my son!
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He's in a better place now.
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This machine took our gummy worms!
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We gotta buy a second one
to push the first one out.
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No, no, no. You do that, they win.
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Hey, boss! B-B-Boss!
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Man, I'm so psyched about my first day.
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I've been studying so much about wine.
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Miggy, I hate to stifle your enthusiasm,
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but a life hangs in the balance.
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We've been waiting for too long!
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Oh, God. Is Pickle gonna be okay?
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Yeah, sweetie, I'm 100% positive
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that Pickle is gonna be fine.
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Pickle is dead.
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What?
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Who's the owner?
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- Finally!
- Yay!
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Take that, Big Vending Machine!
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Today the good guys win.
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Girls...
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Pickle didn't make it.
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I'm so sorry.
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I don't think they heard me.
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Pickle died!
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She's as dead as Versace.
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She left this world.
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She gone!
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Want a gummy worm?
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Douglas, they're not reacting
to the death.
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That's called "resilience,"
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and your kid could use a little of that.
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You want to step in here?
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Okay. You got it.
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Get it together, Rory.
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this is more embarrassing
than anything else
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that's going on in this hospital,
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and that includes that dog over there
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that's dressed like Barbra Streisand.
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Hey, buddy.
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Whatcha doing?
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Googling "How to make sure
no one ever dies
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+ easy steps + 2018."
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Sweetie...
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Look at me.
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I'm gonna be here for
a very, very long time, okay?
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I'm worried about Will.
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Will?
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Why is Graham worrying about you dying?
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He's known you for a month.
He shouldn't care if you die.
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We should all care if anyone dies.
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Why are you suddenly
best friends with my kid?
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It's weird.
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We like all the same movies
and magazines
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and have a kind of undeniable chemistry.
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But I don't want to step on your toes.
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I w... I will back off.
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- Right after the colonoscopy.
- What?!
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Well, Graham read that
colonoscopies help prevent death,
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and he knows that my grandfather
died from colon cancer,
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so I told him I'd get one.
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Look, I had a colonoscopy on the books,
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and I just moved it up
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when I saw how much it meant to Graham.
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Your colon shouldn't mean
anything to Graham!
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He shouldn't want you to be
getting a tube up your butt.
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The only butt he should
care about is mine.
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It is, okay?
You know how fickle kids are.
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He's probably already over me.
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Hey, Will, I was just
thinking about you.
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Let's try the handshake.
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Slap it, bump it, chicken wing...
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Being best friends is our... thing.
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Pumped up your ball for you.
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Thanks! You're the best!
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Oh. Hey, Mom.
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- Oooh! Day 1 realness!
- Yeah.
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- And I love that tie.
- I got it at the drugstore.
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Okay. Cool.
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Oh. Watch out, Miggy.
Here come the regulars.
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They call themselves the "Winebrarians."
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Don't call them a group.
They identify as a collective.
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- Ohh.
- Bess, Franny, Lil... meet Miggy.
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You hired a man?
Did he make you do this?
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He better not hit on us.
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Ladies, I know the Winebrary
has a feminist mission,
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but we need male allies.
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Exactly. I love women.
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And not just the hot ones.
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- Oh, my God.
- O... Kay.
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Maybe don't talk to them.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey. Guess what, hot shot.
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I'm getting a colonoscopy.
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My butt beats your butt.
I've got the number-one butt!
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Yeah, you do!
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You're better than that, Mr. Withers.
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- When's your colonoscopy appointment?
- Next month.
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Ha! Mine's at 4:00 p.m. today.
Suck on that.
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What is that?
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Pre-colonoscopy smoothie.
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Tastes just like a regular smoothie,
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except it's disgusting, and I love it.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a colonoscopy to get to.
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You know that they put you out
for the procedure
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and you need someone
to drive you home, right?
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Of course I know that.
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- You want a ride?
- Yes, obviously.
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Where the hell is Poppy?
I'm... I'm off the clock.
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I got e-mails to do.
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All right, kids, scatter,
mingle, have fun.
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Girls, I am truly, truly humbled
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that you would allow me, the murderer,
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to plan Pickle's funeral here tonight.
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Was there another option?
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Sophie, how we looking
on that "in memoriam" slideshow?
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Not good.
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The deadline has passed,
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and I only got two pictures from my dad.
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And one was a poorly aimed selfie.
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- Miggy?
- Soph! What's good?
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What's going on?
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Are you hiding?
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No! I'm just crouching and thinking.
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Sure.
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It turns out,
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there's a really big part of my job
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that I forgot to learn.
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Ladies, it's wine time!
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You can't use a corkscrew?
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It's super hard.
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Maybe those ladies won't notice
there's no wine
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'cause their books are so good.
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- You see I don't have any wine, right?
- Yeah.
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- You guys see that?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I don't think that plan has legs.
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I agree.
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- Hey, Miggy, how's it going?
- Poppin' and pourin'.
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- Corks don't scare me!
- Good.
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Sophie, I'm gonna get you that
picture of Pickle. I promise.
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Not holding my breath.
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Rory, I should have given you
a budget for this funeral.
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- That's on me.
- Come on.
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Let's check out the veil
I ordered on Amazon.
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Spanish lace... they claim.
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Looks like Pickle's gonna be buried
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in Gwyneth Paltrow's "Shakespeare
in Love" Oscar dress.
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Your kid's obsessed with death.
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Yeah, well, it's not healthy
to bottle up sad feelings.
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Oh, I've bred my girls to handle
feelings the way I do...
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repress, replace, move on.
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We never have emotional conversations.
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Oh, that can't be true.
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What about when you talk
about their mom?
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We don't talk about her.
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You mean never?
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That's one of my biggest
triumphs as a parent.
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That and getting them to think
that it's their job
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to make my bed. Yeah.
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On holidays, they... they put
a little seasonal candy
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right on the pillow...
adds a nice touch.
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Douglas, Emma and Amy
deserve a safe space
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where they can express their
feelings and ask questions.
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They're little girls whose mom died.
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Really, Poppy?
Okay, thanks for the update.
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You know what...
I think I need a safe space
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where I can parent my kids
the way I think fit
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without being lectured
by a woman whose son
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is treating a rodent like it's JFK!
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So you're just running away?
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I'm gonna do what I should've
done in the first place...
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repress, replace, move on.
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All right, girls, get in the Benz.
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We're gonna go to the pet store
and buy you a new pig thing.
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Okay, look alive, ladies.
We're gonna get a new guinea pig.
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Let's not stay too long, girls.
We're gonna smell like pets.
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Let's motor.
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Efficiency.
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That's what you want?
Robots with braids?
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They're doing better than your kid.
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I killed your sister!
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Fine. Keep doing what you're doing.
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Repress, replace, move on.
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That's how you want your kids
to handle the loss of their pet.
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- Yep.
- And the loss of their mom.
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You got it.
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Is that how you dealt with it?
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I'm starting to think
you didn't deal with it at all.
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It's easier this way.
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00:09:19,376 --> 00:09:22,711
- Dad, we got one!
- We're gonna call her "Pickle"!
257
00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:25,480
- B-But this isn't Pickle.
- Who cares?
258
00:09:25,582 --> 00:09:28,217
It'll be like
the other Pickle never existed.
259
00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:31,653
Yeah, Dad, like you said,
"Repress, replace, move on."
260
00:09:31,755 --> 00:09:34,189
Yeah, like you said.
261
00:09:38,128 --> 00:09:40,229
Douglas, are you okay?
262
00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:43,498
N-N-No, I'm not.
263
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,133
Okay? I'm... I'm upset, actually.
264
00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:47,836
And why are you upset?
265
00:09:47,937 --> 00:09:50,638
I'm upset because...
266
00:09:50,741 --> 00:09:54,476
this guinea pig is a total loser.
267
00:09:54,578 --> 00:09:57,445
It's like God was trying
to make a possum and gave up.
268
00:09:57,547 --> 00:09:58,813
We have to find a better one.
269
00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,382
I was about to go on break.
270
00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:02,506
No, you're not gonna go on break, Raj.
271
00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:05,720
Not until we find a perfect
replacement for Pickle!
272
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,355
I don't care
if we have to stay all night.
273
00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:08,956
We only have seven to choose from.
274
00:10:09,058 --> 00:10:10,558
Then we'll start there.
275
00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:15,196
It's about to be lit!
276
00:10:21,169 --> 00:10:23,704
You still can't use a corkscrew, can you?
277
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,539
Shhhhhh! They'll hear you, okay?
278
00:10:25,641 --> 00:10:27,140
Look, I don't know what to do.
279
00:10:27,242 --> 00:10:29,810
I already used up all my best
methods of distraction.
280
00:10:29,912 --> 00:10:32,579
So, I understood
the first women's march,
281
00:10:32,681 --> 00:10:34,448
but what was the second one about?
282
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,883
The organizers didn't have
the resources!
283
00:10:35,984 --> 00:10:37,918
- You don't get to ask that.
- I don't know,
284
00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,753
but the third one is coming
straight to your house.
285
00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:42,989
I'm gonna watch this "Corkscrews
for Dummies" video on YouTube
286
00:10:43,091 --> 00:10:44,625
one more time
and just pray for a miracle.
287
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,259
You do that, and I'm gonna go use
288
00:10:46,361 --> 00:10:48,328
my best method of distraction.
289
00:10:50,077 --> 00:10:53,031
I'm thinking of being a princess
for Halloween. Thoughts?
290
00:10:53,094 --> 00:10:54,843
- Do you want to live in a box?
- Do you want to make change in the world?
291
00:10:54,906 --> 00:10:57,330
Do you want to live in a box?
Oh, honey, sit.
292
00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:01,100
Is this one even American?
293
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,832
All right, do you have
any others in the back?
294
00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:05,605
No, sir, we don't keep
secret extra guinea pigs
295
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:06,873
in the back of the store.
296
00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:09,375
Have you had a chance to
check out our leash selection?
297
00:11:09,477 --> 00:11:11,411
Oh, goodie! A leash!
298
00:11:11,513 --> 00:11:13,413
Maybe I'll take one home
and call it "Pickle,"
299
00:11:13,515 --> 00:11:15,448
and I'll feed it little gem lettuce.
300
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,718
Do any of your guinea pigs
even eat little gems?!
301
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:21,821
Dad, we don't have to get
a new guinea pig today.
302
00:11:21,924 --> 00:11:23,322
Yeah, we found a cool leash
303
00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:24,924
with rhinestones to buy instead.
304
00:11:25,026 --> 00:11:27,159
But a leash is not a guinea pig!
305
00:11:27,261 --> 00:11:28,160
- Attention!
- Douglas.
306
00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:29,528
- Attention, everybody!
- Douglas.
307
00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:30,829
It's important you know this.
308
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:33,866
It is possible
that any one of these animals
309
00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:36,101
can die at any moment,
310
00:11:36,203 --> 00:11:39,071
and this God-forsaken rat farm
311
00:11:39,173 --> 00:11:41,406
will not guarantee a replacement!
312
00:11:41,508 --> 00:11:43,408
- Yeah. You have to...
- Put it...
313
00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:45,644
I know what I'm doing.
314
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:46,579
Just got to...
315
00:11:46,681 --> 00:11:47,813
- I'm taking the leash!
- Okay.
316
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:51,416
And I hope it comes out
of your paycheck, Raj!
317
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,055
"Procedure may cause tear
in rectum wall"?
318
00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:59,724
"Photos may be used
for teaching purposes"?!
319
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,534
Just checking in.
320
00:12:03,636 --> 00:12:04,802
Also, there's a guy in the waiting room
321
00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,170
who keeps telling me and Graham
about his GERD.
322
00:12:06,213 --> 00:12:07,237
Oh, yeah?
323
00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:09,774
Well, I'm just reading
about colonoscopy risks,
324
00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:11,075
and one is death.
325
00:12:11,177 --> 00:12:13,711
- So, yeah, thanks a lot.
- What?
326
00:12:13,813 --> 00:12:16,981
I didn't force you to get
an emergency midday colonoscopy.
327
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,148
You basically did.
328
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,185
I am defending my honor
as Graham's mother.
329
00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:22,386
All right, that's it.
330
00:12:22,489 --> 00:12:23,988
I'll accept the blame
for a lot of things...
331
00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,055
Sophie's flat feet,
332
00:12:25,157 --> 00:12:26,991
the lack of coverage
of Hurricane Nate...
333
00:12:27,093 --> 00:12:28,793
It was a category-one.
We had bigger fish to fry.
334
00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:30,995
Okay, I don't understand.
Are you a weatherman?
335
00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:32,363
How many times do I have to say it?
336
00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:33,563
It's very simple.
337
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,994
I'm a stay-at-home weather researcher.
338
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,867
- Oh!
- But I will not accept the blame
339
00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:39,002
for you sitting here
in a very see-through robe...
340
00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:40,046
I apologize...
341
00:12:40,071 --> 00:12:41,538
waiting to get a colonoscopy!
342
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,272
Is it weird that I was gonna
get one for Graham?
343
00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:45,809
Yes.
344
00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:47,978
But isn't it weirder that you
were threatened by that?
345
00:12:48,079 --> 00:12:49,546
Of course I was threatened!
346
00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:52,382
It feels like you're trying
to be a father figure to my son,
347
00:12:52,484 --> 00:12:54,951
and I-I'm the only person he needs.
348
00:12:55,053 --> 00:12:57,521
I'm his father and his mother.
349
00:12:57,546 --> 00:12:58,565
Last Father's Day,
350
00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,657
I took myself out to a dope-ass brunch
351
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:03,459
and bought military fiction in hardcopy!
352
00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:07,897
I...
353
00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:10,232
I want to be enough for him.
354
00:13:11,602 --> 00:13:12,835
You are.
355
00:13:14,705 --> 00:13:16,304
You're doing a great job as the dad.
356
00:13:16,407 --> 00:13:18,373
Honestly.
357
00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:21,076
You give off angry-dad vibes
all the time.
358
00:13:21,178 --> 00:13:22,845
Like, I'm looking
at your face right now,
359
00:13:22,947 --> 00:13:25,614
and I'm like, "That dad is pissed."
360
00:13:28,553 --> 00:13:30,786
Sorry I overreacted today.
361
00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:32,788
No, you didn't overreact.
362
00:13:34,926 --> 00:13:36,725
I've just never seen Graham
363
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:39,094
legitimately bond with a man before.
364
00:13:39,196 --> 00:13:41,096
It's freaking me out.
365
00:13:41,198 --> 00:13:44,232
He's never met his father.
366
00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,102
Yeah.
367
00:13:48,572 --> 00:13:51,639
Angie, you have to know that
you're Graham's whole world.
368
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:54,827
The undeniable chemistry
that he and I have
369
00:13:54,887 --> 00:13:56,301
is no match for the love he has for you.
370
00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,547
Can you please stop calling it
"undeniable chemistry"?
371
00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:00,402
I have to call it what it is.
372
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:04,386
I don't need a colonoscopy.
373
00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:06,754
This was a crazy move.
374
00:14:06,856 --> 00:14:08,457
- Yeah.
- I feel better.
375
00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:09,924
Weirdly calm.
376
00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:12,060
Well, the sedative
should've fully kicked in.
377
00:14:12,162 --> 00:14:13,462
- It's showtime!
- Oh, my God,
378
00:14:13,564 --> 00:14:15,028
I'm getting a colonoscopy!
379
00:14:15,131 --> 00:14:16,397
You totally are! It's oddly inspiring!
380
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,265
You're a great dad, Angie!
381
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:24,059
Okay, this year for Halloween,
I will be Pingyang,
382
00:14:24,122 --> 00:14:27,237
Chinese warrior princess
born in 598 A.D.
383
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:29,676
And you let me know
if you need to borrow my sword.
384
00:14:29,779 --> 00:14:31,909
I think our work here is done.
To Pingyang.
385
00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,413
- To Pingyang.
- Yes!
386
00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:34,581
- No.
- All right, where's our wine.
387
00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:37,084
- He never filled our glass!
- I want wine!
388
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:40,320
- Miggy, did the video work?
- No. Look.
389
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,988
- You're bleeding!
- What's going on?
390
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,235
Are you waiting for a man
to come buy us drinks?
391
00:14:44,314 --> 00:14:46,980
Are you ignoring us because you
don't see us as sexual beings?
392
00:14:47,082 --> 00:14:48,549
No, you're very sexual.
393
00:14:48,651 --> 00:14:50,050
How can I see you as anything but?
394
00:14:50,152 --> 00:14:51,319
Well, what are you waiting on, then?
What's going on?
395
00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:53,365
Do I need to jump over this
counter and get my own wine?
396
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,372
Please don't hurt me! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
397
00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:57,090
He can't use a corkscrew, okay?
398
00:14:59,762 --> 00:15:01,094
Oh, my goodness.
399
00:15:01,197 --> 00:15:04,732
Making a child defend you?
Please! No one is that stupid.
400
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,967
I am! I am that stupid.
401
00:15:07,069 --> 00:15:08,980
There's $1,000 of broken wine bottles
402
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,496
- in the trash to prove it.
- Oh!
403
00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:13,641
And it sucks 'cause I really
want to crush this job.
404
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:15,675
Poppy's the best person in the world.
405
00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:18,345
And that includes this dude
Dwayne you guys don't know.
406
00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:21,114
And for some reason, she believes in me,
407
00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:23,350
and I want to give her
a reason to believe.
408
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:25,285
But I can't.
409
00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:28,856
So, it's... it's time for me
to hang up my wine tie.
410
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,423
- Oh!
- I don't deserve this job.
411
00:15:30,525 --> 00:15:31,859
Okay. It's a clip-on.
412
00:15:31,961 --> 00:15:34,594
- What happened to that boy?
- We have to help him, don't we?
413
00:15:34,696 --> 00:15:37,331
- Yeah, we do.
- Ugh.
414
00:15:37,432 --> 00:15:38,999
- It's screw time.
- Screw time.
415
00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:40,868
Come on, twist! Come on. Come on.
416
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:42,135
Don't be afraid to make a little noise.
417
00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:43,603
- Get your legs involved!
- No, clockwise! Clockwise!
418
00:15:43,705 --> 00:15:45,138
Okay.
419
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:49,510
I... almost got it!
420
00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:52,245
- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
421
00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:54,300
- Ohh!
- Oh, wow.
422
00:15:54,363 --> 00:15:55,839
- Thank you. I did it!
- Really, really good.
423
00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:57,002
Hey!
424
00:15:57,718 --> 00:15:59,451
What's everyone cheering about?
425
00:16:01,055 --> 00:16:04,590
We're cheering because Miggy...
426
00:16:04,692 --> 00:16:06,386
is so great.
427
00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:08,207
First straight man I've ever respected.
428
00:16:08,308 --> 00:16:10,229
Also, whose kid is this?
429
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:11,230
Miggy!
430
00:16:13,268 --> 00:16:15,334
He's one of the good ones.
431
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,409
Hello. Welcome.
432
00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:26,412
Please remember
that this is not a funeral.
433
00:16:26,514 --> 00:16:27,679
It's a celebration of life.
434
00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,014
- Daddy!
- Sophie!
435
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:30,549
I can't wait to see the slideshow!
436
00:16:30,651 --> 00:16:33,184
- You can wait. Trust me.
- Mm...
437
00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:36,422
- Ohh. Can I get a womp-womp?!
- All right.
438
00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:38,590
Whose birthday party is this, anyway?
439
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:40,225
What's wrong with your mom?
440
00:16:40,327 --> 00:16:43,862
She got a colonoscopy today
for pretty much no reason.
441
00:16:46,447 --> 00:16:47,466
To the brim.
442
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:49,435
I got you.
443
00:16:54,408 --> 00:16:55,573
Sorry.
444
00:16:57,243 --> 00:17:01,312
We should... talk about
what happened at the pet store.
445
00:17:01,414 --> 00:17:03,714
- I'm worried.
- Oh. Me too.
446
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:07,351
Raj is so bad at his job.
447
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:14,792
Okay, I had a breakdown
at a pet store on Cahuenga.
448
00:17:14,894 --> 00:17:16,594
Maybe you're right.
449
00:17:16,696 --> 00:17:19,330
I-I... I haven't dealt
with Rose's death.
450
00:17:19,432 --> 00:17:20,898
It was all a blur.
451
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,435
You know, she died,
and I had 10-month-old twins.
452
00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:26,036
They were teething.
453
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:28,339
It was scarier than the draft.
454
00:17:28,441 --> 00:17:30,040
I didn't have time to grieve.
455
00:17:30,142 --> 00:17:33,510
I-I was doing the best I could.
456
00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:34,878
They were so little.
457
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:38,215
Douglas, what you did was amazing.
458
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:39,783
But they're not little anymore.
459
00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:40,717
They're...
460
00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:43,887
They're looking to you for guidance.
461
00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:51,761
♪ Ave ♪
462
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:57,501
♪ Maria ♪
463
00:17:57,603 --> 00:17:59,269
It's all I had.
464
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:04,875
Thank you all for coming.
465
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:06,610
If you are moved to speak about Pickle,
466
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,344
please do so.
467
00:18:08,446 --> 00:18:10,346
I want to say something.
468
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,149
Life is crazy.
469
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:15,084
I just got a colonoscopy!
470
00:18:15,186 --> 00:18:17,186
And the results are in.
471
00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:19,155
I got an A-plus butt.
472
00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,156
Yep.
473
00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:21,892
Will's got a butt, too!
474
00:18:21,994 --> 00:18:23,593
- Ah.
- I'm down with that.
475
00:18:23,695 --> 00:18:27,296
I guess a lot of us have butts,
when you really think about it.
476
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,298
We're not that different, after all.
477
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,802
R.I.P. Pickle,
you were one hell of a cat.
478
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,370
- That's all.
- Thank you, Angie.
479
00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:35,471
Now I'll share.
480
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,240
Pickle was funny, kind,
481
00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:39,842
and, my God, could she nap.
482
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:43,046
The pet store says the
price of a guinea pig is $25,
483
00:18:43,148 --> 00:18:45,448
but you can't put a price on Pickle.
484
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,274
I don't know what it all means,
485
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,352
but I do know one thing...
486
00:18:49,454 --> 00:18:51,907
Heaven just got a little furrier
487
00:18:51,993 --> 00:18:53,610
and a lot cuter.
488
00:18:53,691 --> 00:18:55,358
Good night, sweet princess.
489
00:18:58,229 --> 00:19:00,963
Now, I would like to invite
Pickle's two moms,
490
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:03,566
Emma and Amy, up to the podium.
491
00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,506
Girls.
492
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,075
Look, it turns out,
you can't replace a pet.
493
00:19:13,177 --> 00:19:14,909
Or people.
494
00:19:15,011 --> 00:19:16,844
And it's important to remember her,
495
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,013
and it's okay to feel something.
496
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,748
Okay?
497
00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:24,086
So, if you feel like you want to speak,
498
00:19:24,188 --> 00:19:25,387
then you should speak.
499
00:19:32,429 --> 00:19:33,861
All right.
500
00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:41,603
Pickle was a guinea pig.
501
00:19:41,705 --> 00:19:42,870
She was brown and white.
502
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,207
She liked cardboard.
503
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,208
Once, she sneezed,
and it sounded stupid.
504
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,876
She would eat like this.
505
00:19:51,347 --> 00:19:52,714
They're really opening up.
506
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:56,550
Also, Rory, we forgive you.
507
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,019
Ohh! Thank you!
508
00:19:58,121 --> 00:20:00,755
I think Pickle would want me
to dance again.
509
00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:02,556
Miggy! Drop the beat!
510
00:20:03,459 --> 00:20:05,746
- ♪ Bam! Yeah! Yeah ♪
- Okay, Rory!
511
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,029
Okay, okay. I see you! I see you!
512
00:20:08,131 --> 00:20:10,064
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Lil Jon... ♪
513
00:20:14,337 --> 00:20:15,402
Stop.
514
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,186
I want you to know more about your mom.
515
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,475
Which means I need to start
talking about her.
516
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:25,373
So... here we go.
517
00:20:25,622 --> 00:20:27,285
I'll tell you everything,
518
00:20:27,379 --> 00:20:31,036
beginning with the first place we met.
519
00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:33,157
It was right here.
520
00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:35,659
It was love at first sight.
521
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:40,526
- Hot Twists!
- That's so cool.
522
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,019
Did she make pretzels?
523
00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:43,988
Not exactly.
524
00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:46,724
Was she a professional Twister player?
525
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,325
In a way.
526
00:20:48,427 --> 00:20:51,662
I bet that's why
we're so good at Twister!
527
00:20:51,764 --> 00:20:54,131
Tell us more about her.
528
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,166
Yeah, take it away, big guy.
529
00:20:57,537 --> 00:21:01,071
Well, as you know,
her real name was Rose...
530
00:21:01,173 --> 00:21:04,808
but her stage name was Rosé.
531
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:12,330
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