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For 20 bucks,
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I'll tell you what happened
last week on Shameless.
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Thanks.
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You're gonna have to have
an abortion.
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- Hell, no. I'm not aborting my baby.
- Our baby.
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You need to call your family.
Your dad's dying, Ian.
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Fuck, Ian.
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We're down to two babies.
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- What happened?
- Huey ate Dewey.
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- You almost killed Liam.
- I didn't do it on purpose.
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- Yeah, but you did it.
- I'm not guilty!
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Liam almost died!
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I heard you talk about
my little brother
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on the bus this morning.
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(CHANTING)
Cocaine baby brother.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Oh, fuck.
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I could watch Liam for you
if you wanted.
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I'll send you a text picture
every 30 minutes.
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- I need a gun.
- Who you gonna kill?
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Alibi got robbed. They stole the keg
that I keep the money in.
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We can't be boyfriend
and girlfriend.
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- Why are you breaking up with me?
- Because you're too young.
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Get the fuck out of my house!
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- Is Sheila gonna be mad at me?
- She's out of town.
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With this plea agreement,
you will be a felon.
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You will be under house arrest
until further notice.
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How do you plead to possession
and child endangerment?
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I'm guilty.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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Do you have any sanitary pads?
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- You got your period? Wonderful.
- I don't want to talk about it.
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- Ever.
- I get it. I get it.
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We have tampons, upstairs bathroom,
under the sink.
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- You need me to walk you through...
- No. Nope.
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Why are you baking at 7 AM?
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My probation officer's coming today
and I'm freaking out.
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- Is your room clean?
- Why does my room need to be clean?
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She's gonna tear the joint apart
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looking for anything
that can get me in trouble.
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I only have, like, clothes
and school stuff and makeup.
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Debs, just do me this one favor,
okay? I can't take any chances.
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I'm not the one who
left the cocaine out.
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- Do it.
- God.
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- Get out.
- Hungry.
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We have half a bag of cereal.
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Two packs of oatmeal,
and four frozen waffles.
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You need to clean your room
before school.
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Get rid of anything that can make me
look like a bad parent.
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Go. Now.
Those are for my PO.
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Upstairs.
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Are you dead?
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Not a chance. Where were we?
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Number nine,
rob a convenience store.
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Number 10, recycle scrap metal.
Number 11, prostitution.
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Nix that one.
My thrill drill is out of juice.
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SAMMI: You got to be kidding me!
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- Number 12, sperm bank.
- See number 11.
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Some sheik
named "Fahid Ahmed Habib"
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or whatever,
is getting a brand-new set of lungs.
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- Government flew him in.
- We get the newspaper?
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Sheila does. Look. Look.
Shaking hands with his surgeon.
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Some towelhead gets to jump the line
because he's an "important ally?"
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Guy's got eight teenage wives
dressed in tablecloths.
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- Won't even let them drive.
- Look, Sammi.
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Chuckie and I are trying...
We're writing...
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Oh, fuck it. Show her, Chuckles.
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"Kidnap a Walton heir.
Roadside fruit stand."
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"Contract killer?"
What are these?
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Ways to make money for my surgery.
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Hey! What about an app version
of my book?
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The drug book that I'm writing?
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- (COUGHING RUGGEDLY)
- Got to keep hope alive, right?
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Easy, honey.
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(BREAKING WIND)
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- (FRANK GROANS)
- (GIGGLES)
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Here's your oxys and your perkies.
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Just like Mama used to make.
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Whoa, that is bad.
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Okay, all you glu-tards in the house,
wheat-free flapjacks are ready.
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- Get them while they suck.
- Hey, short-stack! High five.
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What's up with your kid, Phil?
Why's he so damn calm?
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He's got brain damage.
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Got to tell you, man.
I didn't think this was gonna work.
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Adorable. He yours?
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No, brother.
Deadbeat parents and so on.
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So you take care of him?
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Yeah. Yeah, no.
I do my best.
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Cool.
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- So enjoy.
- Ever get a break from watching him?
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Sure, yeah. Sometimes.
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I'm free tomorrow morning.
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- Around 11.
- Great.
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Bye.
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Hey, what can I get you, sir?
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Jesus Christ, Carl.
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- Yes, Deborah?
- Can I use the bathroom?
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- Again?
- Girl stuff.
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So the bedrooms are all clean.
Who else lives in the house?
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My two brothers, Carl and Liam.
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My sister, Debbie,
and sometimes my brother Lip.
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- All younger?
- Yes.
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- Will they help you not re-offend?
- Well, yeah. I'm their guardian.
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Is the family fully aware
of the crime committed?
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Oh, yes.
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Do you have plans to leave
the state of Illinois for any reason?
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No.
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Are you in possession of firearms
or dangerous weapons?
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No.
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Are you in contact with anyone
who may cause you
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to engage in drug
and alcohol abuse?
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No.
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Is anyone else in the household
in trouble with the law?
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No. Not in the household.
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You must get tired of asking
these questions every day.
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Do you want a cookie?
I baked them myself.
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If you consider squeezing batter
from a tube baking.
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Look, I'm not your friend.
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I'm here to make sure you don't
violate the terms of your probation.
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Right.
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So when can I get out of here
and start looking for a job?
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I'm the sole earner,
and money's pretty tight.
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You can't leave the house
until the report is filed.
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- How long does that take?
- Five to ten business days.
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Two weeks?
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Sometimes quicker,
but I wouldn't count on it.
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What happens if I leave?
Does this thing, like, detonate?
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If you attempt
to leave the residence,
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a radio frequency
transmitter will send
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an alert to our service
computer center,
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and you, Miss Fiona,
will be in deep shit.
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I need a urine sample
so that I can test you for drugs.
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No problem.
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And I need to watch.
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What? Me pissing?
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To be sure it's yours.
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Believe me,
I enjoy this even less than you do.
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You need to wipe first.
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(GROANING)
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Morning.
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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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It is afternoon.
You sleep all day.
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(TURNS ON WATER)
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(GASPS)
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- I have baby soon. I cannot work.
- Jeez.
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He must take care of me and baby.
You go.
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We do not need you.
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You sleep here tonight
in this house?
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I kill you.
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I bash your orange head.
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- Mm-hm.
- (SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Yeah.
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♪ (POP SONG) ♪
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What?
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- No!
- Come here.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Is this for real?
Are you really back?
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For real. For now.
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Oh, my God.
You bastard, I missed you so much.
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You're a piece of shit.
You had me so worried.
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- Not one call?
- I texted.
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Yeah. Real detailed.
"Miss you guys, having fun."
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I didn't want you to worry.
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Well, I worried more, asshole.
Where the hell were you?
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- The army. I enlisted.
- The army?
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Yeah, I wanted to find myself.
Didn't think I could do it here.
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Don't you have to be 18?
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Don't know, don't care. I left.
Stuff got nuts.
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- What "stuff?"
- Oh, military trying to control me.
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Isn't that what the military does?
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Got sick of it.
But, hey, I met some amazing folks.
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Got all these great ideas.
I'm a different person.
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- We can talk about that later, right?
- Sure.
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- Do you want a sandwich?
- Yeah! Oh, starving.
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It's yours.
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- Nice hardware.
- Yeah, my winter boots don't fit.
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All I can get on
are fuck-me pumps and tennis shoes.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, great. Why?
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- You seem a little caffeinated.
- I quit smoking.
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So what's next for you?
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I've been thinking about apprenticing
with this electrician I met.
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- You know, learn how to wire stuff.
- What about high school?
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Frank finished high school.
It worked out great for him.
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- You have to finish, Ian.
- I don't have to do anything.
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I'm done living the way
other people want me to live.
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But, hey, thanks for the sandwich.
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Welcome home.
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Yeah, it's a nice little piece.
Quick to action, doesn't jam.
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VERONICA: Easy, baby.
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- What else you packing?
- What do you mean, like, dick-wise?
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No, I mean, that's not
your only weapon, is it?
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Well, how many guns
does a guy need?
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Well, it depends.
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If you wanna create
the illusion of safety,
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then one piece is plenty.
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But if you really wanna be ready
in the event of an emergency,
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you'll need to step it up.
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One for every room in the house.
One for your car.
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One at work.
And at least two on your person.
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How many guns do you own?
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I got a Bushmaster AR15.
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An HK USP .45,
Glock 23 .40 cal.
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My Sig Sauer P2269 mm,
.22 Magnum.
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A Ruger SP101
and my Walther P22.
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I know a guy.
I can hook you up.
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My motto is "Prepare and prevent,
don't repair and repent."
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What the hell is this,
poolside at the Flamingo?
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We got a line of clients upstairs
with their hands down their pants.
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- Go to work.
- (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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And you, don't think
you're getting off
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just because you're about to drop
a patty from your fur-burger.
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- "Fur-burger?"
- She won't shave.
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- I like the way God made me.
- That's nice.
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You're late again,
I'm gonna dock you 50.
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- Carrot Boy is gone.
- Who's Carrot Boy?
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He knows who.
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- Where'd he go?
- I don't know. I made him leave.
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No room for him when baby comes.
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The fuck do I care?
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And shave your fucking muff.
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Teacher told me
to come down to the office.
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I wish I could say it's a pleasure
to see you again, Mr. Gallagher.
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- Your handiwork?
- I don't want to brag.
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We have a problem.
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They're the ones with the problem.
Can't fight for shit.
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- Why did you assault these students?
- Talking smack about my brother.
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All of them?
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And that one's got stupid hair.
That one smells like bologna farts.
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And the one whose hand
you smashed in a locker?
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And the one you pushed
down the stairs?
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Too short, maybe?
I don't remember.
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You're hereby suspended from school.
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8 AM, Friday morning,
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you will come back
with a parent or guardian
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and you will apologize
to all these children
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in the presence of their parents,
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or your suspension
will last indefinitely.
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- Which means?
- Expulsion.
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Which means?
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Go home, Carl.
Come back with a parent.
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I can't wait to see who created you.
243
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,726
Hey.
244
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,401
My first class tomorrow is at 11:30,
so we're gonna stay here tonight.
245
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,846
And then Friday it's 8 AM.
246
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,809
So we're gonna stay
at the dorms tomorrow night.
247
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,566
Got it. Got it. Hi! Hi.
248
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,451
- There we go.
- Hi, my big boy.
249
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,809
Did you miss me today?
I missed you, too.
250
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,079
(FIONA COOING)
251
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,650
Oh, you brought dinner.
That's great.
252
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,249
That means we can move
tonight's mac and cheese to tomorrow,
253
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,368
which gives us an extra day of food
before we panic.
254
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,601
Panic?
255
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,041
I got to pay the heat and electric
before I buy groceries.
256
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,487
It's pretty bleak.
I got a check coming from the cups.
257
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,250
But that's gonna cover rent.
258
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,643
Food-wise, we're low on everything
but macaroni and mayonnaise.
259
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,484
You saved nothing from your job?
260
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,643
I was trying to catch
up on old bills.
261
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,484
- How did he do today?
- Yeah, he's fine.
262
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,086
- Carl got suspended.
- Shut up, ass-brain.
263
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,726
- Hi, Lip.
- Hey, kiddo. How are you?
264
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,167
- Hey, bud.
- Hey.
265
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,890
I need someone to
go to school with me
266
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,729
Friday morning or I'll be expelled.
267
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,406
Well, I can't leave the house yet.
They need to reschedule.
268
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,005
- Did you tell them I'm stuck at home?
- No.
269
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,003
Well, go in tomorrow
and tell them I'm sick.
270
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,889
I have shingles or mono.
271
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,281
- I'll take you, bruiser. What time?
- 8 AM.
272
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,046
Oh, fuck. I got class.
Can you make it later, around noon?
273
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,841
- Parents will be there and stuff.
- Hi, new family.
274
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,367
Door was open.
I won't stay long.
275
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,925
Just want to let you know Dad's at
Sheila's house.
276
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,246
We're living there a bit.
277
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,840
It's a really great place.
Plenty of room, lots of light.
278
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,286
Thanks for the update.
279
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,609
Any of you guys have any extra cash?
Dad wants money for his surgery.
280
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,000
Why not get a job?
281
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,811
My career is taking care of Pops
before he goes.
282
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,201
Well, we're broke.
Wish we could help you.
283
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,044
Okay. Doesn't hurt to ask.
284
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,481
If anyone wants to stop by,
give his morale a boost.
285
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:05,641
Hope can heal.
286
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,202
Can hope make up for the years
of misery that he put us through?
287
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,011
Maybe. Come by. Find out.
288
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,401
He doesn't deserve
to go out like this.
289
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,721
No one does.
290
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,281
Why not ask Frank
to go to school with you, Carl?
291
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,090
- Ian here?
- He's upstairs.
292
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,208
Ian's here?
293
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,967
See you left.
Took all your shit.
294
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,248
Your bride threatened me
with a claw hammer.
295
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,889
- You're back!
- Oh, hey, guys. Oh, man.
296
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,725
I missed you guys.
297
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,928
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
298
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,163
- Lip says you stole a helicopter.
- I tried to.
299
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,051
Kind of tipped it.
Blades snapped. Motor caught fire.
300
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,929
Awesome. You shoot anyone?
301
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,684
I never left basic.
302
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,450
You can't shoot anyone there?
303
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,090
You can. I didn't.
304
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,208
You shot no one.
You flew nothing.
305
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,089
Why did you go there
in the first place?
306
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,245
- Relationship issues.
- Yeah, you okay?
307
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,811
Yup, all good.
308
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,122
Cool. Alright.
Let's go get some dinner, dorks.
309
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,487
- I'll catch up with you later, yeah?
- Yeah, later, man.
310
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,768
- Alright.
- Come on, dork.
311
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,003
- You coming back?
- Depends.
312
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,690
Will you suck my dick
whenever I want?
313
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,171
Fuck off.
314
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,447
- What you writing?
- Stuff. Notes, ideas.
315
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,329
I'll do it.
316
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,565
Do what?
317
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,682
- Don't make me say it, asswipe.
- Suck my dick.
318
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,681
Whenever I want.
319
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,966
Peas.
320
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,763
- I thought of something.
- Be specific.
321
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,081
We could sell the house.
322
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,766
- Which house?
- This one. Sheila's.
323
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,729
We don't have the title.
Sweet potatoes.
324
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,930
Don't need it. We put a sign out
front, offer way below market.
325
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,890
Have people make cash offers
for earnest money.
326
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,361
Wash, rinse, repeat.
327
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,126
Earnest money? Lentils.
328
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,448
They give us three percent
of the purchase price.
329
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,682
We say we'll take it off the market.
We don't, of course.
330
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,365
We just grab the cash.
331
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,603
Do this four or five times,
rake in maybe 11 grand.
332
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,764
- Christ on a crumb bun.
- I know, right?
333
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,366
Nothing like a major scam
to lift a person's spirits.
334
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,124
How do you know all this?
335
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:04,046
I may have done this once or twice
with one or more husbands.
336
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,129
You really are a Gallagher.
337
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,644
(ALARM BEEPING)
338
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,205
(BEEPING STOPS)
339
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,883
So then my TI comes crashing
through my door, right?
340
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,247
And chases me. I'm so scared.
341
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,006
I run smack into a water fountain,
bust it right off the wall.
342
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,929
- What?
- Water sprays everywhere.
343
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,521
And he wakes everyone up
at 2 AM in the morning,
344
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,127
forces them to watch me do push-ups
in cold water while singing.
345
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,566
Singing?
346
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,008
♪ Well, then it's hi, hi, hey
The army's on its way ♪
347
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,811
♪ Count off the cadence
Loud and strong two, three ♪
348
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,770
♪ For wherever you go
You will always know ♪
349
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,287
♪ That the army goes marching along ♪
350
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,201
- Hey.
- Hey.
351
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,681
Everything okay? Still in school?
352
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,285
Yeah.
353
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,371
Yeah, it's under control.
354
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,966
- Is Mickey here?
- Yeah, he's upstairs. Why?
355
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,283
You always so goddamn noisy
in the morning?
356
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,682
- What?
- Your wife's water broke. Let's go.
357
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,410
- Where?
- The hospital.
358
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,131
- She's having the baby?
- Tell her I said good luck.
359
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,601
- You're not gonna go be with her?
- Hell, no. I got work.
360
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,649
It's not the baby's fault
you guys are a shit show.
361
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,121
Yeah, and it's not my fault
the bitch got knocked up.
362
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,648
- Who the fuck knows if it's mine?
- You're an asshole.
363
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,002
Congrats.
364
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,607
Full house, like old times.
Smells good. Leftovers?
365
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,242
You destroyed my art project.
It's completely ruined.
366
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,767
- You're such a bitch!
- Whoa, Debbie!
367
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,924
She went into my room,
she trashed all of my stuff,
368
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,570
and she kicked all of my clothes
under the bed.
369
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,449
- I asked you to clean up.
- Did you?
370
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,681
She went through mine, too.
371
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,446
She threw away my porn,
my nunchucks, and my taser.
372
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,807
You know how many police dumpsters
I had to go through to find that?
373
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,450
I told you to get rid of that stuff.
374
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,807
I hid it so the stupid PO
wouldn't find it.
375
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,765
Well, luckily,
your stupid sister found it first.
376
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,009
God, maybe next time
you'll do what I ask, both of you.
377
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,606
There's macaroni salad sandwiches
for lunch.
378
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,643
- Extra mayo.
- Don't need it. I'm suspended.
379
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,126
Well, you still need to eat.
380
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,011
We're gonna get out of here, okay?
We'll be back for dinner tonight.
381
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,208
- Well, Lip, you can leave Liam here.
- I got him.
382
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:27,206
- No, Lip.
- Fiona, just get some sleep, okay?
383
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,807
Hang out with V.
Relax for fuck's sake.
384
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,440
You guys text me
if anything's going on, okay?
385
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,090
Come on, Carl. Let's go.
386
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,645
- Where are you going?
- To Sheila's.
387
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,007
- Why?
- See if Frank can take me to school.
388
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,567
- Well, when will you be back?
- Later. Get off my ass.
389
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,805
- Bye, Ian.
- Bye, Debs.
390
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,691
Hey.
391
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,364
Want some more?
392
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,322
You got any cash
you could toss my way?
393
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,767
I'm working a double tonight.
You want to stop by?
394
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,001
Yeah, sure.
395
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,208
Got nothing better to do
than watch pruney queens
396
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,521
slap their sacks
against your ass cheeks.
397
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,123
Shit!
398
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,122
Hey! Guys!
399
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,282
(ALARM BEEPING)
400
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,123
Hi, Sheila left me a key.
401
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,807
- I'm so glad you came. Welcome.
- Supposed to water the plants.
402
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,482
- Why is there a for sale sign out?
- Dad, Debbie and Carl are here.
403
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,927
Can you come with me to school
tomorrow morning?
404
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:42,369
Have to cancel
my morning spin class.
405
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,965
I got suspended for bullying.
406
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,849
Need a parent
to come with me to apologize.
407
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,049
Apol... (SCOFFS)
Outrageous.
408
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,726
Feed me numbing agents
and drag me to the ring.
409
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,851
- You're in no shape to go anywhere.
- He needs to or I'll get expelled.
410
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,685
I'm so sorry, Carl.
But he's too weak.
411
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,320
- Could I borrow a long sweater?
- Of course, honey.
412
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,608
- Here.
- Thanks.
413
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,449
Do you need anything else?
414
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,605
Oh, okay.
415
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,728
Hey, Carl.
416
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,201
If you grab those balloons
and tie them to the sign out front,
417
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,567
I'll let you hold my gun.
418
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,291
I got my period,
but all Fiona has are tampons
419
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,442
and I'm saving my virginity
until I become a woman.
420
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,125
Okay, first of all,
421
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,647
you can't lose your virginity
to a tampon.
422
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,007
It has to be a penis
with a man attached.
423
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,209
And second, you're already a woman.
Officially.
424
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:34,443
From the moment Aunt Flo
came knocking at your vagina.
425
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,171
Then why won't my boyfriend
have sex with me until I'm 16?
426
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:40,807
Wow, they still make them like that?
You got a good one.
427
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,123
Tampons are varsity level,
and you are still JV.
428
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,609
- Here, try these.
- Thanks.
429
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,761
Could I stay here tonight?
430
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,402
I love a sleepover. Absolutely.
431
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,122
(ALARM BEEPING)
432
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,844
Hey, what's up?
433
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,731
I'm trying to take the trash out.
Could you come help?
434
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,009
- Sure. You need anything else?
- How about a gallon of vodka?
435
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,889
I'll be there in 20 minutes.
436
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,690
Thanks.
437
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,207
So we have Legos,
Mr. Potato Head, dinosaurs, cars.
438
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,964
Make sure he eats
at least half his PB&J
439
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,207
before you give him his Cheetos.
440
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,089
And he hasn't pooped today,
441
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,527
but he'll usually grab his butt
and yell, "Doody bomb!"
442
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,001
So you'll have fair warning.
What else?
443
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,403
Keep an eye on his crayons.
He likes to jam them up his nose.
444
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,246
Okay, got it.
This kid, total dreamboat.
445
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,164
The men in my life
should be half as charming.
446
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,449
Okay, then we got Band-Aids,
butt wipes.
447
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,802
Stuffed monkey, of course.
448
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,770
Two bouncy balls, two puzzles,
very Hungry Hippos.
449
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,241
And then we've got a thermometer
and then children's Tylenol.
450
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,680
You know,
just in case he gets a fever.
451
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,127
Okay, how long
are you gonna be gone for?
452
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,482
Three hours.
But you can't be too careful.
453
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,765
You're really a good person.
454
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,649
No, if I were a really good person,
455
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,486
then I would quit school
and I'd stay home full time.
456
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,085
Well, who does that help?
457
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,445
Right.
458
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,729
Okay, so I'll be back at two.
Is that still cool?
459
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,491
Don't forget about the ABC party
tonight at the dorm.
460
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,689
- What's that?
- You know. "Anything But Clothes."
461
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,367
Duct tape, caution tape,
trash bags, bed sheets.
462
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,485
I got a lit paper due tomorrow,
but that sounds fun.
463
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,721
Here you go.
464
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,804
And thank you so much
for doing all this.
465
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,089
I wish I could think of a way
to repay you.
466
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,211
I'm sure you'll think of something.
467
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,331
- Hey. Hi.
- Hey.
468
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,768
So, I got a lab at half-past,
so I only got, like, 20 minutes.
469
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,689
That's okay. I'm quick.
470
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,121
Right, and also,
I'm kind of going through some shit.
471
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,647
So I'm not really looking
for anything too...
472
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:12,448
Dude, I'm cold, I'm horny.
Let's do this.
473
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,167
Okay. So your laundry room or mine?
474
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,489
(LIVELY CHATTER ON TV)
475
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,087
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
476
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,724
(KNOCKING CONTINUES RAPIDLY)
477
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,611
What the fuck are you doing here?
478
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,525
I brought you a little gift.
479
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,331
Cronuts. I stood in line 40 minutes.
Only let me have two.
480
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,686
What do you want?
481
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,571
A trendy hybrid pastry for starts.
482
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,566
Yo! Mike told me.
483
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,803
The coke, the kid, jail.
484
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,362
I can't imagine
what you're going through.
485
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,368
I'm stuck in this fucking house.
486
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,047
I just organized Carl's T-shirts
in color order.
487
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,770
I'm going mental.
488
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,003
Can't even make it to the sidewalk
without bells going off.
489
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,088
So should I be expecting
a knock on my door?
490
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,442
- What for?
- It was my coke.
491
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,166
That's why you're here. To see
if I ratted you out to the police.
492
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,850
- And to check on you...
- Fuck you.
493
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,810
- Yes or no?
- No, asshole. I should have.
494
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,327
- They would have let me off easier.
- Yeah, why didn't you?
495
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,847
Because I hate myself
for a number of reasons right now
496
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,931
and I'm not going to add
being a snitch to the list.
497
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,764
You ruined my life,
you know that?
498
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,928
Dropping that little bomb on Mike
in front of your family.
499
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,844
I did you a favor, okay?
500
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,049
The cup job sucks and my brother's
a boring yuppie asshole, alright?
501
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,570
VERONICA:
Hey, girl. Sorry I took so long.
502
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,927
Got held up in the bathroom
by the two girls in my gut
503
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,050
sitting on my bladder
blocking my functions.
504
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,204
- Damn, you look like hell.
- Yeah, I'm not sleeping.
505
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,290
Good thing I brought over
some snooze juice.
506
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,841
Alright, alright.
507
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,891
We're accepting cash-only offers
to expedite the sale,
508
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,008
which is why the price is so low.
509
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,611
Our lawyers will hold
the money in escrow.
510
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,411
We need to unload it fast.
Paying two mortgages is killing us.
511
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,530
Plus, Dad needs
to get to a warmer climate ASAP.
512
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,331
- I mean, look at him.
- Easy, Grandpa.
513
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,881
We're looking to do a renovation,
a four-month turnaround.
514
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,646
We'll purchase under ask.
All cash.
515
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,126
Duke it out with the Hasids.
516
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,807
Put an offer about ten minutes ago.
Skinny dudes. You could take them.
517
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:07,364
This couch is for sale,
and that table, and the TV.
518
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,848
- How much for this chair?
- How much you wanna pay?
519
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,526
- Well, how about...
- SAMMI: Cash only. Please.
520
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,606
Dad, it's working.
They're falling for it.
521
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,001
- Isn't this fun?
- Yeah.
522
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,486
- You okay?
- Yeah.
523
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,484
I'm conserving my energy
for Carl's thing tomorrow.
524
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,168
Every gun's loaded, okay?
525
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:38,486
So here we got your
Bushmaster XM-15 semi-automatic.
526
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,122
Premium 16-inch chrome-lined
profile barrel.
527
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,691
Oh, sweet.
528
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,650
What about home protection?
I got three little ones on the way.
529
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,247
- Safeguarding the old homestead.
- Hey, second amendment, brother.
530
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,488
Got to protect my freedom
one bullet at a time.
531
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,847
Okay, so Milkor.
532
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,722
M32 MGL-140 grenade launcher.
533
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,769
Protects a shitload of freedoms.
534
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,244
Six-round cylinder, double-action,
military grade weapon.
535
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,688
Missing a few parts,
but it still shoots.
536
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,080
It's heavy.
537
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,083
What are we talking here?
How much?
538
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,969
Well, around five grand.
539
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,202
- Five thousand dollars?
- Yeah.
540
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,045
Come on, man.
How much for the bat?
541
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,685
Holy shit. I got to go.
542
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,842
- Holy shit.
- That's it?
543
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,163
FIONA: Concierge. Medical coder.
544
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,926
Transcriptionist?
I don't know what half this shit is.
545
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,686
Other than supremely boring?
546
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,207
No one needs me anymore, V.
547
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,086
Debbie's dating.
Lip's in college.
548
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,282
Carl's in trouble at school
and I can't help him.
549
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,568
Who knows what's up with Ian.
550
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,722
They're all growing up.
What did you expect?
551
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,248
Time for you to figure out
your own needs.
552
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,847
Tech support provider.
Underqualified.
553
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,480
Translator.
Underqualified.
554
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,246
- There's porn.
- Overqualified.
555
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,561
Hey, what are you doing?
556
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,491
Finding ways
to make money from home.
557
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,682
Hey, is something burning?
558
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,161
- Smell that?
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
559
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,041
- Shit!
- Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
560
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,122
- (SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING)
- Fire in the hole.
561
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,123
- Not my hole.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
562
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,049
- You just let it burn?
- We got distracted.
563
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,527
Oh, God.
564
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,728
You're shit-faced.
565
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,882
Since when is it a felony
for a Gallagher to drink?
566
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,048
Calm down. It's my fault.
I brought the vodka.
567
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,522
- And poured it down her throat?
- You told me to relax.
568
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,287
Somebody shut that thing up!
569
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,523
Fuck. Burn the house down, okay?
Burn the food, too.
570
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,371
I can always steal some more
from my shitty work-study job.
571
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,760
I'm going through something here.
572
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,049
Yeah, it looks like you went through
about five beverages in an hour.
573
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,000
Have another one. Why not?
You're your own woman. Right?
574
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,844
No, bang the boss's brother.
575
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,924
Leave coke out on the table
for the kids. Get arrested.
576
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,483
Do whatever the fuck you need to do.
I've got this.
577
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,008
Carl, go upstairs, get your
toothbrush and something to sleep in.
578
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,282
He has the suspension
meeting tomorrow.
579
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,090
No worries.
I'll get him to Sheila's.
580
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,129
Stay up all night studying.
I mean, what the fuck?
581
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,487
It's just an applied physics quiz.
Where's Debbie?
582
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,563
She's at Sheila's with Sammi.
583
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,484
- Veronica!
- Yeah?
584
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,211
- You're not answering your phone?
- I didn't hear it. What's up?
585
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,204
- Carol. She's in labor.
- What? Oh, shit.
586
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,931
- Wish us luck.
- There's something burning.
587
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,208
- Let's go. Come on.
- No.
588
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,045
Hey, come on. Lip, please.
You don't have to take them.
589
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,328
- You're right. I don't.
- Come on. What about dinner?
590
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,921
- (SMOKE DETECTOR CONTINUES)
- Enjoy.
591
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,969
(EXHALES DEEPLY) Shut up!
592
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,046
(GUTTURAL SCREAM)
593
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,204
(UP-TEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYS)
594
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,048
Those fingers go anywhere
near that cock,
595
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,720
I'm gonna break every knuckle
in your hand, all 15 of them.
596
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,609
Settle down, rumble fish.
597
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,162
Anyway, a hand only has 14 knuckles.
598
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,607
You want to fucking die?
599
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,529
We got invited to an after-hours
at the loft of one of my regulars.
600
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,571
It's fun. What's wrong with fun?
601
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,764
Nothing unless it involves some fat
faggot shoving his hands down...
602
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,331
What the fuck?
603
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,650
I mean,
I think about him all the time.
604
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,047
Whenever my brain pauses,
he just shows up.
605
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,440
Even when I don't want him to.
606
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,204
What do you think about?
607
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,843
Like, his hair, his eyes.
Sometimes just his name.
608
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,322
- Is that normal?
- Absolutely.
609
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,568
Because my two friends,
Holly and Ellie?
610
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,210
They're always like,
"Boys are stupid"
611
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,845
and they act like
they hate them.
612
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,605
- But I never feel that way.
- How do you feel?
613
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,606
This is weird.
Like I want to protect him.
614
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,240
- Is that weird?
- No, honey.
615
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,448
I also feel sick and dizzy.
616
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,410
That's how everyone gets
when they're falling in love.
617
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,483
But I thought
it was supposed to feel good.
618
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,962
It does sometimes.
619
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,565
The good parts are so good,
620
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:12,566
you're willing to suffer unbelievable
amount of pain just to get to them.
621
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,606
That's why I have been married
three times and engaged 12.
622
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,846
- But when do the good parts start?
- Well, right now it's hard.
623
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,241
He changed the rules a little bit
by dumping you.
624
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,091
Best thing to do?
Act like you don't give a shit.
625
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,844
How do I do that?
626
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,686
Well, hang out with him.
Make yourself pretty.
627
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,730
Give him the opportunity
to consider what he gave up.
628
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,281
That's how a woman handles things.
629
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,363
And then he'll want me back?
630
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,002
Have to be patient.
This is a long con, baby.
631
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,811
You're in it to win it.
Stay the course.
632
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,446
Got it. Thanks for talking to me.
633
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,284
I can't talk to Fiona
about any of this stuff.
634
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,249
She's a total spaz right now.
635
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,689
But also, I think she's afraid
of ending up alone.
636
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,081
That's her shit, not yours.
637
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,925
FRANK: All done!
Need help wiping and walking.
638
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,447
Coming, Dad! Be right back.
639
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:12,722
- P.S., I love having a sister.
- Me, too.
640
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,404
(ALL CHEERING)
641
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,369
- Hey, kiddo, you doing okay?
- Yeah, is college always like this?
642
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,801
Ask Ron.
643
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,724
Well, I don't party that much.
644
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,009
I try not to play more than
eight hours of Minecraft a day.
645
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,721
You start doing better in school,
all this could be yours.
646
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,769
College rules.
647
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,364
(LIGHT CHATTER)
648
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,239
(LAUGHS) Whoa.
649
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,369
Check out these digs.
Look at that view.
650
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,771
What does this joker do?
651
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,446
He's an engineer
and part-time photographer.
652
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,170
I think he took
some of these pictures actually.
653
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,964
Oh, yeah?
654
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,485
Why did he want you
to come here then, huh?
655
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,041
Oh, come on, not everybody
wants something from me, Mick.
656
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,571
- Ian.
- Hey!
657
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,529
- So happy you could make it.
- Ryan.
658
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,728
Oh, good to be here.
Hey, this is Mickey.
659
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:50,010
Delighted to meet you.
Could I get either of you a cocktail?
660
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,286
Yeah, you got beer?
661
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,244
I've got some craft brews,
a Stout, IPA, Winter Wheat.
662
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,481
How about beer?
663
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,567
Right. Could I be any more of a fag?
One beer coming up. Ian?
664
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,524
Let's see what you got.
665
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,881
- You're new. Hi.
- Hey.
666
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,805
- You here with Ian?
- Yeah.
667
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,928
He's great.
668
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,290
- So what do you do for living?
- I run a business.
669
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,966
- What kind of business?
- Hospitality.
670
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,049
Oh, nice. What realm?
671
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,321
I'm a pimp.
672
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,250
Wait, you're serious?
673
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,006
That's incredible. My dissertation
is on transgender sex work
674
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,685
and symbolic interactionism
675
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,690
within the framework
of hustler-client relations.
676
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,405
You got a card?
677
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,283
Night, Debs.
678
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,166
Night, Frank. Monica.
679
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,887
Good night, Fiona.
680
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,448
Good night, Lip.
681
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,406
Night, Carl and Ian.
682
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,968
(SOBS)
683
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,722
Good night, Liam.
684
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,764
(CRYING)
685
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,006
It's time.
686
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,731
Oh, shit. Time to be a daddy.
687
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,204
- Wait? What? We missed it?
- Why didn't anyone wake us?
688
00:45:55,360 --> 00:46:00,651
I told her not to.
I needed to do this on my own.
689
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,681
Oh, hey.
690
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,208
Hey. Whoa!
691
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,365
He's nothing. He's just
softness and goo.
692
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,370
Hey, buddy. I'm your daddy.
693
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,568
And your brother-in-law.
How weird is that?
694
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,246
You know, he did that little thing
that babies do
695
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,210
where they can smell
their mommy's milk.
696
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,331
And he could hear my voice
when I was talking to him.
697
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,690
And then he laid up on my chest.
698
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,561
And he found my nipple
and he took a little snack.
699
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,767
You okay, Mama?
700
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,446
It's just a little emotional,
that's all.
701
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,080
Did I take him too soon?
702
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,602
Here you go. Here's Grandma.
703
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:57,448
Oh, he's such...
He's such a little angel.
704
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,524
He's an angel that you didn't want.
705
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,364
That was hypothetical.
706
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,366
But he came from me.
He's part of me.
707
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,488
- Jesus, Mama.
- I'm sorry.
708
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,361
I just didn't know
I was gonna feel this way.
709
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,081
But he's just...
He's just so beautiful.
710
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,651
It's okay, Mama.
711
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,928
You can visit him
any time you want to.
712
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,401
- He's a little angel.
- Kev.
713
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,046
- Kevin.
- He's my little angel.
714
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,646
- Kev, she wants to keep him.
- She can't.
715
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,929
- She's not gonna let go of that baby.
- Well, she has to.
716
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,242
After everything I've been through,
he's mine, V.
717
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,085
- Kev, three babies?
- I don't care.
718
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,844
That boy is my son.
719
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,130
Look at me.
720
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,965
Hey, look at me.
721
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,929
There can be two.
722
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,402
Our two beautiful baby girls.
723
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,961
She's a good mom.
She'll be great.
724
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,770
Look how well I turned out.
725
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,766
Yeah, well,
the jury's still out on that.
726
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,922
I don't want to lose him, V.
727
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,242
He'll still be right there with Mom.
728
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,807
He'll still be your son.
729
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,521
Your boy. Her responsibility.
730
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:15,369
- Let him go, baby.
- (SIGHS)
731
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,924
(SOBS QUIETLY)
732
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,964
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
733
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,647
Yeah?
734
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,007
I know you don't trust me.
735
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,889
I know you wanna punish me.
736
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,806
And I get it,
I want to punish myself.
737
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:53,084
I have no way to prove myself
to you or anyone.
738
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,691
But, Christ, Lip.
739
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,970
This relentless,
passive-aggressive bullshit.
740
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,364
It's killing me.
741
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,809
I need my family back, okay?
742
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,044
Please?
743
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,965
Whoa! Whoa. Easy, killer.
I'm taking breakfast orders.
744
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,885
Scrambled eggs, pancakes
or French toast?
745
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,724
Eggs.
746
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,405
And what do you think he'll want?
747
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,403
How the fuck should I know, man?
I'm not his keeper.
748
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,723
Right. Didn't mean to assume.
749
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,770
So did you guys
just meet last night,
750
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,564
or are you together?
751
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,761
- Together.
- Cool.
752
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,410
You're a lucky dude.
753
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,806
There you go.
Fresh as a daisy.
754
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,962
You look terrific.
755
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,288
Now let's go knock them dead.
756
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,404
Good morning.
757
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,446
Frankly, Mr. Gallagher,
758
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,365
your son's behavior
has been among the most egregious
759
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,010
I've seen at this school.
760
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,571
And I've been here a long time.
761
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,121
- Don't look a day over 90.
- (SNICKERS)
762
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,645
He terrorizes these students
763
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,003
to the point that they move
through my halls in fear.
764
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,640
School should not be
a palace of terror.
765
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,007
It should be a temple of learning.
766
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,925
If children do not feel safe,
how can they learn?
767
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,129
- They can't.
- She's asking me, Chipwich.
768
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,770
The only way to get through to Carl
769
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,082
is have him face the truth
of what he's done
770
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,851
and let him absorb it
in a meaningful way.
771
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,640
Do that, okay?
772
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,804
He can't just do it.
He needs to actively engage.
773
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,962
- Got any suggestions?
- Yeah.
774
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,891
He should apologize to my kid
and every other kid here.
775
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,529
- Individually. Like he means it.
- Oh, spare us the Wiener act.
776
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,889
Bullying is a vital part
of every ecosystem.
777
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,122
It teaches kids resilience.
778
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,169
The world is a rough place.
779
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,484
Bullying is like getting inoculated.
It's a vaccine.
780
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,330
And you, little shit,
781
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,842
you got to learn to stay away
from people like my son.
782
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,686
That's what you learn when you get
punched in the face by a bully.
783
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,367
How do you think Steve Jobs
turned out so great? Bullies.
784
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,842
And I guarantee Junior here
785
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,321
will be getting the hottest chicks
when he's 30
786
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,131
because he got bullied today.
787
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,850
You want your kid to peak now?
788
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:53,364
My kid will be picking up garbage
in an orange jumpsuit in ten years.
789
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,081
Your kid will be in med school
curing cancer and getting laid.
790
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,651
You're welcome.
791
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,291
What if I wanna cure cancer?
792
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,284
Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea
from your cell mate.
793
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,044
Spoken with love, son.
794
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,043
Home.
795
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,567
I am so proud of you, Dad.
796
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,361
Hey, congratulations, brother.
797
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,724
We lost him.
798
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,010
God, how? Stillbirth?
799
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,642
Carol. She kept him.
800
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:41,767
- He's not dead?
- No. Just a little less ours.
801
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,082
Sorry to hear that, man.
802
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:48,211
- Hey, you still got two on the way.
- I was supposed to have four.
803
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,850
I keep losing babies.
804
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,968
What if there was
a Russian satellite
805
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,804
that took out all the communication
in the world?
806
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,327
Poof! Two more babies gone.
807
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,648
Or if there was a mutant virus
that turned us all into zombies?
808
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,564
- That's a movie.
- Several movies.
809
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,563
So? It could happen.
810
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:06,441
See, babies change your perspective.
There's danger lurking everywhere.
811
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,807
Now, I'm gonna start
collecting survival gear.
812
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,601
Canned goods, medical stuff,
walkie-talkies, flashlights.
813
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,841
My motto?
814
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:18,125
"Prepare and prevent,
don't repair and repent."
815
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,931
- That's my motto.
- You can't own a motto, Kermit!
816
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,529
- Get him! Get him.
- He disappeared. What the heck?
817
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,290
He'll regenerate behind you
in two seconds.
818
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,410
- Turn around.
- Oh, no! He bit me in the back.
819
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,364
Oh, jerkface.
820
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,131
- So rude.
- Oh, man.
821
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,203
Yeah.
822
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,324
- I'm glad we could stay friends.
- Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
823
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,245
Do you wanna get a pizza?
824
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,846
I wish I could,
but I have a date tonight.
825
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,365
Got to go home and get cleaned up.
826
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,124
OK. Yeah.
Yeah, sure. No problem.
827
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,248
- But it was fun hanging out.
- Yeah.
828
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,765
High five.
829
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,281
- See you.
- I'll see you.
830
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,286
Hi. Hi.
831
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,126
Thanks.
832
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,489
No problem.
833
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,320
And so what have we learned?
834
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,687
Bullying is bad for society.
835
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,081
It hurts people
and makes them feel bad.
836
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:58,165
- It must be stopped.
- Very good.
837
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,681
Forgot my lunch.
838
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,888
Give me money.
839
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,522
Give me money, Chihuahua.
Come on, give me money.
840
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,642
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