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No, absolutely not.
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We're not gonna be showing
you a recap of last week
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because you were too busy.
Get the hell out of here.
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All right, all right, stop your whining.
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Fine, here you go.
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If you have a vagina, you're safe.
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Vagina Safe Zone.
-But...
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There's no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
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Who the hell starts a new school
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with three weeks left
in the school year?
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Fucking Satchel Boy.
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All right, well, you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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I know of no finer
candidate for West Point
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than Carl Gallagher.
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Damn right, you don't.
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Bitch, I'm not asking.
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So you're a lesbian?
-Yeah, I am.
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I can't do this again.
-Do what?
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Falling in love with a straight girl.
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It's too painful.
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Just go.
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What is this?
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Kids are working up a few ideas
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for if you do wind up in prison.
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Gay Jesus kids don't
want me to cop a plea.
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Want me to take it to trial,
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get as much publicity
for the cause as I can.
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Yeah, and what's your lawyer say?
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Could be looking at 10 to
15 if I don't take a deal.
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Holy shit, Mo.
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-You won.
-Mo White...
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You're a congressman again.
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My sister says you have my kid.
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Xan. I want her back.
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Do you want to stay with me here?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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Mom?
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I knew you'd come back for me.
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How do you listen to this crap?
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This is indie folk country.
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It's like if a bad hipster band
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smacked into a truck of cows.
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Well, switch it if you want.
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Isn't your code your birthday?
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Put it in the American
way or the right way?
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There. Irish, even.
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Little on the nose.
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What, like your accent?
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You know, U2 is the band
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most made love to in all of Ireland.
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Well, you're in America now, bitch.
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Need a lift to Patsy's?
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No, driving myself.
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I gotta take Ian to a
meeting with his lawyer.
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His plea hearing is tomorrow.
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He can't make his own way?
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To his lawyer or in life?
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Both.
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No.
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Grab you from Patsy's at 2:45, then.
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For what?
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The Hadid exhibition.
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The Ha-what?
-Zaha Hadid.
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First female architect
to win the Pritzker Prize.
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Blueprints haven't
been public until now?
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Shit, is that today?
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You fucking with me?
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You've been talking about
it nonstop for six months.
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Yeah, I'm fucking with
you. I'll meet you there.
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Tickets are for 3:30.
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If you're late, they won't let us in.
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And where is it?
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The Art Institute.
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That's in Canada, right?
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See you at 4:30.
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Fucking with you.
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What are you doing, Debs?
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Sanding a circle around my dip canister
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so I don't look like a poser.
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You are a poser.
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Jesus, how many more
dogs are down there, Carl?
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Just Rocco and Bernice,
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and she'll be dead by
the end of the week.
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Does anyone know what
cocktail attire is?
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It's a little early for cocktails,
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even for a Gallagher.
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It's a West Point mixer this afternoon.
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Says I need cocktail attire.
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Says it's a suit.
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Who goes to drink in a suit?
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Fuck, Fiona's almost here.
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What now?
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She wants to take me to my meeting.
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Don't do it.
-Bad idea.
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She thinks I should
take an insanity plea.
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Insanity?
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Yeah, bipolar. Off my meds.
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How long would you get for that?
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Lawyer thinks two years, plus probation.
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What are your other options?
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Well, I could plead guilty,
get a reduced sentence,
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five to ten years,
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or I could plead innocent...
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Well, what about that video
of you blowing up the van?
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...and they'll find me
guilty, so I get 10 to 20.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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What smells like dead dog?
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It's dead dog.
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I'm taking care of it.
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You ready?
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I told you, I don't need a ride.
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I'm taking Liam to
school, so it's on my way.
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Anybody else?
-I'm good.
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I'm headed to Patsy's,
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trying to make things work with Alex.
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Who's Alex?
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My girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend?
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You gay now?
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Yes.
-No.
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Okay.
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You two, let's go. Someone should wash
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a dish around here once in a while.
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Hey, buddy, have a good day.
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All right, well, ease up,
you drunks. Ladies first.
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Can I have a beer, V?
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Can I take off my coat first?
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Hands off, Tommy.
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Frank?
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Hey.
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Did you sleep here again?
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I-I drank a bit too.
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Two bucks?
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You drank two bucks' worth of booze?
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No, that's all that's left
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from the Mo White campaign fund.
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You Kevin Ball?
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You a health inspector?
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No.
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Jehovah's Witness?
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No.
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No.
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Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball.
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Alison de Marco,
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from the Women's Equality
and Empowerment March.
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We're very impressed with what
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you've been doing with Vagina Safe.
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We're looking to add a few men
to our list of march speakers,
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and as head of the
Vagina Safe initiative,
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you're at the top of our list.
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That dentist who bought your bike...
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Check didn't bounce, did it?
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No. Why?
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He totaled it already.
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Had to strip it for parts.
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Lip.
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A little help?
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What is it with these rich assholes
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who can't ride bikes?
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Whoa.
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Jesus, Toby.
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My bad, man.
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Price of victory, dude.
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Victory in what?
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I do a little street racing.
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Slid across the finish
line on my ass, but I won.
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Think you can fix it?
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Yeah. It's gonna take a while, though.
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No worries. I got a few backup bikes.
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What the hell?
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That's gonna take a while.
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Guess we go home.
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Yo. Come out to a race sometime.
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Never know where they
are until the hour before.
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I'll text you. All right.
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Mo White.
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More like "Mo lily-livered asshole."
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Wouldn't take me to Washington.
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Says I'm a political liability.
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So I-I misappropriated
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some campaign funds.
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He's a child molester, for fuck's sake.
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Frank.
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I'm gonna start a recall.
-Frank.
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I put him in there. I can take him out.
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Frank. Your piss is brown.
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Yeah.
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That is brown.
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For fuck's sake. Damn it.
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Frank?
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Kev?
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Fuck you, necktie piece of shit.
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Hey. You headed to the West Point thing?
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Yeah. What are you doing home?
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There's a power outage at work.
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You okay?
-Yeah.
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And Xan?
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Yeah.
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Is that Liam's clip-on?
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There you go.
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And... bam, you look good. -All right?
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Yo, I could stay back
and hang out if you want.
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No, no, I got a list of
things I wanted to do,
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but... go get yourself
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a spot at West Point, all right?
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, anybody home?
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Cool.
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Um, you didn't have
to order all this food.
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I wanted to.
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I'm not ready to give up on us just yet.
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I know I may be a new lesbian,
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but I think I can be pretty good at it.
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Sorry, you sound like Jasmine.
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Who's that?
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My second grade girlfriend,
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until I found out she was playing doctor
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with Ricardo Jimenez at naptime.
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What a bitch.
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Not as bad as Shawnte Watson, though.
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She would only closed-mouth kiss me
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while she would tongue-kiss
boys behind my back.
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Damn. Third grade girlfriend?
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Second grade still.
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No, third grade was, Ronnie Carson.
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She would, tell her mom
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we were getting married.
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Your body is rejecting your liver.
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I've been taking my medication.
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You've been on AssimiPro
since your transplant.
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After about five years,
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it can tend to lose its efficacy.
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I'm going to switch
you to Hepatocycline.
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Top of the line, just
approved by the FDA.
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Pretty much zero side effects.
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We'll start you on a
megadose and an IV right now,
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and then we'll send you
home with some pills.
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How much does that cost?
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With insurance, maybe 20 bucks a month.
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No insurance.
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You don't have insurance?
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Correct.
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Then you're looking
at two grand a month.
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-What? A month?
-Jesus.
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You could do the generic, Hepazone C...
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Been around since the '70s.
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How much is that?
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Around 30 bucks a month.
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Great, start me with a megadose of that,
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throw in some Vicodin,
and my interracial friends
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and myself will be on our way.
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I need to go over the
side effects with you
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before you decide that
Hepazone is right for you.
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I never met a drug I
didn't like, but hit me.
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Here we go.
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Sporadic blindness...
-Blindness?
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...paralysis of the face... Wow.
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...skin rashes, joint pain, hair loss,
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gout, insomnia, mouth ulcers,
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halitosis, degeneration of the gums,
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testicular soreness,
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severely heightened
emotional sensitivity...
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...and erectile dysfunction.
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His willy won't work?
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It's possible.
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No worries, Doc.
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No way my member won't march.
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I'll take the generic.
271
00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:28,049
Right, thanks for the ride.
272
00:12:28,052 --> 00:12:29,302
Sure.
273
00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:36,045
Where you going?
274
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,088
I got a couple minutes
before I gotta be at work.
275
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,167
Ha, no way. Absolutely not.
276
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,755
I'm not gonna even say anything.
277
00:12:41,757 --> 00:12:43,162
I'm just gonna listen.
278
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:44,663
Are you kidding me?
279
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:46,122
He is pleading insanity.
280
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,462
End of story.
-If he admits he's bipolar,
281
00:12:48,465 --> 00:12:50,885
suddenly our entire movement
is about mental illness.
282
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:53,042
So you want him to go
to prison for ten years?
283
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,546
He'll get less if he pleads guilty.
284
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:56,005
Excuse me.
-And even less
285
00:12:56,007 --> 00:12:57,216
if he pleads insanity.
286
00:12:57,219 --> 00:12:59,094
Hey.
287
00:13:00,507 --> 00:13:03,132
Does anyone wanna hear
what my lawyer has to say?
288
00:13:04,715 --> 00:13:06,709
Look, I know this judge.
289
00:13:06,712 --> 00:13:08,252
He understands...
-Excuse me.
290
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,963
If you make him plead insanity,
291
00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:11,412
you are putting lives at risk.
292
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,872
Kids all over the world
say Ian saved them.
293
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,755
He put his time in. Now you save 'em.
294
00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:17,296
They don't want Gay Mary Magdalene.
295
00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:18,380
They want gay Jesus.
296
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,421
Well, they can't have him.
297
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,672
He belongs to his family.
298
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,005
This is bigger than family.
299
00:13:22,007 --> 00:13:24,421
Nothing is bigger than family,
300
00:13:24,423 --> 00:13:27,409
and if you send my brother
to prison for one second
301
00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:29,630
longer than he needs to be there,
302
00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:33,423
I'm gonna torch a van
with your pixie ass in it.
303
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,646
Fuck.
304
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:22,715
What can I get for you?
305
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,255
Um, let me get a pack of Camels.
306
00:15:28,257 --> 00:15:30,823
Um... you know what?
307
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:33,451
Let me get a pack of
American Spirits too.
308
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,535
Some Marlboros.
309
00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:38,201
Some... some Winstons.
310
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,661
You know, throw some,
Dunhills in there
311
00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:42,871
and Pall Malls.
312
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:44,957
I'm thinking of changing brands.
313
00:15:51,004 --> 00:15:52,213
Thank you.
314
00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:56,922
Are all lesbians that dramatic?
315
00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:58,089
Where are you going?
316
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,797
-Leave me alone, Fiona.
-Ian...
317
00:15:59,799 --> 00:16:01,674
Stay out of it.
318
00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,586
So I think I'm gonna
319
00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:12,253
start my speech off with a joke.
320
00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:13,797
Needing a man to speak for women,
321
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:14,834
that's the joke.
322
00:16:14,837 --> 00:16:16,921
Giving us meds that stop working
323
00:16:16,924 --> 00:16:19,026
and then pricing us
out of the ones that do,
324
00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:21,006
that's the joke.
-Here we go.
325
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:22,049
Did you hear that doctor?
326
00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:23,462
She didn't even wanna tell me
327
00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,463
about the generic drug.
328
00:16:25,465 --> 00:16:28,920
Well, just like the great
slaves of the South...
329
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:30,463
Don't do that, man.
-All right, Frank,
330
00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:31,588
you need to stop right
there. That's enough.
331
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,755
...decades of forced labor
332
00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:34,463
in the fields have left us
333
00:16:34,465 --> 00:16:36,630
Kunta Kinte strong.
-Frank.
334
00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:39,221
Gonna take more than a few side effects
335
00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:40,964
to break our spirits.
336
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,465
Swing low, sweet chariot.
337
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:51,130
It's time for the field hands to rise.
338
00:16:51,132 --> 00:16:53,463
-I'm about to fuck you up.
-Wait, wait, wait, stop.
339
00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:54,771
What are you doing?
340
00:16:54,774 --> 00:16:57,462
What the fuck are you do...
Get your ass out of my face.
341
00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:58,922
Frank.
342
00:17:05,282 --> 00:17:06,546
Nothing.
343
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:11,130
I got nothing.
344
00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:21,662
I mean, we're high school juniors,
345
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,414
and she's still confused
about her sexuality?
346
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,081
Enjoy your lunch, you guys.
347
00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:28,922
I mean, how many times can
a heart get broken, you know?
348
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,838
I can't talk right now, Fiona.
349
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,214
Are you still at Patsy's?
350
00:17:34,216 --> 00:17:36,296
Never mind. I see you.
351
00:17:36,298 --> 00:17:37,505
What's going on?
352
00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:39,380
My brother's going to prison,
353
00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:41,548
and my sister's losing her shit.
354
00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:44,629
Hi. Hi.
355
00:17:44,632 --> 00:17:46,214
Alex. She's cute.
356
00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:48,047
-Can I borrow her for a sec?
-Yeah.
357
00:17:48,049 --> 00:17:49,507
Come on.
358
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:52,964
I think it's time for an intervention.
359
00:17:52,966 --> 00:17:55,338
Why doesn't anyone accept
the fact that I'm gay?
360
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,115
No, not you, Ian.
361
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,671
That bitch Geneva got in his head.
362
00:17:58,674 --> 00:18:00,815
I think he's considering
not taking a plea deal.
363
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,505
-How do you know?
-I was there.
364
00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:03,797
You went into his lawyer meeting?
365
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,588
That-that's what "I was there" means.
366
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,047
Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on him
367
00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:08,674
and tell him what he's supposed to do.
368
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,130
"Going Fiona" is not a thing.
369
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,922
Trust me. It's a thing.
370
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,089
Where is he now?
371
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:15,338
I don't know. He took off.
372
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,482
He's not answering calls or texts.
373
00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:20,255
He's a grown man, Fiona.
374
00:18:20,257 --> 00:18:22,505
Sounds like he doesn't
want to talk to you.
375
00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:24,755
Might be time to let go.
376
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,797
Will you be called to make sacrifices?
377
00:18:55,799 --> 00:18:58,463
Yes, but the pride you'll earn
378
00:18:58,465 --> 00:19:00,005
in service to this country
379
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:02,588
will outweigh the loss you may sustain
380
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:05,465
at the hands of our nation's foes.
381
00:19:06,174 --> 00:19:09,797
Enjoy the food, and with any luck,
382
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:13,089
we'll be buried side by
side at Arlington one day.
383
00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:22,797
Want a little spice in your punch?
384
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:24,380
What?
385
00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:26,130
Absinthe.
386
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,505
Sure.
387
00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:32,964
-I'm Kelly.
-Carl.
388
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:34,922
Are you a candidate for West Point?
389
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,047
Am I one of these pussies? No.
390
00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:39,255
Annapolis-bound, much to the chagrin
391
00:19:39,257 --> 00:19:40,812
of Old Iron Legs there.
392
00:19:40,815 --> 00:19:42,172
Major Keefe?
393
00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:43,588
He's my dad.
394
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,172
Is that a clip-on tie?
395
00:19:45,174 --> 00:19:47,797
Yeah. I don't know
how to tie a real one.
396
00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:49,406
No shit.
397
00:19:50,429 --> 00:19:52,421
-Well, that's interesting.
-Kelly.
398
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,465
-Hi.
-Hi.
399
00:19:54,468 --> 00:19:55,925
What's your name?
400
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,462
Jackson Ehrenreich.
401
00:19:57,465 --> 00:19:59,964
We met at the cotillion,
402
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,880
fooled around a bit in the coat check.
403
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,507
My dick sort of...
bent hard to the left.
404
00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:09,255
Yikes.
405
00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:10,593
Jacob, was it?
406
00:20:10,596 --> 00:20:11,838
Jackson.
407
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,937
-Ehrenreich.
-Right.
408
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,021
That's a different Kelly.
409
00:20:14,024 --> 00:20:16,046
I think I saw her in
the map room earlier.
410
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,380
Straight down that way,
then a hard to the left.
411
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,132
Douchebag.
412
00:20:22,135 --> 00:20:23,927
I was barely conscious.
413
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,713
Let's go sample Daddy
Dearest's scotch collection.
414
00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:30,713
And I'm proud to defend you women
415
00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:32,367
and all the women of Chicago
416
00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:34,672
against the scourge on society
417
00:20:34,674 --> 00:20:36,755
that is the clueless man.
418
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,922
# TimesUp, my sisters.
419
00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:42,047
And #MeToo. What do you think?
420
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,505
You hard, Kermit?
421
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:44,838
Yup.
422
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,838
-Tommy?
-Yeah.
423
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,546
Great.
424
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,588
You two assholes have stiffies,
425
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,531
and little Frank is turtling.
426
00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:54,045
Maybe that's 'cause you're watching porn
427
00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:57,089
with Kermit and Tommy. The usual, Libby?
428
00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,982
-It's a workday, ain't it?
-Turn that porn off.
429
00:20:58,984 --> 00:21:01,172
We're gonna have to lower
our own Vagina Safe rating.
430
00:21:01,174 --> 00:21:03,463
Are my eyelids moving?
431
00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:05,992
I think my face is paralyzed.
432
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:10,254
Did you just gargle
with rubbing alcohol?
433
00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:12,281
Yeah. If you had the dick in your mouth
434
00:21:12,284 --> 00:21:14,741
that I just had in mine, you would too.
435
00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:19,051
Hey, Libby... I'm off-duty.
436
00:21:19,054 --> 00:21:22,011
Pay off-duty rates.
437
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,364
Let's get this over with.
438
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,380
Coming.
439
00:21:34,382 --> 00:21:36,296
Hi, Mr. Milkovich.
440
00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:38,797
Mickey's in Mexico.
Fuck off, rectum boy.
441
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,296
I'm not here to see Mickey.
442
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,546
I'm here to see you.
443
00:21:41,548 --> 00:21:43,172
What, you trying to faggify all of us?
444
00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:45,588
You don't faggify
people. That's not how...
445
00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:47,672
How much time'd you do in the pen?
446
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,588
Eighteen years, on and off.
447
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:50,797
How bad was it?
448
00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:52,880
Depends on your definition of bad.
449
00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:55,755
Mouth-and ass-rapings...
Which you'd probably enjoy...
450
00:21:55,757 --> 00:21:57,505
Beatings by the guards, food sucked...
451
00:21:57,507 --> 00:21:58,922
You were mouth-and ass-raped?
452
00:21:58,924 --> 00:22:00,520
You kidding? I did the raping.
453
00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:02,338
Milkoviches don't bottom.
454
00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:04,172
Was Mickey adopted?
455
00:22:04,174 --> 00:22:05,421
Fuck off, Gallagher.
456
00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:07,172
Okay, rapings...
457
00:22:07,174 --> 00:22:08,922
food, guards... I can handle that shit.
458
00:22:08,924 --> 00:22:10,005
I just need to know if...
459
00:22:10,007 --> 00:22:12,320
Anyone can handle that shit.
460
00:22:12,323 --> 00:22:14,638
It's the boredom that'll kill you.
461
00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:16,838
Starts out, you're figuring
out your surroundings.
462
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,713
Then the day-to-day sets in.
463
00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:20,797
Start reading books, lifting weights,
464
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,130
fuck a few of the
pussy boys in the yard,
465
00:22:23,132 --> 00:22:25,667
but you're in the same
place with the same assholes,
466
00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:28,171
doing the same shit
every second of every hour
467
00:22:28,174 --> 00:22:30,761
of every day of every goddamned year.
468
00:22:32,429 --> 00:22:35,262
I was you, I'd pack my shit and run.
469
00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:45,296
Hi, Satchel Boy.
470
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,588
What do you want, Sissy?
471
00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:48,305
Just wondering how your day was.
472
00:22:48,308 --> 00:22:49,840
Todd?
473
00:22:50,465 --> 00:22:52,130
Todd?
474
00:22:52,132 --> 00:22:53,755
Shut up.
475
00:22:53,757 --> 00:22:55,755
I'm just-just trying to be friendly.
476
00:22:57,132 --> 00:22:58,844
My day was fine.
477
00:22:58,847 --> 00:23:00,672
Good, good.
478
00:23:13,632 --> 00:23:15,172
Don't-don't stop.
479
00:23:15,174 --> 00:23:17,191
I'm starting to feel something.
480
00:23:18,257 --> 00:23:20,172
Fuck this.
481
00:23:20,174 --> 00:23:22,380
I gotta stop.
482
00:23:22,382 --> 00:23:24,755
Why?
483
00:23:24,757 --> 00:23:26,421
Because my neck is killing me,
484
00:23:26,423 --> 00:23:28,987
my-my knees are hurting...
485
00:23:32,966 --> 00:23:34,245
God.
486
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,380
Just give me a few
minutes. We'll go again.
487
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:40,505
No, it's a side effect of my liver meds.
488
00:23:40,507 --> 00:23:42,847
Damn.
489
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:45,389
It's generic.
490
00:23:45,392 --> 00:23:47,932
I can't afford the brand name.
491
00:23:47,935 --> 00:23:50,558
Here.
492
00:23:50,561 --> 00:23:52,587
No, no, no. I-I... You keep it.
493
00:23:52,590 --> 00:23:54,050
I didn't get the job done.
494
00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:56,010
No, take it.
495
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,261
Wanna have sex?
496
00:24:20,264 --> 00:24:21,600
Easy answer, yes,
497
00:24:21,603 --> 00:24:24,545
but Kev made me sign
some form that I wouldn't
498
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,130
fuck anyone who's too
drunk to provide consent.
499
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,102
Who's Kev?
500
00:24:28,105 --> 00:24:30,004
He's the Vagina Safe guy.
501
00:24:30,007 --> 00:24:34,505
Tell Kev I can keep my own vagina safe.
502
00:24:45,507 --> 00:24:46,966
Kelly?
503
00:24:49,257 --> 00:24:50,966
Was that a yes?
504
00:24:52,465 --> 00:24:54,091
Ian?
505
00:24:57,174 --> 00:24:58,799
Ian.
506
00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:28,380
Fuck me.
507
00:25:28,382 --> 00:25:29,757
Ian?
508
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,587
-Hey.
-Hey.
509
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:34,964
I've been texting you.
510
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,089
There's a power outage at work.
511
00:25:36,091 --> 00:25:37,463
I went for a run. What's up?
512
00:25:37,465 --> 00:25:38,737
We gotta go find Ian.
513
00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:41,838
He jumped bail. I think he's
skipping out on his hearing.
514
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,261
How do you figure?
515
00:25:43,264 --> 00:25:45,130
He dyed his hair and
his drawers are empty.
516
00:25:45,132 --> 00:25:47,922
Bus station or train
station? Which one you want?
517
00:25:47,924 --> 00:25:51,380
Neither.
518
00:25:51,382 --> 00:25:53,005
Sounds like he doesn't want to be found.
519
00:25:53,007 --> 00:25:55,296
I don't care if he wants to be found.
520
00:25:55,298 --> 00:25:57,338
He's a fugitive, and he's our brother.
521
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:59,656
He gets caught like this,
he's gonna get sent away
522
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,880
for way longer than ten years.
523
00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:03,296
You're okay with him risking that?
524
00:26:03,298 --> 00:26:04,672
No, I'm not okay with that,
525
00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:06,519
but it's not up to me.
526
00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:08,129
He's an adult. He made a decision.
527
00:26:08,132 --> 00:26:09,713
It's the wrong decision.
528
00:26:09,715 --> 00:26:11,922
Did you go all Fiona on him?
529
00:26:11,924 --> 00:26:13,672
That is not a thing.
530
00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:15,925
Look, if you push someone
too hard in one direction,
531
00:26:15,928 --> 00:26:17,676
they're just gonna
run three times faster
532
00:26:17,679 --> 00:26:20,213
-in the other direction.
-Or you can shove them so hard
533
00:26:20,216 --> 00:26:22,336
in the right direction
that they do what's right.
534
00:26:22,339 --> 00:26:24,542
That's why it's called
the right direction.
535
00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:26,917
So bus station or train station?
536
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,084
Neither.
537
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,713
Fine.
538
00:26:38,548 --> 00:26:40,894
And I think that, like,
make sure we're stapling them
539
00:26:40,897 --> 00:26:42,509
really tight, 'cause
remember at the last rally
540
00:26:42,511 --> 00:26:44,296
when they all fell off? Yeah.
541
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,338
No, that's how we
learned to not use glue.
542
00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:48,546
Okay, this is all looking
really, really good.
543
00:26:48,548 --> 00:26:50,097
Make sure that we're stapling it on...
544
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,602
Everyone not
speaking at the march,
545
00:26:52,605 --> 00:26:53,838
take a break.
546
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,417
We need the room for rehearsal.
547
00:26:56,420 --> 00:27:01,370
Women, I would like to welcome
our newest speaker, Kevin Ball,
548
00:27:01,373 --> 00:27:02,663
and his partner, Veronica.
549
00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:04,504
-Welcome, guys. Hi.
-Hello.
550
00:27:04,507 --> 00:27:06,255
Kevin, glad to have
551
00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,964
a man on board who understands
the dangers we women face.
552
00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:11,257
Honored to be a part of the sisterhood.
553
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:15,046
Now, audiences at these marches
554
00:27:15,049 --> 00:27:16,755
have zero attention span,
555
00:27:16,757 --> 00:27:19,386
so we've gotta keep this ship moving.
556
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,837
Let's run a cue-to-cue.
557
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,797
Order's right there. Stage one.
558
00:27:23,799 --> 00:27:25,838
Each of you stand, give the first
559
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,338
and last lines of your speech
560
00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:30,672
so the next person knows
when it's her... or his...
561
00:27:30,675 --> 00:27:31,922
Turn to speak.
562
00:27:31,924 --> 00:27:34,132
Charisma, what's your first line?
563
00:27:37,507 --> 00:27:39,355
Twelve years ago, I was gang-raped
564
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,564
in a bathroom
565
00:27:40,567 --> 00:27:43,295
near the level two
east concession stand.
566
00:27:43,298 --> 00:27:44,755
And last line.
567
00:27:44,757 --> 00:27:46,463
With my family's support,
568
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,630
I can finally get out of
bed during football season.
569
00:27:49,632 --> 00:27:53,206
Applause, applause, applause.
Loyola, that's your cue.
570
00:27:53,209 --> 00:27:56,838
When I was 16, I woke up
in an alley on my birthday.
571
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,463
Blah, blah, blah.
572
00:28:00,701 --> 00:28:02,338
I'm a stronger woman now,
573
00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:04,964
and I can finally defecate pain-free.
574
00:28:04,967 --> 00:28:07,953
I got my first abortion when I was 14.
575
00:28:07,956 --> 00:28:10,823
I was sex-trafficked at the age of six.
576
00:28:10,826 --> 00:28:13,129
I was 13 when I was circumcised.
577
00:28:13,132 --> 00:28:15,316
I just want my clitoris back.
578
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,734
Fuck men.
579
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,818
Fuck 'em up the ass.
580
00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:20,319
Fuck all of them.
581
00:28:21,698 --> 00:28:23,254
So, Kevin, when you hear,
582
00:28:23,257 --> 00:28:25,546
"Fuck men. Fuck them up
the ass. Fuck all of them,"
583
00:28:25,548 --> 00:28:27,588
that's when you go.
584
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:34,903
Okay, 3:30 group, you can go in now.
585
00:28:36,246 --> 00:28:38,004
Sir, I'm sorry.
586
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,089
Everyone in this group has to go in now.
587
00:28:40,091 --> 00:28:41,505
I'm just waiting for someone.
588
00:28:41,507 --> 00:28:43,683
Is there any way we can
go in the next group?
589
00:28:43,686 --> 00:28:46,796
It's now or never. Sorry.
590
00:28:49,014 --> 00:28:50,539
Come right this way.
591
00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:52,630
Step on, step ahead.
592
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:36,128
Fuck.
593
00:29:37,847 --> 00:29:39,130
Fuck.
594
00:30:02,924 --> 00:30:04,925
Hey. What are you doing?
595
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,380
How long are you gonna be in here?
596
00:30:06,382 --> 00:30:07,784
I need to wash my junk.
597
00:30:07,787 --> 00:30:08,755
What, like now?
598
00:30:08,757 --> 00:30:10,296
Like ten minutes ago.
599
00:30:10,298 --> 00:30:12,130
I think I had sex with a trashy girl.
600
00:30:12,132 --> 00:30:13,380
What do you mean you think?
601
00:30:13,382 --> 00:30:15,534
It was dark. Couldn't tell.
602
00:30:15,537 --> 00:30:16,880
How trashy we talking?
603
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:19,338
Pretty trashy.
604
00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:21,130
Should've heard these women's stories.
605
00:30:21,132 --> 00:30:23,320
Rapes, beatings... I had no idea.
606
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,630
If you had no idea, you've been
607
00:30:24,632 --> 00:30:26,296
walking around with blinders on.
608
00:30:26,298 --> 00:30:27,630
Do you know how many times a day
609
00:30:27,632 --> 00:30:29,630
a guy touches me inappropriately?
610
00:30:29,632 --> 00:30:31,964
Hell, some asshole on the L yesterday
611
00:30:31,966 --> 00:30:33,255
stuck his nose in my cooch,
612
00:30:33,257 --> 00:30:35,047
-said he lost his balance.
-What?
613
00:30:35,049 --> 00:30:36,463
Yeah. A guy pulled
614
00:30:36,465 --> 00:30:38,338
my dress off my shoulder
at a club Saturday.
615
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:39,566
Licked my nipple.
616
00:30:39,569 --> 00:30:41,130
Never seen him before in my life.
617
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:42,871
-Jesus.
-I won't get
618
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,796
on an escalator if I'm wearing a skirt.
619
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,214
I wear a wedding ring everywhere
620
00:30:46,216 --> 00:30:47,987
to keep the assholes from bothering me.
621
00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:50,696
All right, we get it. Christ.
622
00:30:50,699 --> 00:30:52,097
I'm sorry.
623
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,963
Is this stuff making
you boys uncomfortable?
624
00:30:54,966 --> 00:30:56,507
Welcome to womanhood.
625
00:31:01,512 --> 00:31:02,758
What the hell is this?
626
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:03,987
My phone?
627
00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:05,664
Did you film yourself fucking me
628
00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:06,868
while I was passed out?
629
00:31:06,871 --> 00:31:08,921
I filmed myself not
fucking you as proof.
630
00:31:08,924 --> 00:31:10,047
Proof of what?
631
00:31:10,049 --> 00:31:11,130
Not fucking you.
632
00:31:11,132 --> 00:31:12,838
You lying piece of shit.
633
00:31:15,298 --> 00:31:16,755
Why didn't you just leave me here?
634
00:31:16,757 --> 00:31:18,172
I didn't want you to
choke on your own puke.
635
00:31:18,174 --> 00:31:20,630
Bullshit.
636
00:31:20,632 --> 00:31:21,784
You're just like
637
00:31:21,787 --> 00:31:24,089
those rich pricks
downstairs who think girls
638
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,421
are their personal fuck toys.
639
00:31:26,423 --> 00:31:28,880
Your clip-on tie is
gonna hurt way worse
640
00:31:28,882 --> 00:31:32,005
than a real one when
I shove it 12...
641
00:31:48,838 --> 00:31:50,612
What's going on?
642
00:32:28,512 --> 00:32:30,095
You got a knife?
643
00:32:38,966 --> 00:32:40,546
What are you doing?
644
00:32:40,548 --> 00:32:42,380
Electroshock therapy.
645
00:32:42,382 --> 00:32:43,862
I saw it on TV.
646
00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:46,488
It works. There are studies.
647
00:32:46,491 --> 00:32:48,199
Come here.
648
00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:53,296
Rich people pay a lot of
money for expensive paddles.
649
00:32:53,298 --> 00:32:55,298
We're doing it the Gallagher way.
650
00:32:58,924 --> 00:33:02,089
When I tell you, you plug that in.
651
00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:03,148
Wait.
652
00:33:03,151 --> 00:33:04,591
Wait, wait.
653
00:33:11,007 --> 00:33:12,612
Here.
654
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:15,657
Put these on. The
rubber will protect you.
655
00:33:17,632 --> 00:33:20,727
And, turn around.
656
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:22,922
No boy should see his father like this.
657
00:33:22,924 --> 00:33:25,055
Ready? Do it.
658
00:33:25,058 --> 00:33:26,130
Really?
659
00:33:26,132 --> 00:33:27,847
What, did I stutter? I said...
660
00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:40,838
Should we start this thing?
661
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,880
Well, is there anyone else coming or...
662
00:33:42,882 --> 00:33:44,797
It's the afternoon.
663
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:47,047
Maybe everyone's stuck at work.
664
00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:49,439
Yeah, we're a bunch of alcoholics.
665
00:33:49,442 --> 00:33:52,630
What's the likelihood of
us all holding down jobs?
666
00:33:52,632 --> 00:33:54,885
Shorter meeting would be better anyway.
667
00:33:54,888 --> 00:33:56,344
Need to get to a gig.
668
00:33:56,347 --> 00:33:57,845
What do you do?
669
00:33:57,848 --> 00:33:59,296
I'm a sober companion.
670
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,296
A what?
671
00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:02,338
I'm a babysitter for drunks.
672
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,047
If an addict has something coming up
673
00:34:04,049 --> 00:34:05,380
need to stay sober for,
674
00:34:05,382 --> 00:34:07,296
I keep them away from the booze.
675
00:34:07,298 --> 00:34:08,797
They pay you?
676
00:34:08,799 --> 00:34:10,922
I'm getting 100 bucks
to keep some teacher dry
677
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,797
before an annual review.
678
00:34:12,799 --> 00:34:14,214
I got five grand
679
00:34:14,216 --> 00:34:15,885
to keep a prep school quarterback
680
00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:17,674
sober during recruitment season.
681
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,047
Anyway,
682
00:34:22,049 --> 00:34:24,752
should we review the
steps and get out of Dodge?
683
00:34:24,755 --> 00:34:26,205
Yeah, let's do it.
684
00:34:29,674 --> 00:34:32,922
I swore, I swore,
685
00:34:32,924 --> 00:34:35,797
I wouldn't take her back again, and...
686
00:34:35,799 --> 00:34:37,885
after I took her back the third time...
687
00:34:37,888 --> 00:34:39,080
Debbie?
688
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,664
Did you hear anything I just said?
689
00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:42,165
Yeah.
690
00:34:42,168 --> 00:34:44,827
-No.
-Jesus.
691
00:34:44,830 --> 00:34:46,236
I'm sorry.
692
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,505
We've just been sitting
here for eight hours.
693
00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:50,314
I don't like talking about my feelings.
694
00:34:50,317 --> 00:34:53,462
It's called lesbianism,
Debbie. It's what we do.
695
00:34:53,465 --> 00:34:55,585
I thought sex with women
is what lesbians do.
696
00:34:55,588 --> 00:34:57,483
Yeah, and you're bad at that too.
697
00:34:58,715 --> 00:35:01,214
So do you guys wanna
hear the dinner specials?
698
00:35:01,216 --> 00:35:03,330
No, we do not. Thanks.
699
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:04,630
Come on, Franny.
700
00:35:04,632 --> 00:35:06,588
Are you kidding me?
701
00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:08,296
I'm supposed to pay for all this food
702
00:35:08,298 --> 00:35:09,635
-we ate?
-I don't know.
703
00:35:09,638 --> 00:35:10,878
Why don't you spend the next eight hours
704
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,044
talking it over with yourself
705
00:35:12,047 --> 00:35:13,589
and let me know what you decide?
706
00:35:15,423 --> 00:35:17,340
You make me want cock again.
707
00:35:21,257 --> 00:35:23,047
Hi.
708
00:35:23,049 --> 00:35:24,619
How were the blueprints?
709
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:25,924
I don't know.
710
00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:28,210
Couldn't see anything
through my blinding rage.
711
00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,338
I'm so sorry. Ian went AWOL
712
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:32,283
-after his lawyer meeting, and...
-And?
713
00:35:32,286 --> 00:35:33,880
Well, I had to go look for him.
714
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,505
Why?
715
00:35:35,507 --> 00:35:36,546
What do you mean why?
716
00:35:36,548 --> 00:35:38,296
Because he's my brother.
717
00:35:38,298 --> 00:35:40,047
Your adult brother.
718
00:35:40,049 --> 00:35:41,752
He's not your responsibility, Fiona.
719
00:35:41,755 --> 00:35:43,269
The only responsibility you had today
720
00:35:43,272 --> 00:35:45,239
was to come to an architecture exhibit
721
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:47,504
that I bought tickets to six months ago.
722
00:35:47,507 --> 00:35:49,255
That was your responsibility.
723
00:35:49,257 --> 00:35:52,047
You're gonna lecture
me about responsibility,
724
00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:54,047
Mr. Lone Wolf, "I never loved anything
725
00:35:54,049 --> 00:35:56,797
that didn't involve reclaimed wood"?
726
00:35:56,799 --> 00:35:58,797
You don't have brothers or sisters.
727
00:35:58,799 --> 00:36:01,089
You left your mother in Ireland.
728
00:36:01,091 --> 00:36:03,380
You fathered children all over the world
729
00:36:03,382 --> 00:36:06,505
that you seemingly feel no
obligation to take care of,
730
00:36:06,507 --> 00:36:07,797
so when in your life
731
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,421
have you ever felt responsibility
732
00:36:09,423 --> 00:36:10,778
-to anyone?
-Now.
733
00:36:10,781 --> 00:36:12,732
-Yeah, to who?
-To you.
734
00:36:15,386 --> 00:36:17,587
You've got a few first-degree burns
735
00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:19,130
in your scrotal and penile regions
736
00:36:19,132 --> 00:36:22,497
but no permanent damage
to the twig and/or berries.
737
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,755
We're gonna keep you
overnight, just to monitor
738
00:36:24,757 --> 00:36:26,089
for any irregularities
of your heartbeat,
739
00:36:26,091 --> 00:36:27,546
but you should be able
to go home tomorrow.
740
00:36:27,548 --> 00:36:29,047
Thanks, Doctor.
741
00:36:29,049 --> 00:36:31,208
Thanks for nothing.
742
00:36:31,211 --> 00:36:34,543
My dick's not only soft. It's charred.
743
00:36:34,546 --> 00:36:37,711
Looks like a Fourth of
July barbecue down there.
744
00:36:37,714 --> 00:36:39,629
You better get your
shit together, Frank.
745
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,047
Kev and I are not gonna spend our lives
746
00:36:41,049 --> 00:36:42,546
running you back and
forth to the hospital
747
00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,672
every time Liam calls...
Not for your liver
748
00:36:44,674 --> 00:36:46,544
and definitely not for your penis.
749
00:36:46,547 --> 00:36:49,796
Don't blame me. Blame the aristocracy.
750
00:36:49,799 --> 00:36:52,964
Poor people have sex,
Veronica, a lot of it,
751
00:36:52,966 --> 00:36:55,172
because you know why? It's free.
752
00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:57,301
You pay for movies. You pay for beer...
753
00:36:57,304 --> 00:36:59,005
-You don't pay for beer.
-...but if you're
754
00:36:59,007 --> 00:37:01,036
a halfway decent-looking person,
755
00:37:01,039 --> 00:37:03,588
you can get laid, but the aristocracy
756
00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:05,970
doesn't want poor people getting laid
757
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,588
because that means more
poor people being born,
758
00:37:08,590 --> 00:37:10,583
so they take our erections.
759
00:37:10,586 --> 00:37:13,003
They jack up the prices
of the drugs that work
760
00:37:13,006 --> 00:37:15,379
and push us into drugs
that steal our manhood.
761
00:37:15,382 --> 00:37:17,372
An erection does not make a man.
762
00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:19,289
Making good choices makes a man,
763
00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:20,526
and right now, you have to choose
764
00:37:20,528 --> 00:37:22,200
between your penis and your liver,
765
00:37:22,203 --> 00:37:24,572
and, Frank, make the right choice.
766
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,255
Come on, baby.
767
00:37:45,047 --> 00:37:47,047
Lesbianism fucking sucks.
768
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:50,757
Why is there a lamp on the floor?
769
00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:56,152
Women fucking suck.
770
00:37:57,966 --> 00:38:00,757
Why does it smell like
burnt human in here?
771
00:38:06,715 --> 00:38:08,672
Hi, Satchel Boy.
772
00:38:08,674 --> 00:38:10,713
Sissy?
773
00:38:10,715 --> 00:38:13,380
What are you doing here?
774
00:38:13,382 --> 00:38:15,338
Moving in.
775
00:38:15,340 --> 00:38:16,419
Um, why?
776
00:38:16,422 --> 00:38:17,377
'Cause you need to provide
777
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,963
for your family, asshole.
778
00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:20,590
Why?
779
00:38:22,001 --> 00:38:23,653
I'm pregnant.
780
00:38:32,023 --> 00:38:33,513
She doesn't even look pregnant.
781
00:38:33,516 --> 00:38:34,797
Well, she took a pregnancy test.
782
00:38:34,799 --> 00:38:36,278
She's definitely pregnant.
783
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:38,255
And you guys are sure
you actually had sex?
784
00:38:38,257 --> 00:38:39,966
No.
785
00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:42,005
When did this happen?
786
00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:42,964
Today.
787
00:38:42,966 --> 00:38:44,122
Today?
788
00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:46,213
Then it can't be yours, right?
789
00:38:46,216 --> 00:38:47,426
No.
790
00:38:47,429 --> 00:38:48,844
It's not yours, Liam.
791
00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:50,296
What should we do?
792
00:38:50,298 --> 00:38:51,338
Throw her out.
793
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:52,546
She could be armed.
794
00:38:52,548 --> 00:38:54,296
She's definitely armed.
795
00:38:56,382 --> 00:38:58,942
I say we wait until Lip comes back.
796
00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:00,754
-What are you doing now?
-I gotta get
797
00:39:00,757 --> 00:39:02,296
the rest of the dead
dogs out of the basement.
798
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,380
Could you watch Franny
for me? I got stuff to do.
799
00:39:04,382 --> 00:39:06,176
-Lesbian stuff?
-Fuck off.
800
00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:07,386
And hey, keep an eye on them.
801
00:39:07,389 --> 00:39:08,797
Make sure they don't bone anymore.
802
00:39:08,799 --> 00:39:10,380
Hey, Satchel Boy, come rub
803
00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:11,997
your baby mama's feet.
804
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,357
What do I do?
805
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,527
Pfft. Dude, I'd go rub her feet.
806
00:39:21,696 --> 00:39:23,629
Where are your pie-eating buddies?
807
00:39:23,632 --> 00:39:26,047
I'm, flying solo tonight.
808
00:39:27,382 --> 00:39:29,616
You wanna change things up?
809
00:39:29,619 --> 00:39:32,089
You know, maybe try some Jell-O instead?
810
00:39:32,091 --> 00:39:35,130
No. Pie-pie's good.
811
00:39:35,132 --> 00:39:36,630
Thank you.
812
00:39:44,283 --> 00:39:46,804
_
813
00:39:52,882 --> 00:39:54,755
You guys have a kid too.
814
00:39:54,757 --> 00:39:56,713
We should have a playdate sometime.
815
00:39:56,715 --> 00:39:58,380
-Sorry?
-Who are you?
816
00:39:58,382 --> 00:39:59,588
I'm Debbie.
817
00:39:59,590 --> 00:40:01,769
Gallagher? Fiona's sister?
818
00:40:01,772 --> 00:40:03,380
Right, hi.
819
00:40:03,382 --> 00:40:04,527
Yeah?
820
00:40:04,530 --> 00:40:06,380
So...
821
00:40:06,382 --> 00:40:08,880
How did you guys know
that you were lesbians?
822
00:40:08,882 --> 00:40:10,630
-Really?
-Wow.
823
00:40:10,632 --> 00:40:12,380
Jesus Christ.
824
00:40:12,382 --> 00:40:14,038
You're a lesbian?
825
00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:15,747
What are all those keys for?
826
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,172
I don't know.
827
00:40:17,174 --> 00:40:19,005
So confusing.
828
00:40:19,007 --> 00:40:21,797
What is confusing about
it? You either like girls,
829
00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:22,811
or you don't.
830
00:40:22,814 --> 00:40:24,046
I thought I did,
831
00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,991
-but Alex...
-Who's Alex?
832
00:40:25,994 --> 00:40:27,587
My ex-girlfriend.
833
00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:29,546
She says I'm bad at lesbianism.
834
00:40:29,549 --> 00:40:31,173
-That's... okay...
-I don't even know
835
00:40:31,176 --> 00:40:32,796
what that means.
836
00:40:32,799 --> 00:40:34,505
All right.
837
00:40:34,508 --> 00:40:36,424
-Look at me.
-Here we go.
838
00:40:40,298 --> 00:40:42,880
Are you thinking about
my pussy right now?
839
00:40:42,882 --> 00:40:44,819
I wasn't, but...
840
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,089
You like that?
841
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,288
Then that's all the
lesbian you need to be.
842
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,421
She means you like what you like,
843
00:41:08,423 --> 00:41:11,139
and none of the rest
of it matters, okay?
844
00:41:38,298 --> 00:41:39,799
The fuck?
845
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,505
-Hey.
-Jesus.
846
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:49,855
Please don't hurt me.
847
00:41:49,858 --> 00:41:51,799
I'm not gonna hurt you.
848
00:41:53,049 --> 00:41:54,755
What are you burying?
849
00:41:54,757 --> 00:41:56,007
Dog.
850
00:41:57,340 --> 00:42:00,089
So this is where you live?
851
00:42:00,091 --> 00:42:02,255
Yeah, how'd you find me?
852
00:42:02,257 --> 00:42:04,214
Looked you up in the candidate roster.
853
00:42:04,216 --> 00:42:06,713
-Cute house.
-Not really.
854
00:42:06,715 --> 00:42:09,296
I watched the video on your phone.
855
00:42:09,299 --> 00:42:11,213
How'd you find the password?
856
00:42:11,216 --> 00:42:13,130
Maybe don't use your house number.
857
00:42:13,132 --> 00:42:16,421
Well, how else am I supposed
to remember where I live?
858
00:42:16,423 --> 00:42:19,092
You definitely had sex with
some girl and filmed it,
859
00:42:19,095 --> 00:42:20,797
but it wasn't me.
860
00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,838
That was my ex, Kassidi.
861
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,338
So you're single?
862
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:26,257
Yeah?
863
00:42:33,381 --> 00:42:35,963
You're an officer and a gentleman,
864
00:42:35,966 --> 00:42:37,630
Carl Gallagher.
865
00:42:45,091 --> 00:42:47,797
Ho-ho, shit.
866
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,172
Look who showed up.
867
00:42:49,174 --> 00:42:50,338
-What's going on, man?
-What up?
868
00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:51,713
-How you doing?
-Hey, Billy,
869
00:42:51,715 --> 00:42:53,960
let me get that jacket.
870
00:42:53,963 --> 00:42:56,671
I know you didn't come
here to watch, did you?
871
00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:59,475
Wait right over there, by that bike.
872
00:43:06,298 --> 00:43:07,672
Ready?
873
00:43:07,803 --> 00:43:08,880
Ready?
874
00:43:27,921 --> 00:43:30,089
What are you doing?
875
00:43:30,091 --> 00:43:32,005
The girls couldn't sleep.
876
00:43:32,007 --> 00:43:34,214
Don't you have to finish your speech?
877
00:43:34,216 --> 00:43:37,421
Yeah, I'm gonna tell
them I'm not gonna do it.
878
00:43:37,423 --> 00:43:39,089
Nothing I can say is gonna mean as much
879
00:43:39,091 --> 00:43:40,755
as what they have to say.
880
00:43:40,757 --> 00:43:42,546
You think?
881
00:43:42,548 --> 00:43:45,091
I wanna hug all women...
882
00:43:49,382 --> 00:43:53,505
...all of them, everywhere I see them,
883
00:43:53,507 --> 00:43:55,672
to apologize.
884
00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:58,588
A random hug from a giant white stranger
885
00:43:58,590 --> 00:44:00,505
ain't gonna make us
feel any more comfortable
886
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,405
about men.
887
00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:06,712
You gotta go balls to the
wall to that red building,
888
00:44:06,715 --> 00:44:08,380
but then you gotta roll
off the throttle quick.
889
00:44:08,382 --> 00:44:09,568
Otherwise, you'll throw yourself
890
00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:11,886
into the live intersection. Got it?
891
00:44:11,889 --> 00:44:13,089
Got it.
892
00:44:13,091 --> 00:44:14,811
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
893
00:44:16,998 --> 00:44:21,463
Ready? Ready?
894
00:44:46,507 --> 00:44:47,797
Hey.
895
00:44:47,799 --> 00:44:50,838
More indie folk country?
896
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,505
Can switch it if you want.
897
00:44:52,507 --> 00:44:54,964
It's fine.
898
00:44:54,966 --> 00:44:57,755
Where you been?
899
00:44:57,757 --> 00:44:59,630
Looking for Ian.
900
00:44:59,632 --> 00:45:01,007
Did you find him?
901
00:45:01,674 --> 00:45:03,546
No.
902
00:45:05,257 --> 00:45:07,255
-I'm gonna...
-Yeah.
903
00:45:24,830 --> 00:45:26,463
I shouldn't have asked you to choose
904
00:45:26,465 --> 00:45:29,755
between an art exhibit and your brother.
905
00:45:31,757 --> 00:45:34,546
Turns out, he didn't
want me choosing him.
906
00:45:36,132 --> 00:45:37,797
You're right.
907
00:45:37,799 --> 00:45:39,713
He's not a kid anymore.
908
00:45:39,715 --> 00:45:41,922
He doesn't need me.
909
00:45:41,924 --> 00:45:43,755
I don't know if any of them do.
910
00:45:45,595 --> 00:45:47,546
Would it help if I needed you?
911
00:45:47,548 --> 00:45:49,264
You don't need me.
912
00:45:49,267 --> 00:45:51,171
I do.
913
00:45:51,174 --> 00:45:52,405
I need you to save me
914
00:45:52,408 --> 00:45:54,990
from my horrible musical proclivities.
915
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,630
Well...
916
00:45:58,632 --> 00:46:01,194
you can start by skipping this shit.
917
00:46:01,197 --> 00:46:02,421
Done.
918
00:46:44,007 --> 00:46:45,797
You're awful.
919
00:46:56,334 --> 00:46:58,089
It's a good look for you.
920
00:47:10,007 --> 00:47:11,639
So you didn't run.
921
00:47:11,642 --> 00:47:14,592
No, I ran. I just ran back.
922
00:47:15,788 --> 00:47:17,797
The hell happened to you?
923
00:47:17,799 --> 00:47:20,366
I slid through the
finish line on my ass.
924
00:47:21,453 --> 00:47:22,994
Don't worry about it.
925
00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:30,964
You know, you really
freaked out Fiona today.
926
00:47:30,966 --> 00:47:32,380
Yeah.
927
00:47:32,382 --> 00:47:33,590
She deserved it, though.
928
00:47:35,216 --> 00:47:36,463
Should I tell her you're back?
929
00:47:36,465 --> 00:47:38,174
No, let her sweat it out.
930
00:47:39,007 --> 00:47:40,340
Okay.
931
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,507
Xan gone for good?
932
00:47:47,216 --> 00:47:48,799
Probably.
933
00:47:50,298 --> 00:47:52,838
You know, I never even
got to see you in action
934
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,174
as a dad.
935
00:47:55,928 --> 00:47:57,505
Imagine how much you're gonna miss
936
00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:59,210
if you're gone for the next ten years.
937
00:47:59,213 --> 00:48:02,795
Yeah. Debbie may or not
be married to a woman.
938
00:48:02,798 --> 00:48:04,249
Carl'll be a war criminal.
939
00:48:04,252 --> 00:48:06,583
Liam will be the father of a ten-year-old.
940
00:48:07,775 --> 00:48:09,379
He thinks he got a girl pregnant.
941
00:48:09,382 --> 00:48:10,608
Well, fuck me. Did he?
942
00:48:10,611 --> 00:48:12,712
-No. It'd be great, though.
-Jesus.
943
00:48:12,715 --> 00:48:13,880
Fiona'd have a new kid to control.
944
00:48:13,882 --> 00:48:15,216
Maybe she'd let up on us.
945
00:48:16,049 --> 00:48:17,311
Doubtful.
946
00:48:17,314 --> 00:48:18,433
Frank?
947
00:48:18,436 --> 00:48:19,559
Dead.
948
00:48:19,562 --> 00:48:21,108
You?
949
00:48:21,111 --> 00:48:22,817
Still in AA,
950
00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:24,862
if I haven't drunk myself to death.
951
00:48:28,077 --> 00:48:29,514
Hey, do me a favor.
952
00:48:29,517 --> 00:48:30,715
Don't.
953
00:48:36,444 --> 00:48:39,108
Need anything else before
we kick you out of here?
954
00:48:39,111 --> 00:48:42,068
I'm in considerable pain, actually.
955
00:48:42,071 --> 00:48:44,754
Do you have
something that might help?
956
00:48:44,757 --> 00:48:47,296
Vicodin, maybe?
957
00:48:47,298 --> 00:48:49,315
Says here not to give you drugs.
958
00:48:49,318 --> 00:48:50,918
Where's it say that?
959
00:49:00,298 --> 00:49:02,130
Fucker. Get me a bear.
960
00:49:02,132 --> 00:49:04,248
Fifty-two-year-old female, Ingrid Jones,
961
00:49:04,251 --> 00:49:06,106
psychotic break of undetermined origin.
962
00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,815
Get me 50 milligrams more
963
00:49:07,818 --> 00:49:09,713
of Thorazine and some benzodiazepine
964
00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:11,382
to room 267.
965
00:49:21,674 --> 00:49:24,047
-Are you the next of kin?
-Sure.
966
00:49:24,049 --> 00:49:26,854
The Thorazine's kicking
in, so she's calm for now.
967
00:49:26,857 --> 00:49:28,838
If anything happens,
just hit the red button
968
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,838
by the bed, yes?
969
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,014
Yes.
970
00:49:31,017 --> 00:49:32,800
You might send up some Vicodin.
971
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,421
She responds well to that.
972
00:49:34,423 --> 00:49:36,298
Okay, thank you.
973
00:49:38,257 --> 00:49:41,799
Hey. Looking for Vicodin?
974
00:49:47,715 --> 00:49:50,047
Always.
975
00:49:50,049 --> 00:49:51,672
Got some in my pocket.
976
00:49:51,674 --> 00:49:54,120
We could do the "one for you,
977
00:49:54,123 --> 00:49:56,047
two for me" thing.
978
00:49:56,049 --> 00:49:58,334
Come on, reach on in there.
979
00:49:58,344 --> 00:50:00,964
Well, I, um...
980
00:50:02,881 --> 00:50:05,337
Sure.
981
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:06,428
Which pocket?
982
00:50:06,431 --> 00:50:08,467
It's the front right.
983
00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:15,217
Um, I'm not feeling... Yeah, go deeper.
984
00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:19,588
You smell nice.
985
00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:21,750
Thanks.
986
00:50:21,753 --> 00:50:23,918
I c... I can't find it.
987
00:50:23,921 --> 00:50:25,565
Um, hey, why don't you
988
00:50:25,568 --> 00:50:28,338
just, um, undo this belt
and I'll-I'll get it?
989
00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:30,338
No, I don't think I should do that.
990
00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:32,357
Come on.
991
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,391
You think I could
actually get out of here
992
00:50:34,394 --> 00:50:36,545
if you just undo one?
993
00:50:39,049 --> 00:50:40,421
Okay.
994
00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:46,713
God.
995
00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:56,656
Say you're sorry,
Timmy. Say you're sorry.
996
00:50:59,382 --> 00:51:02,005
Mwah.
997
00:51:02,007 --> 00:51:04,615
That's for Sara Beth, you fucker.
998
00:51:12,087 --> 00:51:14,379
We got a runner. Hey.
999
00:51:17,423 --> 00:51:19,964
Well, hello, old friend.
1000
00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:34,021
Hey there, Shim.
1001
00:51:36,507 --> 00:51:38,672
Haven't heard from
you in a while. Just...
1002
00:51:38,674 --> 00:51:40,672
figured I'd try you one last time
1003
00:51:40,674 --> 00:51:43,007
before heading into the slammer.
1004
00:51:43,747 --> 00:51:45,621
Sort of why I'm reaching out here.
1005
00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:51,042
If you could just... talk to me
1006
00:51:51,045 --> 00:51:52,877
one last time,
1007
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,797
let me know what you think I should do,
1008
00:51:54,799 --> 00:51:58,047
I would really appreciate that.
1009
00:51:58,049 --> 00:51:59,393
Hey.
1010
00:51:59,396 --> 00:52:00,600
You ready?
1011
00:52:02,778 --> 00:52:04,462
All right.
1012
00:52:22,966 --> 00:52:24,338
I hate your hair.
1013
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:25,482
So do I.
1014
00:52:25,485 --> 00:52:27,153
It's not that bad.
1015
00:52:27,156 --> 00:52:28,462
It looks the exact same.
1016
00:52:28,465 --> 00:52:30,047
Ride with me?
1017
00:52:32,132 --> 00:52:33,380
Hey.
1018
00:52:35,966 --> 00:52:39,693
Whatever you wanna do in that courtroom,
1019
00:52:39,696 --> 00:52:41,296
I'm with you.
1020
00:52:43,892 --> 00:52:45,005
Thanks.
1021
00:52:51,548 --> 00:52:53,748
You coming?
1022
00:52:53,751 --> 00:52:55,332
Want me to?
1023
00:52:55,335 --> 00:52:56,713
You gonna say anything?
1024
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:59,214
No.
1025
00:53:08,674 --> 00:53:10,840
Excuse me.
1026
00:53:12,764 --> 00:53:14,545
All rise.
1027
00:53:19,423 --> 00:53:21,507
Please be seated.
1028
00:53:25,799 --> 00:53:29,089
So you're this Gay Jesus
I've heard so much about.
1029
00:53:31,462 --> 00:53:33,255
no, no, Your Honor.
1030
00:53:33,257 --> 00:53:36,037
I mean yes, but...
1031
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,288
my name is Ian Gallagher.
1032
00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:40,754
All right, Mr. Gallagher. In the case
1033
00:53:40,757 --> 00:53:43,255
of the state of Illinois
versus Ian Gallagher
1034
00:53:43,257 --> 00:53:44,417
for the felony crime
1035
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:46,505
of arson, how do you plead?
1036
00:53:46,507 --> 00:53:48,255
Your Honor, a young man
1037
00:53:48,257 --> 00:53:49,672
was being forced into a van
1038
00:53:49,674 --> 00:53:50,787
against his will
1039
00:53:50,790 --> 00:53:53,288
to be taken to a conversion camp.
1040
00:53:53,291 --> 00:53:55,963
His would-be captors wanted to deny him
1041
00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:58,428
of his true nature, and I
stopped that from happening,
1042
00:53:58,431 --> 00:54:00,638
so I will not apologize for that,
1043
00:54:00,641 --> 00:54:03,004
and the people who were
trying to change him
1044
00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,922
were his family,
people who were supposed
1045
00:54:04,924 --> 00:54:06,534
to love him for who he was
1046
00:54:06,537 --> 00:54:09,214
unconditionally, like my family...
1047
00:54:09,216 --> 00:54:10,834
has loved me.
1048
00:54:14,382 --> 00:54:18,755
And to not love... That
is the true crime.
1049
00:54:18,757 --> 00:54:21,764
And at the end of the
day, everything I did,
1050
00:54:21,767 --> 00:54:22,850
I did in the hopes
1051
00:54:22,853 --> 00:54:24,476
that we would learn to love each other
1052
00:54:24,479 --> 00:54:27,213
the way that Jesus
taught and God intended,
1053
00:54:27,216 --> 00:54:31,115
and, more importantly,
the-the way that we all need.
1054
00:54:31,118 --> 00:54:33,909
But I understand there are laws,
1055
00:54:33,912 --> 00:54:35,451
and I broke one.
1056
00:54:35,454 --> 00:54:37,784
I set fire to a van, and in doing so,
1057
00:54:37,787 --> 00:54:41,255
I turned what I intended
to be a movement of love
1058
00:54:41,257 --> 00:54:43,091
into a movement of anger.
1059
00:54:45,798 --> 00:54:47,254
Went too far, Geneva.
1060
00:54:47,257 --> 00:54:49,590
I was crazy to let
it go as far as I did.
1061
00:54:51,216 --> 00:54:53,463
Truth is, I am bipolar,
1062
00:54:53,465 --> 00:54:54,922
I was off my medication,
1063
00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:56,850
and I was in a manic
state in which I was not
1064
00:54:56,853 --> 00:54:59,476
in control of my faculties, so...
1065
00:54:59,479 --> 00:55:02,139
I plead not guilty
by reason of insanity.
1066
00:55:03,587 --> 00:55:06,130
Order. Order.
1067
00:55:06,133 --> 00:55:09,601
Any more of that, and I will
clear out this courtroom.
1068
00:55:15,404 --> 00:55:17,546
Are you sure I'm not the father?
1069
00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:18,630
No, you're not, Liam.
1070
00:55:18,632 --> 00:55:20,214
God, how much did you give her?
1071
00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:21,797
Just enough to keep her out for a while.
1072
00:55:21,799 --> 00:55:23,214
I think we gave her too much.
1073
00:55:23,216 --> 00:55:25,740
She looks dead.
1074
00:55:25,743 --> 00:55:27,587
Sissy?
1075
00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:29,463
See, she's fine.
1076
00:55:34,757 --> 00:55:36,630
All right, go, go, go, go, go.
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