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When a woman bends over
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a man sees a jelly doughnut.
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Her brain expands. His explodes.
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Dead on arrival
in her powdered jelly doughnut.
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Dad.
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Daddy?
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♪ I can remember when we walked together
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♪ Sharing a love I thought
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♪ Would last forever
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♪ Moonlight to show the way
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♪ So we can follow
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♪ Waiting inside her eyes
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♪ Was my tomorrow
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♪ Then something changed her mind
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♪ Her kisses told me
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♪ I had no loving arms
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♪ To hold me
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ I cannot face this world
that's fallen down on me
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♪ So, if you see my girl
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♪ Please send her home to me
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♪ Tell her about my heart... ♪
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One, two. One, two. Okay, go.
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♪ We are beautiful
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♪ We are not ugly?
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♪ We are angry? ♪
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Hey, honey? I'm home?
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Brought you some cookies.
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Pignolia nuts.
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What's the matter?
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Somebody die?
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"If God's gift of grace
or the light on your face...
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...could make me forget your vagina is wet."
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Let me see that.
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"To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love."
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What are you, a private dick?
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How different could it be, huh?
It's just a hole.
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You can't incriminate a man
over some words.
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What do you think you're
gonna find there? Peanuts?
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It's poetry?
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Po... Oh, it's poetry.
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Well, I'm gonna give you
some fucking poetry.
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Pink motels. White thighs. Deep fried.
Shake it, bake it, rotate it.
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Swollen heads. Busted beds.
Empty lots. Dirty red twats.
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- You just made that up?
- I'm deep.
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A man is innocent till proven guilty.
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I'm gonna lop your power helmet right off.
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- Oh, you're gonna threaten me now?
- You whoremaster.
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- You whoremaster. I smoked your ass out...
- No.
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- ...you two-faced Judas!
- I am not a whoremaster!
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My brothers, they're the whoremasters!
Not me!
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Ever since you grew
that filthy little moustache!
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I am not a whoremaster!
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Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas!
Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie.
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I cook you chicken, fish, no butter
low-cal this, low-cal that.
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I trim your nose hairs, you fuck!
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I swear on my father's grave, okay?
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Oh, another whoremaster!
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What's going on, Mom?
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Oh, your father went on a beaver diet!
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- This is not normal.
- Grow up.
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Only a giant among idiots would marry you.
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It's all in your head!
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- What?
- What's in her head?
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He's shitting out of the cup!
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Will you listen to her?
Listen to your daughter.
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Snatch hairs pasted on your lip!
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You shut up!
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It's between your mother and me!
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Knock it off! That's not fucking nice!
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It's not fucking nice.
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Even Gogo hated you.
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Who's Gogo?
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I don't like animals.
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I don't like cats. I don't like dogs.
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I don't like birds. I don't like fish.
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I'm like my mother. I don't like animals!
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- Who is Gogo?
- Mommy's cat.
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Every day you'll wake up alone.
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You don't even like me anymore, do you?
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I hate you with all the hate
that you can hate with!
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Did you hear that?
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Did you hear what your mother said to me?
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Can you hate more than that?
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If you can, then I hate you more than that.
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Then go back to him!
Go back to your first love!
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Go back to him! Go!
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"I can remember when we walked together
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"Sharing a love I thought would last forever."
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I'd give anything if you'd
come back to me. Anything.
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♪ I cannot face this world
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♪ That's fallen down on me
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♪ So, if you see my girl
please send her back to me
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♪ Tell her about my heart
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♪ That's slowly dying
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♪ Say I can't stop myself
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♪ From crying
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
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♪ Then I start to break up
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♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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Oh, three o'clock, three o'clock.
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I start out
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♪ Then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man
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♪ Without love! ♪
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What's the problem?
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I'm a married man.
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A domestic disturbance was reported, sir.
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- Yeah, that's the problem.
- Name, sir?
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Nick Murder.
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- You ever been married?
- More than once, sir.
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Yeah? What went wrong?
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Everything, sir. Am now once again.
Third wife, sir.
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No, no, no, one wife, that's all a man's
meant to have. One wife. It's enough.
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Yes, sir.
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What's with all the "sir" shit?
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Military habit, sir.
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Oh, yeah? What branch?
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101 st Airborne, sir.
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Navy. Sound off!
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Rat shit. Bat shit. Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.
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Eat, bite, suck, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew.
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I'm a fucking paratrooper!
Who the fuck are you? Sir!
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- Marriage is combat, son.
- Yes, sir.
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- And not clean combat.
- No, sir.
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She's got her territory in there, I've got mine.
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She's got her army back in there.
I'm out here alone.
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There's no prayer in that animal.
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- He's a selfish man, Ma.
- Something should be done about him.
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Drink some water.
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I live in fear when he's around.
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I love you, Ma. I love you so much.
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I love you so much with all my heart
and soul. I love you more than my real mom.
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I mean, I love her, too
but I can't remember her, so...
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Rara, come on, come on.
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I love Baby, but she doesn't any spend time
with me anymore. She's changed.
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Enough.
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If the love ain't there
it's gonna come back, Ma.
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Come on. Rara, give her some space.
Come here, come here.
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Here. Come here.
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What did he mean, "Go back to him? "
Go back to who?
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There was someone else
in my life a long time ago.
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A gentle man.
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You were married to him?
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Before the war.
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He went off to fight far, far away.
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I met your father then.
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No, I saw her coming out of the loo
at her crazy sister's apartment.
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She had this headful of wet hair
and was wearing
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a soft, cream-coloured terry cloth robe.
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So I asked her.
I need to borrow a piece of luggage.
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- You shacking up?
- Ah, ain't nothing wrong with sex.
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You have big ones, buster.
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Yeah. Dinosaur balls.
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I'm from Brooklyn.
Boys don't talk to girls like that in Brooklyn.
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I felt a sharp pain, like death.
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The girl with the kind eyes, I says.
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That's the girl. The girl I will marry.
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You rat bastard.
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I know you're in there.
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Where are you?
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Lost in the void.
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Help me!
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Somebody help me!
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God had to give me cataracts.
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One day you'll be blind like me!
In the dark forever, like me!
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"Oh, sunlight of no light
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"Once you were mine
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"Let me feel the pillars upon which this
house rests
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"Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee
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"And strengthen me, I pray thee
only this once, oh, God
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"that I may revenge myself upon the
Philistines for one of my two eyes."
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Die, Samson!
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"Let me die with the Philistines!"
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Wait, I'm coming up. Wait!
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I'm not the type of guy
who goes up to a woman
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says, "You want to go out with me? "
and then takes his dick out.
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That's not my style. I'm no beast.
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What?
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I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player.
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You know, with the outfit on.
And a tennis ball stuck in her panties.
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Know what I heard?
Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life.
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Back in '44 he's on a Navy sub.
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A winch falls off
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hits him in the base of the spine. Right?
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Tony was paralysed.
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He was laying there, just, he was praying.
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Tony started praying that his private
parts would not be dead.
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And about a week later
he starts to feel a tingling.
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Tony fucking Curtis.
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What am I gonna do?
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Oh, you've got it bad, Nick.
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I told you. I warned you.
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Chicks smell a boner 10 miles away.
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I'd be better off a fag.
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Those guys are in shape.
Randolph Scott was a fag.
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Not Randolph Scott?
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Yeah, him and Cary Grant.
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Get out of here. Not in a million years.
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The list is long.
There's a lot of great fags.
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Coming up. All right?
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And she's a redhead.
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Au naturel?
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The whole megillah.
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It's rare. They feel more.
That's scientifically proven.
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- What?
- You take a natural red versus a brunette.
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Right? And you prod them both
with a jolt of electric shock, mild.
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The carrot-top's gonna need
20% more anaesthesia.
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To numb the pain?
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Pain, pleasure, it's all nerve-related.
The point is, they feel more.
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Nice as she is, red as her bush is
fuckable as she is
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you gotta put the fire out, my friend.
Attend to it.
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Stamp out that Benson & Hedges bitch
once and for all.
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All right, you bitch in heat
you're going down!
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Come down from there right now!
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Oh, my God! She's hot!
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- I might need some for...
- No, but you don't.
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Get them when you really need them.
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- Sometimes I need
- Take one.
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- ...to have some in the house.
- Take one.
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Choose one you're gonna keep.
Put the other ones back.
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All right. One card. I'm gonna get a card.
I'm gonna choose one.
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- Go ahead. Put the other ones back.
- How the hell are you?
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- Grace.
- What's the matter?
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I had diarrhoea yesterday, Grace.
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I was in the bathroom when you knocked
on the door. Bad.
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You've been wronged. I feel it.
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You don't have to tell me anything.
I have never met one man who was faithful.
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- You've only been with one man, Grace.
- Till death do us part.
249
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:32,065
Did you ever feel that you wanted to
squeeze a kitten until the head pops off?
250
00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:33,665
All right, put this back. That's enough.
251
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:37,984
He was a beautiful man, my Chester.
A real Southern gentleman.
252
00:21:39,024 --> 00:21:42,584
Quiet. Dark. Graceful.
253
00:21:43,584 --> 00:21:46,143
I still love him with every fibre.
254
00:21:46,144 --> 00:21:47,423
That was 20 years ago, Grace.
255
00:21:47,423 --> 00:21:51,022
Look, don't touch!
Don't touch!
256
00:21:51,023 --> 00:21:54,581
- You want to buy it or not? You buy it.
- I don't want to buy it. I just...
257
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,661
It's good. All this ones is good. Look at...
You can look as much as...
258
00:21:57,662 --> 00:22:00,861
- He's the only man I've ever loved.
- He thought you were shoplifting, Ma.
259
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,621
- Don't touch!
- I can't help it.
260
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,419
- Tell him to stick his cards up his ass.
- You want me to say that?
261
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,780
I'm too weak to break the chains.
262
00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:08,860
I don't feel so good.
I mean, I was up and now I'm down.
263
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,980
He's been married four times.
Four times, Gracie, since he left you.
264
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:14,459
Mickey Rooney was married eight times!
265
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,339
I don't care! I love Chester!
266
00:22:18,858 --> 00:22:21,657
What a woman thinks she's doing
doesn't count for anything, Grace.
267
00:22:23,019 --> 00:22:23,978
Oh, Kitty.
268
00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:32,216
Okay, okay, that's enough now.
269
00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:35,256
That's enough, that's enough.
270
00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:38,455
When I see somebody hugging
it's make me sick.
271
00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:40,856
I feel lonely. So lonely.
272
00:22:40,856 --> 00:22:43,335
Don't make me cry. Please, go out!
273
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,733
♪ We are not ugly
274
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,815
♪ And we are not beautiful
275
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,053
♪ No, we are angry
276
00:22:56,054 --> 00:22:57,653
- Rara, where's Mommy?
- Out.
277
00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,133
Where?
278
00:23:00,134 --> 00:23:01,733
♪ We are not pretty
279
00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:05,093
I'm not supposed to say nothing.
She told me not to tell you.
280
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,852
♪ No, we are angry
281
00:23:07,494 --> 00:23:08,933
Church. She went to church.
282
00:23:10,293 --> 00:23:11,253
She went to church?
283
00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:13,652
♪ We are angry
284
00:23:14,212 --> 00:23:15,491
Went to see God, huh?
285
00:23:16,212 --> 00:23:17,890
God's everywhere.
286
00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:20,052
Don't need to go to church to see him.
287
00:23:20,052 --> 00:23:23,090
You're right, Dad. God is everywhere.
288
00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:24,610
♪ I'm outta here ♪
289
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:26,609
All right, I'm hungry, let's eat.
What's for dinner?
290
00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,209
We ate already.
291
00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:31,808
- You ate?
- Pork chops.
292
00:23:32,848 --> 00:23:35,648
Without me, your father?
293
00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:37,169
Mommy didn't cook for you.
294
00:23:37,169 --> 00:23:38,608
I had three pork chops
295
00:23:38,609 --> 00:23:41,249
Your mother's down there lighting
candles and a man's here starving?
296
00:23:41,249 --> 00:23:43,648
- ...and apple sauce.
- I paid for those pork chops!
297
00:23:43,649 --> 00:23:44,927
Papa wants pork chops.
298
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:46,847
Medium rare.
299
00:23:47,887 --> 00:23:49,006
Mama ain't...
300
00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:53,007
Mama ain't cookin', bastin'
301
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:55,806
floppin' pork chops.
302
00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:57,247
- Pork chops!
- Lamb chops!
303
00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:59,084
- Lamb chops! Chops, chops.
- Loin chops!
304
00:23:59,085 --> 00:24:01,324
♪ Barometer, parameter
♪ Ooh! Barometer, diameter
305
00:24:01,324 --> 00:24:03,724
♪ Stuck his meat thermometer
and tested her barometer
306
00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:06,045
♪ Papa pop a cork
Fuckin' the pork
307
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,764
♪ Papa ate out! Gonna take out!
308
00:24:09,004 --> 00:24:11,003
♪ Take out! Ate out!
♪ Ate out!
309
00:24:11,004 --> 00:24:12,524
♪ Take out!
♪ Take out! ♪
310
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,521
♪ How my heart does rejoice
311
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:52,119
♪ When I hear his sweet voice
312
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:59,078
♪ And the tempest to Him I do flee
313
00:24:59,478 --> 00:25:02,997
♪ That to lean on his arm
314
00:25:02,998 --> 00:25:06,277
♪ Safe, secure from all harm
315
00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:11,555
♪ When He reached out his hand for me
316
00:25:12,116 --> 00:25:13,797
♪ For me
317
00:25:13,797 --> 00:25:19,154
♪ When my Saviour reached down for me
318
00:25:19,155 --> 00:25:20,836
♪ For me
319
00:25:20,836 --> 00:25:26,433
♪ When He reached down his hand for me
320
00:25:26,434 --> 00:25:27,955
♪ For me
321
00:25:27,955 --> 00:25:31,554
♪ I was lost and undone
322
00:25:31,554 --> 00:25:35,311
♪ Without my God or his Son
323
00:25:35,312 --> 00:25:41,312
♪ When He reached down his hand for me
324
00:25:41,312 --> 00:25:42,512
♪ For
♪ For
325
00:25:46,353 --> 00:25:47,072
♪ Me ♪
326
00:25:53,471 --> 00:25:56,430
What have we here?
Return of the prodigal daughter?
327
00:25:57,311 --> 00:25:58,190
Come!
328
00:26:01,151 --> 00:26:02,270
Come on in.
329
00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:25,387
♪ Never, ever gonna give you up ♪
330
00:26:26,348 --> 00:26:28,427
"Can't get enough of your love, babe."
331
00:26:29,227 --> 00:26:31,305
"I'm gonna love you
just a little bit more, Baby."
332
00:26:32,106 --> 00:26:34,826
"I'll do for you anything you want me to."
333
00:26:35,546 --> 00:26:36,506
"Let the music play."
334
00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:39,706
"Your sweetness is my weakness."
335
00:27:12,662 --> 00:27:15,780
You're the best kisser in the whole world
Fryburg.
336
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:18,179
I'm going to make out
with your whole family, Baby.
337
00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:30,258
Do it, baby! Do it!
338
00:27:39,537 --> 00:27:41,696
♪ Didn't I make you feel
339
00:27:43,376 --> 00:27:47,775
♪ Like you were the only man?
340
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:55,616
♪ Didn't I give you everything
a woman possibly can?
341
00:27:57,536 --> 00:27:59,774
♪ But with all the love I give you
342
00:28:00,414 --> 00:28:02,493
♪ It's never enough
343
00:28:02,493 --> 00:28:04,894
♪ I'm gonna show you, baby
344
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,373
♪ That a woman can be tough
345
00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:10,893
♪ So come on, come on
346
00:28:11,293 --> 00:28:13,932
♪ Come on, come on
347
00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:15,212
♪ Take it
348
00:28:15,212 --> 00:28:18,731
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
349
00:28:19,773 --> 00:28:20,733
♪ Break it
350
00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:25,131
♪ Break another little bit
of my heart now, honey
351
00:28:25,612 --> 00:28:26,731
♪ Have a
352
00:28:26,731 --> 00:28:30,809
♪ Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby
353
00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:36,410
♪ You know you've got it
if it makes you feel good ♪
354
00:28:59,126 --> 00:29:00,647
Hello? Who's this?
355
00:29:00,648 --> 00:29:02,567
Hey, baby, it's me.
356
00:29:03,606 --> 00:29:04,486
Oh.
357
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:06,247
Hello.
358
00:29:07,687 --> 00:29:09,206
Did you make love last night?
359
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,245
Love?
360
00:29:11,045 --> 00:29:11,924
No.
361
00:29:12,405 --> 00:29:15,445
So you've lost a night.
362
00:29:16,724 --> 00:29:18,004
Oh, Nicky.
363
00:29:18,565 --> 00:29:21,844
I want you to put your finger
up my asshole right now.
364
00:29:24,803 --> 00:29:25,683
Tula.
365
00:29:26,803 --> 00:29:29,124
My pussy's lonely, baby.
366
00:29:29,124 --> 00:29:30,163
Yeah?
367
00:29:30,163 --> 00:29:31,922
Kiss it, nasty man. Come on.
368
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:36,321
Yeah. Give me those balls that clang.
369
00:29:36,322 --> 00:29:38,642
Don't talk like that, will you?
370
00:29:40,242 --> 00:29:42,241
Well, you know what, Nicky? I can't talk.
371
00:29:42,642 --> 00:29:46,801
I'm just getting fucked by a big, hard
young, circumcised cock.
372
00:29:48,001 --> 00:29:49,760
What are you talking about?
Are you with somebody else?
373
00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:51,280
You're not here.
374
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,918
What do you want me to do
sit around and touch myself?
375
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,041
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do.
376
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:00,558
Let me put the radio on. All right.
377
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,399
All right.
378
00:30:04,398 --> 00:30:05,678
All right, all right, go ahead.
379
00:30:05,918 --> 00:30:07,757
♪ Come on, come on
380
00:30:07,998 --> 00:30:10,878
So, I put my ass in your face
and move it up and down, up and down.
381
00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:12,876
♪ Come on and take it
382
00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:14,957
♪ Take an other little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
383
00:30:14,957 --> 00:30:18,155
Do you like it like that, Nicky, do ya?
I'm rubbing my pussy.
384
00:30:18,156 --> 00:30:22,716
Are you getting really hard?
How is your foreskin? Is it still on, is it?
385
00:30:22,716 --> 00:30:26,956
Show me your face, big boy!
Yeah, that's it, nasty man.
386
00:30:26,957 --> 00:30:29,355
You know what to do.
You know all the tricks, don't you?
387
00:30:29,355 --> 00:30:31,674
♪ You know you got it
388
00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:35,833
♪ Take it ♪
389
00:30:36,554 --> 00:30:40,074
It's tasty, isn't it?
Come on, lick the icing off me cupcakes.
390
00:30:40,074 --> 00:30:42,392
I'm rubbing myself
really rubbing myself hard...
391
00:31:45,505 --> 00:31:49,824
♪ If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place
392
00:31:51,106 --> 00:31:55,024
♪ If you're looking for trouble
Just look right in my face
393
00:31:56,304 --> 00:31:58,143
♪ I was born standing up
394
00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:01,022
♪ And talking back
395
00:32:01,023 --> 00:32:05,742
♪ My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack
396
00:32:05,743 --> 00:32:08,223
♪ Because I'm evil ♪
397
00:32:08,223 --> 00:32:09,262
Cousin Bo!
398
00:32:10,623 --> 00:32:11,741
What's the trouble, Kitten?
399
00:32:13,821 --> 00:32:15,820
"Breaking in a brand new broken heart?
400
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:19,261
"Lost that loving feeling?
401
00:32:19,822 --> 00:32:21,741
"Three cigarettes in an ashtray? "
402
00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:23,981
It's worse than any song could say.
403
00:32:23,981 --> 00:32:27,420
If anyone could, the King would.
I know, I know the hurt.
404
00:32:27,421 --> 00:32:29,579
Been there. Nick's been shacking?
405
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:30,940
Not now, Bo.
406
00:32:30,941 --> 00:32:33,740
I'll lay him right out. Boom! Like that.
407
00:32:35,099 --> 00:32:38,138
No one messes with my Special K.
408
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,499
All right, Baby.
409
00:32:40,378 --> 00:32:43,497
Baby, you're the 50-foot woman.
410
00:32:45,178 --> 00:32:46,299
You'd better not be getting hitched.
411
00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:48,536
No! The dummy was just too short.
412
00:32:55,497 --> 00:32:56,855
"Here's looking at you, kid."
413
00:33:02,456 --> 00:33:03,655
I got my teeth fixed.
414
00:33:09,974 --> 00:33:11,094
Good for you, Bo.
415
00:33:13,654 --> 00:33:14,693
Are you circumcised?
416
00:33:15,014 --> 00:33:15,894
What?
417
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:17,974
Are you circumcised?
418
00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:19,254
Circularise?
419
00:33:19,813 --> 00:33:21,412
No, circumcised!
420
00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:23,332
My circulation's fine.
421
00:33:23,893 --> 00:33:26,452
No. Are you circumcised? You know?
422
00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,773
Does a man's calzone look better that way?
423
00:33:31,412 --> 00:33:33,332
Is it more attractive to women with...
424
00:33:34,451 --> 00:33:37,410
I'd like to fuck a woman
with a backside as big as the world.
425
00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:40,289
Are you listening to me? I'm talking to you.
426
00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:41,329
Well, who wants to know?
427
00:33:41,651 --> 00:33:44,050
You cocksucker.
You should have been a scientist.
428
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,730
It's cleaner. It's cleaner without the foreskin.
429
00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:51,089
Most guys in pornos, John Leslie
nobody better.
430
00:33:51,809 --> 00:33:52,928
Yes. I would say, yes.
431
00:33:55,649 --> 00:33:56,768
Are you circumcised?
432
00:33:57,649 --> 00:33:58,769
Hell, no. That shit hurts.
433
00:33:59,409 --> 00:34:01,248
Somebody cuts my dick
it better be for vengeance.
434
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:04,128
♪ One, two, three, uh!
435
00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:07,246
♪ Hot pants!
436
00:34:07,247 --> 00:34:09,086
♪ Hey, hot pants!
437
00:34:10,606 --> 00:34:13,645
♪ Hot pants! Smokin'! Hot pants!
438
00:34:15,007 --> 00:34:16,766
♪ Where it's at
439
00:34:16,766 --> 00:34:19,165
♪ That's where it's at
440
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,324
♪ Baby, take your Fryburg
441
00:34:22,046 --> 00:34:23,564
♪ Looks much better with time
442
00:34:23,564 --> 00:34:24,685
I fucking love you!
443
00:34:24,685 --> 00:34:26,524
- ♪ My fever keeps growing
- I fucking love you!
444
00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:28,284
♪ Girl, you're blowing my mind! ♪
445
00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:33,682
We've got the address, no last name.
Find the love shack.
446
00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:35,083
You got a weapon?
447
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:44,162
Maybe we should stop
get something bigger.
448
00:34:46,762 --> 00:34:48,521
I don't need something bigger.
449
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:54,362
Yes.
450
00:34:55,402 --> 00:34:57,240
Do you have
a decrease in libido?
451
00:34:57,241 --> 00:34:58,440
Sure. Thank you.
452
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,679
Do you have a decrease in strength
and/or endurance?
453
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,839
Have you lost height?
Are your erections less strong?
454
00:35:07,879 --> 00:35:09,679
Has your uncircumcised foreskin
455
00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:13,078
ever resulted in an adverse reaction
from your partner?
456
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:18,036
Does the shape of your glans
cause you anxiety?
457
00:35:18,997 --> 00:35:21,797
Are you concerned
about inadequate penile hygiene?
458
00:35:23,078 --> 00:35:25,236
If you answered, "Yes, " to question one
459
00:35:25,236 --> 00:35:26,275
Mr Murder, please.
460
00:35:26,677 --> 00:35:28,436
...or at least three of the questions
461
00:35:28,437 --> 00:35:31,716
you may be a candidate
for adult circumcision.
462
00:35:33,236 --> 00:35:37,435
I heard you with Fryburg.
You make loud noises and I hear them.
463
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:38,754
You make loud noises?
464
00:35:38,755 --> 00:35:42,355
Yeah. I want to make them, too.
I told my psychiatrist.
465
00:35:42,355 --> 00:35:43,474
- What?
- What?
466
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,834
I had nothing else to tell him. So...
467
00:35:46,155 --> 00:35:47,314
Fuck off, Fryburg.
468
00:35:47,673 --> 00:35:48,674
I'm a fucking star.
469
00:35:48,674 --> 00:35:51,153
Did he do his Richard Gere for you?
Jumping all around in his jockstrap?
470
00:35:51,153 --> 00:35:52,273
Gere!
471
00:35:52,274 --> 00:35:54,514
- Richard Gere, he's hot!
- Hot chocolate!
472
00:35:54,514 --> 00:35:55,632
Chetty!
473
00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:57,232
He's got an ass that yodels.
474
00:35:57,232 --> 00:35:58,431
Call me!
475
00:35:58,432 --> 00:36:00,912
Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior!
476
00:36:03,153 --> 00:36:04,672
Good God! Chetty!
477
00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:07,431
Mom. Fryburg, Ma!
478
00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:08,831
Was für ein Name ist denn Fryburg?
Fryburg?
479
00:36:08,831 --> 00:36:10,510
Chester the Molester.
480
00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:11,709
You're just jealous.
481
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:15,629
Look, I know that you know that I know
that you want me, Connie-lingus.
482
00:36:16,349 --> 00:36:20,509
Don't you talk to her like that, you animal!
I'll put your head in a pillory!
483
00:36:22,669 --> 00:36:23,708
Your father called.
484
00:36:24,589 --> 00:36:25,429
So?
485
00:36:25,949 --> 00:36:28,587
He wants to come to your sister's house
for the holidays.
486
00:36:29,068 --> 00:36:30,506
How am I going to face him?
487
00:36:35,668 --> 00:36:38,427
Some day, somewhere, somehow
488
00:36:38,427 --> 00:36:42,426
I am going to go up in one of those
metal cans and I am gonna fly away.
489
00:36:44,147 --> 00:36:45,428
Far away.
490
00:36:50,345 --> 00:36:51,665
Okay, this is the block.
491
00:36:52,026 --> 00:36:54,584
That redheaded skank is going down.
492
00:36:54,585 --> 00:36:55,635
♪ Someone I belong to
493
00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:03,545
I've got your back.
494
00:37:03,545 --> 00:37:08,263
♪ Doesn't belong to me
495
00:37:08,264 --> 00:37:11,222
Men. They blow smoke up your ass
496
00:37:11,703 --> 00:37:12,982
make you pregnant
497
00:37:13,783 --> 00:37:16,021
then go hunt for new snapper.
498
00:37:16,022 --> 00:37:19,702
♪ Someone who can be faithful
499
00:37:20,342 --> 00:37:25,782
♪ Who knows that I have to be
500
00:37:29,061 --> 00:37:30,161
♪ Why must I be alone?
501
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,740
♪ So
502
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:41,138
♪ Why can I
503
00:37:41,138 --> 00:37:42,460
♪ On my own
504
00:37:48,337 --> 00:37:49,338
♪ So
505
00:37:52,817 --> 00:37:56,819
♪ Alone from night to night you find me
506
00:37:58,897 --> 00:37:59,856
Is Tula here?
507
00:37:59,856 --> 00:38:01,696
♪ Too weak
508
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:03,295
Does that bitch live here?
509
00:38:03,296 --> 00:38:04,735
♪ To break the chains that bind me
510
00:38:04,735 --> 00:38:05,696
No.
511
00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:09,656
♪ I need no shackles
512
00:38:10,015 --> 00:38:12,736
♪ To remind me
513
00:38:13,655 --> 00:38:17,374
♪ I'm just a prisoner
514
00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:19,774
♪ Of love
515
00:38:21,773 --> 00:38:23,654
♪ For one command
516
00:38:23,895 --> 00:38:27,373
♪ I stand and wait now
517
00:38:28,813 --> 00:38:33,211
♪ For one who's master of my fate now
518
00:38:33,212 --> 00:38:34,252
Yeah, baby.
519
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,133
♪ I can't escape
520
00:38:38,892 --> 00:38:42,570
♪ For it's too late now
521
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:47,290
♪ I'm just a prisoner of love
522
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:49,410
♪ Just a prisoner of love
523
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:54,730
♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love
524
00:38:56,170 --> 00:39:00,169
♪ What's the good of my caring
525
00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:01,289
Give it up.
526
00:39:01,289 --> 00:39:03,847
♪ If someone is sharing
527
00:39:03,848 --> 00:39:07,529
♪ Those arms
528
00:39:07,529 --> 00:39:10,128
♪ With me
529
00:39:10,128 --> 00:39:14,567
♪ Although he has another
530
00:39:14,568 --> 00:39:18,126
♪ I can't have another
531
00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:20,646
♪ 'Cause I'm
532
00:39:20,647 --> 00:39:24,965
♪ I'm not free
533
00:39:25,687 --> 00:39:28,645
♪ He is in my dreams
534
00:39:28,885 --> 00:39:32,084
♪ Awake or sleeping
535
00:39:33,525 --> 00:39:36,084
♪ Upon my knees
536
00:39:36,085 --> 00:39:38,964
♪ To her I'm creeping
537
00:39:38,964 --> 00:39:43,203
♪ His very life, my very life
538
00:39:43,203 --> 00:39:45,882
♪ Is in his keeping
539
00:39:46,882 --> 00:39:51,602
♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love ♪
540
00:39:51,603 --> 00:39:53,922
Thongs, half bras, full bras
541
00:39:53,922 --> 00:39:58,561
g- strings, push-up bras, teddies
garter belts, crotchless panty hose.
542
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,640
Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell.
543
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,401
To rich, tan, bored housewives
544
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,200
who take the fat from their ass-cheeks
and inject it into their lips.
545
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,960
If you're gonna kiss someone's arse, then
you should know that's what you're kissing.
546
00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:13,439
Personally, I think
kissing's sexier than shagging
547
00:40:13,439 --> 00:40:15,518
but you're sucking on chicken fat there.
548
00:40:15,519 --> 00:40:16,719
Not that their husbands mind.
549
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,880
You know, they're out buying
big homes, buying paintings
550
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,598
going to the fucking opera
taking one up the bum for the Queen
551
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:24,399
while the misses are out sticking their
fannies in my face.
552
00:40:24,399 --> 00:40:26,718
Does my bum look big in this?
Can you see my cellulite?
553
00:40:27,277 --> 00:40:29,997
What they need, these women
is a good old-fashioned horsefuck.
554
00:40:29,998 --> 00:40:32,717
They can buy all the new panties they want
but they get stained, don't they?
555
00:40:32,717 --> 00:40:35,517
Stained panties, part of life
no matter how hard you wipe.
556
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:36,956
I think you're dead sexy.
557
00:40:38,556 --> 00:40:39,516
Not at first.
558
00:40:40,476 --> 00:40:45,036
Then one day, I looked up and I saw you
working with your shirt off and your gut out.
559
00:40:46,396 --> 00:40:48,116
"That's a man"
I said to myself.
560
00:40:48,116 --> 00:40:49,114
A real man.
561
00:40:49,675 --> 00:40:51,875
Someone to take me down the pub for a pint.
562
00:40:53,114 --> 00:40:57,273
You're way too old for me
but I figure you only go round once in life.
563
00:40:58,393 --> 00:41:02,394
I've got, what, 75 years
if I don't get hit by a bus?
564
00:41:04,473 --> 00:41:06,113
I want to kiss you, big man.
565
00:41:07,113 --> 00:41:09,391
I want to give you a big, sloppy, wet kiss.
566
00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:12,951
You won't tell anyone, right?
567
00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:16,632
Inch by inch
568
00:41:17,632 --> 00:41:20,111
the elephant fucked the ant.
569
00:41:43,389 --> 00:41:44,228
Ouch.
570
00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,826
I'm qualified to satisfy you.
571
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,227
Don't worry, kid. We'll find the ho.
572
00:41:52,626 --> 00:41:55,186
We've got to think like Kojak.
"Who loves you, baby? "
573
00:41:55,827 --> 00:41:59,346
We'll smoke her redheaded ass out
then we'll let the music play.
574
00:42:00,386 --> 00:42:02,226
What am I doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.
575
00:42:02,626 --> 00:42:05,384
Who knows what anybody's doing?
576
00:42:06,466 --> 00:42:07,984
Some people fear the Lord.
577
00:42:09,024 --> 00:42:10,104
I fear women.
578
00:42:10,105 --> 00:42:11,745
What really happened
579
00:42:12,784 --> 00:42:13,983
between you and Roe?
580
00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:16,703
Roe
581
00:42:21,823 --> 00:42:22,942
was my first love.
582
00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:27,503
I traced her name in cowshit.
She was "my first..."
583
00:42:29,103 --> 00:42:30,702
"my last, my everything."
584
00:42:32,061 --> 00:42:36,540
Was it, um, true, I mean, that you had...
585
00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:38,701
What?
586
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:41,620
Um.
587
00:42:41,621 --> 00:42:42,621
Trouble?
588
00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:44,460
Only with Roe.
589
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,100
With other chicks
590
00:42:48,379 --> 00:42:49,378
I'm Barry White.
591
00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:55,259
I go to the meat market
I'm in and out like car service.
592
00:42:55,259 --> 00:42:57,979
- Okay, okay.
- I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth.
593
00:42:59,498 --> 00:43:01,377
Maybe I knew her too well.
594
00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:02,378
I don't know.
595
00:43:03,097 --> 00:43:04,298
Is that why she left?
596
00:43:06,457 --> 00:43:07,657
She met the Greek.
597
00:43:14,096 --> 00:43:15,255
Come here.
598
00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,294
Come up here.
599
00:43:16,295 --> 00:43:20,295
♪ I saw the light on the night
that I passed by her window
600
00:43:23,016 --> 00:43:27,974
♪ I saw the flickering shadows
of love on her blind
601
00:43:30,293 --> 00:43:34,693
♪ She was my woman
602
00:43:34,694 --> 00:43:36,094
Spank, spank!
603
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:41,853
♪ As she deceived me
I watched and went out of my mind
604
00:43:44,933 --> 00:43:49,611
♪ My, my, my, Delilah
605
00:43:51,971 --> 00:43:57,089
♪ Why, why, why, Delilah?
606
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,890
♪ I could see
607
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:05,730
♪ That girl was no good for me
608
00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:10,927
♪ But I was lost like a slave
that no man could free
609
00:44:13,569 --> 00:44:17,727
♪ At break of day when that man drove away
I was waiting
610
00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:21,248
The Greek!
611
00:44:21,248 --> 00:44:25,405
♪ I crossed the street to her house
and she opened the door
612
00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:28,046
Roe!
613
00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:29,645
Why?
614
00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,766
♪ She stood there laughing
615
00:44:35,247 --> 00:44:39,726
♪ I felt the knife in my hand
and she laughed no more
616
00:44:42,285 --> 00:44:43,335
♪ My, my, my, Delilah
617
00:44:49,404 --> 00:44:52,683
♪ Why, why, why, Delilah?
618
00:44:52,683 --> 00:44:54,362
You stabbed me.
619
00:44:56,603 --> 00:44:59,242
♪ So before
620
00:45:00,123 --> 00:45:03,001
♪ They come to break down the door
621
00:45:03,723 --> 00:45:08,921
♪ Forgive me, Delilah
I just couldn't take any more
622
00:45:25,318 --> 00:45:28,599
♪ So before
623
00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:32,118
♪ They come to break down the door
624
00:45:32,598 --> 00:45:35,797
♪ Forgive me, Delilah, I just couldn't take
625
00:45:35,798 --> 00:45:37,357
♪ Any more! ♪
626
00:45:42,598 --> 00:45:43,477
Bo?
627
00:45:45,397 --> 00:45:46,516
Roe?
628
00:45:46,517 --> 00:45:47,476
Bo.
629
00:45:49,237 --> 00:45:50,115
Loser.
630
00:45:57,715 --> 00:46:00,114
♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet
631
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:04,673
♪ He's so fine, he can't be beat
632
00:46:05,953 --> 00:46:08,911
♪ He's got everything that I desire
633
00:46:10,193 --> 00:46:12,514
♪ Sets the summer sun on fire
634
00:46:14,513 --> 00:46:16,591
♪ I want candy
635
00:46:18,591 --> 00:46:20,592
♪ I want candy ♪
636
00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:24,271
Wait, whoa, whoa! What are you...
What is going on here?
637
00:46:25,232 --> 00:46:26,591
What are you wear... That...
638
00:46:26,591 --> 00:46:29,230
Oh, my God.
That's Mrs Lipshitz's daughter's dress.
639
00:46:29,231 --> 00:46:30,670
What is she gonna say if she sees that?
640
00:46:30,671 --> 00:46:32,670
She's gonna say that I look better
than her daughter Stacy in it.
641
00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:33,869
That's what she's gonna say.
642
00:46:33,870 --> 00:46:34,909
- Take it off.
- No.
643
00:46:34,910 --> 00:46:39,310
- Right now. Take it off. Now!
- It's wasted on her. I'm not taking it off!
644
00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:40,429
They're engaged.
645
00:46:48,189 --> 00:46:51,788
You two must think
I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass.
646
00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:54,907
Your mother know about this, Chetty?
647
00:46:54,908 --> 00:46:56,588
Yes, Chetty, does your mother know?
648
00:46:56,827 --> 00:46:59,626
Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases.
Fryburg is a free man!
649
00:46:59,867 --> 00:47:02,105
I don't care
if he calls himself Melvin the Moon Man
650
00:47:02,106 --> 00:47:03,386
he's not marrying my daughter.
651
00:47:03,386 --> 00:47:05,385
- You're not going to come to my wedding?
- I'm coming.
652
00:47:05,386 --> 00:47:06,826
Your mother's not coming to the nuptials?
653
00:47:06,826 --> 00:47:08,265
- Hold on.
- Ma, you want a hit?
654
00:47:08,266 --> 00:47:11,065
If I died and was born again
no, I'm not coming.
655
00:47:11,066 --> 00:47:13,546
I'm your daughter! Your baby daughter!
656
00:47:13,546 --> 00:47:14,584
I'm in love, Ma.
657
00:47:14,825 --> 00:47:16,663
Love is the vaguest word
in the human vocabulary.
658
00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:19,625
- My head is full of Fryburg.
- It's terrible and beautiful.
659
00:47:19,626 --> 00:47:21,463
- His lips fill my dreams.
- Empty glasses.
660
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:24,414
- My head is full of Fryburg.
- It's terrible and beautiful.
661
00:47:24,414 --> 00:47:26,513
- His lips fill my dreams.
- Empty glasses.
662
00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:29,162
- When I'm away from him...
- Senseless conversations.
663
00:47:29,162 --> 00:47:32,112
- ...my thoughts are of him and only him.
- Cigarette ashes.
664
00:47:32,113 --> 00:47:33,062
He's my first love.
665
00:47:33,062 --> 00:47:34,513
Well, anybody can be in love.
666
00:47:34,513 --> 00:47:37,262
- I've read romances...
- When you've seen your lover...
667
00:47:37,263 --> 00:47:39,811
- ...puke his guts out...
- ...in prose and verse...
668
00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:42,710
- ...grow a cyst on his ass...
- ...in different languages.
669
00:47:42,711 --> 00:47:45,410
- ...crush you with his beer belly...
- So I must be...
670
00:47:45,411 --> 00:47:48,461
- ...stink of cheese...
- I must be in love. I love Fryburg...
671
00:47:48,462 --> 00:47:51,112
- ...reach in there and rip your heart out
- ...Mom...
672
00:47:51,112 --> 00:47:54,910
...and leaves a big, empty hole
then and only then can you say, "I love him!"
673
00:47:54,910 --> 00:47:55,959
Do you even love dad?
674
00:47:55,959 --> 00:47:56,109
I loved him. He pulled down the shade.
675
00:47:57,310 --> 00:47:58,190
Now I hate him.
676
00:48:00,948 --> 00:48:02,748
Why did you guys even get married then?
677
00:48:06,309 --> 00:48:07,188
I...
678
00:48:08,268 --> 00:48:09,267
I was lonely.
679
00:48:11,668 --> 00:48:12,548
He was handsome.
680
00:48:16,308 --> 00:48:20,667
Wild, crazy eyes, like an animal
peering out of a forest on fire.
681
00:48:23,746 --> 00:48:24,906
You know, love doesn't...
682
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:32,345
Not everything is cured by love, huh?
683
00:48:35,904 --> 00:48:38,103
Look, my life has been one hell of a mess
684
00:48:38,104 --> 00:48:40,824
but you are one of the reasons
that I keep trying.
685
00:48:42,664 --> 00:48:43,982
Rosebud's my heartache.
686
00:48:48,903 --> 00:48:51,061
Get a life and then do love.
687
00:48:52,982 --> 00:48:55,301
Don't throw your dreams
into the never-never.
688
00:48:56,383 --> 00:48:58,583
Life doesn't give you second chances.
689
00:49:01,662 --> 00:49:03,981
Come on, baby. Check it out! Check it out!
690
00:49:04,661 --> 00:49:05,741
We're gonna work.
691
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:08,499
Hey, you asshole.
692
00:49:19,299 --> 00:49:24,138
Tease me, tease me! Hammer me!
Slam me! Drill me!
693
00:49:24,138 --> 00:49:26,178
You did it for me. For me!
694
00:49:26,178 --> 00:49:29,097
Give me all of that helldog!
Pour it into my red-hot oven!
695
00:49:29,098 --> 00:49:31,697
Ooh, yeah, does it feel different?
Oh, does it feel different?
696
00:49:31,697 --> 00:49:33,696
Tease me! Love me! Don't stop!
697
00:49:33,697 --> 00:49:36,697
Oh, it's so beautiful! Oh, yeah!
It's so beautiful!
698
00:49:36,697 --> 00:49:41,856
Oh, yeah! I can't believe...
I can't believe you cut it off for me!
699
00:49:42,656 --> 00:49:46,255
You kill me! Oh! Yeah! Yes! I love it!
700
00:49:46,256 --> 00:49:49,255
Go on. Keep going, Nicky!
You know you can! You know you can!
701
00:49:49,255 --> 00:49:51,575
You used to be an athlete, didn't you?
Yeah, I know you did.
702
00:49:51,575 --> 00:49:55,255
That's it! Ooh, you filthy bugger!
Oh, keep going now. I love it! I love it!
703
00:49:56,655 --> 00:50:01,053
Oh, God, yes! Oh, yeah! Like that.
704
00:50:03,973 --> 00:50:06,732
It's lovely like that! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
705
00:50:13,652 --> 00:50:16,652
Give me
that fucking fairy dusting, Nick.
706
00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:33,609
You know what?
707
00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,888
Next time a flag rises
708
00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:39,648
you can knock on me back door.
709
00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,569
Marlon Brando style.
710
00:50:47,368 --> 00:50:51,927
What do you mean, up... Up your stovepipe?
711
00:50:53,367 --> 00:50:54,286
Yeah.
712
00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:56,046
Sure.
713
00:50:56,567 --> 00:50:57,446
Why not?
714
00:50:59,727 --> 00:51:01,005
Open my safe.
715
00:51:04,924 --> 00:51:06,084
This is great chicken.
716
00:51:06,085 --> 00:51:08,764
I'd better stop eating it.
I'll blow up like a fucking whale.
717
00:51:09,685 --> 00:51:11,763
You don't want a fat bird
for a girlfriend, do you?
718
00:51:13,644 --> 00:51:15,483
God. You are one crude broad.
719
00:51:19,002 --> 00:51:20,404
Is that what you think of me?
720
00:51:22,843 --> 00:51:25,323
I'm not a thinker. No.
721
00:51:28,921 --> 00:51:31,401
Do you think of me? Ever?
722
00:51:34,002 --> 00:51:36,640
Tell me what you like about me.
And don't be fucking polite.
723
00:51:41,601 --> 00:51:43,040
The nasty way you look at me.
724
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,400
Mmm-hmm.
725
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,079
The way you touch your hair and you twirl it.
726
00:51:54,519 --> 00:51:55,437
Right.
727
00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:59,918
Your soft, white basket
728
00:52:00,558 --> 00:52:01,598
up in the air
729
00:52:02,718 --> 00:52:05,597
staring at me like a third eyeball.
730
00:52:07,997 --> 00:52:08,997
You're funny.
731
00:52:08,997 --> 00:52:10,036
Your...
732
00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:15,556
I don't know, just, you're...
733
00:52:17,476 --> 00:52:19,476
Your red everything.
734
00:52:24,714 --> 00:52:25,993
I really like you.
735
00:52:26,394 --> 00:52:27,515
I like you, too.
736
00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:32,954
What about our future?
What are we gonna do?
737
00:52:44,393 --> 00:52:46,472
Just living till you die is hard work.
738
00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:57,231
♪ Tell me your love is true
739
00:52:58,191 --> 00:52:59,040
♪ Like I love you
740
00:53:14,549 --> 00:53:18,508
♪ Too many times romantic words are
spoken
741
00:53:18,869 --> 00:53:22,267
♪ Too many words of love are said in vain
742
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:26,386
♪ Too many times a foolish heart is broken
743
00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:30,667
♪ And left with just a memory for a token
744
00:53:31,226 --> 00:53:36,264
♪ How can I know that you
won't hurt me, too?
745
00:53:37,106 --> 00:53:39,225
♪ Do you love me the way you kiss me?
746
00:53:39,225 --> 00:53:42,345
♪ 'Cause you kiss me like you love me
747
00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:44,385
♪ Do you mean everything you say
748
00:53:44,385 --> 00:53:46,783
♪ And do you say everything you mean?
749
00:53:48,823 --> 00:53:50,622
♪ Do you love me the way you hold me?
750
00:53:50,944 --> 00:53:53,502
♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me
751
00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:55,943
♪ Is it only a lovely dream
752
00:53:55,944 --> 00:53:59,463
♪ Or can I dream of a wedding day?
753
00:54:36,819 --> 00:54:38,936
♪ Do you love me the way you hold me?
754
00:54:38,937 --> 00:54:41,616
♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me
755
00:54:42,137 --> 00:54:46,615
♪ Is it only a lovely dream or can I dream
756
00:54:48,256 --> 00:54:53,376
♪ Of a wedding day? ♪
757
00:55:06,534 --> 00:55:07,414
Tsk.
758
00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:15,572
There's nothing so magical
as a woman's ass!
759
00:55:16,493 --> 00:55:21,092
Give me hot broads in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.
760
00:55:28,531 --> 00:55:31,450
What is with men, huh?
They think they can whip their schlongs out
761
00:55:31,450 --> 00:55:34,610
whenever they want just in broad daylight
for the whole world to see?
762
00:55:34,611 --> 00:55:35,769
Give the guy a break.
763
00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:37,929
- What?
- Man is a beast.
764
00:55:38,370 --> 00:55:43,048
Take myself, for instance.
I see a young girl get up on a school bus
765
00:55:43,610 --> 00:55:47,288
jeans riding low, showing a thong.
766
00:55:48,249 --> 00:55:52,448
My first thought is
"I want to buzz your butt."
767
00:55:52,448 --> 00:55:53,647
- Am I right?
- Uh-huh.
768
00:55:54,408 --> 00:55:59,127
My second, "How could your mommy and
daddy allow you to go to school like that?"
769
00:55:59,128 --> 00:56:00,686
You should be ashamed of yourself.
770
00:56:00,686 --> 00:56:04,286
I am, but it doesn't last. Blah blah blah.
771
00:56:04,287 --> 00:56:05,447
Do you know where we're going?
772
00:56:05,447 --> 00:56:08,645
Ring-a-ding-ding. All right, $1.69, plus tax.
773
00:56:08,646 --> 00:56:09,845
Where?
774
00:56:10,486 --> 00:56:13,405
Round two
Baby Mazoa against Spice Wallah.
775
00:56:13,405 --> 00:56:15,605
Baby looks a little bit out of shape, there.
776
00:56:17,405 --> 00:56:18,485
Come on!
777
00:56:19,965 --> 00:56:21,644
These guys today, they can't fight!
778
00:56:21,644 --> 00:56:23,043
- Daddy.
- What?
779
00:56:23,043 --> 00:56:24,123
I've got to talk to you.
780
00:56:24,124 --> 00:56:25,283
I'm in the flesh.
781
00:56:25,284 --> 00:56:27,522
Yeah, but it's something that's really
really important...
782
00:56:27,522 --> 00:56:29,442
In the kidney, hit him in the kidney!
783
00:56:29,443 --> 00:56:31,603
- 'Cause I've been wrestling...
- Have some liquorice.
784
00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,642
No, thank you.
785
00:56:32,643 --> 00:56:33,923
Where's your mother?
786
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,122
Mother?
787
00:56:35,122 --> 00:56:39,321
That's it! Hit him in the stomach!
In the stomach! In the stomach! Yeah!
788
00:56:41,321 --> 00:56:42,321
- Dad?
- Yeah.
789
00:56:43,842 --> 00:56:45,242
I'm going into wedlock.
790
00:56:55,799 --> 00:56:56,959
So what did your mother say?
791
00:56:59,439 --> 00:57:01,039
She says I can't...
792
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:06,558
She says I can't marry no one. I'm...
793
00:57:08,557 --> 00:57:09,678
I'm too young.
794
00:57:11,918 --> 00:57:13,077
So she's against it.
795
00:57:14,997 --> 00:57:16,036
Right.
796
00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:20,956
And so am I.
797
00:57:22,717 --> 00:57:23,595
What?
798
00:57:24,637 --> 00:57:27,476
You guys don't even
talk to one another anymore.
799
00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:29,555
Well, I don't have to talk to your mother
to agree with her.
800
00:57:29,555 --> 00:57:30,956
That doesn't make any sense.
801
00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:38,114
There's a lot of things in this pothole
of a life that don't make sense.
802
00:57:38,714 --> 00:57:39,793
But you do them.
803
00:57:40,635 --> 00:57:43,433
It takes me a good, solid hour
plus coffee and a cigarette
804
00:57:43,434 --> 00:57:46,633
to evacuate in the morning.
Does that make sense? No.
805
00:57:47,993 --> 00:57:51,871
But I do it, because when I'm high up
on that bridge, I don't have a choice.
806
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,352
Okay.
807
00:58:21,708 --> 00:58:23,587
Don't overreact.
Let me finish what I'm saying.
808
00:58:23,588 --> 00:58:25,309
What do you mean
we don't know each other enough?
809
00:58:25,310 --> 00:58:26,787
- I've known you since you were born.
- I know that we...
810
00:58:26,788 --> 00:58:30,348
I know. But we don't know each other like
we're getting to know each other right now
811
00:58:30,348 --> 00:58:32,306
and I don't want to hop in right now.
I want to date...
812
00:58:32,306 --> 00:58:34,865
Let me tell you something, Baby.
It's all or nothing with Fryburg, okay?
813
00:58:34,866 --> 00:58:35,945
All or nothing!
814
00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,267
You take all of me
or you take none of me. I live right there.
815
00:58:38,267 --> 00:58:40,945
How am I gonna show my face in this
neighbourhood if you don't marry me now?
816
00:58:40,946 --> 00:58:42,866
Don't say that right now. Let's just...
We love each other...
817
00:58:42,866 --> 00:58:45,185
What do you want me to do? You want me
to change? Fryburg can't change.
818
00:58:46,505 --> 00:58:47,544
Fryburg stays like this.
819
00:58:47,545 --> 00:58:49,345
- You fell in love with this.
- Don't take that away from me.
820
00:58:49,345 --> 00:58:52,264
That's it! And you know what?
You're not in my band anymore.
821
00:58:52,265 --> 00:58:53,425
Oh, God.
822
00:58:53,425 --> 00:58:54,664
That's not what this is about...
823
00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:55,743
You're not in my band anymore!
824
00:58:57,025 --> 00:58:57,985
- Oh, God.
- Get back here
825
00:58:57,985 --> 00:58:59,343
and let's finish the conversation...
826
00:58:59,343 --> 00:59:00,543
- I loved you!
- ...Iike mature adults!
827
00:59:00,544 --> 00:59:02,383
No not loved. Get back here!
828
00:59:15,781 --> 00:59:16,820
Hello.
829
00:59:19,502 --> 00:59:20,462
Can I help?
830
00:59:21,142 --> 00:59:22,221
Twat did you say?
831
00:59:22,981 --> 00:59:23,979
Do you need help?
832
00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:26,659
Cunt hear you. Scum a little closer.
833
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:29,099
What did you say?
834
00:59:31,299 --> 00:59:35,619
What kind of underwear
do you think a man fancies?
835
00:59:37,179 --> 00:59:39,058
- Depends on the man.
- A man with a moustache.
836
00:59:40,699 --> 00:59:41,938
What sort of moustache?
837
00:59:41,938 --> 00:59:43,017
A dirty one.
838
00:59:44,778 --> 00:59:45,857
Dirty black one?
839
00:59:47,419 --> 00:59:49,377
Yeah. You hit the nail on the head.
840
00:59:50,778 --> 00:59:51,897
I like doing that.
841
00:59:54,497 --> 00:59:57,175
I'm in the market for some underwear.
The, uh
842
00:59:58,257 --> 01:00:01,856
kind of underwear
that makes a man lose his mind.
843
01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,616
Okay, well, I can help you with that.
844
01:00:10,134 --> 01:00:11,733
You know, a long time ago
845
01:00:12,693 --> 01:00:15,532
women didn't wear underwear
if they were well-bred.
846
01:00:16,494 --> 01:00:18,534
Only prostitutes wore panties.
847
01:00:20,454 --> 01:00:23,412
Right. I didn't know that.
848
01:00:25,892 --> 01:00:28,731
Well, now you know.
849
01:00:31,732 --> 01:00:34,492
Right. Do you want to follow me?
850
01:00:38,491 --> 01:00:39,810
Oh, God, I'm dying!
851
01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:40,970
No, you're not, sir.
852
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,490
I'm dying! I'm dying!
853
01:00:42,490 --> 01:00:43,730
Where is the pain, sir?
854
01:00:44,211 --> 01:00:45,770
Stomach! It's his stomach.
855
01:00:46,930 --> 01:00:49,250
What did you eat, sir?
What was the last thing that you ate?
856
01:00:52,129 --> 01:00:55,367
You said you were gonna leave some
for me. That was a four-pound tub!
857
01:00:55,368 --> 01:00:56,447
You ate the whole tub?
858
01:00:59,008 --> 01:00:59,969
How you doing, Mr Murder?
859
01:01:03,009 --> 01:01:05,248
How you doing? How's married life?
860
01:01:05,248 --> 01:01:07,926
Better, sir. Much better.
Thanks for your words of wisdom.
861
01:01:07,927 --> 01:01:09,525
- He tried to kill his self.
- With what?
862
01:01:09,807 --> 01:01:10,806
Black Liquorice.
863
01:01:10,806 --> 01:01:14,246
You tell your mother I apologise.
You tell her
864
01:01:15,566 --> 01:01:19,085
men are seaweed. Women are oak trees.
865
01:01:19,085 --> 01:01:21,284
Amen. Men die young.
866
01:01:21,965 --> 01:01:25,884
They think they ladies' men, 24l7.
Attila of the Springs and shit.
867
01:01:26,606 --> 01:01:28,884
Lips raw with love and then they be dead.
868
01:01:31,205 --> 01:01:32,844
You tell your mother I'm truly sorry.
869
01:01:35,524 --> 01:01:36,923
I know your tragedy.
870
01:01:36,923 --> 01:01:37,962
What tragedy?
871
01:01:38,722 --> 01:01:39,762
You got a loose one.
872
01:01:41,123 --> 01:01:42,123
Loose what?
873
01:01:42,123 --> 01:01:43,242
Pussy.
874
01:01:43,243 --> 01:01:46,003
Fuck you! What did you say?
875
01:01:46,003 --> 01:01:47,481
Wide fucking shores.
876
01:01:47,802 --> 01:01:50,360
You calling me used goods?
Who the fuck are you?
877
01:01:50,962 --> 01:01:53,001
Second-hand love doesn't work for me,
bitch.
878
01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:54,162
Don't worry, love.
879
01:01:54,762 --> 01:01:57,521
I lose interest in a man
as soon as he begins to care for me.
880
01:01:57,921 --> 01:01:59,639
I'm gonna rip your can wide open!
881
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,158
♪ Hee, hee, hee
882
01:02:10,158 --> 01:02:11,759
Stop it!
883
01:02:12,879 --> 01:02:13,838
I'll kill you!
884
01:02:14,319 --> 01:02:17,758
♪ Hee, hee, hee
885
01:02:17,758 --> 01:02:20,516
Get your fingers off me
you stupid cow!
886
01:02:20,517 --> 01:02:22,438
Kick that big, red butt.
887
01:02:23,678 --> 01:02:25,078
Why you try to kill yourself, sir?
888
01:02:26,556 --> 01:02:29,836
♪ Well brunettes are fine, man
And blondes are fun
889
01:02:29,837 --> 01:02:33,236
♪ But when it comes to getting
a dirty job done
890
01:02:33,236 --> 01:02:35,555
♪ I'll take a redheaded woman
891
01:02:37,316 --> 01:02:39,156
♪ A redheaded woman
892
01:02:40,275 --> 01:02:44,954
♪ It takes a redheaded woman
To get a dirty job done
893
01:02:44,954 --> 01:02:46,874
I'm going to break your face!
894
01:02:47,874 --> 01:02:50,955
♪ Well, listen up, stud
your life's been wasted
895
01:02:50,955 --> 01:02:54,632
♪ Till you've got down on your knees
and tasted
896
01:02:54,633 --> 01:02:56,793
♪ A redheaded woman
897
01:02:58,593 --> 01:03:00,192
♪ A redheaded woman
898
01:03:01,432 --> 01:03:03,991
♪ It takes a redheaded woman
899
01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:06,113
♪ Get a dirty job done
900
01:03:06,551 --> 01:03:08,551
The one in the middle's mine
she looks dirty!
901
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:12,191
♪ Well, I don't know how many girls
you've dated, man
902
01:03:12,191 --> 01:03:15,591
♪ But you ain't lived till you've had
your tires rotated
903
01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:17,910
♪ By a redheaded woman
904
01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:20,989
♪ Redheaded woman
905
01:03:20,990 --> 01:03:21,990
Ow!
906
01:03:22,430 --> 01:03:26,829
♪ It takes a redheaded woman
get a dirty job done ♪
907
01:03:26,829 --> 01:03:28,588
Well, she done
made that man sick.
908
01:03:33,389 --> 01:03:34,708
It's no picnic being a guy.
909
01:03:36,067 --> 01:03:37,227
Right? It's hard.
910
01:03:38,588 --> 01:03:42,267
I mean, If I was a woman
I would have been a prostitute.
911
01:03:44,427 --> 01:03:47,866
I broke up with Wanda.
Her ass was a travesty.
912
01:03:49,147 --> 01:03:51,106
There's just some things you can't overlook.
913
01:03:55,025 --> 01:03:56,464
What is going on out there?
914
01:04:00,065 --> 01:04:01,464
Get him, get him!
915
01:04:06,823 --> 01:04:08,463
Well, I'd run too, if I was gonna be a steak.
916
01:04:13,342 --> 01:04:14,222
Oh.
917
01:04:14,662 --> 01:04:17,982
Mrs Murder. Nice to see you. How are you?
918
01:04:19,103 --> 01:04:20,662
Every breath is a victory.
919
01:04:21,503 --> 01:04:22,421
Hiya, Mom.
920
01:04:22,982 --> 01:04:24,942
Don't you, "Hi, Mom" me.
921
01:04:29,622 --> 01:04:31,741
I told you. I told you!
922
01:04:32,901 --> 01:04:38,020
In the sixth grade, I told you
"Never tell a woman your business."
923
01:04:38,021 --> 01:04:41,659
"You just do your thing
and you keep it to yourself!"
924
01:04:45,059 --> 01:04:46,099
Maybe I should go.
925
01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:47,458
Sit down!
926
01:04:54,218 --> 01:04:58,776
I've got one foot on the banana peel
and one foot in the grave.
927
01:05:00,017 --> 01:05:01,417
And you do this to me?
928
01:05:03,417 --> 01:05:06,735
You have got dinosaur balls, buster.
929
01:05:08,455 --> 01:05:10,455
I should have clopped them off
when you were a kid.
930
01:05:10,456 --> 01:05:13,615
I'm your son, Ma! I could use some help.
931
01:05:13,615 --> 01:05:16,134
Does it look like I'm wearing
a white uniform?
932
01:05:16,615 --> 01:05:18,094
I'm supposed to be number one.
933
01:05:18,095 --> 01:05:21,653
You overshot your boundaries, number one!
934
01:05:22,094 --> 01:05:25,094
You go and get yourself a mistress
and on top of that
935
01:05:25,094 --> 01:05:27,253
you got yourself circumcised!
936
01:05:27,734 --> 01:05:30,614
Jesus! We're not even Jewish!
937
01:05:30,614 --> 01:05:31,853
I told him not to do it.
938
01:05:31,853 --> 01:05:34,573
Shut up! Who asked you?
939
01:05:34,892 --> 01:05:39,571
You're just like your father. And your
grandfather. May they rest in peace.
940
01:05:45,171 --> 01:05:46,251
Oh, yeah.
941
01:05:50,890 --> 01:05:52,249
Nicholas Nicotine.
942
01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:57,050
Wolf lungs. The doctor says
he's got wolf lungs. They're all black.
943
01:06:00,409 --> 01:06:03,009
Did I tell you his grandfather
tried to have sex with me?
944
01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:05,567
Really?
945
01:06:05,568 --> 01:06:06,607
I'm telling you.
946
01:06:08,489 --> 01:06:10,288
Told me my husband was a boy.
947
01:06:10,689 --> 01:06:13,928
That he could do things to me
that I couldn't imagine.
948
01:06:15,287 --> 01:06:16,326
Sexually?
949
01:06:16,687 --> 01:06:20,566
Well, yeah, sure.
He wasn't talking about going to Jersey.
950
01:06:22,087 --> 01:06:23,126
Jersey.
951
01:06:23,727 --> 01:06:28,565
That man, my father-in-law
had more ass than the seat on a toilet.
952
01:06:30,285 --> 01:06:32,844
Once he had an affair
with his architect's wife.
953
01:06:33,844 --> 01:06:38,484
He had them over to the house.
Right in front of his wife, he said to me
954
01:06:38,485 --> 01:06:40,684
"You take care of him
and I'll take care of her."
955
01:06:42,964 --> 01:06:44,523
Like I was his whore!
956
01:06:46,084 --> 01:06:47,283
You can't do that nowadays.
957
01:06:48,243 --> 01:06:49,642
His own daughter-in-law.
958
01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:51,883
He was dancing with her.
959
01:06:53,202 --> 01:06:54,442
He was a good dancer.
960
01:06:56,002 --> 01:06:57,121
And the woman
961
01:06:57,762 --> 01:06:59,681
Mrs Thompson was her name
962
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,401
she had no bloomers on.
963
01:07:02,201 --> 01:07:03,841
I seen it when he twirled her.
964
01:07:06,002 --> 01:07:08,560
My mother-in-law was in the kitchen
pulling her hair out.
965
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,559
And now this bastard goes and does
the same thing.
966
01:07:16,759 --> 01:07:18,560
It's in the genes. He can't help it.
967
01:07:20,999 --> 01:07:22,438
That long ago dance.
968
01:07:23,879 --> 01:07:24,999
I'm telling you
969
01:07:26,198 --> 01:07:27,757
I don't think I'm over it yet.
970
01:07:29,478 --> 01:07:32,918
Three generations of whoremasters.
971
01:07:37,717 --> 01:07:38,915
Ever been on a plane?
972
01:07:39,357 --> 01:07:41,156
No. Never.
973
01:07:43,795 --> 01:07:44,875
Someday.
974
01:07:44,876 --> 01:07:47,355
Yeah. Someday.
975
01:07:49,476 --> 01:07:50,715
- Look, Tula...
- Nicky?
976
01:07:55,714 --> 01:07:56,873
You shaved your moustache.
977
01:07:57,354 --> 01:07:58,513
Yeah, yeah. It's gone.
978
01:08:00,354 --> 01:08:01,394
Forever?
979
01:08:06,033 --> 01:08:07,192
You know, I could never...
980
01:08:07,953 --> 01:08:10,872
I can never find the right words to say
what I'm trying to say.
981
01:08:11,953 --> 01:08:14,071
Then don't say anything.
982
01:08:17,471 --> 01:08:18,831
We gotta stop.
983
01:08:18,832 --> 01:08:20,231
No. No, it doesn't.
984
01:08:20,232 --> 01:08:22,551
- Yeah. We're through. It's over.
- No!
985
01:08:24,031 --> 01:08:27,151
Come on. We deserve each other.
986
01:08:27,151 --> 01:08:29,429
Huh. You may be right about that, but...
987
01:08:29,430 --> 01:08:31,511
I am! You were meant for me.
988
01:08:32,990 --> 01:08:35,548
Look, I almost love you.
989
01:08:38,989 --> 01:08:40,308
"Killing me softly."
990
01:08:42,108 --> 01:08:43,308
I gotta go home.
991
01:08:43,309 --> 01:08:44,508
Home?
992
01:08:46,467 --> 01:08:47,747
Where is home?
993
01:08:50,787 --> 01:08:54,425
A place where a girl with kind eyes
named Kitty lives.
994
01:08:58,227 --> 01:08:59,425
I love my wife.
995
01:08:59,426 --> 01:09:00,546
Yeah.
996
01:09:00,546 --> 01:09:02,105
She's not gonna take you back.
997
01:09:02,106 --> 01:09:03,306
Yeah, we'll see. I...
998
01:09:04,985 --> 01:09:06,224
You fit into me.
999
01:09:08,586 --> 01:09:09,465
You know.
1000
01:09:10,863 --> 01:09:12,025
But I gotta change.
1001
01:09:13,466 --> 01:09:15,665
I'm a slow learner, but I'm gonna change.
1002
01:09:16,784 --> 01:09:19,023
You wouldn't be able to say that
if I was licking your balls.
1003
01:09:21,463 --> 01:09:22,463
It'd be hard.
1004
01:09:23,143 --> 01:09:25,582
Yeah, it'd be hard. It'd be rock hard.
1005
01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:27,982
Yeah, look, there's more to life
than that, Tula. Okay.
1006
01:09:27,983 --> 01:09:29,262
I let you in.
1007
01:09:29,701 --> 01:09:34,580
I let you open my apple like a fucking flower
in the fucking rain, you fuck!
1008
01:09:34,862 --> 01:09:36,700
There's more to life than a hard on, okay?
1009
01:09:36,701 --> 01:09:40,340
No, there's not! It starts there, doesn't it?
1010
01:09:40,341 --> 01:09:41,861
That's where life starts.
1011
01:09:42,421 --> 01:09:43,860
- Let me suck you before you leave me.
- No.
1012
01:09:43,861 --> 01:09:45,059
- Go on.
- No.
1013
01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:46,140
No!
1014
01:10:04,338 --> 01:10:07,536
♪ Under here
1015
01:10:08,817 --> 01:10:12,136
♪ You just take my breath away
1016
01:10:13,297 --> 01:10:15,215
♪ Under here
1017
01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:19,215
♪ The water flows over my head
1018
01:10:19,856 --> 01:10:21,254
♪ I can hear
1019
01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:25,055
♪ The little fishes
1020
01:10:25,495 --> 01:10:28,933
♪ Under here whispering
1021
01:10:28,934 --> 01:10:32,174
♪ Your most terrible name
1022
01:10:32,175 --> 01:10:34,453
♪ Under here
1023
01:10:34,453 --> 01:10:38,533
♪ They've given me starfish for eyes
1024
01:10:38,533 --> 01:10:41,692
♪ And your head
1025
01:10:41,693 --> 01:10:42,793
♪ Is a big red balloon
1026
01:10:48,131 --> 01:10:52,492
♪ Under here your huge hand
is heavy on my chest
1027
01:10:52,933 --> 01:10:55,532
♪ And under here, sir
1028
01:10:55,532 --> 01:10:58,690
♪ Your lovely voice retreats
1029
01:10:59,050 --> 01:11:01,530
♪ And yes
1030
01:11:01,530 --> 01:11:02,779
♪ You take my breath away
1031
01:11:47,645 --> 01:11:50,005
♪ And I glow
1032
01:11:50,883 --> 01:11:54,322
♪ With the greatness
1033
01:11:54,964 --> 01:11:56,063
♪ Of my hate for you ♪
1034
01:12:37,518 --> 01:12:38,557
Kitty, I...
1035
01:12:38,557 --> 01:12:39,837
- Stay away from me.
- Please.
1036
01:12:39,838 --> 01:12:41,437
- I'm not talking to you.
- I'm your husband.
1037
01:12:41,438 --> 01:12:43,877
I know that, you're the one that forgot it.
1038
01:12:43,878 --> 01:12:45,117
Can't you forgive?
1039
01:12:45,117 --> 01:12:46,396
The die is cast.
1040
01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:47,516
From the bottom of my heart...
1041
01:12:47,516 --> 01:12:49,116
You made your bed. Go lie in it
1042
01:12:49,117 --> 01:12:50,835
- I apologise.
- ...with your slut!
1043
01:12:50,836 --> 01:12:52,076
I know I lied to you.
1044
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,315
Point blank.
1045
01:12:53,315 --> 01:12:56,114
Can't you give me one more chance?
Please!
1046
01:12:56,115 --> 01:12:58,716
I'll do anything. Anything.
I'll give you anything.
1047
01:13:01,676 --> 01:13:02,835
I love you.
1048
01:13:03,515 --> 01:13:06,233
Maybe I don't know how to show it
like they do in the movies or in books
1049
01:13:06,234 --> 01:13:08,474
but I love. I have love to give!
1050
01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:17,193
I don't want your tired gestures of love.
1051
01:13:30,951 --> 01:13:32,750
♪ This is a man's world
1052
01:13:36,310 --> 01:13:38,230
♪ This is a man's world
1053
01:13:42,070 --> 01:13:45,788
♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing
1054
01:13:47,228 --> 01:13:50,027
♪ Without a woman or a girl
1055
01:13:55,748 --> 01:13:56,988
♪ You see
1056
01:13:56,988 --> 01:13:58,546
Oh, my God, a dog!
1057
01:13:58,547 --> 01:14:00,347
♪ Man made the train
1058
01:14:03,027 --> 01:14:05,106
♪ To carry the heavy load
1059
01:14:07,426 --> 01:14:09,386
♪ Man made the electric light
1060
01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,986
♪ To take us out of the dark
1061
01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:18,265
♪ Man made the boat for the water
1062
01:14:20,065 --> 01:14:21,664
♪ Like Noah made the Ark
1063
01:14:22,424 --> 01:14:26,663
♪ This is a man's, man's, man's world
1064
01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:30,024
♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing
1065
01:14:30,824 --> 01:14:32,702
♪ Without a woman or a girl
1066
01:14:38,104 --> 01:14:42,302
♪ He's lost in the wilderness
1067
01:14:45,661 --> 01:14:47,021
♪ He's lost
1068
01:14:50,062 --> 01:14:51,539
♪ In bitterness ♪
1069
01:15:02,298 --> 01:15:05,458
♪ I tell myself what's done is done
1070
01:15:06,778 --> 01:15:09,697
♪ I tell myself don't be a fool
1071
01:15:31,134 --> 01:15:34,175
Whoa, whoa, mister, hey!
What do you think you're doing?
1072
01:15:35,136 --> 01:15:36,096
Shovelling.
1073
01:15:36,855 --> 01:15:38,813
Not in my yard. Hey!
1074
01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:40,734
What are we, peeping Toms?
1075
01:15:40,734 --> 01:15:42,052
Buddy, you don't have to put this here...
1076
01:15:42,053 --> 01:15:47,014
This is my boyfriend! My boyfriend!
My one and only!
1077
01:15:47,014 --> 01:15:49,852
He's the Fruitman. I know who he is.
He works at the Big R.
1078
01:15:49,853 --> 01:15:52,652
You got one beautiful pair of little
hills there, lady.
1079
01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:56,011
- What?
- I watch you like dessert.
1080
01:15:56,693 --> 01:15:59,851
Bending over in them tight little clamdiggers.
1081
01:15:59,851 --> 01:16:03,131
Feeling the tomatoes. Squeezing them.
1082
01:16:04,371 --> 01:16:08,209
Full moons. Grand, wide open cans.
1083
01:16:08,210 --> 01:16:12,730
Oh, woman's ass!
Roundly defeating man's in every class!
1084
01:16:12,730 --> 01:16:14,208
Frances, that's enough!
1085
01:16:14,209 --> 01:16:15,490
- Shut up, Ma!
- Don't you talk to me...
1086
01:16:15,490 --> 01:16:20,088
You didn't want me to have a boyfriend!
You never did! You want them all to yourself!
1087
01:16:20,089 --> 01:16:21,808
The Fruitman's here to stay, Mommy!
1088
01:16:21,809 --> 01:16:22,968
- Don't you talk that way to me!
- Hey!
1089
01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:24,928
What the hell's going on out here?
1090
01:16:25,328 --> 01:16:28,648
Die, you bastard!
Go on, throw it in his fucking face!
1091
01:16:40,606 --> 01:16:42,766
You just twisted the cap off the tube, buddy.
1092
01:16:42,767 --> 01:16:44,766
When's the last time you and your wife
had sex?
1093
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,526
She hasn't been fucked in over a year!
1094
01:16:46,526 --> 01:16:48,726
- Tobacco Road!
- Come on, kumquat!
1095
01:16:48,726 --> 01:16:50,325
Fruitman, in the street!
1096
01:16:50,326 --> 01:16:53,004
- In the street! In the street!
- In the street!
1097
01:16:53,004 --> 01:16:56,643
Wait, wait, wait! Hey, what are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
1098
01:17:00,284 --> 01:17:01,444
She speaks to me.
1099
01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:08,682
Over here, Magoo!
1100
01:17:08,682 --> 01:17:10,082
Come on. Come on. Time for school!
1101
01:17:10,082 --> 01:17:11,082
- Come on!
- Ding dong, baby!
1102
01:17:12,442 --> 01:17:13,763
What's the matter, can't you smell me?
1103
01:17:13,763 --> 01:17:16,761
- Come here.
- Sad fuck! Come on, kill him! Murder him!
1104
01:17:19,121 --> 01:17:20,520
- Time for school, baby.
- Come on.
1105
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,439
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Come on!
1106
01:17:23,881 --> 01:17:24,960
Hit him!
1107
01:17:24,961 --> 01:17:29,199
Get him! Murder him! Come on! Get him!
Get in there! Punch him!
1108
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:35,479
Come on, hurry up!
1109
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:36,999
Ow, you fuck!
1110
01:17:36,999 --> 01:17:41,439
♪ It must be him, it must be him
1111
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:43,919
♪ Or I shall die ♪
1112
01:17:43,919 --> 01:17:47,317
Get him! Come on! Kill him!
Punch him! Kill him!
1113
01:17:51,236 --> 01:17:55,076
Give me a slap! Come on!
Punch him, I wanna see some blood!
1114
01:17:55,077 --> 01:17:57,756
Show me you love me!
Dickhead, show me you fucking love me!
1115
01:17:58,436 --> 01:17:59,635
Choke him! That's it!
1116
01:18:00,596 --> 01:18:02,715
Sweetheart! Watch out!
1117
01:18:05,634 --> 01:18:07,475
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1118
01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:11,914
Fuck! She hit me with a fucking tree!
1119
01:18:11,915 --> 01:18:16,314
Fucking troublemaker!
I'll kill you with a Glamour Stretcher!
1120
01:18:20,353 --> 01:18:22,833
Come on, you skinny thing.
Come on, you bastard.
1121
01:18:25,753 --> 01:18:29,631
♪ It must be him, it must be him
1122
01:18:29,632 --> 01:18:32,392
♪ Or I shall die ♪
1123
01:18:54,508 --> 01:18:58,388
My name is Rosebud. I did not begin right.
1124
01:18:59,588 --> 01:19:02,187
If I was ever well
it was before I can remember.
1125
01:19:03,588 --> 01:19:08,106
We're a crazy family
but there's love still here.
1126
01:19:10,147 --> 01:19:12,787
Our next door neighbours are mean people.
1127
01:19:13,427 --> 01:19:16,466
Frances' mother was in a circus.
She was an acrobat.
1128
01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:19,745
And she tried and tried to have a baby
and finally she had Frances
1129
01:19:20,626 --> 01:19:25,464
a foul-mouthed, spoiled princess
who fell in love with The Fruitman
1130
01:19:25,465 --> 01:19:28,385
who was born without a brain
and a pea for a heart.
1131
01:19:30,064 --> 01:19:33,944
This is my statement of feelings.
Thank you very much.
1132
01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:04,099
Rara, where are you going?
1133
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,578
So how are you?
1134
01:20:17,139 --> 01:20:18,617
Fine. You?
1135
01:20:23,857 --> 01:20:24,977
My head hurts.
1136
01:20:38,215 --> 01:20:41,453
"Will there be any stars
any stars in my crown"
1137
01:20:44,935 --> 01:20:46,975
"When the evening sun goes down?"
1138
01:20:50,094 --> 01:20:52,653
"Will there be any stars in my crown?"
1139
01:21:06,212 --> 01:21:07,291
What can I say?
1140
01:21:09,052 --> 01:21:10,410
There's nothing to say.
1141
01:21:19,450 --> 01:21:20,450
Ethel Merman.
1142
01:21:28,210 --> 01:21:29,969
What about Ethel Merman?
1143
01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:32,329
- I never liked Ethel Merman.
- Yeah?
1144
01:21:34,208 --> 01:21:39,447
When I took you to see her
she intruded on our aloneness
1145
01:21:39,448 --> 01:21:42,287
with that foghorn of a voice.
1146
01:21:42,768 --> 01:21:44,407
There's lots of kinds of singers.
1147
01:21:44,407 --> 01:21:46,406
- Ethel belted.
- Yeah.
1148
01:21:48,807 --> 01:21:51,445
Didn't...
Didn't Ernest Borgnine give her a smack?
1149
01:21:51,445 --> 01:21:52,445
Yep. Yep.
1150
01:21:54,367 --> 01:21:58,045
Gave her the bloody end of the stick.
Marriage lasted a week.
1151
01:22:00,845 --> 01:22:02,885
Well, you can't blame Ernie.
1152
01:22:03,964 --> 01:22:07,324
"You Can't Get A Man With A Gun"
would drive any man crazy.
1153
01:22:12,764 --> 01:22:14,163
Ray Middleton, him I liked.
1154
01:22:14,164 --> 01:22:15,163
Hmm.
1155
01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:31,840
♪ The girl that I marry would have to be
1156
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,400
♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery
1157
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:41,719
♪ The girl I call my own
1158
01:22:44,199 --> 01:22:46,878
♪ Would wear satin and laces
1159
01:22:48,078 --> 01:22:49,918
♪ And smell like cologne ♪
1160
01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:29,945
Dear Father, forgive me
for I have sinned. It's been...
1161
01:24:31,705 --> 01:24:35,144
twenty, thirty years since my last
confession.
1162
01:24:38,584 --> 01:24:40,303
Do you believe in God?
1163
01:24:41,223 --> 01:24:44,104
I don't know. I'd like to.
1164
01:24:53,742 --> 01:24:56,383
I'm a jealous, selfish man.
1165
01:24:59,222 --> 01:25:02,221
My wife, she never got her due, not from me.
1166
01:25:03,821 --> 01:25:05,221
I loved her, but, but...
1167
01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:09,538
that's not enough.
1168
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:16,979
Now the, uh
1169
01:25:19,899 --> 01:25:22,098
smoke fairy's gonna make me disappear.
1170
01:25:24,338 --> 01:25:25,619
Puff by puff.
1171
01:25:27,738 --> 01:25:30,099
My sweet little Princess Nicotine.
1172
01:25:33,417 --> 01:25:35,136
I'm going to die, Father.
1173
01:25:35,975 --> 01:25:38,536
Like everybody does, even the rich people.
1174
01:25:43,936 --> 01:25:46,175
So I just thought
that maybe it was time to, uh
1175
01:25:49,096 --> 01:25:51,495
get a few things down on the record.
1176
01:26:08,533 --> 01:26:09,773
I'm Kitty's husband.
1177
01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:13,612
I know.
1178
01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,052
Two things.
1179
01:26:24,411 --> 01:26:26,291
Two things a man should be able to do.
1180
01:26:26,292 --> 01:26:29,610
Be romantic and smoke his brains out.
1181
01:26:32,849 --> 01:26:33,888
I agree.
1182
01:26:52,328 --> 01:26:53,688
♪ One
1183
01:26:53,688 --> 01:26:58,486
♪ Thou shalt never love another
1184
01:26:58,926 --> 01:27:00,725
♪ Thou shalt never love another
1185
01:27:00,725 --> 01:27:01,885
♪ Two
1186
01:27:01,885 --> 01:27:06,084
♪ And stand by me all the while
1187
01:27:06,085 --> 01:27:08,644
♪ And stand by me all the while
1188
01:27:08,645 --> 01:27:09,765
♪ Three
1189
01:27:09,765 --> 01:27:14,404
♪ Take happiness with the heartaches
1190
01:27:14,884 --> 01:27:16,683
♪ Take happiness with the heartaches
1191
01:27:16,684 --> 01:27:17,763
♪ Four
1192
01:27:17,764 --> 01:27:22,244
♪ And go through life wearing a smile
1193
01:27:22,244 --> 01:27:23,884
♪ And go through life wearing a smile
1194
01:27:23,884 --> 01:27:27,602
♪ Oh, how happy we will be
1195
01:27:27,602 --> 01:27:30,440
♪ If we keep
1196
01:27:30,441 --> 01:27:34,802
♪ The ten commandments of love
1197
01:27:35,802 --> 01:27:36,881
♪ Of love
1198
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:41,959
♪ Five
1199
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:46,239
♪ Thou should always have faith in me
1200
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,599
♪ Thou should always have faith in me
1201
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:53,679
♪ In everything I say and do ♪
1202
01:27:54,879 --> 01:27:56,919
- Can I sit down?
- Sure.
1203
01:28:05,518 --> 01:28:06,797
I really miss you.
1204
01:28:14,598 --> 01:28:16,036
I miss you, too.
1205
01:28:21,155 --> 01:28:22,474
I wanted to ask you
1206
01:28:23,355 --> 01:28:26,355
if you could maybe...
1207
01:28:30,796 --> 01:28:34,194
I'll be there for you. I'll take care of you.
But I...
1208
01:28:34,714 --> 01:28:37,793
I can't, you know.
1209
01:28:37,793 --> 01:28:39,232
Oh, no, no, no.
1210
01:28:40,952 --> 01:28:42,354
That's not what I'm asking you.
1211
01:28:44,873 --> 01:28:45,752
Oh.
1212
01:28:47,073 --> 01:28:48,352
Sorry.
1213
01:28:48,352 --> 01:28:50,311
No, I'm sorry. I should've...
1214
01:28:51,432 --> 01:28:53,871
- I mean, I want to.
- Well.
1215
01:28:53,872 --> 01:28:55,870
I still have feelings.
1216
01:28:55,871 --> 01:28:57,591
I should hope so.
1217
01:29:00,150 --> 01:29:02,510
What I wanted to ask you is
1218
01:29:04,670 --> 01:29:09,549
now that I'm not feeling so good
if maybe you could
1219
01:29:11,230 --> 01:29:12,389
once in a while
1220
01:29:15,069 --> 01:29:17,828
scare me or something.
1221
01:29:18,868 --> 01:29:22,226
You know, let me know I'm still alive.
1222
01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:29,706
Okay.
1223
01:29:29,706 --> 01:29:31,185
- You understand?
- I do.
1224
01:29:31,986 --> 01:29:32,866
Okay.
1225
01:29:41,586 --> 01:29:42,585
Thank you.
1226
01:29:43,785 --> 01:29:45,184
You're welcome.
1227
01:31:40,130 --> 01:31:41,129
I love you.
1228
01:31:48,048 --> 01:31:49,528
I love you, too.
1229
01:31:52,928 --> 01:31:54,048
Kiss me.
1230
01:32:10,167 --> 01:32:12,725
"I never knew the sky
could be so deep a blue
1231
01:32:14,286 --> 01:32:16,845
"Until I knew I could not grow old with you"
1232
01:32:27,443 --> 01:32:28,643
Hello.
1233
01:32:29,924 --> 01:32:31,123
Yeah.
1234
01:32:32,323 --> 01:32:33,402
Yeah.
1235
01:32:36,122 --> 01:32:37,161
Yeah.
1236
01:34:57,584 --> 01:35:00,902
♪ The girl
that I marry would have to be
1237
01:35:02,422 --> 01:35:05,424
♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery
1238
01:35:07,664 --> 01:35:10,703
♪ The girl I call my own
1239
01:35:13,223 --> 01:35:16,061
♪ Would wear satin and laces
1240
01:35:17,143 --> 01:35:18,702
♪ And smell like cologne
1241
01:35:21,621 --> 01:35:24,740
♪ Her nails will be polished and in her hair
1242
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:29,379
- ♪ She'll wear a gardenia
- ♪ There'll be a gardenia
1243
01:35:29,380 --> 01:35:31,100
♪ And I'll be there
1244
01:35:32,780 --> 01:35:37,099
♪ Instead of flittin', she'll be sittin'
1245
01:35:38,099 --> 01:35:41,098
♪ Next to me
and she'll purr like a kitten
1246
01:35:45,219 --> 01:35:47,898
♪ A doll I can carry
1247
01:35:48,898 --> 01:35:51,497
♪ The girl that I marry
1248
01:35:53,057 --> 01:35:54,257
♪ Must be ♪
1249
01:36:22,093 --> 01:36:25,052
♪ Didn't I make you feel
1250
01:36:26,572 --> 01:36:30,852
♪ Like you were the only man?
1251
01:36:34,412 --> 01:36:38,811
♪ Didn't I give you everything
that a woman possibly can?
1252
01:36:41,330 --> 01:36:46,010
♪ But with all the love I give you
it's never enough
1253
01:36:46,011 --> 01:36:48,210
♪ But I'm gonna show you, baby
1254
01:36:48,609 --> 01:36:51,330
♪ That a woman can be tough
1255
01:36:51,330 --> 01:36:54,809
♪ So come on, come on
1256
01:36:54,810 --> 01:36:58,370
♪ Come on, come on
1257
01:36:58,370 --> 01:37:02,288
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1258
01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:04,367
♪ Break it
1259
01:37:04,367 --> 01:37:08,486
♪ Break another little bit
of my heart now, honey
1260
01:37:08,967 --> 01:37:09,928
♪ Have a
1261
01:37:09,928 --> 01:37:13,767
♪ Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1262
01:37:15,007 --> 01:37:19,485
♪ You know you've got it
if it makes you feel good
1263
01:37:19,485 --> 01:37:22,564
♪ You're out on the street
1264
01:37:22,565 --> 01:37:24,365
♪ Looking good
1265
01:37:24,365 --> 01:37:28,845
♪ And you know deep down in your heart
that ain't right
1266
01:37:30,565 --> 01:37:35,682
♪ You never, never hear me
when I cry at night
1267
01:37:38,844 --> 01:37:42,883
♪ I tell myself that I can't stand the pain
1268
01:37:43,243 --> 01:37:47,961
♪ But when you hold me in your arms
I say it again
1269
01:37:49,362 --> 01:37:52,281
♪ So come on, come on
1270
01:37:52,282 --> 01:37:55,081
♪ Come on, come on
1271
01:37:55,081 --> 01:37:56,160
♪ Take it
1272
01:37:56,161 --> 01:37:59,840
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1273
01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:01,759
♪ Break it
1274
01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:05,360
♪ Break another little bit
of my heart now, baby
1275
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:07,000
♪ You can have a
1276
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:11,759
♪ Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1277
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:16,998
♪ You know you got it
if it makes you feel good
1278
01:38:18,758 --> 01:38:22,357
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1279
01:38:23,078 --> 01:38:24,157
♪ Break it
1280
01:38:24,158 --> 01:38:28,475
♪ Break another little piece
of my heart now, honey ♪
1281
01:38:40,516 --> 01:38:45,715
♪ I wonder who's kissing him now
1282
01:38:49,635 --> 01:38:55,673
♪ I wonder who's showing him how
1283
01:38:59,193 --> 01:39:02,432
♪ I wonder who's looking
1284
01:39:03,273 --> 01:39:05,073
♪ Into his eyes
1285
01:39:08,512 --> 01:39:12,670
♪ Breathing sighs
1286
01:39:13,391 --> 01:39:17,631
♪ Telling lies
1287
01:39:17,632 --> 01:39:22,349
♪ I wonder who's buying
1288
01:39:22,751 --> 01:39:24,749
♪ The wine
1289
01:39:27,630 --> 01:39:34,228
♪ For lips that I used to call mine
1290
01:39:37,028 --> 01:39:40,467
♪ And I wonder if he
1291
01:39:41,547 --> 01:39:46,666
♪ Ever tells her of me
1292
01:39:46,667 --> 01:39:48,906
♪ I wonder
1293
01:39:48,907 --> 01:39:54,626
♪ Who's kissing him now ♪
1294
01:39:56,865 --> 01:39:59,865
That's Rosebud.
Rosebud at Cabaret.
1295
01:40:01,625 --> 01:40:06,504
♪ I asked my love to take a walk
1296
01:40:07,665 --> 01:40:12,382
♪ Take a walk, just a little way
1297
01:40:12,783 --> 01:40:15,943
♪ And as we walked along
1298
01:40:15,943 --> 01:40:22,902
♪ We talked of when would be
our wedding day
1299
01:40:23,501 --> 01:40:28,902
♪ And only say that you'll be mine
1300
01:40:28,903 --> 01:40:34,181
♪ And in no others' arms entwine
1301
01:40:34,780 --> 01:40:39,379
♪ Down beside where the waters flow
1302
01:40:39,819 --> 01:40:44,339
♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio
1303
01:40:45,299 --> 01:40:50,778
♪ I plunged a knife into her breast
1304
01:40:50,778 --> 01:40:56,218
♪ And told her she was going to rest
1305
01:40:56,218 --> 01:41:01,296
♪ She cried, "Oh, Willy, don't
you murder me"
1306
01:41:01,297 --> 01:41:06,857
♪ "I'm not prepared for eternity"
1307
01:41:06,857 --> 01:41:11,975
♪ And only say that you'll be mine
1308
01:41:12,575 --> 01:41:17,694
♪ And in no others' arms entwined
1309
01:41:18,095 --> 01:41:22,854
♪ Down beside where the waters flow
1310
01:41:23,254 --> 01:41:28,133
♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio
1311
01:41:28,494 --> 01:41:33,333
♪ And going home between
12:00 and 1:00
1312
01:41:33,653 --> 01:41:39,213
♪ I cried, "Oh Lord, what have I done?"
1313
01:41:39,213 --> 01:41:44,052
♪ I killed the girl I love, you see
1314
01:41:44,612 --> 01:41:46,970
♪ Because she would not marry me ♪
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