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Money

That which separates the haves from the have-nots

But what is money?

It's everything if you don't have it, right?

Half of all American adults have more credit card debt than savings

25% have no savings at all

And only 15% of the population

is on track to fund even one year of retirement

Suggesting what?

The middle class is evaporating?

Or the American Dream is dead?

You wouldn't be sitting there listening to me if the latter were true

You see, I think most people just have a fundamentally flawed view of money

Is it simply an agreed-upon unit of exchange for goods and services?

$370 for a gallon of milk?

Thirty bucks to cut your grass?

Or is it an intangible?

Security or happiness Peace of mind

Let me propose a third option

Money as a measuring device

You see, the hard reality is how much money we accumulate in life

is not a function of who's president

or the economy or bubbles bursting or bad breaks or bosses

It's about the American work ethic

The one that made us the greatest country on Earth

It's about bucking the media's opinion as to what constitutes a good parent

Deciding to miss the ball game, the play, the concert,

because you've resolved to work and invest in your family's future

And taking responsibility for the consequences of those actions

Patience Frugality Sacrifice

When you boil it down, what do those three things have in common?

Those are choices

Money is not peace of mind

Money's not happiness

Money is, at its essence

that measure of a man's

choices

Okay

Well, we're really just getting started looking at, uh, interviewing,

I guess you'd say, financial advisors

Mmm-hmm Sure You're doing your due diligence

Mr Byrde, we don't know

Call me Marty

Marty, we don't know that much about stocks and investing

Well, I kinda do

I do I just don't have time to do the research

We wanna be comfortable

with who we trust our money to

Um-hum

Um, well, tell me, um what are your What are your financial plans?

Do you have a a five-year goal?

Yeah, we would like to build out our basement, ideally

And we would like a pool

We're not getting a pool

We're getting a pool

- He does this all the time - Pools are tricky

Very difficult to, uh, recoup your money when it comes time to sell

As an investment uh, they're poor

Marty, gotta be in the city at 4:00

- Yep - Leave in ten?

Yeah Hey, come on in, meet the Hunkins

- Oh Hi! - This is Liddell of Liddell & Byrde

This is Bruce Liddell

The Hunkins are just interviewing financial advisors, so

- Oh, so you didn't tell them? - What about?

Okay So, we handle 73% of Northwestern's entire surgical staff

- Wow - Yeah, that's our appointment

So, due to that level of business, we're about to stop taking on new clients

There is an Edward Jones office on Wacker I hear does a halfway decent job

Or

Marty, you tell me if it's not too late

then $5,000 would still open an account here today

And we'd be happy to take check or credit card

Okay

Um check?

Great Great

Nice to meet you two Marty, I'll see you in the car

Yep

Central location, magnificent architecture

I know for a fact I'm the first person showing this

So you guys are in for a treat

Views of the Chicago River Room for expansion

- Oh, my goodness, this is perfect, baby - The lease options are

- Babe, not while I'm working - I love when you give me boundaries

Oh, thank God Marty, what do you think?

Don't you love it?

It's nice Very nice

- It's nice? - Yeah

Fucking nice? I'm in that corner, you're in that corner

Twenty people working for us Boom, boom, boom

Two receptionists

What kind of windows are these?

- The kind you see through - I don't know

I mean, this is southern facing, right?

I mean, depending on their performance rating,

the cooling bill will be 15, 20% higher in the summer

Something to consider

You wanna go call some clients or something?

I think Marty and I need to huddle up

- He's being a little bitch Yeah? Okay - Yeah

- Sure - All right

Saw your computer screen

Wendy catches you rubbing one out to that amateur backdoor action,

she's gonna fucking crap a toaster, dude

What are you thinking?

You and Wendy been together how long? Twenty years?

- Twenty-two - Twenty-two years

Holy Christ, those threads are stripped

- It's a long time - It's a long time Liz Liz

Nothing's off-menu

This girl's got a wink like a fox trap

This is your future wife you're talking about

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Easy - That is enough

Easy, settle

Marty Byrde, you're my best friend I love you, I do

But you're living a tragically subdued life

Mmm-hmm

And how is it How is it we make the same bank,

and yet I can see my place in Trump Tower from here

and you're driving a ten-year-old Camry with cloth fucking seats?

Nothing wrong with that Camry

And I do just fine, sex-wise

- Oh, oh, oh, really? Really? - Yeah

Says the man watching DIY porn in his office, with clients present

Wow

Now, be honest When was the last time you were really truly happy?

Oh, come on

- Come on I'm planning up - Okay, okay

You got me You got me

Financial advisor's not my dream job,

but I am taking a fucking bite out of the apple

- Are you? - Yeah

Hey, check this out Check this out

Liz and I went here

last weekend Amazing

Amazing Look at this

- Lake of the Ozarks? - Yeah Lake of the Ozarks

Southern Missouri The Redneck Riviera, baby

I thought I was gonna hate the place Got there

almost pissed myself

- Yeah? - Seriously This bad boy

This bad boy has more shoreline, literally,

than the entire coast of California

- Look at that Yeah, yeah, yeah - Come on

Every summer, five million cash-rich tourists show up, descend on the place

And it's got everything Rich, poor, bass boats, yachts, condos

- You keep this You hold on to this - This is mine?

Yeah, you put that on your vision board Okay?

This place, I'm telling you, it's got everything

My point is, you can buy land right down to the waterline

We invest, okay?

Use it as an excuse to get out of the city

Your mood improves, probably your marriage

Decision, boys?

- I think we'll take it - Nice

No What? No, we're not

We're not We're gonna consider it

- We're not taking it yet - Mm

Sometimes, we don't think we're gonna like something,

but then you try it,

and then suddenly you realize that you're having fun

Think about your trampoline

I mean, your father and I fought about getting that for years

And then, all of a sudden, what happened? Next thing you knew,

the two of us were doing backflips out there with you

Mom, I don't want to go to the dance and I'm not gonna have fun

Look, if he's just gonna stand around, why make him go?

It's a school dance Everybody stands around

- You just don't want me there - I'm trying to help you, retard

- Hey - You're the retard

- Hey Stop it, both of you - We don't use that word You know that

You know, maybe you should go

Then you can wear your Minecraft T-shirt and take your spear

Oh, screw you

- Stop it, both of you - Put that back, please

Your brother is handsome no matter what he wears

- Give me that - Gotta put yourself out there

Give me the clicker, please I was watching that

- No, you're not - Yes, I was

Give it to me and eat your dinner and leave your brother alone

Why do you always take his side? Not like you ever say anything to him

Not taking his side You're picking on him

Okay, okay Just stop

- Can we reset this conversation? - Yeah, let's do it

How was your day?

How was yours?

My day was very exciting

I went to Costco And then I went and got groceries

And then I I dropped off the recyclables

And then I took Jonah to the dentist And then

Do not throw that out Your father might want it later

- You want it? - No, thank you No

- Okay - That's very exciting

Didn't you get, um, groceries on Monday?

Um-hum

- I need ten dollars - What for?

There's a fundraiser for Hannah Lawson

Is she all right?

- She has psoriasis - Oh Jesus Christ

It's a disease, Dad Like cancer, okay?

No Is it?

It's itchy skin, honey

There's no cure

Right, let's save our money

I mean, if they're close to a cure for flaky skin

and your contribution's gonna put a crack team of dermatologists

over the top, then I'm gonna pony up

But until then, I'd like to save my ten bucks Okay?

I am not calling you one, but why are you acting so dickish?

I mean, it is only $10

One day, you're gonna work for a living

and you're not gonna like people with hands in your pockets

Charlotte, get the ten dollars out of my purse

- No, it's fine Let her face fall off - It's

- It's ten dollars For God's sake - What?

She asked me for $20 last week and $50 the weekend before that

She's 15 years old She needs to know the value of money

- Do you not agree? - I agree

Your Consumer Reports came today

That's ironic

- Thank you for dinner - I worked hard at it

some of the dangers, and we wanted to look further

And while studies have shown that potentially deadly side effects

are extremely rare,

fewer than 11 cases per 10,000 women who use it for a year,

families affected point out

that the incidence of life-threatening blood clots is still double

Do you want the History Channel?

Mm-mm Thank you I'm watching something else

I'm tired

You seem awfully quiet

Just got something on my mind

- Do you care if I go to bed? - Mm-mm

- Good night - Good night

- Who loves his little girl? - You do, Daddy

Good night

Yeah, I got it

You haven't done this before, have you?

Why?

Handsome

Clean

Fit

Let me guess Your wife won't do what you want her to do

If you were my man, working all day so I could stay at home

which, uh

let's face it

it was a bitch when they were little, but

but now they're both teens and in school all day

Private school, too

Even though you pay a shit-pot full of state taxes

and live in a top-rated public school district

who's never missed a mortgage payment?

Marty Byrde

Nice home on a quarter-acre squared-off lot in the suburbs?

Marty fucking Byrde

Putting presents underneath the tree since 2002

Not only would I not cheat on you

but I I'd let you do

anything you wanted

Do me a favor

Don't come too fast

Hey

You can't be beatin' off in your car, baby It's a workplace

Yeah Thank you

- Hello - Marty, it's Bruce

I'm at Hanson's

Trucking? Why?

I'm with Senior and Junior I need you here, Marty Now

Now? No, Bruce It's the middle of the night

Tell me what the problem is, and I can try

Del Del's here

Okay

Hey, Mr Hanson Hey, Bruce

Hey, Marty Del just has a few questions He's

Yeah? What's going on?

Hey, Del Didn't know you were coming in town

- You look good, Marty - Yeah, thanks

Where's my $5 million?

Your what?

Your $5 million?

- What's he talking about? - Have a seat

Whatever's between you is your business Got nothing to do with me and my dad

Shut up, son

- We run a clean shop - Clean?

Other than the $100 million in drug money that you and your father collect

and transport to these two gentlemen to launder?

Clean to you

Listen, Del Wh Whatever money you're missing,

I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation

No "Stolen" That's my word

Sit down

Yeah

Mr Del Rio I swear, we are not stealing from you

We log all of our weights

Check 'em The numbers don't lie

Should tell that to him

From Chicago to Panama, Moscow to Tel Aviv,

Marty Byrde can make $100 million in dirty money

disappear like spit on a hot skillet

Mr Rio? I have to pee

Of course

When I was nine years old,

I started working for my parents' grocery store

Wasn't a big store, but it fed six kids

We had four cashiers

Carlotta, our best

maybe 30

started there when she was 15

She was loyal

The kind of person you call "Aunt" when you're nine years old,

because she was always there

Always with a smile

And then one day, my father's closing up

and he sees Aunt Carlotta slip five dollars' worth of pesos

out of the till, into her pocket

He could not believe it

"Why? Why, Carlotta?"

"If you needed the money, why didn't you just come to me?"

Carlotta was a proud woman

Not too proud to steal, but proud

She had four kids, no husband

Her youngest one had asthma

Said she needed the money to buy medicine

So her boy could breathe

Cried like a baby

Swore she would never do it again

Begged my father not to fire her

Begged

Mr Hanson

what should my father do with Aunt Carlotta?

Five dollars?

You tell her if it happens again, she's gone

You put her on probation

Probation

I love America

Bruce?

One mistake against 15 years

Training cashiers is a bitch I'd give her a second chance, Del

Marty, what should my father do?

I know what this is I know what you're doing

This is an intimidation audit

Yeah? I mean, you think you can just come in here unannounced

and rattle some cages, and someone's gonna admit to skimming?

I mean, you're fishing

And, I mean, people steal I get it

But you got a distribution chain downstream

that's run by meth heads and drug dealers

That's where you're gonna find your Aunt Carlottas They're not in here

We've been laundering money for Mr Navarro for ten years?

That's right

The only thing you've done here is you've involved a civilian All right?

And, you know, to be honest, this, uh

Dale Carnegie-Pablo Escobar ruse?

I think that that's beneath you

- Come on, Del - Ruse?

- Ruse - That's a good word

Muchachos!

- What the fuck? - Put it down!

- Jesus Christ! - Whoa! Just slow down, Del!

- What the fuck? - Shit!

Liz!

- Look, my dad had nothing to do with this - God, Marty!

- It was Bruce's idea - Hey, shut the

Shut the fuck up!

- He came to me It was Bruce - It was Bruce

- It was his idea - Hey! Shut

Del! What have you done, Del? Goddamn it, what have you done?

Please, listen Listen to me

You don't wanna do this Tell me

Goddamn it!

He he made a terrible mistake We will work for free!

Please, please, my dad had nothing to do with this

You know what I like about Chicago?

All the Mexicans

Culture, the food, the language

The women I feel at home

You know what I dislike about Chicago?

All the fucking Mexicans

Might as well put up a sign that says,

"Welcome to Chicago, drug hub of the US"

FinCEN, DEA, ATF, FBI

all circling like buzzards

And where does all the drama come from?

Hmm?

Four sticky-fingered white men

Del, he's my son

Please He made a terrible mistake

I can make this right

I swear to God, I can make it right I I can make it right

A father shouldn't have to see his child die

- Dad! - No!

How'd you do it, Bruce?

Hey

Hanson's men picked up the shipment of cash

along with whatever legitimate load Air conditioners

Subtract the weight of the cash from the weight of the trucks

We rigged the gas gauges

They'd read full when they were five gallons light

How much, Bruce?

Eight million over three years

Okay

Ready?

Marty had nothing to do with this

This is all me

I need you to understand

I I would've never done any of this if I thought it would hurt you

And I am

Let me just say goodbye to my kids

They're asleep And I'll just

I'll just leave them a message, you know

And they're confused

and worried about me

Hang on one second I'll just leave a message

Tell 'em that I'm going away somewhere and that I'm gonna miss 'em

They know

- Where are they? - Huh?

Are your kids in school? Summer break?

What?

Your kids, summer break?

I don't want to do Wendy in front of the kids

Wendy doesn't know anything about what I do

I never told her about anything that I do Not once

Not once You don't need to do anything to Wendy

- Are we ready? - No, no, no No, hang on Hang on

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait One second

Just talk to me for one second Just hang on a second

Um

More shoreline

More shoreline than the whole coast of California

Excuse me?

This place right here has more shoreline

than the whole coast of California

And apparently, every summer

Hang on, listen to me

Every summer, the population of this place explodes

Tons of tourists Midwesterners from all over the place

Blue-collar, white-collar, loaded with cash

Okay?

That's why I got this brochure

- I gotta go - Hang on, one second

I got this brochure last week, scouting businesses,

and I brought it back to talk to Bruce about it

And I was gonna talk to you,

because I wanna put the house on the market,

and I wanna move down there with the family,

and I wanna do what we do down there

You're right about Chicago

You got the FBI and the ATF and the CIA

And they're all They're circling around Chicago

And they're tapping phones, and they're monitoring bank accounts,

and I just

We need a new hub I need a new hub

Okay? This place

It's away from every single law enforcement agency in the US

and it's cash rich Okay?

Think about it I mean, what do I do?

I launder ten percent of what the cartel does in the US? Right?

And even if you piecemeal five percent off to some other guy,

you know, which I doubt you do, but even if you do,

that's 85% that's getting shipped across the border into Mexico

All right? And how much of that is getting seized?

A lot It's a waste

How much of it is getting siphoned off to,

you know, bribe the border patrol guys

and-and the Cops,

and the politicians and the judges and all that stuff?

It's all going out the window Just give it to me

I want more than just the ten percent I want it all

And I wanna take it down there Okay?

What did these guys take from you? Was it eight? Is that what they said?

I'll get you that I'll put that together I'll make you whole

You call it earnest money, okay? I give that to you

but then I take me and my family and we go down to the Ozarks,

just like I planned

And I just start washing money Tons of it

Nothing but washed money That's all that matters

Come on Come on

Five years,

three years, and I'll launder twice what we're doing right now

Five years

$500 million I can do that

It's got more more shoreline

- than the whole coast of California - You said that already

- Here we go - Come on

$500 million in five years?

Hey

$500 million in five years?

Yeah No question

You have 48 hours to get me my money

- Okay - Cash

No financial instruments, no wire transfer, no cashier's checks

- Cash All of it - Cash I understand

After I have my money

you have another 48 to be on the road to these Ozarks

I want you to be ready to set up shop within a week

Yeah

And, Marty when I drive by your house

there better be a "For Sale" sign on your lawn

Come on

No There is no choice here

Marty, stop We have to call the police

I want you to forget it, okay? I

Or do you want to just role-play it?

Okay, I'm Detective Whoever The Fuck,

and you're the wife of the top money launderer

for the second largest drug cartel in Mexico Go

I mean, come on Police mean jail time,

or witness protection program, at best, if we even get that far

If we make it that f The kids and I are in danger?

Well What do you wanna hear?

You know, people who drive trucks full of cash

onto scales to weigh it because there's too much to count,

they don't exactly have a code of ethics they adhere to

We're not going to the police

- Send Liz to the police - No

No, Bruce didn't come home He's missing

- They'll find out he's dead - Liz is dead, Wendy

She's dissolving in a barrel next to the one they stuffed Bruce into

Now here's what I'm gonna do Over the next two days

I'm gonna try to pull together $8 million to pay back what Bruce stole

- What we're not gonna do is - Do we even have that much?

Well, it's gonna be tight

I mean, after early withdrawal penalties,

I don't know, but I'm gonna try

What we're not gonna do, though, is panic, okay?

We're gonna prioritize and we're gonna compartmentalize

And there's gonna be a little bit of time management, okay?

All right? Starting first thing tomorrow,

after we tell the kids we're moving,

we're gonna call your friend Linda, the Realtor,

and we're gonna list the house

Then you're gonna call a moving company Then you and the kids are gonna pack

You can help 'em or let 'em do it themselves

I don't really care, but come Friday, after school

we're on the road, okay? That's it

And with the movers, please, get three bids

The money's gonna be tight

- No fucking way am I going - Charlotte, you're going

- We're all going - Not me I'm gonna live with Caitlin

The Ozarks That's, like, woods and stuff?

- Yeah, I think so, honey - Mom, what the fuck?

Husbands and fathers, and-and-and mothers and wives

they take new jobs, they relocate with their families all the time

You know, this country was built by Americans pursuing opportunity, okay?

The pioneers, for one,

- relocated once a day - You're a financial advisor

- A self-employed financial advisor - That's right

You decide where the opportunity is

Yeah, and I've decided the opportunity is in Missouri

- Okay, we understand - It's simple

that this is this is upsetting

Believe me, I get how hard this is

But we're a family, so we are We're making this move as a family

We would prefer if you would

see it as an adventure

Yeah, well, thanks for the eggs and the shit sandwich

Charlotte

I got her

You okay?

Not some, all Everything Liquidated, cash

$7,945,400

Sir, again, we don't keep that kind of money on-site

You you can't just have it wired here,

and then come by the bank and withdraw it Not in cash

Whoa, whoa! Marty, stop

If the markets are spooking you, let's slide it into mutual funds

No, I'll be back in six months with twice the money

I'm not explaining myself correctly

Just because it says the money is in your account

doesn't mean it's really there, physically

I know how the banking system works

That's why I'm calling you in advance so you can get it

Your entire portfolio Yeah, forget it

Ten percent penalty for early withdrawal, plus another 32% in taxes

Mr Byrde, there seems to be a disconnect

vis-à-vis large wire transfers

and your expectations about withdrawing it in cash

Sir, by the end of business today,

you're gonna have close to $8 million in four separate accounts at your bank,

and I suspect that that puts you in a woefully undercapitalized position

relative to your obligations to the FDIC

Okay?

So, you know, unless you're the vice president of the one institution

that is exempt from the liquidity ratio laws

that govern every other bank in America,

I suggest you place a call to the Federal Reserve

at 230 South LaSalle,

and you order yourself up a shit-pot full of cash

Hey, Brenda, um

Yeah? Do you need help with something?

This firm has been dissolved, unfortunately

I'm sorry?

The firm It no longer exists, okay?

Uh, but, um

you know, you were great All the way through

Marty's in business with some very bad people

We need to leave town

Your husband, the financial advisor? Mr Consumer Reports?

- Holy shit - We leave tomorrow

What? Uh, wait a second Wait

Are are we talking about run-for-your-life kind of leaving?

Or a witness protection situation?

Everything's on the table

Holy shit

Holy shit Leaving leaving for where?

The Lake of the Ozarks

The Ozarks?

I mean, good Lord what is that even like?

I think it's where camouflage is a primary color

His name's Gary Silverberg

He's a partner with McNeil-Roberts downtown Know him?

Uh-uh

On the board of half a dozen nonprofits

Academy of the Arts, Goodman Theater, Joffrey

He sees your wife at least twice a week Sometimes more

Either his place or somewhere closer to yours

An Hi Express, Fairfield Inn

The DoubleTree in Alsip's where I tagged 'em

This "Sugarwood" right there What is that?

Ah, you jumped the gun asking to meet today

Normally, I transfer everything from a working file to a folio binder

Table of contents, intro, summary Suitable for presentation, arbitration

Yeah, tell me what it means

Sugarwood's her pet name for him

- As in, you know - Ah, right I got it

- "Give me some of that sugar" Yeah - I got it Thank you

Well, where is Marty now?

He's paying back the money that his partner stole

How much, I don't know

Well, if we're talking about what I think we are,

the government will try to attach as much of that money as possible,

freeze your assets to force his cooperation

You need to get as much as you can as fast as you can

Fuck

Fuck! Fuck!

Hypothetically, scale of one to ten,

how difficult would it be for someone to disappear?

You or him?

Careful

No Just me You know, and the family Family of four

New IDs, social security numbers, credit cards You could do it

For a while, anyway Then your money'd run out

One of your kids will get online sloppy Twitter, Instagram

Your wife has one Lemon Drop too many

with her new best friend, wants to share

Yeah

If you have a legal problem I'm not aware of, don't tell me if you do,

you could keep your identity, leave the country,

go somewhere with no extradition to the US

Depends on who's looking for you,

how much money they have

Hang on Hang on

I just got a text from my bank My wife emptied our checkings and savings

You got a gun?

- No What? - Good

Silverberg lives in the Aqua Tower

Apartment 8003, 80th floor

What makes you think she's there?

It's Thursday

Hi, this is Wendy

- Leave me a message - Fucking bitch!

Hey, Gary?

Hey, Gary, I'm back!

Twenty-two years!

Never cheated Not once

And I had the chance more than a few times

But I never ever took it

Instead, I worked

Came home, went to bed, got up, did it all over again

Not good enough, huh?

And now you want to try to take our money?

You want a divorce? I will show you the meaning of ugly

You will lose I will lawyer up I will dig in I

Whoa!

Whoa, man

Come on

Damn!

Wendy?

Why does Wendy have a cashier's check for $29,650, Marty?

You lied to me, Marty

She knows about our business

What kind of man isn't willing to lie to save his wife's life?

Was that before or after you found out she was fucking the lawyer?

After

Ouch

I bet you haven't even confronted her yet, huh?

Right now, you're calculating the smart move

Divorce her

things turn ugly

she holds what you've done over your head

Live with the cheating,

and whatever man you think you are is eaten away, day by day

Or I take care of our Wendy problem

right here right now

Your call

Marty, you there?

What should my father do?

Your father?

About Aunt Carlotta You never answered my question

What should my father do about a woman who steals from him?

A loyal woman A mother

With him 15 years

What did my mother make him do?

Fire her

Why?

It's not the first time she stole from you

What was it?

It's the first time you caught her

You're welcome

- Hi Good morning - Mr Byrde

Hi What's this?

- Good to see you, Sir - Yeah, good to see you

- Can I get you a cup of coffee? - No, thank you

Am I under duress? No What are you doing?

No There's been No, stop that

There's been no kidnapping

I'm not wearing any wires I just I have a, uh

a business opportunity that requires cash

- Sir - Yeah?

There's no business opportunities that require that much cash

- Not legal ones - Well, I agree to disagree

Where's my money?

As we told you, we can't cover that amount within 24 hours

Okay

There's two federal agents here

Which means you wouldn't take the chance that there was a kidnapping

and not have my money

So if you don't produce it immediately, I'm gonna walk into that lobby,

and I'm gonna tell these people that I can't get my money out

And we'll see how long that takes to go viral,

and you get a good old-fashioned run on this bank

And if I want to put all $7,945,400 into a hot tub

get buck naked and play Scrooge McDuck,

that is 100% my business

Now, where's my money?

The Great Depression

That's when the Lake of the Ozarks was built 1929

But you know all that

You're Marty Byrde

And Marty Byrde has been planning this for a long time, right?

How long again?

Long time

Yeah, I'm short $6,950 But it is not

- It's not a problem - What did I tell you?

I've already sold that car,

but I also have a minivan that I haven't sold yet

And this It's a Honda Odyssey It's

it's top-ranked minivan in the US

Blue Book on it is $27,000 and I get the cash

I'll buy the Odyssey from you for 27

So I owe you 20,000 Take that from the cash

And I'll lease it back to you for say, 1,000 a month?

Top-ranked minivan in the US

Okay? Good

Now I want you to take my $7,973,000 with you to Missouri

and clean it

- Clean it? - Mmm-hmm

It's That's clean It's already clean

You want me to clean it? Again?

You'd lose 15%

Another 25% in taxes Minimum

That's not the point, is it?

I have to see that you can do it

I'm torn, Marty

between intrigue and thinking this whole Ozark thing

is complete and utter straw-grasping bullshit

But I'm willing to roll the dice

Because you're special

You have a gift

But if I think that you're trying to fuck me

I will have to kill you and Wendy

and Jonah

and Charlotte

And not in that order

Yeah

Put it all back in his trunk

You know, Del, the other day you said

"Where's my $5 million?" and Bruce and the Hanson kid took eight

Mm

You were right I was fishing

I didn't know they stole a damn thing

And you killed Liz on a hunch

On a tell

I've been working with you and Bruce for how long?

You ever known him not to constantly run his mouth?

What's really going on, Mom?

You know, Charlotte, it has been, um

a real hard few days, so

if there is

anything in here that you can just combine

Okay You're just gonna have to help Mommy over the next few days, okay?

- Okay Okay - Just keep a really good attitude

And you have to trust us, all right?

I know we'll work this out later I really do

- Okay? - Okay

Thank you

- Went straight to voice mail - Hang up

- You want me to keep trying? - No

Possible he ran

Changed his mind Took his chippie and left the country

Agent Petty? I think we got 'em all

Well, 18 bugs went in I want 18 out My name's on the req

Yes, Sir

- You don't seem too upset - It is what it is

Liddell was our in

You heard him He would have been a fantastic government witness

Mexicans, Mafia, Muslims

We all want to believe that these people are more than they are

And they're not If they weren't

dealing drugs,

extorting businesses, flying planes into buildings,

they'd be cleaning toilets

They're not criminal geniuses

They're pathological liars on the path of least resistance

Liddell was no different

Entertaining, though

Uh, I'm confused

Del Rio, Navarro, the cartel

Why Why would we do all this if Bruce was just "entertaining"?

Where is Martin Byrde?

- Where you going? - Just gonna take a leak

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