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Yeah, but why Asia, why Manila?
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Asia's the new Middle East.
Like we need another one of those.
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I take it you're Orton?
Linda.
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I know the story I'm covering.
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The terrorist, Hadji Adhib,
grew up in Melbourne.
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It was a bloody scam!
On the Internet(!)
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Apparently I've been talking
to some bloke
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from the Russian mafia
the whole time.
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This is how the last bloke
you had me chase wants to pay you.
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Lost Legion.
16 starts, 4 wins, 3 places.
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Jack'll take him.
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Travis Dilthey. I'm trying to locate
my younger brother.
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Wayne, you know
there's only one way to resign.
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(Gunfire)
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Why'd you kill Wayne Dilthey?
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What reason would I have
to kill Wayne?
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You're free to go, Mr Irish.
Your girlfriend came forward.
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Come on, babe. Let's get you home.
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You poor thing!
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Where's Tina?
Who's Tina?
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My sister, Tina.
I don't know where she is.
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Have you heard from our Tina?
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She's still overseas, isn't she?
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No, she's back.
You seem tense, Janene.
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These numbers here -
who's Pier Okant?
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They mean nothing.
Just let her go, OK?
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(Dogs bark)
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(Cries out)
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I'm standing in my kitchen,
naked as Adam except for a towel.
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Spare yourself the image,
you know, really.
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(Audience laughs)
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And I open the freezer door
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to get a secret scoop
of late-night ice-cream
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when a frozen chicken
decides to make a dash for freedom
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from the top shelf
right onto my foot.
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(Audience laughs)
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So, now, right, I'm disco hip-hopping
around the kitchen in a towel,
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two broken toes,
and Helena walks in... (Laughs)
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...and God knows, look,
I have loved this woman for 23 years,
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since we were childhood sweethearts.
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Where are you, darling? Hello.
(Audience coos)
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You know what Helena says to me?
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Not, 'Oh! Are you OK, my darling,
precious love?' No, no, no.
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She looks at me and she says, 'Well,
you should have been wearing shoes.'
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(Laughter and applause)
There you have it, folks.
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Love can be
mighty scarce on the ground.
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(Laughs) The world can be
a dangerous and hostile place.
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'I've been in danger from bandits,
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from my countrymen,
and in danger from my brothers.'
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Second Corinthians, 11:26.
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The world is now dangerous in ways
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that I could never have imagined
were possible as a kid.
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It comes dressed in evil.
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Bombs in our shopping centres.
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Predators, they stalk our kids
on the Internet!
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AUDIENCE: Yeah!
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And on our streets, people that
have no right to be walking there!
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WOMAN: That's right!
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
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Now, how do we know who to trust?
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Fellas, you've done well.
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Welcome to the brotherhood.
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♪ You may run on for a long time
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♪ Run on for a long time
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♪ You may run on for a long time
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♪ God Almighty's gonna cut you down
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♪ Tell you
God Almighty's gonna cut you down
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♪ Go tell that long-tongue liar
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♪ Go tell that midnight rider
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♪ Tell the rambler, the gambler
and the back-biter
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♪ Tell them
God Almighty's gonna cut 'em down
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♪ Tell them
God Almighty's gonna cut 'em down. ♪
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I called the Sea Shepherd, mate.
They're on their way.
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And I got you a coffee - hand-picked
by free-range, organic Peruvians.
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So, have you found
the elusive Travis Dilthey yet?
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No. He's vanished, like the dropkick.
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Has it occurred to you that
this could be a personal thing?
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Oh, let me think - someone tries
to kill me and frame me for murder.
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Yes, yes, I can see it as personal(!)
There you go.
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Still following men
into change rooms, I see.
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Mmm, old habits. You know.
Yeah.
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So, who was she
and why did she alibi me?
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Are you serious?
You don't know her?
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Mate, if I ever get to the point
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where I'm forgetting a woman who
looks like that, shoot me, alright?
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Sarah Longmore, daughter of...?
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Daughter of... what?
The Attorney-General?
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(Laughs)
Shit, no way! Michael Longmore?
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So, I'm supposedly shagging
the daughter of the Attorney-General?
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The man who famously said,
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'In order to protect our freedoms,
we must first limit them.'
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But why would she lie to the coppers
for me?
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The word is 'alibi', mate. Let's
give the lying thing a wide berth.
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Sarah Barrett Longmore. Oh!
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Sounds like the heroine
from a Jane Austen novel -
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although it says that her occupation
is scrap metal dealer, so maybe not.
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Oh, before I forget...
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Hey. You said you lost yours.
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I was gonna give it to Lorna
before she shot through.
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Yeah. Did you ever think about why,
maybe, she did shoot through?
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Sometimes.
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You're all familiar
with the terms of reference.
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The Government is looking into
the tax laws
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governing charity organisations -
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whether it qualifies or it doesn't.
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A clerk is moving about you now
issuing the running schedule
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and the order of submissions.
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We will get this underway tomorrow.
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I've been given only 30 minutes
to address the inquiry.
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I have witnesses.
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Good. I'll look forward
to staying awake for them.
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I was promised half a day
by Senator Mackie.
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That'll teach you
to listen to an Opposition senator.
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Tell your witnesses to speak quickly.
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Look, we're not interested in people
pillorying churches.
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You're not turning this inquiry
into a witch-hunt.
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It's already a witch-hunt. You've
just picked the wrong targets.
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Let's not blur the landscape, hmm?
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30 minutes, Mr Gomes.
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Your daughter didn't fly.
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According to State Rail, Tina bought
a train ticket to Melbourne.
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Who the hell travels by rail?
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Bulgarians have faster trains
than we.
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Where did she go next?
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We don't know.
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Keep checking.
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God help me if the girl's
gone back to her old ways.
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Tom?
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What - have I inadvertently
porked someone's wife here?
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Hang on! Where are you going
with my computer?
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Tregear?
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97% of our members never get a visit
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from the Office of Police Integrity
in their entire careers,
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and then there are those like you,
Tregear,
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who seem to ping their radar
almost constantly.
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So, I'm part of an elite group.
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You pulled up Wayne Dilthey
on our database
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and a day later he's bleeding out
on a vibrating bed.
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What - so the fact that we get a
tip-off, a witness, and our murderer
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all delivered on our doorstep
in under two hours,
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that didn't tweak
the OPI's interest at all...
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They pulled your phone records,
Barry.
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On whose authority?!
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What - those two turkeys
who just took off with my computer?
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I've got ten years of porn on that.
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Turned out you called Jack Irish
on the same day twice last week.
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He's your little mate.
I'd deny that before God.
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You wouldn't have a career
without him.
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I know that he was your informant
on the dockside case,
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helped you put Levesque behind bars.
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A few favours in the bank, perhaps.
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Or perhaps he's just got a knack
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of being in the wrong spot
at exactly the right time.
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That is not how the OPI view him.
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The way they see it, you were
in contact with the main suspect
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in a murder investigation
just before the hit.
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Well, technically he can't be
the main suspect BEFORE the hit.
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You shared privileged information
with an outsider.
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I brought him in
and WE questioned him,
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and then the Attorney-General's
daughter turns up
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and offers a perfect alibi!
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I mean, you saw her!
What else was I supposed to do?
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I'm formally notifying you that
you are suspended from all duties...
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Oh, you're kidding!
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...pending a full investigation,
effective immediately.
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If they find anything untoward...
Oh, well, you won't, will you?
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If they find anything...
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WOMAN: Next.
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Yeah, I just want to check
the last couple of payments
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that have gone into that account.
Sure.
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Have you noticed every cafe outside
has quinoa somewhere on the menu?
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Everything is bloody quinoa!
I know.
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Orthopaedic shoes, car manifolds -
all made from quinoa these days.
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Yes, I can see $25,000
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was transferred into your account
four days ago -
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$5,000 in the morning
and then $20,000 yesterday.
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And were any of these payments
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from a Driscon Holdings
or Travis Dilthey?
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Look at her fingers go!
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No, it was a bank-to-bank transfer
from the Holman-Dang Bank.
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I don't know what that is.
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The Holman-Dang Bank in Manila.
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I don't know anyone in Manila.
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Oh, well, actually I do,
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but I doubt very much
she's putting money into my account.
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They've put a stop on your account,
Mr Irish. They do that sometimes.
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How has a bank that I've never heard
of before put a stop on my account?
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THEY didn't.
Well, who did?
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I'm sorry,
I'm not at liberty to say.
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Well, I think you'd better say.
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I've got overdue bills,
a wedding present on lay-by,
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parking fines to pay
I'm sorry.
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I am required to do this.
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Oooh.
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Who required you to do that?!
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Sorry.
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'Sorry?'
That's the best you can do, is it?
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You just ruin my day
and then you shrug at me?
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(Huffs) I'd get more sympathy
from the fucking ATM!
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Ah, here's the personalised service
you're always bragging about.
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In Sam's article a year ago
about Hadji Adhib,
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he talks about making contact
with the 'Gatekeeper'.
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Does anyone know who...
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Yeah, never mind. Never mind.
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Hello, Hadji.
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(Speaks Arabic)
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The most difficult part
about growing up in Saudi...
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I came here when I was 15,
so I was a teenager in Saudi.
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The hard thing about that
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was trying to talk to girls,
trying to approach them,
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because they're all covered
from head to toe in black,
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so you couldn't tell
whether you were talking to
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an attractive 18-year-old girl
or to your grandmother.
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I got that wrong so many times.
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(Mobile phone rings)
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Four days without a call.
That's not too bad, I suppose.
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Well, I wasn't sure
what the protocol was.
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Is the onus on the leaver
or the leavee to call?
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I don't know.
You're the stickler for tradition.
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Yeah, rusted to it.
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Hey, listen, you didn't happen
to stick 25 grand into my account,
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did you, as a sort of
a de facto settlement?
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Oh, good(!) You got it, then(!)
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, I don't know.
Something odd's happened.
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Hey, I'm just wondering if you could
check on something for me.
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Nice to hear your voice too, Jack.
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Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
It's important.
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I got this weird money transfer
from a Holman-Dang Bank in Manila,
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and I can't seem to find out
anything about it.
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You want me to drop the big story
I'm working on
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and go run errands for you?
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Would you mind?
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I mean, they've frozen my account
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and I can't move on
until I get it sorted out.
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Look, I'll have a look at it
if I get the time, uh...
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That's it - the sum total
of what you have to say to me?
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Ah, beauty! Four bucks! I'm rich!
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Dickhead.
(Electricity crackles)
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You there?
241
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Linda!
(Phone button beeps)
242
00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:15,000
JOURNALIST: Orton!
243
00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:20,800
If The New York Times calls,
I'm at the bank.
244
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,439
The power's out again.
245
00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:25,839
Don't panic.
That's what I'm here for.
246
00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:34,839
Yep, thank you. (Linda sighs)
Can't be any banks around here.
247
00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:36,639
DRIVER: Go straight.
248
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:45,519
SAT NAV: Continue south
for 140 metres on San Sebastian.
249
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:53,639
At the 'T' intersection,
turn left onto Corian Lane.
250
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,439
Turn left.
251
00:12:55,439 --> 00:12:57,759
Continue 50 metres to...
252
00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:11,879
At the third intersection,
turn left into Jose Maria Lane.
253
00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:16,400
Your destination is ahead
on the right.
254
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,439
You have arrived
at your destination.
255
00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:20,759
(Motorbike horn blares)
256
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,439
No way.
257
00:13:30,079 --> 00:13:31,759
You've gotta be joking!
258
00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:43,920
Jack, you're an idiot.
259
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,360
There's your Holman-Dang Bank.
(Camera clicks)
260
00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:58,360
(Sighs)
261
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,519
WOMAN: I never thought about that.
262
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:20,680
You're right - a wonderful tension
between caprice and urgency.
263
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,920
Sorry.
I'm just looking for the artist.
264
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,920
Follow the argument.
(Indistinct shouting)
265
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,560
Every opening, she does this.
266
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,920
'Relationship No.26' - you called me
that in front of your friends!
267
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,680
You quoted me all over it, look...
268
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,119
How could I quote you?
I never even listened to you.
269
00:14:35,119 --> 00:14:37,039
'I insist on single-origin coffee.'
270
00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:38,920
'I need to feel supported by you.'
271
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,560
Oh, yeah, OK, maybe I did listen.
272
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,239
Were you the one who said,
273
00:14:42,239 --> 00:14:44,600
'I can feel my net worth
and self-worth growing?'
274
00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:47,800
Do you have any idea what it's like
275
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,400
waking up next to someone
spouting shit like that?
276
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,360
So, I AM Relationship No.26?
277
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,439
No, that was your score out of 100.
278
00:14:54,439 --> 00:14:56,079
Yes, you nailed me!
279
00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:58,200
You're a car crash.
This car crash is you.
280
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,479
Fuck you!
What - so you're not buying?
281
00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:03,000
Arsehole.
282
00:15:04,079 --> 00:15:07,360
Hello. I was wondering
when you were going to show up.
283
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,319
Scrap metal dealer, huh?
(Sarah chuckles)
284
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:12,360
Hey, listen, I'm just wondering if...
285
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,400
Are these prices
or world population figures?
286
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,600
Do you hate them?
I don't mind if you do.
287
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:24,439
I, in fact, see a wonderful tension
between caprice and urgency here.
288
00:15:24,439 --> 00:15:26,920
Finally someone understands.
289
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,439
Grab a beer.
290
00:15:31,439 --> 00:15:33,200
Fridge is just in here.
291
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:38,159
I'll have a Czech one.
292
00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:42,439
Apparently Czechs drink
more beer per capita
293
00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:44,360
than anyone else on the planet,
294
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,159
so I figure
they know what they're doing.
295
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,879
(Sighs)
296
00:15:57,879 --> 00:15:59,920
Oh, very Guantanamo-chic(!)
297
00:16:01,119 --> 00:16:02,720
So you know you're not staying.
298
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,079
Onion-and-mustard sandwich?
299
00:16:09,079 --> 00:16:11,879
Read my mind.
That's all I've got.
300
00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:14,439
I think the only reason
why they call it 'finger food'
301
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:17,280
is because you get so hungry,
you could eat your hand.
302
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,159
(Laughs)
303
00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:22,360
So, tell me how it is
we supposedly slept together.
304
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,439
I'm a little foggy on the details.
305
00:16:24,439 --> 00:16:28,519
I'm looking for my sister, Tina.
She's disappeared.
306
00:16:28,519 --> 00:16:30,119
When did you see her last?
307
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,119
Oh, a few months ago,
which isn't that unusual.
308
00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:34,400
If it wasn't for a mutual loathing
of our father,
309
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,439
we probably wouldn't
see each other much.
310
00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:37,879
You don't like her?
311
00:16:37,879 --> 00:16:40,639
No, I love her,
but she's a serious screw-up -
312
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:44,720
and she has an air of entitlement,
which makes her hard to bear,
313
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,119
and after she found God,
she became totally unbearable.
314
00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:54,280
Mmm. You're not into God, are you?
315
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,439
Oh, my only religion involves
blokes kicking a red ball
316
00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:00,519
between two big white posts.
317
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,200
Doesn't really explain
why you alibied me, though, does it?
318
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,079
Mm-hm.
319
00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:11,000
(Answering machine beeps)
320
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,920
I thought I was the last person
on Earth to have one of those.
321
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,800
JANENE, ON RECORDING:
It's Janene here.
322
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,800
I need to speak to Tina.
It's urgent.
323
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,039
If she rings you,
get her to call me.
324
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,000
(Answering machine beeps)
325
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,200
It's Janene again.
You have to get a message to Tina.
326
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,400
They're onto her!
Tell her she's got to get away.
327
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,839
(Call disconnects)
And then this.
328
00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,680
(Answering machine beeps)
329
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:35,879
They've killed Wayne
and they're after me!
330
00:17:35,879 --> 00:17:37,439
Tina sent me something!
331
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:40,079
I don't know what it is,
but there's this guy, Jack Irish -
332
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:42,400
he might be able to help
if they haven't killed him!
333
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,800
(Answering machine beeps)
And you weren't dead.
334
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:49,680
And this Janene,
how does she know Tina?
335
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,360
A friendship based on abusive
boyfriends and heroin and methadone,
336
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,319
and then God.
337
00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:56,839
And you don't think
this is something
338
00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,920
you should just
go and talk to the police about?
339
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,600
No.
340
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,720
I've already checked.
Tina hasn't been home.
341
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,400
My father owns the block.
342
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,000
I was supposed to move in too,
343
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,680
but I couldn't bear the idea
of owing him anything.
344
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:19,600
Did Tina have a job?
345
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,759
Yeah, spreading God's word
in the Philippines,
346
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:26,239
but before that, she liked to follow
her boyfriends into professions -
347
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,400
a painter, a potter.
348
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,720
The last one was a photographer,
I think.
349
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,439
She must be good in bed,
because her art is woeful.
350
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,200
And you?
351
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,839
(Scoffs) I'm good at both.
352
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,479
Oh, the door's open.
353
00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:45,479
Weird. Tina?
354
00:18:47,479 --> 00:18:49,239
(Flicks light switch)
355
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200
Stay here.
356
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,039
She's in serious trouble.
357
00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:22,920
She was teaching photography
at Whitehill.
358
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,639
That's Wayne Dilthey.
359
00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:32,039
(Cries out) Oh, shit!
360
00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:33,920
You alright?
Yeah.
361
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,439
Wait here.
362
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,759
Get in!
They were there!
363
00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:46,839
(Tyres screech)
364
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,560
(Camera clicks)
Oh! Arggh!
365
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,079
Are you OK?
366
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,239
(Car horn toots repeatedly)
367
00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:02,039
(Dog barks)
368
00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:03,479
(Car horn blares)
369
00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:11,839
So, I roll off the wife, fall gently
to sleep after a few shit days,
370
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:15,439
and the man I least want to see in
the world pulls up in my driveway.
371
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:17,600
Listen, mate, some people
have just tried to run me over.
372
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,039
Well, you know what?
Do me a favour. Next time let 'em.
373
00:20:20,039 --> 00:20:21,479
No, I'm serious.
At Tina Longmore's apartment.
374
00:20:21,479 --> 00:20:23,319
It's the same meatheads
that were at the motel.
375
00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:25,759
Look, I've taken a photo
of their number plate.
376
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,680
Uh... it's in there somewhere.
377
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,680
Give it here. Nice phone(!)
378
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,839
Oh, yeah.
No, you've nailed them alright.
379
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:40,200
Oh, shit.
It'd be a bullshit plate anyway.
380
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,639
How did that happen?
381
00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:43,159
I'd love to help you two lovebirds,
382
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,000
but the truth is
I'm swinging in the breeze myself.
383
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,200
You know I've been suspended?
What for?
384
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,879
For knowing you!
I didn't do anything wrong.
385
00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:51,800
Yes, you did. You were born!
386
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,439
You know, ever since that day,
and today,
387
00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,039
you've done nothing
but cause trouble.
388
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:58,879
I mean, what kind of hellish shit
have you landed me in this time?
389
00:20:58,879 --> 00:21:00,519
I mean, OPI
and Christ knows who else,
390
00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:02,039
they're crawling
all over this thing!
391
00:21:02,039 --> 00:21:04,720
Well, have you asked yourself why?
Oh, hello, alibi.
392
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,720
Do they do this for every
low-rent ex-con like Dilthey?
393
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,759
You know, as I was just saying
to Mr Selfie here,
394
00:21:10,759 --> 00:21:12,720
love to help, but can't.
395
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,600
Look, all I can tell you right now
396
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,439
is I wouldn't be trusting
too many people
397
00:21:17,439 --> 00:21:18,920
on either end of the legal spectrum.
398
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,519
Which is apparently
why we need your help.
399
00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:23,439
Yeah, well,
I need my pension, don't I?
400
00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:26,280
You want my help? Find the bloke
that first set you up.
401
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,519
Can you at least find my car?
(Scoffs) Car!
402
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,479
Have you got anything to drink?
Oh, yeah.
403
00:21:38,479 --> 00:21:43,200
(Phone rings)
404
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200
(Answering machine beeps)
405
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,479
JACK, ON RECORDING: Uh, hi. You've
called the home of Linda and Jack.
406
00:21:48,479 --> 00:21:51,239
We're not in. You know the routine.
Wait for the beep.
407
00:21:51,239 --> 00:21:53,800
Ah.
(Answering machine beeps)
408
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,600
LINDA, ON PHONE:
I've wasted an entire day
409
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,280
looking for that bank of yours.
410
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,720
It's nothing more
than a postal address
411
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,800
at the end
of a bloody rabbit warren!
412
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,680
What's this all about?
413
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,319
Anyway, it's nice to hear
my name's still on the machine.
414
00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:07,759
(Call disconnects)
415
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:10,039
So, Linda, she lives here?
416
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,680
Uh... sort of moved out.
417
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,400
Current or...?
418
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,680
More... 'or'.
419
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:25,239
Anyway, bathroom's there, toilet's
there. Just make yourself at home.
420
00:22:25,239 --> 00:22:29,000
And the gate's locked?
Yeah, and I'm a light sleeper, so...
421
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,280
We're getting close to that alibi.
422
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,079
Oh, shit - the wedding.
423
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,119
Simone.
424
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:58,280
(Thunder rumbles)
425
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,200
MAN: You are like a fragile bud
that has taken root in my heart
426
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,519
and bloomed into the flower
that stands before me now.
427
00:23:03,519 --> 00:23:06,439
Maybe hurry it a bit?
That lightning's getting very close.
428
00:23:06,439 --> 00:23:08,400
I promise to treasure
this gift of love...
429
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,560
(Thunder cracks)
430
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,600
...and this wonderful,
precious journey we share.
431
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,600
And now you, Simone?
432
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,519
Simon, meeting you
and your three children
433
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,479
and allowing me
to become part of your life
434
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,119
and to share our journey of love...
435
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,280
(Thunder cracks)
Shit!
436
00:23:22,639 --> 00:23:24,280
Just wrap it up, would you?
437
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,439
Simon and Simone, you have exchanged
these beautiful vows together
438
00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:29,920
in front of the witnesses
that are family and friends,
439
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:34,119
and I am delighted to announce
you are now husband and wife!
440
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:35,639
(Thunder cracks)
441
00:23:35,639 --> 00:23:38,439
I think everyone should come and
take some shelter in the clubhouse!
442
00:23:42,439 --> 00:23:46,079
Stay away from anything metal!
443
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,560
Beautiful ceremony.
444
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,280
You missed it, didn't you?
Well, my car got stolen.
445
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,600
From the age of 15,
I've been planning this day.
446
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,920
I know - I'm boring
and now I'm being punished for that.
447
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,519
God wants to make a mockery of me.
448
00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:02,519
Oh, come on.
It's... it's a minor hiccup.
449
00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:04,360
I know this is probably
not the best time,
450
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,839
but I'm in some serious trouble...
451
00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:08,280
15 minutes to midday,
the sun was up, the sky was blue,
452
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,720
and there was this light,
scudding breeze,
453
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,239
and I thought, 'That's perfect!
454
00:24:11,239 --> 00:24:14,239
It'll ruffle my veil in a lovely way
as I walk down the aisle.'
455
00:24:14,239 --> 00:24:15,680
Someone's trying to kill me,
456
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,560
and I've been framed
for something I didn't do,
457
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,800
and I need a computer whiz...
OK.
458
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,200
Not now. I mean, you can do
your photos first.
459
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,800
I did bring your computer.
Your landlady let me in.
460
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,360
Do it in there.
461
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,720
(Thunder cracks)
Here, I'll get this for you.
462
00:24:33,759 --> 00:24:35,639
I checked
Travis Dilthey's company out.
463
00:24:35,639 --> 00:24:37,519
It was registered
under a Driscon Holdings.
464
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,920
They've got a website and they make
these clip things that...
465
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,039
Attach to your mobile. I can read.
Oh, yeah.
466
00:24:43,039 --> 00:24:45,119
Except you didn't check
the correct site.
467
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,159
They basically stopped trading
six years ago -
468
00:24:47,159 --> 00:24:49,000
haven't filed a return since 2009 -
469
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,119
so whoever set you up
just borrowed their company name.
470
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,239
You have heard of company searches?
471
00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:59,600
That's why I have you, Miss...
Mrs... Mrs...?
472
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,360
Longbottom.
Longbottom.
473
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,759
Simon and Simone Longbottom. I know.
Longbottom.
474
00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:08,119
You'd think that would have been
warning enough.
475
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,639
Right, that is where I would start.
Tessler Leasing. Why's that?
476
00:25:11,639 --> 00:25:13,479
They manage the whole building.
477
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,000
Someone had to pay this lot -
478
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,200
show them a credit card
and some form of ID.
479
00:25:18,239 --> 00:25:20,800
Right. So, back to Collins Street.
SIMON: Honey!
480
00:25:24,879 --> 00:25:26,519
Honey?!
481
00:25:26,519 --> 00:25:28,759
Time to consummate this humiliation.
482
00:25:28,759 --> 00:25:30,800
Oh! I got you a pressie.
483
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,519
Beautifully wrapped.
484
00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:41,319
Is this what I think it is?
485
00:25:43,439 --> 00:25:45,039
Han Solo.
486
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:46,680
It is. It's not an original?
487
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,159
It's... it's in the original
packaging!
488
00:25:49,159 --> 00:25:51,000
Where on earth...?
489
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,039
I went to the right website.
490
00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:02,800
DRIVER: Time to go?
He's not the groom!
491
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,400
Oh. Beg your pardon.
Can we drop you somewhere?
492
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,000
Well, seeing as you're going
on your honeymoon,
493
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,400
do you reckon I can borrow your car
for a little bit?
494
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,800
Thanks.
495
00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:39,519
(Central locking toots)
496
00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:44,839
Mr Irish, is it?
Er, Jack, please.
497
00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:47,039
Are you a Jack or a John?
Jack.
498
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,280
'Cause there's a lot of Johns
out there calling themselves Jack.
499
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,759
No, no, Jack, born and bred.
500
00:26:50,759 --> 00:26:54,119
Right! What was your inquiry
in reference to?
501
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,239
Well, your company's rented out an
office space to a Driscon Holdings.
502
00:26:57,239 --> 00:26:59,839
I wish this was my company.
I'd be a very wealthy man.
503
00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:01,879
I can't tell you
off the top of my head.
504
00:27:01,879 --> 00:27:03,400
We rent out hundreds of offices.
505
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,159
Is there a problem
with this particular tenant?
506
00:27:06,159 --> 00:27:08,720
Yeah, they owe me - my company -
a lot of money, actually,
507
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,560
and they appear to have vanished
off the face of the Earth.
508
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,280
Oh, we don't like to hear that
about our tenants.
509
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,720
Let's check our records.
510
00:27:16,879 --> 00:27:19,839
Can I intrude on your life
for a jiffy there, Colette?
511
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,439
What's the company again?
Driscon Holdings.
512
00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:25,560
I'm imagining that's spelled
with an I-S-C somewhere in there.
513
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,079
That doesn't make a lot of sense.
What's that?
514
00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:32,479
You say they're not
in the building anymore?
515
00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:34,639
Empty as an MP's promise.
516
00:27:34,639 --> 00:27:36,600
There was no forwarding address
left on the door?
517
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,119
Nope.
518
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,280
It's just that they paid six months
in advance,
519
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,639
and according to this,
they only moved in ten days ago.
520
00:27:42,639 --> 00:27:45,280
And is there a name
on the file there?
521
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:49,119
No. I'm thinking someone's
probably messed up our end.
522
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,400
To quote old Napoleon Bonaparte,
523
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,079
if you want something done well,
do it yourself.
524
00:27:54,079 --> 00:27:55,920
I'll handle this now,
thanks, Warren.
525
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,119
You go back to your other duties.
526
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,119
This is very odd, Sue.
Nice to meet you, Jack-not-John.
527
00:28:03,319 --> 00:28:05,920
Mr...?
Irish. And you are?
528
00:28:07,039 --> 00:28:08,639
The supervising manager here.
529
00:28:08,639 --> 00:28:11,639
We really aren't able to give out
any information about our clients.
530
00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:14,039
I really just want
a forwarding address or a name.
531
00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:17,239
I mean, someone obviously signed
the lease, paid the outgoings.
532
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:22,759
Yes, but we don't know you, and
I think if the roles were reversed,
533
00:28:22,759 --> 00:28:25,000
you wouldn't want me giving
your details out to a stranger.
534
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,920
Give away. Unlike them,
I've got nothing to hide.
535
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,920
I'm sorry.
536
00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:35,680
You ever work for a bank?
Nah, it's...
537
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,800
(Bangs at door)
538
00:28:43,159 --> 00:28:44,600
(Central locking toots)
539
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,519
(Metal clangs and thuds)
540
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,200
(Rock music blares)
541
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,680
Hello?
542
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,159
(Metal clangs and thuds)
543
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:04,639
Hello?
544
00:29:14,639 --> 00:29:16,239
Sarah?
545
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,720
It's the attention to detail
that makes great art, eh?
546
00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:27,519
(Music silences)
547
00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:29,039
How long have you been
standing there?
548
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:31,920
Well, long enough to see
that was heartfelt.
549
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,680
Yeah, I wasted five years
in therapy.
550
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,079
All I needed was a sledgehammer
and a sheet of metal.
551
00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:37,920
I prefer to take it out on my liver.
552
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,639
You could have phoned.
I don't like people dropping in.
553
00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:43,560
I sent you a text message.
554
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,360
Oh!
555
00:29:46,439 --> 00:29:49,400
Oh, 'Dripping in, doughnut mind?'
was you, was it?
556
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,239
Look, I just came to tell you
that I don't...
557
00:29:52,239 --> 00:29:54,879
I don't know that
I can find Tina, OK?
558
00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:56,759
I barely have any resources,
559
00:29:56,759 --> 00:30:00,560
I don't know how to use this mobile
phone, and I'm in the shit myself,
560
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,600
so you're gonna have to go
to the cops.
561
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,400
You forget - you're out
because I gave you an alibi.
562
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,119
Forget about the alibi. Tell them
you were desperate or something...
563
00:30:08,119 --> 00:30:11,280
Yes, I am desperate.
My sister is a former addict.
564
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,600
Her walls are covered
in photos of crims.
565
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,200
I know what cops do,
566
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,479
and I know what my father does
when you're in trouble,
567
00:30:17,479 --> 00:30:20,600
so if you can't help me, fine -
I'll do it myself.
568
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,159
(Rock music plays)
569
00:30:29,639 --> 00:30:31,280
Alright. I'll go, then.
570
00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:04,039
(Phone buttons beep)
571
00:31:06,079 --> 00:31:07,519
(Mobile phone rings)
572
00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:53,280
Where is she?
What have you done with her?
573
00:31:54,439 --> 00:31:55,920
I'm sorry?
574
00:31:58,319 --> 00:32:00,759
I'm sorry, do I know you?
Where's Tina? I know she's back.
575
00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:02,920
I'm sorry, Tina who?
576
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,720
You know who I mean!
She would have called you!
577
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,600
Er, Tina Longmore? Isn't...
She's in the Philippines, isn't she?
578
00:32:10,439 --> 00:32:12,639
Has something happened to her?
Rob? I need you, darling.
579
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,319
Should I ask your wife?
580
00:32:14,319 --> 00:32:16,639
Coming, hon.
Now.
581
00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:20,039
Er, Janene, isn't it? Why don't you
just come past my office?
582
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:23,079
Like they'd let me get to you.
Ring me. I'll take the call.
583
00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:25,159
We can sort out
whatever this is, OK?
584
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,479
OK.
585
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,439
I thought you might need rescuing.
586
00:32:38,439 --> 00:32:40,439
Just another lost soul in crisis.
587
00:32:40,439 --> 00:32:43,479
Don't they know we've got
a home life? I'll get you a coffee.
588
00:32:43,479 --> 00:32:45,000
Thanks.
589
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:56,439
What is Janene Ballich
doing on my doorstep at 7AM,
590
00:32:56,439 --> 00:32:57,920
asking questions about Tina?
591
00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:03,759
(Horse whinnies)
592
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:05,639
Yeah, holds well on a dirt track.
593
00:33:06,639 --> 00:33:10,360
Nice even stride, pacing it nicely.
Very good!
594
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,879
Bit of promise on the turn.
595
00:33:11,879 --> 00:33:14,280
If he's got anything,
he'll start to build here.
596
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,079
Oh, very good!
Nice instinct for the post!
597
00:33:19,759 --> 00:33:21,920
Wha...?
598
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,239
Where in blazes
is the damn thing going?!
599
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,600
(Groans)
600
00:33:32,119 --> 00:33:34,720
(Horses whinny)
601
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,439
I guess that's why they call it
the mounting yard.
602
00:33:37,439 --> 00:33:40,079
MAN: Get that fucking horse
off my mare!
603
00:33:40,079 --> 00:33:43,280
It's not my horse!
Belongs to a Jack someone.
604
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,800
Scott or... Irish, I think.
605
00:33:46,839 --> 00:33:50,839
So, to win, all we need is a mare
on heat at the finish line.
606
00:33:50,839 --> 00:33:54,079
Balls on a racehorse -
it's never a good thing.
607
00:34:02,479 --> 00:34:04,879
MAN: Countries on the equator.
608
00:34:04,879 --> 00:34:09,000
Uh... zero degrees latitude,
coming in from the east,
609
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,879
it'd be Gabon,
er, Congo, at Makoua, Somalia,
610
00:34:13,879 --> 00:34:16,479
uh... Indonesia, at Sumatra.
611
00:34:16,479 --> 00:34:18,000
What the hell's Chinese tapas?
612
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,119
I mean, for a start,
it's two different countries.
613
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:21,639
It's actually
two different continents.
614
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,360
He's right.
Yes, he is.
615
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,879
Just... part of the way forward for
me, OK? Part of the healing process.
616
00:34:26,879 --> 00:34:28,400
What?
617
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,200
I've had a marriage gone foul,
my wife runs off with my cousin,
618
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,800
and now my Oriental lover turns out
to be a bloody Russian man.
619
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,879
I am hanging on by a thread here,
Jack!
620
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,360
Oooh, he's a bit snaky
this morning!
621
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,639
Yeah, but he makes a good point.
622
00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:48,360
What the devil is this tay-pas?
I'm sorry.
623
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:51,519
I'm fine now.
624
00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:54,680
Look, I'm just trying to keep up
with the times, you know?
625
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,800
Turn my back on the past,
and I am evolving.
626
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,000
In the pub game,
you need a point of difference.
627
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,239
You had a point of difference -
a place where time stands still.
628
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,720
Well, I'm going for
an Australian-Asian fusion.
629
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,439
Confusion, more like it.
Pass the dead horse, will you, Norm?
630
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,280
You try running this pub
with that as your customer base!
631
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,439
I'm surrounded
by fine-dining joints.
632
00:35:12,439 --> 00:35:14,400
There's a new gastropub opening up
every second week.
633
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,519
And you've always been
the best establishment for gastro.
634
00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:19,200
We know that. You're famous for it.
It's a sign.
635
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,400
It's tapas. It's just a word.
636
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,879
What does it mean?
637
00:35:22,879 --> 00:35:25,600
It means... the same lunch menu,
638
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,560
just put in little dishes
with chopsticks.
639
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,800
It's about rebranding, Jack. That's
the buzz word. It's about survival!
640
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,079
First thing I think of
when I come in here, Stan.
641
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:36,280
'By a thread, ' I said.
642
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,159
Hanging by a thread.
643
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,400
What countries
does the Sargasso Sea connect?
644
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,920
None. That's a trick question.
645
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,639
That's part
of the North Atlantic Gyre.
646
00:35:48,639 --> 00:35:51,280
Hey, for a bloke
who's never travelled past Map 44,
647
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,200
your geography's not bad, Wilbur.
648
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,759
Well, I was in the Merchant Navy!
649
00:35:54,759 --> 00:35:58,560
You don't think I've spent all my
life sitting on this stool, do you?
650
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,000
Only the past 40 years.
651
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,360
So, how much is this little procedure
going to set us back?
652
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,600
Well, Cam's done a bit
of a spreadsheet.
653
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,759
Gelding doesn't come cheap, Jack.
654
00:36:08,759 --> 00:36:10,839
It's like a divorce -
and with the same result.
655
00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:12,439
Cam?
656
00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:14,560
Uh, operational fees'll set us back
800 bucks,
657
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,519
and the anaesthetist is $450.
658
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:20,319
Kissing on-screen and horses
being knackered, can't watch 'em.
659
00:36:20,319 --> 00:36:24,200
Post-operative stable call -
200 bucks. The creams are $50.
660
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,280
Worming paste - $25, and
the physiotherapist is 250 bucks.
661
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,720
Physiotherapist?
662
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,680
Yeah, well, the horse has to be
brought back to shape post-op.
663
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,479
Bottom line, Cam,
plus trainer's fees?
664
00:36:34,479 --> 00:36:37,720
Bottom line, total - $8,655.
665
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,280
What?!
So, your share's just under three.
666
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,200
We... we've only owned the horse
for a week!
667
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,000
My credit card got cut up.
I haven't got a cent to give you!
668
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,439
You should have thought about that
669
00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:49,079
before you came to us
with this proposition.
670
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:51,800
I didn't come to you with it.
You dumped it in my lap!
671
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,479
Let's not nit-pick!
672
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:57,439
Look, we're all friends, Jack.
We don't have to sort it out now.
673
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,479
Yeah, well, thanks.
I'll, in the meantime, sell a kidney.
674
00:37:02,479 --> 00:37:04,000
I think I just ate it.
675
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,439
(Indistinct singing on TV)
676
00:37:06,439 --> 00:37:08,639
Hey, you want to buy a fridge, eh?
677
00:37:08,639 --> 00:37:11,560
Young Lester's bloke, he's trying
to get rid of his old ice chest.
678
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,879
I need to see that ad again.
679
00:37:13,879 --> 00:37:16,000
Give it ten minutes.
680
00:37:20,119 --> 00:37:21,560
Here we go.
681
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,039
These are all the audition tapes.
Help yourself.
682
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:29,000
Better warn you -
there's about 60 of them.
683
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,879
If you need anything,
I'll be outside.
684
00:37:30,879 --> 00:37:33,039
Alright. Thanks.
No worries.
685
00:37:34,439 --> 00:37:38,720
♪ In despair
My kitchen needs repair
686
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,280
♪ I want a fridge that... ♪
(Remote control beeps)
687
00:37:50,039 --> 00:37:51,519
(Remote control beeps)
688
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:56,680
I've just been touring Queensland
with a production of My Fair Lady,
689
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,759
to some wonderful notices.
690
00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:03,639
Most recently, I've been playing
the role of Cinna in Julius Caesar
691
00:38:03,639 --> 00:38:07,319
with the wonderful
Gordon Street Players.
692
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,239
♪ Ridgey Didge, Ridgey Didge
693
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,479
♪ More than just a fridge
694
00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:16,839
♪ Ridgey Didge! ♪
695
00:38:20,439 --> 00:38:22,439
Ciao, one and all.
WOMAN: Night, Robert.
696
00:38:22,439 --> 00:38:25,200
Till evening draws its curtain,
my friends.
697
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,000
Night, Bobby. (Laughs)
(Laughs)
698
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,759
Hail, Caesar!
Au revoir, good sir.
699
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,600
Adieu.
WOMAN: Bye.
700
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,360
MAN: Take care, Bobby.
701
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,400
(Tyres screech)
702
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,039
(Engine roars)
Arggh!
703
00:38:44,039 --> 00:38:46,519
♪ GENTLE PIANO MUSIC
704
00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:51,839
'He was a man.
Take him for all in all.
705
00:38:51,839 --> 00:38:55,519
I shall not look upon
his like again.'
706
00:38:55,519 --> 00:39:02,280
I rarely use the word 'thespian',
but Robert Ellis Warburton -
707
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:07,639
darling Bobby, to those of us
who knew and adored him -
708
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:10,200
truly was a son of Thespis.
709
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,920
Who knows how far his talents
could have taken him?
710
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,079
Chookas, good friend.
711
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:21,159
Ciao.
712
00:39:22,439 --> 00:39:25,039
(Applause)
713
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:26,479
MAN: Bravo.
714
00:39:30,879 --> 00:39:33,439
MAN: Well done, mate. Well done.
Thank you so much.
715
00:39:37,439 --> 00:39:40,039
Uh, Sybil McLeod?
Mmm?
716
00:39:40,039 --> 00:39:42,239
Jack Irish. That was very touching.
717
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,439
Mmm. From the heart.
Mmm.
718
00:39:44,439 --> 00:39:46,400
You were his agent, I understand?
719
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,400
Mmm, through thick and thin, the
good times, the not-so-good times.
720
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,000
Bobby didn't make a move
without consulting me first.
721
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,759
So you'd know about his most recent
job that he was hired for, then.
722
00:39:57,759 --> 00:40:02,000
Of course! He was about to play
Cinna in Julius Caesar.
723
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,519
Oh, it was a small role, but...
724
00:40:03,519 --> 00:40:06,039
This was more a sort of
a private acting thing, I think.
725
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,920
In what sense?
726
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,239
Well, he was playing Travis Dilthey,
a company executive.
727
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,479
I don't know of that one.
Are you sure it was him?
728
00:40:16,479 --> 00:40:18,119
Er, yeah, yeah, it was him.
729
00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:23,280
So it was a corporate gig -
a training video or something?
730
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,039
Would he have been paid for this?
731
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,720
Very well, I would suggest.
732
00:40:28,879 --> 00:40:30,400
The little shit!
733
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,439
All these years
I've been carrying him!
734
00:40:35,079 --> 00:40:36,560
Let me look into it.
735
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,159
I'm his executor.
I have access to all these records.
736
00:40:40,159 --> 00:40:42,439
Listen, you were right
in what you said in the eulogy -
737
00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:44,079
he really was a terrific actor.
738
00:40:44,079 --> 00:40:46,159
He certainly had me convinced.
739
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,600
You dirty, shifty bastard.
740
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:25,519
Ah, reception. Spielberg, is it?
741
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,800
(Knocks at window)
742
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,920
I thought I was very clear -
you're on sabbatical.
743
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,600
What do you think you're doing?
Just give me a second, will you?
744
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,839
Have a look at this.
Where the hell did you get this?
745
00:42:44,839 --> 00:42:46,839
Just hang on.
746
00:42:46,839 --> 00:42:51,119
It starts to get interesting
around about here.
747
00:42:53,079 --> 00:42:56,519
Small detail you may note -
that's not Jack Irish.
748
00:42:56,519 --> 00:42:58,639
Why did you go against
my strict orders?
749
00:42:58,639 --> 00:43:01,200
Someone in this shithole's
got to do the real police work.
750
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:07,280
And just for the record, I did lie
to you before - Jack Irish is a mate.
751
00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:11,039
You can thank me later.
752
00:43:16,439 --> 00:43:18,119
You need to get up here right away.
753
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,360
ORTON: Hey, Linda?
That's good.
754
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,680
Feel like attending
an epoch-changing cocktail party
755
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,280
launching some development
on Mindanao
756
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,879
the country doesn't need
and can't afford?
757
00:43:35,879 --> 00:43:37,560
Why? Who's there?
758
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,239
Waiters with good booze!
759
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,720
A few property developers,
some pissed Australian diplomats,
760
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,200
and the odd local official
having his palm greased.
761
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,400
Sounds like my kind of party.
Is there a dress code?
762
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,280
Hello. Oh, that's me.
763
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,039
And this is my guest, Linda Hillier.
I rang earlier.
764
00:44:06,039 --> 00:44:08,439
Gin and tonic?
Yes.
765
00:44:08,439 --> 00:44:09,920
Salamat.
766
00:44:19,439 --> 00:44:21,920
This power plant's
close to Lanao del Sur.
767
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,759
That's Hadji Adhib's territory,
isn't it?
768
00:44:24,759 --> 00:44:28,439
Mmm, it's still a little way off,
but JI are there.
769
00:44:28,439 --> 00:44:31,239
(Coughs and puffs)
770
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:36,079
And all the other acronyms -
MNLF, NPA,
771
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:37,839
and my personal favourite, MILF.
772
00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:42,239
Orton! Glad to see you dressed
for the occasion, mate.
773
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:47,119
Yes, I thought
if I keep my story simple, elegant,
774
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:48,879
work with natural colours
and fibres,
775
00:44:48,879 --> 00:44:51,439
then I won't look as silly
as everyone else here does.
776
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:52,439
(Laughs)
777
00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:53,920
James Cottle, Linda Hillier -
778
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,720
international columnist
extraordinaire.
779
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,479
Jim. Good to meet you, love.
780
00:44:58,479 --> 00:45:02,639
Linda speaks nine languages
and lectures on particle physics.
781
00:45:02,639 --> 00:45:04,239
I wouldn't believe too much of that.
782
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,519
Never believe anything
Orton has to say, darl.
783
00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:12,639
This power plant of yours is
very impressive. Is it coal-powered?
784
00:45:12,639 --> 00:45:16,479
No, it runs on cow farts. (Laughs)
785
00:45:16,479 --> 00:45:18,280
This is the Third World, love!
786
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,400
Poor people don't have the luxury
787
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,159
to wait around
for alternative energies.
788
00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:24,639
Their needs are simple -
'Get us out of poverty
789
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,439
as quickly, cheaply, and reliably
as possible before we die.'
790
00:45:27,439 --> 00:45:29,079
And that's what I'm doing -
791
00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:31,280
a multibillion-dollar injection
in the economy
792
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,079
and work for 1,400 locals.
793
00:45:33,079 --> 00:45:35,479
So, that's yes to coal-powered.
794
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,560
Is it safe building on Mindanao?
795
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,759
It's a pretty lawless island,
isn't it?
796
00:45:42,759 --> 00:45:44,839
Well, tell me where isn't.
797
00:45:44,839 --> 00:45:48,680
The Ukraine? Ethiopia?
The entire Middle bloody East?
798
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,600
I mean, what would you have us do -
cower on a postage stamp somewhere?
799
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,759
I don't shape my business model
on terrorists.
800
00:45:53,759 --> 00:45:57,360
You know, the best way to fight
madmen like Hadji Adhib
801
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,360
is to bring this island
out of the Dark Ages.
802
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,759
Power means progress.
803
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,000
(Camera clicks)
Excuse me.
804
00:46:10,439 --> 00:46:12,439
This is not going to help
the Muslims.
805
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,519
Yeah, I noticed.
806
00:46:14,519 --> 00:46:16,759
They're only powering
Christian towns.
807
00:46:27,839 --> 00:46:31,239
The old Spanish fort. Pretty.
808
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,839
Yes.
809
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,039
Linda Hillier, is it?
810
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:39,600
I'm sorry, how do you know my name?
811
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,800
You're wearing it.
Oh! Yes.
812
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,119
And yet, you appear to be nameless.
813
00:46:46,119 --> 00:46:50,280
Made quite a name for yourself as
a journalist back home, didn't you?
814
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,560
So, that's all on my name tag, is it?
815
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,079
You were quite the troublemaker
in Australia.
816
00:46:57,639 --> 00:47:00,239
Is that why you came here?
Who are you again?
817
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:04,360
'Cause this is a very different
country to the one you're used to.
818
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,479
You see, troublemakers,
they don't do well here.
819
00:47:09,439 --> 00:47:12,639
Well, I've loved our chat,
whoever you are,
820
00:47:12,639 --> 00:47:15,800
Mr Anonymous Man in Dark Suit.
821
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,439
Boyd. Fraser.
822
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,680
And do you work for James Cottle
or the Embassy,
823
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,079
Fraser, or Boyd,
whichever comes first?
824
00:47:25,079 --> 00:47:27,119
I'm a private contractor.
825
00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:28,800
Contracted to do what?
826
00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:35,920
Um, excuse me, do you mind
if I take a photo of you together?
827
00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:52,759
See, the thing I like about
Cherry Blossom
828
00:47:52,759 --> 00:47:55,360
is that she seems very real,
sort of genuine.
829
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,360
Mm-hm.
830
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,239
She's got a kind heart, Jack.
You can see by the look in her eyes.
831
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:02,879
She's like your Linda.
832
00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:05,119
Then when I put my hobbies in,
it was snap!
833
00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:06,560
It was like we were soulmates.
834
00:48:09,039 --> 00:48:11,360
In fairness, you did also think that
835
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,319
about that bloke
from the Russian mafia.
836
00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:16,079
Oh, yeah,
837
00:48:16,079 --> 00:48:18,519
but I'd be very unlucky
to get two scams on the Internet.
838
00:48:18,519 --> 00:48:20,720
Yeah. Good point.
839
00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:28,159
Good luck, mate.
OK, Jack. See you later.
840
00:48:38,479 --> 00:48:41,000
(Engine roars, tyres screech)
841
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,639
(Man whistles)
Jack Irish, you're a nosy bastard.
842
00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,720
(Laughs) Seriously, mate, what is
that - Marquess of Queensberry?
843
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,439
Karate?
844
00:49:04,439 --> 00:49:06,280
Let's see how the old leg
is working, eh?
845
00:49:09,479 --> 00:49:11,479
(Cries out)
846
00:49:11,479 --> 00:49:13,159
Give a few more! Get in there!
847
00:49:23,759 --> 00:49:26,079
Who is Pier Okant?
I don't know!
848
00:49:26,079 --> 00:49:27,519
Kick him!
Arggh! Arggh!
849
00:49:27,519 --> 00:49:29,720
Who's Pier Okant?!
850
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,680
I don't know
what you're talking about!
851
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,720
(Scuffling and shouting)
852
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,439
Who's Pier Okant?
G'day, mate!
853
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,759
Who's Pier Okant?!
854
00:49:41,759 --> 00:49:43,439
I don't know
what you're talking about!
855
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,879
I think you understand,
don't you, hey?
856
00:49:46,879 --> 00:49:48,720
But just to make sure you do...
857
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,400
Oh! Arggh!
858
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,000
(Laughter)
859
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
(Gun fires)
860
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,839
This is my first and only offering!
861
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:03,519
Piss off, pal.
This is a private matter.
862
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:05,039
(Gun fires)
MAN: Arggh!
863
00:50:05,039 --> 00:50:07,600
Maybe I wasn't clear. Piss off!
My bloody foot!
864
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,639
Oh, sorry about that.
It must have misfired.
865
00:50:09,639 --> 00:50:11,639
(Dogs bark)
866
00:50:18,159 --> 00:50:21,519
Bloody king-hit me
and pissed all over me!
867
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,720
What are you doing here?
868
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,920
This is from Harry.
It's a loan to tide you over.
869
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,680
Maybe it'll pay
for the dry-cleaning.
870
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,200
Here, take this.
871
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,000
For the walk home, yeah?
Yeah.
872
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,439
You right, Jack?
Yeah.
873
00:50:40,439 --> 00:50:42,759
Look, I'd drive you home,
but I got new upholstery.
874
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,000
875
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,879
Now, how do we know who to trust?
876
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,839
We don't.
877
00:51:23,839 --> 00:51:26,759
We must reach for hope.
878
00:51:26,759 --> 00:51:28,439
Reach! Reach for hope.
(Applause)
879
00:51:28,439 --> 00:51:33,839
For hope is the Lord's shield
that we draw around ourselves...
880
00:51:33,839 --> 00:51:35,439
881
00:51:35,439 --> 00:51:38,920
...and trust is our sword.
882
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,000
883
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,920
God! What happened to you?
884
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,280
I thought you were the one
who didn't like drop-ins.
885
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,319
Oh, I'll go, then.
886
00:51:51,319 --> 00:51:54,479
No, no, I just was wondering
why you were here.
887
00:51:54,479 --> 00:51:57,560
Well, I didn't come to apologise.
888
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,319
OK.
889
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,319
Sorry.
890
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,720
Uh, sandwich?
891
00:52:14,839 --> 00:52:18,759
We must reach for hope.Reach!
892
00:52:18,759 --> 00:52:23,879
Not fall prey to the darkness, to
the blackness that eats away at us.
893
00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:27,800
We must reach for hope.
894
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,439
Here, in the loving embrace of
Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour,
895
00:52:33,439 --> 00:52:35,600
we are safe!
896
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,639
(Cheering and applause)
897
00:52:37,639 --> 00:52:40,759
Jesus is in the room tonight.
Can you feel him?!
898
00:52:40,759 --> 00:52:42,319
(Cheering and applause)
899
00:52:42,319 --> 00:52:44,639
Hallelujah!
(Cheering and applause)
900
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:52,360
John 16:33 - 'Take heart,
for I have overcome the world.'
901
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,280 Amen!
902
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,720
With hands in the air,
we reach for hope!
903
00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,600
904
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,439
(Band plays)
905
00:53:01,439 --> 00:53:02,920
♪ Yeah... ♪
906
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,720
You messed up
two of your Bible quotes.
907
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,239
Where is she?
908
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,479
I have no idea where Tina is.
909
00:53:12,039 --> 00:53:14,039
Wrong answer. You're supposed to
say 'the Philippines', aren't you?
910
00:53:14,039 --> 00:53:16,280
Well, then,
be relieved she hasn't called you.
911
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,879
You should listen
to your own sermons, Rob.
912
00:53:18,879 --> 00:53:22,519
You're married
to your childhood sweetheart.
913
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,920
914
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,839 00:53:42,720
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