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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:26,186 [birds chirping, shrieking] 3 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,939 [man narrating] ’Twas brill/y, and the slim y to ves 4 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,397 did gyre and gimb/e in the wabe. 5 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:36,655 All m/ms y were the borogo ves, 6 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,361 and the mome raths outgrabe. 7 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,077 [whistling melody] 8 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,355 [whistling continues] 9 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,567 [stomping] 10 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,702 [whistling continues] 11 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,119 [animal whimpering] 12 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,297 [whistling stops] 13 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,841 -[whistling continues] -[animal snarling] 14 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,020 [whistling continues] 15 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,731 [animal continues snarling] 16 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,583 [low growling] 17 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,428 [growling continues] 18 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:32,065 [creature snarling] 19 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,359 [man screaming] 20 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:37,438 [creature roaring] 21 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:53,253 [creature breathing] 22 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,332 [heavy footsteps] 23 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,417 [animal chittering] 24 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,639 -[crowd shouting] -[bell tolling] 25 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,063 [narrator] /t is the middle of the Dark Ages. 26 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:16,860 Ages darker than anyone had e ver expected. 27 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:22,192 An horrendous monster casts a dreadful pal/ of fear 28 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,651 over a once-happ y land. 29 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:28,781 As towns and V/7/ages are torn apart, 30 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:32,038 the helpless survivors seek refuge 31 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,121 behind the walls of the great city. 32 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,875 But out in the forest, 33 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:43,508 in isolated pockets still untouched 34 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,431 by the ravages of the monster, 35 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:52,263 life and business goes on as usual. 36 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,313 [man] Twelve, 13, 14. 37 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,065 There’s another little one. Fifteen. 38 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,317 What are you doing out there, Dennis? 39 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,319 Stock-taking, Father. 40 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,617 [Father] Thought you took stock this morning. 41 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,784 Oh, yes, I did. 42 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,614 But it never hurts to keep an accurate, up-to-the-moment account of your stock. 43 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,289 In business nowadays, Father— 44 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,789 Never mind that nonsense and come and help me with this cask. 45 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,171 All right, Father. I’ll ﬁnish stock-taking later. 46 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,374 [grunts] 47 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,005 There. 48 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:26,589 You see, the secret of the craft is to keep the stake... 49 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,592 Take hold of the hoop. 50 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,770 -[be|l clanging] -Hello, Dennis. Ralph. 51 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,480 -Oh. -[grumbles] 52 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,150 -Good day, Mr. Fishﬁnger. -Aye. 53 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:42,479 -Can I be of some assistance to you today? -[Father] Oh, Dennis. What are you — 54 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,566 -[grumbles] -[laughs] 55 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,449 Yes, well, uh, you see, I need some barrels, Dennis, 56 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,246 for shipping dried ﬁsh to the city. 57 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:55,041 Big demand there, you know, since this monster scare. 58 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,086 Oh, my goodness. Prices going up all the time. 59 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,913 That’s great. That’s great. 60 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:04,297 But tell me, do you believe all these stories about, uh, whole villages being destroyed? 61 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,512 Well, I haven’t actually seen the monster myself, you know. 62 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,386 But when I was over in Muckley the other day... 63 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,809 Muckley? That’s quite a ways, isn’t it? 64 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,887 It’s two mile or more, easy. 65 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,436 Gosh, I’d like to travel someday, Mr. Fishﬁnger. 66 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,192 -Anyway, about the monster — -Oh, yes. 67 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,362 Well, uh, this grain merchant, you see, over in Muckley, 68 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:28,067 he claimed that he’d actually seen it. 69 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,619 Turned his teeth snow-white overnight, they say. 70 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,665 -[groans] -[groans] Ugh. 71 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,245 Anyway, about the barrels. 72 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,706 Yes, well, must be cheap. 73 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,712 First class, but cheap. Must be cheap. 74 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:47,340 I think we can attend to your needs, Mr. Fishﬁnger. 75 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,843 Exactly how, uh... [whispers] inexpensive? 76 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,513 No more than a tuppence apiece. 77 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,391 Tuppence? What are you talking about, Fishﬁnger? 78 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,770 I can’t turn out a decent barrel for that price and you know it. 79 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,228 -Look, Father, don’t you think — -Now, Ralph, look, be sensible. 80 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,906 The barrels have only got to last until they get to the city. It’s easy money. 81 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:08,948 No! 82 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:13,028 I don’t make barrels to last two or three days, Fishﬁnger. 83 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,952 | make barrels to last a lifetime. I’m a craftsman. 84 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,001 -Yes, we know. Everybody knows. -lt’s something you’ll never understand. 85 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,830 -[Fishﬁnger stammers] -Or you either, Dennis, I’m afraid. 86 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,542 -[Fishﬁnger continues stammering] -You don’t want barrels! You want bags! 87 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,172 _| _ -Now get out! 88 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,753 -Look, Father — -Out! 89 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,804 And don’t come back here with your shoddy deals. 90 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,757 -Yes. -Bah! 91 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,843 -Good-bye. Good-bye, Ralph. -Tuppence. 92 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:39,395 -l’m sorry, Mr. Fishﬁnger. -|t’s all right, Dennis. It’s all right. 93 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,098 He’s given me a very good idea. 94 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,444 -It’s all right. -Wait, Mr. Fishﬁnger! I think I can get it— 95 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,897 Bye, Dennis. Salute! 96 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,155 Tuppence. [grumbling] 97 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,211 Griselda. 98 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,875 -Griselda. -Yeah? 99 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:11,086 It is l, Dennis, come to see you. 100 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,421 I see. 101 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:16,012 -How are you, my love? -[grunts] 102 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,687 -Have you missed me? -Huh? 103 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,186 Oh, Griselda, it’s lovely to see you again. 104 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,642 I think about you all day long when I’m taking stock. 105 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,695 I dream of the day when I’ll ask your father for your hand in marriage. 106 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,693 We’ll build that little cottage near the village green. 107 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,900 I’ll come home from the shop. We’ll have supper together. 108 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,157 -[urinating] -Hey, Roger! Roger, what are you doing? 109 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,737 -| just — You — -What? 110 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:43,914 Oh, Griselda. 111 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,170 Sorry. 112 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,622 Griselda. 113 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,427 I can’t ask you to declare your love for me till I’m in a better position to marry you. 114 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:55,881 But say you’ll wait for me. Say I’ve got a chance. 115 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,967 Oh, let go. 116 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,768 -Why, Griselda? Why? -|’ve gotta scratch. 117 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,684 Oh, Griselda. Griselda, | — 118 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,266 Oh! Sorry, Dennis. 119 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,028 -How’s your father? -Oh, never better, Mrs. Fishﬁnger. 120 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,106 [gasping] 121 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,318 -[Fishﬁnger] That Dennis Cooper out there? -[Mrs. Fishﬁnger] Yes. 122 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,654 Hello, Dennis. 123 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,489 You’ve got garbage all over your vest. 124 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,290 Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. 125 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:27,166 Really ought to look after your appearance, you know. Very bad for business. 126 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,714 Oh, by the way, I thought you’d like to know, 127 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,713 I got Wat, the mercer, to run me up a few cloth bags. 128 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,010 Only a ha’penny each. 129 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:37,510 I wish I could have convinced Father to see it your way, Mr. Fishﬁnger. 130 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,184 Yes, well, you see, a man’s got to move with the times. 131 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,011 Still, when you take over the shop, 132 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,222 no doubt we’ll do a lot of business together, you and l. 133 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,808 -That won’t be for some time yet, Mr. Fishﬁnger. -Well, you never know. Never know. 134 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,233 Oh, well, it’s getting late. I’d better be going. 135 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,154 Okay by me. 136 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,026 [Fishﬁnger] Drop in any time, Dennis. 137 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,490 Good-bye, Griselda. 138 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,325 [thunder rumbling] 139 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,504 [clanking] 140 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,088 -[clanking continues] -[thunder continues rumbling] 141 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,596 -[chattering] -[priest murmuring last rites] 142 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,305 Father! 143 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:35,025 -[groaning] -[priest continues murmuring] 144 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:38,199 -|s that you, Dennis? -Yes, Father. 145 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,950 Come closer, Dennis. 146 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,121 Yes, Father. 147 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,461 What happened? 148 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,254 My heart. 149 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,049 I haven’t long. 150 00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:00,008 I’m going to... I’m going to... [grunting] 151 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,007 Throw up? 152 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,013 No. 153 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,479 -Oh, Father. -Son. 154 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:12,309 What shall I do without your guiding hand, without your skill? 155 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,979 -Son. -Yes, Father? 156 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,607 I’ll tell you. 157 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,444 You’re going to end up just like that... 158 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,497 F... F... F... 159 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,866 Fishﬁnger. 160 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,918 -Who, me? -[groans] 161 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,793 Oh, Father, I know Mr. Fishﬁnger is a very successful businessman, but — 162 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,545 [groans] 163 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,507 Because you’ve got no understanding 164 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,635 of craftsmanship, 165 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:48,720 no appreciation of the beauty of the wood. 166 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,305 [stammering] 167 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,857 [shouting] Because you’re just a shallow, 168 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,734 dull, pretentious — 169 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,232 -Father! -little. .. 170 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,736 s-s-s-stock-taker. 171 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,909 Oh, Father, you’re delirious. 172 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,078 -Yeah. -You don’t know what you’re saying. 173 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,373 Oh, yes, I do, you — you whimpering, 174 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:13,078 snotty-nosed, cretinous oaf! 175 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,166 [grunts] I’ve wanted to say this for years. 176 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,841 Father, we’re not alone. 177 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,011 You’re everything I despise! 178 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,339 Dad’s raving, I’m afraid. 179 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,925 [man] No, he’s not. 180 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:31,889 You and your kind will drive good, honest craftsmen to the wall. 181 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,850 Do you hear? To the wall! 182 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,356 Honestly, Dad, I was only trying to improve the business. 183 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,312 [grumbling] 184 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,319 You won’t have my business... 185 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,194 to improve anymore. 186 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,654 Not my cooperage. 187 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,241 Because I’m — I’m taking it with me. 188 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,954 -But, Dad, I don’t understand. -Don’t understand, you damn ninny? 189 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:59,462 I’m renouncing you. You’re no son of mine. You’re no craftsman’s son. 190 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,917 Get out. 191 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,128 Out of my sight... 192 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,923 stock-taker! 193 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,599 [93393] 194 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,473 [onlookers gasping, murmuring] 195 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,810 [croaking] 196 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,198 -[coughing] -[chattering] 197 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,776 [man burps] 198 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,702 [man farts, groans] 199 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,042 [Dennis] Griselda! Griselda, my angel! 200 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,503 [man] Go away. We’re eating. 201 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,796 [Dennis] ls Griselda there? 202 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,295 -[Fishﬁnger] Is that Dennis Cooper? -Uh, yes, sir. 203 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,968 -Can I speak to Griselda? -She’s eating, Dennis. 204 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:48,048 -What do you want? -|’m going away, Mr. Fishﬁnger, to the city. 205 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,600 I’m going to make good, come back and claim Griselda’s hand. 206 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,474 So you will, Dennis. Good-bye. 207 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,475 [Fishﬁnger family grunting, munching, smacking] 208 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,023 Griselda. Griselda, I’m going away. 209 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,272 Say something. Say anything. 210 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,853 [Griselda, with mouth full] Pass the potatoes. 211 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,781 I heard that! You are in there, Griselda! 212 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,158 My darling, I’m going away. I may not even see you — 213 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,828 [Griselda retches] That’s rotten! 214 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,574 [family grunting, smacking] 215 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,625 For me? 216 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,249 Griselda, you do care. 217 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,455 A keepsake. 218 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,132 Something that will always remind me of you. 219 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:27,087 Oh, Griselda, l’ll carry this next to my heart until the day when we next... 220 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,172 [Fishﬁnger] Say good-bye to the boy, Grissy. 221 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,758 [Griselda grunting, farting] 222 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,468 . . . meet. 223 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,186 Good-bye, Griselda. 224 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,061 [man exhales] 225 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,275 [whimpers, shouts] No, no! 226 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,279 [grunting] Stay away! Stay away from me! [groans] No! 227 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,205 No! [grunting] 228 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,453 [gasping] 229 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,331 [grunting, coughing] 230 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,253 [snoring] 231 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,094 [sighs] 232 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,016 [snoring continues] 233 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,720 What’s that? What’s that? 234 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,978 -No! Aaah! Aaah! -[snifﬁng] 235 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,810 -[grunting continues] -Ahh. 236 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,771 [snoring continues] 237 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,369 [shouting, whimpering] 238 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,617 Good morning, Your Majesty. 239 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,324 [sighs, chuckles] 240 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,331 Good morning, Passelewe. 241 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,960 -Good morning to you, sir! -And to you, sir! A ﬁne day! 242 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,757 Truly. Your business goes well, I trust. 243 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,757 One doesn’t like to complain. And your own commercial efforts? 244 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,134 Oh-ho! One does one’s best, you know. 245 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,307 I understand you’re opening a new shop. 246 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,306 Yes, down by the town gate. It’s an area of considerable growth. 247 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,764 Oh, I agree. I trust we’ll be hearing from you with an order soon. 248 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,771 Oh, certainly. That is, if your prices are as competitive as they were. 249 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,568 Ah, surely. 250 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,566 By the way, what's the latest wine-to-water ratio? 251 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,194 -Did you see it this morning? -It came just as I left the house. 252 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,573 It’s two wine to one water still, but I don’t see how it can hold at that rate. 253 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,029 They’re very lucky to be getting any wine at all, you know. 254 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:02,959 Is that all? I thought I detected a certain wanness in the last consignment you sent me. 255 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,208 Oh, that’s odd. It was very robust when it left my premises. 256 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,960 Get a move on. 257 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,383 Let me send you a sample of our new shipment of port with my compliments. 258 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,086 [whispers] Move it, you lame buggers. 259 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,092 That would be most kind of you. 260 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,390 Why do you suppose the king has called this council? 261 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,093 Only the Lord knows — Get going, you. 262 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,646 But I have heard that the chamberlain is urging him to take measures against the monster. 263 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,100 Measures? That would allow the peasants to leave the city? 264 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,982 It could very well be. And that would not be good for business. 265 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,608 Move it, you slugs! Move! 266 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:35,112 -Come on! -Get a move on! 267 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,489 -Come on! Move! -[peasants gaSpingl 268 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,071 Come on! Move it! 269 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:47,332 [groaning] 270 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,789 Dig in! Come on! 271 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,876 -Stop! -[peasants gasping, wheezing] 272 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,600 -After you. -No, you ﬁrst. Please. 273 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,101 You’re too kind. 274 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,779 [man coughing] 275 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,032 [coughing continues] 276 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,533 -[banging on ﬂoor] -[man] Attention! 277 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,611 Your Most Glorious Majesty, 278 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,163 King Bruno the Questionable... 279 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:14,420 son of Olaf the Loud. 280 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,047 Oh! he’s coming! H-He’s coming! 281 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,926 -[woman] I’m not ﬁnished yet. -Oh, look out! He’s here! 282 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,757 -Oh! Aah! -[man groans] 283 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,844 [fanfare playing] 284 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,389 Your Majesty. 285 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,519 Do pay attention, Your Majesty. 286 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,819 Surely you must see it’s a matter of the gravest urgency. 287 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,772 -Yes. Yes, of course, Passelewe. -[guard] Jesus Christ! 288 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,360 -Quick, sire, down! -[grunting] 289 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,499 -Stop it! -[man groans] 290 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,165 -Go on. -[grunting] 291 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,006 Bless my soul. 292 00:18:56,093 --> 00:19:01,053 Great-grand-nephew 293 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,882 of Emperor Otto the Bent... 294 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,978 conqueror... 295 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,390 of Freedonia. 296 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,272 -[King Bruno] Let him go! -Get up, man. 297 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,947 Silly thing. You’ll get your rags all dirty. 298 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,946 Sire. Help us, sire. 299 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,699 The monster is ravaging the countryside. 300 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,156 It has destroyed our homes. 301 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,366 W-We haven’t eaten in days. 302 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,951 -Weeks. -Months. 303 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,253 E-Except I et my shoe yesterday. 304 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:39,676 Oh, that’s nothin’. I et three toes off of my, um... right foot. 305 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,720 -Terrible monster which — -That ain’t your right foot. 306 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,298 Know-it-all. Are you a doctor or summat? 307 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,725 -But please — -I saw a doctor once. 308 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,645 He didn’t see me. l was hiding. 309 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,892 Y-Your Majesty, 310 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,315 save us from the great, green beast. 311 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,315 -Gray! -The side I saw was a dirty yellow. 312 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,318 -No, it were more orange-y. -No, it was gray! 313 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,116 [all arguing] 314 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,823 What — Now stop it. 315 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,574 Stop it, all of you! Go on, get out, get out, get out. 316 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,159 What are you doing? Go on, get out. 317 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,540 -l’ll read this to the king. -[arguing continues] 318 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,838 [guard] Stop it! Go on! 319 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,921 You know, it seems to me, Passelewe, 320 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,754 that my subjects are becoming a pain in the arse. 321 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,465 Yes, well, my dear, you must do something. 322 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,972 I mean, your kingdom is paralyzed with fear. 323 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,098 The city below is overﬂowing with refugees. 324 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,100 I mean, they’re simple people, Bruno, 325 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,183 and easy prey for every sharp-witted merchant and trickster. 326 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,394 Past Grand Master, Royal Order of Lowndes, 327 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,649 Victor, Savior of Wales. 328 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,322 -[trumpet fanfare] -[coughs] 329 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,484 -Hey! -Thank you. 330 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,821 [fanfare continues] 331 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,166 [coughing] 332 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:04,260 [fanfare concludes] 333 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:13,019 Your Majesty, your council meets today in solemn session 334 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:18,145 to urgently discuss the terrible havoc wreaked by the monster 335 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,146 all over the countryside. 336 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,193 Look, I’m telling ya, 337 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,738 nobody gets in here without money or possessions. 338 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,361 But I’ve got possessions. 339 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,068 -See? -Ah, that’s only a rock. 340 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,869 -Only a rock? -Yeah. 341 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,744 Listen. What if this is not just an ordinary rock? 342 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:38,168 What if this is a diamond? 343 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,871 It don’t shine. Now get outta here! 344 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,207 Get outta here! Get outta here! 345 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,214 -Right. Next. What have you got? -[blows landing, man screaming] 346 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,796 -Any grain? Any cloth? -[screaming continues] 347 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,552 Uh, no, I haven’t got anything, really. 348 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,056 -But it’s very important that I get in the city. -Yeah, that’s what they all say. 349 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,057 -Now, move along. -No, no, you don’t understand. 350 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,639 I’ve come to get a job. I’m starting all over again. 351 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,396 I’ve got lots of good ideas, and I think that once in there I could — 352 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,478 Now, look, sonny. Shove off, eh? 353 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,405 Wait a minute. What have you got here? 354 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,153 What’s this? 355 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,782 You told us you had nothing. 356 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,204 -Cor! -That’s not for eating. 357 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,579 What do you mean? You could last for a week on that. 358 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,837 Just a minute. What are you up to, sonny? 359 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,960 Oh, nothing, nothing. It’s a memento. 360 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,966 A memento? 361 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,420 My sweetheart gave it to me before I left home. 362 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,847 She gave you that? 363 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,676 Yes. Can I have it back, please? 364 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:38,270 Gosh, she must really love you. 365 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,564 -Do you really think so? -Yeah. 366 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:44,815 I’ve got a sort of sticky feeling inside me just thinking of it. 367 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,736 You sure are a lucky guy. 368 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,780 Come on, Fred, cut it out! 369 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,109 -He’s not getting in. -l’ve got to! 370 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,819 -Give him a break. Just this once. -No chance. 371 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,245 Now push off, you. 372 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,324 [onlookers muttering, chuckling] 373 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,043 Just ’cause he’s got a potato — 374 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:08,171 Look, I’m telling you, that’s what they all say. 375 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,548 Wait a minute. Hey, you! 376 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,430 Come back! 377 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,186 That’s far enough! 378 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,146 Let’s have a look at your legs. 379 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:35,028 [onlookers chuckling] 380 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,290 [both] No. 381 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,369 -[onlookers chattering] -Next! 382 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,884 [Passelewe] And so, Your Majesty, 383 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:56,056 your great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, 384 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,475 King Max the Vainglorious, 385 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,098 by a tournament 386 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:05,309 chose from his knights a champion to free the kingdom from the pestilence. 387 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:09,691 “Mounted on his mighty charger, Sir Bromiades waged —” 388 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,818 [King Bruno grunting] 389 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,911 What’s that? 390 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,865 Quickly, man. Somebody might be trying to poison me. 391 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,246 Plaster, Your Majesty. 392 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,878 Oh. Carry on, Passelewe. 393 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:33,257 -“Mounted on his, uh, 11th —” -Wait. 394 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,805 -“Mounted on his mighty —” -No, wait. 395 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,053 -Twelfth century, I think. -Shut up! 396 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,182 Fool. Carry on, Passelewe. 397 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:47,141 “Until peace was once more restored to the kingdom. 398 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:51,320 With that, King Max rode back to the cheers of his subjects, 399 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:54,069 who lined the road for over 50 miles.” 400 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,442 Fifty miles? 401 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,279 You mean they cheered him all that way? 402 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,988 Wow. 403 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,699 They certainly must have respected him. 404 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,037 You’re right, Passelewe. We’ll hold a tournament. 405 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:12,501 It’s years since we heard the clash of sword against shield, 406 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:16,462 the clamor of mightily armored knights crashing to the ground, 407 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:21,472 the spurt of blood as the dagger is thrust into unprotected groin. 408 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,302 -[King Bruno chuckling] -Oh, no. 409 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,228 Oh, no, dear. No, no, no, no. 410 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:29,684 What I had in mind was a — was a tournament a pla/lsance. 411 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,278 A plaisance ? 412 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:37,449 Passelewe, do my ear holes hear right? 413 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:42,075 A plaisance, with blunted sword and collared lance? 414 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,748 [indignant chuckle] Where’s the honor in that? 415 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:48,953 Where’s the glory in a bunch of buffoons playing pillow ﬁghts, eh? 416 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:53,041 No, it must be l’outrance. 417 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:54,375 To the death. 418 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,507 -Please, Bruno, please. -No, no, no. 419 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,715 Go with all speed and make the arrangements. 420 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:04,347 [chuckles] I can’t wait to tell the princess. 421 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,153 Daughter? 422 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:23,412 Still working hard, I see. [chuckles] 423 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:27,333 You and the blessed sisters of misery. [chuckles] 424 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,625 Well... 425 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,628 what are you making, Daughter? 426 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:36,379 A tapestry, Father, depicting the famous siege of Castle Apcadwallader. 427 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,085 See? 428 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:41,422 In this portion, the king is eating his horse 429 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,724 on the 98th day of the siege. 430 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:46,223 -[both laughing] -Splendid! 431 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,185 Very pretty, Daughter. Yes, but you were always — 432 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,644 Careful, Father. Sister Winnet fell out last week. 433 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:02,819 Daughter, our kingdom will soon be free of the monster. 434 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:06,826 I have declared a tournament to ﬁnd a champion to destroy it. 435 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,873 What, the kingdom? 436 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,418 Oh, no, of course not, silly. No, the monster. 437 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,213 Oh! I see. 438 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,085 Yes, and not only that, 439 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,668 but the successful knight will win your hand in marriage. 440 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,553 -Marriage? -[chuckles] 441 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:26,850 -[thunder rumbling] -Yes, well, you want to be married, surely? 442 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,928 -Of course I do, Daddy. -Well, then — 443 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,890 But I want to marry a prince. I’m supposed to marry a prince. 444 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:36,603 That’s why I wait in this tower, just like all the books say to do. 445 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,938 Are any of the contestants princes? 446 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,568 Well, not exactly. 447 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,037 -No? -No. 448 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,957 -But I could make one a prince, couldn’t I? -[sobbing] No. 449 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,500 -No, I mean, the winner. -lt’s not the same. 450 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,045 No, not really. 451 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,539 Ah, well, never mind. 452 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,374 Once the monster is destroyed, 453 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,757 I will build you a beautiful bridal suite 454 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,964 in the lovely West Tower. 455 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,105 On second thought, 456 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:23,191 I think the view from the lovely East Tower would be inﬁnitely more preferable. 457 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,947 -Hmm? -[monster screeching] 458 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,989 [screeching continues] 459 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,898 [coughing, chattering] 460 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,702 -Who is it? -Uh, excuse me. 461 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,158 Watch him. Watch him. 462 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,665 I wonder if! could have some of your soup? 463 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,371 -[chattering continues] -He’s after our soup. 464 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,172 -Somebody stop him! -Poke a hole in ’im! 465 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,376 -l’ll do anything. -Anything? 466 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,508 -Will he gather ﬁrewood? -I don’t know. What do you think? 467 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,681 I think we should poke a hole in ’im. 468 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,306 I’ll collect some ﬁrewood for you if you let me have some of your soup. 469 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:35,183 Where do I get it from? 470 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,139 [murmuring, hissing] 471 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,813 [monster roaring] 472 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,989 Ah. 473 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:47,532 Oh. Um... 474 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:54,119 Well... could I have a little taste of the soup ﬁrst, just to see if I like it? 475 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,621 -[a|l grumbling] -No, I thought not. 476 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,747 Well, I’d better go then. 477 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:04,083 -The ﬁrewood, was it? -[grumbling, coughing] 478 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,668 Uh... yes. 479 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,843 [thunder rumbling] 480 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,405 [bird shrieking] 481 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,061 [both shriek, gasp] 482 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,689 So, you’ve discovered my diamond mine, have you? 483 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,984 -No. l was just gathering ﬁrewood. -Liar! 484 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,187 It’s the diamonds you’re after, isn’t it? 485 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,272 These are not diamonds. They’re just rocks. 486 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,527 Just rocks? 487 00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,618 Quick thinking. 488 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,117 But not quick enough to save your skin. 489 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,792 The secret of my diamond mine dies with you! 490 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,540 [Dennis shouting, groaning] 491 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,089 -[screams] -[monster shrieking] 492 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,171 [roaring] 493 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,390 [gasping, whimpering] 494 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,356 -[monster shrieking] 'lgasping, chattering] 495 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,784 -[old man] Oh, shit. Oh, shit. -[chattering] 496 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,408 I just dropped in to tell you to, uh, start without me. 497 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:02,205 -Perhaps another night. -[murmuring, grumbling] 498 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,502 [rooster crowing] 499 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,505 [snoring] 500 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,591 [grunting] 501 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:22,645 Huh? 502 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,977 [groaning] 503 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,311 [spits] 504 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:32,443 [urinating] 505 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,075 [door lock slides] 506 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,870 Huh? 507 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,707 [muttering] 508 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:56,471 [guard grunting] 509 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,969 [grunting continues, intensiﬁes] 510 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:08,392 [gasps] Hey! Hey! Oi! Oi! Hold on there! 511 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,899 -[pounding on door] -Open up! Open the door! 512 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,071 Open it up! Open up in there! 513 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:16,070 Oi! Open it! Open the door! 514 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,948 Open the door! 515 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,740 [bell clanging] 516 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,699 Rush hour! 517 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:09,628 -[bell tolling] -[shouting, chattering] 518 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:29,560 [cymbal clanging] 519 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,320 Harken, before it is too late! 520 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,147 Prepare! 521 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:41,864 Cleanse yourselves! The beast is at the gates! 522 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:43,946 -[groaning] -Prepare yourselves! 523 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,582 The beast is at the gates! 524 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,544 Cleanse yourselves! 525 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,123 [laughing] 526 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,708 Prepare! 527 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,636 The beast is at the gates! 528 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,261 Cleanse yourselves! 529 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:07,018 All citizens, listen to me! 530 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,391 -Yeah, you better listen! -[a|l shouting] 531 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,268 You’d better bloody listen! 532 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,977 -Are you listening up? -Listen up! Listen up! 533 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,811 You’d better listen up! 534 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,862 Shut up! 535 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,783 -[shouting quiets, chattering] -You never listen. 536 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,828 -Sin! -[a|| chattering] Sin! Sin! 537 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,950 Yes, the bristling spikes of the pondylus. 538 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,077 The pondylus! 539 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,250 The pointed crests of the dactylopters. 540 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:31,577 The dactylopters! 541 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,707 -The trigla. -The trigla! 542 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,880 J‘ And the ﬂying hogtish I 543 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:39,130 J‘ And the ﬂying hogtish I 544 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:45,011 Are as nothing compared to the beast that holds us prisoner! 545 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:47,433 The beast that... 546 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,056 Flying hogﬁsh? 547 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,648 I seen a gliding hogﬁsh once. 548 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,646 Never ﬂying. 549 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,477 Not actually ﬂying. 550 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:06,490 [shouting, chattering] 551 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,158 [man] Cabbages. 552 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,502 Cabbages. 553 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,877 Rats killed, lady. All very tidy. 554 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,628 All very quiet. 555 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,255 -Morning. -Oh, morning. 556 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:25,055 -I’m afraid I haven’t got any money. -Oh. Oh, that’s all right. 557 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:27,928 Thank you, guv — Oh! Thank you. 558 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,052 Thank you. 559 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,727 Is that yours? 560 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,601 Of course it is. 561 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,478 Whose did you think it was? 562 00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:38,443 -You’re new to the city? -Uh, yes. Yes. 563 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,442 I came here from the country to start a new life here, get a job. 564 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,320 Ajob? No chance, son. 565 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,776 Oh, thank you, guv’nor. 566 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,828 Well, surely there must be plenty of opportunities. 567 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:51,327 -Morning. Thank you. -[coin drops in cup] 568 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:53,704 I am a qualiﬁed cooper’s apprentice. 569 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,915 A cooper’s apprentice. 570 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:59,292 Well, what a coincidence. 571 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,375 I’m a cooper myself. 572 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:04,711 You may even have heard of me. Wat Dabney. 573 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,423 Wat Dabney? 574 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,633 Not the Wat Dabney. 575 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,891 -The inventor of the inverted ﬁrkin? -The very same, lad. 576 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:15,017 -Cor! -Now... 577 00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:18,316 if I can’t get a job here, what chance have you got? 578 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,018 Come here. Here. 579 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:24,440 You see that plaque? There. Under the barrel. 580 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:27,196 -[Dennis] Oh, yeah. -We|l, that’s a guild sign. 581 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,654 To work there you’ve got to be a member of the guild. 582 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,915 But you’re not and I’m not. 583 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,958 And not likely to be. 584 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,376 But that’s not fair. 585 00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,206 Fair or not, the guilds have this town sewn up. 586 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,756 Morning. 587 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,754 But what am I gonna do? 588 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:47,087 Well, it’s no good going round with a long face, is it? 589 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:49,389 I did for weeks. Nearly starved. 590 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:52,092 Then, only this morning I thought of this. 591 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,012 -Hey. -[coin drops in cup] 592 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,603 Maybe we could team up together. 593 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,318 Sure. 594 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,817 -All you gotta do is — -No. No, thank you. 595 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,820 No, no, good-bye. I think it’s a one-man business, really. 596 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:12,079 Well, what a golden chance he’s missing. 597 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:16,158 [horn blowing sour notes] 598 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:44,444 Attention! Attention, ladies and gentlemen! 599 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:47,147 -Your attention, please! -[staff tapping on platform] 600 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:51,861 “In my humble capacity as herald to His Magn — 601 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,740 Magniﬁcence, 602 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,323 King Bruno the Questionable... 603 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,869 it is my privilege to announce... 604 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,205 [horn blowing sour notes] 605 00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:07,759 a joost -” 606 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,178 Sorry. “A joust... 607 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,510 to the death 608 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,810 to choose a... champion — 609 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,138 -[horn blowing sour, screeching notes] -champion to free the country — 610 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:25,148 to — to free the country from the torments of the —” 611 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,614 Excuse me. Um... please? 612 00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:32,867 Thank you very much. 613 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:43,378 “As a reward for killing the monster, 614 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:46,877 the king’s champion will receive 615 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:51,678 half the princess’s hand and the entire kingdom in marriage.” 616 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,007 [whispering] 617 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:58,635 Correction. It is, of course — 618 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:02,723 It is, of course, the king’s hand and half the princess’s kingdom. 619 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,688 [whispering] 620 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,188 Excuse me. 621 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,362 -[whispering continues] -Yes. Yes. 622 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,948 Yes. Yes, | see. Thank you. Thank you. 623 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:16,574 I’ve just received ﬁnal conﬁrmation of the ﬁnal terms. 624 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:19,576 It is, of course, the princess’s hand 625 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,955 and half the entire kingdom. 626 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:39,183 [cheering, shouting] 627 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:45,394 [no audible dialogue] 628 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:52,648 [fanfare playing] 629 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,301 [horn blowing sour notes] 630 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,984 [crowd quiets] 631 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:21,073 [man] Beware the Jabberwock, my son. 632 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,576 -Cabbages. Cabbages. -The jaws that bite. 633 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,657 -The claws that catch. -Could I have one for nothing? 634 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,288 [merchant] Go on. Get off. 635 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:31,371 -[fanfare playing] -[blowing sour notes] 636 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,187 [murmuring, chattering] 637 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:02,489 [horse whinnying] 638 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,477 [crowd cheering] 639 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:54,037 [all gasping] 640 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:15,601 Hot roasted rats! Only a farthing! 641 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,647 Rats on a stick! 642 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:21,026 In a very short time one of you is going to be the lucky owner of this egg! 643 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:23,483 Get ’em hot! 644 00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:25,819 There you are, sonny. Off you go then. 645 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:30,448 Get your rats! Only a farthing! 646 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:34,127 Turnips. Turnips. Get your tur — Get your turnips here. 647 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:37,046 Turnips. Turnips. Get your turnips. 648 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:55,348 [crowd continues cheering] 649 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,273 I want it! 650 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,869 -[loud crash] -[Dennis yelps] 651 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,240 [Dennis gasping, panting] 652 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,701 [shouting] 653 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:16,831 Jesus Christ! 654 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:22,754 I’m awfully sorry. I only wanted a bite of turnip. 655 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:24,506 Just keep walking. 656 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:29,765 Oh! Hold up one minute, sir. I’ll have you out in two shakes. 657 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,467 I’m on it, really. 658 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:36,722 How about that, then? 659 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:40,730 First-class service as advertised. Don’t forget. Tell your friends. 660 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,034 -Where do you want it? -Over there by the burnishing pit. 661 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,202 [man] Over there by the burnishing pit! 662 00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:52,325 I suppose you want this lot due in today? 663 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,327 What happened? A tree fall on him? 664 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,625 [laughs] 665 00:45:57,672 --> 00:45:59,287 All right up there, are you? 666 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:05,422 You the master armorer here? Just look at this arm brace. 667 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:07,344 You call that workmanship? 668 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,888 -I can’t do — -And look at this damned bar! 669 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,683 -What’s wrong with it? -[|oud grinding] 670 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,806 You can’t please some people. They want miracles. 671 00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:18,139 -I said the best Italian armor. -Yes, but them arm braces I sent for— 672 00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:21,772 I don’t want to hear it. You said Friday afternoon. 673 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:24,695 -And to me that means Friday afternoon! -[armorer] Don’t be impatient. 674 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:28,400 -I put three of my best men on the job. -No good! No good! 675 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,701 -Here — -Get back! 676 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,653 Come on, boys. Come on. 677 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,540 And don’t bother sending a bill either. 678 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:52,760 Excuse me. 679 00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,063 Excuse me! I couldn’t help noticing — 680 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,607 Get outta here! 681 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:06,362 I couldn’t help noticing that you could increase your efﬁciency 682 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,064 if you moved your box to here. 683 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,446 [screams] 684 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:15,450 [groaning] 685 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,408 [screaming] 686 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:23,086 [workers shouting, screaming] 687 00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:34,849 [screaming continues] 688 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,279 [cackling] Yeah! 689 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,957 [cackling continues] 690 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,961 [armorer] Clumsy idiot! 691 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,540 -Come on. Let’s get out of here. -I was just trying to improve his efﬁciency. 692 00:48:07,635 --> 00:48:10,377 -You did it beautifully. Beautiful! -What about him? 693 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:13,588 Come on! I’ll buy you a drink! 694 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,673 We’ll go to the Queen’s Hemorrhoids, lad. 695 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,643 -Mmm. -That better? 696 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:23,973 Oh, yes. 697 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:27,026 -I can’t remember when I ate last. -Yes, I know. 698 00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:29,980 I once went without food for 147 days. 699 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:32,239 147 days? 700 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,908 Yeah, the winter of ’52. The siege of Caerlaverock. 701 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:38,487 Food was so short — What’s the matter? You got a stomachache or something? 702 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:42,541 Oh, no. No, no, I was just trying to work out what my next move would be, that’s all. 703 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,118 Yeah, so was I. 704 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,625 What? Geez, why worry? 705 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,330 But I’ve got to worry. 706 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:51,463 It’s a very big step coming from a small village to a big city like this. 707 00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,964 Don’t I know! 708 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:56,639 That’s what attracted me to the life of a squire — the traveling. 709 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,137 One day you’re out in Hertford hunting heretics, 710 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:03,346 the next day up in Scotland being burned at the stake. 711 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,181 It’s the adventure. 712 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:07,771 Like the time me and my knights 713 00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:10,274 was ﬁghting the Blessed Sisters of St. Alopecia. 714 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,696 A band of warrior nuns. They really — 715 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:16,150 It sounds very exciting, yes. But how secure is it? 716 00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:18,201 -Now, you take coopering. -Coopering? 717 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,200 [laughs] Coopering! 718 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,703 Hell, that’s no life for a man! 719 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:26,001 It is too! Barrels and casks are very important. 720 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,953 -Now, in commerce — -Commerce? 721 00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:30,456 Rubbish! [spits] 722 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,542 Now, you listen to me. 723 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,797 My knight was wounded, see, 724 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,050 and there was I with my back to the wall, 725 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:40,508 two whacking great nuns coming at me with maces. 726 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:43,140 Well, I hardly think ﬁghting nuns is a very respectable way to — 727 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,562 Here! I’ll show you! Come here! 728 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:48,356 There. You try. Come at me. Put up! 729 00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:50,730 -Pretend that drumstick is a mace. -I don’t — 730 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,903 Oh, come on. 731 00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:55,693 Really let me have it. Hmm? 732 00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:57,115 -Come on. -I can’t. 733 00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:59,694 Go for me! Hyah! I deﬂected the mace! 734 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,450 -[Dennis groaning] -[grunting] 735 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,497 Then I grabbed her like this! 736 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,501 -I want you to talk to the landlord for me. -What? 737 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:10,045 Then I threw her again, like that! 738 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:16,836 You berk! She was tough, see. But I grabbed her in the old— 739 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,671 -[Dennis] Ooh! -Just keep him talking. 740 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:21,052 -I don’t understand. -You will. 741 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:23,509 Just do it! 742 00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:26,220 Now, here comes the best part. 743 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:29,057 She broke my grip, see. She was coming in for the kill! 744 00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:31,233 -Aah! When... -[Dennis groans] 745 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,814 I turned tail and ran for it, slamming shut the castle doors! 746 00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:37,193 I barred them with a lance! 747 00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:40,401 Grabbing one of the novices as a hostage — 748 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:42,202 [murmuring] 749 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:45,406 I fought my way up to the battlements, 750 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,833 hacking and slashing as I went! 751 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,582 Voila! In tears! In cuts! 752 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,834 [shouts, laughing] 753 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:55,291 Easily outdistancing the enemy... 754 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,634 I escaped. 755 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,548 [mufﬂed shout] 756 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:07,056 [banging] 757 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,892 [man grunting] 758 00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:15,148 What the bloody — Open this! Boy! 759 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:19,068 Open it up! Open it up! 760 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,491 Boy. [grunting] 761 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:24,869 -[laughing, shouting] -What the bloody hell? 762 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,873 All right, let’s have a bit of decorum here. 763 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:38,801 [Iaughing, shouting continue] 764 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:52,564 -What do you want? -Uh, well, I was just wondering if, um... 765 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:56,189 -Well, speak up. I’m a busy man. -Yes, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. 766 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,943 Um, I used to be a cooper’s apprentice, and l was, uh — 767 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:02,776 All right, coming up right away. Well, what is it, boy? Spit it out. 768 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,408 I j-just wondered whether you could tell me something about the inn-keeping business. 769 00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:08,989 -ls there a way to change trades — -What, now? 770 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:13,043 [whimpering] Mr. Rotcod, the party in the corner is still waiting. 771 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,122 Tell them it’s coming up right away. Just go away. I’ve got no time. 772 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:19,299 Perhaps it would help if you’d put the pitcher of ale over here 773 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,172 and the jar of mead over here. 774 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:24,255 ’Cause I couldn’t help noticing you were impairing your efﬁciency by — 775 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:26,557 Christ’s kidneys. Will you get out of my way! 776 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,635 Here, Betty. Come and give me a hand here. 777 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,469 Your wife’s not here! 778 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:34,899 -Your wife? -Not here? 779 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:36,646 Not here? Where is she? 780 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,104 Well, s-she’s — 781 00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,655 -She’s what? -I don’t know. 782 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,107 M-M-Maybe she’s — 783 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:46,535 And where’s that friend of yours? That loudmouthed squire? 784 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:50,906 What? 785 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,457 -No. No. -“No” what? 786 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:55,331 They’re not upstairs. I mean, they’re not — they’re not... here. 787 00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:57,879 N-N-No, no, they’re not here. Not here. 788 00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,297 What? 789 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,755 You swine! 790 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,973 I’m gonna kill him. Then I’m gonna kill you. 791 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:09,675 Right. 792 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:14,221 [grunting] 793 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:25,949 [gasps, whimpering] 794 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:30,863 [whimpering continues] 795 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:34,537 [screaming] 796 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,038 [grunting] 797 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,961 -Oh-ho! -You — 798 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:40,915 -[whines] -l’m going to get you! 799 00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:43,000 Oh, you sweet-talker, you! 800 00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:47,717 Oh, you toad! 801 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:50,390 [gasping] 802 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:54,728 Right! What’s all this? 803 00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:59,058 Brawling in the public streets. Disturbing the king’s peace, eh? 804 00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:01,610 This man — My wife — Let go of me. 805 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:04,905 All right, hold him, Fred. Now, young fella — 806 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,904 Here, I know you! 807 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:11,158 Fred, it was him who tried to get in the other day. 808 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,284 -My wife and that squire! -Let’s take ’em to the dungeon. 809 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,865 A few days there will sort ’em out. 810 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:19,203 [laughs] Righto. Then we can put irons on their legs, eh? 811 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:20,504 -[screams] -But — 812 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,626 You can’t! 813 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:26,381 Destroy the monster? Oh, sire. [chuckles] 814 00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,929 If you destroy the monster, you destroy the city. 815 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:32,804 In the long term, it will be shown that we owe to the monster 816 00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:36,558 a period of prosperity unprecedented in this kingdom. 817 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:40,140 Oh, this is ridiculous. Your Majesty, the tournament must continue. 818 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,226 A champion must be chosen. 819 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,027 -Bruno. -Eh? 820 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,606 The merchants may be prospering, but your kingdom’s on the verge of collapse. 821 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:50,443 Oh. Yes. Oh, well, ah — Now, that — 822 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,152 Now hear this! 823 00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:55,197 The king, 824 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,034 that ﬂower of chivalry, that prince of monarchs, 825 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:01,791 that paragon of potentates, is going to speak. 826 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,040 Hear the wisdom, witness the wit, 827 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,751 observe the oratorical eloquence, 828 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,007 lend an ear — 829 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:12,343 Beautifully said. 830 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:16,052 ...to the mellow voice, the tender tones, 831 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:19,479 the voluptuous vowels, the coruscating consonants 832 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:23,309 of His Majesty King Bruno. 833 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:26,311 Very lovely. Well, | — 834 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:29,864 Who is going to give it to you straight, illuminate the essence, 835 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:33,536 clarify the conundrums, dazzle us with logic. 836 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:38,077 My lords, Your Grace, Your Honor... 837 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,075 the king. 838 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:43,412 Eh? Oh! Oh, yes, yes. 839 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:48,877 Bishop, my dear fellow, how can you, a man of God, say that the beast is good? Hmm? 840 00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:52,008 I, uh, welcome your question. Yes. 841 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:55,341 Uh, indeed, it may seem paradoxical, but — 842 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:58,518 [chuckles] since the advent of the beast, 843 00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:02,439 church attendance has tripled, tithing has increased, 844 00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:06,610 long lines of sinners wait eagerly outside the confessionals. 845 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:08,562 Piety has never been higher. 846 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:11,148 -Oh, bravo, bravo. -Bravo. Bravo. 847 00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:12,824 Well, my lord Bishop — 848 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:15,277 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 849 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,079 The king will speak. 850 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,656 The king. 851 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:23,376 Thank you. [chuckling] 852 00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:25,704 -Guard! -Sire. 853 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,460 -Kill that man. -Sire. 854 00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:29,041 What? 855 00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:31,127 Who? Oh. 856 00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:33,883 Anyway, the most potent — 857 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:39,431 Most poetical, most prestigious— 858 00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:42,354 -[screams] -[thuds] 859 00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:47,730 Well, Your Majesty, what is your opinion? 860 00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,402 -Your Highness. -Give us your guidance. 861 00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:52,947 -Even a hint. -Well, I think — 862 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:55,902 [shouting, muttering] 863 00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:59,989 Oh, no. What’s that? What’s going on here? 864 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,948 Just one moment. 865 00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:05,210 [men shouting continues] 866 00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:09,381 [grunting] 867 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,841 What is going on here? 868 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:15,672 Who dares sully my castle with unseemly brawls? 869 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,848 Guard, bring them in. 870 00:57:18,894 --> 00:57:21,135 We’ll show them who’s king around here. 871 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:23,094 But, Your Majesty, we have important matters to — 872 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:26,307 Important matters, Passelewe? 873 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:30,485 Surely keeping the peace in my own castle is important. 874 00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:32,403 First things ﬁrst. 875 00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:34,652 Oh! 876 00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:35,858 Ew. 877 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:42,073 They’ll taste the king’s justice. 878 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:44,703 [man] Let me go! 879 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,501 [shouting] 880 00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:53,925 [King Bruno] Silence! 881 00:57:56,682 --> 00:57:58,388 Silence! 882 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,015 Now, what’s this all about? 883 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,389 The squire — behind my back! 884 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:08,395 Calm, my man. Remember, you’re in the presence of your king. 885 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,521 Guards, let him go. 886 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,312 Let him speak. 887 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,614 Your Majesty. 888 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:19,944 This man — This ma — This man! 889 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:23,121 -[shouting] -Look out, sire! Get down! 890 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,501 [grunting, shouting] 891 00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:29,168 [cries out] 892 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,752 [shouts] 893 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:39,259 -Wait. Hold it. -[shouting continues] 894 00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:50,478 [sneezes] 895 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:56,230 -[gasps] -[King Bruno] This is outrageous! 896 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:01,819 -Weren’t there two of them to begin with? -Yes, sir. 897 00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:06,123 -Well, where’s the other one got to? -I don’t know, sir. 898 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:09,451 -[all coughing] -Right. Hmm. Yes. 899 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:12,416 -[groans] -[man coughing] 900 00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:17,046 Right. Then it falls upon us to ﬁnd this man guilty. 901 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,505 Guilty? Guilty of what, sire? 902 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:23,723 Cannibalism. 903 00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:32,516 [93393] 904 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:35,901 -Keep your eyes peeled. -Right. 905 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:40,441 Quick, down this way! 906 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:12,764 [93393] 907 01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,902 -Check up there. -No. Come on. 908 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:38,130 [all screaming] 909 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:41,130 [nun] Watch the princess! Oh! 910 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:45,972 At last you’ve come! 911 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,596 -|’m terribly sorry for barging in. -Oh, don’t be shy. 912 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,807 -I knew you’d come some day. -Oh, Princess, for Christ’s sake. 913 01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,641 I was coming up the stairs and saw your door — 914 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,852 Put on this robe. And you, turn around. 915 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:00,312 I don’t want to b-bother any — 916 01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:03,524 [princess] Oh, you must have traveled far to reach me. 917 01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:07,827 Swum rivers, climbed mountains, fought battles. 918 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,905 You can turn around now. 919 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:15,707 There. Do I come up to your expectations? 920 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:18,709 Do you ﬁnd me beautiful? 921 01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:20,707 Oh, yes. Thank you. 922 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:24,340 Oh, come, my prince. Don’t be shy. 923 01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:27,389 But I can’t. Look at me. I’m not dressed for the occasion. 924 01:01:27,475 --> 01:01:29,136 Oh. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Hush. 925 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:34,100 You mustn’t worry about those ﬁlthy peasant rags, 926 01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:37,649 which you were no doubt forced to don in some romantic adventure. 927 01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:41,820 Soon we’ll have you attired once more in princely ﬁnery. 928 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:43,818 No, no, no. You see, there’s been some mistake. 929 01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:47,743 -See, uh, my name is Dennis. -Prince Dennis! 930 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:51,413 -No, no. Dennis Cooper. | used to be — -But, oh, your face. 931 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:55,242 -You’re wounded. -Oh, no, it’s nothing. Just a bruise. 932 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:59,250 Just a bruise? Oh, how brave you are, my prince. 933 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:03,050 For surely it must have been a terrible blow from a Saracen’s blade. 934 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,218 No, an innkeeper sat on me. 935 01:02:05,305 --> 01:02:09,048 You see, uh, he thought that — well, that this squire, you see — 936 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,678 uh, his wife — 937 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:14,261 -What, the innkeeper’s wife was a squire? -Oh, no, no, no. 938 01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:18,099 Oh, I’ve been dreaming of this day for so long. 939 01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:23,187 But little did I expect one so brave and valiant and wise, 940 01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:26,318 one who’s crossed the seven seas for me 941 01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:31,904 and galloped across deserts and dark canyons to be by my side at last. 942 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:33,829 -[grunting] My love! -Come. 943 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:37,000 -[screaming] -You must tell me of your many adventures. 944 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:40,124 We must get to know each other before we’re married. 945 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,749 Married? Uh, no, I’m sorry, miss. 946 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:48,177 -l-l can’t. I can’t do that. -Can’t? Can’t? 947 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:50,381 Oh, my prince, did I hear you right? 948 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:53,675 -It’s very kind of you to ask, but — -No. 949 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,011 No, don’t tell me. I know. 950 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,188 -I know. -You know? 951 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:02,689 In your adventures, you rescued a maiden chained to a dark cliff. 952 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:06,146 -Uh, no, not exactly. -She fell in love. 953 01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,106 -You fell in love. -No. 954 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:11,193 And there and then, before the gods themselves, 955 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:14,030 you made a pact that only death could break. 956 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,786 -No, no, you’re on the wrong tack. -But come, my prince. 957 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:19,913 You must not linger in idle conversation. 958 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,539 You gained entry to the castle by stealth, 959 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:27,125 and now you must leave in the same way. 960 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,835 I know! 961 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:32,343 Sister Jessica, you must give your habit to the prince. 962 01:03:32,434 --> 01:03:35,426 -My habit, Princess? -Yes, and hurry. 963 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,728 But — But what’s wrong with Sister Marian’s habit? 964 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,648 -Don’t be silly. Here. -But — 965 01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:48,605 Now, my prince, this is the plan. 966 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,987 Tomorrow is St. Talulah’s Day, 967 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:55,411 and by ﬁrst light, a nun of the order must depart the city 968 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:58,331 and lay fresh dogwood on the spot 969 01:03:58,418 --> 01:04:02,002 where St. Talulah was martyred by the Ralph Benslow Four. 970 01:04:04,215 --> 01:04:06,331 You shall be that nun. 971 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,838 Sister Jessica? 972 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:10,418 Sister Jessica. 973 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,932 Well, give it to the prince. 974 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,101 Thank you, Sister Jes... 975 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:21,934 ...sica. 976 01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:24,607 Then proceed to the western wall, 977 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,276 but by the back streets only. 978 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,821 When you get to the western gate, say, 979 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:33,025 “I have the holy dogwood for St. Talulah’s spot. 980 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,030 Let me pass that I might pray a while.” 981 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:44,870 Oh, my prince. My prince. 982 01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,415 -|s this yours? -Uh, yes. No! 983 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:51,502 Oh, please! Please let me have it. 984 01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:55,885 Let me have it as a souvenir of our hopeless, ﬂawless love. 985 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:58,682 -l’ll cherish it always. -No, I can’t. It was given — 986 01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:01,637 And now, my prince, you must ﬂee. 987 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:05,724 No! No, don’t kiss me. I couldn’t stand it. 988 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:08,561 -I wasn’t going to. -No. Just go. 989 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:11,362 Just go, my prince. 990 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:13,440 And remember, 991 01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:17,119 “I have the holy dogwood for St. Talulah’s spot.” 992 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:20,530 In Latin, my love! 993 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,656 -[thuds] -[animal growling] 994 01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:58,359 [dog barking] 995 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,824 -Evening, Sister. -[high voice] Evening. 996 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:07,911 [drunken singing] J‘ 0h, / met a maid J‘ 997 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,673 I At Stepne y Fair I 998 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:15,002 I Te-dum, te-dum I 999 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:18,008 I And golden hair I 1000 01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:20,590 I She said to me I 1001 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:23,142 I 0 soldier brave I 1002 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:25,470 I Te-dum, te-dum I 1003 01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:29,057 I Te-dum, te-dum I 1004 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:32,519 Ah! What have we got here? 1005 01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:35,321 A strange face? [laughing] 1006 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:37,649 And a pretty one. 1007 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:40,201 Well, now, let’s have a look. 1008 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:42,904 -Let’s have a kiss. -Come on, Sarge. She’s a nun. 1009 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,785 So she is. 1010 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:49,085 Let’s have a Christian kiss. 1011 01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,958 -[shouts] {98893} 1012 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,255 -[gasps] -[grunts] 1013 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,626 What’s the matter, Sarge? 1014 01:06:56,721 --> 01:07:00,054 Put me to bed, boys! Put me to bed. 1015 01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:07,561 [panting] 1016 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:11,645 [people shouting] 1017 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:14,148 Look, it’s the devil in the guise of a nun! 1018 01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:16,480 [woman] No, it’s a nun in the guise of a devil! 1019 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:17,689 -Get her! -Get him! 1020 01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:18,990 Get them both! 1021 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:24,905 Citizens, a sacriﬁce must be made to appease the monster 1022 01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:28,412 that lurks in the darkness in wait for us all! 1023 01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:31,711 And what better than to sacriﬁce 1024 01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:33,663 one of the beast’s own servants, 1025 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:38,752 whom we caught masquerading as a holy sister of the Mother Church? 1026 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:41,679 -[shrieking] -[all groaning] 1027 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:47,306 We will ﬁre him into the eternal darkness 1028 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:51,766 as a testimony to our piety and godliness! 1029 01:07:53,778 --> 01:07:57,612 Imagine his agony as the ﬂames rise higher, 1030 01:07:57,699 --> 01:08:01,317 higher until he is but a ball of living ﬁre! 1031 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:02,867 Oh, the agony! 1032 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:05,616 Imagine his horror 1033 01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:09,541 as the mighty ballistic device hurls him high 1034 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:12,118 into the depths of the blackened sky! 1035 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:15,421 I am imagining the horror of it all! 1036 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:18,875 Imagine the terror of his suspense 1037 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:21,803 as our poor sacriﬁce waits, waits, 1038 01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:28,135 waits for the darkling earth to rise up and crush him to its harsh bosom! 1039 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,265 [shouting] 1040 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,187 The incertitude. 1041 01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:34,140 Oh, the uncertainty! 1042 01:08:34,235 --> 01:08:35,600 I like suspense. 1043 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:38,311 Imagine his ﬁnal horror 1044 01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:41,523 as his miserable little life is snuffed out 1045 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:45,657 in a glorious bone-crushing cascade of phosphorescence 1046 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:50,707 as he ﬁnally, agonizingly smashes into the ground! 1047 01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:58,251 -That’s not fair, that. -No, that’s not fair at all. 1048 01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:01,801 -It isn’t fair. -What’s not fair? 1049 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:03,549 How come he gets to go? 1050 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,722 Why should he have all the pain and all the agony? 1051 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:09,096 All that bone-crushing horror. I want to go! 1052 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,519 -[man] No, I want to go. -No, I want to burn. 1053 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:15,144 I want to feel my bones bursting into a billion pieces! 1054 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:20,479 I want to trace across the ﬁrmament, a glowing ball of ﬂame, 1055 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:24,316 a testament to my godliness and piety! 1056 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:25,900 What does that mean? 1057 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:28,452 -I don’t know, but I want it! -[shouting] 1058 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:30,154 I want it! 1059 01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:39,547 [laughing hysterically] 1060 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,214 Fire! 1061 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:52,385 [Iaughing, shouting stop] 1062 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,725 [man] Nice. 1063 01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,355 [bell tolling] 1064 01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:04,280 [King Bruno] Another glorious day for a tournament, eh, Passelewe? 1065 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,232 I suppose so, Your Majesty. 1066 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:10,616 You suppose so? You suppose so? 1067 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:12,743 Buck up, man. Buck up. 1068 01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:14,449 It’s tournament time! 1069 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:16,834 [Passelewe] Certainly, Your Majesty. 1070 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:22,457 But I can’t but think there must be a better way to choose a champion. 1071 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,713 A better way, Passelewe? 1072 01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:27,261 What better than the shattering of lances, 1073 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:30,840 the ﬂailing of the mace, the cut and thrust of broadswords, 1074 01:10:30,935 --> 01:10:33,392 the ring of falchion on cuissart? 1075 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,266 What better way than an honest tournament? 1076 01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:39,770 Hmm, Passelewe? [chuckling] Yes. 1077 01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:42,398 Ah, my dear. 1078 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:46,026 How beautiful you look. [chuckling] 1079 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:48,574 Ah! Yes. 1080 01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:51,198 Th — [sniffs] 1081 01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:53,826 What on earth is that? 1082 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:55,372 -But, Daddy — -Ugh! 1083 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,373 Daddy! 1084 01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:08,257 -[trumpet fanfare] -[horse whinnying] 1085 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,346 -[lance hitting body] -Look at that. 1086 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:22,150 Did you see that? Right in the middle of the old demi-brassard. 1087 01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,318 Jolly good. Bravo! 1088 01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:28,448 Another one on the maimed list, probably dead by now. 1089 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:32,152 Ah, merely a scratch, that’s all. Plenty more knights where he came from. 1090 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,658 Not really, sire. 1091 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:38,788 What do you mean, Passelewe, “Not really, sire”? 1092 01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:42,917 Now, which part of this is giving you difﬁculty, Your Majesty? 1093 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:46,795 Well, all of it, frankly. What do you mean by it? 1094 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,298 Well, basically, I mean by saying, “Not really, sire,” 1095 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:53,427 I mean that the true situation is, or is likely to be — 1096 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:55,509 -Yes? -ipso facto to the contrary 1097 01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:59,312 and the exact opposite to that which you may perceive. 1098 01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:01,639 l appended “sire,” because, after all, you are the king. 1099 01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:03,645 -I mean, you are the king, aren’t you? -Yes. 1100 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,398 And that seems to be a reasonable way of addressing a monarch. 1101 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,480 -Yes. -Daddy. 1102 01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:10,405 What is it, darling? 1103 01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:12,654 Oh, I’m sorry, Passelewe. What is it, darling? 1104 01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:16,203 Look at that brute of a knight. I couldn’t marry anything like that. 1105 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:19,123 Of course not. You won’t have to. 1106 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,122 [laughing] He won’t — 1107 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,747 -[cheers] -[metal clattering] 1108 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:27,628 ...win. 1109 01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:29,379 [coughing] 1110 01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:32,758 Passelewe, what were we discussing a moment ago? 1111 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,591 The toll of your knights, sir. According to my record — 1112 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:38,222 Ah, just a moment, Passelewe. 1113 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:41,475 You used that “sire” for the same reason 1114 01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:44,103 that you used it in the ﬁrst place, right? 1115 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,184 -Right. -Right. [chuckles] 1116 01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,019 -I thought so. -Right. 1117 01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:53,484 Well, according to my records, approximately 65 percent of the knights of your realm 1118 01:12:53,578 --> 01:12:56,035 have been killed or maimed since this tournament began. 1119 01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:59,489 -[crowd cheering] -But, Passelewe, that’s no ﬁgure at all. 1120 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:01,290 No ﬁgure at all. 1121 01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:05,620 Now, if it was 83.3 percent or 97.4 percent, 1122 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:08,081 now, that is a true percentage 1123 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,632 in absolutely the truest sense of the word. 1124 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,335 Now, my dearest Bruno, do listen. 1125 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:16,048 If this carnage continues even until the end of the week, where on earth — 1126 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,757 -Hold it, hold it! -What? 1127 01:13:17,852 --> 01:13:20,059 -This one I must see. -[horses galloping] 1128 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:25,223 -[metal clanging] -[crowd cheering] 1129 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:27,855 There must be a better way of choosing a champion. 1130 01:13:30,865 --> 01:13:32,355 Psst. Ethel? 1131 01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:35,153 -|s that you, Ethel? -[gasps] 1132 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:37,735 Yeah. I wondered what the hell happened to you last night. 1133 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,037 -Well, I had some incredible adventures. -Can’t talk now. 1134 01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:43,332 -Due in the lists in 10 minutes’ time. -I’m coming, Mother. 1135 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:47,040 Aye! 1136 01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:50,669 Watch where you’re getting the blood, will you? Christ Almighty! 1137 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,376 How else can we choose a champion? 1138 01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:55,632 Well, I suppose we could call an election. 1139 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:57,884 -Election, Passelewe? -Yes. 1140 01:13:57,975 --> 01:14:01,684 Oh, no, nonsense. It wouldn’t be fair to the knights. 1141 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,978 Well, they could draw lots. 1142 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,101 -Draw lots? -Yes. 1143 01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:09,935 [laughing] Bless my soul. 1144 01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:13,738 I mean to say, you mightjust as well do it dip-dip-dip, my little ship 1145 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:16,236 or one potato, two potatoes. 1146 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:20,161 -[chuckling] Or even hide and seek. -[horses galloping] 1147 01:14:20,247 --> 01:14:22,283 Uh— 1148 01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:26,539 Forty-eight, 49, 50. 1149 01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:29,495 Coming! 1150 01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:32,999 [cheering] 1151 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:35,835 [armor squeaking] 1152 01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:39,013 -The cardinal said, “I asked for 13 vergers.” -Vergers? 1153 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:43,139 “Why have you brought me 13 virgins?” [laughing] 1154 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:47,939 Now, we’re in the garden, and a thousand voices said as one man, 1155 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:52,519 “Ave, ave, passed through this way, the old grub.” 1156 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:57,357 -“Ave, ave” what? -[|aughing] 1157 01:14:57,451 --> 01:14:59,032 Why do I need to say “Ave”? 1158 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:03,284 Dennis, why don’t you sit back and let something nice happen to you for a change? 1159 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:06,707 -[crowd cheering] -Looks like they’ve chosen a champion. 1160 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:09,035 -Can you see who it is? -[trumpets blaring] 1161 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,086 [trumpet fanfare] 1162 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:16,634 It’s my boss. Christ. 1163 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:20,509 Well, congratulations, sire. We have a champion. 1164 01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,385 Good. [chuckling] 1165 01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:24,762 -Where is he? -Oh, they haven’t found him yet. 1166 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:27,311 -Oh. Is that good? -Oh, yes. 1167 01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:30,105 That’s what makes him a champion. 1168 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:31,807 [sighs] | see. 1169 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:40,150 -[horse whinnies] -They will ﬁnd him, won’t they? 1170 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:47,535 -You must be very proud. -Proud? You shit! 1171 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,375 -Shit! -It’s a great honor, isn’t it? 1172 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:53,330 Honor? Maybe he’ll get the honor. 1173 01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:57,292 I’ll probably end up with a dragon’s tooth up my bum and a shilling a year pension. 1174 01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:01,754 I’ll have to sit vigil with him all night as well. 1175 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:03,805 Christ, what luck! 1176 01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:09,391 I promised my body to a woman tonight. 1177 01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:12,644 Look, maybe I could go and tell the lady that — 1178 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,271 [shouts] What? 1179 01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:17,144 [grunts] 1180 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:20,280 Wait a minute. Maybe you could do it. 1181 01:16:20,367 --> 01:16:22,574 Certainly I could. I’ll tell the lady you’ve had a great — 1182 01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:26,529 No, not that. Sit the vigil. 1183 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:28,160 Me? 1184 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:31,993 I could give you my hat, my cape. 1185 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,496 Just keep your head down. He’ll never know. 1186 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,252 I can’t do that. It’s not right. 1187 01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,584 -[trumpet fanfare] -Who’ll know? Come on! 1188 01:16:39,678 --> 01:16:42,385 [woman laughing] 1189 01:16:43,974 --> 01:16:45,965 [mufﬂed shouting] 1190 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:50,394 -[roaring] -[screams] Beast! 1191 01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,017 Here I am, I am! 1192 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:56,317 -Oh, not you! -[roaring continues] 1193 01:16:56,403 --> 01:16:58,485 Ah, forget it. 1194 01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:01,279 -[grunting] -[laughing] 1195 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:06,326 [loud roaring] 1196 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:09,954 [snoring] 1197 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:13,034 -[roaring, shrieking] -[screaming] 1198 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,666 [snoring] 1199 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:25,671 [growling quietly] 1200 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:28,974 [rooster crows] 1201 01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:42,564 [snoring continues] 1202 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:45,695 [muttering] 1203 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,788 [Betty] Squire? What squire? 1204 01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:04,048 [landlord] You know what squire! Oh! My rheumatism. 1205 01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:06,003 That cell was so damp. 1206 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:09,135 -Two whole nights. -Oh, you poor dear. 1207 01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:12,718 Come, let me undress you and put you to bed. 1208 01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:15,520 It must have been an awful experience. 1209 01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:18,599 It was. 1210 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,106 Oh, Betty. 1211 01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:24,155 Your hands are so soft and warm. 1212 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:29,361 You don’t really think there was a squire up here in our bed, do you? 1213 01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:31,286 -Well — -Do you? 1214 01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:34,206 Come, let me take those off. 1215 01:18:34,293 --> 01:18:35,954 And that. 1216 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:39,253 Mmm. Doesn’t that feel better? 1217 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:42,082 Oh, Betty. 1218 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:45,009 Bernard, my darling. 1219 01:18:45,095 --> 01:18:49,509 -[Bernard moaning] {98893} 1220 01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:55,476 [Betty giggling] 1221 01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,354 [snoring] 1222 01:18:58,442 --> 01:19:00,979 -[snorts] -Come. 1223 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:02,901 [cheering] 1224 01:19:28,889 --> 01:19:31,175 [pounding on ground] 1225 01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:34,350 [voice breaking] Citizens, nobles... 1226 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,145 gentry, 1227 01:19:38,232 --> 01:19:40,393 the king. 1228 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,642 Heh? Oh, yes. 1229 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:51,988 Good Sir Knight, you have proved your worth on the ﬁeld of honor. 1230 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,444 [giggles, snorts] 1231 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:57,785 [clears throat] 1232 01:19:57,876 --> 01:20:01,619 And now you must prove yourself in mortal combat 1233 01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:03,625 with a monster so terrifying, 1234 01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:06,753 so awe-inspiring, so horrible, 1235 01:20:06,844 --> 01:20:08,709 so soul-destroying... 1236 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:12,046 that even I would hesitate... 1237 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:16,054 to meet it face-to-face... 1238 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,350 in, um, um, hand-to-hand combat. 1239 01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:22,723 Was that all right? 1240 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,184 Well, I suppose so, my darling, yes. 1241 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:30,614 And so, go forth and slay the beast. 1242 01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:35,491 [chuckling] And take with you the royal blessings... 1243 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:39,414 and also the blessings 1244 01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:41,867 of Mother Church. 1245 01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:44,791 Bishop! 1246 01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:48,716 [chorus chanting dirge] 1247 01:20:58,937 --> 01:21:00,928 [grunts] Hey! 1248 01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:05,895 Ow! Ooh! Get out of here! 1249 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:07,692 Bloody swords! 1250 01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:32,342 [dirge stops] 1251 01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:45,264 -|s that all? -That’s it. 1252 01:21:48,695 --> 01:21:50,526 Oh. [sniffs] 1253 01:21:50,614 --> 01:21:53,731 Right. Uh, herald. 1254 01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:56,692 Have the gates opened. 1255 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:00,904 Well, carry on! 1256 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:06,710 -Open the gates! -[blowing sour notes] 1257 01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:09,459 [creaking] 1258 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:23,677 Farewell. 1259 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:28,432 Wait! 1260 01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:35,193 [puppeteer] Ah. 1261 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,326 He took his vorpal sword in hand, 1262 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:43,076 long time the manxome foe he sought. 1263 01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:47,752 80 rested he by the Tumtum tree 1264 01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:51,456 and stood a while... in thought. 1265 01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:55,213 And as in ufﬁsh thought he stood, 1266 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:58,717 the Jabben/vock with eyes aﬂame 1267 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:02,766 came whiftling through the tu/ge y wood 1268 01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:05,435 and burbled as it came. 1269 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:07,012 [shrieking] 1270 01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:10,270 -Lance. -[people screaming] 1271 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,351 Lance. Lance. 1272 01:23:12,446 --> 01:23:15,188 [screaming, shouting] 1273 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:21,410 Whoa-ha! 1274 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:30,869 [woman screaming] 1275 01:23:37,137 --> 01:23:39,128 [screaming continues] 1276 01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:43,139 [man groaning] 1277 01:23:54,696 --> 01:23:55,902 [braying] 1278 01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:06,830 [gasping, groaning] 1279 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:10,868 [screaming] 1280 01:24:11,755 --> 01:24:12,744 Griselda! 1281 01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:19,255 Go get ’em, boys! 1282 01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:25,011 [all shouting] 1283 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:28,135 Monster? Monster? 1284 01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:30,346 [men laughing, shouting] 1285 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:33,682 -Oh. -[knight] Where monster? 1286 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:36,063 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1287 01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:39,237 -Oh! -[bandit] There he is! 1288 01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:46,992 -Come on. Don’t let him get away. -[man screams] 1289 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:50,119 Monster? Monster? 1290 01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:52,201 No mon — [gasps] 1291 01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:54,161 Ha-ha! 1292 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:57,164 [farts] 1293 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,751 [grunting] 1294 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:03,553 [all screaming] 1295 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,683 -[knight grunting] -[metal creaking] 1296 01:25:14,735 --> 01:25:17,898 I am here, Griselda. Fear not. 1297 01:25:17,988 --> 01:25:20,195 Gee, a knight. 1298 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:22,614 I never saw a knight before. 1299 01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:27,282 -[loud groaning] -Oh, Mr. Fishﬁnger. 1300 01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:29,988 -[Mrs. Fishﬁnger sobbing] -Oh, stop dribbling, woman! 1301 01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:32,620 Oh, bless you. Oh, noble lad. 1302 01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:35,327 Oh, thank you. Oh! 1303 01:25:35,714 --> 01:25:38,581 Stand aside, Mrs. Fishﬁnger. And — 1304 01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:42,884 [screaming] Oh, fuck! Aah! 1305 01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:45,132 Sorry, Mr. Fishﬁnger. Are you all right? 1306 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:48,340 {crying} -You almost cut my arm off! 1307 01:25:48,435 --> 01:25:53,771 Oh, you always were a clumsy one, Dennis Cooper. 1308 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:55,973 Shame on you! 1309 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,024 Get out! 1310 01:25:58,111 --> 01:26:00,397 Jesus! 1311 01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:03,652 I could get blood poisoning. Was that sword sterilized? 1312 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:05,949 I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to. 1313 01:26:06,036 --> 01:26:08,778 Look, I-I’II bind it up for you. I’ll get some bandages. 1314 01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:10,863 Jesus. Get off! 1315 01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:13,907 Dad! 1316 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,331 -What? -Look! 1317 01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:22,920 -[knight grunting] -Huh? 1318 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,052 Good Sir Knight. Good Sir Knight. 1319 01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:31,725 We’re so grateful to you for rescuing us from the clutches of those foul ﬁends. 1320 01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:34,224 -Easy. -Very good. 1321 01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:36,270 -Very gracious of you, Sir Knight. -Yes. 1322 01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:40,442 We’re very undeserving really, being just humble ﬁsher folk. 1323 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:44,272 Yes, however, we do have this maiden daughter, you see. 1324 01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:46,778 And as there is a custom in these parts, 1325 01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:51,077 the knight quite often marries the maiden he’s rescued. 1326 01:26:51,164 --> 01:26:53,906 Say hello to the knight, Griselda, honey. 1327 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,787 Mr. Fishﬁnger. Mr. Fishﬁnger. It was me that rescued you. 1328 01:26:56,878 --> 01:27:00,791 Will you clear off? What do you say, Sir Knight, hmm? 1329 01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:03,214 Good Sir Knight. 1330 01:27:03,301 --> 01:27:05,508 [grunting] 1331 01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:09,595 [horse whinnies] 1332 01:27:11,143 --> 01:27:13,099 -Well? -Come. We go. 1333 01:27:13,186 --> 01:27:17,976 Wait, wait! Come back here! Sir Knight, come back, please! 1334 01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,852 -Whoo-hoo! -You will think it over, won’t you? 1335 01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:23,231 Griselda, Mr. Fishﬁnger. I’ve gotta go. I’m sorry about your hand. 1336 01:27:23,321 --> 01:27:26,108 -It hurts! lt— -Griselda, I’ve missed you so much. 1337 01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:29,657 -l’ve kept your potato. -Ugh! Bye! 1338 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,908 You really are a big disappointment to me, Dennis. 1339 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,957 Get out. I thought you were going to make something of yourself! 1340 01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:39,580 Mr. Fishﬁnger, he is the king’s champion. 1341 01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:43,129 Shame! Call yourself an eligible suitor for our fair Griselda? 1342 01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:44,831 You’re nothing but a vagrant! 1343 01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:47,258 Hold him, Madge. Hold him! 1344 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:51,338 -You leave her alone. Leave her alone! -Get on with you. 1345 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:54,049 [braying] 1346 01:27:54,144 --> 01:27:56,430 -[shouts] -Go on! 1347 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:58,227 Go on! 1348 01:27:58,315 --> 01:28:00,522 Go on. Get out of here. 1349 01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:06,318 Go on! Get off! 1350 01:28:06,406 --> 01:28:08,772 -Go on with you. -Go on! 1351 01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,357 -Yes! -Go home! 1352 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,306 [screaming] 1353 01:28:35,393 --> 01:28:37,554 Someone at the door, dear. 1354 01:28:37,646 --> 01:28:40,308 [man] We’ve got to make up our minds now! 1355 01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:42,389 -Gentlemen! -We can’t delay another day. 1356 01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:43,974 We must do something. 1357 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,606 This king’s champion must be stopped. 1358 01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:49,984 The monster must be protected. 1359 01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:53,283 If he kills the monster, we'll all be ruined. Ruined! 1360 01:28:57,290 --> 01:29:00,373 -No? -Because I have a plan. 1361 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:05,458 [whispering] 1362 01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:09,165 -Behold! -[gasps] 1363 01:29:09,261 --> 01:29:11,126 The Black Knight. 1364 01:29:12,389 --> 01:29:15,426 Oh, wonderful! 1365 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:47,167 [ﬂies buzzing] 1366 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:52,793 [Dennis gasps] 1367 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:00,133 [horse blusters] 1368 01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:08,934 -[squishing sound] -[gasps] Ew! 1369 01:30:09,029 --> 01:30:10,860 Ugh. Ew! 1370 01:30:12,282 --> 01:30:14,944 [gagging] 1371 01:30:15,035 --> 01:30:16,946 I think we must be getting closer. 1372 01:30:38,016 --> 01:30:40,598 [rocks falling] 1373 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,385 [men muttering, cackling] 1374 01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:46,813 [cackling continues] 1375 01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:52,311 [animals howling in distance] 1376 01:31:13,218 --> 01:31:15,755 -[horse whinnying] {93393} 1377 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:21,340 [man laughing] 1378 01:31:22,185 --> 01:31:24,346 [horse whinnying] 1379 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:28,931 [muttering] 1380 01:31:29,025 --> 01:31:32,017 Cuissart. Cuissart. 1381 01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:40,484 No, no, no, no. Cuissart. Cuissart. 1382 01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:42,823 No, no. 1383 01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:48,909 No, no. Come on, come on. 1384 01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:50,494 Oh. 1385 01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:56,625 Lance. 1386 01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,636 [horse whinnies] 1387 01:32:03,059 --> 01:32:04,674 Oh. [whimpers] 1388 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:13,190 [whinnying] 1389 01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:17,444 [shouts] 1390 01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:39,292 Oh. 1391 01:32:48,938 --> 01:32:49,927 Oh. 1392 01:32:52,692 --> 01:32:54,353 [whinnying grows louder] 1393 01:32:54,444 --> 01:32:56,150 [cackling] 1394 01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:01,363 -No. -Get him. Get him. 1395 01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:10,912 [grunts, laughing] 1396 01:33:28,895 --> 01:33:30,476 [laughing] 1397 01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:41,320 [groaning] 1398 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:55,619 [all grunting] 1399 01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:04,385 -[cheering] -Whee! 1400 01:34:40,216 --> 01:34:42,002 [men cackling] 1401 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:56,313 [growling] 1402 01:35:17,837 --> 01:35:19,668 [cackling stops] 1403 01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:31,881 [wind whistling] 1404 01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:34,308 [Dennis gasping] 1405 01:35:37,982 --> 01:35:39,472 Oh! 1406 01:35:42,445 --> 01:35:44,276 Huh? 1407 01:35:44,364 --> 01:35:45,979 [whimpering] 1408 01:35:53,665 --> 01:35:57,999 [roaring] 1409 01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:07,842 -[shouts] -[roars] 1410 01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:13,969 [shrieking] 1411 01:37:20,710 --> 01:37:24,202 [stomping] 1412 01:37:24,297 --> 01:37:28,290 [growling] 1413 01:37:30,887 --> 01:37:33,503 [roars] 1414 01:37:47,737 --> 01:37:49,102 [groans] 1415 01:38:02,001 --> 01:38:04,162 [panting] 1416 01:38:09,926 --> 01:38:11,086 [shrieks] 1417 01:38:13,012 --> 01:38:15,594 [screaming] 1418 01:38:15,681 --> 01:38:17,546 [thuds] 1419 01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:24,145 [shrieking] 1420 01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:38,200 And hast thou slain the Jabben/vock? 1421 01:38:38,287 --> 01:38:41,745 Come to my arms, my beamish boy. 1422 01:38:41,833 --> 01:38:45,371 -O frabjous day! -[man] The monster’s dead! 1423 01:38:45,461 --> 01:38:49,454 -[woman] The monster’s dead! -[cheering] 1424 01:39:19,078 --> 01:39:21,069 [loud cheering] 1425 01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:26,165 Stop! No one’s to enter the city unless they have some money! 1426 01:39:26,252 --> 01:39:28,959 Stop, I say! Stop. 1427 01:39:43,019 --> 01:39:44,600 Oh, my God! 1428 01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:46,223 Aaah! Ooh! 1429 01:39:47,190 --> 01:39:51,934 Cancel those shipments of wine, grain, straw! Cancel everything! 1430 01:39:53,738 --> 01:39:55,319 [cheering] 1431 01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:06,285 Dennis! 1432 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:09,913 -Dennis, here she is, Griselda. -Dennis, here I am! 1433 01:40:10,004 --> 01:40:12,962 Here I am! Whoo! Dennis! 1434 01:40:13,049 --> 01:40:14,539 It’s me! 1435 01:40:15,551 --> 01:40:17,257 Dennis! 1436 01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:19,631 Dennis, it was always you! 1437 01:40:19,722 --> 01:40:22,213 You was the one we was always pushing for. 1438 01:40:22,308 --> 01:40:25,425 We’ll have the wedding tomorrow, even this afternoon. 1439 01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,476 We’ll get the bishop. 1440 01:40:29,106 --> 01:40:31,267 Dennis, you’re wonderful. 1441 01:40:31,359 --> 01:40:34,772 Griselda, at last we can have the life we always wanted. 1442 01:40:36,948 --> 01:40:39,439 -[trumpet fanfare] -[cheering] 1443 01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:53,126 Ah. 1444 01:40:53,214 --> 01:40:55,250 [grunting] 1445 01:41:06,477 --> 01:41:09,560 My boy, congratulations. 1446 01:41:09,647 --> 01:41:12,263 We offer you our heartfelt thanks. 1447 01:41:12,358 --> 01:41:15,771 You have cleared the kingdom of a great menace. 1448 01:41:15,861 --> 01:41:19,945 And I am very happy to fulﬁll my promise 1449 01:41:20,032 --> 01:41:22,023 and to bestow upon you — 1450 01:41:22,118 --> 01:41:23,904 Uh, what’s his name? 1451 01:41:23,995 --> 01:41:27,783 It’s Dennis. Uh, Dennis Cooper, Your Royalshipness. 1452 01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:29,704 And that’s his ﬁancee, my daughter. 1453 01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:32,249 Eh, you, Dennis, 1454 01:41:32,336 --> 01:41:34,702 one-half of my entire kingdom. 1455 01:41:34,797 --> 01:41:38,005 [all gasping] 1456 01:41:38,092 --> 01:41:42,131 And the hand in marriage of my daughter, the princess. 1457 01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:45,880 Come, my boy, to the palace. 1458 01:41:45,975 --> 01:41:47,840 -But — -Come. 1459 01:41:47,935 --> 01:41:51,098 -[Griselda] Oh! Oh! -Griselda. 1460 01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:52,974 [gasping] 1461 01:41:53,065 --> 01:41:56,353 -[bell tolling] -| pronounce you man and wife. 1462 01:41:56,444 --> 01:41:58,730 Prince and princess. 1463 01:41:59,614 --> 01:42:01,730 [crowd cheering] 1464 01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:12,749 [bell chiming] 1465 01:42:16,255 --> 01:42:18,211 Dennis! 1466 01:42:19,175 --> 01:42:21,257 Griselda! 1467 01:42:23,888 --> 01:42:27,005 Whose idea was it when you come up and you said — 1468 01:42:27,099 --> 01:42:28,430 {crying} -Will you shut up? 1469 01:42:40,404 --> 01:42:42,690 Look out, sire! 1470 01:42:50,665 --> 01:42:52,280 [gate slams shut] 107809