All language subtitles for Ed And His Dead Mother (1993)

ED AND HER DEAD MOTHER

Name?

Ed.

Only Ed ...?

Edward

Edward Chilton.

Well, we have a lot of files here, do not we, Ed?

Are you proud of that? No, that's what I thought ...

It says here ... that you cut off your mother's head.

That's true?

So ...

You're a mother killer, are not you, Edward?

"No, absolutely not!" -Well, I'm sorry for my statements ...

But I think if you cut off your head, that means you killed, right?

No, sir, she was already dead.

Did you cut off your mother's head after she was killed?

Son, you are a sick individual.

Honored judge, the whole case my colleagues are trying to build

it's just a scam!

I have here a letter that will prove once and for all ...

... that my client is innocent.

Innocent like a lamb, pressed against his mother ...

Innocent like snow falling in a pine forest.

Innocent as a newborn being swayed in his mother's arms.

Innocent as a 15-year-old virgin girl, covered in honey.

With protruding erect nipples. Remarkable but not yet so formed ...

Show me the letter.

- Ah yes! The letter. "How did I end up in this?"

Sex ... It's all about that.

From puberty, what occupies 90% of the total time, right?

Sexual tension, is not it?

Ed, sex is life.

And there is a pronoun ...

... The new neighbor is really a little thing!

I'm doing this for your own good, at least pretend to be interested.

Did you hear what I was saying? Another perfect opportunity is going to ruin.

Ed, you have to leave this behind.

Uncle Benny, she was my mother, and I miss her. Is that so bad?

No, no, that's good, that's great, that's wonderful ...

But the fact is that you must remember that you are here and she is dead.

If she's gone, she's buried, she's finished, she kicked her boots ...

- I understood! - Same?

Well, you do not act like you do. You have to forget it.

Hey, you got $ 60,000 worth of insurance, that would certainly comfort anyone.

"I just find it hard to get used to it." "Difficult" means?

-Ed, you're dysfunctional. -No! I am a normal son of mourning for his beloved mother.

It's been almost a year now! Nor did I regret my first Volvo for so long.

I think a "Volvo" is on the same level as a mother. Besides, I made a promise to her ...

Big Deal! You lied. I do this all the time.

"Do you think she notices the difference?" -That's not the question!

Ed, mothers were made to hear lies.

You did not behave like that when your father died.

It was 10 years ago. Besides, I was not exactly his favorite person.

"Your father loved you fondly. -He hated me to the bone.

He was screaming a lot. - He called me "Junior."

And I always wore that stupid hat just to annoy my mother.

- I kind of liked this hat. - Oh! I'm going to be late for work.

You own the store. What are you going to do? Do you resign for arriving 5 minutes late?

It's not for me. Mother does not tolerate neglect.

Ed, she's dead! Stop mentioning it in the present!

- Good morning, Big Lar. - Good Morning.

Thanks for opening, I woke up a little late.

"Not a problem, Mr. Chilton. - You can ...? Thank you.

Mr. Chilton, I got this new pamphlet.

of America's Best, according to that Molz and Morris came back with everything.

- Looks good. "We've been through this, Big Lar.

In addition these prices were good in the time of the mother will be good for our time.

Maybe she was wrong about it. Things change, you know.

I've been searching. Molz and Morris are having a good sale.

The decision has been made, I will not want any further discussions.

Chilton appliances, tools for any precision and precision for any tool.

Yes, the longest board is 70 cm.

I'm sure you can use your teeth against it.

This would also work except that the engine will cost you a little more.

Well, whatever you decide. And God bless you too.

"Reverend Praxton again?" - Good Morning.

"I'm looking for the owner of this great store. - It's Mr. Chilton.

-Ed Chilton? That's right.

Thank you. Excuse me, gentlemen.

- May I help you? "Well, Mr. Chilton, I think so.

Or rather, I think we can help each other.

My name is Pattle, AJ Pattle, from Iowa's "Happy People" Company. Ever heard of us?

Very few people have heard, we have a select clientele, if you understand me.

"Is there somewhere we can talk?" "This is good for me.

I thought of a more private place because what I'm seeing is not exactly equipment.

If you're selling pirate fireworks, I say I'm not interested.

Nothing illegal, and you will get very interested.

There.

Sit down.

-And then? -Edward Joseph Chilton.

Your mother died almost a year ago, and you miss her.

But that's natural, since I see you're a mama-son.

"I mean, in a good way." "What are you selling?"

- Life. - Life?

- Safe? "It's not safe, just a full life.

Fun, pleasure, dances in the moonlight, you know that sort of thing.

Ed ... And if I tell you that for a mere $ 1000, a life can be yours.

$ 1,000 per life, it's almost too good to be true.

- But I'm already alive. "It's not for you, for your mother.

"To the mother?" -Yes, for $ 1,000, we'll bring her back to life.

"Back to life?" -Ed, I'm not talking about a 2nd birth,

but a simple resuscitation as we always do. We have a large client list.

Farmers, poets, politicians, rock star ... We deal with everyone.

Did you know that some of Washington's top people had been dead for years?

Oh, this is crazy. I ... No, no, sorry ...

"I think you'd better go." "Well, that's not for everyone.

If you do not want your mother to come back to life, it's your choice.

Hang on. You say I do not have to give a penny until you revive my mother?

I guarantee.

What the hell is going on here?

"Good morning, Ed." "I'll talk to you in a second.

"It's nobody, go back to bed." - But I thought ...

Go back to bed! Now!

Each day looks more and more like the mother.

It's 5:30 in the morning. - Yes it's right.

What you want?

- Something wrong? - Ed ... Why do not you come to my car for a sec?

What happened?

Did you get Mommy?

"You did not get her, did you?" "No, your mother is right here.

"Did you put my mother in the trunk?" -She is dead! Did you want me to be in my seat?

-Let me see her. "I do not know, Ed, I was dead a while ago,

"You're not very pretty." -I want to see her.

"Oh, my God, he's in pieces!" "It's part of the problem.

Why did you cut her off?

That's how we found it. Is she an organ donor or something?

She donated some for a scientific purpose ... Mother loved education.

That's good, but this is a disaster. It's like riding a car without a transmitter.

"Can not you do something?" -I do not know, Ed, look at this ...

If we reanimate ourselves with the brain like this

she will just be drooling and seeing: "A Family Love".

"It's hardly worth it." Wait, you gotta do something. We have a deal.

We are reserved, and this work takes a long time,

and it should be a lot of money to be well done.

We treat the price, I will not give you a penny more.

Ed, you do not have to take out a dime from your pocket.

and despite the extra effort, I'll make it worth it for you. I will not charge for extra accessories.

What's the catch?

There is no trick. To have your mother back to life and you to be satisfied ...

it will cost...

$ 3500

- The deal was $ 1000! "Come on, Ed, be reasonable.

You did not say she was cut to pieces.

It would be easier if she had been passed by a sausage grinder.

And in addition, the sexual organs are lost.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find parts of a 1954 Caucasian woman with two legs?

- $ 2,500 - 2,500?

This is not enough even for gasoline.

It is best to return with her to the grave, and for stone upon the grave.

- It's either take it or leave it. - OK.

But I need to get $ 1,000 in cash, my business is going door to door,

and if you do not get a check, there is nothing to do.

Wait here.

But I want you to live until tomorrow, at home, at midnight, otherwise the deal is broken.

You really bargain!

My mother was a master of tools. It taught me that it is better to be the hammer than the nail.

Thank you, God! Thank you ...

Great great!

OK ... a week, not a month, I go to church for a month, if she takes a turn.

Turn. Please ...

Viiiiire.

Uncle Benny?

Ah! There you are.

I thought you were in bed.

Thank you, Ed.

Maybe I'd better go to sleep, Mr. "spoilers."

- What? - Does not matter.

"Why do you have all this scholarship?" - For no reason.

Should not you be in bed? You look tired.

It's only 9:00 p.m.

Did you invite anyone?

Why do you say that?

It's a girl, is not it? Looks like my advice did you good.

Do you have protection? Who protects the alligator, does not regret later.

- Uncle Benny! "I'm your uncle, I have to ask you."

Listen, you want me to hide in the kitchen and watch?

So I can direct you from what to do ...

"That's not what you think. I do not ... - I understand ... You're shy.

You want privacy. Forget I asked for it.

Best wishes to you, I'm going to bed.

But if it's her asking for more than you can give, I'm right up here.

- Mother? - No...

Oh, I'm sorry, I was expecting someone else.

- Disappointed? "No, not really.

I was coming home, and I saw your lights on.

So I thought about stopping here and introducing myself.

My name is Storm

Like ... the electric.

I'm Ed Chilton, I own Chilton Hardware, 4th Union.

If you need chains and padlocks or something, let us know.

I have all kinds of things and tools ...

I see you're spying on me.

No. That's not mine. I...

I mean, it was not me ...

"I like being spied on. "Do you like it when people spy on you?"

No, not all people ... just you.

-Are you sure you hit the neighbor right? -Absolute.

Is that some kind of trick?

"Does this sound like a catch?" "No, ma'am, I'm convinced.

You want me?

Yes or no?

-Can I say 'yes'? I mean, no? -What?

Come out, I'm not very qualified at this. Now it's 'no', but at another time it's a big YES.

"You do not mind going out the back door?" "Wait, Ed.

"Is there a five-foot walk out here?" "Then have a good run before you jump."

Eddie, I checked the house!

- Mother? Is it really you? - Yes, Eddie. It's me!

This is my favorite part of the job.

This good man gave me a ride home.

"Give him a gift for trouble." -Acknowledgment check.

"Oh, God, I know what's going on here. -Do you know?

What mother would not know?

Can you write that it is for corporation "happy people"?

It's not my fault, Mom. I just opened the door and she ...

I know it was not your fault,

It was Uncle Benny's fault. Spying on the neighbors again!

I should have gotten over it years ago.

Oh no! Again, they set foot on the couch!

I see you two have a lot to talk about, so I'm going to go on my way.

Thank you, Mr. Pattle.

Eddie dear, your milk with cookies is ready!

"Good morning, Uncle Benny. "Ed, your mother's in the fridge."

-Good morning honey. Want your cranberry juice? -Thank you.

-So, how are you? "Ed, I got up this morning, picked up the paper,

I poured the cereal, opened the refrigerator, and you can imagine my surprise

when I saw your mother sit there peeling potatoes.

I'm having a little problem dealing with this, so give me some time.

I hope you have not dug the bottom of the cereal, as you always do ...

And that reminds me, Benny, have you been standing on the couch? It is absolutely filthy!

Ed, this is a fucking nightmare!

Benny! I do not allow this kind of language in this house!

Close the door!

You brought her back, did not you?

Do not be silly, she was dead, how could I bring her back?

I do not know, but it makes sense ... You wanted her back.

It was you who cried like you could not live without her.

Did you publish one of those St. Jude ads again? Is that how you got it?

-Benny! -What? Shut your mouth and eat cornflakes!

Ed! Listen to me, this is not how it should be, it's not right!

This is morally wrong!

Where the hell is my telescope?

- Hey, Ed. - Hey.

I'd like to apologize for last night, I was a bit lonely, and I drank.

Actually, I should apologize for the way I put you out.

- Maybe we can have dinner? - Oh really?

- Of course. - Tonight?

Actually, I can not tonight, I have a little problem with Mom.

"She's not feeling very well. "I'm sorry, probably because of the heat."

Yes, it may be because of this.

Um, I should go to work.

I have a car.

Benny!

What are you doing?

Boy! This is killing me!

Looks like the hiding place was not enough, I have to destroy this damn thing.

Give it to me ... Give it to me!

Good Morning!

Excuse me, sir, what ...? Oh my God.

There is no one out there, it is hardly worth staying open.

Hi, Edward.

What are you doing free? I thought you got 10 years.

I was released with good behavior.

Damn it! I am an exemplary citizen!

- Where is your mom? - She is not here.

Too bad, I wanted to see her.

You know, she would never have me arrested or given a complaint about me, that would be stupid to do.

You were stealing from us.

I steal from everyone, and you do not see them complaining about it, do you?

My mother did the right thing.

You see, Edward.

Sometimes when it does right, fa ... fa ... it does right ... you have to pay the price!

That makes sense!?

"So where is she?" - Damn it ...

Rob Sundheimer, has it been 10 years?

Time flies by.

How's your little brother Timmy? Does he still attend school?

Yes, he is in EIMS college, He is doing very well.

That's good for him! At least your mother has to be proud of a son.

Yes, he's very proud, we all are.

Well, I think I'd better leak.

Say hi to your mother, Ed.

God, I'd hate to be on your skin, Mr. Chilton.

One day the snake will smoke for him! Right between the eyes!

Mom, I got home!

Uncle Benny! Uncle Benny, what happened?

- She just collapsed. - What do we do?

I think we have to bury her again.

Do you think we have to use a new grave or do we have to use it again?

"Do not rush now, we can do that tomorrow. "I'm going to get the car to take you to the hospital."

What you should have done!

Hey, Ed, where are you going in such a hurry?

We have to take my mother to the doctor, she is very sick.

She's not sick, she's dead!

"But did you make her come back to life?" "No, I made her come back from the dead.

"So what's the difference?" "The difference is she does not need a doctor, they do not treat the dead.

"So what does she need?" - More life.

"Are you trying to 'get me back'? "Am I not being fair?"

Have not followed every word so far?

I gave my sweat in this work and this is the thanks I get?

Okay. All right. I will not force you to be 'passed by' by me.

What do you mean before when you said she needs "more life"?

I should not tell you even more ...

I'm a salesman, that's how I make a living.

How much?

I feel horrible about giving you a price, really.

How much?

- $ 900- $ 900?

-I'm giving you a discount for "Happy People" corp. - $ 900 dollars?

Hey, we're talking about the secret of life is not something to be bought from the market!

-For company "Happy People". -I know.

Give me some space to work, Ed.

This is Mr. Pattles from the "Happy People" corporation.

Pardon.

I'' ll do lunch.

- How did you do it? - This box contains "life".

Give her two of those every night before bed, and she's fine.

By the way, you're lucky, the boxes are for sale for $ 349.99.

This is not right. The girl is dead, she should not be here.

"You need to get her back." "She's not a Christmas present to give herself back to."

Look, everyone panics but they get used to it, wait a few days and see.

- Insects !? "It's not insects, it's life.

"Should I feed you that?" - Yes, every night before bed, 2 of them.

Neither more nor less.

-Oh, God, the mother has to eat insects! "Only alive, to make a living."

Kill them, and it will make no difference. Unless, of course, she wants a snack.

You get used to it. Everyone gets used to it.

When your time comes, why not tell Ed to call us, and see what we can do ?!

Ed, thanks for the deal.

- Mother! - I'm going!

"Yes, dear, what is it?" - How do you feel?

Good! Rank is ready. You poor bastards must be hungry.

This was an unusual vocabulary for the mother. Do not you think?

Hall of Fame 'Happy People'

"Thank you, sir." "Thank you, Maureen.

Oh, come on Sam, I just sold it to Chilton.

- Yeah, for $ 349.99. Big Deal! I gave him the cost price.

Oh, come on AJ, the guy has 60 thousand dollars insurance, he does not need to buy in cost price.

"He's a good boy," I thought of relieving him. "Listen, we have to earn what we can

of this resuscitation thing as fast as possible.

The Japanese are working on their own version, and the Dutch already have a prototype.

And there are rumors that ...

are working on a resuscitating software version. And active all the time, AJ.

I guess it would not hurt to have happy customers every now and then, would not it?

Want happy customers? Enter the bouquet of flowers.

If you want to stay in this job, make the big sale to this man ...

and put a $ 50,000 check on my desk in 2 days!

"This wall was not meant to be blue?" "Your mother painted this morning."

She also vacuumed the furniture, polished the silver,

cleaned the floor, cut the grass, and cooked some pies.

Do you want some?

"Did she eat all the insects?" - Brilliant deduction, Sherlock!

But how did she get them?

You know, Ed, I did not care when you brought that ouija board,

or those tarot cards, or made sessions at midnight ...

I did not care even when you brought a stinking crazy bum for a week.

I never said anything against it. But that's too much.

It's not right, it's not how it should be.

I want you to call Mr. Pattle, ask him for his $ 1000 back ...

In fact, it was already over $ 3,700.

There were some extra costs.

Whatever. Just take your money back, and they'll put it in her grave,

which is where it belongs.

"I do not think he's going to give me back my money." -Ok, forget the money ...

Your mother is dead.

"Let her rest in peace, for God's sake." "Damn it, Uncle Benny! She's my mother!

I lost her once, and I will not lose her again.

I promised her.

Hey, my favorite show must have already started on the telescope ... television.

Hi Ed.

Hi.

- Can I seat? - Please.

I was carving a little.

-Can I get you a lemonade, or popsicle? -No, thank you.

"Do you want to talk about it?" "About what?"

What's bothering you.

- Is your mother? - No! Why do you say that?

Well, you said she did not feel well, I thought you were serious.

Not serious, she's fine now, just a little sick.

Okay, sorry for asking.

Excuse me. I think I'm a bit tired.

Maybe I should go to bed.

Can I use your bathroom?

Yes, of course, go through the door, up the stairs, it's the first door on the left.

"I have to go," my mother called. - It's all right. See you tomorrow?

Oh, hi, Eddie. What's going on?!

- I saw you with that neighbor. "Oh, she's very nice, Mother.

- Oh, she's a bitch! "No, she is not.

She'll break your heart, stay home with me. Good kids stay anyway.

"Mother, do not you think you should sit down?" - No, I can dance all night!

Besides, I'm very electric.

Well, I'm going to bed.

"Good morning, Ed." "Good morning, Reverend.

What can I do for you?

Have you reached the bear traps, steel with the force of 185 kilos?

Reverend, I know it's none of my business, but are you sure this is what you want?

"Do you think I should buy one with more force?" -No.

What I mean is, should not you try couples counseling first?

Ed, when that bitch is caught by the steel bear trap with a force of 185 kg

this will be the only advice we need.

"Look, I do not think I can-" "Er, I like to change the oil more than anyone else.

and if it was only 4 or 5 guys, I would have no problem with that.

But when I get home and find her hand in the mass in 'missionary position' with all the church's advice?

Well, by God, that went too far.

One especially since half of the total were women! That's when I hit my hand on the table!

So I became a man! That's when I put my balls over my shoulder,

and I ran to give fire!

Do you understand me, my son?

"Just get me the trap. - OK.

Chilton Hardware, tools for your precision, precision for ... Oh, hi, Uncle Benny.

Okay, I'm going straight home.

Sorry, Reverend. Big Lar, stay in my place.

And then said "if you can not with $ 10,000 I walk out the door."

And then I went out the door!

Straight out the door!

Ed, he remembers Uncle Bill and Aunt Sophie, from his father's family.

- Where is it ...? "You must be thinking of Aunt May,

The identical twin sister of his mother.

Who came from Missouri a few weeks ago.

"Oh, yes, Aunt May. Where is she? - She's in the kitchen making some snacks.

- I'll see how she's doing. - Great idea.

I do not conform as Aunt May looks like her late sister,

"It's almost as if she came back from the pit." -Exactly.

My arms ache. Oh, what a cute puppy!

Do we have ketchup? For the sandwiches!

- All right, I'll get it. - Looks delicious.

We hope you have not sweated much to do this for us.

Oh, do not be silly!

No sweat! Besides, I've been feeling better since I do not wear any more panties!

- Well, let's attack. - Great.

- It was delicious! - Thanks!

I have a drink in the kitchen I'll bring.

It's all right, honey, I'll be right back.

You know, I was so hungry I would eat this puppy.

"And where is he?" - Chuck?

- Mother! What are you doing? "Making pâté for the sandwiches, why?"

"The dog is gone and I thought ..." "No, my dear, their little dog is here.

Look at those cute, shiny eyes.

"You have to get rid of them, Uncle Benny. "And how will I do that?"

I do not know, but be subtle, we do not want to offend them.

I'll take care of it.

Get out of here!

- Ed ?! "What are you looking for in my house?"

"Um, I was looking for you." - Were you looking for me?

I just had to see you again.

- Do you want to login? - Of course.

I have a few minutes.

That'll have to be kept for tonight.

Here it is, 'mana', the way you like it, fresh and lively.

Let's get them, I do not want to see this scene.

Ed!

- I think it's time to go home. "No, I think it's time to go to the bedroom.

Who could it be?

I'll take care of it, I'll be right back.

-Ed, are you there ?! I've been looking for you everywhere. "What is it, Uncle Benny?"

Ed, hurry up, I'm waiting for you.

It's her? The neighbor? You and she...?

Oh, my God, Ed ... You have to cross the street and get my camera.

This is definitely a time to record.

"Uncle Benny, what do you want?" "It's your mother, she's gone."

What do you mean, "she's gone"? How did he leave?

I do not know how she left. Maybe she dug through the basement.

"Did you check the refrigerator?" "It's not in the refrigerator, or anywhere in the house."

"Do you think she might have been thrown into the river?" "It may have been thrown into the river and eaten for a while."

Oh, no, come on.

Uncle Benny, come on!

Ed? Ed.

Ed had to go, but if you are looking for company,

I have a few minutes, and I would be happy to ...

Oh, hi, Robert. It's good to see you again. Sit down.

"You know, everyone in town says you were dead. "Why would they say something like that?"

-What did you say? What did you say? "Why would they say something like that?"

I do not know.

But they were not successful

I'll get you. Because when I'm on my way to revenge ... I never stop ... I never stop.

- That makes sense? "Yes. And good for you, Robert!"

Perseverance is a virtue in every work.

Would you like some tea?

Oh, yes, tea, sounds good ...

- That makes sense? - Yes, of course, I'll be back soon!

"We'll never find her here." "You go home, in case she shows up there."

I'll check out the nurseries, the animal shelter and the zoo.

Just in case.

- Sandwiches? - Oh yeah.

- That's fucking coffee! You said tea! -You are absolutely right.

How could I make such a silly mistake? I'll bring you some tea in a second.

Oh, my, this is so embarrassing But we do not have any more tea.

Unfortunately you're going to have to settle for IT!

Ed, we need a reassuring weapon.

You never said anything like that would happen.

You told me it would be a clean job, Mr. Pattle.

How do you think this can be cleaned? We live by feeding dead cockroaches.

Look, I just know that we went from the "Happy People" corporation to the murder association ...

Do you think I'm happy about it? Do you think I sleep peacefully at night?

Jesus! I can not remember the last time I had a good night's sleep.

And I have a boil the size of Lake Michigan.

- She killed a man. "No, she killed an inmate.

What about him? What will happen to him?

Who is Ed?

Listen, sweetheart, I did not hire you and put you in this house ...

to flip and run like a bunny when things get a little confusing!

If you want to keep this job you have to 'play' as expected. It is clear?

I want to keep this job, but not so much.

She can not leave now. There are two keys, Take good care of them and I'll be fine.

-Ed, you have to do. -What?

Make it turn smoke.

Show who's in charge.

Finish with her.

Restore her to good sleep.

-You are crazy? That would be murder. -Murder?

How can it be so dramatic? How could it be murder? She's already dead.

Look, we have new locks on the doors, we'll feed it with a bunch of insects,

That will keep her at home.

-Do not be stupid! -I think it's a perfectly logical solution.

for the problem we have!

"I think the mother will agree with me." "Oh, that's very enlightening.

You do not understand? Life sucks, and she's addicted!

The more you give, the more she wants!

Yesterday they were insects, today people, tomorrow ... horses?

And what, then, elephants? What are you going to do, take her to eat on the safari?

"I do not want to hurt your mother, I made her a promise!" "What's this promise you're talking about?"

I promised her no matter what, I would never say goodbye.

That's it? Is that the promise?

"It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. -It is not!

She plays pathologist with our chainsaw

and you're worried about any promise you made to it!

I gave her my word, Uncle Benny, and I'll keep her, no matter what you think.

Screw you! I'll do it myself.

Can you come here for a second?

Who's snorting a cigarette?

Ed, I think we have a bigger problem than we thought.

-What are you looking for? - Pattle's number, we should call him.

What a great idea, he's been very helpful so far.

Mr. Pattle, this is Ed Chilton, we need to talk to you. Okay, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Ed, I would not want to be pessimistic or anything, but you have to see that.

-What is she doing? "I've looked at it for a while, and I think it's starting."

Why me, Uncle Benny? Why do all these things have to happen to me?

- And why not? - Watch your mother.

- What are you doing? - Going away

- Where are you going? - I do not know.

- You will return? "I do not know either.

You leave and we will not see each other, is that it?

I dont understand. I thought we had something special ...

"And now you're leaving, speechless?" -Ed, you're in front of me.

-Pattle. -Ed, said something is bothering you?

"I need to get my mother back to the grave." "That's a decisive attitude, are you sure?"

I have no choice, she is not the same, I thought she would be, but she is different.

-Can you help me? "I can, but turning her to the grave is a big deal.

- It's gonna cost a fortune. - Well, I have to do this. How much?

US $ 50,000. I know, it's a big sum of money, but consider what you get.

The solution to all your problems, and the end of everything that has left your life bad.

Face it, Ed, you do not want people to remember you like this.

Let's remember the fine fine woman she was, not the monster she became.

Be a good son, honor the memory of your mother, do the right thing.

But you're taking all the money I got from her insurance.

So it is in some respects appropriate.

What do you think?

Benny!

Sorry Benny, but you'll be fine.

Good Morning!

Good morning, Home. How I am?

Good.

- Too good for someone dead. "I bought that at a flea market in the morning.

Is that one of those apparitions?

To punish me for all the bad things I've done in my life?

Of course not. Say, can you help me with the lawn mower?

"Of course, Mrs. Chilton, go back there ..." "Yes, I know.

Are you the ghost of Independence Day's past?

Are they going to be 3 of you?

Is there a moral message that I need to understand with this?

Do not you have something bigger?

Mrs. Chilton, that's enough for the little lawn you have.

What does it take to cut a dog in the middle?

A dog of what size?

Like a German shepherd.

These have the intensity of five horses, must cut it in a single passage.

Give me something three times more than that.

- Jesus! Must be talking about a 'motorized'. - A 'motorized'?

A 'motorized' should serve!

- Okay, I think I get it. "There's another part."

What?

If you do not bury your head, in the eastern part of the Northwest of the cemetery

between the 1st and 12th midnight beats, it will roam the Earth for 1000 years.

"That does not look good. -In practice, kill everything that gets in the way.

From who buried her.

- Anything else? - Yes.

You have to do it yourself because you are the one who made the contract.

And after bury your head, bury her body

in the southwest, with her neck pointed at his head.

That's it?

Thanks for the drink.

Ed.

Good luck.

Thank you.

I will teach you not to steal the children of others!

Eat grass, you cow!

- Mother! - Eddie.

What a miracle to see you! This caught on and I do not know yet how to turn it off!

Eddie, my darling ... Honey! I am your mother!

Let's forget all this nonsense and go straight home.

I'll make your favorite breakfast, pancakes with syrup!

And pork, with fat! Any way you like!

It's her fault! She gave me an overdose!

She left me hooked on life!

She is the villain!

Where am I?

"In the cemetery, Mother. - Who died?

You. I'm putting you back in the grave, which is where you belong.

Oh, Eddie, do not you think you're exaggerating?

"Mother, just be quiet, please. "Fuck me, I have all eternity to shut up.

I want to speak! I want to sing!

"My Bonnie lies on the ocean,"

"my Bonnie lies on the sea"

"My Bonnie lies on the ocean,"

"Oh, bring it back ..."

What is it, Eddie? Want to get rid of me?

Look, this is harder for me than it is for you.

Oh yes? So give me the shovel, come here and spend the rest of eternity with worms staying in you.

-I love you. -Ed, wait, at least give me one last kiss.

Please. That's the last thing I'm asking.

"Eddie, you promised I'd never say goodbye." -Mother.

Mother, you do not understand, I'm not saying goodbye,

not in my heart

I think about you 100 times a day.

I'll be sad every night when your place is vacant on the table.

I'll smile whenever something reminds me of you.

But we both have to move on.

We must follow the paths given to us.

But you'll always be my mother, And I'll always be your son.

And I'll still love you.

Forever.

Eddie, I love you so much ...

It's too late, Eddie! You're screwed again, Ed!

I'm gonna live!

Good bye, Mother.

What is going on?

Looks like the Reverend went crazy.

He chased his wife to church and tried to cut her head off in the bear trap.

That quenga was turning this holy place into a playground of the devil!

I do not know what it was, he tried to kill me!

He thought I was cheating on him. I was not, I was not!

Yeah, I'm sure, ma'am.

"Where did he come up with that idea?" "I do not know, my lady.

Sometimes they just snap, it's not their fault. Come in, stay calm and leave it behind

Thank you, Officer ...

-What are you doing here? -I? I was praying at my mother's grave.

At midnight?

I pray a lot to her.

I think it's time to leave. This is not a spectacle for pious people.

Thank you.

Son ... you are a sick individual.

"Have you reached a verdict?" - Yes, honored judge.

What's the verdict?

We find the accused not guilty.

Innocent!

It seems that luck smiled at you ...

Those women you mentioned ... Count on me if you need ...

Ed, I'm glad you're free.

Look, no matter what they said, it was not just a job.

I really fell in love with you. You're the sweetest, sweetest, most ...

I promised myself not to cry, but you're the best thing that ever happened to me.

And I screwed up.

I'll never forget you.

I just want you to know.

And by the way, I need a job ...

Ed, what are you doing?

She was involved in it.

People are looking.

She ruined her mother.

Forget the mother, she's dead.

Sorry, we ...

Ed, before you say anything, I want you to know that I'm sorry about how things turned out.

It's okay, it's all over now.

You do not understand, we're talking about happy customers,

so I found a way to get you that.

Hi, Junior. It's great to be back!

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