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"Dolly.. Dolly.."

"Dolly's palanquin."

No!

Save this for marriage.

So, let's get married.

It's not as easy as you think.

We haven't known each other for long.

It's been only two months that we know each other.

But I already feel like I've known you for ages, Dolly.

There's nothing more I want to know.

There's nothing more I want to know.

Neither will your family approve this, nor mine.

I don't care what they think!

My name's Sonu Sherawat!

If they don't let us get married

I'll threaten to lie down on the train tracks!

Then they'll beg you to marry me.

Really?

And what about my dad, who is an army man?

What about him? Am I revolting?

I'm good enough.

I even contested the village council elections.

So what if I lost?

Many eminent men face defeat.

But I'm an eligible contender for the next elections.

And I recently sold sugar cane worth Rs. 20 lakhs.

If my dad yells at you, you'll run scared!

What nonsense!

Dolly, you're the only one who doesn't take me seriously.

Don't take my family lightly.

Don't underestimate me.

I am from Haryana.

We don't lack courage.

'You'll run scared.'

Yes?

Sonu. - Oh! Brother-in-law!

Oh, I'm sorry. I hope you won't mind me calling you that.

No, not at all! I won't mind.

Raju? - Yes.

How are you? - Great!

Your jacket's really nice. - Really?

Yes. - You can have it.

No, I can't.. - Take it. - What are you saying?

Take it, we're family now. - Thank you.

Will it fit you? - Yes, I hope so.

I've been trying to lose some weight.

Is your dad at home? - Yes.

Dad! - Yes?

He's Sonu Sherawat, sister Dolly's friend.

He wants to talk to you.

Greetings, sir! - Greetings.

I need to discuss something about Dolly.

What is it?

Tell him.

I want to marry Dolly.

What did you just say?

I want to marry Dolly.

Rascal!

He has come to talk about his marriage, bloody civilian!

Out!

Out!

What's going on?

Dad, if sister has given her consent

how can you behave like this?

No.. But still, dad..

Shut up!

Are there no elders in his family?

He has come here with his own marriage proposal.

You shameless! Out!

Why is he so rude?

When he stays out in the sun for too long

his blood pressure increases.

It often happens.. - Send him out!

Mom, dad can't behave like this.

Sonu is my friend. - I know, dear, but..

Is she your mom? - Yes.

Greetings, ma'am! No worries, ma'am.

Dear, bring your parents along to meet us.

I'll talk to my husband. Okay?

Fine, try to convince him.

By the way, I don't belong to a poor family. We're landlords.

Last year, I sold sugar cane worth Rs. 20 lakhs!

I'm also active in politics.

I even contested the village council elections.

I could've eloped with your daughter.

But I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

But here you are getting furious at me!

Not fair.. - Thank you for your hospitality.

Goodbye.

Brother-in-law, your jacket.

Keep it.

Thank you, brother-in-law.

Oh, Lord!

I can't do the household chores anymore.

Ask her to do the chores.

Have patience.

In the next wedding season, I will.. - What?

What will you do?

Are you going to get married a second time?

What nonsense!

I was going to say that we'll get our son married

but instead you're assuming that I'll get married again!

Both of you argue all the time!

God knows if Dolly will be able to adjust in our family.

Dolly? - Dolly?

Listen, in your marriage

your only responsibility will be to ride the horse.

Just make sure you don't fall. Let me worry about everything else.

Everything else!

I'll marry only Dolly.

And if I can't, I'll commit suicide.

Then you can get my corpse to ride on the horse!

Stop bluffing.

So, you think I'm bluffing! Are you?

Fine, I'll prove it today. Wait and watch! - Sonu!

Don't stop me!

I've had enough of him.

I'm going to end this once and for all by consuming pesticide.

Don't regret later

that your only son committed suicide. Okay?

Go ahead, drink it.

Sonu, you've lost your mind. No, don't do this..

Sonu, you've lost your mind. No, don't do this..

Let go of it, mom!

Are you even going to drink it or just struggle with the lid?

He's taunting me, mom! Let go of it. - No, son..

Listen to me! - Son..

I'm still capable of expanding my lineage.

Have you lost your mind?

He's our only son.

If anything happens to him

how will I live with a rude husband like you?

It's better to not have a son than to have one like him. - Mom..

Fine! Marry anyone you want.

I do want to get married.

But both of you have to talk to her parents and fix everything.

Tell him to get ready.

He can't go dressed like this.

Take him away.

Carry him in your arms.

Let me keep it back. - No, I'll..

I'll just keep it back!

Mom, I was saying that monsoon starts in July.. - Yes.

Mom, I was saying that monsoon starts in July.. - Yes.

So, I should get married before.. - Patience, son!

Hold your horses. Don't hasten.

First, let me and Mr. Singh talk about the important stuff.

Important stuff!

Sure.

Raju, the briefcase. - Okay.

I've saved this sum of money for my daughter Dolly.

No, sir. We can't accept this. This is wrong.

Don't interfere!

By the way, how much is it?

It's not for you. - What!

It's for my daughter and son-in-law.

A small gift.

29th is an auspicious date.

You can get them married on that day.

29th is wonderful. - Great! - So, it's final!

I've an idea! I'll invite the local orchestra as well.

Very good! - They have got the best DJ.

Why don't you invite everyone in Haryana?

Ma'am, are you happy?

We are giving you our daughter

we are giving you everything.

You are absolutely right.

Great!

Everyone, stand close to each other.

Hold on.. Let me stand next to Mr. Singh.

Sure. - Come. - Smile please!

Hello!

One, two, three.. Microphone testing!

Microphone testing!

Hello..

Brother-in-law! - Raju.

Where were you? - I was here.

Your jacket looks amazing!

Come on, brother-in-law!

So, it fits you. - Yes, I got it altered.

You, in the red coat! Come here.

Okay. - Come quickly.

Yes, sir?

Look, they are my in-laws. - Okay.

They come from a military background. - Okay.

The army. Okay? - Yes.

And that's my wife.

She has studied in an English medium school. - Oh!

And he's my brother-in-law, Raju.

Hello!

When you give my instruction.. - Yes? - Brother-in-law..

It's 'Introduction'. - What?

'Introduction.'

Introduction! - Okay, sir.

Got it? - I got it.

I'm going now. Watch how I say it.

So, when you introduce me, speak in English. - Sure!

Okay? Go on, now. And fix your hairstyle.

Come, I'll introduce you to my friends. - Sure.

Dear brother, father, mother and sister!

Dear brother, father, mother and sister!

Today is a happy day. - Fuck this.

Our friend, Sonu Sherawat

is marrying Dolly.

So, please clap!

Clap! Clap! Clap!

Ladies and gentlemen, on this lovely occasion

of Mr. Sonu's wedding, we present before you

the gorgeous lady who surpasses the Bollywood's fashion

and all you lunatics' passion.

Gentlemen, hold your breath

and welcome the most stunning and breathtaking beauty.

Ms. Ragini! Ragini! Ragini! Ragini! Ragini..

"Fashion ends on me."

"Passion ends on me."

Go on..

"Fashion ends on me."

"Passion ends on me."

"I'm the talk of the town, you know, mister."

"I give allergy to the whole country."

"Every guy shall turn adolescent."

"He'll turn young being passionate for me."

She has specially been invited for this wedding.

Let's dance.

Hold this.

"My feet start tapping and my heart starts beating."

"The heat has increased due to arrival."

"I'm a little bitter and a little sweet, just like some neat liquor."

"Let's be a couple. I've been single for a long time."

"When you and I are together, it'll be splendid."

"If you look at someone else, then I'll punish you."

"I'm the talk of the town, you know, mister."

"I give allergy to the whole country."

"I'm the queen of style, you know what I mean."

"I'm the queen of style for the whole nation."

"Lightless night in the company of my lover.."

"How shall this hot night pass?"

"It's a hot night and I have your company."

"Now the night will pass without any talks."

"I'm like a 440 Volts transformer."

"I can give the shock of your life."

"I'm the talk of the town, you know, mister."

"I give allergy to the whole country."

"The train is on the tracks and the signal is clear."

"Signal is clear at the station."

"You've got a superb taste. You've got a 26 inch waist."

"You're as light as paper."

"You dissolve very fast in tea. You also say bye very soon."

"You cause me to be in a very sorry state."

"I'm top in fashion. I'm hot and passionate."

"I'm top in fashion. I'm hot and passionate."

"I'm hope for the youth."

Come on!

Milk for you.

I am not the kind of daughter-in-law

who'll serve milk only to her husband.

I'll serve milk to everyone.

Thank you.

Listen.. What are you doing here?

Sonu must be waiting for you. Go now.

What is it?

Mother-in-law, I've brought milk for you. - God bless you!

Daughter-in-law, let me keep your jewellery in here.

These are bad times.

Okay.

I finally have the permission to kiss you, right?

Have milk.

Will you just offer me milk tonight?

Please drink it, or else you'll regret it.

Will I?

Rather, you'll regret it.

What's the big deal! I'll gulp it down!

Come on! - Sonu, not tonight. I'm fasting today.

So what?

The Lord will be offended if I break it.

It's 12 O'clock! So technically, the day is over.

I observe a fast for 24 hours, not 12.

This is cheating, Dolly!

Go to sleep, Sonu. I'm exhausted.

At least, give me a kiss.

I told you, I'm fasting!

I told you, I'm fasting!

I've waited all my life for this night and you're fasting.

All right! At least, face me while sleeping.

Good night, Sonu.

Can I at least touch you? - Sonu!

Good night!

Dolly!

Dolly!

Dolly!

Dolly!

Oh, no..

Dad!

Get.. Wake up!

Wake up, dad! I can't find Dolly. - Let me sleep. - Hey..

I can't find her! Get up!

Why are you screaming your lungs out? - I can't find Dolly!

She must be somewhere around.

I looked everywhere! Mom, wake up!

First, we get him married

Then, we look for his missing wife!

My head's spinning.

She must be..

What happened? - Oh..

Look!

She isn't here.

The bitch has eloped with her lover.

Go and take a look inside the cupboard. She stole everything.

You've lost your mind! - I haven't..

She even stole my chain!

'The number you've dialled is currently out of service.'

'The number you've dialled is currently out of service.'

Excuse me, mister!

Didn't SK Singh live here?

SK Singh who?

An army Major who lived with his family.

They've left. I guess, they didn't like the place.

But who are you?

Are you their relative?

Are you?

Then you must be a friend.

Or are you an acquaintance?

Hey, why did you ask me?

To waste my time!

Get lost! - Isn't it?

You're strange! You are the one who asked me!

You're insane! I was just trying to help you.

Mister! Come here.

Come.

They have duped us!

That's why, we're asking.

So now, will you compensate for our loss?

Why would I? I just came to help you. - Get lost!

Idiot!

You shouldn't help anyone these days. I guess, they're crazy!

How about drinking that pesticide now?

Get in the car.

Idiot! I'm going to clobber you.

Idiot! I'm going to clobber you.

Where are you going?

I think, my wife's been kidnapped.

Do you have her photograph?

What's wrong?

Show me her picture. What are you thinking?

I don't have one. - What?

So, you don't have a picture of your wife!

I get it now!

Your wife fooled you and eloped with her lover.

She's never coming back.

And like a fool, you came here to file a report..

I'll tell.. - Shut up!

Don't try to act smart just because you're an inspector!

Don't ever come back to file a complaint. Get going!

500 guests had attended the wedding.

500 guests had attended the wedding.

Someone must've clicked some pictures.

You're out of your mind!

We'll be humiliated!

And then, no one will marry your dear son.

As if the world will never find out the truth.

I'm not sure about others

but you'll definitely blurt out everything!

Just say that daughter-in-law has gone to her parents'.

Okay?

Later, we'll tell everybody that she's dead.

And that's why, he's re-marrying.

Come in.

So, Robin..

Listen, in the neighbouring towns of Delhi

like Meerut, Sonipat, Ghaziabad, and Gurgaon

there have been many cases of robbery

and all carried out in the same style.

There's a girl named Dolly.

First, she marries guys and then flees with their stash.

We want to nab this girl at any cost.

I want you to handle this case.

I want you to handle this case.

Ma'am, don't assign me such insignificant cases.

You want me to scour the city for a mere girl!

You're too much, Robin.

Fine! I want you to recommend a team of capable officers.

I want this girl caught, at any cost. Okay?

Jai Hind! - Jai Hind!

Sir! - Hukum Singh!

Sir!

You're still a bachelor, right? - Yes, sir.

The case of the thieving bride.

You lead this case.

Thank you, sir.

The thieving bride?

What are you saying, sir? Seriously!

You're assigning this naive officer a female thief's case!

Do you really think he will be able to handle it?

I've worked with sir on many cases.

I can handle this case on my own.

Look, sir.

She looks so innocent. What's her crime?

She marries guys and then flees with their valuables.

Ma'am, I want to lead the team

that will be handling the case of the thieving bride.

Why?

Are you bored of sitting in the police station?

Now, you're willing to scour the city for a mere girl!

Ma'am, even if we consider the world a haystack

Dolly's no needle.

I'll find her within two months.

What shall we do with this? - We'll plan something.

Oh!

"She's a crazy fairy-like creature."

"She makes everyone dance to her tunes. She's like a sweet dagger."

"She's a crazy fairy-like creature."

"She makes everyone dance to her tunes. She's like a sweet dagger."

"She throws off her radiance, and then she winks."

"She has dominance over everyone."

"She's a little sweet and a little sour, like a peppermint candy."

"She causes an uproar."

"She causes one to be intoxicated even without being drunk."

"May God take care of her."

"She can even cause a sage to behave naively."

Dad! - Dolly, my dear!

"The palanquin of Dolly is now on its way."

Dolly robbed me! For God's sake, get her!

"Dolly and her gang robbed you of all your wealth."

"Dolly and her gang robbed you of all your wealth."

Ma'am, look at this sari. It'll look good on you.

No.. - Where have you hidden the loot?

We need 15 boys. - Okay. - And 15 girls. - Okay.

And 20 elderly men. - No problem.

And also, 30 elderly ladies.

And charge a reasonable amount.

And all the elderly ladies must be fun loving!

After all, they set the mood in the parties!

Sir, I'll provide you the best for Rs. 1000!

No, I'll pay you only Rs. 600. That's final!

Are such ladies really available for only Rs. 600?

Do you accept her as your wife? - I do. - I do.

Ma'am, please give me alms.

When you try to touch her, she'll fly away in an instant.

When you try to touch her, she'll fly away in an instant.

"She's like a close one who's a stranger."

"She's like a life partner who is a cheat."

"She causes an uproar."

"She causes one to be intoxicated even without being drunk."

"May God take care of her."

"She can even cause a sage to behave naively."

"She's a prayer but she's also death."

"She's love but she's also punishment."

"Whatever she desires, she takes it away."

"She'll make you smile, and using her eyes, she'll steal your life."

"She's passion, she's intoxication."

"She's near you, yet she's also absent."

"She's near you, yet she's also absent."

"She causes an uproar."

"She causes one to be intoxicated even without being drunk."

"May God take care of her."

"She can even cause a sage to behave naively."

I do. - Do you? - I do.

You may kiss the bride.

I am sorry. - My sister..

Brother..

"The palanquin of Dolly is now on its way."

Hey, stop!

"The palanquin of Dolly is now on its way."

"Dolly and her gang will rob you of all your wealth."

"The palanquin of Dolly."

Delicious 'Aloo Paratha' made by mom! - Here. - Thank you!

Delicious 'Aloo Paratha' made by mom! - Here. - Thank you!

They're hot. - Very hot.

Wow! She prepared 'Aloo Paratha' again. - Yes.

Why don't you ever cook meat? - Cook it yourself.

Mr. Dubey! - Yes? - In my next wedding

order the chef to prepare mutton for my fake brother.

Yes, of course! We'll get a special dish prepared for him!

But his job is to find a groom, which he isn't doing.

And it's no longer his cup of tea.

Ranjeet Khillon.

Recently returned from Australia.. - Next.

Why?

Look at his picture!

He looks ugly!

You are not going to spend the rest of your life with him.

It's just for one night.

I want to say something.

I do all the research about the guys and their families.

I also bring all the proposals.

I'm willing to do everything but..

I can't pretend to be Dolly's brother.

Are you crazy?

You get to be the brother of such a gorgeous girl!

Yet, you're refusing!

Why don't you do it?

What's wrong with him?

What else will you do?

Anything.

I'll handle photography.

Hey, what are you saying?

You'll handle photography!

The day anyone recognises Dolly in the pictures taken by me

I will quit photography.

I'll retire.

Our gang.. - To hell with your gang!

I won't pose as Dolly's brother.

Raju!

Raju! Ra..

He's so stubborn!

What happened?

Did someone die?

Yes. - Who?

The fake brother.

Don't try to persuade me, Dolly.

You know that I can't refuse you.

But for once, try to understand me.

I'm in love with you. What do I do?

All I'm saying is that I won't pose as your brother.

Is it too much to ask for?

I know you will never marry me.

You're used to rich grooms.

Please let's get married in a fake wedding.

Then I will pose as your brother for the rest of my life.

I won't even ask for my share.

You know I don't believe in love.

You're the only one who understands me.

How will we manage if you act like this?

I was saying..

This one.. This one here. - Yes.

Listen, there's a vacancy only for the brother's role.

You shouldn't argue.

You've spoiled our mood!

I apologise for that. And about your mood..

Everyone will cheer up when I bring another proposal.

Cheers! - Cheers! - Cheers!

Heartiest congratulations for your selection!

Thanks! - You don't know the half of it!

He had to bribe them to get this job. - Really?

That's true.

My uncle referred me to a guy.

Yet, I had to pay Rs. 10 lakhs to get the job. - Don't worry.

The guy in the blue shirt, is going to be our next target.

He's the perfect groom for Dolly.

Stop shooting in the dark!

Things like these need thorough research. - Right!

I need a beautiful wife but not a career oriented one.

You know how my mom is.

Yes, I know, but first listen to me.

As soon as your marriage is fixed

first learn all the tricks of the trade from me.

Tricks?

Start eating almonds, walnuts and 'Shilajit' tomorrow onwards.

Why? What for?

Almonds help you to have a sharp mind.

Walnuts are good for your heart.

And I don't need to tell you what 'Shilajit' is for! - Super!

And I don't need to tell you what 'Shilajit' is for! - Super!

I can look at any guy

and tell you whether he's married or not.

And also, if he's not married, does he have an affair or not.

And if he doesn't, then how impatient he is for marriage

and what kind of a girl he is looking for. Understand?

Matches are made in heaven.

On Earth, we just abide by them.

Say that again, Mr. Dubey.

You've been fumbling over the same dialogue since morning.

Watch now. Matches are made in heaven.

We just abide by them on Earth. How's that?

Amazing! I see you're preparing. Great.

What preparation?

We lost Major Kulwir Singh because of you.

There are many proposals out there.

Then get us one.

Don't just say it.

Name, Manjot Singh Chaddha. Software Engineer.

Salary, Rs. 60,000!

Great. - Which means, he earns at least 40,000.

Superb! - Age, 27 years.

Height, 5 feet 7 inches.

Looks average, but is in search of a beautiful girl.

Our girl's really beautiful. Gorgeous, in fact.

Yes, of course. He wants a beautiful

and educated woman. - But she shouldn't be career oriented.

and educated woman. - But she shouldn't be career oriented.

Basically, he's looking for

someone his parents would accept.

One who is obedient, beautiful and virtuous.

So, Dolly, start faking these qualities.

Wow!

But, Dolly, this time the name 'Dolly' won't do. - Why?

There have been enough articles in the newspapers.

The name's been exposed. - No way.

Dolly's lucky for me.

Did we ever get caught because of the name?

Dear, what's your name? - Madhuri Chawla.

And you are..

He is..

He is my brother.

I see. So he is your brother. - No. He's my son.

He's younger to me.

Are they twins? Must be twins. - No, there's a difference.

There's a difference of five minutes between them.

Dear, what's your height?

5'9''.

She's too tall.

She is your height. - No, she's very tall.

Are girls normally this tall? - No.

I like your sense of humour.

You are very funny. Please have some of these.

What are you doing, Manjot? - He's Manjot. - I see.

He's always been good at academics.

He is so decent that he has never had an affair.

My daughter is a graduate.

And she's also done a course in BIT.

That means you sent her to college for education.

Yes.

I don't understand one thing.

Why do parents send their daughters to college?

So that they can learn good values. That's it.

What values? Colleges are filled with boys.

And they have affairs.

They start misbehaving.

Daughters should be doing correspondence courses

from the comfort of home.

No chance of an affair.

She is a witty lady. Very funny.

I like your sense of humour.

Very funny.

Can I say something? - Yes.

You have a nice house.

Don't call it a house. It's a manor.

And before you insist, I'll show you my manor.

Let's take a round of her manor.

It's a manor. We've six bedrooms upstairs

with attached bathrooms.

with attached bathrooms.

Okay. - We've more space than required.

Where are you going, dear?

You two sit here, and chat.

Okay. - We'll be right back.

Thank you, Dad. - Enjoy, Son.

Don't you have a nickname? - No.

Madhuri Chawla. - Good name.

What's in a name?

You don't have a dashing name

but you look like a hero.

That's true.

Would you like some?

Did you ever have an affair? - Why?

Do I look like that kind of a girl? - No.

I mean, these things are quite common nowadays.

So I just asked.

Did you ever have an affair?

No.

You see, girls do like me.

You know it's very common. But..

You know, whenever I post a picture of myself on Facebook

I get 15-17 likes from girls.

By the way, love marriage is not a bad thing.

There's nothing wrong with it.

Yes, but there's nothing good about it either.

These days couples do everything before marriage.

But in an arranged marriage

we get the opportunity to know each other.

Like, I don't know you, and you don't know me.

It's okay. People get a complex on seeing our manor.

Wonderful!

Listen to me. - If you both like each other..

She is a sweet talker.

We'll lose control over Manjot if he marries this girl.

You'll be spending the rest of your life in some old age home.

You'll be spending the rest of your life in some old age home.

And I'll go live with Pammi.

Let's reject her.

Wonderful!

Yes?

Well..

You are decent people. - Thank you.

But let's make one thing clear.

Your daughter's taller than our son.

Tall? - Tall?

So, aren't you taller than your husband?

That's because he's wearing his slippers.

But, mom.. - Shut up, you fool.

Quiet. - Sorry.. - We'll think about it and call you.

No. There's nothing to think about. I can't twist words.

Mr. Arora's daughter, Pinky..

She's just as beautiful as your daughter

and she isn't that tall either.

She'll be a perfect match for my son.

And they also own a pickle factory.

But, mom.. - Shut up. - Quiet.

Make pickle of your son in that factory.

And have it with stuffed bread.

We don't want our daughter to marry this fool.

We don't want our daughter to marry this fool.

Come, dear. - My son's one in a million.

Ma'am, don't be so proud of him.

He's a fool.

He had to bribe to get a job. Come on.

Don't eat the Samosas, they're stale.

You'll get loose motions. - Stale?

Madhuri.. - What nonsense! - Keep your crappy sofas.

And your roof's done with. It'll fall on your head someday.

Get it fixed. - Mom.. You could've talked to me once.

Shut up, you fool. Look at your face.

So smitten by this girl!

Go inside.

Fine, it happens sometimes. We'll find another prey.

There's no dearth of boys in this country. - Right.

And some day this boy..

What are you doing?

Slowly.. - What are you doing, Dolly?

I am not a kid.

Stop trying to console me.

How dare she reject me!

Just because she rejected you, doesn't mean you are bad.

I'm going to teach that old hag a lesson

that she'll never forget.

Give me all the details of that fool.

There's not much about him.

He takes the 9 a.m. AC bus from Shahdara to CP.

He takes the 9 a.m. AC bus from Shahdara to CP.

And takes the same bus back at 7 p.m.

Hi!

Hi!

Madhuri, I am really sorry for the other day.

No need to be sorry.

It's okay.

No, mom shouldn't have spoken to you like that.

It's okay.

Well, how are your parents? - They're fine.

And how are you? - Perfect.

Did you find a bride?

Mom's fixed my marriage with Mr. Arora's daughter, Pinky.

Okay, good. - I have a feeling, Madhuri, she's a good girl.

She must be nice. Parents want the best for us.

She must be nice. Parents want the best for us.

How come you're not mad at my parents?

I respect transparent people.

They didn't like me, I understand.

I felt a bit offended, but it's okay.

Has your marriage been fixed? - Not yet.

I couldn't find a nice boy like you.

My stop is here. Best of luck.

Come on..

Madhuri. Madhuri.

Do you drink coffee?

Who says girls don't drink coffee?

Would you like to go out with me for coffee?

Don't you have a job?

The country won't come to a standstill

if I take a day's leave.

And anyway, I've got 10 casual leaves left.

Mom doesn't know. But I am telling you.

Okay.

You're not on Facebook, are you?

Those who aren't social, are on social networking sites.

I am very social.

You're an amazing girl.

I mean, you're so witty.

I like girls like you.

But mom.. My mom is very dominating.

Even my dad surrenders before her.

Had she not refused, I would've surely married you.

For that you need to grow up.

You're a kid.

Go home and sit on your mother's lap.

Madhuri, you're wrong.

If I were wrong about you

you would've definitely said something that day.

You're an adult now.

You can take decisions for yourself.

But..

Hey, what did you tell Mr. Arora's daughter?

Speak up. - I said that Madhuri's perfect for me.

And I'm saying this to you too.

And I'm saying this to you too.

Mom, I am no longer a kid. I am a grown up now.

I told you, the girl will create rifts in this house.

And she did.

What rifts? My heart knows she's the right girl.

You fool!

And despite the way you treated her

she still respects you.

You're too impatient to get married, aren't you?

So go ahead. Marry anyone you want.

I'll wear my new sari and be there. Are you happy now?

Stupid fool.

I'm going to tell your father about all your actions.

Yes! Madhuri..

Wake up!

It's the fool calling.

Pick it up. - Pick it up. You'll get rejected.

Anyway, you are no heroine

that guys will break an alliance for your sake.

Hello. - Hi!

Actually, there's something I wanted to tell you. - What?

My marriage with Mr. Arora's daughter has been called off.

Oh, too bad.

Yes, it's bad.

Yes, it's bad.

But I told mom

that I'm going to marry someone better than her.

And do you know who she is?

Who?

You.

You're going to become Mrs. Chaddha next month.

Please tell ma'am and sir, I mean, my future in-laws about it.

We're about to get married!

Don't I deserve a kiss at least.

Give it. - What say? - Give it.

Hello. - Manjot.

Madhuri, just one kiss. - Not at all.

If you don't kiss me, I'll think you don't like me.

I am not a heroine!

The information about Dolly is correct.

I assure you.

She is marrying Chinmay Chaturvedi.

I know him very well.

Let's go.

Do you have whiskey? - Yes.

Congrats, dear. - Hello.

Hello, mister. Bless me. - God bless you.

Hello, mister. Bless me. - God bless you.

Yes, a little to the side.

Thank you.

Thank you. - Thank you.

Finally! You're here.

Why did you come so late?

It's your wedding.

It calls for two drinks at least. Right?

He is my friend.

Your wife is awesome.

Go have dinner, or the food will get cold.

I will, and I'm going to drink as well.

First, let me take a good look at her.

Move aside. Move.

Ready? - Hold on.

Say cheese.

My turn. Now I'll take a picture.

Sir, use this camera.

No, I'm going to use mine. She's my friend's wife.

But.. - No, it's all right.

Ms. Madhuri. Ms. Madhuri.

Say cheese. - Click my photo. - Let me take her photo.

Very nice!

She looks tensed.

Wait, I'll take care of that.

Waiter. - Yes, sir?

Why did he have to take my photo?

That's the way he is. He always does that.

I am sorry, please. - Take good care of the bride.

I am sorry, please. - Take good care of the bride.

Please. - Here.

You're too stubborn. - That's me. - Cheers!

Here. - No, thank you.

Have it, please. Don't look at him.

This is a Punjabi wedding.

The marriage won't be considered legal

until both husband and wife share a drink.

Here.

Should I? - Drink it. Don't worry.

An alcoholic daughter-in-law.

See that. - Enough now, go and have your dinner.

That rascal's offering her a drink and the wretch's drinking.

What's going to happen to my son?

"I won't pay much attention to anything else today."

"I'll dance so much that the floor breaks."

"You've already said abusive words to me."

"And on top of that I'm drunk."

"You've said abusive words to me and I'm drunk."

"You've said abusive words to me and I'm drunk."

"Sit down, Uncle, don't speak in such a harsh way with me."

"Even if you call the police, today I'll dance endlessly."

"Make me do whatever you desire, today I'll dance endlessly."

"Today I'll dance endlessly,"

"Today I'll dance endlessly,"

"Let there be fun today. Listen to what I'm saying, Aunt and Uncle."

"In just a couple of sips, I'll finish the whole bottle."

"Turn on the volume, DJ. I'll roam around with you."

"Filled with excitement, I'll dance all night."

"Don't waste this chance."

"Get in the mood and dance today."

"Leave all Your shyness behind."

"Leave all Your shyness behind."

"Forget all nobility."

"You've said abusive words to me and I'm drunk."

"Sit down, Uncle, don't speak in such a harsh way with me."

"Even if you call the police, today I'll dance endlessly."

"Make me do whatever you desire, today I'll dance endlessly."

"I'm almost dead after drinking too much. My memory has nearly faded."

"Someone please hold me so that I don't fall down."

"When the drummer beats the drum, I lose all my inhibitions."

"No one seems to understand, who shall I explain it to?"

"I pray a million times, day and night"

"that I get a chance to unite with you."

"I don't feel happy being alone."

"I want to dance with you."

"I want to dance with you."

"You've said abusive words to me and I'm drunk."

"Sit down, Uncle, don't speak in such a harsh way with me."

"Even if you call the police or make me do whatever you desire."

"Even if you call the police, today I'll dance endlessly."

"Make me do whatever you desire, today I'll dance endlessly."

"Even if you call the police, today I'll dance endlessly."

"Make me do whatever you desire, today I'll dance endlessly."

"Today I'll dance endlessly."

Excuse me, sir.

But.. I thought Dolly..

You call this a tip? - I am sorry..

I had a question.

If you..

Can I ask? - Go ahead. - Thank you.

Sir, this girl, Dolly..

Did she pull a fast one on someone close to you?

Did she pull a fast one on someone close to you?

This isn't my question.

I'm just curious.

Actually, I heard

ASI Hukum Singh asking this question

to madam.

Look, another toaster.

Is there a discount on toasters?

See who's at the door. - Yes.

We'll gift this to Mr. Gupta's daughter at her wedding.

That will be right.

Yes?

Who are you?

Me?

I am Dolly's uncle.

Sonu Sherawat.

Dolly?

But her name is Madhuri.

Her pet name's Dolly.

When she was a kid, we used to call her Dolly.

And I promised her then

that I'll definitely attend her wedding, come what may.

But I got a little late. Right, Dolly?

Sorry, dear.

When she was a kid?

But you don't look that old.

Actually, it's my skin that makes me look young.

Actually, it's my skin that makes me look young.

Who is he?

He claims to be her relative.

What relative?

What's the matter, Dolly? Are you mad at me?

You always greet your uncle.

Won't you give me a hug today?

Give uncle a hug. Come on.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to ruin you.

Shall we talk in private or in front of everyone?

Who is he?

He's one of dad's distant cousins.

How's this possible?

He's Sherawat and you're Chawla.

His wife's surname is Sherawat.

So he said

he will keep his wife's surname which is contrary to the norm.

Dolly, give me a glass of milk.

I can't sleep unless I've had a glass of milk at night. - Yes.

So where's my room? Where can I get some rest?

The first room on right. - I see.

The dish was superb!

Thank you. Okay, good night.

Good night.

What drug have you mixed in it this time?

Dolly, why did you do that to me?

I fought with everyone for you.

And you plundered me.

All wives are like that, Sonu.

Those who stay with you forever

and also, those who flee the next day.

By the way, ones that flee, let you off easy.

What now?

Your game's up.

I have a suggestion, Dolly.

Run away, like you always do.

But this time, run away with me.

Come on.

I'll set an alarm for 4 o'clock.

Everyone will be sleeping.

And if they aren't, I know you'll put them off to sleep.

Just you and me.

Just you and me.

I'll treat you like a queen.

20! 30! 40..

Do one thing.

Make up for your mistakes by being a good wife.

Come on.

Really?

I love you.

Be here by 4 a.m.

Now go or they will get suspicious.

Thank you, Dolly.

And listen.

Don't let Chaddha touch you.

Don't drink the milk.

Dolly.

The girl's already inviting her relatives from day one.

This is not a guest house!

Here she comes.

Ma'am, I guess, you're sober now.

Do you know how much you've embarrassed us?

These things aren't allowed in our family.

What was she saying? 'I'm going to dance till I drop'.

Okay, mother-in-law.

'Okay, mother-in-law..'

Can you please keep my jewellery

safe along with yours?

These are bad times. - Of course.

Milk for you. - Oh my..

Listen, dear.

Classical dance is fine.

Classical dance is fine.

But not these absurd ones, all right?

Father-in-law, milk for you.

Yes, dear.

Bless you.

Good night. - Good night, dear.

At last, you found time for me.

What can I do? Uncle was being emotional.

What about my emotions?

Anyway.

I'm going to need this tonight.

Not tonight.

Why?

Actually, I got menses today.

Madhuri, why did it have to happen today of all the days?

It isn't a courier service

that I'll be informed about it beforehand.

No.. Sorry.

But what now?

Sure?

At least, leave your mother-in-law's lingerie behind.

What good is it to you? - How dare she reject me!

I feel like stripping off the clothes she's wearing.

Let it be. She's your mother-in-law.

Forgive her.

Hey, rascal!

Drive properly.

You're spilling my liquor.

Mr. Dubey, why are you speaking in Punjabi?

At least, now get out of the character.

Look, the truck is moving!

What's the time?

Madhuri, get me a cup of tea.

My watch..

Wake up.

Wake up! - What's wrong?

Manjot!

Manjot, wake up.

Wake up.

Manjot!

Manjot!

Manjot!

Dimwit is sleeping in the shower.

Manjot, wake up.

Wake up! - Madhuri.

It's your mother. Wake up, you fool.

We've been robbed!

Usually, you'd get up at least four times at night to pee.

But last night, you had to keep sleeping.

She took everything.

She took all my saris.

And not just that, she even took my lingerie.

They won't even fit that skinny wretch.

Why didn't she take this? Your broken watch!

Why did she leave this?

Mom, I've cracked it.

I've understood everything. - What?

She must have eloped with her so called uncle.

What? - He must be her lover.

What are you saying?

Eloped with her uncle!

Uncle! - Tie him properly. - What are you doing?

So, your skin doesn't give away your age, right?

I'm going to beat you black and blue.

I don't know where Dolly is. - He won't admit so easily.

I don't know where Dolly is. - He won't admit so easily.

He won't say a word until the police gets here.

Call the police.

Fine, call the police. - We don't need your permission.

Make the call. Make yourself useful.

Okay. - At least, do something. - Let me call them.

Listen to me.

Shut up.

Hello, Lajpat Nagar Police Station?

He's the thief, not you. Don't be a wimp, speak louder.

Hello, Lajpat Nagar Police Station!

How long have you been working for Dolly's Gang?

I am not a member of any gang.

I am a sugar cane farmer.

I just sold sugar cane worth Rs. 20 lakhs.

And I've even contested the village council elections.

Don't take me lightly.

Disrespect your father.

But be respectful when you talk to me.

Be what?

Respectful.

Sir, the boy's right. He's a sugar cane farmer.

Are you sure? - Yes. - What?

I am not her brother.

She's my wife, we got married.

Sir, we've all his details.

He lives in Sonipat. His name is Sonu Sherawat.

Sonu. - They are sugarcane farmers.

His father's name is Ramesh Sherawat.

He's not involved.

Yes. - So, how was your wedding night?

Rascal, don't miff me. I'll call you later.

Why? Couldn't you satisfy your wife?

Don't you get it? She stole everything

and didn't even let me touch her.

It was an entire gang. She's a thieving bride.

What? - Don't call me again.

I'm already frustrated. Bye.

We have a breaking news from Delhi's Lajpat Nagar

on hearing which, you will be taken aback.

'Yes, the Thieving Bride.'

'Last night, she got married with pomp and show.'

'And fled with the belongings of her in-laws' house'

'before the crack of dawn.' - That's Dolly!

'She entraps guys by pretending to be in love with them.'

'She makes hollow promises of relationships of a lifetime.'

'She makes hollow promises of relationships of a lifetime.'

'And then, she tarnishes all relations.'

'Don't be fooled by her innocent face.'

'Behind that innocent face is a dangerous thief.'

'At times she introduces herself as Juhi and at times, as Vidya.'

'Sometimes Madhuri and other times Dolly.'

'This thieving bride can approach you'

'with any name.'

'We'll be right back after this short break.'

'Stay tuned.'

Had all of us done our respective jobs properly at Manjot's wedding

this would've never happened.

It's all over.

Our business is finished.

We're ruined.

You're not ruined. I am the one who is ruined.

You can start all over again with some other girl.

What about me?

They're showing my face on TV, not yours.

What's this now?

Think about how we will get out of this situation.

There's nothing we can do. It's all over.

Dolly.

Don't worry.

I am there.

We'll get married.

Shut up! Are you crazy?

Is that all you can think of? Marriage!

The police is on its way.

They have already got hold of the truck driver.

Hurry up.

Abraham's waiting at the station with the tickets.

Come on. - Just a moment.

Sir!

Come..

This way!

Sir, the most senior and experienced member of Dolly's gang

is in our custody now.

Have you made all arrangements in Udaipur? - Yes.

Yes, I have a home there. - Right. - That's good.

What will we do in Udaipur? - Nothing. - Why?

We'll lay low for some time. Okay?

And as soon as things get normal

we'll do what we've been doing. Right?

What else can we do?

If only we had some more money..

We can get at least Rs. 1 lakh

by selling the bangles given by Raju.

Wow!

No, you won't. - Why?

They are fake.

Lover boy has been giving fake gifts.

The bangles might be fake, but his love is real.

Oh no, grandma!

Grandma! - Grandma!

Tell me. Where are your hideouts?

We've given you our daughter, we've given you everything.

Dumb, useless!

Don't ruin your future.

I'm an expert at interrogation, everyone cracks in front of me.

So where are your hideouts?

We've given you our daughter, we've given you everything.

You know.. I know that.

Pastry. Have it.

You haven't given everything!

Cheers.

Yes, you gave your daughter but to whom?

We've given you our daughter, we've given you everything

Shut up!

Enough!

Get lost!

Juice?

We've given you our daughter, we've given you everything.

Now, if I don't get her daughter and take everything

then shame on me.

Cheers.

What for?

You're right.

Even my horoscope matched perfectly with hers.

Yours too? - Of course.

Otherwise, why would I revolt against mom for her?

Tell me something.

Did she let you touch her on your wedding night?

Why would I tell you that?

No, I just.. - What?

Did she say she got menses? Did she let you touch her?

Yes.

Did she let you do everything?

What happened after that?

What else? We made plans for our honeymoon.

We decided on the number of kids we were going to have.

But the bitch left you in the lurch.

Don't abuse her.

Why? - I said don't.

Fine, I won't.

Don't get furious. I don't want to hurt you.

Can I ask you one last question?

Go ahead.

But it shouldn't be about her? - No.

What relation do we share?

I'll just be back from the washroom.

Get me another drink. - Sure, sir.

What's up? - All good.

Pack ten Samosas and half a kilo Jalebis. - Okay.

How's work?

It's great.

Don't forget to pack the Red Chutney as well. - Okay.

His Highness is willing to get his son married

without any dowry. The ideal marriage.

That's a royal opportunity.

Prince Aditya is His Highness' only son.

And he's returned from abroad just three months ago.

That's great. Then he certainly won't recognize Dolly.

Don't run away on the first day. - Okay.

First, recce the palace.

First, recce the palace.

And the day you get the key

disappear into thin air. - Yes.

Don't forget about us once you become a queen, Dolly.

Mom, the only thing Dolly forgets are her grooms.

Amazing!

I wish I was your real father.

So how does the Prince look?

Greetings, Prince.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Prince, meet my son, Jagdish. - Greetings. - Hello.

She is my wife, Ambika. - Greetings. - Greetings.

And this is my daughter, Bhagyashree. - Greetings.

Please take a seat. - Thank you.

What an amazing family!

Well.. - It's hard to believe

that Ambika and you are Bhagyashree's parents

and Jagdish is her brother.

Everyone has such different complexion and features!

No one can guess that all of you are biologically related.

Well you can say

that the Goddess has blessed our family with singularity.

Well said! By the way, let me tell you something.

Yes. - There was a motive behind

the advertisement which brought you all here.

What kind of motive, Prince?

Actually, my possible brother-in-law.. - Yes?

It's true that we don't want any dowry. - Okay.

But the girl should also accept me for who I am.

And that too, wholeheartedly.

You see, I've decided not to inherit anything from my dad.

I want to do things on my own.

I want to make a name for myself.

Now, would you let your daughter

marry such a boy?

Well.. - I have no objection.

Well.. - I have no objection.

So, let me get this right.

You would like to marry someone

who's technically a prince, but in reality, he's a pauper.

I'll live the way you will.

If we starve, we starve together.

If we eat, we eat together. If that happens, I surely will.

She passed the exam with flying colours, Manager.

I like the girl.

Are there any more exams?

Yes, just a small test.

But first, there's a surprise for you.

Arrest them.

Let's go!

Let's go!

I wish you were like you said you are.

And I swear, I would..

Anyway, take her away. - Okay.

But be gentle. - Okay, sir.

Seat her in my car. - Yes.

We'll begin her interrogation right away.

Okay, sir.

Okay, sir.

Thank you, Prince.

Now you can get married peacefully.

Tell me something.

How did you know they would come here?

Prince, a bad penny always turns up.

Are you sure, she's the girl you're looking for?

Did you mistakenly.. - Prince

you too got bowled over by her.

No..

I am clean bowled!

"My heart doesn't feel like bowing down or praying."

"Nowadays, my heart has become a rebel."

"Nowadays, my heart has become a rebel."

"My heart doesn't feel like bowing down or praying."

"Nowadays, my heart has become a rebel."

"Just because of you"

"I've turned away from my God."

"My eyes have become infidels."

"They've become the wanderers of your lanes."

"My eyes have become infidels."

"They've become the wanderers of your lanes."

"Meet me.."

"Meet me.."

"When I close my eyes"

"I dream about you."

"Now you only tell me, after having made you mine.."

"Where should I go after being close to you?"

"Just because of you"

"I've turned away from my God."

"I've turned away from my God."

"My eyes have become infidels."

"They've become the wanderers of your lanes."

"My eyes have become infidels."

"They've become the wanderers of your lanes."

What have you turned into?

What have you turned into?

You don't have the right to ask me anything.

You're doing a splendid job, aren't you?

Couldn't you find anything more lowly?

If these people hadn't found me

I would've had to opt for flesh trade. - I'll slap you.

Screaming doesn't make you a real man.

If you were a real man, you would've showed up that day.

I couldn't.

I just couldn't muster up enough courage.

When my father stopped me

I realised that eloping with you

was a huge decision.

And I was too young.

And I am still punishing myself for it.

When my father died, I didn't perform his last rites.

Are you done?

Go tell him. - I won't, you say it.

You are elder.. - You say it. You're young.

Say it. Go ahead.

Call him out. - Shall I? - Yes, go ahead.

Come on.

Sir!

Just a minute, there's something we want to say.

Sir, please.

He is coming.

What is it?

We haven't done anything wrong.

She used to ensnare the grooms and drug their glasses of milk.

And she would steal the stuff as well.

We would get only a small share. That's why, we used to assist her.

Yes. - Why don't you say something, Mr. Dubey?

He is right.

She's the brains of this operation.

So, this is your family.

They are right.

I did everything.

It's all my fault.

I lured the grooms.

I lured the grooms.

I married them.

In fact, I'm the one who stole all the stuff.

They are innocent.

Let them go.

Did you hear that, sir? - Honestly, sir.

Sir.. Just a minute.

Sir, listen..

What is that constable's problem?

Sir, I have a question.

Go ahead, Mr. Khan.

Sir, they are all involved in this conspiracy.

How do we let them off? I don't know.

Mr. Khan, when the main culprit says they're not involved

then we cannot press any charge on them.

Let them go.

Shall we let them go?

Release them.

Raju, come here.

What? - Come here.

These are fake like you.

Listen.

If you want your faces intact

then don't show them again.

Understand? Now leave.

And pick up grandma from the old age home.

She's still repeating her lines out there.

Ma'am, will you sign the confession?

Sign.

Sign.

Do you meet your mom and dad?

Do you guys know each other?

What did you think?

That I was working hard to maintain law and order?

But she ruined us.

She robbed me off my money as well as my reputation.

It's not about money or reputation.

We loved her and she betrayed us.

And I fought with my mom for this girl.

And I rejected Mr. Arora's daughter..

Stop whining!

Look

she'll be punished for her deeds. Okay?

I know, that's a lie.

This is all a cheap girl like you can do.

Right, I am cheap.

And you're nice and decent!

You guys think, you have got the money and position

and that's why all the girls in the world would fall for you.

I never felt guilty about leaving any one of you.

I never felt guilty about leaving any one of you.

I feel more liberated in this jail

compared to the suffocation of marrying any one of you.

Mr. Khan. - Sir! - Recover their goods and send them out of here.

Come on.

Look..

I get it now.

You're Dolly's first lover.

Right?

You betrayed her, and we're paying the price.

And I can rip you apart

for what you did to Dolly.

And no one can do a thing.

Understood?

Look, this is your second chance.

Make up for your mistakes.

She's a nice girl.

Now, just watch me.

Listen, I don't just want my stolen goods.

Really? What else do you want?

I want Dolly as well.

You want Dolly.

It's my right and I want it now!

Okay?

What are you staring at?

My distant uncle is the ACP in Delhi Police.

Shall I call him up? - No.

We'll get you Dolly.

Come on.

Come on.

We'll get you Dolly.

He really beat me black and blue.

Because of her we got beaten up and robbed.

Because of her we got beaten up and robbed.

But had Dolly let me have my way with her once

I would've had no regrets. Believe me.

What's wrong?

Are you crazy? What's wrong?

Hey!

Where is Dolly? - You were sleeping while on duty!

Yes, ma'am? - Any information on Dolly?

We're still conducting a search operation.

We're still conducting a search operation.

Clues indicate that she fled to Nepal.

Find her soon.

The entire department is being criticised.

And listen, I want a complete investigation report.

Yes.

Jai Hind, ma'am.

Let's go.

Sorry, we are late.

You two want to get married?

Yes. - Yes.

Your name? - Dolly.

Priya. - Dolly is my pet name.

That's her ID.

Is this sufficient, or do you need her voter ID, passport?

No, this is enough. Here.

And sign here.

Who is the witness? - That's me. Okay?

Are you related by blood?

Shall we get it tested? - No, that's fine!

Thank you.

And your witness?

And your witness?

Well, I have no one.

So, there's no witness.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

To you too. - Thank you.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

Just a second. Come.

Thank you.

Welcome.

How's everyone?

I've a gift for you.

Mr. Khan, there was no need for this.

Please accept it.

Looks like you got a raise. - No, it's not like that.

What the.. - Speak softly.

If anyone hears us, my job will be at stake.

You brought her whole file!

I devoted half my life to Delhi Police.

I devoted half my life to Delhi Police.

I deserve to get something in return.

Am I not right?

I am sorry, Dolly.

I don't know what I was thinking.

I wanted to be close to you

and hence, I never took a good look at myself.

He's the perfect match for you.

Finally, you fulfilled your responsibilities as her brother.

Oh, I forgot! I've got a gift for you.

Shall we go, Mrs. Robin Singh?

Good morning. - Good morning.

What's the plan for today? - Plan?

Well, my plan was to head to the police station.

But I can take a leave if you want.

But I can take a leave if you want.

And our honeymoon plans?

Honeymoon?

We'll have to head somewhere

where we don't run into one of your grooms.

Then we'll have to go abroad.

I don't think I've married an Italian yet.

I see. Italian?

I'll tell you what.

There's brinjal in the fridge. - I see.

Make Italian style "Baingan ka Bharta".

I'll take you to Italy if I like it.

I don't know how to cook.

I'll make it myself.

Dolly, hand me my towel.

Dolly!

Dolly..

My.. - I'm coming.

Why are you shouting?

Did you finish making the Italian "Baingan ka Bharta"?

Hurry up, or you'll be late for work.

Dolly.

The Prince of Udaipur has invited us to his wedding.

Would you like to attend it?

He helped us, after all.

Dolly!

'Dear Robin, I'm sorry.'

'I made Dal instead of the Italian "Bharta".'

'Anyway, I can only make a fool of grooms. I can't make "Bharta".'

'When you arrested me, you asked me why I do this.'

'When you arrested me, you asked me why I do this.'

'Every groom I have ever left has asked the same question.'

'I have a question too.'

'Why are you a police inspector?'

'Why not some doctor or engineer?'

'Why does a vegetable vendor sell only vegetables?'

'Why doesn't he sell liquor?'

'Actually, they do what they are good at.'

'They are what they're meant to be.'

'So don't feel guilty that I'm this way.'

'You're neither the reason nor the excuse for what I've become.'

'Dolly used to be an innocent and naive girl.'

'But she's an express now.'

'Dolly Express has attained its speed and she is unstoppable.'

'You shouldn't try to stop her either.'

'And yes, the scores are settled.'

Ma'am..

Ma'am, ticket please.

Thank you.

Mister, ticket please.

So, why are we heading to Chennai instead of Mumbai?

What's there in Mumbai that's not in Chennai?

India's most eligible bachelor.

Salman bro.

Hey, he might be your brother.

He's my lover boy. Right, grandma?

We've given you our daughter, we've given you everything.

Do you drink buffalo's milk? - Yes, laced with turmeric. - Okay.

"Let me tell you openly, my dear."

"It's my love, not some bullying."

"For how long should I roam around your house?"

"Till now, there is no response."

"All day.. All day.."

"All day, I run behind you like some dog."

"All night long, I rot like some owl on the roof."

"What have I got in your love? Nothing, absolutely nothing.."

"What have I got in your love? Nothing, absolutely nothing.."

"Nothing.. Nothing.. Absolutely nothing.."

"Nothing.. Absolutely nothing.. What have I got in this love?"

"Absolutely nothing.."

"You don't reply to my messages on phone."

"Maybe, your younger brother is sitting by your side."

"I've spent all my earnings on you."

"Even my parents scolded me."

'I say crying out loud that I love you."

"But you've turned deaf, you just can't hear.."

"This heart of mine is very devilish."

"And darling, you too are quite a rascal."

"Seeing the redness on your cheeks, even my intentions have changed."

"I chant your name all day. Should I sing a bhajan or a qawwali?"

"Oh, hi.. Hello.. Hi.. Hello.."

"Hi and Hello you say to strangers."

"And I'm standing here holding the pallu of your sari."

"And I'm standing here holding the pallu of your sari."

"What have I got in your love? Nothing, absolutely nothing.."

"What have I got in your love? Nothing, absolutely nothing.."

"Nothing.. Nothing.. Absolutely nothing.."

"Nothing.. Absolutely nothing.. What have I got in this love?"

"Absolutely nothing.."