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Subtitles by explosiveskull
I hope you're having a good evening, I got some real bad news,
somebody's been hurt very very badly at the All Shop.
And listen there was a girl there but she had
absolutely nothing to do with it,
I just wanna make that real clear, it was me,
me who pushed him out of the window.
I'm sorry I have to go because I'm going on the run now.
Yeah, I'm sorry I gotta go on the run, OK,
good evening, have a good one.
OK, OK.
It's time for me to take him back, oh honey.
Hi baby, what a perfect baby you are.
No I know, because she needs some dancing and some loving.
No I think it's time to give her back.
Let me kiss your nose.
- Let me kiss your nose. - Can ya give her back please?
Please let go, let go please.
Let's get outta here.
If you ever need a professional babysitter...
- No thanks, we're fine. - Because I do that.
You got these in a size eight?
You're an eight, I'm an eight too.
Well you got these in an eight?
I need something to wear to the Fireman's Dance tonight.
You're going cause I'm going too.
Honey everyone's going.
You're wearing these?
If you got 'em in an eight.
- An eight huh? - Yeah...
What is her deal?
We only have 'em in a size 13, so.
But it's time for my break and maybe I'll see you
at the dance.
Oh man, one by one they didn't revise the schedule again.
What?
- Yeah man. - Oh yeah right.
I really need you for inventory.
You said if I asked for something two weeks in advance
I could have it and I asked for tonight off because...
I asked for it off two weeks ago, that I could...
I really wanna go to the Fireman's Dance tonight
because there's a special lady I'm hoping to see.
I did ask for it off two weeks ago Dale.
You're gonna love the new associates.
- Neat. - Yeah.
So I can have tonight off?
No can do bud, OK I need you back on the floor, out you go, let's go.
Dale you said if I asked for it two weeks in advance...
I don't remember this, let's go buddy let's go,
out you go, come on, come on, out you go man!
Attention All Shop shoppers, we will be closing
in 15 minutes, please bring all your final purchases
to the checkout.
- And then just the top one. - Very creative.
Thanks Dale.
- Yeah. - Thank you.
Well what if some kid wants this one?
Watch where you're going Dale.
Yeah wasn't looking, wasn't looking there.
Oh hi Stephanie, hi.
Words have a way with yourself.
I read lots.
I talk to you in my head lots, sometimes out loud.
Not in a like a creepy way or nothing, just,
just wish you were there kinda way,
wish you knew who I was kinda way.
I mean, I know you know who I am, and I know you too...
Because we work together.
That's some pretty uh, where'd you, where'd you
get that corsage there?
A man's taking me to the Fireman's Dance.
Man, man is?
I was actually...
Everyone's going honey.
All right.
Hey Stephanie?
Just so you know, anyone messes with you, I got your back.
But no one is messing with me.
I know no one is right now I'm just saying
if they were to, then in that case I would be there,
I would have your back if they did.
But no one is.
- Leg trap to the right today. - Thank you Ada.
So you've finally found the balls to put
me out of my misery?
Got your supplies, WD-40, jumper cable, fishing line.
Well if you must come tomorrow I need
a flashlight, concertina wire, and a buckshot.
All right, I'll get you a light.
- No buckshot. - No I need a buckshot.
- No buckshot. - You will bring it.
You got another one from Canada.
I wish you'd write Uncle Frank back.
I would like to meet him.
My brother's never been there for me.
Eat up you wanna get big and strong.
They gave me a gook for a nurse can you believe it?
Ada is Filipino.
Maybe she says that but I know she's a gook.
OK let's get you dressed for dinner, OK?
- Oh God, OK. - Come on.
Now you're gonna honor our deal, I take care of you
and then when the time is right, you take care of me.
Simple bullet to the head.
I was 10.
Ah they'll give us that grizzle, it makes us die quicker.
Sneaky, cancer is getting me quick enough.
At least the commies were honest about it.
They wanted us dead.
Like your mom did with you, she just missed her appointment.
You gotta eat, Grandpa.
I can't eat that shit you have.
I can't eat, I'm in love.
Stephanie can you come out to my office for a quick minute
thank you.
I was gonna take her to the dance tonight,
but Dale's got me working, and she's way out of my league.
You should enlist, show up in uniform.
Crushes them like a boot on a daisy.
Maybe I'll join the Marines.
Then she'll wanna be with me forever.
When you go to war you don't make ties, you cut 'em.
I thought she was the love of my life.
Is that my grandma.
No your grandma was a hole I stubbled into late one night.
That's Mary Lynson, that's the only girl I ever really loved
and I gave her up for the Marines.
Enlisted with my brother before some coed sucked
the courage out of him he ran away to Canada.
Got brainwashed by fellatio, flower power and folk music.
Probably speaks French now, joined Al-Qaeda.
What happened to Mary Lynson?
Do you know where she is?
Last I heard she was in some goddamn place in Montana. Hartsville.
That's home to the world's largest gun, that's on my map.
If you show me that goddamn map
again I'll shove it up your ass.
We gotta get you to Hartsville, Montana.
And leave all this?
We're gonna find Mary Lynson.
No, she'll be old now.
Probably smells of cat piss.
Wouldn't it be something Grandpa if,
I went to to the dance tonight and I got my girl
and then one day we went on a trip to Hartsville, Montana
and we got your girl, it'd be like that show
that you used to watch, on TV, about the cheetah.
We could run and run and run like that cheetah
all the way to your girl, Grandpa!
That cheetah was running to kill a gazelle
- not make love to it. - Yeah!
You watch too much TV, you're a pussy like my
brother look at you, look at you, go on, go off to Canada!
Yeehaw!
Grow some balls boy, man up!
Wow, look at you.
Huh, how are things going for you out there?
So busy.
Who you chatting with?
Your phone's dead Steph, you have to charge the thing.
I gotta go catch a bus because I'm gonna go
to the dance, so.
Oh, I can give you a ride to the dance,
we can be dates or something.
I'll take the ride but I can't be your date.
- No? - Nah.
I see you like the dress from Sacajawea,
a size too small perhaps.
Well now I was just...
You know what just keep it, it's on me.
Have a seat, hang out with me.
I do like this song.
You know I sit up here sometimes and I watch you,
on the cameras.
I see you doing things,
things I should probably fire you for.
Then I start thinking things.
Things I don't wanna be thinking.
Things corporate certainly doesn't consider core values.
And here I am thinking them.
Oh I was, I was just borrowing those.
Come here.
I'm OK.
Don't be silly come here, come on, it's fine.
- Hey, what's up bro? - Hey.
Do you know where Steph is?
Upstairs talking to half a sack.
- Okay. - Good luck.
Thanks.
I can't be with you, Dale.
Why not?
Everyone says you only got one nut, and what am I
supposed to do with that?
No hey, hey!
Get off!
Stop it!
Whoa...
He's OK.
He's OK.
We'll just go.
I shouldn't have taken the dress this is all my fault,
is Dale gonna be a vegetable?
No.
We need to call an ambulance.
No I know, I know, we will, we will, we will, OK.
I promise, we will OK?
The cops are gonna come and take me away aren't they?
Because if you would've just let us be then none of this
would've ever happened, I just wanna go back in time,
I can't lose my job, I cannot lose my job because then
the whole town is gonna know
and then no one is gonna want me.
I hope you're having a good evening, I got some real bad
news, somebody's been hurt very very badly at the All Shop.
Yes ma'am.
Well I pushed him out of the window see.
And listen there was a girl there but she had
absolutely nothing to do with it,
I just wanna make that real clear, it was me,
me who pushed him out of the window.
I'm sorry I have to go because I'm going on the run now.
Yeah, I'm sorry I gotta go on the run, OK,
good evening, have a good one.
What did you just do?
I just made a phone call.
No you lied I pushed him out.
You didn't do nothing wrong Steph, come in,
get in I'll drive you to the Fireman's Dance.
They're gonna blame me anyway so I'm going with.
No.
- Yes. - No, Steph!
So where are we going on the run to?
If there'd be buckshot in there
the end of you.
You finally taking me to the woods?
Remember what I told you, two to the chest,
one to the head.
You didn't sign him out!
We're on the run lady.
To a movie!
I don't run for anything what's going on?
I pushed our boss out of the window,
and Harley took the rap for it.
You what?
You told me to grow some balls.
Yeah but not...
Can you help me?
Yeah but not be a patsie!
Is this the one you're crazy about?
May as well as have done it for a little treat.
Enough out of you!
We're going Hartsville, Montana
home of America's largest gun, and find Mary Lynson.
I walked on a top 17-year-old,
what do I want from a saggy 65 huh?
It'll be just like Vietnam, Grandpa.
The good old days.
Oh I'm too...
We're crossing the state line, now the Feds are coming for
you and they've got black choppers, incendiary grenades
and affirmative actions, you up for this son?
Stephanie?
I just uh...
How you doing?
I'm fine.
First thing that you should probably know...
What?
Uh, I would like very much for you to be my girl.
Harley I can't be with you.
Why not?
Well it's just that you're kinda...
Kinda what?
And I'm all about having babies and I just don't think
that you're daddy material.
Steph I may not be like those...
So sleepy...
Steph...
So many messages.
Hey!
That's my phone, why did you do that?
Sorry it's just that I think they can track us, so.
I have, to my friends, you had no right to do that.
Stephanie they could track us.
I wanna go to the Fireman's Dance because I,
I'm missing the Fireman's Dance, and I just wanna go.
I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you.
I don't wanna be...
It's OK we can still have fun even though we're on
the run, we can see the world, look, look, look.
We could go see the world's longest licorice rope,
my foster sister would love that one, she's a girl.
Dino Land, or the world's largest possum.
Wow, world's largest possum, Dinosaur World.
That's gonna be neat, see?
Looks like a stupid kid's trip.
Ah no this is great, this is gonna be great.
I never been on a trip before.
That's OK I'll take you.
Could we just please eat at all the places that I know?
Yeah.
Yes ma'am.
What's this place?
This is the Hork Factory Monument, home of
the world's largest can of Hork right there, see that?
Harley what's Hork?
Hork, ham-pork.
Come on Grandpa, you wanna come?
Nah, leave me here, let me broil to death.
Naked and starving, starving and naked.
Starving for reality, starving for madness.
Do you ever feel that way?
I'm always starving.
That's right, all this monkey-mind BS,
let's go back to our bodies, right, yeah!
Fitz Paradise.
I'm Steph.
I got red floors in the cafe,
better watch your step.
This is our small batch Oktoberfest Hork drink,
you'll notice hints of lemongrass and Dr. Pepper.
Since 1932 Hork has been an American food staple
and it's considered a gourmet treat in South Korea.
As you walk through the Hork Factory Museum
you will learn about the countries where Hork is sold
and eaten, so grab your hats and jump aboard
on the Hork Factory...
I'm really excited to learn from a real hero,
I followed your career...
How much do you squat?
Not enough, I'm actually in a lot of pain right now.
No, come on, self-defense.
He still kidnapped two people right?
What a cock tease.
Can I help you find anything?
Oh...
Do you sell that Kama Sutra for pigs book?
Yeah. I don't think we have that.
Do you sell forgiveness?
Or redemption?
Let me check.
Morning boys!
Whoa, you guys stay back, stay back.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Officer down!
- Get in, get in! - You want a ride?
You about the best tornado I've ever seen.
Fitz Paradise.
Delighted.
So is there a plan or just a duration?
I see All Shop is jumping on this whole
diversity wagon, lucky you.
Ma'am Harley Johnson just ran over a cop.
The officer is in critical condition.
Hallelujah baby we got ourselves a cop-killer.
He's not dead.
You gotta think positive here.
You think you'll be all right?
Well it's its own journey, karma always comes around,
a pig gets killed and is reborn as a tasty snack.
We're all connected, worldwide.
You know, I like that you're quiet type.
I mean what is there really to talk about anyway huh?
Well what goes on in that mind of yours?
Or are you just living on the heart level?
Bald eagle huh, what a symbol for our country,
fly above everybody else, all alone.
I just like the bird.
Yeah, me too. I love eagles.
We're complicated.
Yeah, he got away huh?
You blame yourself for your partner don't you?
Well you should hun, you shit the bed,
now I gotta track down a cop killer that you let get away.
Wait, Stevie died?
They said he was gonna be fine, that it...
Gonna need this to cover up all the blood.
- Hey? - Yo Husseini?
You all right hun?
You up for this job?
Yes, ma'am.
Don't be fooled by civilization, you are not safe.
You wear that badge all this color washes away
and you become a white man.
And we white men, are the target.
Get back in the van, this is a getaway
not a vacation.
Pens pens pens, a gift of the thought caption.
What's this?
Sweetened with the tears of unicorns,
sweetened with the tears of unicorns.
Thank you.
Wow you sure have a lot of spending money.
Oh I don't have any money.
You steal?
Did Robin Hood steal bread?
Did Jesus steal the grace of God?
That's so smart.
But they're all little girls.
No no no, look behind the curtain Dorothy!
Selling cookies is how corporate America turns little girls
into capitalize, teaching them how to capitalize on their
youth in skimpy outfits to move product.
Behind those multiracial happy faces there's a big
patriarchal pimp turning down little girls one by one,
I steal to lift the weight of these boxes off their backs.
And because, I like the mint ones.
You're full of shit.
What is with this map?
My foster family went on this trip.
Your foster family, no!
You can't drive the same road twice!
There can only be one Woodstock.
Try and go back and you get raped in a porta potty.
No I didn't go on this trip, I was busy.
I think you dodged a bullet.
You can't become a man in the backseat.
I think they left you behind, but they gave you something
much more important.
Yeah well they gave me this map, because it's a souvenir
which is nice.
No you need to lose this thing, chart your own force!
No, this the way we're going, all the way to the end.
To find Mary Lynson, long-lost love of Grandpa's life.
I bit off a man's finger once.
What it taste like?
Tasty.
Like...
Anybody got any magical dreams need catching?
Yeah!
Sure, dreams I know about dreams, hah.
Mama's driving now!
Oh God.
Wait a minute, you know how to drive?
I drove lots.
I can do it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
See?
I take full responsibility for this
and I will rectify the situation.
Hey do you know who's car that is?
Well do you like 'em?
- They were here. - How do you know?
It's freakin' sightseeing!
Not worried about us at all, tra-la-la just taking in
the sights, how about we join 'em on the next one?
What's the matter with the cops?
In Nam you'd be dead meat by now.
Grandpa do you wanna come see this one?
What kind of moron stops at roadside attraction
when they're on the run?
I just want everyone to have a good time.
Jesus.
No one understood Mr. Bunyan, he was just another
giant reject, just another tall loser.
Until the day they needed his help.
And then he was there.
He was always there, just, wanting to be their friend.
And now they love 'em so much that they built this.
Were Babe the Blue Ox and Mr. Bunyan in
a sexual relationship, because my vote is still
undecided on bestiality.
That's one of those pieces of the story
you don't hear much about, but that's interesting.
Stephanie can I talk to you by ourselves?
OK.
Hey Steph, got you a present, for you.
I'm not a child.
Woman's like a rifle, you gotta know how they're
put together before you can strip 'em down,
you should've seen how I handled Mary Lynson.
I got you a present too.
I get it now.
For a big blue cow, Babe is kind of a fox.
Hey it comes with superglue.
Oh that I can use.
There we go.
...is asking for help locating Harley Johnson,
the fugitive had placed a bizarre 911 call implicating
himself in the death of All Shop manager Dale Hankey.
Harley Johnson is the man responsible for the hit and run
of a police officer that has left the victim
in critical condition.
A reward of $50,000 is being offered for any information
on the whereabouts of Harley...
See this is the papa, because that one,
this is the mama because it's protecting all the babies.
She wants to have a man and babies because then you're
not a stupid kid anymore.
There's nothing better than being a stupid kid.
You're free, you're untamed, you're unbroken.
You're alive, if you wanna make life,
you gotta give up on your own.
When you have a baby, they cut his cord and wrap it around
your neck like a noose, they blindfold you
with insurance forms and then as they roll the bodies
out, they stamp the birth certificate and your
death certificate, boom boom!
One stop shop, every parent dies during childbirth
and nobody wants to talk about it.
There's nothing wrong with babies.
You wanna see a T-rex made out of oil drums with me?
I don't need to see that.
These places are all the same, monuments to the worst
that's happened to man.
Cause of all this misery.
What's that?
Leisure.
What'cha looking at, hey hey hey you get your ass
out of there, that's my blues.
Why aren't you wearing 'em?
Because that's for special times.
Lived your lives as civilians
and hunker down, is that the plan?
Sure.
Being young as clothes on a clothesline.
Gimme that I'm gonna have that.
Now you see a word to your folks I'll shoot your eyes out
and these dirt roads are no good for blind boys OK?
Go on, run along now.
Hey do you know anywhere good to eat 'round here?
They got burgers down near by the flea market.
It's a dog.
In Nam they eat dogs.
I'm gonna name HJ Farrara junior.
Hi HJ, hi baby, hi baby.
Ain't those the people we've seen on TV?
It's time we get disguised.
Where'd you find all that?
Oh it found me.
Cheers.
I have to go powder my ears.
A lady thing.
I told you I didn't do that.
Not even...
What is responsibility to you, I'm responding,
I'm responding to a new life.
Fries, fry, fries, fry fry fry.
Everything OK?
If you wanna pretend like you're on some
family vacation that's fine, but I'm not like you daddy,
I don't wanna play house.
I wasn't trying to...
I want my time.
I saw so much of my time.
To buy shit, that I didn't even want, why?
So I could breed?
And teach my litter how to buy more shit?
That drives me madhouse.
You wanna know what my parents named me?
Fitz Paradise.
Bunny.
Bunny.
That's not me, I am not some cute fuzzy thing in a cage.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Cost of a year of incarceration, $50,000.
Cost of a single bullet, 50 cents you do the math.
But you gotta be smart about it these days,
everybody's got a camera phone.
Oh we're close, and local PD is already pulling in.
And yes the place is actually called
The World's Most Awesome Flea Market.
Good.
- Liking it, Grandpa? - Yeah.
Well you ate that all huh?
- Hmm. - That's good.
Authorities have released photos
of Harley Johnson in connection with the dead of
All Shop manager Dale Hankey, a hit and run of
a police officer, and the kidnapping of Stephanie Peterson
and Garrison Curtis.
A reward of $75,000 has now been...
Should I go to Canada, Grandpa?
Perfect, Canada, you, my brother and the Taliban.
We are live Stephanie Peterson's mother
who is pleading for her safe return.
Oh I'll get for saying it
but she's the kind of girl who just
happens to always flaunting it like she's some kind of
magnet for the pervs, decides he's gonna
take her to the woods and turn her into
his own private rag doll.
Which of you cheese eaters blew ass?
Well it's not the...
HJ, bad HJ, no pooping in the car!
Oh Jesus!
Do you believe in God, Usama?
He believes in you, coat.
Whoa.
Oh Jesus!
She's got a gun man.
I got a gun.
- Harley. - Stay calm, stay calm.
Whoa, now you're talking dirty come on.
Guess I found my spirit animal.
You see, you and I, we're like these ripples,
we start at the center, and then we move out,
until we disappear.
Let's have a jumping contest instead.
They're just monkeying around.
We made it Grandpa, end of the road.
Grandpa, I got you some aftershave.
- What? - Some aftershave.
No I'll smell like a pussy.
No, no, it smells nice.
- Here smell it. - I don't want any of that.
No!
I keep telling you Grandpa, you're gonna crush her
like a boot on a daisy.
You look really handsome.
Oh I'll manage!
Mary?
Oh my girl.
It's me, Garrison Curtis.
Good morning.
Probably inappropriate to show up here after
all these years, unannounced.
But I've always wanted to see what you looked like now,
and you look just great.
I tried not to think of you, I don't know why I'm here,
it's my grandson, he uh...
I would like to get to know you again.
I'm sorry honey, I just, I just don't remember you.
You don't?
Oh the baseball team?
No.
A cruise ship dancer?
No the Marines, '63.
San Diego?
- No, Tucson. - Oh...
I'm sorry honey, I don't...
Well uh, sorry to trouble you.
You have a pleasant afternoon now.
You too.
Hey where are you going, hey where's he going?
Grandpa, Grandpa!
I know it's just an air pistol, but the pressure alone
will crack your delusional skull.
You want everyone to believe the world is like you see it,
but the world is not a nice place, people are not good,
look at you, how many people have you hurt this week
to get what you want huh, and you drag me up here
and make me believe this crap, love?
It's more evil than evil, it gives you hope and goodness
that just doesn't exist.
That's not true!
I'll tell you the truth.
Your foster family didn't take you on that family trip
because you weren't family.
You were a paycheck.
And this map they gave you, I want my souvenir?
- Give it to me! - Rub your nose in it!
They would've taken me if there'd been room.
There's always room for a kid.
They didn't want ya!
No one's ever wanted ya, not your mom...
- Just not me! - Fuck you!
I'm not being nice anymore, I'm not doing it!
Oh boo-hoo-hoo, you wanna be strong, you wanna be hard,
you wanna be a man?
Then you keep your side of the deal and finish me off,
- come on, come on! - You wanna die, Grandpa?
- Yeah go on! - Fine!
I'll do it, I will!
- Go on, yeah! - Yeah!
Love is a verb, not a possessive noun.
You're a cliche, kid.
Hitting the road, to find yourself?
Sticking it to the man?
And all the time you're charging it to your credit card.
I know what you're running from.
You and I ain't so different.
Life's easier without the family eh, simpler.
But there's one thing you can't run from,
and that's yourself, one cage you can't escape Bunny-boy.
Are you OK?
It'd be fair to say that this is the ultimate low
of my life, doesn't get any worse really.
You're gonna turn me in for the reward,
and get lots and lots of money so you and HJ
don't have to go back home OK?
- Harley. - Don't go back there.
OK Steph?
Harley...
That is how it's gonna be Steph, end of story.
Ask for the reward first.
I'm sorry Grandpa, you can go back to the vet's home now.
Oh, great.
What do you need?
I was wondering if you could borrow your phone please.
Well it's not for public use.
It's an emergency.
Hey hey hey!
- Get in we are on the run! - Go, get in there, go on!
- Yes, get in! - OK!
Drive it baby!
- Where's the mutt? - HJ!
HJ?
I'm sorry boo-boo, come on!
Get in, get in, go!
- Get in, go, go, go! - I'm going!
- No! - Get back here!
- This is my truck! - No no no!
Why'd you do that?
I didn't do it for you.
Grandpa you wanna come see the world's largest gun?
I gotta have my own road.
OK.
Where's that from?
You wanna see my secret scar?
OK.
It's OK you can look.
I have problems with my lady,
bits and uhm...
I can never have babies.
So, I'll never be a real woman.
I don't like people to know about that OK?
Yeah OK.
Mine's from hot coffee, one of my foster moms,
I got on her nerves.
But that was before Grandpa came for me.
Mama!
Since we uh,
since we both missed the Fireman's Dance,
may I?
You look nice.
Harley just so you know...
I'm a bit slow.
People say I'm slow too.
I just think everybody else is too fast.
Harley I think I love you.
No one's ever said that to me before.
I'll always love you Steph.
You're real good at dancing.
I don't dance, lots.
Sorry.
OK almost there, one second.
I'm sorry uh, can we just go real slow?
Sorry, I just...
Why?
Uh... I just never made love before and uhm,
I was saving it for the right lady, which I know is you,
I just wanna take it real slow?
If that's OK.
OK.
OK...
OK uhm, I'm ready.
Well aren't they having a joyful little time together,
not for long.
Yeah the both of you, as soon as you can.
Thank you.
Hi uhm...
do you want my dog?
I don't want those two to see the inside of
a courtroom, understand?
Understand?
You're someone's Mom right?
They'll get off with time served and be back
screwing each other in the wrong holes before
the next Special Olympics, hey!
Yeah I heard you.
What are you doing?
Empathy is a common infliction.
Ma'am you need uncuff me.
All I need to do is stay white and die.
Well...
Wait uh, you try to honk that horn,
I will be shedding a tear at the funeral of my
fallen partner, got it?
This is crazy you can't leave me in here, this is not,
you can't leave me in here!
They're in the shower.
Get yourself across the road.
I'll give it a try.
Is that superglue?
Ah ah ah!
I killed so many gooks in Nam, I have no problem
with one more, even if she does have blond, beautiful hair.
Your grandfather called me.
You should get that.
Hello?
Go with him, take Steph,
do everything he says, go now, get outta here
before reinforcements arrive.
Well what about you Grandpa?
You go on without me.
I'll join you later.
No Grandpa, you're coming with us OK?
You don't need me, you've got balls now.
Just do everything my brother tells you all right.
Harley?
You know this was one hell of a trip.
Where's HJ?
I'm sorry I gave him to the lady.
Because if you probably want a family, and I can't give
you that, I can't give you a family and...
Steph, Steph! We are a family.
OK, we already are one.
HJ!
Are you ready to die for those worthless twats?
I am so ready.
You are a son of a bitch aren't you?
I'm a son of a bitch too.
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