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Mm-hmm. I'll tell him.
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Sheldon, you need to go
to the principal's office.
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STUDENTS:
Ooh...
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You do that every time.
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Why?
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Uh-huh. Okay.
I'll be right there.
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What's up?
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Principal wants to talk to me.
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Ooh...
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Grow up.
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Hello!
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Oh.
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What are you doing here?
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I got called to the
principal's office.
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So did I.
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[grunts]
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What, you do something wrong?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Did you?
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I hope not.
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Maybe it's good news.
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[scoffs] Sheldon, you ever been
called to the principal's office
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for good news?
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Never.
Mm.
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Gentlemen, good news.
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I had a feeling. What's up?
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We got the PSAT results back,
and Sheldon
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got a perfect score.
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Neat.Thanks, Tom.
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I'll be sure to put that
up on the fridge.
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No, you don't understand.
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Sheldon's the only kid
in the school to ever do this.
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At his age,
maybe in the whole country.
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It was fun. I enjoyed it.
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So what's this mean?
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It means he pitched
a perfect game, George.
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I've already gotten calls from
colleges who want to meet him.
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For, like,
scholarships and stuff?
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For everything!
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They might even pay you
to get him.
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[laughs]
My man!
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When was the last time
you washed your hands?
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Come on!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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GEORGE SR.:
Can you believe it?
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Perfect score.
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[chuckles]
Good job, moon pie.
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And not just that.
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Colleges are already sniffing
around to recruit him.
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What do you mean,
colleges? He's ten.
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Principal Petersen said
Caltech is interested.
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Where's Caltech?
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California, Mom.
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California?!
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It has "Cal"
right there in the name.
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You're not a part
of this conversation.
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The "tech" is for "technology."
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Shelly, go to your room.
The adults need to talk.
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Given the events of the day,
I would argue I aman adult
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and should be treated as one.
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I probably could've
said that differently.
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You honestly think that
little boy's ready for college?
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Hey, I didn't think
he was ready for high school,
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but here we are,
a year and a half in,
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and no one got hurt.
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That is different.
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He's got you
and Georgie over there,
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and he's still living at home
with his mother and his sister.
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And me.
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Sure.
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I understand all that.
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Then why are you
pushing so hard for this?
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Because these schools
are interested now.
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It's like
football recruitment.
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You got to strike
while the iron's hot.
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This is nothing
like football.
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Oh, yeah?
What if he stops being smart
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and they don't want him anymore?
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How is that gonna happen?
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I don't know. Conks his head?
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Will you help me, please?
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Sorry, I'm not a part
of this conversation.
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At least Dad's on my side.
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Doesn't matter.
Mom's gonna win.
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She always does.
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But I have to leave
for college at some point.
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If you went to college,
you know what would happen?
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I'd enjoy higher learning?
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You would die.
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You would curl up on the floor
and die.
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That's not true.
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You can't even take care
of your own boo-boos.
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For your information,
every college is staffed
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with a medical professional.
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My boo-boos will be
well-tended to.
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MARY: Sheldon!
Come back in here!
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I guess we'll find out
what happened.
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I already know what happened.
Mom won.
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Well?
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Shelly, I am very proud of you
for doing so well on that test.
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But you can't go
off to college.
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Mom!In a few years, sure.
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But, right now,
you can just keep taking
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your one college class
with Dr. Sturgis.
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Why can't I go therefull-time?
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Oh, baby, it's
an hour away.
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We can't drive you back
and forth every day.
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I'm the one who's
been driving him.
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And she loves it.
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How can he be so smart
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and so clueless
at the same time?
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Dr. Sturgis lives at the school.
What if he acted as my guardian?
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That's an idea.
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A crazy one.
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But it would only be
on school nights.
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Shelly.What's the point
of being intelligent
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if I can't take advantage
of opportunities like this?
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They're still discussing.
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Mom didn't win?
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It's touch and go.
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Crazy.
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[sighs] Is staying with John
really that crazy?
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[chuckles]: Yes. He doesn't
know squat about kids.
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Why are you even
considering this?
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Well, the Lord gave Shelly
these abilities,
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and I don't want to be the one
holding him back.
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Okay. I'll ask him.
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But I'm pretty sure I know
what answer you're gonna get.
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Sure! What the heck?
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Do you really think
you could handle
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living with a ten-year-old?
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Oh, he's only biologically ten.
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In every other way,
he's as old as I am.
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John, I don't think you realize
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the responsibility
involved here.
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Well, why don't we have
a trial run?
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Have him spend a couple days
with me and see how it goes.
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A trial run, huh?
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Like the space program.
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You don't send people up
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right away;
you start by
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spinning them around in that
thing that makes them throw up.
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I don't know.
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Connie, despite appearances,
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I'm not some stereotypical
absentminded professor
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who can't take care
of a houseplant.
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No, no, I wasn't saying that.
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Yeah, maybe I was.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you and Sheldon
come live with me?
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And then you can take care
of both of us.
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Trial run sounds
like the way to go.
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Not ready to shack up, are you?
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No.Darn it.
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The Earth is about
4.5 billion years old.
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In the Cosmic Calendar, it's...Shelly,
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we need to talk to you.
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All right.
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[TV shuts off]
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Meemaw spoke to
Dr. Sturgis...
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And?
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And...
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he was open to
you staying.
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Yes! When can I go?
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Now, hold on. Before
you get ahead of yourself,
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this is just a trial run,
for one night.
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And even if
it goes well,
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you're not starting
college tomorrow.
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It's just to see if this is
an option for the future.
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GEORGE SR.:
You understand?
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Yes.
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[guitar version
of Tetristheme playing]
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ADULT SHELDON:
The prospect of advancing
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to the next stage of academia
had me feeling giddy.
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And, on top of that,
I got to pack a suitcase,
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which is like playingTetris
but with underwear.
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[beeping]
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[beeping]
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[beeping]
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[beeping continues]
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You know, Shelly, it's okay
if you're a little nervous.
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You can tell me.
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I'm not nervous.
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All right.
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When I was your age,
a lot of times,
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I'd have to spend the weekend
with my grandparents,
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and that always frightened me,
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'cause they'd leave their teeth
all over the place.
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I never told anybody,
but I wish I had.
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That does sound upsetting.
Good thing I'm braver than you.
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I'm just saying, it can be tough
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sleeping in a new place
without your mom.
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Dr. Sturgis will be there.
He's like a mom.
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But he's really smart.
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Welcome!
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Come in, come in!
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You like chalkboards, huh?
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Indeed, I do.Huh.
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In fact, I even have one
in the bathroom.
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You never know
when inspiration will strike.
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I may be the luckiest boy
in East Texas.
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I know it's Thursday,
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so dinner will be
spaghetti and hot dogs.
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And, for fun,
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I have a few episodes
of Cosmosrecorded.
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Forget "maybe."
I amthe luckiest boy.
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Remember, it's a school night,
so his bedtime is 7:30.
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[gasps] Mine, too!
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["So Far Away" by Carole King
playing over radio]
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♪ So far away
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♪ Doesn't anybody stay
in one place anymore? ♪
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[music stops]Shut up, Carole King.
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♪
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Watching Cosmoswhile
we're eating dinner?
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Am I awake? Because
this feels like a dream.
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Oh, not for me.
In my dreams,
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I'm usually running for my life
from a giant praying mantis.
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That's the insect
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where the female eats
the male after mating?
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It is.
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I think I understand
why you're not married.
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This little piggy's
looking good.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey.Need any help?
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No.
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Do you want to do mine next?
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Why?
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Well, just seems like a thing
mothers and daughters might do.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Never mind.
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Georgie, what you up to?
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CARL SAGAN:
All my life,
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I've wondered
about life beyond the Earth.
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On those countless other planets
that we think circle other suns,
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is there also life?
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Might the beings
of other worlds resemble us,
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or would they be
astonishingly different?
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Do you believe there's
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intelligent life
in the universe?
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I have no doubt.
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Why is that?
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The Drake Equation claims
that there are at least
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20 detectable civilizations
in our Milky Way galaxy alone.
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Interesting.
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My sister likes to say
that I'm an alien.
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I've often been called that.
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Once by the praying
mantis in my dream.
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Maybe we arealiens.
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Perhaps.
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Or maybe people
like you and me
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were the original
inhabitants of Earth,
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and everyone else
is from outer space.
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Ooh, I like that better.
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SAGAN:
In the great dark between
the stars, there also are...
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00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,715
After dinner, want
to toast marshmallows
261
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,151
on a Bunsen burner?
262
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,543
Good gosh, yes.
263
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,633
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
264
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,156
Angela, look, you know,
265
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,680
I wanted to jot down some
household hints, you know...
266
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,987
Want to go out and
get some ice cream?
267
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,292
I'm watching this.
268
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,555
Well, when it's over.
269
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,732
Not really.
270
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,299
Okay.
271
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:51,825
Want to play Monopoly?
I'll let you be the thimble.
272
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,827
And then he said,
"Boy, what a mess.
273
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,655
How about cleaning this up,
huh?"
274
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,918
Well, pooh to you.
275
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,920
[laughter over TV]
276
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,704
Oh, yeah.
277
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,314
What about the
little dog?
278
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,968
Nope.
279
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,450
Finally, we strike
the flint
280
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,714
while turning up the gas
of the Bunsen burner.
281
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,325
I don't say this often,
but that may have been
282
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,849
the perfect safety lecture.
283
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,459
Thank you.
284
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,331
You're my guest.
After you.
285
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,987
This is like
being around a campfire,
286
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,641
only I'm not miserable.
287
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,557
Would you like me
to sing a cowboy song
288
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,777
while we sit around
our makeshift campfire?
289
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,866
I would like that.
290
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,869
♪ Oh, pity the cowboy
291
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,610
♪ All bloody and red
292
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,135
♪ For the bronco fell on him
293
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,964
♪ And bashed in his head
294
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:47,097
♪ There was blood
on the saddle ♪
295
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,752
♪ And blood all around
296
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,799
♪ And a great big puddle
of blood ♪
297
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,149
♪ On the ground.
298
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,414
[cheering, applause over TV]
299
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,676
CONTESTANT:
"N."
300
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,722
PAT SAJAK:
And there are two "N"s.
301
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:03,723
CONTESTANT:
All right.
302
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,899
You want to go bowl
a few frames?
303
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,771
Don't you see me
watching the Wheel?
304
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,512
You can just say "no."
305
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,166
No.
306
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,996
Have you talked
to John tonight?
307
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,737
Yeah.And?
308
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:21,871
He and Sheldon were watching TV
without anybody yakking at 'em.
309
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,747
I'm going home.
310
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,447
Thanks for stopping by.
311
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:36,016
Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel.
312
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:41,456
If you like being tucked in,
I'm prepared to do it.
313
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,806
I practiced on a watermelon.
314
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,982
That's okay. I'm a self-tucker.
315
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:49,812
Very well. Now, I'll be
in my room if you need me.
316
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,292
Here's a glass of water
317
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,467
if you get thirsty.
318
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,382
And there's fresh chalk
on the blackboard
319
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,906
in case of any
late-night epiphanies.
320
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,908
Excellent.
321
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:02,825
Oh, and, uh...
if your meemaw asks
322
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,131
how I did tonight,
323
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,611
I hope you'll give me
a positive review.
324
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,917
Three stars.
325
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,919
Out of three?Yes.
326
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,442
Wonderful!
327
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,449
Hi.
328
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,756
What do you want?I baked you a pie.
329
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,931
Why?
330
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,846
Well, I was thinking
we haven't had
331
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,630
the best history as neighbors.
332
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,894
That's 'cause
we don't like each other.
333
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:31,375
Right, so I thought we could sit
down over a slice of rhubarb pie
334
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,900
and, you know,
forgive and forget.
335
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,816
I haven't done anything
that needs forgiving.
336
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:40,602
Okay, well,
that sounds like something
337
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,170
we could sit down
and talk about over the pie.
338
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,215
BILLY [in distance]:
Mom, I'm bleeding again!
339
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,436
You know what, Mary?
I appreciate it,
340
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,698
but this isn't
a great time.
341
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,831
Bobbi stabbed Billy
in the leg with a fork.
342
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,397
Good Lord. Is he okay?
343
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,792
It was a plastic fork, but
it broke the skin pretty good.
344
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,925
Oh, okay, I-I understand.
345
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,665
How about I take that pie
and give you a rain check?
346
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,102
Um, sure...
347
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,495
BILLY:
I think there's mustard
in the fork holes!
348
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,888
Got to go.
349
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,498
You can keep the pan!
350
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,246
[echoing]:
Sheldon.
351
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,032
Why are you running?
352
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,686
I just want to kiss you.
353
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,774
[screams]
354
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,864
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
355
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,915
Dr. Sturgis?
356
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,525
Oh, Sheldon.
357
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,440
So nice to see you.
358
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,181
I think you tripped
and hit your head.
359
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,009
I'm a bit woozy.
360
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,619
I better test for concussion.
361
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,012
What's your name?
362
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,622
John Burgess Sturgis.
363
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,364
Burgess Sturgis? Great name.Thank you.
364
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,976
Who's the president
of the United States?
365
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,239
George Herbert Walker Bush.
366
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,936
I like Burgess Sturgis better.
367
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,895
'Cause it rhymes, sure.
368
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,288
Last question.
What is the only fermion
369
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,290
that may not have
an antiparticle?
370
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,075
The neutrino, of course.
371
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,598
I'm gonna rule out concussion.
372
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,992
To be fair,
it was an easy question.
373
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,169
True. Wait here. I'm going to go
get some ice for your head
374
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,301
and I'll fix you a hot beverage.
375
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:16,089
Oh. There's a, there's an
Earl Grey tea bag in the sink.
376
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,700
I think it still has
some oomph in it.
377
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,745
[indistinct chatter over TV]
378
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,012
Hey, what you doing?
379
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,318
Pretty much what it looks like.
380
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,190
Would you like some company?
381
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,627
Sure, I guess.
382
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,934
Of course, if you'd rather watch
TV, I could leave you alone.
383
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,197
Oh, no, no. No, it's a rerun.
384
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,155
But even if it weren't...
385
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,201
Ooh.
386
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:49,122
[crying]
387
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,254
Hey, what... what's wrong?
388
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,736
Nothing. Keep going.
[laughs]
389
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,695
[crying]
390
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,306
Mary?
391
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:03,353
George, I just miss
my little boy so much,
392
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:07,227
and he's never gonna come back
'cause he doesn't need his mama.
393
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,185
[chuckles]: Oh, baby,
of course he'll come back.
394
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:13,276
No, you should've seen
how happy he was.
395
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,367
All right, well,
still got Georgie and Missy.
396
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,544
[crying loudly]
397
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,897
Uh, oh, dear.
398
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,464
[grunting]
399
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,467
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
400
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,729
Oh, dear.
401
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,470
[teakettle whistling]
402
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,734
Dr. Sturgis,
your tea is on fire!
403
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:41,304
[siren wailing,
fire truck horn honks]
404
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,133
Boy, it's a good thing
we did this trial run.
405
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,570
No kidding.
Ooh, it's chilly out.
406
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,670
Night.
407
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,805
I changed my mind.
408
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,807
I don't want to leave here ever.
409
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,201
You never have to.
410
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,769
What were you thinking,
letting me take care of a child?
411
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,206
I won't make that mistake again.
412
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,296
Do I look like Mary Poppins?
413
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,037
As smart as I am,
414
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,431
I tried to put out a fire
with oxygen and paper.
415
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,999
It's okay. No one got hurt.
416
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,743
I may actually have had
a concussion.
417
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:29,918
What are your symptoms?
418
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:34,705
It feels like there's hair
on my head.
419
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,752
[chuckles]
420
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,668
[sighs]
421
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,323
Hey. He okay?
422
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,846
Yeah, he's fine.
423
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,544
How you doing?
Much better.
424
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,546
[sighs]
425
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,548
[clears throat]
426
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,463
You know, I just been
sitting here thinking
427
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:57,598
how I drove an hour both ways
to bring the two of them back.
428
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,774
Pretty damn decent of me.
429
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,605
Come here.
[chuckles]
430
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,613
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