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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Here we are.
What is this?
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The dorm room.
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It's all yours.
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Now you can study, take naps,
do whatever you want.
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No one's living here?
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Well, we had
an Indian exchange student,
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but he developed a taste
for barbecue,
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so his parents made him go home.
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Wait, he has a room
here and at school?
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You have your own room.
I never had that growing up.
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And then I was in the barracks,
and then I married your mother.
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Dang.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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What happened to
appreciating what you have?
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Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
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Wait, you have a single?
Uh-huh.
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And you don't
even sleep here?
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Well, sometimes
I take naps,
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but that mattress
is lumpy, lumpy.
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I was learning to enjoy
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the perks of university life,
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including a dorm
to study and nap in.
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And since this was college,
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I was even allowed to have girls
in my room.
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Here we go. Nice and clean.
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Did you use
the unscented detergent?
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You've got a nose.
Sniff it yourself.
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I even had my own bathroom,
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which gave me the perfect place
to store
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my impressive collection
of sunscreens
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and bug repellents.
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However, one thing
I would never get used to
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was college students' love
of blasting rock and roll music.
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Uh, who are you?
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I'm in the room next door.
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Oh, you're that smart kid.
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Who is it?
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That smart kid.
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Tell him to come in.
Want to come in?
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No, I'm here to complain.
He's here to complain.
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Then don't let him in.
You can't come in.
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I'm trying to study, and your
loud music is very distracting.
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You mean the game?
"The game"?
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I'm not up
on today's one-named pop stars.
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No. It's a video game.
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You have video games?
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A bunch. You play?
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My meemaw and I
beat Quest of Adeera.
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Dude, this kid beat Adeera.
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Well, tell him to come in.
Come in.
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Hello.
What's up, homey?
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Why do you have a
Rosetta stone poster?
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Linguistics major.
Hmm.
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Sit. You can play next.
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So, how old are you?
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Twelve.
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Damn.
And they let you
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live here by yourself?
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That room's just for
during the day to study.
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Didn't I see some
lady in there?
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That must've been my mom.
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Dude, his mom is hot.
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What is wrong with you?
Don't listen to him.
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He thinks any female
with a pulse is hot.
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I don't think your mom is hot.
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Congratulations,
you're more mature than him.
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Don't feel bad. I'm more
mature than most people.
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You're up.
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Grown-ups and the elderly
had always liked me,
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and now I had won over
undergrads.
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Like a beloved board game,
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I'm fun for ages nine to 90.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Oh, look at these prices.
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I could make this dress
for Missy.
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Meemaw, make her stop.
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Come on, Mary. You already got
one kid that gets picked on.
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Oh, cute.
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Oh, it's a little short.
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It's supposed to be this length.
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It's adorable.
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Thank you.
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Does it come down any?
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Mom.
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Come on, Mary, it's fine.
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Well, you're not getting it.
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All my friends dress like this.
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Arms by your sides.
I want to measure.
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See? It's shorter
than your fingertips.
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What the hell is happening?
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She wants to ruin my life.
The school dress code
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says that all bottoms
must extend past the fingertips.
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It's close enough,
and they don't even check.
Well,
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I am not wasting good money
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on something
that you can't wear to school.
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Then I'll wear it on weekends.
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Go try on something else.
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I'll get it for her.
I don't mind wasting my money.
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Please?
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Fine.
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But you are not wearing it
to school,
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and you are not wearing it
without tights.
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Love you.
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Hey, I'm the one
paying for it.
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Love you more.
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Hear that?
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Hey, Tom. You wanted to see me?
Yeah.
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Why don't you shut the door
and have a seat.
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The door?
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This can't be good.
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Uh, look,
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you know your team
didn't have a great year.
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I'm aware.
I'm aware,
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too, 'cause I've been hearing
about it everywhere.
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The grocery store,
gas station,
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barbershop.
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And I'm only in there,
like, 30 seconds, George.
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I know people are upset,
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but we're gonna
turn things around.
Look,
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I'm on your side.
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But you should know the boosters
got pitchforks out.
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Not literally,
but Charlie Dean owns
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that feed store, so...
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Are you saying I'm
losing my job?
No.
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No, no, I'm saying
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you just got some fires
to put out.
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Well, what am I supposed
to do?
Talk to the boosters.
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Tell 'em something encouraging.
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Yeah. Got it.
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And say it like your job
depends on it.
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Not that it does.
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But it does.
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Watch out for the CyberToad.
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What's a CyberToad?
The evil little robot frogs.
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Although they're only known
as CyberToads in the west.
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In Japan they're known as...
MechaGamas.
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Can I finish my own thoughts,
please?
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He's very sensitive.
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I'm protective of
my fun facts, too.
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I'm hungry.
You wanna order something?
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Chinese? Little man,
you want Chinese?
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I don't know. I've never
had Chinese food.
Really?
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We get it, like, two,
three times a week.
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Chinese food three times
a week?
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That seems excessive.
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How have you never had
an egg roll?
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Mom, can I please be
picked up later?
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No. Your meemaw's already
on her way.
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But the people next door
want me to try an egg roll.
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What people?
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Don't take food from strangers.
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They're not strangers.
They're Oscar and Darren.
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Well, they're strangers to me.
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Well, maybe when Meemaw
gets here,
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she can wait in the car
for a few hours.
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That is not happening,
and you know it.
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Can we at least have
Chinese food for dinner?
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I'm making Rice-A-Roni.
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Does that count?
Nothing Chinese ends in
"a-roni."
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Well, their loss.
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Oh, I know that face.
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Heartburn? Gas?
What are we working with?
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Not in the mood, Wayne.
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Are you in the mood for Tums?
I could hook you up.
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Apparently, the football
boosters think
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I'm not doing my job.
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Just 'cause they give
a little money to the team...
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A lot of money.
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They give some amount
of money to the team.
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And the new scoreboard.
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Okay. But I-I give my time,
my talent, my sweat.
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You see any boosters out there
doing two-a-day summer practice?
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I do not.
Damn right.
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If they really want to help,
you know what they could do?
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Give birth to stronger,
faster kids,
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'cause theirs ain't cutting it.
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You know you're gonna have
to talk to them, right?
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Yes.
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And you know you can't say that
stuff about their kids, right?
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Well, what if it
comes up organically?
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Maybe I should come.
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I'm not gonna insult
their children.
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You sure?
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Okay, come.
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Where's the coffee?
I finished it.
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When you finish a pot,
you're supposed to make more.
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Oh, is that the rule?
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It is for him.
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Why are you reading
my paper?
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Well, pardon me for keeping up
on events of the day.
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Father Strangles Son.
Good luck.
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My horoscope says
"things are looking up."
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Well, don't you look nice.
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Nice and boring,
thanks to you.
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Is everyone gonna be
crabby today?
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I've been a delight.
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Dad, can we just leave?
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I haven't had my coffee yet.
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I'll give you a ride.
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Thanks.
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Where are the damn filters?
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They're in the cabinet,
where they always are.
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These two, fighting like
the Serbs and Croatians
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in Bosnia.
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Mom make you wear that?
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Yeah.
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She did the same thing to me
with pleated khakis.
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I looked like Pastor Jeff.
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Well, she doesn't know
that I brought a change.
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Good for you.
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I tried cutting
the khakis into shorts.
Did it help?
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No. I looked like Sheldon.
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That's tragic.
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You never get any glory
without a little pain.
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I know we've had
our share lately,
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but we've got the pieces
in place for next year.
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With your support,
we're gonna make it happen.
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I think we can agree that
our boys are in good hands here.
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So thanks for coming out.
Go, Wolves.
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I got a question.
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Go ahead, Roy.
That game against Tyler.
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What in the hell
were you thinking
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punting with a minute 24
on the clock?
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That's a fair question.
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Sure is.
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That was a tough one.
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But our offense was
giving up 30 pounds
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to everyone across the line.
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And we had a quarterback who had
an uneasy relationship
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with... with holding onto
the ball.
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So you're blaming our kids?
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Well...
No.
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No?
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No.
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Look, they're great kids.
A lot of heart.
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They were getting killed
out there.
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It's a coach's job
to know when to pull back.
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So your strategy is
to surrender.
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That's not what I'm saying.
You know who don't surrender?
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That new coach they got
up at Carthage.
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You know he played
for the Packers.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, come on.
He played for two minutes
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and broke his collarbone,
and that was his career.
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Well, that's two minutes more
than you played.
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Help me.
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Vince Lombardi never played
for the pros.
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So now this clown is
Vince Lombardi?
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I'm not Lombardi, but I don't
need to put up with this crap.
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Wait, what I think
we're all seeing
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is the passion
256
00:10:10,012 --> 00:10:11,680
that Coach Cooper brings
to the field.
No, what you're seeing
257
00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,974
is me running out of patience.
Meeting's over.
258
00:10:13,974 --> 00:10:15,643
Oh, there it is.
259
00:10:15,643 --> 00:10:18,312
The Cooper Surrender.
260
00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:20,689
The Cooper Surrender!
Bye-bye.
261
00:10:22,358 --> 00:10:23,984
♪ Straight up, now tell me ♪
262
00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:26,487
♪ Do you really want
to love me forever? ♪
263
00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:27,905
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
264
00:10:27,905 --> 00:10:31,992
♪ Or am I caught
in a hit and run? ♪
265
00:10:31,992 --> 00:10:33,661
♪ Straight up, now tell me ♪
266
00:10:33,661 --> 00:10:36,580
♪ Is it gonna be
you and me together? ♪
267
00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:37,831
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
268
00:10:37,831 --> 00:10:40,251
♪ Or are you just having fun? ♪
269
00:10:42,002 --> 00:10:43,837
What's the matter?
270
00:10:43,837 --> 00:10:45,756
Everything.
271
00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:47,383
Did somebody die?
272
00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:49,885
No.
273
00:10:49,885 --> 00:10:51,720
Then we can fix it.
274
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,182
Come on. Come on.
275
00:10:55,182 --> 00:10:57,017
I was wearing
the new skirt,
276
00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:58,394
and I felt really good.
277
00:10:58,394 --> 00:11:00,187
Cute skirt.
278
00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:01,605
Thanks.
279
00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:04,400
Your legs are so hairy.
280
00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:07,903
Ew.
Gross.
281
00:11:07,903 --> 00:11:11,240
Those bitches.
Thank you.
282
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,909
Is that why you got on
sweat pants?
283
00:11:13,909 --> 00:11:16,203
It gets worse.
284
00:11:16,203 --> 00:11:18,205
Oh, boy.
285
00:11:18,205 --> 00:11:21,041
I came home, and I was
in the bathroom,
286
00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:23,043
and I saw Mom's leg razor.
287
00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:24,628
Oh, no. Please tell me
288
00:11:24,628 --> 00:11:26,213
you also saw shaving cream.
289
00:11:26,213 --> 00:11:28,382
I didn't.
Soap?
290
00:11:28,382 --> 00:11:31,552
Water? Lotion?
291
00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:33,137
Anything?
292
00:11:38,142 --> 00:11:40,728
Hey, it's Darren.
293
00:11:42,646 --> 00:11:44,148
Hello.
294
00:11:44,148 --> 00:11:45,983
Any chance you play
Dungeons and Dragons?
295
00:11:45,983 --> 00:11:48,319
And how. I once created
a campaign
296
00:11:48,319 --> 00:11:51,572
set in 1940s London where
Alan Turing was a character,
297
00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,574
and I had the mathematicians
be magic users
298
00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:55,242
with theorems instead of spells.
299
00:11:55,242 --> 00:11:56,869
The intelligence officers
were clerics...
300
00:11:56,869 --> 00:11:58,495
"Yes" works. We're playing
tonight and we're down
301
00:11:58,495 --> 00:11:59,913
a magic user.
You in?
302
00:11:59,913 --> 00:12:01,498
When are you playing?
303
00:12:01,498 --> 00:12:03,000
We start at 7:00.
We'll go till whenever.
304
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,336
My mom didn't let me stay
past 6:00 yesterday.
305
00:12:05,336 --> 00:12:07,963
She'll never let me stay
till "whenever."
Bummer.
306
00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:10,007
Mm. you could play
at my house.
307
00:12:10,007 --> 00:12:12,259
No.
Bummer.
308
00:12:12,259 --> 00:12:14,345
I've never said that before.
Did it sound cool?
309
00:12:14,345 --> 00:12:16,805
No.
Bummer.
310
00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:24,813
Oh, before you open that,
could you pick up Sheldon
311
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:27,191
so I can get dinner on?
Do I have to?
312
00:12:27,191 --> 00:12:30,653
I'm sorry. I guess I'll do
all the parenting around here.
313
00:12:30,653 --> 00:12:33,781
I'm having a hell of a day.
Can I get five minutes' peace?
314
00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:35,991
When do I get
five minutes' peace?
315
00:12:35,991 --> 00:12:38,952
Honestly, can you just take
this one thing off my plate?
316
00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:45,376
Hello?
317
00:12:45,376 --> 00:12:46,960
Dad, my friends are playing
Dungeons and Dragons.
318
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,671
Can I please stay the night
in my dorm room?
319
00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:50,005
I promise it's safe.
320
00:12:50,005 --> 00:12:51,840
Fine with me.
321
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,093
Thank you. Bye.
322
00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:56,136
That was easy.
323
00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:58,138
Who was that?
Sheldon.
324
00:12:58,138 --> 00:12:59,390
He's gonna stay the night
in his dorm.
325
00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:01,850
Why would you let him do that?
326
00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:03,477
One more thing
off your plate.
327
00:13:09,212 --> 00:13:10,797
You did not just
tell our son
328
00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,882
that he could stay the night
by himself.
329
00:13:12,882 --> 00:13:15,844
The campus is safe, and he's not
by himself, he's with friends.
330
00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:17,804
Friends that we don't know.
331
00:13:17,804 --> 00:13:19,264
What if there is alcohol?
332
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,266
Then they're gonna get
a lot of fun facts
333
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:23,017
about the history
of fermented beverages.
334
00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:24,853
I am serious.
335
00:13:24,853 --> 00:13:26,688
So am I.
How else would I know
336
00:13:26,688 --> 00:13:27,939
that monkeys get drunk
by eating rotten fruit
337
00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:29,482
off the jungle floor?
338
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:32,235
He is not ready for
this kind of situation.
339
00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:33,945
Mary, he's a good kid.
340
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:35,447
He's not gonna drink
anything he shouldn't.
341
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,031
And if he cared
about peer pressure,
342
00:13:37,031 --> 00:13:38,283
he wouldn't wear a bow tie.
343
00:13:40,869 --> 00:13:42,871
I don't know.
I don't think I should.
344
00:13:42,871 --> 00:13:44,539
It's just root beer.
345
00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:47,292
This late in the evening,
my mother wouldn't approve.
346
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,043
Okay.
347
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,712
Then again, I didn't think
they'd let me stay,
348
00:13:50,712 --> 00:13:52,922
and they did,
so maybe it's fine.
I know,
349
00:13:52,922 --> 00:13:56,050
why don't you roll for it?
Ooh, good idea.
350
00:13:57,719 --> 00:13:59,387
Seventeen.
Guess I'll have it.
351
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,641
We playing?
352
00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:05,268
Hold on.
Do you have a coaster?
353
00:14:05,268 --> 00:14:07,395
Yeah, it's in the china cabinet.
354
00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:10,231
And where would that be?
355
00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:14,444
You're good at Band-Aids.
356
00:14:14,444 --> 00:14:17,197
I've had practice
on Sheldon.
357
00:14:17,197 --> 00:14:19,407
He's a fragile boy.
358
00:14:19,407 --> 00:14:22,911
I don't want to go
back to school tomorrow.
You have to!
359
00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:25,580
You can't let them win.
360
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,081
But wear pants.
361
00:14:27,081 --> 00:14:28,500
This is hard to look at.
362
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,126
I heard women in Europe
don't shave.
363
00:14:30,126 --> 00:14:31,669
Maybe I should move there.
364
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:33,254
They also drink warm beer.
365
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:35,006
They don't know
what they're doing.
366
00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,301
Will you show me how
to do it the right way?
367
00:14:38,301 --> 00:14:40,136
Shave? Yeah.
368
00:14:40,136 --> 00:14:42,430
Drink? Your dad's the expert.
369
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,057
Boys have it so easy.
370
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,767
They can be as hairy
as they want.
371
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,727
Yeah, but they gotta
walk around being dumb
372
00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:48,728
and smelly all the time.
373
00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:50,104
Who wants that?
374
00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:51,606
So I have to shave forever,
375
00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:53,441
then marry someone
who's dumb and smelly?
376
00:14:53,441 --> 00:14:56,152
Not necessarily, but...
377
00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:57,779
there's a good chance.
378
00:14:57,779 --> 00:14:59,489
That's depressing.
379
00:14:59,489 --> 00:15:01,366
That's where the
drinking comes in.
380
00:15:04,744 --> 00:15:05,870
Where you going?
381
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:07,830
To get our son.
382
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,166
Mary, leave him alone.
He's fine.
383
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,126
We have no idea
who he's with,
384
00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:13,670
and you don't even care.
385
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:17,215
You're right.
Do whatever you want.
386
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,842
What is your problem?
387
00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:20,343
Doesn't matter.
388
00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:23,221
Hey.
389
00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:29,477
If something is
going on, tell me.
390
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,232
They're coming after me at work.
391
00:15:34,232 --> 00:15:35,984
Who?
392
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:39,529
The boosters.
They want a new coach.
393
00:15:42,282 --> 00:15:43,658
Are you getting fired?
394
00:15:43,658 --> 00:15:47,787
I don't know. Maybe.
395
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,253
Don't you have to go?
396
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,556
I'm sorry.
397
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,612
Thank you.
398
00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,597
"You open the gate of the crypt,
399
00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:29,364
and you see two identical
elven princesses."
400
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,016
Sheldon, what do you do?
401
00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:33,894
I-I don't feel so good.
402
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:34,978
What's going on?
403
00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:36,855
My stomach hurts.
404
00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:38,231
How much did you eat?
405
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,983
Well...
406
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:46,656
Dude.
407
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:48,491
I need to lie down.
408
00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:51,494
Oh, I don't want to
throw up.
409
00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:52,418
We don't want you
to throw up.
410
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:54,153
If he throws up, I throw up.
Well, what should we do?
411
00:16:54,153 --> 00:16:55,529
I don't know.
Why are you asking me?
412
00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:57,031
You're the closest
to a mom here.
413
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:58,491
I don't know.
Call his mom.
414
00:16:58,491 --> 00:16:59,867
Oh, no, don't call my mom.
415
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:01,827
She'll never let me
do this again.
416
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:03,496
Get him something
to throw up in.
417
00:17:04,538 --> 00:17:05,873
No, not the Skittles.
418
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,001
Here, here.
419
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,670
Here.
420
00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:13,256
Next door there's an emergency
Alka-Seltzer tablet
421
00:17:13,256 --> 00:17:14,840
in my bathroom medicine chest.
422
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,841
You have a bathroom?
423
00:17:15,841 --> 00:17:17,134
Why does he get a bathroom?
424
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:18,469
Go throw up in
your own bathroom.
425
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:21,389
I don't know if I can make it.
426
00:17:23,182 --> 00:17:26,519
Get his door!
427
00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:27,687
It's locked.
428
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,438
Key.
429
00:17:29,438 --> 00:17:31,023
I'm not gonna make it.
Please make it.
430
00:17:31,023 --> 00:17:34,235
What is going on?
Sheldon, are you okay?
431
00:17:34,235 --> 00:17:35,569
My stomach hurts.
432
00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:37,405
He's gonna throw up.
433
00:17:37,405 --> 00:17:39,865
Did you give him beer?
Did they give you beer?!
434
00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:40,992
Just root beer.
435
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,952
It's gonna be okay, baby.
436
00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:44,745
Oh...
437
00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:46,038
Why is it so colorful?
438
00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:48,986
Too many... Skittles.
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