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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,904 It's a bitch song, but it still rocks. 2 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:30,490 - So cool. - Do this. 3 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,992 - Is that white power? - Fuck white power. 4 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:35,578 It's the devil. It means rock and roll forever, 5 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,955 and tongue kiss hot babes, and smoke pot all day! 6 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,792 - Yeah! - Yeah! 7 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,550 Your old man's ready for you two maggots. 8 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,136 All right, motherfuckers. Let's go. 9 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:55,348 Bets right here. Let's go. Let your money talk. Come on. 10 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,017 What you got? All right... 11 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:05,233 Keep going. Keep going. Keep going, Keith... 12 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:12,406 No kicking, no biting, no grabbing, no... 13 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,035 Ah, fuck that! No holds barred! 14 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:19,205 Hit it. 15 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,124 Come on. Let's go. What do you want? 16 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,170 Don't be a faggot. Get in there and hit him! 17 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:31,133 Go, one more shot! 18 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:34,220 Come on, Chris! You hit like a girl! 19 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,389 ...the Glan Tai Bottling Plant Massacre. 20 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:39,559 Any leads on where the Peacemaker might be? 21 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,477 Come on, Chris, don't be a pussy! 22 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,276 Yeah. 23 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,486 - Whoa! Wait a second. Hey! - What's goin' on? 24 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,697 Somethin' ain't right. 25 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,949 He's doing the worm. 26 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,076 - - SPECTATOR 3: Yeah, there's some kind of seizure. 27 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:03,040 Keith? 28 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,042 Keith. 29 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,963 Keith! Keith! 30 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,756 Keith! 31 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,091 We have a few leads. We have every cop 32 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:15,011 in the country out looking for him. 33 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:17,013 Keith! 34 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:18,598 Keith! Keith! 35 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:21,100 You dumb fuck. You killed your brother! 36 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,438 You killed your brother, you piece of shit! 37 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,775 You dumbfuck! You killed your brother! 38 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,155 You killed him, you dumbfuck! 39 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,406 You okay in there? 40 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,123 Dude? 41 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:08,874 Dude? 42 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:14,588 Dude? 43 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,882 Hey, you okay in there? 44 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:18,551 Fuck. 45 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,261 We gotta get the fuck out of here. That guy on TV, 46 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,888 he's supposed to be the guy watching our backs. 47 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,641 Every police station in the country has one mandate 48 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:27,518 this morning. 49 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,981 Find and stop the Peacemaker by whatever means necessary. 50 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,734 - You think he's a bird? - A bird? 51 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:36,444 - Like Goff. - Butterfly. 52 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,945 Dude, a butterfly is a type of bird. 53 00:04:38,029 --> 00:04:40,072 A butterfly's not a bird, it's a fucking bug! 54 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:41,991 - Fucking Adebayo! She fucked me. - What? 55 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,451 She probably planted that diary in my trailer. 56 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,702 I knew I couldn't trust these people. 57 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:49,081 Judomaster was supposed to be there? 58 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:50,416 Fuck it. Can't worry about it now. 59 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:53,210 - Move. - All right. 60 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,174 I've got all the Peacemaker helmets programmed in. 61 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,052 These ones at the police station, 62 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,262 they must've been confiscated yesterday. 63 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:06,557 But these ones... that's gotta be Christopher. 64 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,767 That's him. 65 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:10,227 - The diary is fake? - Of course it's a fake. 66 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,104 If I was gonna write a diary, it wouldn't be a diary, 67 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:13,355 it'd be a fucking journal. 68 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,191 Well, I would read anything you wrote, dude. 69 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,068 I bet you could do some bomb poetry. 70 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,944 Dude, I thought you said you didn't write a diary. 71 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,279 I didn't! Did you see that thing? 72 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,198 It looked like it fell out of my fucking vagina. 73 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,200 Do I look like the type of guy to stay up all night 74 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,910 collaging Jupiters and aliens and shit 75 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,411 to put on the front of my fucking diary? 76 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:28,662 On first impressions, I'd have said, "No." 77 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:31,874 But after getting to know you a little bit, I gotta admit, 78 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,793 it's definitely something I can see you doing. 79 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,044 You know what? Fine. Fuck it. 80 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,671 If I enjoyed it, I wouldn't let people's judgments hold me back. 81 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,048 I'd collage all sorts of shit. 82 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,216 - Yeah, that's cool of you. - Yeah. It is fucking cool of me. 83 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,593 I'd make a collage of the three of us 84 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,470 fucking some chicks with a bunch of dolphins around us 85 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,138 doing beer bongs in a Corvette. 86 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:47,598 I don't want a dolphin watching me fuck. 87 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,475 - Where are you going? - Vigilante and me might as well 88 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:50,976 get this done before they find us. 89 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,520 What done? 90 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,688 - Kill this fucking cow. - We are? Cool! 91 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,982 No. 92 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,318 Eagly. 93 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,493 Fuck! Goddammit! 94 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,830 Among the many items found in the search 95 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,373 of Christopher Smith's home 96 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,167 was a diary written by the suspect. 97 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,002 The diary links Smith 98 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:17,503 not only to the murder... 99 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,925 You did it, didn't you? 100 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,386 Waller sent you here for this express purpose. 101 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,012 - Did what? - Planted a diary 102 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:28,389 in Peacemaker's trailer. 103 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,893 Yes. 104 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:35,229 That's why Peacemaker was chosen in the first place. 105 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,814 You're gonna lone-shooter the poor bastard? 106 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,775 He has a history of instability and conspiratorial beliefs. 107 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:40,901 Couple that with violent outbursts, 108 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:44,905 - he was the perfect pawn. - He was your fucking friend. 109 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,158 - Maybe you should back off. - Oh yeah? 110 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,701 Yeah. Because you've been fucking with me 111 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,370 - from the first day I got here! - Well, maybe I could sense 112 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,372 - your interior asshole. - My what? 113 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,207 Like, inside of all this nice person stuff, 114 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:58,335 you're really just a fucking asshole! 115 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,546 I thought you were bringing up some weird medical condition. 116 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,755 Why would I bring up a medical condition? 117 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,050 I don't know! Maybe because you seem like the kind of bitch 118 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,635 who would pick on someone's health issues 119 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:07,887 in the middle of an argument. 120 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,430 Well, I'm not the one who just betrayed one of our own! 121 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:13,767 Oh, okay! So it's okay to shoot an innocent man 122 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,478 begging for his life, but this you have an issue with? 123 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:17,563 He is a fellow soldier! 124 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:21,233 Pretty random rule, that the only lives that matter 125 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:23,485 are the lives of the ones who fight beside us? 126 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,863 - Yes! - Well... 127 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,366 that is an incredibly clever way of shutting yourself off 128 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,327 from the rest of the world's problems, 129 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:35,247 but for me, it doesn't work. I'm not made for this shit. 130 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,668 I don't wanna be here no more. 131 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:40,502 So I'm leaving. 132 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,506 Well, then why the fuck did you even come? 133 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:47,593 Because I lost my job, 134 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,929 and my mother offered me this one! 135 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,305 Your mother? 136 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,307 Yes. But I didn't know that I was gonna get... 137 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,727 caught up in Mars Attacks. 138 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,647 Holy fuck! Your mother is Amanda Waller? 139 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,442 Hey. We need to get out of here. 140 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,444 She is Waller's daughter. 141 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,947 Yeah, I know. You think I wouldn't do a background check 142 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,281 on anyone coming to work with us? 143 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:12,201 I don't know how your weird butterfly brain works. 144 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,328 - She also planted... - Planted the diary. I figured. 145 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,955 She probably shouldn't have done that. 146 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:16,830 And if she did, she should've waited 147 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,250 until after we'd completed the mission. 148 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,127 But that guy on TV, he's our man on the inside, 149 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:23,796 which means he's compromised. 150 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,965 And since our weird butterfly brains 151 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,549 inherit human memories, he'll know we're here. 152 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:31,136 So drop whatever differences you two are having, 153 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,596 pack up what you need, and meet me in the lot. 154 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:41,438 - I fucking trusted you! - Fuck. 155 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:44,608 What are you talking about? I feel like... 156 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,820 Man, every time we drink, you talk about TV shows. 157 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,697 - I'm sick of it. - Bro... 158 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,324 How have you not seen Boondock Saints? It's a classic. 159 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:56,996 Vigilante... Jesus! Man! 160 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,455 Dude scared the shit out of me. 161 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,792 - It's a fucking leprechaun, man. - A little dude. 162 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:06,839 - Oh my God. He's hilarious-looking. - Oh, he's getting mad! 163 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,258 They're always after me Lucky Charms! 164 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,051 I love it! 165 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,183 If you have a message for Chris or Eagly, 166 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,519 please leave it at the tone. 167 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,396 Chris, I just wanna make sure you're okay. 168 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,898 Let's try to figure this thing out. 169 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,568 Call me. 170 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,447 Fuck! 171 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,588 Aren't you guys being a little nonchalant about all this? 172 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:48,756 Economos, are you insinuating 173 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:53,052 there is a wrong time and a right time to rock? 174 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,314 They're on 395 North, 175 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,399 about to pass the exit to Contorinis Road. 176 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:09,568 I've got eyes. 177 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:13,697 Got it. 178 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,680 What the fuck was that? 179 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,869 - Dad? - Oh, fuck. 180 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:02,079 What are you doing? 181 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,039 What I should've done long ago. 182 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,428 That's it, man. We gotta go. Come on, get up. 183 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,519 Go, go, go! 184 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,563 There's no wrong time to rock! 185 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,898 Vij! 186 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,360 - No! - No, no, no. 187 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:33,735 Peacemaker, we gotta go. 188 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,121 Get the fuck away from me! 189 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,877 Well... 190 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,638 Your son went into the woods. 191 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,432 Lead the way. 192 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,738 How the fuck did he find you? 193 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,369 What? 194 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:25,787 Fuck! 195 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,054 He's fast. 196 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,642 You left your keys in the car? 197 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,435 What? I was rushing. 198 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,230 Ignore it. Let's go. 199 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,401 I'm not kidding. 200 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,028 There was at least 20 girls to one guy. 201 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,488 You're an asshole, man. You're an asshole. 202 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,572 So, what do you wanna do tonight? 203 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,574 You wanna go to the club or... 204 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,501 Kiai! 205 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,281 Open up! Police! 206 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,412 Hey! I know you're pissed, but... 207 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,246 Get down, get down, get down, get down. 208 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:36,501 He's right down there. 209 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,255 He's running like a spaz. 210 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,715 Let's go. 211 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,896 Hit, my ass. Breathing down my neck. 212 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,029 Fucking raccoons are hardcore, man. 213 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,991 Wasn't exactly inconsistent with what I imagined would happen 214 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:12,037 if a man just walked up and grabbed a wild raccoon. 215 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,212 Let's go. 216 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,120 Open up! Police! 217 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,373 Police! Open up! 218 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,875 Leota, Harcourt, go now. 219 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,001 Do you hear me? 220 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,628 You can do it. 221 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,338 Police! 222 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,425 I'm proud to have had you on my team. 223 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,093 Finish the job! 224 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,137 Kill the fucking cow! 225 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,602 How do you know about the cow? 226 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,021 Nothing you can do will make me... 227 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,862 Now we really need to hurry. 228 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,239 We need to get the teleportation equipment to the ranch. 229 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,157 Hey. 230 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,838 Ik Nobe Llok? 231 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,630 You could've just joined us. 232 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:52,179 You murdered him. 233 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,140 The alternative was what? 234 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,601 He was a warrior. 235 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,310 Without him, his outfit will have no chance 236 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,395 of stopping us. 237 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,147 Two clowns in costumes and a couple of rejects. 238 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,150 We need to go. 239 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:41,186 Fu... No. 240 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,515 How the fuck are we gonna do this without him? 241 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:23,436 Ding-dong, bitches! 242 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,188 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me right now. 243 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:35,991 That's your last sucker punch, asshole. 244 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,950 - Rope a dope, dumbshit. - What? 245 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,005 -You down now, motherfucker? 246 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,049 I think you got him. 247 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,349 He's right there. 248 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,577 Fuck me. 249 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,162 Fan out! Find him. 250 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,583 Wait. I got something. 251 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,049 The door! 252 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,346 - Come on! - Hey, dude, what are you doing? 253 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,264 Right, the dash! 254 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,432 Scoot. 255 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,436 Ow, ow! Hey, hey! 256 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,270 Ow! My asshole! 257 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,232 What the fuck, dude? 258 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,192 What the fuck's wrong with your bird? 259 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,069 Bad Eagly, stop it. 260 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,039 There's no wrong time to rock, motherfucker. 261 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,709 Now is. This is the wrong time to rock. 262 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,764 Stop! 263 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,725 How did they find you guys anyway? 264 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,894 He put a GPS tracking device in Peacemaker's helmet. 265 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:14,274 What? 266 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,201 - Damn it. - I didn't know! 267 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,995 - I thought they were expensive. - Fuck! 268 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,916 Oh, I gotta pee so fucking bad. 269 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,503 No, Eagly, get back in the car. 270 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,921 John, can you get him in the car? 271 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,966 Sure. I fucking babysit birds. 272 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:43,178 Eagly, please get in the car. 273 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,013 He's not listening. 274 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,307 Get back in the car and crinkle a bag or something. 275 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,725 He'll think you have chips. 276 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,604 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 277 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,773 Who the fuck feeds their bird chips? 278 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,709 You want some chips, huh? Yum, yum! 279 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,470 Fuck no. 280 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,365 - What are you doing? - Shh! They're here. 281 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,702 Why the fuck are your pants all the way down? 282 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:52,455 Well, I can't pee when clothes are touching my butt. 283 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:19,023 Eagly! 284 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,869 - I'll kill you, motherfucker! - You think so? 285 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,880 Forty years ago, God challenged me 286 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:43,548 as he did Abraham. 287 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,302 But I was too weak to listen. 288 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,720 But not no more! 289 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:52,098 - Kill that piece of shit, Dragon! - Yeah! 290 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,892 I knew you was unclean 291 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,227 when you were born! 292 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:59,105 And even more so when you killed your brother. 293 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:01,065 That was you! 294 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,067 Do it, White Dragon! Do it! 295 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:06,988 I knew when you listened to that devil music. 296 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,450 I knew when you shaved your body like a woman. 297 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:14,370 I knew when you slept with the whores of polluted blood! 298 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,330 And men! 299 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:18,249 And even more so when you conspired 300 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,250 with the forces of Baphomet 301 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:22,754 against the United States of America! 302 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,509 And now, boy, I give your life 303 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:31,095 to Go... 304 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,931 There are gaps in the armor, man. 305 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,421 You killed my brother! 306 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,048 You killed Keith! 307 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,717 And you're only right about one thing, 308 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,386 I am a piece of shit! 309 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,180 I'm a piece of shit for listening to you 310 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,306 for all those years! 311 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,476 I'm a piece of shit for not killing you in your sleep! 312 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:24,148 You hit like a girl. 313 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,366 Well, go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy. 314 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,161 I knew you couldn't do it, you faggot. 315 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:38,746 'Cause I control you. 316 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:41,666 Whether or not I kill you, you'll never be able 317 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,793 to get the fuck away from m... 318 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:09,986 Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises. 319 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,321 I mean, I guess you don't get a totally sick, jacked face 320 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,197 like yours without dedication, but... 321 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:15,742 He's crying, asshole. 322 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:16,951 Oh. 323 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:26,377 Tender, nice touching. 324 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,505 - Hey, dude, that's creepy. - Okay. 325 00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:40,391 No, no, nothing serious. Just some... forms and stuff 326 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,352 I have to fill out before I leave. 327 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,772 Yeah. I love you too. 328 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,819 Let me. 329 00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:10,797 What was your job before this? 330 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:12,382 I ran a dog shelter. 331 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:15,510 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. 332 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:17,428 We lost funding. I think my mother saw 333 00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,597 an opportunity in my moment of weakness. 334 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:23,684 She always wanted me to do this shit, 335 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:28,898 so she asked me, again, to come work for her. 336 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,567 Said she needed someone on the inside 337 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:32,693 of a group of people she didn't trust. 338 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:36,114 - She doesn't trust anyone. - Hell, I know. 339 00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:40,034 Did you tell her about Murn? 340 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,287 I couldn't decide if I was going to. 341 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:46,582 I guess it doesn't matter now. 342 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,377 I could tell you were hiding something. 343 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,629 I could tell you could tell. 344 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,840 Shit made me agitated. 345 00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:00,430 Anyways... like I said, I'm not made for this shit. 346 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:04,308 I'm not supposed to be here. That's why I was packing up. 347 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:05,810 I just wanna do whatever job I need to 348 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:09,730 where telling right from wrong ain't advanced calculus. 349 00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:12,733 Well, that would be a shame. 350 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:13,693 Shame, why? 351 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:17,488 Because you're good at the job. 352 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,161 And because we need every hand on deck 353 00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,454 to try to go kill this cow. 354 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,331 How? It's impossible. 355 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,000 We couldn't even get there in time. 356 00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:35,339 Hey, John. 357 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:48,186 - Thank God you guys are here. - What's going on? 358 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:50,396 Dr. Hurwitz kindly stitched up Eagly, 359 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,106 and Vigilante's being a total freak. 360 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:53,691 Dude, they saw us. Peacemaker and I are wanted. 361 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:56,611 What other choice do we have besides killing 362 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,821 this veterinarian, this nurse, and this male nurse? 363 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,282 You can just say two nurses, man. 364 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,659 If I just say "nurse," I think people will imagine it as a woman. 365 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:04,869 He's standing right there. 366 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,537 We don't have to imagine anything. 367 00:29:06,621 --> 00:29:08,331 It must be weird waking up every day 368 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,334 - and being a male nurse. - You're a fucking busboy. 369 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,044 Oh, great! Now we definitely have to kill them, 370 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:15,379 because you're giving away stuff about my secret identity. 371 00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,633 Do we really have to kill these people? 372 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:28,184 No. We'll tie them up, 373 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,102 and by the time the morning staff comes in, 374 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,146 - we'll be long gone. - They've seen our faces. 375 00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:33,731 If we can't stop the butterflies today, 376 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,400 it won't matter. 377 00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:36,734 Okay. 378 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,863 But we can't use duct tape. That'll hurt their skin 379 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,907 - when they try to pull it off. - Where are you going? 380 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:45,576 Just to call my wife, tell her I'm on my way back. 381 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,413 So, you're compassionate about tape 382 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:51,332 but not brutally murdering people? 383 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,210 Yes. 384 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:05,429 God, please bring back my best pal, Eagly. 385 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,808 And I never should've left him in my father's garage 386 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:11,394 for four years when I went to prison. 387 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,729 I should've found somebody better 388 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,022 to take care of him. 389 00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:17,608 Like an ugly girl who was desperate for love, 390 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:18,943 who would've done anything I wanted when I was locked up. 391 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:21,404 And, you know, I could've just broke up with her 392 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,947 the moment I got out. 393 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:26,367 I probably wouldn't even had to have sex with her, right? 394 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,078 Yeah, you know... 395 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,830 probably just once, you know, to be nice. 396 00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:33,291 And probably 'cause I was getting out of prison, 397 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:35,876 I'd want to anyway, it wouldn't have even been a chore. 398 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:39,088 But I was selfish. 399 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,048 And I was a bad friend to Eagly. 400 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:45,511 The only one besides Keith that ever loved me for real. 401 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:46,887 Oh, fuck. 402 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:53,811 Please, God... 403 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:58,190 I'll do anything you want. 404 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,027 Just please, please... 405 00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:03,988 keep Eagly alive. 406 00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,997 Buddy? 407 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:25,843 You know, he was so happy to see me today, 408 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:29,013 he wrapped his wings around me to hug me. 409 00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,973 - An eagle hugged you? - Oh yeah. 410 00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:32,516 Yeah, I call bullshit on that. 411 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,769 You don't want to believe in miracles, that's on you. 412 00:31:54,372 --> 00:31:56,207 Lee, where are you? 413 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,084 You said you were gonna be here two hours ago. 414 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:02,171 Uh, babe, I just saw an eagle hug a human. 415 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,923 With everything going on, what? 416 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,508 - Yeah. - Fuck. 417 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:10,388 Maybe... maybe it's a sign. 418 00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:11,555 A sign of what? 419 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,231 Hey, we should get a move on killing this cow. 420 00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:21,732 What about your wife? 421 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,901 Well, she's upset. But she gets it... sort of. 422 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,195 Cool. 423 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,239 Okay, how do we do this without Murn? 424 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:31,158 Well, we have someone else that we can trust to lead us. 425 00:32:33,411 --> 00:32:37,248 - Me? - No. Fuck, no. 426 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,436 The butterflies breathe our air and drink our water, 427 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:01,939 but our food sources don't keep them alive. 428 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,399 So they had to transport a creature from their planet 429 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,942 across the galaxy. 430 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,987 And now we know they keep it in the cavern 431 00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,029 below the barn on Coverdale ranch. 432 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,499 There, they milk the beast for the amber fluid. 433 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,418 To stop the butterflies, all we have to do 434 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,462 is kill the cow. Without it, they won't be able 435 00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:26,964 to stay alive for more than a couple of weeks. 436 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,341 However, they almost certainly know that we're on our way 437 00:33:29,425 --> 00:33:31,761 to do that now. Which means they'll do what they can 438 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,804 to move the cow out before we get there. 439 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,639 How? 440 00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:38,225 According to what Ads and I overheard, teleportation. 441 00:33:44,774 --> 00:33:45,775 I'm guessing they can move it to 442 00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:48,527 one of their other enclaves around the country, 443 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,696 which means, to us, they will be lost forever, 444 00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:52,823 and all of our work goes to waste. 445 00:33:52,907 --> 00:33:55,659 Hopefully, we can make it there before they make their move. 446 00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:57,495 And then we go in there, and we kick ass 447 00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,246 like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 448 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:01,207 They get slaughtered at the end of that film. 449 00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:03,292 Bro, there's a freeze-frame and we hear a bunch of bullets. 450 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,460 - That doesn't mean they died. - Yes, it does. 451 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,213 I don't think so. I think they jumped over those bullets 452 00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:08,672 right after that freeze-frame. 453 00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:11,509 Well, that's an exceedingly optimistic interpretation. 454 00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:13,010 Both things are equally possible. 455 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,261 No, they're not. 456 00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:16,847 Well, whichever one you believe says a lot about your character. 457 00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:18,557 Yeah, about how insane you are. 458 00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:20,851 Economos, 459 00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:22,978 I love this back-and-forth thing we have going. 460 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,897 It's not as deep as, like, what Peacemaker and I have, 461 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,273 but it's fucking cool. 462 00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:29,110 Whatever the case... I'm in. 463 00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:32,446 Hashtag MeToo. 464 00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:34,657 I guess. 465 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,659 Yeah. 466 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:37,618 - Fuck, yeah. - Let's do this shit. 467 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,703 No. 468 00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:41,956 - I think you need to calm down. - You can't come with us. 469 00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,249 You sure you don't need the help? 470 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:45,668 - No, you'd just die. - But we are gonna have to 471 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,711 sequester your vehicle out there. 472 00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:16,157 Surprisingly nice people, considering. 473 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,491 Except for the guy in the blue. 474 00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:20,953 Yeah, that dude's a fucking mess. 475 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,750 Here you go, buddy. 476 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,049 Chris... 477 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:37,469 I just wanted to say... 478 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:40,472 I know what I did. 479 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:43,267 And I'm sorry. 480 00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:46,478 - I shouldn't have... - Forget it. I don't give a fuck. 481 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:50,566 You said we were a team. That's obviously not the case. 482 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,109 I just can't wait till this is all over, 483 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:54,612 so I never have to see your stupid, dumb face ever again. 484 00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:07,625 There's no wrong time to rock. 485 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:12,666 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 486 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:15,169 And God knows I'm close to Him. 487 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:17,254 Blood. 488 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,298 That's what you wanna see. 489 00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:21,800 If you're not seeing any blood, 490 00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:23,135 you're not scrubbing hard enough. 491 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:26,430 Clean your toes. Start at the bottom. 492 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:27,473 Work your way up. 493 00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:29,683 Linger in the middle. 494 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,728 Keep going a little higher. 495 00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:37,691 Swing the hips. 496 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:40,778 When you're drying, especially, 497 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:42,571 it's important to swing the hips. 498 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,781 And we're finished now. Thank you very much. 499 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:45,866 Thank you for attending. 34136

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