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Well, let's see... this way?
No, no...
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This way. Yes, that that'll do.
Okay.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, all right. Let's see, uh...
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[clears throat]
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Uh...
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[bumps microphone]
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[sighs]
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[coughs]
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Uh...
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Hello, everybody.
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The filmmakers have asked if I
would, uh, come out and uh
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[clears throat]
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warm up the crowd. I-I must
confess, I don't know why they
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chose me, for I am a humble
town clerk.
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So I hope all your tickets are
in order.
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Eh?
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Eh?
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Er, but I did repurpose some spare
index cards I had lying around
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the office and I asked Susie to
write some, I guess you would call them
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jokes on here for you. Let me
just, uh, get out my glasses and if
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I could just find them...
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Oh! Uh...
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Oh! Right here on my nose!
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Weren't they?
[laughs]
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Iād got my dollars worth if theyād been
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a west end girl and as my Pappy
used to say.
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Uh...
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Now then, uh...
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Why was the secretary in the
cake...
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to bust her husband out of jail?
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Uh, then in parentheses, on the
card here it-it...
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it says āfiling.ā
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[silence]
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Well, that wasn't a very funny
joke at all.
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[screams]
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Ha-ha!
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[applause]
Yes. Hello.
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[applause, triumphant music]
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Uh, yeah, get-get him out of here.
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Go.
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[laughter]
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Ladies and gentlemen, you are
not suckers. You didn't come
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here to listen to an old man
rattle off nonsense from index cards.
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Here at Besto Money,
Cash Theater, we know what you want
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because we want what you
want, and we are gonna get it!
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Romance, intrigue.
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The mysteries
of Mind, space and time.
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Tonight, we have a truly
spectacular entertainment.
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See the strongman perform feats of
staggering incompetence!
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[groans]
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[groans]
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See the islandās native beauty walk
perilously along a tightrope!
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AUDIENCE: Wow!
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I tell you the view ain't bad
from where I'm standing.
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Hear the world's oldest woman give
unrequested relationship advice!
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If you want it, you can get it,
but you're gonna have to pay.
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[children laughing]
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Charming.
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Audience, come here.
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A little closer.
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That's nice. You're a
good-looking crowd.
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I know that you don't go in for all that
smoke and mirrors nonsense.
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You want your thrills, but you want
them with heart.
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And that is just what we're
going to give you
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The heart, the spleen and whatās
left of the liver!
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So, without further ado,
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Would you please wheel out
the sick little boy?
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[grunting]
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Ow...
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[groaning]
Ow...
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Incipit Gutboyās Bad Time
Story.
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[music]
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I love to sit and fish
while I am in the nude.
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You may call me unmannered rustic,
simple dumb or rude.
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Curse me all you like,
I will not start a feud.
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Hmm.
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I'm such a happy fisherman
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fishing in the nude.
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Well, hello stranger.
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Nice fishing rod you've
got there.
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Oh, it's nothing special, just
how I earn my keep.
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Nonsense!
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Why, I bet that thingās got a
thousand fish in its day.
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Maybe so.
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Never had any other rod.
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You craft that yourself?
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Not me, but my pappy did.
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Yes, sir, a genuine
native fishing pole.
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Tell you what, I don't normally
do this, but I'll trade you
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six dollars for it.
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What?
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No, you can't have
my fishing pole.
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$10.
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I need it!
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How about if I
give you an exclusive deal to
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rent the pull back on a
month-by-month no commitment contract?
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No!
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Now scat you lousy businessman!
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Iām trying to enjoy myself.
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Come on
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I'm not stopping you from
doing your job.
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This is my job.
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I need to buy something
or this whole expedition becomes a waste.
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I don't have anything
but this pole
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and I'm not selling it.
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What about your skin?
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I used to
be a tanner
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- and uh...
- My skin?
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- Are you out of your mind?
- I tell you I wonāt go home empty handed
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Then wait here a bit and Iāll
catch a fish to sell you.
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Well...
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All right.
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[singing]
I'm like a raindrop in a cloud.
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I'm a lonesome little
raindrop
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[whistles]
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helicopters of Ding Dong.
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I'm a lonesome little raindrop
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[whistles]
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Iās upān in the sky
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Okay, okay!
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Take my skin, just please stop singing!
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Finally!
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[laughs]
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[music]
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[singing]
Now, when youāre...
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cutting off a personās skin,
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You want to make sure your
knives are sharp.
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āCause nothing's worse than a
screaming man.
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Especially when your knives arenāt sharp
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They thrash about and ruin the skin.
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That's poorly cut, ācause your
knives arenāt sharp.
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So save yourself those awful
sounds by making sure your knives...
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are sharp.
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Thank you for the skin.
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Here is your $3.
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What?
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You said 10!
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Ah, there was a seven dollar
fee to remove it.
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Did I not mention that?
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That's outrageous.
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Love to discuss the particulars,
but I really must be off.
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Business, you know.
I'll have a receipt sent your way.
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Ta-ta!
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Well, how do you like that?
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At least I still have my
fishing pole.
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Whoa, Nelly!
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[grunts]
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This is a big one.
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Congratulations, Gutboy.
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While you were hunting in the
brine, hoping for a fish
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You caught
yourself a gorgeous bride
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who will make a much tastier dish.
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Oh, no, no, no, no way.
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I donāt need this trouble.
Back in you go.
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[grunts]
- Why are you trying to throw
me away, Gutboy?
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Don't you find me beautiful?
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Why...
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wonāt...
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you...
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go...
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back in?
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I find you beautiful, Gutboy.
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What are you, a witch?
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How are you so rock-solid in the air?
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You learn a lot of things on the ocean floor.
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Like how to please a man.
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[nervous laughter]
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Be that as it may
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I think itād be best if you
went back in the water
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or maybe went
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and checked into the hotel in town
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or something.
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Give me a kiss!
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I won't!
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Iād sooner kiss a hagfish!
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Give me a kiss and I'll...
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grant you a wish.
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What?
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You didnāt tell me you
could grant wishes.
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[lips smacking]
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[dramatic romantic music]
[wet kissing sounds]
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Now...
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What is your fondest wish?
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I want to marry beautiful Sophia
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the policeman's daughter.
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I see.
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Consider it done.
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Really?
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I could kiss you again!
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[romantic music]
[slurping, wet noises]
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GUTBOY: Ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Better be careful!
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Donāt let me wife catch you doing that!
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Youāre... married already?
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What?
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No, I mean, the
new wife you just got me, Sophia.
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You're married to
Sophia already.
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No! Wait, did you grant my
wish or not?
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Of course not!
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Not yet!
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This is gonna take a lot of hard work.
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Ugh! You said it was granted!
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Gutboy, your shape is
pleasing to a mermaid
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Gutboy, your shape is
pleasing to a mermaid
but policemanās daughters have extremely
narrow senses of beauty.
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but policemanās daughters have extremely
narrow senses of beauty.
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Get out of here!
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I don't talk to deceitful
mystical creatures!
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Itās something of a policy of mine.
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Kiss me once more for good luck.
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[frantic music]
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[smooching]
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Farewell, my love.
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I'm off to fetch your bride!
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Lousy mermaids, getting my
hopes up for some feelings.
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Itās so dumb
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Itās not gonna work.
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And I tried a lot of different ideas
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and none of them seem to pan out.
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[dramatic orchestral music]
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That's the way that
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That, uh...
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ah, my feet!
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I can't...
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I can't move as quickly as-
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Thatās the pole
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there, next to that bizarre monster!
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Lousy pole thief, thinking he can go
around stealing poles.
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Hey, wait a minute. What are
you doing?
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Hey, give me that back!
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This is my pole, I refuse to sell it to you!
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The monster says
it's his pole.
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My nameās written on it.
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Whatās the name on it?
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āGoot the fishermanā
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- Thatās my name!
- Thatās my name!
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And Iāve been calling you
āBestoā all these years.
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Donāt worry about it, Kug.
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It's clearly me!
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- Iām a fisherman!
- Stop obsctructing!
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Do either of our Goots have
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proof of identification?
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Of course!
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My fingerprints should match
the records.
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Itās clearly fish, I am mirror man!
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Ow!
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I'll just go over there to the...
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to the cabinet.
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Here we are, yes, all right.
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Er, Gunther, Gunter,
Galloway, Gingsburg, Goat!
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Woah!
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Yes!
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[gasps]
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It's a perfect match!
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Here you go, Goot.
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Hahaha!
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But is Fishman clearly me
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or [inaudible]
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Ow!
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Hey!
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Watch it Goot!
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You're not above the law!
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00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,575
[laughs]
266
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,163
Let me buy you a drink, boy.
267
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,372
Okay, sure.
268
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,292
You know in Mexico, they
don't let you buy
269
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,709
drinks if youāre wearing a skin.
270
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,795
Of course, drinks there only cost a quarter.
271
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,674
Ow...
272
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,384
Ow...
273
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,343
Merma-
274
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,803
Mermaid, come back.
275
00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:45,973
I want to change my wish!
276
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,016
I want...
277
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,767
Revenge!
278
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:04,825
[mellow music]
279
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,128
TOWN CLERK: Yeah, I am not nearly paid enough
280
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,506
for all of this walking around.
281
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,049
Oh, my feet...
282
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,261
Oh these early mornings are getting to me, Susie.
283
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,137
I just...
284
00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:28,223
I can't do it anymore.
It's just too much.
285
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,352
I havenāt been out that early since I had to...
286
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,354
plow the fields and plant the corn
287
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:37,107
but that's-that was all
behind me.
288
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,862
A couple more things and
then itās off to bed
289
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,530
for old Plop.
290
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,241
[laughs]
Thatās right, letās see...
291
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,826
[sighs]
292
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,787
Hello, Plop!
293
00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:55,543
Excuse my discomposure.
294
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,294
Uh, you startled me!
295
00:13:58,378 --> 00:13:59,463
Who is that?
296
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,590
I need a marriage license.
297
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,174
Well, that's splendid.
298
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,220
Why don't you come
out of the shadows
299
00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:07,221
Why don't you come
out of the shadows
so I can see the happy bride?
300
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,973
so I can see the happy bride?
301
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,723
No!
302
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,349
Oh!
303
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,475
Well, uh...
304
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,310
Uh...
305
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,728
Eloping!
306
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,273
Uh, well thatās alright, uh...
307
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,067
You canāt stop love, I say.
308
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:21,986
I wonāt tell your pappy.
309
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:22,778
[laughs]
310
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,405
Now, I need to know...
311
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,531
who you are so I can
312
00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:28,367
fill out the forms.
313
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,286
The marrying
parties are beautiful Sophia,
314
00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:33,330
and Gutboy
315
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,708
Now, I-I donāt think...
316
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,502
Kug the policeman would like that
317
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,419
very much.
318
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:39,420
very much.
Do you?
319
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,212
Do you?
320
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,714
Just do it!
321
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,006
Now, Sophia!
322
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:45,801
Come here.
Let's talk about this.
323
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,803
I never said...
324
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,262
I was Sophia
325
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,973
Oh my God! Itās...
326
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,602
[screams]
327
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,020
[grunts]
328
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,441
PLOP: How-how do I get out of here?
329
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,609
Er, window!
330
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,818
[grunting]
331
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,695
[Plop screaming]
332
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,076
Youāll write this marriage
certificate
333
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,329
Or Iāll drench your whole office in blood!
334
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,664
I canāt!
335
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:19,251
Itās no good without the brideās thumbprint!
336
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:20,961
Leave that to me, old man.
337
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,880
Just fill in the rest and notorize it!
338
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:24,673
Okay!
339
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,174
Okay, here!
340
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,885
Fill in the rest, but I-
341
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:28,885
I canāt
342
00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:28,886
I canāt
in good conscience...
343
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,429
in good conscience...
344
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,097
notarize the form!
345
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,600
[indiscernible dialogue]
[screaming]
346
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,102
[laughing]
[Plop screaming]
347
00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:49,156
How is your day today, Besto?
348
00:15:49,864 --> 00:15:50,699
Long.
349
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:54,078
Right.
350
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,163
I guess I'll just fold
351
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,163
- this up.
- Be careful with that.
352
00:15:57,372 --> 00:15:58,290
Thatās real peasant skin.
353
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,916
Of course...
354
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:03,754
[clears throat]
355
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,673
Sir.
356
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,550
[drums]
[dramatic music]
357
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,817
Release the Giants.
358
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,695
Release the Giants!
359
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,583
Very good.
360
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,044
My golden giants.
361
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,546
How was the
mining today?
362
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,130
Good, Master.
363
00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:48,298
What was the turnout?
364
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,718
17 pounds of iron,
365
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,511
3 of silver
366
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,388
and two pure nuggets of gold
367
00:16:55,388 --> 00:16:55,389
and two pure nuggets of gold
Splendid, splendid.
368
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,891
Splendid, splendid.
369
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:58,225
Uh,
370
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,268
Any accidents?
371
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,521
Two humans and a Great Dane
372
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,939
died in a mine collapse-
373
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:04,356
What?
374
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,149
- Oh boy.
- If you lose one more dog,
375
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,067
I will melt you down
376
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,652
and sell your bones
377
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,403
Enough!
378
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,446
Report over.
379
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,781
You may rise.
380
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:15,909
Now.
381
00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:17,702
Wrestle.
382
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,705
[intense drum beat]
383
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,765
[screaming]
384
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,021
[woman screaming]
385
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,077
[screaming]
386
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,157
[sighs]
387
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,078
Oh Sophia, it's been such a
very, very long day of
388
00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:48,413
upholding the law.
389
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,039
You work so hard, Papa.
390
00:20:51,999 --> 00:20:53,501
Let me rub your shoulders.
391
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,545
Ah...
392
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,839
Thatās nice.
393
00:20:59,006 --> 00:21:00,008
Sophia,
394
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,178
Will you sing me one of your
delicate little songs?
395
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,889
They put me into such a trance.
396
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,850
[whimsical music]
397
00:23:22,483 --> 00:23:26,153
Wait, how did that gun-wielding,
muscle-clad, pig-eyed
398
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,323
broken-nose of a policeman sire such a...
399
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,534
gorgeous daughter?
400
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,745
Well, thatās what he asked himself
401
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,123
15 years before.
402
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,874
Iām going to whip this island into shape!
403
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:40,335
Everywhere I look!
404
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,256
Thief!
405
00:23:47,049 --> 00:23:47,592
Ow!
406
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,009
Oh!
407
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:49,761
Murderers!
408
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:51,555
[crying]
No!
409
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,264
Ow!
410
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:52,973
Ow!
411
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,057
Ow!
412
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,979
Oh, what am I going to get
at the market today?
413
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:00,313
- Jaywalker!
- [screams]
414
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:01,898
WOMAN: [indiscernible dialogue]
415
00:24:02,147 --> 00:24:03,482
Oh!
416
00:24:03,732 --> 00:24:05,235
Well, it's not my first job
417
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,027
and it won't
be my last.
418
00:24:08,487 --> 00:24:09,697
Light on...
419
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,783
Yep, okay...
420
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,244
Unlicensed boat salesman!
421
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:15,537
Woah!
422
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:16,329
Woah!
423
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:17,456
Iām so scared...
424
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,623
This is scary, I...
425
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:19,875
[screaming in pain]
426
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,753
Well, at least you waited until
he signed the contract.
427
00:24:24,586 --> 00:24:28,175
This scumbag has been trying to sell
boats for 15 years.
428
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,883
Indeed.
429
00:24:29,883 --> 00:24:32,304
And whyās he remained unlicensed
this whole time?
430
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,264
Are you dumb or something?
431
00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:36,725
The last town clerk died two decades ago.
432
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,852
Who's gonna give
out the licenses?
433
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:39,978
Oh, Iām no dummy
434
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,938
But Iāve just arrived in town
435
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,565
My name is Besto, and Iām a...
436
00:24:44,356 --> 00:24:45,400
Fur Trader.
437
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,027
Oh, pleased to meet you.
438
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,194
What brings you to our island?
439
00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:51,156
Ah, professional squabbles.
440
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,948
I was deposited here by some colleagues
441
00:24:52,948 --> 00:24:55,118
who were uninterested in a certain...
442
00:24:55,534 --> 00:24:56,661
proposition of mine.
443
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:57,954
Nothing illegal, I assure you.
444
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:58,704
Hey!
445
00:24:58,704 --> 00:25:00,624
On this island, I'm the boss, yeah?
446
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,541
I'm the line you better not cross.
447
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,628
But when youāre on
the lawless sea, man
448
00:25:04,835 --> 00:25:06,503
what you do doesn't matter to me!
449
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:07,255
Oh!
450
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,298
Oh...
451
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,259
Well...
452
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,470
Arenāt you a vision?
453
00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:17,849
Well, you've found my little girl!
454
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:21,186
Thank you so much, Kug.
455
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,772
All in a day's work sir, and...
456
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:25,148
Miss.
457
00:25:25,981 --> 00:25:28,609
Oh, Annabelle, you donāt have to be scared.
458
00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:32,279
Thank the policeman for saving you, dear.
459
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,865
Oh, okay...
460
00:25:36,575 --> 00:25:37,536
Sheās shy
461
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:39,704
but thank you!
462
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:41,580
Such a beauty!
463
00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,544
Itās a shame she's already married.
464
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:46,294
Married?
465
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,878
Sheās the farmerās girl.
466
00:25:47,961 --> 00:25:50,757
I think that would make
her his daughter.
467
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,758
Daughter?
468
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,011
Or else you have very liberal
laws on this island.
469
00:25:55,219 --> 00:25:56,220
No, we donāt have that!
470
00:25:57,304 --> 00:25:59,306
I suppose it was his...
471
00:26:00,474 --> 00:26:01,350
- Daughter.
- Daughter.
472
00:26:03,352 --> 00:26:04,269
What's a daughter?
473
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,313
[bright, upbeat music]
474
00:26:05,604 --> 00:26:08,482
And then a baby crawls out from
between the woman's legs.
475
00:26:11,193 --> 00:26:11,944
Wait...
476
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,196
[bright, upbeat music]
477
00:26:14,446 --> 00:26:15,572
I still don't grasp what-
478
00:26:17,282 --> 00:26:18,410
You do it to me, then!
479
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,410
It wonāt work either way.
480
00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:22,706
You just donāt want me to have a daughter!
481
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:23,665
Preposterous.
482
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,915
Good day to you, sir.
483
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,585
Donāt walk away from this, Besto
484
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,210
Donāt walk away!
485
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,838
[dramatic music]
486
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,172
[steam whistling]
487
00:26:32,381 --> 00:26:33,883
My dear woman,
488
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,844
is it permissible that I
489
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,761
propagate a child into you?
490
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:38,930
Get lost!
491
00:26:39,513 --> 00:26:40,724
Sweet lady,
492
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,268
might I impose on you to allow a brief
493
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,184
impregnation?
494
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:45,270
Youāre disgusting!
495
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,022
[sighs]
496
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:47,897
WOMAN: Ugh!
497
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,565
Charming Miss,
498
00:26:49,565 --> 00:26:49,566
Charming Miss,
- Could I require-
- Why, Kug.
499
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,318
- Could I require-
- Why, Kug.
500
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,153
- What?
- How nice to see you again.
501
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,695
Hardly.
502
00:26:54,987 --> 00:26:58,491
Have you been propositioning
all the women at this Cafe?
503
00:26:58,865 --> 00:27:00,368
If you must call it that,
504
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:01,536
Yes.
505
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,246
I read about it in a book.
506
00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:04,956
Itās very proper.
507
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,581
Why, that's no way
to find a mate.
508
00:27:06,748 --> 00:27:08,418
Well, youāve certainly been little help.
509
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,794
Now watch this.
510
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,586
Hmm...
511
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:14,549
Oh, miss.
512
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:15,884
Thank you, Miss.
513
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,177
Say...
514
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,094
Youāre new here, aren't you?
515
00:27:19,094 --> 00:27:21,931
I thought I was getting off at
Waikiki, now Iām stuck.
516
00:27:22,055 --> 00:27:23,516
Oh, well that's amazing.
517
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,184
Why?
518
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,560
The exact same thing
happened to me.
519
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,729
You donāt say?
520
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,272
Now, don't think me too forward,
but I was thinking
521
00:27:30,272 --> 00:27:32,150
of attending the
market Masterās ball.
522
00:27:32,524 --> 00:27:33,360
And I was wondering-
523
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,153
Get to the point!
524
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,612
Whatās this got to do
with making daughters?
525
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:38,448
Ah!
526
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,575
Teach your friend some manners
why donātcha?
527
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:41,867
Maybe I should.
528
00:27:42,701 --> 00:27:43,578
But then...
529
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,288
Maybe...
530
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,332
I shouldnāt...
531
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,084
Kug,
532
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:50,543
I have a plan.
533
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,212
WHAT?
534
00:27:59,676 --> 00:28:00,845
Come on, ladies
535
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:01,763
you know the law.
536
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,472
Kug, you ugly old mango
537
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,600
What are you enforcing that old
poop for all of a sudden?
538
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,518
[Kug growls]
539
00:28:09,686 --> 00:28:11,772
Yes. Yes. Yes. That appears to
be all of them.
540
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,566
[clears throat]
541
00:28:13,774 --> 00:28:15,026
Very good, Kug.
542
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,986
Now, come back
at sunset in your best clothes.
543
00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:21,032
Ladies, ladies. I'm so sorry
544
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,283
Kug treated you so rudely
545
00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:26,287
[singing]
But there's one small favor I want
to ask of you.
546
00:28:26,578 --> 00:28:28,623
I promise compensation
547
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:30,083
riches, power too!
548
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:34,002
Itās not too tough if you ask my view
549
00:28:34,461 --> 00:28:37,799
but once the party
starts tonight,
550
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:39,674
ust cling to Kug
551
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:41,678
and hold him tight.
552
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:45,430
I promise you he will not fight.
553
00:28:45,639 --> 00:28:49,935
He wants a kid. He needs a kid.
554
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:50,979
[laughing rythmically]
555
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,481
No, no, no, no
556
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,899
love for a cop
557
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,900
who would lock us away
558
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,820
and chain us up!
559
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,695
Especially with such an ugly
560
00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:03,114
crop of hair.
561
00:29:03,573 --> 00:29:06,870
And no hygiene to speak of.
562
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,204
Ladies, wait!
563
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,498
You donāt understand.
564
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:12,374
Kug is really
565
00:29:12,374 --> 00:29:14,169
a powerful, man.
566
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:16,127
is really a powerful, man. He
could put you in positions
567
00:29:16,127 --> 00:29:18,173
of authority.
568
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,715
Or at least when
you're working, he could
569
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:20,717
Or at least when
you're working, he could
leave you be.
570
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,177
leave you be.
571
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,887
Itās out of the question.
572
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,555
No way, man!
573
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,348
Not for money, power, jewels
574
00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,474
a shop, or even land!
575
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,561
Why, I never met such
576
00:29:32,561 --> 00:29:32,562
Why, I never met such
an obstinate group of
violators of city ordinance
577
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:37,607
an obstinate group of
violators of city ordinance
578
00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:41,069
Isnāt there even one of you
579
00:29:41,069 --> 00:29:41,070
Isnāt there even one of you
whoās out just to make a buck or two?
580
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:44,656
whoās out just to make a buck or two?
581
00:29:46,199 --> 00:29:47,284
I'll do it.
582
00:29:48,326 --> 00:29:50,663
Porking me ain't easy
583
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,249
and diddling me aināt fine.
584
00:29:53,623 --> 00:29:55,960
But if he aims it right,
585
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:59,212
and shoots his coppers good,
586
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:02,175
Iāll squeeze him out a kid or two
587
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,803
that will look just like him.
588
00:30:05,093 --> 00:30:08,348
But I want lots of money
589
00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:11,309
And I aināt fake no
590
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,312
prim.
591
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:18,900
[chuckles]
592
00:30:19,691 --> 00:30:22,944
No, no, you certainly won't
fake any Prim.
593
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,240
[chuckles]
594
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,785
[evil laugh]
595
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,539
[thunderclap]
596
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:38,503
Sorry, man
597
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,880
but if you don't
meet the dress code,
598
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,423
I canāt let you onto the boat
599
00:30:43,673 --> 00:30:45,300
No, no, no what are you doing?
600
00:30:45,383 --> 00:30:46,636
Kug is our guest of honor.
601
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:49,013
Come on up, I love your hat!
602
00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:50,555
Tre dashing!
603
00:30:53,099 --> 00:30:54,559
Pig-licking dandy.
604
00:30:57,103 --> 00:30:59,274
BESTO: You ever been on a
yacht before, Kug?
605
00:30:59,357 --> 00:30:59,941
No.
606
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:01,983
Oh, it is absolutely the best.
607
00:31:02,525 --> 00:31:03,236
Drink up.
608
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,112
Oh, no.
609
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,821
It's against the law to drink
while Iām on duty.
610
00:31:07,113 --> 00:31:09,492
And I'm always on
duty.
611
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:10,535
Did you forget?
612
00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:12,370
Youāre on the sea now.
613
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,996
No laws out here.
614
00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:17,208
There's...
615
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,209
no...
616
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:20,169
lawless sea!
617
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:21,586
My God!
618
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:22,755
Hiyaa!
619
00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:23,713
I'm gonna be mayor!
620
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,008
Woah!
621
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,342
- Gimme, gimme that sash!
- Mr. Mayor
622
00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:27,675
I am so sorry!
623
00:31:27,675 --> 00:31:27,677
I am so sorry!
Kug, get off!
624
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:28,428
Kug, get off!
625
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:29,387
What were you thinking?
626
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,679
Oh, quite all right, Besto.
627
00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:33,556
I'm still
young and popping!
628
00:31:33,556 --> 00:31:33,558
I'm still
young and popping!
I can stand a tackling every now and then!
629
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,894
I can stand a tackling every now and then!
630
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,603
Hope to administer a couple of
tackles tonight myself
631
00:31:38,603 --> 00:31:40,148
If you catch my drift
632
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,065
[laughs]
633
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:44,359
Say, uh, when-when were you
planning on leasing the, uh...
634
00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:45,194
[laughs]
635
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,487
You know...
636
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,572
Yes, yes, Kug and I were just on our way to
637
00:31:49,572 --> 00:31:50,532
do that.
638
00:31:50,824 --> 00:31:51,409
Huh?
639
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,077
Your daughter lies this way,
640
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:53,910
old friend.
641
00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:58,541
Ladies, I am pleased to
announce that you are free
642
00:31:58,541 --> 00:31:59,290
[women chatting]
643
00:31:59,290 --> 00:32:01,085
Please enjoy the party upstairs.
644
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,877
I think Iād have more in jail.
645
00:32:03,211 --> 00:32:04,462
You're free to
stay and watch.
646
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:05,632
All right, all right!
647
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,299
Iām moving on!
648
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,677
Good luck, Kug.
649
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:11,804
[laughs]
650
00:32:16,683 --> 00:32:17,936
You heard the man.
651
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,270
Go enjoy the party!
652
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,355
A whole party?
653
00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:22,857
I aināt enjoying no such thing.
654
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,192
Why you...
655
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,109
Kug it's okay!
656
00:32:25,316 --> 00:32:26,444
Sheās here to help you
657
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,071
with your situation.
658
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,153
Your daughter...
659
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,031
Uh, situation.
660
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:30,990
Donāt worry
661
00:32:31,573 --> 00:32:33,076
You'll figure it out, she's
quite accomplished.
662
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:33,741
Okay, bye now!
663
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,957
So, you're...
664
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:39,874
Here we go!
665
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:40,375
[Kug screams]
666
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:44,462
[Kubble groaning]
667
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:47,757
[coughs]
668
00:32:49,007 --> 00:32:49,801
Is it a girl?
669
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,094
No...
670
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:52,595
Itās a ...
671
00:32:53,261 --> 00:32:54,347
Besto!
672
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:57,141
It's a frog thing!
673
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:59,017
Of course it's a frog thing.
674
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,269
This was your first try.
675
00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,270
You canāt expect to get it right immediatley.
676
00:33:02,270 --> 00:33:03,106
Do it again.
677
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,814
KUBBLE: Come here you nasty old buffalo.
678
00:33:06,149 --> 00:33:07,735
[Kubble muttering]
679
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,027
Besto!
680
00:33:09,569 --> 00:33:11,362
No, no, no. Do it again.
681
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,324
- KUBBLE: Oh, oh oh.
- BESTO: Iāll just put this over here.
682
00:33:15,366 --> 00:33:17,201
Can anyone else do anything right?
683
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,162
[Kubble groaning]
684
00:33:19,495 --> 00:33:20,496
KUBBLE: How many more?
685
00:33:22,707 --> 00:33:23,459
BESTO: Frog thing
686
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:24,876
again.
687
00:33:25,918 --> 00:33:26,337
Oh...
688
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,506
KUBBLE: Oi, oi, oi, oi.
689
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,424
BESTO: No.
690
00:33:30,923 --> 00:33:31,676
KUBBLE: Get out of there!
691
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,260
BESTO: Wrong!
692
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,219
Is it a girl yet?
693
00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,010
BESTO: Frog thing!
694
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:34,846
[Kubble muttering]
695
00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:35,388
Oh!
696
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,306
[Kubble shuddering in pain]
697
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:40,935
BESTO: Incorrect.
698
00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:41,894
[Kubble groans]
699
00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:43,438
Besto!
700
00:33:43,603 --> 00:33:45,563
Another frog thing.
701
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:46,524
KUBBLE: Oh no...
702
00:33:46,689 --> 00:33:48,274
Kubbleās just about kaput.
703
00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:50,028
It's too much.
704
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,071
You gotta pay me
more for this, this is...
705
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,696
hurting me long-term.
706
00:33:54,155 --> 00:33:55,783
You promised me a daughter!
707
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:56,657
All right
708
00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:57,577
listen, you two...
709
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,578
just keep at it.
710
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:00,413
Iāve got a plan.
711
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,291
[sweeping orchestral music]
712
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,376
[Besto whistling]
713
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,347
Yes, crops are bad this year
714
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:21,057
And you with that extra mouth to feed.
715
00:34:21,557 --> 00:34:25,271
Oh, things aren't looking
good for old Plop.
716
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:27,688
No. No, they aren't.
717
00:34:27,772 --> 00:34:30,483
If only you had a job that
didn't depend on the weather.
718
00:34:31,067 --> 00:34:31,819
Say...
719
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,528
I'm a good friend of the mayor.
720
00:34:33,528 --> 00:34:33,529
I'm a good friend of the mayor.
How would you like to be the
new town clerk?
721
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:36,032
How would you like to be the
new town clerk?
722
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:37,575
What? Me?
723
00:34:38,783 --> 00:34:40,912
But I can hardly read!
724
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,413
It's no matter.
725
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:44,831
I just need one little thing.
726
00:34:44,831 --> 00:34:46,626
and I promise I could do
this operation
727
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:47,792
with a minimum of pain
728
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,837
Iāve had the notion for quite some time.
729
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,757
[upbeat sweeping music]
730
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,387
[Besto whistling]
731
00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:13,609
I've got it!
732
00:35:16,946 --> 00:35:17,572
Ah.
733
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,659
[snoring]
734
00:35:27,665 --> 00:35:28,291
BESTO: Haha.
735
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,210
Oh...
736
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:30,670
[laughs]
737
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:33,631
Ah...
738
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,133
Hmmm...
739
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:36,509
Hmmm?
740
00:35:38,342 --> 00:35:39,302
Maybe I can just put the...
741
00:35:40,678 --> 00:35:41,305
Well!
742
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:42,598
Maybe she'll grow into it.
743
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:43,850
Wake up you happy pappy!
744
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:44,348
Huh?
745
00:35:44,348 --> 00:35:45,518
May I present...
746
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:46,934
your daughter.
747
00:35:48,269 --> 00:35:48,771
Kubble!
748
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:50,523
Kubble, wake up!
749
00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:52,024
It's a miracle!
750
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:54,694
[Kug gleefully laughing]
751
00:35:55,943 --> 00:35:57,780
Now I have a daughter of my own!
752
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,907
Oh, Besto, youāre the bestfriend
753
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:01,365
I could have ever hoped for!
754
00:36:01,824 --> 00:36:02,660
Oh...
755
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,201
She found her own way out, did she?
756
00:36:05,369 --> 00:36:07,123
Well I still want my money,
757
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:08,624
Besto.
758
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,875
Of course, dear Kubble.
759
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,419
I happen to know of a rather
large farm
760
00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:13,421
I happen to know of a rather
large farm
that I believe the town records
will indicate is in your name.
761
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,549
that I believe the town records
will indicate is in your name.
762
00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:17,592
Pays me in dirt?
763
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:18,507
Ugh...
764
00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:19,594
How do you like that?
765
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,678
Now everything will be good forever!
766
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,432
I will call you...
767
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,307
Sophia.
768
00:36:28,059 --> 00:36:30,396
GUTGIRL: But all was not good forever...
769
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:33,731
for after 15 years festering
770
00:36:33,731 --> 00:36:35,610
on the ocean floor...
771
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,571
Plopās daughter has risen as...
772
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:40,321
Gutgirl!
773
00:36:40,321 --> 00:36:40,323
Gutgirl!
And is now trudging towards Sophia
774
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,742
And is now trudging towards Sophia
775
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,701
to force her into permanent matrimony
776
00:36:45,701 --> 00:36:46,704
with her love...
777
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,415
the bizarre monster...
778
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,374
Gutboy!
779
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:07,558
[thud]
780
00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:19,862
[heavy slam]
- [screams]
781
00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:20,529
[intense music]
782
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,238
Beautiful Sophia,
783
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:24,659
15 years ago,
784
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,118
you stole my skin
785
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,327
Now my one true love
has fallen in love with it
786
00:37:28,327 --> 00:37:28,329
Now my one true love
has fallen in love with it
and I need it back!
787
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,453
and I need it back!
788
00:37:29,453 --> 00:37:29,455
and I need it back!
I donāt know what you're talking
about, you crazy monster!
789
00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:31,832
I donāt know what you're talking
about, you crazy monster!
790
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,042
Quiet!
791
00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:34,835
If you donāt give me my skin back,
792
00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:36,337
Iāll drown us all in blood!
793
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:37,378
so help me I will,
794
00:37:37,378 --> 00:37:39,338
I know how to breathe underwater!
795
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,633
SOPHIA: Okay, wait!
796
00:37:41,674 --> 00:37:42,927
Give me a chance, at least
797
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,261
I-I don't think I ever stole your skin
798
00:37:45,261 --> 00:37:47,139
but if I did, I certainly
didn't mean to
799
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,140
Be fair.
800
00:37:48,347 --> 00:37:49,850
I will trade you my skin
801
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:51,684
for the answer to a riddle.
802
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,187
[dramatic piano music]
803
00:37:54,353 --> 00:37:55,273
Very well.
804
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:56,983
Okay.
805
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:57,650
Um...
806
00:37:58,190 --> 00:37:59,191
Okay. Hold on, okay.
807
00:38:01,193 --> 00:38:03,823
I've just begun trying to utter
my name
808
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,074
and if I cannot then
itās you thatās to blame.
809
00:38:07,616 --> 00:38:11,537
submerged in dark waters,
I see, hear and smell.
810
00:38:11,829 --> 00:38:14,248
allowing abstraction in
you do I dwell.
811
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:15,876
What am I?
812
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,503
[intense music]
813
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,925
[intense drum beat]
814
00:39:15,935 --> 00:39:16,769
My brain,
815
00:39:17,937 --> 00:39:18,354
yes,
816
00:39:19,355 --> 00:39:20,272
very well.
817
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,409
[Gutgirl laughing maniacally]
818
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:35,081
[Gutgirl laughing maniacally]
819
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,387
[Sophia crying]
820
00:39:53,931 --> 00:39:56,225
Now, to sign the marriage
contract.
821
00:39:56,934 --> 00:39:59,230
So long, beautiful Sophia.
822
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,981
I'm off to claim my groom.
823
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:01,816
Wait!
824
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,274
What?
825
00:40:02,648 --> 00:40:04,527
I said Iād trade you my skin
826
00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:06,153
for the answer to my riddle.
827
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,447
The answer to my riddle was your brain!
828
00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:09,697
Give me your brain!
829
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:10,616
[grunts]
830
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,118
[screaming, grunting]
831
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,536
[Gutgirl groans]
832
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,205
[grunts]
833
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:18,165
[Sophia wailing]
834
00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:27,174
[upbeat techno music]
835
00:40:32,928 --> 00:40:35,472
Well, that worked out better
than I could have hoped.
836
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:36,934
NO!!
837
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:39,228
[screaming]
838
00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:48,737
[Screaming]
839
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,621
[retches]
840
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:58,497
Whoa...
841
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,166
What am I now?I
842
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:02,960
Such a mix of memories and powers
843
00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,045
but I feel completely new and...
844
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,587
so refreshed!
845
00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,215
[retching]
846
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,633
[retches]
847
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:10,551
Hmmm...
848
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,469
Well, they are married now I suppose.
849
00:41:15,095 --> 00:41:16,763
I had better go warn Gutboy.
850
00:41:19,558 --> 00:41:20,352
Gutboy
851
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,769
Get up! You're in a pickle!
852
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,190
[Gutboy groans]
853
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:25,983
My head hurts.
854
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,109
Yeah, it's bleeding.
855
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:28,277
What?
856
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:29,904
Oh, right.
857
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:30,777
So,
858
00:41:30,777 --> 00:41:33,491
the good news is, you're
married to Sophia!
859
00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:35,282
Really? Thatās wonderful
860
00:41:35,616 --> 00:41:36,285
Really?
861
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:37,786
Well sorta.
862
00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:41,121
It's more accurate to say that a
chimera of Gutgirl and Sophia
863
00:41:41,121 --> 00:41:42,917
with the skin Sophia had been wearing for so long
864
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:45,959
has and may enforce a license of marriage.
865
00:41:46,168 --> 00:41:47,129
Okay.
866
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:48,756
Wait, arenāt you Gutgirl?
867
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:49,715
I was.
868
00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:51,634
I was Gutgirl and I was Sophia
869
00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:53,467
We kind of got mixed up.
There was a brain swap.
870
00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:55,387
You can call me...
871
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,890
Sophieguts Prettybutts.
872
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:00,515
I think itās accurate enough, donāt you?
873
00:42:01,725 --> 00:42:02,269
Anyway,
874
00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:04,104
she's the one with the thumb prints.
875
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:04,811
Oh.
876
00:42:04,811 --> 00:42:04,813
Oh.
I donāt think itās quite fair to
call her Sophia, though.
877
00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:07,564
I donāt think itās quite fair to
call her Sophia, though.
878
00:42:07,564 --> 00:42:07,566
I donāt think itās quite fair to
call her Sophia, though.
So Iāll call her Skingirl!
879
00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:09,485
So Iāll call her Skingirl!
880
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,403
I say she'll enforce
the contract because
881
00:42:11,652 --> 00:42:13,781
All of my old obsession with you is gone.
882
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,364
So it must have ended up in her.
883
00:42:15,447 --> 00:42:18,700
along with my anger, evil
daddy issues,
884
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:18,702
along with my anger, evil
daddy issues,
And overwhelming sexual mania.
885
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,535
And overwhelming sexual mania.
886
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,373
Oh...
887
00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:22,915
Yeah,
888
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,458
I can still play piano, though
889
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:25,834
which is pretty cool
890
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:26,919
Neat!
891
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:30,671
I would apologize, but most of
the guilty parts ended up in her
892
00:42:30,671 --> 00:42:33,008
but the more evil she is,
893
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,549
the more I pity you,
894
00:42:34,549 --> 00:42:34,552
the more I pity you,
even if I'm not guilty.
895
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,178
even if I'm not guilty.
896
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:36,971
So.
897
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:37,888
I thought...
898
00:42:38,595 --> 00:42:41,183
I could offer you another
wish to make up for it.
899
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,352
Really?
900
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:44,228
I could...
901
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:46,103
nullify the marriage contract.
902
00:42:46,144 --> 00:42:46,981
Or...
903
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:48,232
whisk you away to France!
904
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:48,983
- Or...
- No!
905
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:49,984
Nuts to love!
906
00:42:50,065 --> 00:42:52,152
You missed it, but these guys all came and
stole my fishing pole!
907
00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:53,902
I want revenge!
908
00:42:53,902 --> 00:42:54,780
Perfect!
909
00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:56,574
Who are the fiends?
910
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,199
Plop the clerk,
911
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:58,532
Kug the policeman,
912
00:42:58,699 --> 00:42:59,577
and most of all,
913
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,370
Besto the capitalist.
914
00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:02,869
Consider it done.
915
00:43:04,287 --> 00:43:04,832
Hold on there!
916
00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:05,833
I don't want you...
917
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,166
draining spleens or whatever your
918
00:43:08,166 --> 00:43:09,795
weirdo idea of revenege is.
919
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:10,713
Fair enough.
920
00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:12,087
What do you propose?
921
00:43:12,087 --> 00:43:12,965
I'm coming with you.
922
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,840
First, weāre going to Plopās house.
923
00:43:15,048 --> 00:43:16,760
He should be having this
midnight tea now.
924
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:19,428
And I want to fish it.
925
00:43:22,222 --> 00:43:22,766
What?
926
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,059
Put a fish...
927
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,350
in his teapot.
928
00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,020
But...
929
00:43:26,685 --> 00:43:27,187
Hold on.
930
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,565
Where can we get a
fish at this hour?
931
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,106
You forgot.
932
00:43:31,106 --> 00:43:33,275
I used to be a fisherman.
933
00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:35,446
[laughs]
934
00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:46,790
Woah!
935
00:43:46,997 --> 00:43:48,542
You two? The new servants?
936
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,543
The host is getting stranger and
stranger taste these days.
937
00:43:52,502 --> 00:43:53,464
Indeed.
938
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,921
Well, take him his tea.
939
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,218
[upbeat rock music]
940
00:44:54,022 --> 00:44:54,689
Perfect.
941
00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:57,403
[Plop groaning]
942
00:44:57,692 --> 00:44:58,278
GUTBOY: Plop?
943
00:44:58,278 --> 00:44:58,821
Oh!
944
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:00,155
We brought you your tea!
945
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,738
But itās impossible!
946
00:45:03,073 --> 00:45:04,410
Back from the grave?
947
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:05,035
Ooo!
948
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:08,122
Finally come for me!
949
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:08,914
GUTBOY: That's...
950
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,624
a downer.
951
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,919
[Plops moaning in fear]
952
00:45:15,752 --> 00:45:17,504
- Letās go to Bestoās
- Letās go to Bestoās
953
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,091
[zany upbeat music]
954
00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:22,761
[Singing]
Poppy, poppy, Pappy!
955
00:45:23,051 --> 00:45:24,722
Please eat my pill!
956
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:28,306
You can play policeman if that
eases how you feel.
957
00:45:28,598 --> 00:45:30,436
but Pappy or policemen,
958
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,477
you have to help if first I still
959
00:45:32,477 --> 00:45:36,189
I promised I can wed my lover, he
will only yield.
960
00:45:38,566 --> 00:45:40,944
I know he'll try to weasel
that, I know
961
00:45:40,946 --> 00:45:41,822
heāll try and run!
962
00:45:41,945 --> 00:45:43,907
And that slutty, skanky, skinless girl
963
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,615
wrongly gets all in the fun.
964
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,619
You have to help me stop them!
965
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,413
So that we can become one!
966
00:45:49,619 --> 00:45:50,831
You could knock him out
967
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,373
or tie him up, or
scare him with your gun!
968
00:45:57,544 --> 00:45:59,757
but I need your help convincing him
969
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,923
[indiscernible]
970
00:46:02,173 --> 00:46:04,676
and freshen up and
clear your meaty head.
971
00:46:04,678 --> 00:46:06,221
[indiscernible]
972
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:08,432
Oh that you inspire dread!
973
00:46:08,471 --> 00:46:10,473
Oh, I sit out the quickest
route to
974
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,060
[indiscernible]
975
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:13,979
[screaming]
976
00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:22,863
Good lord.
977
00:46:23,570 --> 00:46:25,449
I know that scream.
978
00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:27,991
Kug will be awake soon,
we better be quick.
979
00:46:28,616 --> 00:46:30,702
Okay, but keep quiet.
980
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:32,831
- Shh!
- Okay!
981
00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:33,624
Jeez!
982
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:35,459
Uhhh...
983
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,002
Uhhh...
984
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:38,545
[grunts]
985
00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:40,130
Well, I'm out of ideas.
986
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:42,005
I know a secret way in!
987
00:46:44,924 --> 00:46:45,844
Howād you know that?
988
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,555
Itās from beautiful Sophiaās brain.
989
00:46:48,845 --> 00:46:51,514
But how would Sophia know a secret
entrance to Bestoās house?
990
00:46:51,806 --> 00:46:53,477
It doesn't make any sense.
991
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,267
Gutboy!
992
00:46:56,478 --> 00:46:57,020
Whoop!
993
00:46:58,688 --> 00:47:00,356
Royal blue.
994
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,444
Whooaaa
995
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:32,307
SOPHIEGUTS: [whispering] Gutboy...
996
00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:33,681
What-I wasnāt doing anything!
997
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,143
Great revenege idea!
998
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:36,895
Ooh, right!
999
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:37,813
Look...
1000
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:42,359
Besto uses this huge hammer to crack
his workerās skulls for breakfast.
1001
00:47:42,565 --> 00:47:44,319
He eats brains.
1002
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:45,068
Ech!
1003
00:47:45,276 --> 00:47:46,697
He should be asleep right now
1004
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,322
in that huge fancy bed of his.
1005
00:47:49,781 --> 00:47:51,785
We can sneak into his bedroom,
1006
00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:53,785
raise that hammer and give him
1007
00:47:53,785 --> 00:47:55,828
a serious Bonk in the face.
1008
00:47:56,788 --> 00:47:57,372
Gutboy?
1009
00:47:57,499 --> 00:47:59,585
[Gutboy grunting]
1010
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,377
That's a pretty good idea.
1011
00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:05,007
But Iāve got one thatās way better!
1012
00:48:06,089 --> 00:48:07,674
Let's drink all his wine!
1013
00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:09,511
Rhinocerai
1014
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,721
and elephants
1015
00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:12,095
love to do...
1016
00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:13,682
the wine-o dance.
1017
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:14,766
[Sophieguts laughing]
1018
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,018
Woo!
1019
00:48:16,558 --> 00:48:18,770
Cuttlefish and swordfish too
1020
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,312
do the wine-o bugaloo
1021
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:22,316
[Sophieguts laughing]
1022
00:48:24,107 --> 00:48:26,570
Champagne is great with pretty girls
1023
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,279
but dancingās best with animals.
1024
00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:31,074
Woohoo!
1025
00:48:33,283 --> 00:48:34,367
Oh lordy!
1026
00:48:34,742 --> 00:48:36,204
How are we going to drink all this wine?
1027
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,498
One bottle at a time.
1028
00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:40,123
Ha! No way!
1029
00:48:40,248 --> 00:48:42,002
Thatāll take us a hundred years.
1030
00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:43,712
No it wonāt.
1031
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,006
Watch.
1032
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,133
[gulping loudly]
1033
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,678
Oh...
1034
00:48:52,302 --> 00:48:54,220
maybe not such a good idea.
1035
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,017
[loud banging]
1036
00:48:57,851 --> 00:48:58,644
Oh man!
1037
00:48:58,644 --> 00:48:59,519
Itās Besto!
1038
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:00,812
Quick! Hide the bottles!
1039
00:49:03,104 --> 00:49:04,524
I'm not going to hide the bottles!
1040
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,360
I want him to see!
1041
00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:09,655
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
1042
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:11,990
We gotta put-we gotta put
all these bottles under this rug.
1043
00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:13,617
Ugh, what is this rug made out of?
1044
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,496
Letās show Besto.
1045
00:49:18,786 --> 00:49:19,998
I'm proud of what we did.
1046
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:20,749
Besto!
1047
00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:22,668
You are a garbage man-
1048
00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:24,503
What-
1049
00:49:25,084 --> 00:49:26,380
Intruders.
1050
00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:28,131
One second.
1051
00:49:33,342 --> 00:49:34,552
GUTBOY: Oh my god, theyāre huge.
1052
00:49:35,678 --> 00:49:36,763
Oh. Idea!
1053
00:49:39,057 --> 00:49:39,977
Intruders?
1054
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:40,936
Where?
1055
00:49:41,436 --> 00:49:42,312
You.
1056
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:44,314
You aren't Intruders?
1057
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:45,315
What, us?
1058
00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:46,316
[laughs]
1059
00:49:49,776 --> 00:49:51,154
Who are you, then?
1060
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:52,531
Why...
1061
00:49:53,279 --> 00:49:56,282
We're Bestoās wine disposal technicians..
1062
00:49:57,283 --> 00:49:58,203
Yeah, that!
1063
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,831
Oh, our mistake.
1064
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:04,290
Well, we'll let you get back to your work.
1065
00:50:04,457 --> 00:50:05,377
Wait! Um...
1066
00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:07,376
There's a way too much wine.
1067
00:50:07,376 --> 00:50:08,880
If we canāt get rid of it all,
1068
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,215
Besto will chop us up.
1069
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:12,926
He is such a mean, man.
1070
00:50:13,549 --> 00:50:15,804
But what's that got to do with us?
1071
00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:17,764
I'm hereby deputizing you two
1072
00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:20,181
to help us drink all of the wine in the cellar.
1073
00:50:20,681 --> 00:50:23,267
Oh, I don't know.
1074
00:50:23,267 --> 00:50:25,480
I've never drank wine before.
1075
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,022
I'm not sure I could do it right.
1076
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,943
Thatās crazy!
1077
00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,029
Come here, Iāll show you!
1078
00:50:36,489 --> 00:50:37,159
Now,
1079
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,036
this wine...
1080
00:50:39,909 --> 00:50:40,829
Drinking it, uh...
1081
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,039
Is really easy,
1082
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,704
Just, uh...
1083
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:44,416
do...
1084
00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:46,626
like...
1085
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:48,000
this.
1086
00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:51,256
[loud gulping]
1087
00:50:53,258 --> 00:50:54,301
[laughing]
1088
00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:56,970
Wha!
1089
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,805
Hold on, hold on,
thereās more, thereās more.
1090
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:00,932
[grunts]
1091
00:51:01,472 --> 00:51:02,306
Now, you try.
1092
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:07,355
Do like this?
1093
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,732
SOPHIEGUTS: You got it!
1094
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,692
[dramatic music]
1095
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:18,825
Oh...
1096
00:51:19,367 --> 00:51:22,287
I think I like wine.
1097
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,500
[laughing]
1098
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:32,214
[laughing louder]
1099
00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,479
[lupbeat music]
1100
00:51:49,186 --> 00:51:51,188
[Singing]
You think youāre looking so good.
1101
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:54,859
And I'm thinking you're right.
1102
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,448
āCause when weāre together,
I get bothered and hot!
1103
00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:02,202
Iām like a fire burning straight
through the night!
1104
00:52:03,284 --> 00:52:05,369
You know I'm different with you
1105
00:52:06,495 --> 00:52:09,415
the pedalās heavier when I drive
1106
00:52:10,082 --> 00:52:13,296
I feel you take me over and I
lose control
1107
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:16,380
and I finally feel like I am alive!
1108
00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:18,510
I can do anything!
1109
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,345
āCause you make me whole!
1110
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:22,013
I can do anything!
1111
00:52:22,303 --> 00:52:23,890
It never takes a toll!
1112
00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:25,517
I can do anything!
1113
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,016
I wanna lose, lose,
1114
00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:28,812
lose control!
1115
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:34,484
I wanna mess with everybody,
donāt care who I offend.
1116
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:36,653
I wanna play hide-and-seek
1117
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:38,113
and I wanna pretend
1118
00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:40,323
that I will always be this crazy
1119
00:52:40,323 --> 00:52:43,618
and this night will never end.
1120
00:52:45,203 --> 00:52:47,372
I wanna scream, scream, scream
1121
00:52:47,372 --> 00:52:48,790
ātil the sun comes up.
1122
00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,834
I wanna sing, sing, sing
1123
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:52,252
ātil my lungs blow up.
1124
00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:54,588
I wanna squeeze you
1125
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:57,549
tight and never let you go
1126
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,760
I wanna lose control.
1127
00:53:04,095 --> 00:53:05,930
Oh, baby, can I complete?
1128
00:53:07,681 --> 00:53:09,767
I kept the secret so long.
1129
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,397
Just when I thought I love you
1130
00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:13,857
everyday ātil I die
1131
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,194
Why you gotta go and prove me wrong?
1132
00:53:17,485 --> 00:53:19,404
It seems impossible
1133
00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:21,198
the way to touch my soul.
1134
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,616
But itās unstoppable!
1135
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,659
Falling down your rabbit hole.
1136
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,286
Am I an obstacle?
1137
00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:29,664
Oh will you let me lose control?
1138
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,793
I wanna mess with everybody
1139
00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:35,212
donāt care who I offend.
1140
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,339
I wanna play hide-and-seek
1141
00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:38,798
and I wanna pretend
1142
00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:41,092
That I will always feel this crazy
1143
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:43,470
and this night will never end.
1144
00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,225
I wanna scream, scream, scream
1145
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,643
ātil the sun comes up.
1146
00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:51,686
I wanna sing, sing, sing
1147
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,104
ātil my lungs blow up.
1148
00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:55,440
I wanna squeeze you
1149
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,401
tight and never let you go
1150
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,696
I Wanna Lose Control.
1151
00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:05,116
I Wanna Lose Control.
1152
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,869
Oh boy.
What a crazy night.
1153
00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:18,171
Hey, Sophieguts
1154
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:19,339
Wake up.
1155
00:54:19,547 --> 00:54:20,715
[groaning]
1156
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,431
[mumbling]
If he wants to marry my daughter,
Iāll give him a daughter...
1157
00:54:29,597 --> 00:54:30,809
Gutboy!
1158
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:32,644
Keep it down!
1159
00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:35,188
- Come here, you.
- Woah, woah, wait, wait!
1160
00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:35,647
Wait, wait, wait!
1161
00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:36,231
Ow!
1162
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:37,148
Oh.
1163
00:54:37,357 --> 00:54:37,941
That kind of helps.
1164
00:54:38,024 --> 00:54:39,734
You have to
marry my daughter.
1165
00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:40,482
Called it.
1166
00:54:40,566 --> 00:54:41,695
I don't want to.
1167
00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:43,777
I don't know
what you did to her
1168
00:54:43,986 --> 00:54:45,240
But sheās not the same.
1169
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,117
She's become a
much worse singer
1170
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,282
for one.
1171
00:54:48,282 --> 00:54:49,577
I never touched your daughter!
1172
00:54:49,869 --> 00:54:51,454
Then, how do you explain...
1173
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,747
this?
1174
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:54,457
Uh...
1175
00:54:54,580 --> 00:54:55,497
conspiracy?
1176
00:54:56,498 --> 00:54:57,836
Yeah, conspiracy.
1177
00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,209
You stay out of this, you!
1178
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:01,881
Oh!
1179
00:55:02,212 --> 00:55:03,550
What happened here?
1180
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:04,134
Party.
1181
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:05,593
Yeah, we were going to invite you
1182
00:55:05,593 --> 00:55:06,636
but you were asleep.
1183
00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:07,637
that's...
1184
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,347
that's Joe's head bone!
1185
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,141
You...
1186
00:55:12,014 --> 00:55:13,727
Need to go to prison!
1187
00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:14,933
Come on, Gutoy
1188
00:55:14,933 --> 00:55:14,936
Come on, Gutoy
weāre taking a ride on my new yacht.
1189
00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:17,061
weāre taking a ride on my new yacht.
1190
00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:18,231
I donāt really want to go to prison.
1191
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:19,524
[Gutboy grunts]
1192
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:20,400
Hold on!
1193
00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:21,276
Sophie!
1194
00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:22,110
Wait!
1195
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,153
Take me too!
1196
00:55:23,275 --> 00:55:24,362
I cannibilized too!
1197
00:55:24,779 --> 00:55:26,823
But we're supposed to
get revenge on him!
1198
00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:30,160
Hang on, Gutboy
1199
00:55:30,535 --> 00:55:31,953
Iāve got an idea!
1200
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,204
GUTBOY: Okay, bye!
1201
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,539
I hope you save me!
1202
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:36,708
Woah, woah, woah!
1203
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:37,834
[grunts]
1204
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:39,085
Ah, man!
1205
00:55:39,252 --> 00:55:40,295
Now Iām in jail!
1206
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:42,505
Hi there!
1207
00:55:43,087 --> 00:55:44,090
You stay away from me, you...
1208
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:45,383
banana head!
1209
00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,177
Well I donāt know if the
other one told you,
1210
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,928
but I got quite a few of her powers!
1211
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:50,513
Woah!
1212
00:55:50,761 --> 00:55:52,390
Now come here and admire me
1213
00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:54,017
before I break your spine!
1214
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:55,477
I won't!
1215
00:55:55,935 --> 00:55:57,479
[laughs]
1216
00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:00,231
[laughing continues]
[dramatic music]
1217
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,567
Woah, woah, woah!
1218
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,444
Uh oh.
1219
00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:08,198
You got...
1220
00:56:08,946 --> 00:56:09,488
my dress...
1221
00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,534
BLOODY!
1222
00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:14,704
[laughing continues]
[dramatic music]
1223
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,418
Stand over there!
1224
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,128
To the left!
1225
00:56:22,918 --> 00:56:24,214
Stop slouching!
1226
00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:26,549
Now, ask me how
my day was.
1227
00:56:28,006 --> 00:56:29,135
How was your day?
1228
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:31,093
Awful! You ruined my dress!
1229
00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:32,514
[groans]
1230
00:56:33,095 --> 00:56:34,182
All right, you two.
1231
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,768
Itās wedding time.
1232
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:38,186
[bell chimes]
1233
00:56:39,685 --> 00:56:42,771
Dearly beloved,
1234
00:56:43,272 --> 00:56:44,192
we are...
1235
00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:45,902
gay-hered
1236
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:47,404
here...
1237
00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:49,322
today...
1238
00:56:49,987 --> 00:56:50,907
GUTBOY: Sophieguts!
1239
00:56:51,324 --> 00:56:52,075
- Quiet!
- Ow!
1240
00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,828
Dare-ley
1241
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:55,829
bee-loved...
1242
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,163
we are...
1243
00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:58,498
gat-turd...
1244
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,583
her today...
1245
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,293
to bend...
1246
00:57:03,044 --> 00:57:03,711
in...
1247
00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:05,169
holly...
1248
00:57:05,169 --> 00:57:05,171
holly...
M-matro-
1249
00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:07,296
M-matro-
1250
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,217
mae-tro-mo...
1251
00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:09,968
We're on the deck!
1252
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,845
Youāre making
this very hard.
1253
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,302
Uh, I didnāt mean to.
1254
00:57:13,302 --> 00:57:14,097
All right!
1255
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,391
because I'm ship captain...
1256
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:17,556
I make you marry!
1257
00:57:18,223 --> 00:57:19,016
Now kiss!
1258
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:19,978
[Gutboy gasps]
1259
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:24,691
[epic music]
1260
00:57:24,899 --> 00:57:26,192
There they are!
1261
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,069
Skingirl...
1262
00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:29,654
get off him!
1263
00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:34,909
Wha-what...
1264
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,494
the Hell...
1265
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:39,664
Hiyaa!
1266
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:42,041
Gutboy!
1267
00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:46,796
Gutboy!
1268
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,048
[groaning, grunting]
1269
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:01,686
You slimy little...
1270
00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:02,270
get off!
1271
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:03,521
Donāt put me down!
1272
00:58:03,605 --> 00:58:04,898
Whatās happening?
1273
00:58:06,232 --> 00:58:06,608
Ow!
1274
00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:07,901
Oh no, my hat!
1275
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,152
[grunting in pain]
1276
00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:10,570
[screams]
1277
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,989
[manic music]
1278
00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:25,835
Skingirl!
1279
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:27,587
Come back here!
1280
00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:29,797
[laughs]
1281
00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,594
I raised the frogmen as much
as you did, Sophieguts!
1282
00:58:35,092 --> 00:58:38,595
I will use their magic to revive my
father as a god.
1283
00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:41,601
For the underwater paradise...
1284
00:58:42,099 --> 00:58:43,934
and then Iām coming back for you.
1285
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:45,855
And him.
1286
00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:48,233
[evil laugh]
1287
00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:49,526
[splash]
1288
00:58:59,452 --> 00:59:00,578
Well how do you like that?
1289
00:59:06,206 --> 00:59:06,876
So...
1290
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:09,379
I guess we own this yacht
now.
1291
00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:11,214
Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool.
1292
00:59:16,675 --> 00:59:18,301
You think he has any
fishing stuff on here?
1293
00:59:21,304 --> 00:59:22,225
Probably not.
1294
00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:24,516
He was pretty lame.
1295
00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:26,271
Haha, yeah.
1296
00:59:30,772 --> 00:59:32,318
Hey, I found my old fishing
pole.
1297
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,570
SOPHIEGUTS: Cool.
1298
00:59:37,779 --> 00:59:39,281
Can you teach me how to fish?
1299
00:59:42,284 --> 00:59:42,701
Sure.
1300
00:59:47,747 --> 00:59:48,748
GUTBOY: So, where do you want to go to?
1301
00:59:52,669 --> 00:59:53,587
I don't know.
1302
00:59:54,546 --> 00:59:56,089
Let's go on an adventure.
1303
01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:07,645
[rock music]
1304
01:00:25,368 --> 01:00:29,959
The ground below me shook as I tried
to stand my ground
1305
01:00:30,665 --> 01:00:34,672
building the strength to face what was coming.
1306
01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:37,505
But I was caught in a vice.
1307
01:00:37,923 --> 01:00:40,386
that I could not escape...
1308
01:00:40,386 --> 01:00:42,180
I felt myself change
1309
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:45,388
wondering what I was becoming.
1310
01:00:46,097 --> 01:00:48,436
the beast
emerged from the wood
1311
01:00:48,436 --> 01:00:50,518
terrible and tall
1312
01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:55,568
his prerogative: killling everything he sees
1313
01:00:56,107 --> 01:00:58,613
his breath was heavy, his eyes
were black
1314
01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:00,862
and he wore an evil frown.
1315
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:06,079
as bad as he was, the
beast was inside of me
1316
01:01:50,995 --> 01:01:54,749
When I was a young boy, I was
the sweetest little guy.
1317
01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:59,754
I would help anyone who
called my name
1318
01:02:00,505 --> 01:02:05,635
but on my 10th birthday, the
dark side found me
1319
01:02:05,719 --> 01:02:11,015
and it changed me and Iād
never be the same.
1320
01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:43,843
Now I am the Beast
1321
01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:46,929
and the Beast is me.
1322
01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:51,225
We are one in the same,
standing in the far off scourge
1323
01:02:52,098 --> 01:02:54,896
And I look around at the scattered bodies
1324
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:57,562
of friends and lovers lost.
1325
01:02:57,562 --> 01:03:02,650
Nothing can stop me, not even
St. George.
1326
01:03:56,704 --> 01:04:00,419
KUBBLE: Ho ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho. Ho.
Yeah. Give me a phone.
1327
01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,255
Iāll take a phone.
1328
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:03,548
Kubbleās a land owner now!
1329
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:04,549
My farm.
1330
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,300
Iāll make the corn grow all right.
1331
01:04:06,592 --> 01:04:09,345
I earned this corn with every
drop of dripping I had!
1332
01:04:10,677 --> 01:04:11,678
Kubbleās corn.
1333
01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:14,684
Oh...
1334
01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:16,102
Yep. Looking good.
1335
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,604
Oh, Kubbleās looking pretty good now
1336
01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:19,689
aināt she, boys?
1337
01:04:27,655 --> 01:04:28,322
Brekkek!
1338
01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:29,198
Coming mother.
1339
01:04:30,947 --> 01:04:32,076
Not corn again!
1340
01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:33,574
Iām afraid so.
1341
01:04:35,284 --> 01:04:36,077
Spit on it.
1342
01:04:37,787 --> 01:04:38,583
It's gross!
1343
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:41,416
You're starting to
look pretty tasty yourself.
1344
01:04:41,624 --> 01:04:42,920
You wouldn't want to eat...
1345
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:44,046
me.
1346
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,047
I'm hungry!
1347
01:04:46,212 --> 01:04:47,091
Ricketts.
1348
01:04:47,758 --> 01:04:48,676
Oh.
1349
01:04:49,549 --> 01:04:50,091
Huh.
1350
01:04:55,471 --> 01:04:57,226
Go on, get the husk and bones.
1351
01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:59,142
Mommaās gonna see herself a show.
1352
01:04:59,642 --> 01:05:02,064
Bones of corn and corns of feet...
1353
01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:04,397
feet of refuse are gross to eat.
1354
01:05:05,106 --> 01:05:07,486
Nasty spirits I entreat
1355
01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,361
Show me them girls whoās indiscreet
1356
01:05:11,070 --> 01:05:13,072
So, he takes
me into the barn, right?
1357
01:05:13,072 --> 01:05:16,325
And it's like a freakin Zoo,
there's cows and horses,
1358
01:05:16,325 --> 01:05:17,038
and pigs.
1359
01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:17,955
And hereās the weird part:
1360
01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:19,999
thereās goats on top of everything
1361
01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:21,542
theyāre standing on the hay
1362
01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:23,294
theyāre on the little farming machines
1363
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,463
Thereās goats ontop of the cows!
1364
01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:27,798
Oh crabs. Theyāre just talking.
1365
01:05:28,504 --> 01:05:29,800
Don't you women ever work?
1366
01:05:30,798 --> 01:05:32,678
Why are they on things like,
they don't know about the ground?
1367
01:05:33,134 --> 01:05:35,681
So then he gets his eyeballs open, real
wide, right?
1368
01:05:35,845 --> 01:05:36,682
and he says to me,
1369
01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:39,515
āaināt only the goats that gots
things they wanna be on topā
1370
01:05:39,515 --> 01:05:40,436
Gross.
1371
01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:42,351
Can you believe it?
1372
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,981
Mmmm... meh.
1373
01:05:44,353 --> 01:05:45,399
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1374
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,234
So I says to him, āRudy
1375
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,192
You're no goat, you're a pig.ā
1376
01:05:49,192 --> 01:05:51,569
But that didn't stop him. He says,
that's right, he's a pig and he
1377
01:05:51,569 --> 01:05:53,279
wants to go Hog Wild, he says.
1378
01:05:53,282 --> 01:05:54,450
The nerve!
1379
01:05:54,489 --> 01:05:56,699
After we, you know, take care
of business and he's all
1380
01:05:56,699 --> 01:05:59,577
sprawled out on the hay there,drifting off.
I say to him,
1381
01:05:59,577 --> 01:06:02,163
āRudy. You can't sleep in the
barn like an animal.
1382
01:06:02,163 --> 01:06:02,166
āRudy. You can't sleep in the
barn like an animal.
itās disgusting.ā
1383
01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:03,334
itās disgusting.ā
1384
01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:06,125
He says to me,
it's his barn, heāll sleep where he likes.
1385
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:08,544
So I say, āFine, Rudy,
you want to sleep like an animal?
1386
01:06:08,544 --> 01:06:09,882
you can live like an animal.ā
1387
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:12,006
And I go out and I lock him in there!
1388
01:06:12,381 --> 01:06:13,970
Rudy may have been a louse
1389
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,593
but he was a louse with a habit
1390
01:06:15,801 --> 01:06:17,139
and plenty of money.
1391
01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:18,554
Ah, heās fine!
1392
01:06:18,554 --> 01:06:18,557
Ah, heās fine!
What we need is a girlsā night out.
1393
01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:20,977
What we need is a girlsā night out.
1394
01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:23,312
Hey, hey, that's a
great idea.
1395
01:06:23,312 --> 01:06:24,480
WHAT?
1396
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,269
Girlsā night out??
1397
01:06:25,269 --> 01:06:26,315
What do you wanna do?
1398
01:06:26,607 --> 01:06:27,984
Without my Kubble??
1399
01:06:28,064 --> 01:06:29,568
We could go to Penelope's joint.
1400
01:06:30,027 --> 01:06:31,404
They've got a live band there.
1401
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:32,360
Brekkek!
1402
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:33,280
Go bring the girls here.
1403
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,279
Think they can go out
without me, do they?
1404
01:06:35,571 --> 01:06:36,283
Weāll show āem.
1405
01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,411
Weāll show āem real good time.
1406
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,493
We're gonna serve those girls
1407
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:42,123
their own kiddies in pies!
1408
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,666
[laughs maniacally]
1409
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,377
But... where are they?
1410
01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:47,420
In the pot, in the pot!
1411
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:48,546
In the pot you go!
1412
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:49,213
Get in the pot!
1413
01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:50,381
- Uh, h-how should...
- There in the pot!
1414
01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:51,549
- Should I, uh...
- Get in the pot!
1415
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:52,091
Get in there!
1416
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:53,009
[Brekkek screams]
1417
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:53,676
KUBBLE: I donāt care-
1418
01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:54,593
just, just go.
1419
01:06:54,635 --> 01:06:55,803
[screams]
1420
01:06:58,472 --> 01:07:00,433
Oh the last time I had seafood, I...
1421
01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:01,142
What the f-
1422
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:01,600
BREKKEK: Woah!
1423
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,101
WOMEN: You gotta be...
1424
01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:03,352
Thatās crazy!
1425
01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:04,228
Hey, who is that?
1426
01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:04,645
[Brekkek groans]
1427
01:07:05,935 --> 01:07:08,024
I understand that you ladies are
1428
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:10,231
organizing a girlsā night out.
1429
01:07:10,231 --> 01:07:11,819
You got some questions to
answer, bub.
1430
01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:12,862
Very well!
1431
01:07:13,067 --> 01:07:14,864
My name is Brekkek.
1432
01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:18,034
Sent by the gods
of advertising to
1433
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:20,992
take you to the best new
supper club
1434
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:21,912
in town!
1435
01:07:22,246 --> 01:07:23,456
Now if you'll just follow me.
1436
01:07:24,248 --> 01:07:25,037
WOMAN: What are you doing?
1437
01:07:25,037 --> 01:07:25,041
WOMAN: What are you doing?
Hold on a minute, there.
1438
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,000
Hold on a minute, there.
1439
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:28,082
How do we know you aināt
just some pervert?
1440
01:07:28,082 --> 01:07:30,046
I know how we can test him.
1441
01:07:30,504 --> 01:07:32,003
You said you was sent by
1442
01:07:32,003 --> 01:07:33,754
those advertising gods.
1443
01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:34,925
BREKKEK: Uh...
1444
01:07:35,131 --> 01:07:38,512
Aināt they sending you with
some kind of Insignia?
1445
01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,304
Certainly. I think I could...
1446
01:07:42,346 --> 01:07:44,557
give a demonstration.
1447
01:07:46,350 --> 01:07:49,145
All that magic is asking for
what you want.
1448
01:07:49,145 --> 01:07:49,148
All that magic is asking for
what you want.
And if they want to give it,
you're gonna get it.
1449
01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:51,609
And if they want to give it,
you're gonna get it.
1450
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:54,153
Oh boy, are you gonna get it.
1451
01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:55,571
Uh...
1452
01:07:57,028 --> 01:07:58,532
Lords of advertising!
1453
01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:00,117
Uh, please grant us...
1454
01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:01,619
evidence...
1455
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:02,491
of your...
1456
01:08:02,491 --> 01:08:03,496
presence...
1457
01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:04,201
and
1458
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:05,372
Um, uh...
1459
01:08:05,372 --> 01:08:08,372
Prime selection of bargain prices!
1460
01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:10,628
[whacky music]
1461
01:08:13,002 --> 01:08:16,088
Call now to order the
Gutboy collection on VHS!
1462
01:08:16,088 --> 01:08:18,966
That's 67 minutes of Gutboy
entertainment on five
1463
01:08:18,966 --> 01:08:20,304
home video system tapes!
1464
01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,678
And as our free bonus
gift to you,
1465
01:08:22,678 --> 01:08:25,890
weāll send you the sixth tape,
featuring the last five minutes of the movie
1466
01:08:25,890 --> 01:08:27,269
Absolutely free!
1467
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:28,020
Remember,
1468
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:29,602
if you haven't got Gutboy,
1469
01:08:29,602 --> 01:08:31,273
you haven't got
the guts!
1470
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:32,650
Call now!
1471
01:08:32,983 --> 01:08:34,151
[women screaming]
1472
01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:36,779
Please stop!
1473
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:40,571
I really want to buy that Gutboy
collection on VHS.
1474
01:08:41,989 --> 01:08:43,783
I always wanted to be a...
1475
01:08:44,867 --> 01:08:46,080
a star.
1476
01:08:46,747 --> 01:08:48,249
It killed Claudette!
1477
01:08:48,999 --> 01:08:50,626
Claudette is dead!
1478
01:08:51,373 --> 01:08:53,295
Well, I guess we can trust anyone
1479
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:55,339
sent by the
gods of advertising.
1480
01:08:55,836 --> 01:08:58,672
So whereās the best place to
spend our girls night out?
1481
01:08:58,717 --> 01:08:59,885
[Kubble laughing maniacally]
1482
01:09:00,549 --> 01:09:02,927
These girls are in for a big
surprise.
1483
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,849
[laughing maniacally]
1484
01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:08,477
Takes love, takes love...
1485
01:09:09,016 --> 01:09:09,895
It's perfect.
1486
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:11,397
Uh oh, here they come.
1487
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,898
WOMAN: I donāt know...
1488
01:09:13,023 --> 01:09:14,817
This is kind of a weird looking club.
1489
01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:15,985
Is that Kubble?
1490
01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,279
What are you doing in this club?
1491
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,572
Don't worry about it, ladies.
1492
01:09:19,738 --> 01:09:20,281
Uh...
1493
01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:20,781
Sit down
1494
01:09:20,903 --> 01:09:21,740
- Sit down here!
- All right!
1495
01:09:21,907 --> 01:09:22,950
KUBBLE: Yeah, time to eat.
1496
01:09:24,365 --> 01:09:26,283
Come on. Come on.
I don't got all day.
1497
01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,581
[munching]
1498
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,815
[splatter sounds]
1499
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:02,948
[Kubble laughing maniacally]
1500
01:10:04,989 --> 01:10:06,952
Whatās the meaning here, Kubble?
1501
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,743
It tastes like chicken,
but itās lighter.
1502
01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:11,290
[indiscernible
1503
01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:12,791
[Kubble laughing maniacally]
1504
01:10:13,372 --> 01:10:14,710
Joke's on you!
1505
01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:17,254
Never girlsā night
out without Kubble!
1506
01:10:17,793 --> 01:10:20,299
Youāve been eating your own
kiddies in pies!
1507
01:10:20,799 --> 01:10:22,009
That's the meat!
1508
01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:23,177
Blech!
1509
01:10:23,552 --> 01:10:24,720
Gross.
1510
01:10:25,009 --> 01:10:27,473
Kubble, this is frog meat.
1511
01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,888
These werenāt our children,
they were yours.
1512
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,056
[Kubble groaning loudly]
1513
01:10:31,056 --> 01:10:31,060
[Kubble groaning loudly]
Youāre all a bunch of child-eaters!
1514
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,395
Youāre all a bunch of child-eaters!
1515
01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:34,939
Now out! Out!
1516
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:35,356
Out!
1517
01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:37,399
Get out of here, you child-eaters!
1518
01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:39,318
This is private property!
1519
01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:41,070
This is Kubbleās farm!
1520
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,863
[Kubble laughing maniacally]
1521
01:10:44,778 --> 01:10:46,363
KUBBLE: Hey, what's wrong
with you, ghosty?
1522
01:10:48,907 --> 01:10:51,368
Ghosty, not even alive.
1523
01:10:52,703 --> 01:10:53,832
Youāre dead.
1524
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:56,627
You wouldn't want to
eat me?
1525
01:10:56,707 --> 01:10:57,419
I'm hungry!
1526
01:10:58,003 --> 01:10:59,964
āDon't eat meā my foot!
1527
01:11:00,377 --> 01:11:02,504
I ate you 15 minutes ago.
1528
01:11:06,216 --> 01:11:08,052
Ricketts, yeah, right.
1529
01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:10,432
[maniacal laughter]
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