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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,267 --> 00:00:09,933 - VAMPS MUST'VE BROKEN IN HERE AND CLEANED US OUT. 2 00:00:09,933 --> 00:00:12,467 - AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL THEM 3 00:00:12,467 --> 00:00:14,767 IF YOU'RE GONNA FIRE ME. 4 00:00:14,767 --> 00:00:16,433 - THERE'S A BOMB ON THE ZOMBIE! 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,133 - I'M NOT GONNA JUST SIT HERE. 6 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:19,600 [loud crash] - IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION. 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,800 - IT'S THE VAMPS, MAN. - HIJACKED A VAN... 8 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,300 THREW A FRESH ZOMBIE IN THERE 9 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,633 AND LET THEM GO TO TOWN ON THE PRISONERS. 10 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:27,067 - YOU GOT THREE SECONDS TO CALL OFF THIS ATTACK. 11 00:00:27,067 --> 00:00:28,833 - WE'RE LITERALLY TAKING SHOTS IN THE DARK OUT THERE. 12 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:30,100 SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET KILLED. 13 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:31,700 - BITCH. [rapid beeping] 14 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,500 [bleep]. 15 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,767 [explosion] 16 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:37,167 - ONE YEAR AGO... 17 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,033 - VAMPIRE, WEREWOLVES, AND ZOMBIES... 18 00:00:39,033 --> 00:00:42,167 - DESCENDED UPON CALIFORNIA'S SAN FERNANDO VALLEY. 19 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:46,000 - AUTHORITIES REMAIN BAFFLED BY THEIR ORIGINS. 20 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,667 - * LOVE IS NASTY 'CAUSE IT GETS SO ROTTEN * 21 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:52,700 * I THINK IT'S TIME TO PUT THIS BODY IN THE GROUND * 22 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:57,100 * OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH * 23 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,533 * WE'RE LOSING ALL CONTROL * 24 00:00:58,533 --> 00:01:00,500 * THE BUILDINGS ALL TURN TO DUST * 25 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,100 * AND I THINK IT'S GETTING CLOSER * 26 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,767 * 'CAUSE THEY'RE COMING FOR US * 27 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:10,467 - FOR TODAY'S FUNERAL, I WANT ALL OF YOU IN YOUR DRESS BLUES. 28 00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:13,367 OFFICER LANDRY, YOU'LL PARTNER UP WITH OFFICER RINALDI 29 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:14,800 FOR THE TIME BEING. 30 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,233 MEANWHILE, THERE'S A GRIEF COUNSELOR 31 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:18,767 WHO WILL BE HERE ALL DAY 32 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:21,400 FOR ANY OF YOU WHO WANT TO USE HER SERVICES. 33 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,100 THAT IS ALL. 34 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,467 - [sighs] 35 00:01:29,733 --> 00:01:31,567 STUBECK. - CAPTAIN. 36 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:33,067 - I ALWAYS HAD YOU PEGGED 37 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:36,567 FOR A DIM, ROLY-POLY CHICKEN PANTS, 38 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:38,400 BUT AFTER WHAT YOU SHOWED ME, 39 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,233 YOU MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST LOYAL, UPRIGHT, 40 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,067 AND HONEST OFFICER I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO WORK WITH. 41 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:44,233 - THANK YOU.... 42 00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:45,633 CAPTAIN. [clears throat] 43 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:47,733 - THOSE WEAPONS IN THE ARMORY 44 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,733 DIDN'T GET UP AND WALK AWAY BY THEMSELVES. 45 00:01:49,733 --> 00:01:51,233 I BELIEVE THERE'S A MOLE ON THE FORCE, 46 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:53,167 AND I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS. 47 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:55,067 - BILLY AND I ARE ON IT. 48 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:57,367 - NO, STUBECK, YOU'RE ON IT. 49 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,633 UNDERSTOOD? - YEAH. 50 00:02:00,633 --> 00:02:02,500 - STUBECK. 51 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:06,933 GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF. 52 00:02:06,933 --> 00:02:08,567 - NO. - WHAT? 53 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:10,900 - YOU GET OUT OF HERE THIS TIME. 54 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:13,900 [bagpipe music] 55 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:21,833 * * 56 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:26,400 - [whispering] WHAT AN AWFUL TIME FOR THE FAMILIES. 57 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 - [whispering] YEAH. 58 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,767 HEY, I WAS THIS CLOSE 59 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:32,900 TO BANGING KIRSTEN IN DASHELL'S OFFICE WEDNESDAY. 60 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:33,933 I'M SERIOUS. 61 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:35,900 - YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON. 62 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,900 KIRSTEN IS SWEET AND LOVELY 63 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,400 AND UNCORRUPTED. 64 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,400 AND SHE SHOULD BE PROTECTED FROM PREDATORS LIKE YOU. 65 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,600 - GOOD POINT. 66 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,800 - OR SHE'S A DIABOLICAL, TWO-FACED MOLE 67 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,900 WHO ALMOST GOT US ALL KILLED WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 68 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,400 EITHER WAY, SHE'S TO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. 69 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,900 * * 70 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,767 - [whispering] BILLY AND I ALMOST HOOKED UP 71 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,400 IN DASHELL'S OFFICE. 72 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,767 - [whispering] WHAT? 73 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,867 - I KNOW. CRAZY, RIGHT? 74 00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:04,067 - WE'RE AT A FUNERAL RIGHT NOW. 75 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:06,567 SEE? COFFIN, COFFIN... 76 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:08,700 SAD PEOPLE. - I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 77 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:10,567 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW, 78 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:11,900 WHEN WE'RE BURYING TWO COPS 79 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,567 AND JOHN-JOHN'S LYING IN THE HOSPITAL, 80 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:15,667 VERY POSSIBLY BECAUSE YOU TIPPED OFF THE VAMPS. 81 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,667 - [loudly] YOU STILL THINK THAT? 82 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:18,733 - SHH. - I KILLED RI-- 83 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,733 - SHH. - [whispering] I KILLED RICO. 84 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,733 - WELL, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TALK. 85 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:30,433 * * 86 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:31,967 [music stops] 87 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:33,400 - DEARLY BELOVED... 88 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,567 - TILL THE DAY OF HIS DEATH, 89 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:37,667 NO MAN CAN BE SURE OF HIS COURAGE. 90 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:40,067 - YOU A FRIEND, RELATIVE? 91 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:43,633 - NO. PERHAPS I HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING HERE AT ALL. 92 00:03:43,633 --> 00:03:44,800 MY NAME IS SANTOS. 93 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,367 YOU ARE FRANK DASHELL. IS THAT RIGHT? 94 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:49,067 - YEAH. I'M SORRY. DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? 95 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:51,067 - NO, BUT YOU KNOW MY SON RICO-- 96 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:54,067 EXCUSE ME, KNEW MY SON. 97 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,767 HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE NOW. 98 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,267 - ALL DUE RESPECT, 99 00:04:02,267 --> 00:04:05,900 YOUR SON RICO WAS A SCUMBAG AND A PARASITE. 100 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,900 AND IF HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE RIGHT NOW, 101 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,833 THERE'S NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD. 102 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,400 - STILL, HE IS MY FLESH AND BLOOD. 103 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,733 AND ON HIS SACRED BODY, 104 00:04:13,733 --> 00:04:16,067 I TELL YOU I WANT PEACE BETWEEN US. 105 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:19,400 - [chuckles] OF COURSE YOU DO. 106 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,733 - THERE'S BEEN TOO MUCH BLOODSHED, FRANK. 107 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:25,233 IF THIS WAR BETWEEN YOUR PEOPLE AND MINE CONTINUES TO GO ON, 108 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,067 WE'RE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER OFF. 109 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,500 - [smacks lips] 110 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:31,533 YOU KNOW, THIS CONVERSATION ISN'T REALLY GOING ANYWHERE. 111 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:33,700 - THEN SIT DOWN WITH ME AT A PEACE SUMMIT. 112 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,567 [sniffs] 113 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,233 - YOU SERIOUS? 114 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:41,400 - I AM DEAD SERIOUS. 115 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,667 AND TONIGHT I WANT YOU TO COME DOWN TO RICO'S CEREMONY. 116 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,233 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 117 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:48,400 TWO MEN ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU, 118 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,067 AND YOU GOT ABOUT FIVE SECONDS-- 119 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:51,967 - DO NOT THREATEN ME. 120 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,900 I PAID MY RESPECTS TO YOUR MEN. 121 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,333 NOW YOU PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO MY SON. 122 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:05,967 - [groaning] 123 00:05:05,967 --> 00:05:08,200 - MAY I HELP YOU? 124 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,633 - MA'AM, WE'RE WITH THE UTF-- - YOU'RE WITH WHO? 125 00:05:10,633 --> 00:05:12,367 - UH, THE UNDEAD TASK FORCE. 126 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:14,933 - OH, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE. 127 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:16,700 - WE'RE POLICE, MA'AM. 128 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,833 THE UNIFORM SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT WAY. 129 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:20,800 ANYWAY, SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS WERE COMPLAINING 130 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,067 ABOUT STRANGE NOISES AND SMELLS COMING FROM YOUR APARTMENT. 131 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:27,067 - IT'S PROBABLY JUST MY HUSBAND, STAN. 132 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:28,633 - MM. OKAY. 133 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:31,133 UM, IS YOUR HUSBAND HERE AT THIS TIME? 134 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,567 - OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 135 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,467 - [chuckles] OOH. 136 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:41,733 UH, UH, MA'AM? 137 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:42,833 - SONDRA. 138 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:45,400 - SONDRA. 139 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,067 UH, YOUR HUSBAND IS A-- 140 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:49,067 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 141 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:51,900 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW. 142 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:55,400 WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 49 YEARS. 143 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,433 WHO'D KNOW BETTER THAN ME? 144 00:05:57,433 --> 00:05:59,233 - MA'AM, UH, YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM HERE. 145 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,700 IT'S A HEALTH HAZARD. 146 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,667 - TO ME, MAYBE, BUT WHO ELSE DOES IT BOTHER? 147 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:05,300 - UH, YOUR NEIGHBORS. 148 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,133 THEY'VE BEEN CALLING. THEY'RE COMPLAINING. 149 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,900 - OH, I KNOW THERE'S A SMELL-- BIG DEAL. 150 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,300 A LOT OF PEOPLE SMELL. 151 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:16,067 I HEAR DOGS BARKING ALL DAY THAT ARE A LOT LOUDER THAN STAN. 152 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:19,067 - [clears throat] MA'AM... - SONDRA. 153 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:21,300 - SONDRA. [scoffs] 154 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,300 I'M VERY SORRY... 155 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,067 BUT WE HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR HUSBAND, OKAY? 156 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:28,133 - PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME JUST CALL OUR SON... 157 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:30,567 SO HE CAN SAY A PROPER GOOD-BYE. 158 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:32,467 - COME ON. 159 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,467 IT'S A SLOW DAY. 160 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:37,867 - [groans] - OH, STOP THAT. 161 00:06:37,867 --> 00:06:41,067 [monitor beeping] 162 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,900 - THANK YOU. 163 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,833 GOOD DAY. 164 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,900 YOU, UH... 165 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,233 YOU TAPPING THAT? 166 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:51,067 HUH? 167 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:53,400 - CAPTAIN, I NEED HELP GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 168 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,233 - SOME LADIES ARE INTO THAT, AH? 169 00:06:55,233 --> 00:06:56,567 - NO--AH. 170 00:06:56,567 --> 00:07:00,633 - [clears throat] ALL RIGHTY, WHERE WERE WE? 171 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,800 "DESIREE STARED AT HIS SHOULDERS, 172 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,100 "HIS CHEST, HIS MOUTH. 173 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:07,967 "AND SHE HELD OUT HER HANDS TO STOP HIM, 174 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:09,633 "BUT INSIDE... 175 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:12,300 "INSIDE SHE WAS PRAYING THAT HE WOULD TAKE HER, 176 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,800 "TAKE HER ROUGHLY AND TAKE HER AWAY 177 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,533 "FROM ALL THAT SHE'D BEEN ACHING FOR SO LONG TO ESCAPE. 178 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:21,600 'I TRUST YOU,' SHE WHISPERED." 179 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,133 - I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN. I'M JUST... 180 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:26,467 I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED. 181 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:28,333 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA CLOSE MY EYES FOR A WHILE. 182 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,467 - YOU DO THAT, MY FRIEND. - AH. 183 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:31,967 - I'M GONNA READ JUST ONE MORE CHAPTER, 184 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:33,733 MAYBE ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT... - NO, NO, CAPTAIN-- 185 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:35,333 - WHILE YOU GET YOUR REST. [clears throat] 186 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,733 "CLAY WAS MORE EXPERIENCED 187 00:07:36,733 --> 00:07:39,233 "THAN ANY MAN DESIREE HAD EVER KNOWN, 188 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:41,400 "AND SHE COULD FEEL IT IN HIS FINGERTIPS 189 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:45,167 AS THEY EXPERTLY MADE THEIR WAY UNDER HER BODICE." 190 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:48,167 [rock music] 191 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:52,567 * * 192 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:54,500 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S UP, PARTNER? 193 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,900 - DASHELL REALLY THINKS THERE'S A MOLE IN THE UTF, 194 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,933 AND HE WANTS ME TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS. 195 00:07:58,933 --> 00:08:00,833 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - MM-HMM. 196 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:02,133 SO... 197 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,967 IS IT YOU? 198 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:07,333 - STUBECK, COME ON, MAN. HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? 199 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,533 - I'M NOT JUDGING, JUST ASKING. 200 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:10,133 - SO YOU TRUST ME ENOUGH TO KEEP A SECRET, 201 00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:12,333 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, YOU THINK I MIGHT BE A MOLE. 202 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:14,567 THAT'S CRAZY. - THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES. 203 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:16,067 - YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE KIRSTEN? 204 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,467 - I DON'T KNOW. 205 00:08:17,467 --> 00:08:19,533 THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE ARMORY BEFORE IT GOT CLEANED OUT 206 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,633 WERE HER AND DASHELL. 207 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,800 SO IF IT'S NOT KIRSTEN... 208 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,467 YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 209 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:26,467 - NO, MY CHIN'S JUST ITCHY. 210 00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:27,933 - SERIOUSLY? 211 00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:29,300 - YEAH, I BOUGHT A NEW RAZOR THIS MORNING, 212 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,600 AND I'M A LITTLE ITCHY. 213 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,467 - OKAY, SO JUST BEAR WITH ME ON THIS FOR A SECOND. 214 00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:33,633 - OKAY. 215 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:35,900 - WHAT IS THE STATISTICAL LIKELIHOOD 216 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:39,233 YOU'D BUY A NEW RAZOR, IT'D MAKE YOUR CHIN ITCHY, 217 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,233 AND THE EXACT MOMENT 218 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,567 THAT I ASKED YOU IF YOU WERE THINKING WHAT I WAS THINKING, 219 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:45,167 THE ITCH KICKED IN? 220 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,900 - WHOO. MY HEAD IS, LIKE, FRIED. 221 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,233 - OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE. 222 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:51,233 OH. - [clears throat] 223 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:53,300 - WOW. 224 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:59,133 [orchestral music] 225 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,367 * * 226 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:03,367 - SONDRA, I THINK IT'S TIME. 227 00:09:03,367 --> 00:09:07,267 - STAN AND I MET ON MEMORIAL DAY, 1961, 228 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:09,367 AT THE PARADE IN PASADENA. 229 00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,067 GREW UP TWO BLOCKS APART 230 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,067 AND NEVER LAID EYES ON EACH OTHER 231 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,467 TILL WE WENT TO THAT PARADE. 232 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,300 WE'VE BEEN PARTNERS EVER SINCE. 233 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,200 - GOD, THAT'S SO SWEET. 234 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,867 I'D LOVE TO FIND THAT. 235 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:24,200 - WE USED TO GO TO THE DANCES. 236 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,867 HE'D GET DRUNK AND KNOCK ME AROUND A LITTLE BIT. 237 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,867 [chuckles] BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE KNEW I LIKED IT. 238 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,200 [chuckles] 239 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,633 - MAYBE NOT EXACTLY THAT. 240 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:36,867 - HE'S SQUEEZING MY HAND IN TIME TO THE MUSIC. 241 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:40,200 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF. 242 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,533 - OH, NO, NO, I BELIEVE YOU. - STAN? 243 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:44,867 DID YOU EAT ENOUGH TODAY? 244 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,200 - SONDRA... 245 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,867 I UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT CAN BE TO LET SOMEONE GO. 246 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:53,367 MY MOM DIED WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE. 247 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:55,367 IT WAS HORRIBLE, 248 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:58,667 AND I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD EVER GET BETTER. 249 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:03,300 I DON'T THINK THE LOSS EVER COMPLETELY GOES AWAY, 250 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,967 BUT YOU LEARN TO MOVE ON... 251 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:08,467 'CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE WE HAVE. 252 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:14,367 [Stan farting] 253 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,467 [groans] 254 00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:18,400 [laughter] 255 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,867 - SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. 256 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,667 [Stan farts] 257 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,000 - OH, STAN, WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU? 258 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,300 [Stan groans] 259 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,000 - SONDRA... 260 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,333 [sighs] 261 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,133 I NEED YOU TO BACK AWAY. 262 00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:39,467 [Stan groaning] 263 00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:41,900 - CARLA. 264 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,733 - HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, SONDRA. 265 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:56,733 [light rock music] 266 00:10:56,733 --> 00:11:04,533 * * 267 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,200 - [groans] 268 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,533 [siren chirping] 269 00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:13,967 - WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE OFF, 270 00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:16,133 OR I'M GONNA BE LATE TO RICO'S FUNERAL. 271 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,233 - RICO'S DEAD? 272 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,967 - OF COURSE HE'S DEAD. 273 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:20,800 LANDRY DROVE A STAKE THROUGH HIS RIB CAGE. 274 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,467 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 275 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:24,500 - NO, I DON'T REMEMBER. 276 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,800 - I THINK THE VAMPS WANT PEACE, JOHN-JOHN. 277 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,867 AND IF THAT'S TRUE, WE OWE IT ALL TO YOU. 278 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:32,067 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 279 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,867 - YOU CARRIED THE UNIT ON YOUR BACK THAT NIGHT. 280 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:36,467 YOU RALLIED US WHEN WE WERE DOWN, 281 00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:39,400 AND YOU FOUND A RESERVE OF STRENGTH THAT NONE OF US HAD. 282 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,800 - [grunts] AH. 283 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,600 - ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU BEFORE I TAKE OFF? 284 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,200 - YEAH, STOP HITTING ME. - ANYTHING ELSE? 285 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,067 - CARLA. 286 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,967 - OOH, NO CAN DO, MY FRIEND. 287 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:54,300 SHE IS ON HER FIRST DATE WITH A MAN SINCE COLLEGE. 288 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,533 - WHAT? 289 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:57,700 - AH! GOT YA. [chuckles] 290 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,267 - AH. AH. 291 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:02,067 - I'M KIDDING. CARLA IT IS, MY FRIEND. 292 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,667 YOU GET BETTER. 293 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,500 - SEE, HERE'S WHAT'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 294 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,267 DASHELL CHANGES THE KEY CODE TO THE ARMORY 295 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,300 ON ALMOST A DAILY BASIS. 296 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,933 HE TOLD ME THAT HIMSELF. - MM-HMM. 297 00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:13,933 - AND KIRSTEN IS NOWHERE NEAR WHEN HE KEYS IT IN RIGHT THERE. 298 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,467 - SO YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE DASHELL? 299 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,467 - NO, I'M NOT SAYING, "I THINK IT'S DASHELL." 300 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,633 I'M SAYING, "I REALLY THINK IT'S NOT KIRSTEN." 301 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,800 - SO IT'S DASHELL. 302 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,467 - NO, IT'S NOT KIRSTEN. 303 00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:24,967 - DO YOU HAVE ANY FILM ON KIRSTEN? 304 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:27,600 - NO. FOCUS. 305 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,633 - YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT HEAD FOR NO HAIR. 306 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,800 I MEAN, I'D LOOK LIKE A DILDO, BUT... 307 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,467 - THANK YOU. 308 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:35,633 - I DON'T KNOW, STU. 309 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:37,300 I'LL KEEP WORKING ON IT, ALL RIGHT? 310 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,233 - GREAT. 311 00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:43,633 - OFFICER PIERCE. - YEAH. 312 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,133 - DO I HAVE THAT RIGHT? - YEAH, SURE. 313 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,467 WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 314 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:49,467 - WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD LET YOU COME TO ME, 315 00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:54,133 BUT YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT, SO... 316 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,200 - OH. 317 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,067 [grunts] 318 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,367 [scoffs] 319 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,700 I WILL NOT BE NEEDING THESE. 320 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,633 - I'LL JUST GIVE YOU MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION. 321 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,467 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING ON TO A GREAT DEAL OF SADNESS. 322 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,467 I THINK YOU'VE BEEN TRAUMATIZED, 323 00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,300 AND RATHER THAN DEALING WITH YOUR GRIEF, 324 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,133 YOU'RE TRYING TO JUST THROW IT AWAY, 325 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:18,800 BECAUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT SOMEHOW SHOWS WEAKNESS. 326 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:23,467 IT'S A PHENOMENON THAT HAPPENS WITH MEN IN YOUR POSITION. 327 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:26,300 - WELL, THAT IS INTERESTING. 328 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,400 - OH, GOOD. 329 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,133 - I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT AND HOW CLOSE I CAME. 330 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,467 I MEAN, I WAS THIS CLOSE... 331 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:37,500 TO BANGING KIRSTEN IN DASHELL'S OFFICE. 332 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,400 AND THEN THAT STUPID BOMB BLOWS UP, AND IT'S LIKE... 333 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,633 [imitates explosion] 334 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,567 JUST TOTALLY KILLED THE MOOD, RIGHT? 335 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:46,867 - AND A COUPLE OF PEOPLE, I UNDERSTAND. 336 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,600 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S OFF THE POINT. 337 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,633 - MM-HMM. YEAH. 338 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:51,633 - I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE... 339 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,067 SHIRT OFF, 340 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:56,300 HANDS GOING DOWN PANTS. 341 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,467 I THINK I SAW UNDERBOOB. 342 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:02,767 THE TIP OF MY FINGER SMELLED LIKE TOP OF ASS. 343 00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,533 [sniffs] YEAH. 344 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:07,433 AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO BLAME JOHN-JOHN 345 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,633 AND THOSE DEAD COPS. - MM-HMM. 346 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,800 - IT'S JUST... 347 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,600 I TAKE THAT BACK. I DO WANT TO BLAME THEM. 348 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,633 I MEAN, WHEN AM I GONNA GET A CHANCE LIKE THAT AGAIN? 349 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:19,767 - WHO KNOWS? 350 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,133 - I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,400 YOU DON'T KNOW. 352 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,300 - I-I DON'T KNOW. 353 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:28,967 - NOW, WHEN YOU ASKED ME IF THERE'S SADNESS... 354 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:31,933 YEAH, THERE'S A HELL OF A LOT OF SADNESS. 355 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,767 - I-I HOPE THIS WAS HELPFUL. 356 00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:34,833 - EH. 357 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:40,767 [zombies groaning] 358 00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:43,767 [light rock music] 359 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:48,600 * * 360 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,933 - THANKS FOR SHOWING UP, PARTNER. 361 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,767 - I WOULD'VE COME ANYWAY. 362 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,100 I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 363 00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:59,900 I LIKE YOUR ROOM. - [grunts] 364 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,200 - DID THEY GET YOU A CUTE NURSE? 365 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,333 [laughs] - YEAH, SHE OKAY. 366 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,233 SHE JUST LEFT NOT TOO LONG AGO, 367 00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:10,400 BUT I THINK THE NIGHT NURSE IS GONNA BE HERE SOON. 368 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,900 - HEY, REMEMBER WHAT I PROMISED YOU THE OTHER NIGHT... 369 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,167 RIGHT BEFORE THE BOMB WENT OFF? 370 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,500 - HMM? 371 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,967 YOU PROMISED ME WHAT? 372 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:25,167 - NO, JUST THAT, UM... 373 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,067 THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR PARTNER 374 00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:30,233 FOR AS LONG AS WE'RE COPS. 375 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,167 ANYWAY, I MEANT IT. 376 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:35,167 [electronic music] 377 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:40,267 * * 378 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:42,100 - AND SO... 379 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,933 RATHER THAN MOURN RICO'S DEATH, 380 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,767 I ASK ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE GATHERED HERE 381 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,067 TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. 382 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:52,400 ANYONE WISHING TO VIEW THE BODY MAY DO SO AT THIS TIME. 383 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:59,867 [man growls softly] 384 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:03,300 - IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL TO ME, YOU COMING OUT HERE TONIGHT. 385 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,900 IT SHOWS TREMENDOUS BRAVERY. 386 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,367 THERE'S NO REASON WHY ENEMIES CAN'T LEARN TO BE PARTNERS. 387 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,167 - YOU KNOW, SANTOS, I... [chuckles] 388 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,500 I DIDN'T THINK I'D HEAR MYSELF SAY THESE WORDS, 389 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,167 BUT I BELIEVE YOU. 390 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:19,133 AND I LOOK FORWARD TO HAMMERING OUT A PEACE AGREEMENT TOGETHER. 391 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,200 - IT WILL BE DONE, I ASSURE YOU. 392 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,667 - YOU KNOW, I-I GOT TO TELL YOU, 393 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,333 I MEAN, YOUR FUNERALS 394 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,533 ARE A LOT MORE TRADITIONAL THAN I EXPECTED. 395 00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:29,500 - WE HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR THE CUSTOMS OF OUR ANCESTORS. 396 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,833 - YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S-- 397 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,500 YOU GOT THE VIEWING OF THE BODY. 398 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,933 YOU GOT THE FLOWERS, THE EULOGY. 399 00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,933 IT'S REALLY QUITE LOVELY. 400 00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:38,933 - AND LATER THERE WILL BE MUSIC AND DANCING. 401 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,433 - OH. - BUT FOR NOW, 402 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,933 EVERYBODY WILL GET A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO RICO. 403 00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,933 AND THEN WE WILL CUT HIS BODY INTO 12 PIECES 404 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:47,800 AND SUCK THE MARROW FROM HIS BONES. 405 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,400 - WHAT--WHAT DID YOU SAY? 406 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,100 - WE SUCK RICO'S BONE MARROW... 407 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,767 TILL THE LAST DROP... 408 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:54,933 TILL HE'S AS DRY AS A TWIG. 409 00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,767 IT'S HOW WE KEEP THE DEAD ALIVE IN THE BODY OF THE LIVING. 410 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,600 - YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A MOUNTAIN OF PAPERWORK... 411 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,067 - OH, REALLY? - BACK AT THE THING. 412 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,667 YES, BUT CONGRATU-- - WELL, I APPRECIATE IT. 413 00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,833 - MY CONDOLENCES. YES. - THANKS, REALLY. 414 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,333 - HAVE A HAPPY SUCKING OR WHATEVER. 415 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,333 OKAY. 416 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,700 - HMM. HUMANS. 417 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,267 [rock music] 418 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:16,067 * * 419 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,133 [siren wails] 420 00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:20,667 - [imitates drumming] 421 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,067 HEY! 422 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,667 KIRSTEN, WHAT'S UP? YOU LOOK A LITTLE SAD. 423 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,833 - YEAH, I GUESS I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A SAD DAY TODAY. 424 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,167 - AW. 425 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,500 - BUT ALSO HAPPY IN SOME WAYS. 426 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,067 [chuckles, sniffles] SEE? 427 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:36,600 [laughs] I ALWAYS GET EMOTIONAL WHENEVER I'M TIRED. 428 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,767 BUT I'LL BE OKAY. 429 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:41,933 - DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 430 00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:43,267 - UM... 431 00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:44,933 YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT. 432 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,600 - MM-HMM. 433 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,933 - [snickers] MAYBE NOT RIGHT HERE. 434 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,767 - DASHELL'S OFFICE. 435 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,267 - DASHELL'S OFFICE. 436 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,200 - YEAH. 437 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,433 - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR AIDING AND ABETTING IN MULTIPLE COUNTS 438 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:16,167 OF ATTEMPTED MURDER. - [snarls] 439 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,067 [gunshots] 440 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,067 [gunshot] - WHOA! 441 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,533 - HEY! 442 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:36,767 COME HERE. 443 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,067 HEY, HEY. 444 00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,833 - PUT IT AWAY. PUT IT AWAY. 445 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:46,267 - OH! - OOH! 446 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,533 THAT'S OUR MOLE. 447 00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:50,333 - I'M GONNA GO TELL DASHELL WE FOUND THE MOLE. 448 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,500 - YEAH. 449 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,200 NICE, STU! - YEAH. 450 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,833 - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE MOLE? 451 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:55,833 - OH. 452 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,667 I KEPT PLAYING THE TAPE BACK. 453 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,500 EVERY TIME DASHELL KEYED IN THE CODE, 454 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,833 KIRSTEN WAS NOWHERE AROUND. 455 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,500 AND THEN I REALIZED THE ONLY PEOPLE 456 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,400 THAT WOULD HAVE THE CODE ARE DASHELL 457 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,900 OR THE GUY THAT MADE THE TAPE. 458 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,400 - SO YOU'RE SURE IT'S NOT DASHELL. 459 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,067 - YES, I'M SURE IT'S NOT DASHELL. 460 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,933 THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT DASHELL, 461 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,500 BUT I KNOW ONE THING. 462 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,733 HE HATES THE VAMPS WITH ALL HIS HEART. 463 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:19,600 AND IF I'M WRONG ABOUT THAT, WELL, THEN WE'RE ALL SCREWED. 464 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,233 - TOUCHE. - MM. 465 00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,600 - WHOO! 466 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,900 - [grunts] - JUST ONE QUESTION, THOUGH-- 467 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,567 YOU COULDN'T WAIT FIVE MINUTES? 468 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,567 I MEAN, YOU REALLY HAD TO BUST UP MY MOMENT? 469 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,400 - OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOUR MOMENT"? 470 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400 YOU PUTTING THE MOVES ON KIRSTEN AGAIN? 471 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,667 - DUDE, YOU GLOCK-BLOCKED ME. 472 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,267 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 473 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,667 - YEAH, YOU DO. YOU GLOCK-BLOCKED ME. 474 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,100 - YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT COMING ON TO KIRSTEN. 475 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,167 - AH, I DON'T CARE. 476 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,067 SHE SMELLS LIKE A BASKET OF PEACHES. 477 00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:47,333 - OH, I'M GONNA REPORT YOU. 478 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,267 - IN A GOOD WAY? - NO. 479 00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:52,267 [indistinct chatter] 480 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:55,267 [suspenseful music] 481 00:19:55,267 --> 00:20:00,667 * * 482 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:05,067 - [laughs] THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY HORRIFYING. 483 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,200 [monitor beeping] 484 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,500 - THE VAMP BOSS HAS PROPOSED A SIT-DOWN. 485 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,700 - OH, CRAP. 486 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,200 - LANDRY, I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT JOHN-JOHN. 487 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,867 - HEY, YOU WANT A LITTLE BLOOD? I'M SURE YOU COULD SUCK SOME 488 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,367 OUT OF THERE. - OH, COME ON. 489 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,167 - MY GOD! [man choking] 490 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,467 - I HAVE SOME AWFUL NEWS TO TELL YOU. 491 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,367 - WHAT ELSE? DID ZOMBIES COME UP? 492 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:33,667 - YEAH, CAPTAIN, THEY DID. - YEAH. 493 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,000 - I GOT THIS. - I CAN TELL IT. 494 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,867 THE VAMPIRES--I WOULD LOVE TO TELL THE STORY. 32555

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