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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:08,100 - HOW DOES SOMETHING THAT SMELLS SO BAD 2 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,333 TASTE SO GOOD? 3 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:10,567 - IT'S LIKE HAVING A CHILD WITH ME. 4 00:00:10,567 --> 00:00:12,833 - A CHILD WITH A GUN. - YEAH. 5 00:00:12,833 --> 00:00:15,467 - [panting] 6 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:17,000 - HMM. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,067 [zombies growling] 8 00:00:18,067 --> 00:00:19,400 OH, COME ON! 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,567 - UGH, ON MONDAY? 10 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:23,000 [grunts] 11 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:25,567 - [screaming] 12 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,700 [gunfire] 13 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:29,700 [whimpering] 14 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,433 - [sighs] GOD. 15 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:34,200 ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. 16 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,833 - BILLY? 17 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:38,100 - YEAH? 18 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,533 - YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? 19 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:44,767 - SSS--STEPHAN-- JEN--DRIANE. 20 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:47,300 - LINDSAY. - LINDSAY! RIGHT! 21 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:50,067 OH, MY GOD. HOW ARE YOU, GIRL? 22 00:00:50,067 --> 00:00:51,333 - YOU'RE SUCH AN [bleep]. 23 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:52,433 YOU DIDN'T EVEN CALL AFTER WE WENT OUT. 24 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,967 - I'M PRETTY SURE I CALLED YOU. 25 00:00:53,967 --> 00:00:55,300 - NO, YOU TEXTED. 26 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,567 - I TEXTED. THAT'S THE SAME THING. 27 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:58,800 - THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING, YOU DOUCHE! 28 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,467 - THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 29 00:01:00,467 --> 00:01:02,067 - DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHAT WE DID THAT NIGHT? 30 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:03,600 - WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS, YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY IT 31 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,067 IN FRONT OF THIS PRUDE. 32 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:07,867 - YOU TOOK ME TO SANTA ANITA TO WATCH THE HORSE RACE. 33 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:09,133 - OH, THAT'S NOT SO BAD. - I DIDN'T WANNA GO! 34 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,600 I JUST PRETENDED I WANTED TO GO 35 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,067 BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO GO. 36 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:14,500 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE MAD AT YOURSELF. 37 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,200 - AND THEN YOU HAD US SIT IN THE FRONT ROW, 38 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,767 AND IT SMELLED LIKE [bleep]. 39 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:19,433 - HEY, I DON'T CONTROL HORSES, LANEY. 40 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:21,067 - [sighs] LINDSAY! 41 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,667 - FINE. 42 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:25,567 LISTEN, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T CALL YOU. 43 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:27,833 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY UPSET ABOUT THAT. 44 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:30,067 AND I'M SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE HORSES. 45 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:32,067 WHY DON'T WE GET YOU BACK TO THE STATION, 46 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:33,867 WASH YOU UP, 47 00:01:33,867 --> 00:01:35,400 PROBABLY WASH OUT THAT MOUTH OF YOURS, 48 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,600 AND GET THIS ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 49 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,333 - REALLY? YOU GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME. 50 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:44,100 THERE IS NO WAY THAT I AM GETTING IN A CAR WITH YOU. 51 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,267 YOU GOTTA BE FRICKIN' KIDDING ME. 52 00:01:45,267 --> 00:01:47,067 - OKAY, LET'S GO. 53 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:49,267 - OH, SO YOU ASK ME ONCE, AND THAT'S IT? 54 00:01:49,267 --> 00:01:52,167 WAY TO HAVE PERSEVERANCE. YOU'RE A REAL MAN! 55 00:01:52,167 --> 00:01:54,600 - THAT'S, LIKE, MY LIFE ON A DAILY BASIS. 56 00:01:54,600 --> 00:02:00,600 - GET-- [screams] 57 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,100 [gunfire] 58 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:05,067 YOU ARE, LIKE, THE WORST COP EVER! 59 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,867 DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER TRAIN YOU? 60 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:08,467 SERIOUSLY! 61 00:02:08,467 --> 00:02:09,667 - I'M GONNA SHOOT HER IF YOU DON'T. 62 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:11,200 - NO, I GOT THIS. - [yelling indistinctly] 63 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,200 ...SO I CAN GET YOU FIRED! [gunshot] 64 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,467 - ONE YEAR AGO... 65 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,367 - VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AND ZOMBIES... 66 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:19,233 - DESCENDED UPON CALIFORNIA'S SAN FERNANDO VALLEY. 67 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:21,967 - AUTHORITIES REMAIN BAFFLED BY THEIR ORIGINS. 68 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:26,933 [punk music] 69 00:02:26,933 --> 00:02:28,267 *I THINK IT'S TIME TO PUT THIS BODY* 70 00:02:28,267 --> 00:02:29,567 *IN THE GROUND* 71 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:34,067 *OH-OH OH-OH OH-OH * 72 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:35,300 * WE'RE LOSIN' ALL CONTROL * 73 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:36,300 *THE BUILDINGS* 74 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,633 *ALL TURNED TO DUST * 75 00:02:37,633 --> 00:02:39,233 *AND I FEEL IT'S GETTIN' CLOSER * 76 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:42,133 *'CAUSE THEY'RE COMING FOR US* 77 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:44,067 - EVENING. 78 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:45,567 WANNA GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO OFFICER PIERCE 79 00:02:45,567 --> 00:02:47,533 WHO'S BACK WITH US AFTER A THANKFULLY SHORT STAY 80 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:49,133 IN THE HOSPITAL. 81 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:50,467 AND I WANNA GIVE A FOND FAREWELL 82 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:52,733 TO RODNEY, OUR FORMER SOUND MAN 83 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:54,633 WHO BIT IT IN A DONUT SHOP FRIDAY NIGHT 84 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,067 BECAUSE HE WAS NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 85 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:58,400 DIDN'T KNOW RODNEY WELL. 86 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,833 FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, HE WAS OBVIOUSLY 87 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:02,100 A NATURAL BLONDE WHO SMELLED LIKE APRICOTS. 88 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,633 HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE THAT WAY. 89 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:07,400 ON THAT NOTE, LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR NEW SOUND MAN, ROGER. 90 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,267 - UH, JAMIE, ACTUALLY. 91 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:10,733 BUT, UH... IS THIS THING ON? 92 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,667 [chuckling] SOUND JOKE. 93 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,200 I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE, YOU GUYS. 94 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,600 KIND OF AN OUTDOOR GUY. I LOVE SNOWBOARDING. 95 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,767 IF YOU CAN'T FIND ME, I AM DEFINITELY ON THE SLOPES. 96 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,100 - LAST ORDER OF BUSINESS. 97 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,700 - JAMIE. - UTF IS LAUNCHING 98 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,067 A MONSTER AWARENESS CAMPAIGN. 99 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:25,067 YOU WILL SEE THESE POSTERS AROUND THE VALLEY. 100 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:27,267 HELP US, HELP YOU. 101 00:03:27,267 --> 00:03:29,200 DON'T BE... 102 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,067 A SUCKER. 103 00:03:31,067 --> 00:03:33,500 FINALLY, AND I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT, 104 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:37,100 PARTNERS PROVIDE PROTECTION. 105 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:39,833 - IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE GAY? 106 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:41,067 - EXCUSE ME? 107 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:42,167 - SHE'S RIGHT, SIR. IT DOES LOOK KINDA GAY. 108 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:45,100 - IT'S NOT GAY. - IT'S NOT NOT GAY. 109 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,300 - YEAH, WELL, I'M MARRIED, SO OBVIOUSLY, IT'S NOT GAY. 110 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:51,267 - GUYS, GAY, STRAIGHT, FILIPINO LADYBOY... 111 00:03:51,267 --> 00:03:52,733 IT'S ALL JUST LABELS ANYWAY, RIGHT? 112 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,200 WE'RE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN. 113 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,100 THE LIGHTS GO DOWN... IT ALL FEELS THE SAME. 114 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,400 FINALLY, LET'S GET OUT THERE 115 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,500 AND KILL SOMETHING! 116 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:03,367 - OH, YEAH! 117 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:14,233 - [grunting] 118 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:20,100 OH, MY GOSH. OH, I'M SO SORRY. 119 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,100 ARE YOU OKAY? - OFFICER LANDRY. 120 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,733 - UH, YES, CAPTAIN. 121 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:25,267 - YOU DOING A LITTLE JAZZERCISE, 122 00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:26,700 A STEP CLASS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 123 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,067 - HA. NO. ACTUALLY, 124 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,900 IT'S A PRETTY BRUTAL WORKOUT. 125 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:32,900 MY DAD USED TO BE IN THE MILITARY AND-- 126 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:34,433 - AND THIS COUNTRY OWES HIM A DEBT OF GRATITUDE. 127 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:35,667 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 128 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,533 YOU READY FOR A LITTLE ACTION TONIGHT? 129 00:04:37,533 --> 00:04:39,733 - OH, [stammers] FOR SURE. 130 00:04:39,733 --> 00:04:41,833 I-I'M MORE THAN READY. - THEN TAKE THOSE CLOTHES OFF 131 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,867 AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE. 132 00:04:45,967 --> 00:04:47,633 THAT WAS MISLEADING. 133 00:04:47,633 --> 00:04:49,767 PUT YOUR UNIFORM ON, OFFICER LANDRY. 134 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,367 I'M TAKING YOU OUT ON THE BEAT. 135 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:53,900 - OKAY. I'LL GET READY. 136 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,800 - OKAY, PRINCESS, YOU'RE DONE HERE. 137 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,933 - IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. 138 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:08,500 YOU CAUGHT THE CAPTAIN IN A GOOD MOOD. 139 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,300 - IF YOU NEED TO MAKE A CALL, YOU CAN USE MY PHONE 140 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,367 OR THE PHONE ON THE BOOKING DESK. 141 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:14,733 - I DON'T NEED TO CALL ANYONE. 142 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:18,433 I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO CALL. 143 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:19,933 - YOU DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO COME GET YOU? 144 00:05:19,933 --> 00:05:23,533 - I GOT MATEO KILLED, OKAY? NO ONE'S COMING TO GET ME. 145 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:25,067 I GUESS WE'RE DRIVING YOU HOME. 146 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:27,467 - WHAT? - ANYBODY NEED TO USE THE CAN? 147 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:28,667 - NO. 148 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:30,233 - HMM. WELL, I DO. SO... 149 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:32,767 HANG ON FOR A MINUTE. 150 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:41,633 - LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 151 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,633 - OH, SOME TEENS ARE BEATING UP A SLOW WALKER. 152 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:50,333 - A ZOMBIE? - NO. 153 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,100 JUST AN UNUSUALLY SLOW GUY. 154 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,167 - THE MAN JUST ASKED A QUESTION. 155 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:54,600 - YES. A ZOMBIE. 156 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,167 WHEN THEY'VE BEEN AROUND TOO LONG, 157 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:57,800 THEY DO THAT... DRUNK SHUFFLE. 158 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,567 - YO, THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. - WHOO! 159 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,833 AAH! 160 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:07,667 [siren wails] 161 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,667 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT 162 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:15,733 THAN BEAT UP SOME POOR ZOMBIE? 163 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,233 - WE WERE JUST HELPING OUT THE COPS 164 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:19,400 LIKE IT SAYS ON THE POSTERS. 165 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,133 - LISTEN UP, BITCHES. 166 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:22,167 THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A ZOMBIE 167 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:24,300 YOU [bleep] CALL US, ALL RIGHT? 168 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,900 WE JUST DON'T GO BEATING ON IT WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 169 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,733 WE TAKE CARE OF IT... THE PROPER WAY. 170 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:29,933 - UH, JOHN-JOHN. - WHAT? 171 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:31,833 - [growling] 172 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,067 boys: OH! 173 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:34,833 - JOHN-JOHN! - HUH? 174 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,067 boys: OH! 175 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,200 - NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 176 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,933 GO HOME...NOW. 177 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:46,467 - DID YOU SEE THAT? 178 00:06:46,467 --> 00:06:48,933 - I SHOULD PLAY PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL. 179 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,933 - SEE, I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THE ZOMBIES. 180 00:06:56,933 --> 00:07:00,600 THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A HOBO AND...POO. 181 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,633 THE VAMPS... THE VAMPS I HATE. 182 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:04,067 THEY RUN DRUGS. THEY LAUNDER MONEY. 183 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:06,333 THEY'RE HEAVY INTO THE SEX-FOR-BLOOD TRADE. 184 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,967 THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE THE DOUCHE BAGS 185 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:09,933 OF THE MONSTER COMMUNITY, IF YOU WILL. 186 00:07:09,933 --> 00:07:11,400 - WHAT ABOUT WEREWOLVES? 187 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,233 - SAD SITUATION, KRISTEN. - KIRSTEN. 188 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,767 - KRESKIN. - KIRSTEN. 189 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:18,400 - SAD SITUATION. MY OLD PARTNER WAS A WEREWOLF. 190 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,700 - YOU'RE KIDDING. 191 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,833 - ABOUT A YEAR AGO, 192 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:21,967 HE WAS OUT TAKING HIS DOG FOR A SQUAT. 193 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:23,133 WEREWOLF ATTACKED THEM BOTH. 194 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:24,533 KILLED THE DOG. TURNED MY PARTNER. 195 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:27,067 - TURNED HIM INTO A WEREWOLF? - THAT IS CORRECT. 196 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:29,300 AND NOW HE'S GOTTA LOCK HIMSELF UP EVERY FULL MOON 197 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,533 SO HE DOESN'T HURT ANYBODY. 198 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,700 - JEEZ! - TALKED TO HIS WIFE. 199 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,867 LAST FULL MOON, SHE HAD HER FIRST ORGASM. 200 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:36,933 - UH...OH... 201 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,467 - ALL UNITS. CALL FOR UNKNOWN CREATURE 202 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,500 TRAPPED IN THE ATTIC. 203 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,467 COLDWATER CANYON NEAR GREENLEAF. 204 00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:43,233 - ISN'T THAT RIGHT NEAR US? - YEAH, KRISTEN. 205 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:45,567 IT IS. LET'S ROCK AND ROLL. 206 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:46,833 [siren wailing] 207 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,400 - YOU KNOW, SOFIA, I GOTTA TELL YA... 208 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,067 I DON'T LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU. 209 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,467 I MEAN, I GOT TWO DAUGHTERS. 210 00:07:56,467 --> 00:07:59,067 HERE. 211 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,967 CHECK IT OUT. 212 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,200 THERE'S LUCILLE. SHE'S FIVE. 213 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,533 AND THEN TESSA, THE LITTLE ONE, 214 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:07,833 SHE JUST TURNED THREE. 215 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:08,933 I MEAN, DO YOUR PARENTS EVEN KNOW 216 00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:10,233 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? - HA. 217 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:12,067 - QUIET, BILLY. 218 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:14,433 - MY BROTHER KNOWS. - OH, YOU TOLD HIM? 219 00:08:14,433 --> 00:08:15,867 - HIS FRIENDS DID. 220 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:17,933 I USED TO DATE HIS BEST FRIEND RICO. 221 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:20,467 - IS HE THE ONE THAT GOT YOU INTO THIS? 222 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,800 - YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST DROP ME OFF RIGHT HERE. 223 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,567 - NO, SOFIA. WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU HOME. 224 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:27,267 WHERE'S HOME? 225 00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:28,933 - DONDE ESTA HOME, SOFIA? 226 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:30,400 - BILLY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 227 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,133 WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 228 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:33,333 - ANYWHERE. 229 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,967 - SOFIA, WHERE'S YOUR HOME? 230 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:37,333 - NOWHERE. 231 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,100 - LOOK, I'M TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR HERE. 232 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,467 YOU GET CAUGHT ON BLOOD-FOR-SEX AGAIN, 233 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:45,567 IT'S A MANDATORY 30-DAY SENTENCE. 234 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,167 - AND YOU WILL GET CAUGHT, LITTLE GIRL... 235 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:48,900 'CAUSE WE GOT CAMERAS AT THAT MOTEL NOW. 236 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,467 - WHAT THE HELL, BILLY? 237 00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:52,600 - OR MAYBE...WE DON'T. 238 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,800 - LISTEN, SOFIA, YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND. 239 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,800 - HOW? 240 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,867 I'M A [bleep] VAMPIRE. 241 00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,633 WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT? 242 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:01,233 - LISTEN, THE WAY YOU'RE GOING, 243 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:03,167 YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN JAIL... OR WORSE. 244 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,533 I GUARANTEE IT. 245 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,433 SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT A SHOT. 246 00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:08,100 WHY NOT? 247 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,833 - [sighs] 248 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,433 OKAY. I'LL TRY. 249 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:13,800 - YOU'RE JUST GONNA TRY? 250 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,100 - YOU MEAN IT? 251 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:19,067 [police radio chatter] 252 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:22,100 - YES. 253 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,767 YES, I'LL TRY. 254 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:26,500 - ALL RIGHT. COOL. 255 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,100 - I THINK SHE LIKES YOU. - BILLY. 256 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,067 WOW. 257 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:37,133 I AM HUNGRY. LET'S GO GET A SLICE OF PIZZA. 258 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,167 - YEAH, IN A MINUTE. I WANNA SEE WHERE SHE'S GOING. 259 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:42,067 - UH, WE GOT A BIG, FAT WEENIE IN THE CAR. 260 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,267 - ARE YOU JOKING? 261 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:49,767 - YOU GUYS STAY CLOSE, ALL RIGHT? 262 00:09:54,267 --> 00:09:59,867 CARLA. 263 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,133 WHAT THE FUNK? COME ON, MAN! 264 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,000 I KNOW Y'ALL THINK THIS IS FUN AND GAMES, 265 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 BUT ONE OF YOU "MEET THE FOCKERS" IS GONNA GET HURT. 266 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,833 - "MEET THE FOCKERS"? 267 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:10,400 - TV CREW SAYS I CURSE TOO MUCH. - YEAH, I'M JUST NOT SURE 268 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,700 HOW MUCH WE CAN BLEEP, TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, SO... 269 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,667 - WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU DOING? 270 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,867 - JUST HELPING OUT THE UTF, MAN. 271 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,867 JUST HELPING YOU HELP US... HELP YOU. 272 00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,967 - MAN, YOU TALK A PRETTY TOUGH GAME, 273 00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:23,133 BEATING UP SLOW WALKERS. 274 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:24,967 LET'S SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE 275 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,300 WHEN SOME FRESHIE COMES AFTER YOU 276 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,833 AND TEARS YOU UP LIKE A SPARE RIB. 277 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,333 - WHEN WHAT DOES WHAT? 278 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,767 - FRESH ZOMBIES. 279 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,633 RIGHT AFTER THEY GET BIT, THEY'RE LIKE ATTACK DOGS. 280 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,233 - THAT'S RIGHT. THE ONLY REASON WHY 281 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,533 THIS GUY'S GOT A JOB IS BECAUSE THE JACKASS BEFORE HIM 282 00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:39,267 WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND GOT BIT. 283 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:40,667 SORRY, MAN. REAL TALK. 284 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,167 - YEAH, NO. KEEP THAT REAL WITH ME. 285 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:46,667 - IS ANYBODY STILL CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON? 286 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,633 - GREAT. NOW, BACK THE [bleep] UP. 287 00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:59,133 - SLUG-IN-A-DITCH! 288 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:02,067 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - OH, NO WORRIES. 289 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:04,233 AND SAY HEY TO THE GAY COPS WHEN YOU SEE 'EM. 290 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,700 - THEY'RE NOT GAY! THEY JUST LOOK GAY. 291 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:21,633 - NICE NEIGHBORHOOD. - YES, IT IS. 292 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,633 [doorbell chimes] 293 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,700 - GOOD EVENING. I'M OFFICER DASHELL. 294 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,800 - HI. THANKS FOR GETTING HERE SO QUICKLY. 295 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,167 I'M AARON, BY THE WAY. THIS IS MY WIFE VANESSA. 296 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,400 - HI. 297 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,100 - YES. LOVELY HOME YOU HAVE HERE. 298 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:37,100 - THANKS. YEAH, WE JUST MOVED IN. 299 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,333 SORRY ABOUT ALL THE BOXES ALL OVER THE PLACE. 300 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,833 - NOT AT ALL. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 301 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,600 - WELL, WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED, 302 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,067 AND OUR DOG KINDA WON'T STOP BARKING AT THE ATTIC, 303 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,633 AND WE THINK SOMETHING'S UP THERE. 304 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:49,167 - WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S AN ANIMAL OR A PERSON. 305 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,700 BUT I'VE BEEN SEEING YOUR POSTERS AROUND TOWN, 306 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,900 SO I THOUGHT WE SHOULD GIVE YOU A CALL. 307 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,967 - DID THE RIGHT THING. WHERE'S THE DOG NOW? 308 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,867 - OH, HE'S IN THE BACKYARD, SO HE WON'T BOTHER YOU. 309 00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:59,100 - WHAT KINDA DOG? - WHEATEN TERRIER. 310 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,533 - AH. WHEATENS. EFFECTIVE MAN-STOPPERS. 311 00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,233 STURDY. BRIGHT. 312 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,633 GOOD LITTLE POOCHES. 313 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,100 SHALL WE? - YES! 314 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,333 - GREAT. - AARON. 315 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,067 - THIS IS MY PARTNER OFFICER LANDRY. 316 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,500 - HI. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 317 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,067 - WHEN I SAY PARTNER, OF COURSE, I MEAN THAT 318 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,167 IN A PROFESSIONAL SENSE. 319 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,733 IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO ENJOY 320 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:19,367 A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH A FEMALE OFFICER 321 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,767 OR A MALE OFFICER, FOR THAT MATTER. 322 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,567 YOU SPEND SO MANY LONG HOURS TOGETHER, 323 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,733 YOU PLAY GAMES, TELL EACH OTHER SECRETS... 324 00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:26,567 BECOME SO FAMILIAR, 325 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:29,667 EVEN ADDICTED TO THEIR SMELL. 326 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,867 LIKE I SAID... PARTNERS. 327 00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:34,367 - OKAY. UM... 328 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:37,200 LET ME JUST GET THE LATCH OPEN. 329 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,933 - COVER ME, LANDRY. 330 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,667 COVER ME. 331 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:55,567 [clicks tongue] 332 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,267 OH, YEAH. 333 00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,933 I SEE HIM. 334 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,400 GOT YOURSELF A ROOF RAT. 335 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,400 - HUH? 336 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,267 - YEP. A ROOF RAT. 337 00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:05,333 PROBLEM IS, THAT'S AN ANIMAL CONTROL ISSUE. 338 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:08,767 UTF...WE'RE A LITTLE BUSY CATCHING ACTUAL MONSTERS. 339 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,500 - UH, NO, I UNDERSTAND. 340 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,600 YEAH, I GUESS WE'LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL. 341 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,267 - BUT COULDN'T WE TAKE CARE OF IT ANYWAYS? 342 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,067 I MEAN... IT'S JUST A RAT, RIGHT? 343 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:24,533 OKEY-DOKEY. LET'S DO THIS. 344 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,500 OKAY, RATTY RAT RAT RAT. 345 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,700 HERE, RATTY RAT RAT RAT-- 346 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,733 - [squeaking] - AAH! 347 00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:32,067 - OH! - AH! 348 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,267 [rat squeaking] 349 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,233 YOU WANT A FIGHT? 350 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,900 I'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT. LANDRY, LET'S GO! 351 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,867 - WELL, SPIT IN MY SALAD. 352 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:45,233 SAME GODDAMN MOTEL! 353 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,867 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 354 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,467 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DO BELIEVE IT. 355 00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,967 'CAUSE SHE'S A WHORE. - DON'T SAY THAT. 356 00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:51,300 - HEY! DON'T ROMANTICIZE IT, STU. 357 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:54,100 SHE'S A WHORE AND A VAMPIRE AND A PROSTITUTE. 358 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,700 AND THAT'S ALL SHE'S EVER GONNA BE. 359 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,467 - YEAH, WELL, ONCE UPON A TIME...SHE WASN'T. 360 00:13:58,467 --> 00:13:59,633 - ONCE UPON A TIME. 361 00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,467 WHAT, ARE WE IN FAIRY-TALE LAND NOW? 362 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,967 - YES. YOU THINK EVERY HOMELESS GUY STARTS OUT HOMELESS? 363 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,067 - YES. - NO, YOU DON'T. 364 00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,333 YOU THINK EVERYBODY IN A WHEELCHAIR 365 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,967 STARTS OUT IN A WHEELCHAIR? - BE FUNNY IF THEY DID. 366 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,300 - NO, IT WOULDN'T. IT WOULD BE TRAGIC. 367 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,833 IT'S A LOT OF THINGS. IT'S LIFE, IT'S LUCK, IT'S-- 368 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,500 both: PARENTING. - JINX. 369 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,767 - I REFUSE YOUR JINX. - YOU CANNOT REJECT A JINX. 370 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:20,067 THAT'S THE POINT OF A JINX. THERE'S JINX RULES. 371 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,800 - THEY'RE-- WE ARE IN THE VALLEY. 372 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,667 - ARE WE GONNA SIT HERE AND SOLVE THE WHOLE WORLD'S PROBLEMS 373 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,267 OR ARE WE GONNA GO BUST THAT VAMPIRE WHORE? 374 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,900 - NOT YET. WE GOTTA CATCH HER IN THE ACT 375 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,267 IF WE WANNA BRING HER IN. 376 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,933 - I CAN CATCH HER IN THE ACT. 377 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:31,500 - DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. 378 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,733 - MAGIC. 379 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,967 [siren whoops] 380 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,700 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 381 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,133 - JESUS. 382 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,233 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 383 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:45,400 - DUDE, DIDN'T WE JUST TELL THESE KIDS TO LEAVE? 384 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,067 - YEAH. I THOUGHT SO. YOU AGAIN? 385 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:50,200 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO STAY OUTTA TROUBLE. 386 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:54,600 - RAAAAAH! 387 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,833 - OKAY, I GOT HIM! HE'S UNDER THE COUCH! 388 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,500 SECURE THE PERIMETER. I WANT EVERY EXIT SEALED OFF. 389 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,833 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 390 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,433 - DO SOMETHING! - THEY ARE THE PROFESSIONALS. 391 00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,200 - WHAT? - OH, CAPTAIN, IF YOU CLOSE THAT 392 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,167 THE FLUE'S GONNA-- - I GOT IT, IT'S OKAY. 393 00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,433 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 394 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,567 IT'S GONNA COME DOWN TO WHO WANTS THIS MORE. 395 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:13,433 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS? 396 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,467 - GO--GO GET IT! 397 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,533 ALL RIGHT! COME TO PAPA, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 398 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,700 [alarm blaring, Vanessa coughing] 399 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,967 THE RAT IS GONNA MAKE A BREAK FOR IT. 400 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,400 GET READY TO DO SOME KILLING! 401 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,667 COME ON OUT, YOU GLORIFIED SQUIRREL! 402 00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,367 [both grunting] 403 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,567 [John-John yelling and swearing] 404 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,567 [clicking] 405 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,967 [snarling] 406 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,300 - JOHN-JOHN! - BATTING CAGES. 407 00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,233 - BEHIND YOU. 408 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,333 - OH! 409 00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:30,600 - [mouthing words] 410 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,367 - YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED, KID. 411 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,867 YOU GET BIT? - NO. 412 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,833 - NICE. 413 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,667 - MAYBE IF WE PICK UP THE COUCH-- 414 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,067 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU HAVE TO SPEAK-- 415 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,900 AAH! AAH! 416 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,533 - NO! OW! 417 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:50,900 - OH, MY GOD! - [bleep] 418 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,167 MY NOSE! - HEY, LOOK. 419 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,533 BREATHE INTO THAT. 420 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,600 OKAY, LOOK AT ME! BREATHE INTO THAT! 421 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,767 BREATHE INTO THAT! 422 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,067 - HE'S BY THE WINDOW! 423 00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:03,067 - AAH! 424 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,567 I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! 425 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,133 BURN, VERMIN! 426 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,133 BURN! 427 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,567 HEY! MOVE! 428 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,067 I GOT HIM! - OH, MY GOD. 429 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,633 - WELL...I DON'T THINK THAT LITTLE FELLOW'S 430 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,800 GONNA BE BOTHERING ANYBODY ANY TIME SOON. 431 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,500 [alarm continues] 432 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,500 - DON'T! 433 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,100 - OH, MY GOD. HE IS A BIG EFFER. 434 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,367 IS THAT HER PIMP? - I MEAN, IT MUST BE. 435 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:32,600 IF IT WERE HER JOHN, 436 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,700 WOULDN'T HE BE HAVING SEX WITH HER, RIGHT? 437 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,400 - NOT NECESSARILY. I MEAN, HE COULD JUST BE GETTING 438 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,100 A SLIPPERY PETE OR A LINDSAY LO-- 439 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,667 - I DON'T NEED THE TECHNICALITIES. 440 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,700 - IT'S REALLY WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO. 441 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,767 WHATEVER HE'S INTO. AH, WHAT THE HELL. 442 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,300 MAYBE IT IS A JOHN. - OR IT'S HER PIMP. 443 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,867 AND HE'S GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER ANYWAY? 444 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,100 - IF I WAS A PIMP, 445 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,167 I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH MY WHORES. 446 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:51,300 - AH, JESUS CHRIST, BILLY. 447 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,633 YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH? 448 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,133 - I FRENCH KISS MY MOTHER WITH THIS MOUTH. 449 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,733 - YOU'RE DISGUSTING. - I'M JUST KIDDING. 450 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,467 SHE'S NOT THAT HOT. - WHAT? 451 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,867 - I'M KIDDING. SHE IS PRETTY HOT. 452 00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:00,667 - I WANT A NEW PARTNER. - LET'S GET BACK 453 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,467 TO POLICE PROTOCOL. - UGH. I CAN'T WATCH THIS. 454 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,733 - THAT'S OKAY. I'LL DESCRIBE THE GOOD PARTS FOR YOU. 455 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,567 - DON'T. - OKAY, HE'S ON TOP OF HER. 456 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,933 OH! THERE GOES THE BELT. WAIT A MINUTE. 457 00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,500 OH, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S INTO THE CHOKE-- 458 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,067 [gasps] CHOKING THING. 459 00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,700 - WHAT? SER--IS THAT WHAT HE'S DOING TO HER? 460 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,433 - HE'S CHOKING HER. HER LEGS ARE FLAILING! 461 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,067 - TRUST ME. SHE IS NOT INTO THIS. 462 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,800 LET'S GO! 463 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:32,233 - WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? 464 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,967 THINK IT'S A SERTA? 465 00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:42,633 WAS SHE UNDER THERE? - NO. 466 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:43,567 - FIGURES. 467 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,867 - BILLY. BATHROOM. 468 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,533 - I JUST WENT. 469 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,600 OH. 470 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,833 - [whispering] COVER ME! 471 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,833 - AW, JEEZ. 472 00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:11,600 - GOD DAMN IT! 473 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,067 [glass shatters] 474 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,400 - FREEZE! I SEE HIM, STU! 475 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,233 NO LUCK, MAN. 476 00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:46,100 STU, LISTEN. 477 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,433 SORRY ABOUT, UH... YOU KNOW. 478 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:51,567 - YEAH. CAN'T SAVE THE WORLD, THOUGH. 479 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:54,300 - NO, YOU CAN'T. 480 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,733 LISTEN, DON'T YOU HAVE-- 481 00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:58,333 DON'T YOUR KIDS HAVE TO BE UP IN LIKE THREE HOURS? 482 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,700 - YEAH, I... 483 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,433 USUALLY MAKE LUCILLE LUNCH. 484 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:05,067 - I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU, MAN. 485 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,233 WELL, LET'S GET YOU SOME SLEEP. 486 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:10,067 SO YOU CAN MAKE THOSE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES. 487 00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,567 - ALMOND BUTTER. - WHAT? 488 00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,533 - ONE KID IN THE SCHOOL IS ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS, 489 00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:15,333 SO NOBODY CAN BRING PEANUT BUTTER. 490 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,867 - THAT'S BULL[bleep]! - YEAH, MAN. 491 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,567 - ONE KID, HUH? - ONE KID. 492 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,933 - WHERE'S HE LIVE? - VAN NUYS. 493 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:23,033 - LET'S GO. 494 00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:31,400 - FOUR BLOODMOBILES WERE HIJACKED 495 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,000 WITHIN A TEN-MILE RADIUS OF THIS STATION. 496 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,067 - REMEMBER WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT HAVING SEX 497 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,867 IF WE WERE ABOUT TO DIE? 498 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,267 - OFFICER LANDRY, I HAVE A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. 499 00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:40,267 - I AM VERY COMFORTABLE AT THIS WEIGHT. 500 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:43,567 - AMBER. - I'M RICO. 501 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,833 - WHERE'S THE AMMO? 502 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,300 - GO OUT THERE AND FIND MY BLOODMOBILES! 503 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,933 [growling] - ZOMBIE! 504 00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:48,833 [crunching] 33232

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