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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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You see
that little screw there?
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Just go ahead
and tighten her up.
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Like this?
Yep.
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Uh, run outside
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and turn the water back on.
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Who knew you were so handy?
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Yeah. There's just things
guys need to be good at.
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What else you good at?
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Pastor Jeff is
looking to bring in
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a youth pastor.
Well, hey, y'all.
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I need to tell you something
in confidence.
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No one's home.
It's just the two of us.
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That's what I was hoping.
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This is wrong.
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.
Question.
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Y'all ever had a youth lock-in?
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Oh. No.
Whenever we talk about it,
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Pastor Jeff shoots it down.
Why?
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Kids love sleepovers.
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Doing it here
shows them church can be fun.
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I don't know.
The Methodists did it last year.
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They're still cleaning up
Silly String.
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Sounds like they had a blast.
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I'll talk to Pastor Jeff.
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Okay,
but don't say I didn't warn you.
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Lock-in? I love it!
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Look at that.
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You always say no.
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That was before I had a baby
in the house.
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I love him, but a night away
sounds like magic.
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I'm on it. Hey, you want
to chaperone with me?
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Oh. Uh...
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I don't know.
Come on.
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We'll pull an all-nighter.
It'll be fun.
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Yeah, Mary.
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Don't be such a lame-o.
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I'm not a lame-o.
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I'm a fun-o.
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So you're in?
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You betcha.
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All right. Fun-o is in.
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We got ourselves
a lock-in to plan.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Come on.
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Need a hand?
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This thing ate my quarters,
and now it's stuck.
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That tends to happen
with number seven.
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What you want to do
is a push-pull.
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And here I was just pushing
like a damn fool.
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I ain't seen you in here before.
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Oh, I just moved back
from San Antonio.
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Oh, big city girl.
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Well, now I'm "living
back with my parents" girl.
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That's all right.
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I lived with my folks
not too long ago.
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Isn't it weird?
Whenever you live at home,
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no matter how old you are,
you feel like a teenager.
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It did feel that way.
I'm Georgie.
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Mandy.
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And now that we're
on a first-name basis,
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I'm gonna throw my underwear
in here.
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And since I'm a gentleman,
I ain't gonna look.
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You just looked.
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I did.
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You do not look as if you meet
the age requirement.
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I'll be 16 next month.
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Wil Wheaton plays
Wesley Crusher.
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He's a child prodigy
who's very young
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to be on the bridge of
a Galaxy-class starship.
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Okay.
But he's so intelligent
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that most people
come to rely on him.
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Okay.
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Sounds kind of familiar, huh?
Okay.
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Anybody home?
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In here.
Hello.
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Okay.
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I have something fun for us
to do on Saturday night.
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Ooh, what?
The church is thinking...
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No.
Ugh.
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Hold on.
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We're gonna do
an overnight lock-in
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with pizza and games and movies.
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Boys and girls?
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Yes.
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I got to find cute pajamas.
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So, what do you say?
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Disrupting my sleep schedule
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to fraternize
with children my own age?
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We both know the answer.
I figured.
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I just wanted to make sure.
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Although I could use
someone as my eyes and ears
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if the kids get
to causing trouble.
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Are you asking me
to help enforce the rules
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and police the other children?
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Well, I wouldn't put it
quite like that.
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Because if you do, I'm in.
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Then what you said.
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I need to pick out pajamas.
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Did you give it
the old push-pull?
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You're back soon.
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What do you know
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about getting wine stains
out of rayon?
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You got to let it soak first.
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Does that work?
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I don't know.
That's just my answer
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to every laundry question.
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Smooth.
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So, what'd you do
in San Antonio?
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I was the weather girl
at the local TV station.
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No way.
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So you were on TV?
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5:30 every morning.
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More people are seeing me
right here.
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Why'd you leave?
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The station manager and I
broke up.
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But now his new girlfriend
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gets to be on TV.
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At 8:30. That bitch.
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That sucks.
And now
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I'm here,
hoping I don't run into anybody
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I went to high school with.
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Well, I think you're safe.
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Loretta there is one
of our younger customers.
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Oh. Seems like a good place
to meet girls.
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I met you.
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But play it cool.
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Loretta can get real jealous.
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Okay.
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Last chance.
You can still come chaperone.
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Hmm. All night in a church
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with a bunch
of other people's kids.
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And Pastor Jeff and Pastor Rob.
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Ooh, two pastors?
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Well, that is hard to say no to,
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but let me give it a shot. No.
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Your loss.
Missy, tell Billy we're leaving
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in 20 minutes!
Okay!
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Billy's going, too, huh?
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Yeah, of course.
And Brenda gonna chaperone?
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She was less interested
than you.
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Oh, there's no way
she's less interested than me.
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Well,
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I've already confiscated
a can of shaving cream,
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a box of stink bombs
and a PG-13 movie.
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What was the movie?
Dirty Dancing.
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Which is redundant
because all dancing's dirty.
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Well, I guess it's good
we got some eyes on the inside.
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Okay, I think everyone's here.
Why don't we, uh,
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circle up,
kick things off with a prayer.
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Great. Take
your neighbor's hand.
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Uh, Pastor Jeff,
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why don't you get in
on this.
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I'm neither holding hands
nor praying.
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I don't even know
why I walked over here.
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Heavenly Father, may this
evening bring us closer to you.
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Keep us safe
and, most importantly,
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Heavenly Father, help us
rock this night of fellowship.
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In Jesus' name
we pray, amen.
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Amen.
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I don't think he heard you.
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Amen!
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He can't hear you
because he's not real.
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One more time
for Sheldon, y'all.
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Amen!
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Hello.
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Hello?
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I've seen this before.
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They're big now,
but they're gonna get small.
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Yeah. It's called Honey,
I Shrunk the Kids.
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If you get scared, I'm here.
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Terrific.
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Bad news.
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Baby's got a fever.
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I need to go home.
Oh, no.
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Well, don't worry about things
here. We got it covered.
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Thank you.
If you want
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extra help, I can come.
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N-No, no, we need you here.
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I think you and I
could handle it alone.
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N... This is definitely
a three-person job.
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Okay, if you say so.
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All right, good luck.
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I'm here in spirit.
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If Sheldon
finds booze, dibs.
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You know one of the best things
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about working here? I always
smell like dryer sheets.
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Is that a good thing?
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Compared to how I used to smell,
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yeah.
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Oh. I guess I'm done.
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Actually, sometimes
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these machines don't get it
all dry on the first go.
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Let me buy you
another round.
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Okay. Thanks.
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How about, while this runs,
I take you to dinner?
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How old are you?
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Do not say 17.
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Old enough.
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Old enough to what? To drink?
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Yes, ma'am.
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"Ma'am"?
How old do you think I am?
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Well, I'm also old enough
to know that's a trap,
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so...
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How old are you?
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25.
21.
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I was worried
you were gonna say "19."
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Oh, no, I promise
I'm not 19.
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Hello.
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Hey.
Oh. Hi, Connie.
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Is your power out?
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No. Yours?
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Well, I just like asking
everybody that question.
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Of course it's out.
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Don't yell at me.
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I'm not yelling at you.
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It's just
such a stupid question.
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Maybe it's just my side
of the street.
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Hey, I'm here by myself.
Why don't you
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come by?
I'm good.
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What, you'd rather sit
in the dark
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than hang out with me?
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I got candles.
I'm gonna get some takeout.
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I'm good.
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Ooh. Well, I could come over.
We could...
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No. Bye.
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Hey. It's George.
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You want to grab a drink?
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Well, I'm a little busy,
but, uh, sure.
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Why not?
♪ Thank you
for bein' a friend. ♪
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Gentlemen. How are we tonight?
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Be cool.
Y'all wouldn't be
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planning on throwing
any water balloons
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at the girls later?
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No, sir.
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Nice try.
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How did he know?
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Maybe God told him.
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What are you girls reading?
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Christian Teen.
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It's such a good one.
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Oh.
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Really, girls?
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How'd you know?
Because I am your mother
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and I know everything.
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You can keep this one.
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What'd you get?
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Backpack full of
water balloons.
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Oh.
You?
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Sassy magazine.
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Uh-oh.
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I found this Walkman.
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Peg, they can have that.
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Mine now.
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You guys want to play sardines?
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What's that?
It's like
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hide-and-seek
except one person hides
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00:11:01,313 --> 00:11:03,106
and everyone else
tries to find them.
264
00:11:03,106 --> 00:11:05,776
That sounds like an
acceptable form of fun.
265
00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:07,402
It's only fun when we have
a really good hider,
266
00:11:07,402 --> 00:11:08,612
so not you.
267
00:11:08,612 --> 00:11:10,030
Hold on, I'm an excellent hider.
268
00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:11,448
Do you know
how many small spaces
269
00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:13,033
I've been stuffed into
in my life?
270
00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:14,701
All right, go hide.
271
00:11:14,701 --> 00:11:16,453
We'll close our eyes
and count to 20.
272
00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:19,039
One. Two.
273
00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,957
Three.
Why are you counting?
274
00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,171
When you did the weather,
275
00:11:26,171 --> 00:11:27,923
how'd you know
if it was gonna rain or not?
276
00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:29,841
Oh, I didn't.
277
00:11:29,841 --> 00:11:32,469
I just wore something low-cut
and read it off a screen.
278
00:11:32,469 --> 00:11:34,721
Nice.
279
00:11:37,474 --> 00:11:38,975
Who's that?
280
00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:41,144
That's my grandma.
She owns the Laundromat.
281
00:11:41,144 --> 00:11:43,313
Oh, cool.
Not really.
282
00:11:43,313 --> 00:11:44,981
I'm supposed to be there
right now. Hey,
283
00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:46,650
Meemaw.
Well,
284
00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:48,485
funny seeing you here.
285
00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:50,112
I'm just taking
a little dinner break.
286
00:11:50,112 --> 00:11:51,822
This is my friend Mandy.
287
00:11:51,822 --> 00:11:52,864
Hi, Mandy.
288
00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:54,157
Hello.
289
00:11:54,157 --> 00:11:55,200
Here we go,
290
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,827
two margaritas.
291
00:11:58,078 --> 00:12:00,038
You need a chair?
292
00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:01,081
No, she's good.
293
00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:02,082
Okay. Be back in a sec
294
00:12:02,082 --> 00:12:03,417
to take your order.
295
00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:05,585
I love their margaritas.
296
00:12:06,628 --> 00:12:08,088
Yeah, but I'm driving,
297
00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:09,881
so I'll probably
just have a sip or two.
298
00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:13,510
Or none.
I'm pretty full on chips.
299
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:16,680
He is
such a responsible young man.
Well,
300
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,014
this was fun.
301
00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:19,683
It was for me.
302
00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:21,726
Nice meeting you.
303
00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:36,032
♪ Don't know when
I've been so blue... ♪
304
00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:38,034
Interesting bar, George.
305
00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:39,453
Just wanted a change of pace.
306
00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:41,079
Well, other than
307
00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:43,790
the noise and smell,
you've picked a winner.
308
00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:47,210
You want to go someplace else,
we'll go someplace else.
309
00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:50,005
No, I'm happy to stay here
and bust your balls.
310
00:12:50,005 --> 00:12:51,548
I see they've even got
311
00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:54,217
a chili dog buffet,
and just the sight of it
312
00:12:54,217 --> 00:12:56,595
makes me want to sit
on a toilet.
313
00:13:00,974 --> 00:13:03,602
Hey.
314
00:13:03,602 --> 00:13:05,604
What brings you here?
315
00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:07,731
Just having a drink
with my buddy Tom.
316
00:13:07,731 --> 00:13:10,776
Tom, this is my neighbor Brenda.
317
00:13:10,776 --> 00:13:12,777
Well, hello there.
318
00:13:14,613 --> 00:13:16,072
Hi.
319
00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:19,117
Don't you usually hang out
at Nate's?
320
00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:21,828
Well, I thought
that was more your spot.
321
00:13:22,787 --> 00:13:24,831
Yeah, usually.
322
00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:28,168
But tonight he took me
to this charming dump.
323
00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:29,669
She works here.
324
00:13:31,004 --> 00:13:32,631
Cool.
325
00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:37,721
Well, it was nice meeting
you. I'll let y'all
326
00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:39,122
enjoy your night.
Good seeing you.
327
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,498
Hey, if you're
here by yourself,
328
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,751
join us.
Oh, no.
329
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:45,044
No, I wouldn't
want to intrude.
330
00:13:45,044 --> 00:13:46,212
We're probably
leaving soon, anyways.
331
00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:47,756
What are you talking about?
332
00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:49,924
You made me put on pants
and leave the house.
333
00:13:49,924 --> 00:13:52,385
I'm at least getting a beer
out of this.
334
00:13:55,454 --> 00:13:56,462
Fine.
335
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,614
Sit. I'll grab us a round.
336
00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:07,581
I guess I came here tonight
to avoid you,
337
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,583
and you had the same idea.
Mm.
338
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,085
Kind of funny.
339
00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:12,628
Hilarious.
340
00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:16,632
You can just put it
in the filing cabinet.
Oh, yeah.
341
00:14:19,301 --> 00:14:20,803
Wow.
342
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,429
Were all these cigarettes
taken from the kids?
343
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,139
Oh, no, those are Peg's.
344
00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:27,017
She's got them
stashed everywhere.
345
00:14:28,352 --> 00:14:30,187
Takes me back.
346
00:14:30,187 --> 00:14:32,439
You were a smoker?
In college.
347
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,442
You know,
I was trying to look older.
348
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,611
Oh. Did it work?
349
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:41,365
Imagine the Gerber Baby
puffing on a Marlboro Light.
350
00:14:41,365 --> 00:14:44,118
I'm glad I quit, though.
351
00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:45,828
It's a disgusting habit.
352
00:14:45,828 --> 00:14:48,288
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
353
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,166
I do miss it sometimes, though.
354
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,377
Interesting.
Oh.
355
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:54,878
It was a long time ago.
356
00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:56,213
How long?
357
00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:59,133
Not that long.
358
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,802
Okay,
I got a confession to make.
359
00:15:01,802 --> 00:15:03,137
Me, too.
360
00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:05,139
When?
Well,
361
00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:06,140
when I first started this job.
362
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,599
Oh!
Yeah,
363
00:15:07,599 --> 00:15:09,226
I was pretty stressed-out.
364
00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:11,562
You wouldn't have known it.
Oh.
365
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,813
Thank you.
366
00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:14,648
When was your last one?
367
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,066
Wednesday.
368
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,651
Wow.
369
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,987
I was having a hard time
with the kids.
370
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:26,118
You know,
there's lighters in here, too.
371
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:34,918
I think she's asleep.
372
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,712
What if she's dead?
373
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,763
She's not dead.
374
00:15:45,763 --> 00:15:47,097
She looks dead.
375
00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:48,891
I'm not dead.
376
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:59,109
22 minutes.
This has to be a record.
377
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:03,113
♪ Are you ready for love? ♪
378
00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:04,656
Before this goes
any further,
379
00:16:04,656 --> 00:16:06,366
there's something
I got to tell you.
380
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,077
This is going further? Sweet.
Listen to me.
381
00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:13,373
I wasn't completely honest
about my age.
382
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,292
You weren't?
383
00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:20,088
I'm actually... 29.
384
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:22,424
No kidding.
385
00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:24,384
Yeah.
386
00:16:26,095 --> 00:16:28,722
Well, then, I guess there's
something I should tell you.
387
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,974
I'm totally fine with that.
388
00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,392
Great.
389
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,564
This is wrong, right?
390
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,067
You mean how much
we're enjoying it?
Yes.
391
00:16:42,027 --> 00:16:44,488
Well, that's the nice thing
about being Christian.
392
00:16:44,488 --> 00:16:47,407
We can always ask
for forgiveness.
393
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,284
You have to really mean it.
Trust me, when I wake up
394
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:51,453
with this taste in my mouth,
I'll mean it.
395
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,500
I guess it reminds
me of being young.
396
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,502
Hmm.
397
00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:00,587
You remember
your first cigarette?
398
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,005
Eighth grade.
399
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,799
I snuck it out of
my mom's purse.
400
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,968
Ugh, menthol.
401
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,761
Ooh.
402
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,971
You?
403
00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,931
Freshman year of college,
404
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:15,269
trying to impress
Melissa Coolidge at a party.
Mm.
405
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:18,605
Man, I threw up so much.
Oh, no.
406
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,190
In my defense,
407
00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:22,401
it was
an impressive amount.
408
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:27,322
Anyway, his name is Billy,
409
00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:30,158
and he's in sixth grade,
so you're gonna be seeing him
410
00:17:30,158 --> 00:17:33,954
in three or four
or five years.
411
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:36,957
You met him at my house
when we were playing poker.
412
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:39,668
The big kid. I love that kid.
Mm-hmm.
413
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:43,171
Good. Remember that
when he's failing homeroom.
414
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:45,340
Oh, don't worry about grades.
415
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,175
He's gonna be a linebacker.
416
00:17:48,176 --> 00:17:50,137
Where you been hiding
this one, George?
417
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,889
Haven't been hiding her.
418
00:17:51,889 --> 00:17:54,975
Well, not that easy to hide.
419
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,768
I'll get us another round.
420
00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:59,146
Tell her how I make more money
than you.
421
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:05,152
Think I'm gonna head out.
422
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,570
Please don't.
423
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,655
I need to.
424
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,532
You stay. I'll go.
425
00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:12,618
No. You're having fun.
426
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:15,495
Are you mad at me?
427
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,873
No.
428
00:18:22,252 --> 00:18:25,172
♪ Yeah, I love my baby ♪
429
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,174
♪ Heart and soul ♪
430
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,051
♪ Love like ours ♪
431
00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:30,719
♪ Won't never grow old ♪
432
00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:33,138
♪ She's my sweet little thing ♪
433
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:37,142
♪ She's my pride and joy ♪
434
00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:40,938
♪ She's my sweet little baby ♪
435
00:18:40,938 --> 00:18:44,024
♪ I'm her little lover boy ♪
436
00:18:45,943 --> 00:18:49,613
♪ Yeah, I love my baby
like the finest wine ♪
437
00:18:49,613 --> 00:18:51,031
♪ Stick with her ♪
438
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,700
♪ Until the end of time ♪
439
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,036
♪ She's my sweet little thing ♪
440
00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:59,790
♪ She's my pride and joy ♪
441
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,417
♪ She's my sweet little baby ♪
442
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:06,964
♪ I'm her little lover boy. ♪
443
00:19:30,572 --> 00:19:32,574
Peg, how's it going?
444
00:19:32,574 --> 00:19:35,368
Last time I checked,
they were all alive.
445
00:19:35,368 --> 00:19:37,370
Where's Sheldon?
446
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:40,540
Huh.
447
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,334
Sheldon? Where are you?
448
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:45,545
Sheldon?
449
00:19:45,545 --> 00:19:48,673
That night began
my winning streak at sardines.
450
00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:51,843
Every lock-in,
every birthday party,
451
00:19:51,843 --> 00:19:53,428
someone suggested we play,
452
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:56,055
and I won every time.
453
00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:57,932
Sheldon!
454
00:19:57,956 --> 00:19:59,956
I'm the king of sardines.
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