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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,107 - Yes? - Are you ready? 2 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:54,308 I'm undecided, the party's in the after- noon, but will continue in the evening. 3 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:59,617 What do I wear, the afternoon dress or the one for all day long? 4 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,179 - Put both. - Can I? 5 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,706 I'm suffering and you joke! 6 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,940 - Are you angry? - No. 7 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,305 - Then send me a flying kiss. - Did it arrive? 8 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,586 - Have you thought of me today? - Yes. 9 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,740 - So you know how to think! - Yes. 10 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,502 Come on, I was joking! 11 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,583 I know you were joking, my dear! 12 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,907 - Come quickly. - Yes, I'll be ready right away. Ciao! 13 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,143 Adua, let's close! 14 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,459 - Scissors! - Right away, professor! 15 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,219 Perfume! 16 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,619 That'll be Toni. 17 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,819 Toni! 18 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,023 Toni, it's you, come in. 19 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:12,182 Let's take my car. We'll go and get my wife too. 20 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,180 What's up with you? 21 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,817 - Nothing. - You look strange. 22 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,460 - Adua, close up. See you on Monday. - Have a nice Sunday, professor. 23 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,586 - Something the matter? - Nothing. 24 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,944 What do you mean, nothing? I don't get it. 25 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,907 We're going to a party, not to a burial... 26 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,059 - Giacinto. - Yes? 27 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,580 - Am I talking to my friend, to the doctor? - Sure, tell me. 28 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,137 - Giacinto... - Come on, say it! 29 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,543 - Giacinto... - Come on, tell me! 30 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,098 - Don't be shy! - I... 31 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,977 ...I'm not a man any more. 32 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:56,427 - Since when? - Don't know. A year, or 8 or 9 months. 33 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:01,264 Could be your ancestors. But it's no tragedy. 34 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,024 It can be easily remedied, but a year... 35 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,292 And what is the remedy? 36 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:10,068 Now is not the moment to think. Now we should have fun. 37 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:14,279 - I'm desperate. - Come on Monday and I'll examine you. 38 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,905 Excuse me, this doesn't seem the moment. 39 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:29,382 You're right, but you must admit that it's funny. 40 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:36,017 - How do you handle this with your wife? - You know Ippolita. 41 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:40,182 At first we did it on fertile days only... 42 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:45,218 Then we skipped those too, thank God. We haven't done it for 4 years now. 43 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,382 For so long. - But I had extramarital relationships! 44 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,508 Hi, I'm coming! 45 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,743 At midnight we'll go to a new striptease joint, until the wee hours. 46 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,423 Hello! - There she is. 47 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,740 Hi precious. You here? Gasparini! 48 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,343 - You, little rabbit. - Good afternoon. 49 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:20,418 - How are you? - Hey, you're showing him all! 50 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,822 - But it doesn't matter to one like him! - Giacinto! 51 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,697 - Why are you laughing? - I don't know. And you? 52 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,906 About the girls of this one! 53 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,866 - Madam, it's your husband, hurry up. - Don Schiavon, we already finished! 54 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,826 That's right. 55 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,298 - It's your husband. - Leonardo. - Yes, milady. 56 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:16,463 Tell my husband that I'll come later with Schiavon, in my car. 57 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,620 Meanwhile we'll go and get Mr. Bisigato. 58 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,819 Right away, milady. 59 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,539 Five hundred. 60 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:31,740 Some people do charity with checks cashable in 4 months. It's absurd! 61 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,700 Hurry up, they will arrive! 62 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,340 Mind you that they've already arrived! 63 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:45,105 Tell me, it there was a million in the corner, would you run to grab it? 64 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,783 I've never seen you run. 65 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:52,903 If it wasn't for me, how would you and the kids live on your salary? 66 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,459 Speaking of which, I've talked with the manager of your bank. 67 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:01,418 She told me: "The salary of your husband is commensurate with his capacities." 68 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,582 She told me that, even though she's Ippolita's cousin. 69 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,742 Meaning: "Your husband is an ass, and we'll pay him like an ass." 70 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,979 Stand upright, they're coming! 71 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,541 Dear Noemi, how elegant you are! 72 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:22,100 - Hi, hi! - Osvaldo, greet the "professor". 73 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,147 - Greetings. Do we all get in? - Yes. 74 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,424 - And Ippolita? - She'll be here soon... 75 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:32,185 - Will she come alone? And who is he? - That's Zaccaria. 76 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,266 With who is he? 77 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:40,144 With that slut of a Giorgia! Hi, Giorgia! You look beautiful! 78 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,821 - Beautiful! - Let's go, we're going! 79 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,700 - You are a dickhead! - Come here! 80 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,778 This evening I have to close a 7 million deal with Bepi Scodeler. 81 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,588 If you ruin it, I'll kill you! 82 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,937 - So I won't come. - You come and you behave like a lady! 83 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,180 I always behave like a lady! 84 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,499 - Cow! - Cuckold! 85 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,979 - To whom? - To you, and you can believe me! 86 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,306 - Let go, you're hurting me! - Are you sorry? 87 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,665 - Yes. - Say I'm sorry! - No! 88 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,418 "Clear, cool, sweet, running waters..." 89 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:33,867 "...where she, for me the only woman, would rest her lovely body..." 90 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,020 "...kind branch on which it pleased her... 91 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,499 "...to make a column for her lovely side..." 92 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,898 No, I beg you! Hey, Betty! 93 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,264 Hi! 94 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,341 Hi. 95 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,182 - Hi, Franco. - Hi. 96 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,667 Look who's here! Didn't know that. 97 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,582 Let's go, this car is taken. 98 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,786 - What are you insinuating, viper? - Do you want to fight? 99 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,222 We're going to get her husband. 100 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:09,129 Sure, you don't owe me an explanation. 101 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,300 Let's go and get our car. 102 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,300 Betty! 103 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:30,387 Out of the way, fatso! 104 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,302 Hi! 105 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:37,902 Yes, you think to get some wine, and end up with what your wife might think. 106 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,377 Are you coming? You're invited too. 107 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:48,064 Hi, beloved wife of mine, my treasure! 108 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,818 With whom are you? Who is he? 109 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,905 Do you like the new harvester? I'll have to pay 800,000 for it, but how? 110 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:01,665 I'll bring the boys to the village, then I'll come to the party. Bye! 111 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,864 Bye! 112 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,179 Boys, al together now! 113 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:13,147 He bought the harvester to reap the affairs of his wife! 114 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,065 Halt! 500 liras of super. 115 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,788 700 liras of regular gasoline. 116 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:24,621 One deciliter of oil and water for the radiator... 117 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:28,577 ...which is hot of course, because the motor is... 118 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,740 - Hot! - It's you, Benedetti! 119 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:36,300 - Where you going? Can I come with you? - No, I've work to do. Bye. 120 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,868 I was saying... 121 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,900 - Scarabeo, Virgin Mary! - Hey! 122 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:46,346 - Step on the gas! - "Professor"! Where are you going? 123 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,098 - Halt! - Oh God, Scarabeo! 124 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,747 Halt... 125 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,144 Scarabeo! 126 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,019 Halt! 127 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,344 - Who is it? - Scarabeo. 128 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,660 - Greetings, madam. - Scarabeo, but are you crazy? 129 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,219 - Where are you going? - We only... Where are we going? 130 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,221 Where are we going? Dagli Scodeler. 131 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:21,825 I was out all day, you must have been looking for me. 132 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,003 You came here on purpose. I don't want to hold you up, Mrs. Ipolita. 133 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,584 In view of my lack of modesty, allow me to show you my car... 134 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,160 ...which I'm still driving in. Do you like it? - Very nice! 135 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:36,219 Gli Scodeler will be happy to see me, above all the Commander. 136 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:40,467 Holy Mary, the ball breaker came too! 137 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:46,619 I'm already tired of this party. Clear up the table. Quick, all of you! 138 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,462 - Hurry up! - Papa, don't be foolish. 139 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,720 Who invited him? 140 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,609 First you have to give me the check that the Commander promised me! 141 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,142 Sure, the check for the poor. 142 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,948 Always at your service, lady Ipolita! How much do you want? 143 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:04,851 100.000 lire. Give it to don Schiavon. Thank you, Commander! 144 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,623 100.000 lire! To don Schiavon! The check! 145 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:14,180 - Go and greet the host. - Sure, I was just going to do that. 146 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,339 Thanks for the suggestion. 147 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,010 Here you have the check! 148 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:21,390 Great gesture, my congratulations! 149 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:26,220 I bought a fridge of the Scodeler brand. 150 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,380 I cannot harm your company. But tell me one thing. 151 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:35,544 The manual says you have to fill up the filter every now and then. 152 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,702 I've looked up "every now and then" in the dictionary... 153 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:44,305 Damn, I feel bad! I'm off to bed. 154 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:49,668 The house full with people, they demand 100.000 and they break your balls! 155 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,028 Six hectares of residential lots... 156 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,137 Ippolita! Let your husband... 157 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,586 ...if he cannot... - Give me 100.000 liras for the poor. 158 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,742 The Commander already gave. Now you have nothing to say? 159 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:23,023 I was thinking I should have poisoned you when I put you the IV. 160 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,180 You'd have saved lots of money! 161 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,740 - Excuse me, I'll give it to you later. - Don't forget. - No, don't worry. 162 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:39,186 - You, get up, come with me. - What do you want to do? 163 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,941 Behave well. 164 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:45,864 Change! We have to make sure that Gasparini has a good time, he's very sad. 165 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,905 Come on. 166 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,662 - Let me see the spirit! - What exactly do you want? 167 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:55,743 Noemi, take care of him a bit, never mind, he's a friend! 168 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,942 Dearest, I didn't see architect Soligo. He's disappeared. 169 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,496 We were just discussing the center-left. 170 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,704 Because I continue to be in loyal opposition... 171 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,960 But what are you doing? You are closing my mouth. 172 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,246 No, I wanted to tell you that Casellato has arrived 173 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:13,087 and that he want to talk about the center-left and the center-right. 174 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,338 Excuse me. 175 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,905 Who is making this nice joke on you? 176 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,537 The "ball breaker" Scarabeo. 177 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,339 Uh, uh! 178 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,667 - We were talking. - Uh, uh! 179 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,421 Hi, hi! 180 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:54,458 Excuse me madam, I'll have to depart. Gilda, are you coming. 181 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:03,584 Mind you dear, Franco Zaccaria is cuckolding you with a friend of yours. 182 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,981 - Hush, your husband is looking at you. - Villain! Pig! 183 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:12,620 You better mind your own cuckolding. Look at your wife with Gasparini. 184 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,544 - Gasparini! - What makes you laugh so much? 185 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,139 Nothing. There are those who cry and those who laugh. 186 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,904 - Who cries? - Gasparini. 187 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,425 - Shh! - Why? Business? Debts? 188 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,580 - Professional secret. - Look... 189 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,742 - So he's ill. - Nice party, bravo! 190 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:40,107 - What's his problem? Heart? Stomach? - Water. 191 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,419 - So it's a women's thing! - Oh how nice. 192 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:47,060 - Impotence! - I didn't talk, you said it. 193 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,743 - He's impotent! - What is... 194 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,787 Lawyer, did you hear the news? 195 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,385 Osvaldo! 196 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,900 Come here. 197 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,788 Happy now? You're despicable! 198 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,339 You didn't tell me yet about that cretin of a Castellan! 199 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,500 Whore! You are my ruin! 200 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,786 I could make you swallow this writing. 201 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,940 - Stop drinking! - Go to the devil! 202 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:21,305 Capon with black truffles! A real energizer! 203 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:33,348 - Has my wife come to the party? - I don't know. 204 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:38,139 Yes, I saw her just know. Look, Betty wants to dance with you. 205 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,744 - Is that right, Betty? - Betty! 206 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:47,378 - You'll be almost within the family! - I didn't know that. Family? 207 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,858 Then we'll see more of each other! 208 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,057 - Change. - My pleasure! 209 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,219 My wife... 210 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,784 The difference is this: The black truffle is a kitchen seasoner... 211 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,940 ...while the white one is eaten raw. 212 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:15,057 I explained to Benedetti that the truffle is no tuber. You come with me. 213 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,828 Big mistake! Listen to me! 214 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:23,427 The truffle is a mushroom! Repeat after me, mushroom! 215 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,022 Cristina thinks that a party is only for dancing. 216 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:35,739 - If she dances with you, I'm OK. - Enough, Giacinto! 217 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,900 - Dance with me! - Please go away. 218 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,459 - This time you don't fool me! - Come on, what dirty words are those! 219 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,619 Why? 220 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,139 Come on, let's go! 221 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:53,265 Benedetti wants to play "Ramiro", but he's too shy to say it. 222 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,659 - I leave you with my blessings. - I give you my seat. 223 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,185 - No, take don Schiavon's seat. - Come on! 224 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,737 My pleasure. 225 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,020 Good evening. 226 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,699 - You want to know something? - No! 227 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,259 I heard it from Cibaletto, who got it from Zenone... 228 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,819 ...who had it from Mazzancolla. Gasparini is... 229 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,982 - What? - That's life, they say! 230 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,665 The song "The reporter from Milan" is very nice. 231 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,944 13-Y. 232 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:40,459 Here's the house plan, to the East is the forest, to the West the hill... 233 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,417 ...to the South the view of the city. - And to the North? 234 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,104 - To the North the Agip refinery. - Listen! 235 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,307 You have no manners! At least you could ask me to dance! 236 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,859 - Dear, we are talking. - Milady, if you want... 237 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,905 Thank you. 238 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,364 Put them in! Bepi, Betty, quick, come here! 239 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:06,967 Come here! 240 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,814 - Me too! - Yes my dear. 241 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,265 Play all the anonymous letters. I will read them! 242 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,422 Shuffle them. And you go on with the food we'll eat afterwards. 243 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,580 Sit down all of you! Find a seat! 244 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,945 I'll read the first letter. 245 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,507 To Mr. T. G. That must be Toni Gasparini. 246 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,820 - Understandable! - Who sends it? 247 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,582 We are playing anonymous letters, my precious. 248 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,569 I know, but I want to know who wrote it. 249 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,422 Holy Mary! 250 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,699 "Dear Toni..." 251 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,499 Toni, where are you going? 252 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,160 Don't be a bastard, I didn't write it! 253 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,668 Go on, get out of here! 254 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,406 But it's only a joke. 255 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:09,060 - Come, sit down with us. - No, leave me in peace! 256 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,739 This one is for Commander Casellato. 257 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,706 Right here! 258 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,657 "Quiz with prize: In this room a man and a woman are..." 259 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:27,302 ...courting each other. Who are they? A golden crown for the one who guesses. 260 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,347 Good one! 261 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,307 A man and a women... let's see... 262 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,460 - One is Franco. - Shut up, stupid! 263 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,708 And who is the woman? 264 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,787 Another letter for Gasparini. 265 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,618 No, Toni. Don't do that. Stay here, relax. 266 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:13,181 It's just to pass some time, and it doesn't affect you nor your wife. 267 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,702 This anonymous letter could have been written by all of us. 268 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:30,383 - It is below your dignity. - But Ippolita, it's only a game. 269 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,540 Sorry on behalf of everybody. 270 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,499 I'm going. 271 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,028 - Don Schiavon, are you coming with me? - Yes, good evening. 272 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,739 Who is it? 273 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,302 - Who is it? Egisto! - What's happening in this house? 274 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,983 - What happened? - Oh, terrible! 275 00:22:55,160 --> 00:23:00,541 I caught them! Two were under my bed, I caught them doing it. 276 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,702 Pig! I receive you in my house... 277 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,259 What's up? He shouts like crazy. 278 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:13,459 - We'd better leave. - Yes, let's go. 279 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,745 - What happened? - I don't understand it at all! 280 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,681 Let's go to the "Capannine", international attractions and... 281 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,671 ...strip-tease till the wee hours! 282 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,821 After watching, we'll come back. The night is ours. 283 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,584 Where are you going? Ippolita left, just like us. 284 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,264 - See you there! - I don't want to stay that long. 285 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,748 Of course, dear. 286 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:47,267 - You danced too much. We're going home? - No, go with your friends. 287 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,422 - I can accompany you and the lady. - Buzz off! 288 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,022 Alright. 289 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:58,058 I'd accompany you, but only to please Noemi, not you. 290 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,222 - But I have no car. - I'll give you the key. 291 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:07,383 Wait for me! And you, don't be sad, come and consult me on Monday. 292 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,620 Bye, precious. Thanks, Toni! 293 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,819 Let's go! 294 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,700 Hey you, of the house! Wake up! 295 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,745 Be happy! 296 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,800 God have mercy, I always bump into him! 297 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,823 - First class finishing! - Watch your wife, she drinks too much! 298 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,457 Betty, stop drinking! 299 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,063 Come on, stop drinking! 300 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,822 Casellato, come here with us! 301 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,467 Coming. 302 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,507 Always drunk! Hey! 303 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:28,659 Poor Gasparini! You being a doctor, answer me one question. 304 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,617 Can this happen to anyone, so suddenly? 305 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,703 - I know Gasparini since he was born. - Excuse me, I'm going to the toilet. 306 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,859 Hi there, pretty. 307 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,744 With good weather, I guarantee that work will finish... 308 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,747 Betty, stop drinking! 309 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,417 Sorry if I'm interrupting. 310 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,739 I'd like to talk about Gasparini! Professor... 311 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:48,227 We all remember the good Gasparini as a real letch. 312 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,587 How is it possible that a real man suddenly loses his way? 313 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,457 For instance in Padova he didn't fail! 314 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,907 I remember that one of the hotel girls, Zoraide... 315 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,339 ...spent all afternoon with Gasparini. 316 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,704 The next morning Zoraide told me: "How fiery is your friend". 317 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,462 That was 10 days ago. 318 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,225 What a life this poor boy had! The younger one had two fancy tits! 319 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,982 - Ay, my hair! - 10 days ago? 320 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,140 - Gasparini told me has was 10 months like that! - I can't be 100% exact... 321 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,620 Enough, this is no show for ladies! Pigs! 322 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,418 Hipocrites! All ecstatic! How disgusting! 323 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,377 Right, when you are in that kind of company... 324 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,620 That Giorgetta pretends not to understand! 325 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,143 Leave me alone, nitwit! 326 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:48,428 If you like naked women, I'm better than many others! 327 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,739 - Look! - What are you doing? 328 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,785 - Leave me alone! - Good. 329 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,020 - I forbid you! - Get her out of here! 330 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,784 - Get off, don't touch me! - Very good! 331 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,940 Hysteria, I can't think of another reason. 332 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,907 No, this is exhibitionism! 333 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,187 That's an ample casuistry of the matter. When Mrs. Zambotti... 334 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,646 ...has a crisis, it's like throwing a cat through the window. 335 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,432 Are you with me? 336 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:19,503 - Did you say 10 days or 10 months? - Who? Gasparini! 337 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,660 But I told you. 10 days ago. 338 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,822 It was the 5th, so it's exactly 9 days ago. Why? 339 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,540 Wake up, you drunkard. Lend me the car! 340 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,143 It's a generation of winos! Get out! 341 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,904 - Why are you pulling his legs? - Don't disturb those who are sleeping! 342 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,060 I have to make an urgent visit, but I forgot my car. 343 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,674 - Help me to get him out. - I'll bring you in my car. 344 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,922 Don't worry about it! 345 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,307 It would be insulting not to help you! My car is fast! 346 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,107 - Faster! - No. I'm breaking it in. 347 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,865 The limit is 18 km in first, 31 in second, 43 in third and 60 in fourth. 348 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,100 - I'm in a hurry! - Who is ill? 349 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,260 It's a professional secret, but I can ascertain it. 350 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:26,184 Doctor S. M., we all know that he took a bottle of valium. Horrible! 351 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,100 It's a drunk, don't stop! 352 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,979 Disgusting! Veneto region has a high rate of alcoholism! 353 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,140 Get to the right, we have to pass him by. 354 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,300 Doctor S. M. How did he end up like that? 355 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:47,258 His wife betrayed his for 5 years with an engineer. But that's no tragedy! 356 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,627 We are in Sicily and here stories of all the world are told. 357 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,783 I'm a bachelor, but they also talk about me. I assure you that it's all slander! 358 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:02,262 But they don't talk about your marital life, because you are careful. 359 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,500 - Speed up and talk less! - My God! 360 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,977 But what is he doing! He's crazy! 361 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,099 He's coming towards us, what's he doing! Careful! 362 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,464 Stop! You're on the wrong lane! 363 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,827 Drunk! We should do like Sweden, not a drop of alcohol during weekends! 364 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,983 - Professor, but... you leave me here? - Let's go, quick, get in! 365 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:38,377 Disastrous. You've ruined my motor! 50 km at full speed! 366 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,017 Don't leave me here alone! 367 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,341 I have to get my bag. You wait here, I'll be right back. 368 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,067 I don't think so! 369 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,100 Giacinto! Lucky you came back. 370 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,862 You shouldn't have sent me with Toni, he's desperate. 371 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,625 He wanted to wait for you, he didn't want to come in, but he wept. 372 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,019 - He says he's ill. What's with him? - Where is he? 373 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:36,705 There. Is it a grave illness? I gave him an aspirin. 374 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,859 Did I do right? 375 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,417 Or did I do wrong? 376 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,705 Giacinto! 377 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:52,459 Sorry that I took the liberty, but I had to do it... 378 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,427 You have to tell me one thing. 379 00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:00,902 Why look at me like that? You want to laugh at me? Look at the state I'm in! 380 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,433 That of Padova is 10 days ago! 381 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,704 - The what? - Zoraide, Padova! 382 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,060 Did Scarabeo tell you? It's not true. 383 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,502 I gave that wretch money... 384 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,568 ...for putting up a show in the morning. 385 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:19,282 Now you understand the complex I have. 386 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,944 You're laughing too? 387 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,340 Not to do that, that's very stupid. 388 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,502 - I don't think so! - Are you depressed? How's the pressure? 389 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,979 - Minimum 70, maximum 40... - 40? - 90! 390 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,540 A vigorizing cure will do. Above all, don't think about that. 391 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,699 Yes, I thank you, because 392 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,464 words can be of help. 393 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,222 - Certainly, love. - Love! 394 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,267 - Would you like a drink? - No, I've bothered you enough already. 395 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,866 - See you for consult on Monday. - Alright. 396 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,588 - I'll be seeing you. - Take it easy! 397 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,498 - My regards to Ippolita. - Yes. 398 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,422 - Tell her I'll call her. - Bye bye. 399 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:20,142 Bye, see you soon. 400 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,746 How distracted! 401 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,263 I'll kill you! 402 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,137 - I'll kill you, scoundrel! - Hey, my hair! 403 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,944 Did I hurt you? 404 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,467 - Come here! - No! 405 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,426 Shut up! 406 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,145 Not the eyes! 407 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,426 I'll tear out your eyes! I'll kill you! 408 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,181 No! 409 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,860 - Who could that be at this hour? - Shh! 410 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,579 Professor! 411 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,740 - Scarabeo is here! - Are you happy? - What do you want? 412 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,003 The car won't start. How do I get home tonight? 413 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,888 You'll bring me in your car, I hope? 414 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:26,462 - Don't you have a patient to visit? - Yes, one moment, I'm coming. 415 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,619 Coming! 416 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,746 Hey! 417 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,824 Hey! 418 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,864 We won't talk about you! 419 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,500 It needs to remain a secret! 420 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,224 - Don't touch it, you'll wake her up! - Who? 421 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,380 - My wife, sleeping like an angel. - Strange, with all that shouting. 422 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,939 - What shouting? - I'd swear I heard voices and shouting. 423 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,497 Ah, yes. I was calling that patient. 424 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:18,663 I got angry because he told me it was a false alarm. 425 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,820 And you wife didn't wake up? 426 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,980 Not if you fire a cannon! Come on, I'll bring you home. 427 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,754 If you'd rather stay, I bring the car back in the morning. 428 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,443 And why should I stay? 429 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,119 You don't want to stay here? 430 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,974 - No. - I thought so! 431 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,537 - Damn! - What are you looking for? 432 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,905 - The keys. - Don't worry, I'll get by. 433 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:43,665 Joking? You know what we'll do? At our age we do things right. 434 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,298 - We'll walk. - No, it's very far. 435 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,462 There's no hurry! We could watch daybreak, it's a wonderful night. 436 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,063 At this hour you really breathe! 437 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,582 "The garden gate scraped" 438 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,820 "and a step brushed the sand!" 439 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,948 "Oh! Sweet kisses!" 440 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,301 "Oh! Lifeless caresses!" 441 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,786 "While I, trembling..." 442 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,897 "...unfastened the lovely features..." 443 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,777 "...from her veil!" 444 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:55,138 Watch Giancarla! Neat waist, long legs. God bless her! 445 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,699 - She's wearing a new dress. - New shoes too! 446 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,862 - But the husband has no money! - He has a war pension. 447 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,498 With 11,750 liras a month, I don't think that... 448 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,945 Might be somebody gives her dough! 449 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,066 Look, here comes 'Little beard'! 450 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,266 - Going for another coffee. - Must be his seventh this morning! 451 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,419 No! 452 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,385 No, he's buying a newspaper. 453 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,699 No, the fool goes there! 454 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,661 He's going there! 455 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,424 Can you believe it, he's entered! 456 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,262 - A coffee. - That much coffee will do you harm. 457 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,420 Thanks for caring, Ms. Milena. 458 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,181 I care for the health of all clients. 459 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,088 Well done. 460 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,979 It's correct. 461 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,339 Two Martini in the small room! 462 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,307 A coffee for the accountant. 463 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,939 - Here you are. - Thanks. 464 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,419 - What did you pour me? - A bitter, reverend. 465 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,945 This is no bitter, it's sweet as if it had sugar in it. 466 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,177 - Accountant, your change! - For you, Miss. 467 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,339 Excuse me. 468 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,139 Where are you going? 469 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,697 Watch how they treat you. Big authority, yours. 470 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,862 We never talk. What do I have in the house. A man? 471 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:32,348 Or a dreamer! Never a word, nor thanks for all that I do. 472 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:37,983 A woman like Giorgia'd befit you. Filthy women don't talk much. 473 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,139 And your women friends are filthy. 474 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,905 I'd like to serve with Public Morality to hang them all. 475 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,139 Pass me the coffee. 476 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,382 About that with Castellan for that with the gall bladder, 477 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,886 he prescribed me 4,500 liras of medicines. 478 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,011 Though I don't know how one can trust a doctor who always lives... 479 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,665 for the hell of it, always better than a deadly sepulcher like you. 480 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,947 Don't you drink it? Why? To be contrary! 481 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,339 You're going senile, you're not even waking up. 482 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,819 What that face? 483 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,662 Tell me you don't care. Bad mannered you are! 484 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,219 Tell it directly to the servant. Teresa! 485 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,938 Where are you going? Tell it to her face! Teresa! 486 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,578 He says the coffee was horrible. 487 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,108 - Daddy! - Engaged! 488 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,067 - Hurry, I have to go out. - At this hour? 489 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,220 I have to tell you I already gave her permission. 490 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,380 It's your fault Teresa is going. 491 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,257 Says she doesn't want to be servant any more. Who knows what she'll do now! 492 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,581 Might be you can see her at night, at the wall. 493 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,026 You like those women! I have pity on Cristina, the servant. 494 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,620 - Dad! - I don't have enough money. 495 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,607 Cristina came back after midnight... 496 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,211 If you say nothing, you who are her father... 497 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,904 - Evening, Miss Milena. - Oh, it's the accountant. 498 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,425 - You almost frightened me. - I'm sorry. 499 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:13,778 I passed by, I saw you and thought: "Miss Milena!" 500 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:18,222 - Allow me to accompany you? - No thanks, don't bother. 501 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,382 It's no bother, I have the car. In 5 minutes I'll accompany you. 502 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,903 Thanks, if you insist... 503 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:35,268 No, not this one, I left it close by. I'll get it and be back! 504 00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,497 I was thinking, you might wonder why I talk so little. 505 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,387 No, no. I like silent men. 506 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,825 It's only my mouth that doesn't talk, but I think. 507 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:12,746 That might make me look like an unpleasant introvert. 508 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,378 - Don't denigrate yourself. - Thank you. 509 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,507 - Know what I'm thinking? - No. 510 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,902 - I'm thinking of you. - But what are you saying, accountant? 511 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,299 Milena, I don't sleep at night. 512 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,506 You drink too much coffee, I always tell you. 513 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:37,663 Don't joke, please. Milena, I'm in love with you. 514 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,197 I know your wife, she's distinguished. 515 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,486 She always eats the pasta that we make. 516 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,819 Don't talk about her. 517 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,547 Can I have any hope, Milena? 518 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,982 But what are you saying, accountant? 519 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,506 Don't cry, I didn't want to offend you. 520 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,662 You didn't offend me! You moved me, thank you. 521 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,060 Might be I'm too old for you. 522 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,781 No, age doesn't count if you're really in love. 523 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,382 So, is it because I'm tied to another woman? 524 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,337 No, that doesn't matter either. 525 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,864 If you're really in love. 526 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,658 - Is there another man? - No, there's none. 527 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,979 So, why? 528 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,300 Because I don't want to get hurt! 529 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,620 You're a married man who only wants to amuse himself. 530 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,468 No, Milena! Don't say that! 531 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,986 Milena, I love you. Do you love me, Milena? 532 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,147 I don't know... 533 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,697 Perhaps in time... 534 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,778 I can't lie to myself! Yes, accountant Bisigato! 535 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,099 I love you! 536 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,542 Wait, the keys! 537 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:23,222 Look at him! If only he'd fought in the war! 538 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,984 He's only going to a meeting! 539 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,102 - How crazy! - A bit more! 540 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,262 No, it'll go to my head. A woman shouldn't drink much. 541 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:58,026 - Then I won't drink either. - You can drink, you're a man! 542 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:02,747 - And if it gives me a headache? - Watch yourself, they're watching. 543 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,780 Special reserve, it's on the house! 544 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,182 - Cheers! - Cheers, it'll bring luck! 545 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,699 It'll bring luck! 546 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,426 To your health! 547 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,681 My habit is to rest after eating. 548 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,274 I've thought of renting a room. 549 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,705 But if you don't have that habit, never mind. 550 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,462 - That habit, no... - Eh? 551 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,106 I don't have that habit. 552 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,542 - So you don't want? - No, it's not that I don't want... 553 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,417 Love is beautiful when it's complete. 554 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,667 But those two there, they make me ashamed. 555 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,378 - They're not on the lookout for us. - No, I don't have the courage. 556 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,422 You take the key and go first, I'll come later. 557 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,263 Don't worry about them, they'll think you go to the restroom. 558 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,865 Oh, what shame! 559 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,937 But wait a little, otherwise they'll notice. 560 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,700 Stop! 561 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,144 Come on, boys! 562 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,745 Landlord! There's nobody. 563 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,384 Silent one! 564 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,425 Pecker! 565 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,983 We found you! 566 00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:00,221 - Three glasses of white wine! - I have things to do! 567 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,938 Later! No! Let go of me! 568 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,940 Careful! 569 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:12,027 - Do we drink to our father? Yes! 570 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,577 - Do we drink to our mother? - Yes! 571 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,378 "And us who are the sons, we drink, drink, drink!" 572 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:24,942 "On the Greek mountains..." 573 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:33,822 "A black flag!" 574 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,817 Can I come in? 575 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,464 - Osvaldo! - I'm a disgrace. 576 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,097 They hijacked me. 577 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,547 - Are you angry? - No, Osvaldo. Do you feel bad? 578 00:49:55,720 --> 00:50:00,100 Terrible! My head is turning, I can't stand upright. 579 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,865 I don't dare to look you in the face. To stay here, poor you! 580 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,305 A woman has to be content waiting for her man. 581 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,665 That's true love! Thank you, Milena. 582 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,219 - Am I your man, Milena? - Yes, Osvaldo. 583 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,387 Osvaldo, come a bit closer. 584 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,337 Yes, I'll come closer. But I'd like to sleep. 585 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,705 In the state I'm in, it's better to postpone it. 586 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:31,579 Yes, yes, it's OK, Osvaldo. Love is beautiful, even if platonic. 587 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,784 I wasn't sleepy and I thought "I'm going to wake up Osvaldo". 588 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,464 - You're very kind. - Are you going to bed without supper? 589 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:24,020 - I'm not hungry. - Uncover the plate! 590 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:29,467 - I made you a surprise. - I'll uncover it, but I won't eat it. 591 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,139 Oh! A letter! 592 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,297 - It's for you. - Read it! 593 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:49,260 A poem! How strange! 594 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:56,426 "Your husband makes love with Milena, the cashier of the bar" 595 00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:02,906 "He cheats on you all the time, morning till night." 596 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,584 Is this a joke? 597 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,384 To whom is it addressed? 598 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,982 Ah, to you! 599 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,507 But I don't know no cashier. What bar? 600 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,617 Ah? If it were "L'Esperia", that bar on the corner of... 601 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,498 No, in that outfit... 602 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,740 Scoundrel! Filthy pig! 603 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,104 Filthy pig! 604 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:40,458 I want to tell your children, so that they see for themselves. Pig! 605 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,541 Look at Mr. Shameless! 606 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:47,144 This is your father. Take a good look! 607 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,701 I'll denounce that filthy... I'll get you in prison, you and that whore! 608 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,859 That's enough! 609 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,900 - Oh God! - Oh God. What? 610 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,628 - Assassin! - Yes? 611 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,941 - Murderer! - Help, he'll kill me! 612 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,539 I'll crush you, I'll slice all of you! 613 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,699 Ay! Mama! 614 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,626 I destroy! I break! 615 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,780 - I tear it all down! - He'll kill me! 616 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,742 - You, get lost! - Oh God, he'll kill me! 617 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,827 Help! 618 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,379 "Beardie", are you drunk? 619 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,904 Drank too much? 620 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,819 A letter! 621 00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:01,657 Your husband makes love to Milena... 622 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,823 ...who's the cashier in the bar" - Look, you bastards! 623 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,379 Let me see. 624 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:14,020 "He cheats on you all the time, morning till night." 625 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,987 - A friend! - Who was it? 626 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,617 Was it you? 627 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,904 No, Gasparini. 628 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,539 Was it you? 629 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,507 It's the handwriting of the lawyer. 630 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,820 Doesn't matter who it was! 631 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,025 Thanks to you all! 632 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,465 You broke the damned chain! 633 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,304 I'm free and I'm in love with Milena! Yes sir! 634 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,460 I invite you all for a drink! 635 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,907 Long live the anonymous letter! 636 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,059 Cheers to liberty! 637 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:54,027 Slave, go to bed, it's late! 638 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,384 Slave! 639 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,666 Slaves! Long live liberty! 640 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,264 "He's in love!" 641 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,864 - Let's follow him! - Milena! 642 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:17,702 Free and in love. It's immoral. 643 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,420 Might be immoral, but tonight I'd like to be in his place with Milena. 644 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,184 Yes, to do what? To explain a joke to her? 645 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,783 That's water under the bridge, let go. 646 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,623 That's what you say, but what about the 'Professor'? 647 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,942 - 'Professor'! - What? 648 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,739 Milena! 649 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,986 Milena! 650 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,097 Milena! 651 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,542 - Milena! - Milena! 652 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:51,938 Milena! 653 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:57,547 - Milena! - Behave yourselves, please! 654 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:02,268 Get lost, slaves! 655 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,137 - Is Milena at home? - What are you doing below the balcony? 656 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,425 Sit! Slave dog! 657 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,057 Walk on, vagabond! 658 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:16,540 - Don't call me a loafer! - You are! Get out! 659 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:21,419 I have a right to call Miss Milena! 660 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:25,980 - Get out! - I'm well behaved, I don't make hubbub. 661 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,744 It's those loafers who cause the shouting! 662 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,027 I was only calling Miss Milena. Milena! 663 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,384 - Milena! - Milena! 664 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,221 They'll arrest you! 665 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:43,417 Miss Milena is a respectable person. 666 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,387 - Milena! - What's happening? 667 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,860 - Good evening. - What are you doing up here? 668 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,497 I'm enjoying the evening breeze. 669 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,137 - Get down. - Will you detain me? 670 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,460 Don't pull jokes on me. Come on! 671 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,137 Bravo, bravo, lock him up! 672 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:05,347 - Milena! - Silence! 673 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,987 Milena! 674 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,027 - Policeman! - Milena! 675 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,325 But what's happening? 676 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,777 - I'm free! - Shut up! 677 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,860 I'm free! 678 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,422 Free! 679 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,057 - Bye auntie. - Where are you going? 680 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:28,945 To school. 681 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,746 To your room! Until further notice you're on holiday. 682 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,716 Let's go, quick! 683 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:33,789 Go! 684 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:41,224 The kids'll go to the auntie's, they shouldn't be here. Right, don Schiavon? 685 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,498 Certainly! 686 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:47,310 After 15 years of love... What a blow. Such treason! 687 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,064 - A poor defenseless woman! - Turn to this side! 688 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,784 The priest is not like the doctor, that's why he needs to go. 689 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,746 Sure, sure! 690 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,676 Is Osvaldo there? 691 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,773 No, my husband isn't in. He fled with a whore! 692 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,417 Don't say that to everybody! 693 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,387 He came here at 8:30. 694 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,937 I was cleaning the... 695 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,184 - Shave my beard and mustache! - Mr. Bisigato! 696 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:24,105 No, not the mustache. Beard and hair! A juvenile and modern cut, hurry up! 697 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,260 Didn't recognize him without the beard. 698 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:31,183 He got into a Spider 850 like this one. 699 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,659 He signed 18 letters and went off. 700 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,421 There he is! 701 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:43,497 This morning I waited for him in the bank, like we agreed. 702 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,262 I hardly saw him, I told him... 703 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,944 - Osvaldo, I want to talk with you. - I don't! 704 00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:00,705 Do you want to withdraw, deposit? Check, change? 705 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,380 Bisigato, do you think you behave like a good Christian? 706 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,620 I'm a free Christian! 707 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,027 Please, give this back to my wife, Thank you. 708 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,465 He gave me the ring! 709 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:26,141 Gilda, stop it, don't do this! 710 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,899 Thanks, Ippolita. 711 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:39,064 Gasparini called. I thought it was about her of her husband. 712 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:43,046 Instead, guess who I'm facing? 713 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,570 Mrs. Bisigato! 714 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:49,827 I want to send him to court! To denounce him for abandoning the marital bed! 715 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,299 Zitta, you stupid! Let's avoid a scandal. 716 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,342 We send him registered mail. "If you don't come back in 24 hours... 717 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,865 ...I'll bring it to court." - Fantastic. 718 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,122 Know what I'll do with this registered letter, lawyer? 719 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,111 I can imagine! 720 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,340 Now calm down and let's study the situation. 721 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:13,707 I send a registered letter to her! I want all suits and shirts! 722 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:19,546 Shirts, underwear, socks, shaving gear. 723 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,905 ...among other things, tomorrow morning. 724 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:28,063 Here, this, this... and this! 725 01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,220 Disinfect it Mother, lest innocent souls should put it on. 726 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,128 Because inside is the devil! 727 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,776 - What? - Is Mr. Bisigato in? 728 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,394 No, my husband has fled with a whore! 729 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,540 Sorry, Mother! 730 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,347 - Allow me, Manager. - Bye dear. 731 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,064 Accountant Bisigato, it's an urgent letter for you. 732 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,860 Thank you. 733 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:09,219 "If you want to spend a good holiday, investigate your past..." 734 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,818 - Bye Mr. Orlando, I'm off! - Bye Miss, see you. 735 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,300 Osvaldo! 736 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,500 - Hello. - What's happening, Osvaldo? 737 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,545 Nothing. 738 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,699 Come. 739 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,378 - No, this way. - Over the plaza? - Yes. 740 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:52,542 - Arm in arm? - Yes, filthy pigs! 741 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,585 Look. 742 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,941 Look there. 743 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,698 It's a provocation, I don't no how else to describe it. 744 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,985 The behavior of those two is only to provoke. Right, don Schiavon? 745 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,502 Yes, yes, regrettably. 746 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,660 The poor woman is too ashamed to leave the house while that riffraff... 747 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,058 Calm down Missis, calm down. 748 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:29,177 Doctor, what do you think about this reproachable event? 749 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,339 - Sincerely? - Yes. 750 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,307 I think you're exaggerating it a lot. 751 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,914 The case is reproachable, like you say, 752 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,913 ...but enough is enough. We shouldn't make it a national tragedy. 753 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,980 At bottom they are private matters, don't you think? 754 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,243 But how? An employee of the Catholic Bank, Euganeo... 755 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,271 ...which it truly "Catholic"... 756 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:54,098 ...has abandoned the conjugal roof to live with a slut. 757 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:59,263 That's no private matter to me. You're joking, right, Dr. Padovan? 758 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:00,896 Sure, I was joking. 759 01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:05,004 That's an error since one doesn't joke about such serious matters! 760 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,004 This causes resentment, Monsignore. It's an ugly matter. 761 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,787 I laughed in order not to cry. Right, don Schiavon? 762 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,860 - Right. - You are his manager. 763 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:17,817 - So you need to tell him to... - Milady, please. 764 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,424 We're not asking you to leave, don't get me wrong. 765 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:25,582 God! I'd also get a nice compensation! 766 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,866 That would be a prize, right, Ippolita? 767 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:32,624 - A nice prize! - I get it. Shut up you! 768 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:36,987 About his accounts, my cousin Gilda will block them as a prevention. 769 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,300 So other than his little salary, he'll be left with nothing. 770 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,143 You'd only have to coax him back. 771 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,777 Good idea, Monsignore. I'll do it soon. 772 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:52,182 Although his Eminence is content, he's awaiting your result. 773 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:55,386 - Director, sit down here. - Margerita! 774 01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:01,425 - Don Schiavon, are you OK here? - Alright. - Thank you. 775 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,780 Accountant, an express letter for you. 776 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,546 Thanks. 777 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:21,382 - I need to go the men's room. - Sure, Bisigato. 778 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:33,262 "It's said that Milena, is a whore of great ability..." 779 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:38,582 "...she had practice and experience in the hotel "Spadoni di Vicenza." 780 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,745 - Osvaldo, it's important! - Right away! 781 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,979 Milena? Oh sorry... 782 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:07,744 No, listen! The one you're looking for won't come no more. 783 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,868 Hey, Osvaldo, come here a moment. 784 01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,464 She's been fired. 785 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,905 Act normally, don't compromise yourself. 786 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:26,540 What's the poor thing done? I suspected it. You know who did it. 787 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:31,665 Mrs. Gasparini. You know her, she's capable of anything. 788 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,822 Bastards! The anonymous letter wasn't enough. Look at that. 789 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,980 If you'd know who is that riffraff... 790 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,787 A miserable person, a pig. 791 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:47,267 But what does it matter? That they may see you two happy! 792 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,624 As if you cared about Milena's past. 793 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,529 At 28 a woman cannot be a virgin. 794 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,580 Vicenza belongs to the past by now! 795 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:58,786 She's had economic troubles, poor thing. 796 01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,942 I didn't see it, but it's well known. Everybody says so. 797 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,508 - Everybody? - Yes. 798 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,706 All bastards like you! 799 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:13,261 If you say one more thing about Milena, I'll break your head and everybody's. 800 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:26,739 - Is Miss Milena home? - She's upstairs, packing. 801 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,617 - Milena, it's Mr. Bisigato. - Give him a seat. 802 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:35,578 - Why she's packing? - The chief of police sent us a letter. 803 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,742 "Rachele Zazze rents out rooms without permit". Disgusting! 804 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:44,300 What can a poor woman do? They could even evict me! 805 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,459 Hi, Milena. 806 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,301 After the rain it pours. Osvaldo! Good evening. 807 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:55,257 I feel bad to kick her out. My 8,000 lira also vanished! 808 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,658 Even though that nice husband of mine used it to get drunk! 809 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:03,697 I'm ashamed. If I go to a hotel, they'll know I was evicted. 810 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,701 Hotels were invented exactly for this, sweetheart. 811 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,189 You can't pass the night in the park. 812 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,908 I'll be alone. If only we could be together. 813 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,763 This cannot go on, my dear. Have patience. 814 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:18,587 I'm capable of anything, you know well. 815 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:23,065 - What, are you crying? - No, it's raining. 816 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,219 Swiney cow! 817 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:44,315 Don't worry. I have so many friends, I'll find one who'll give you shelter. 818 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:49,580 If not, I'll get 2 hours off and we'll solve this right away. 819 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,625 Come on! Be happy! 820 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:57,339 Want to party in the afternoon eh? Why? Family matters? 821 01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:00,262 Tell me please. Where is your family? 822 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:04,820 Careful with your answer! I'll pay attention to spirit and letter! 823 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,265 You're working for the Catholic bank Euganeo! 824 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,420 The "Euganeo" eh... "Catholic" stands out! 825 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:17,584 With this reminder, I invite you to think about yourself! 826 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,558 My dear friend! Little Johnny whom I've always liked! 827 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:22,152 Did you understand? By God! 828 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:23,229 How can you allow yourself? 829 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,528 I don't care shit for the Catholic Bank Euganeo! 830 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,819 - And if you want, I quit right away. - My pleasure. 831 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:34,585 A man must be strong. But as a friend, I tell you you should wait. 832 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,019 Because you're a good employee and we like you... 833 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,634 ...and although I see you're decided I give you some advice. 834 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:45,619 Your wife wants the court to block your accounts. 835 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:50,783 We have to be careful! I'll let you prepare your liquidations. 836 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:56,307 So that when your wife's order comes in, it'll be too late. 837 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:59,460 I wouldn't want you to be swindled, my dear! 838 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:03,667 How pretty Ms. Milena is. Happiness to you both! 839 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,503 Give her my regards. See you! Congratulations! 840 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:13,579 - What do you know about Bastanzi? - They say he lives alone. 841 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,978 - No use to us. - Good evening. 842 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:16,945 And Castellan? 843 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:20,248 He has a two storey house, plus de studio in the Via Garibaldi. 844 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,221 The day after tomorrow I'll see a friend, a doctor in Milan... 845 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:26,027 ...and I'll take her to sleep in a hospital. 846 01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:29,186 You with whom you should try? With Soligo. 847 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,361 I don't know why you dare to give me addresses... 848 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,045 ...while you have a house with 10 empty rooms! 849 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:41,546 Sorry, but I have to tell you you're being impolite. 850 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:46,419 You know I'm a big friend of Gilda. I'm also a friend of Ippolita... 851 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:50,900 ...and you pretend to put me in trouble. It's not delicate on your part! 852 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:55,665 You don't care about friendship, you're very selfish! 853 01:10:56,240 --> 01:11:00,665 What, are you going? You could say bye bye, bastard! 854 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:32,184 If you'd go to a hotel, it wouldn't humiliate me. 855 01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:35,739 I don't want to go to a hotel, Osvaldo. No, no and no. 856 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:39,902 But if it were the "Spadoni di Vicenza" hotel, you'd go! 857 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,823 What do you want to say? 858 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,618 Nothing. 859 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,747 - Osvaldo! - Nothing... 860 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,706 Nothing. 861 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:56,943 You've had this filth inside all this time! 862 01:11:57,160 --> 01:12:00,937 You are like all the others! 863 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:05,705 - No, Milena! - Leave me alone! 864 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:09,219 No, Milena! Wait! 865 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,505 Forgive me! 866 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:19,062 I'm sorry! Forget about Vicenza and the anonymous letter! 867 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:24,223 For a moment it felt like jumping into an abyss! 868 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,187 Love didn't allow that, Milena! 869 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:31,137 My love, sometimes I ask myself whether I deserve you. 870 01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:33,265 Yes! 871 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:36,580 We deserve a chance! 872 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:43,063 Stupid not to think of that before! I'll bring you to my mom's house. Let's go! 873 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:45,743 In this life there's always the mama! 874 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:48,263 Ugly pig, man of the bad life! 875 01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,171 Where's the beauty? Where's the honor? 876 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,425 I'd like to be rich in order to disinherit you! 877 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,340 Bravo, mama! 878 01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:01,787 Henpecked man! This slut in the home of your mother and your single sister! 879 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,461 Get out! 880 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,665 Don't ever come back! 881 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,502 How pretty! 882 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,377 Those eyes! What a doll! 883 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,939 The room is also pretty, and large. 884 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,497 Do you like it, precious? 885 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:22,662 Comfortable, with its big band and woolen mattress. 886 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:28,824 It was the bed of my late husband. Try it! 887 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:34,857 Excuse me a moment, somebody calling. 888 01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:20,542 You at the front door, you and Mancuso go up and you Pelosini, at the window. 889 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:21,698 Allow me to give some advice? 890 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:25,713 Let's wait a bit, let's give the adulterers time to undress. 891 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:29,782 The law is harsh to the man without trousers. 892 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:38,062 - How nice, it looks like Christmas. - Next Christmas we'll go to Caracas. 893 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:43,746 I've written my cousin in Venezuela. It's a modern country! 894 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:48,858 - Find wisdom, accountant! - I could be the cashier! 895 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:53,227 No, you'll stay at home to be the lady. "The lady"! 896 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,618 It's like a dream! 897 01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:00,187 - How will we go. By boat? - By plane, girl! 898 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,419 How nice! 899 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,587 To hundreds of days like this one. 900 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:13,381 Now, my gentleman, close your eyes! 901 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,580 - A surprise? - Yes! 902 01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,020 Let's go! You have to come with us. 903 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:02,387 Let's go, hurry up! 904 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,700 Do you have any objection, Miss? 905 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,304 Then sign here. 906 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,026 Here. 907 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,939 Very well. 908 01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,538 You can go now, Miss. 909 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:28,939 - Bring in the other one. - Yes, sir Marshall. 910 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,665 Please! 911 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,863 Mr. Bisigato, you can come in. 912 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,177 Make yourself at home, please come in. 913 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,025 - A cigarette? - I protest! 914 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:58,182 To arrest us like to murderers. They've arrested me like a criminal! 915 01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:02,342 Calm down! You are guilty of red-handed adultery! 916 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,499 - No, you... - Shh! 917 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:09,424 Accountant, you and I are men. I understand these things. 918 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:12,979 If you want a lover, by all means! 919 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:16,459 But be discreet, don't provoke. 920 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:21,418 Because otherwise we are obliged to intervene! 921 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,700 Accountant, we'll try to solve this matter. 922 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:28,862 You go back home to your wife and all will be forgotten... 923 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:32,419 No, no, I don't want to go home. I'll never go back! 924 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:36,787 You have abused your authority. I'll go higher up, to your superiors! 925 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,737 - Do I arrest him? - Sorry, but there's no other choice. 926 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:44,902 While wanting to go up, you will go a long way down. 927 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:49,460 To the security cell for outrage and intimidation. Take him away! 928 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:53,019 - Yes sir. - This will not end here! 929 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:56,658 - Don't touch me! - Shut up! 930 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:04,102 - Have you heard him? - No! 931 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:10,264 What should I do? Do you really wish to denounce him for adultery? 932 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,544 Let's leave it be. 933 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:26,903 It's useless waiting all night. Come on, I'll bring you home. 934 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:30,746 I beg you, you can trust me. 935 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:33,897 Let's go. 936 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:36,824 I have to talk to you. 937 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,019 Get in. 938 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,299 I beg you. 939 01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:25,787 Two cappuccinos to take away and four hot croissants! 940 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:50,379 Dear Osvaldo, Don Schiavon is right. 941 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:54,787 If I really love you, I have to get out of your life. 942 01:19:54,960 --> 01:20:01,138 I go with the memory of our happy hours in my heart. 943 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:05,338 Don't look for me, forget me if you can. 944 01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:11,261 Remember that "against force, reason doesn't hold up". 945 01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:13,859 Goodbye forever. 946 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:20,458 - Giancarla is wearing new shoes. - New bag as well! 947 01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:22,619 Who is supporting her? 948 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:28,662 Tell the drunk that Benedetti doesn't like these jokes! 949 01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,184 Hey! Look up there! 950 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,264 - A fool! - It's Bisigato! 951 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:35,907 Yes, it's him! 952 01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:45,661 Move back! 953 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,177 Move back! 954 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,905 Move back! 955 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,506 Quick! Move carefully, but hide yourselves. 956 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:13,979 Caution, Servono. Shrewdness, psycotechnics. 957 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:19,942 Osvaldo! Get me the megaphone, quick! 958 01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:25,101 Osvaldo! There's a telegram for you. 959 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:29,148 I have it in my pocket, it could be important news. 960 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,539 A telegram for you. Here it is, do you see it? 961 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,620 A telegram! 962 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:39,658 For sure it's important news for you. A telegram, Osvaldo! 963 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,422 Osvaldo! Stop! 964 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:48,988 Don't do it! 965 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:51,978 Let go of me! Osvaldo! 966 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:56,067 Don't do it, come back home! 967 01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:59,744 Do it for me! 968 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:36,547 - Good luck. - Congratulations. 969 01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,459 Daddy! 970 01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:01,700 Do you like them? Trying them on doesn't cost anything. 971 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:06,067 "For payment and death, one is always on time!" Come on. 972 01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:09,505 I'm always joking, I'm a happy person. 973 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,203 BACK SOON 974 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:16,182 - What's your size? - 40. - A Cinderella's piece! 975 01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:18,942 I have it in the storage. Come on! 976 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,100 Straight ahead, mind the stairs. 977 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:25,899 Bad luck! This morning the current is cut all the time! 978 01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:38,940 White as milk, hard as marble, going towards the plaza. 979 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:43,580 Has two enormous tits, wears silly golden shoes and a hose! 980 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:08,784 - Is that for your flowers? - The what? 981 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:12,179 Ah, the hose! No, it's to water the broccoli. 982 01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:15,944 Great, those broccoli! Good for paella and salads. 983 01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:20,978 With oil and vinegar, oil and lemon, salt, pepper and parsley. 984 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,664 Here's the bill. You didn't use the napkin. 985 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:42,265 - Go and use it! - OK. Here's the change. 986 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:48,264 Come in. Pleased to meet you! 987 01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:17,627 Excuse me doctor! I'd like something for the stomach, a digestive. 988 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:22,499 - What's up? Spasms? Indigestion? - I don't know. 989 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:26,907 Come. I could give you an Alka-Seltzer. Mind your head. 990 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:31,142 Sorry. 991 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:38,823 - Yes? Who's this? - Don't let her go. Look after her. 992 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,537 I'll do that right away. 993 01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:45,659 So, miss. 994 01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:51,423 White as milk, hard as marble! 995 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:54,148 Bye! I'll send her to you right away. 996 01:27:55,040 --> 01:28:00,421 The doctor will visit you, Alda. You can trust him, he's a friend. 997 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:07,300 Here. Whenever there's a problem, come to me, it's no bother to me! 998 01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:26,907 Still visits at this hour! 999 01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:30,538 "Sweet hugs and languid caresses!" 1000 01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:33,666 Uh, uh! 1001 01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:38,419 Hold on! 1002 01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,459 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1003 01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:13,382 I have to talk to doctor... 1004 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:16,707 - Castellan. - It's late and there are visitors. 1005 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:21,897 Tell him I'm Cristofoletto Bepi, the father of the girl they call Alda. 1006 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:23,866 Alda? 1007 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:32,899 - No idea. What does he look like? - Like a peasant. 1008 01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:37,301 - Looks a bit drunk. - Excuse me, Missis. 1009 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:41,902 Put him in a room and call Giovanni. 1010 01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:49,140 - Please, make yourself comfortable. - Thank you. 1011 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,785 Miss! 1012 01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:21,340 Miss! 1013 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:39,307 Who are you? 1014 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:42,540 Giovanni! Adua! 1015 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:46,702 - We are here, Professor! - How could you let him in? Get him out! 1016 01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:50,862 - Come on! - Hold on. This is Alda's hose! 1017 01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:54,419 - I have to talk to the Professor! - Get out! 1018 01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:57,626 This is proof of the crime! 1019 01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,779 Get out! 1020 01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:06,301 Sorry Madam. He's drunk. He mounted quite a spectacle. 1021 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:09,102 They won't disturb us any more. 1022 01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:14,338 Get out! 1023 01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:16,943 Go to the devil! 1024 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:21,260 Damn you! An underage girl! 1025 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:25,740 You're blind! She's not even 16! 1026 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:29,264 16 years... 1027 01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:40,428 Now, say "sixteen". 1028 01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:44,787 - Why "sixteen", professor? - Yes, plus 17, what does that make? 1029 01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:46,939 - 33. - Exactly. 1030 01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:54,224 Zaccaria, it's me, Castellan. Do you know Alda's age? 1031 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:56,982 She was good looking, young, cool... 1032 01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,823 Go to hell! She's not even 16, you pig! 1033 01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:06,625 16 years! Virgin Mary, we'll all go to jail! 1034 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:11,419 - She didn't look like that! - Yes, but she was! You stupid! 1035 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:17,504 Scodeler, care for a game? 1036 01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:19,978 In a hurry! 1037 01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:25,427 Stupid! You presented her to me! I'll kill you! 1038 01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:30,537 Stop it, are you crazy? Do you want everybody to hear? 1039 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:35,498 No use to fight among us. You don't know what that son of a bitch wants to do. 1040 01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:40,663 But it's the word of a drunken peasant against that of honorable citizens. 1041 01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:44,458 Even if he tells it all, what can happen to us? 1042 01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:49,225 Those people hate to inform. They live outside the law. 1043 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:53,177 Easy now! Talk loud, so that they hear us! 1044 01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:57,023 Yes. To happiness! Let's drink! 1045 01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:59,424 Congratulations! What's the celebration? 1046 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,977 - Him. - No, him. 1047 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,219 I'll join you! 1048 01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:10,262 - Out, time to go! - Go, bastard! 1049 01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:14,024 African slaves! Bedouins! 1050 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:17,977 I'll break the chains, I'll tear it all to pieces! 1051 01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:20,867 Scoundrels! Attack! 1052 01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:23,019 Till the death! 1053 01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:27,307 "So long, Rosa! I give you a kiss..." 1054 01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:32,304 "...and go to Argentina with a Vergilia cigar..." 1055 01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:34,777 "...of my love!" 1056 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:37,383 Come on horsy! 1057 01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:42,543 "Up there on the mountain there is a drinking fountain!" 1058 01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:46,178 - Come on, horsy! - Come down! 1059 01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:48,544 I told you to come down! 1060 01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:53,987 The hose is mine, and proof of the crime. You vile pigs! 1061 01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:56,947 - To the guillotine! - Silence! 1062 01:33:57,120 --> 01:33:59,941 They raped my daughter! 1063 01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:02,771 - What's he saying? - About a daughter who practices... 1064 01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:04,188 ...speaking with respect... 1065 01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:07,220 No respect. She's not even 16! 1066 01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:09,618 The wine was good! 1067 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,940 It's a matter of honor, let's take him to the station. 1068 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:15,497 "Up there on the mountain..." 1069 01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:19,218 - Come on! - "There's a fountain!" 1070 01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:32,139 It's a good product, thick skin. But if you don't like it... 1071 01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:41,061 Like it... 1072 01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:44,420 One "Veramon", sergeant. 40 lire. 1073 01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:49,339 - Who's turn? - "Stilla" eyewash. 1074 01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:58,140 - "Stilla", for the eyes! - Yes. 1075 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,660 "Stilla", for the eyes. 1076 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:06,262 This is the living, with fireplace, we'll kindle it. 1077 01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:09,659 Almost 50 square meters of living room. 1078 01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:15,423 Lucky we haven't heard more about that girl and her father. 1079 01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:22,384 Take note of the static-dynamic structure of those ornaments. 1080 01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:40,380 - Where are you going? - Concerns the job! 1081 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:44,667 - Moron! Do you want to waste it all! - Get that brute off of me! 1082 01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:48,460 - Shame! - Why do you thinking I'm up to no good? 1083 01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:51,325 - Escape and then confess! - But my wife, you know her, right? 1084 01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:52,412 And my father too? 1085 01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:54,966 We should always be united in the face of danger. 1086 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,246 - Together! - Together! 1087 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:09,017 Poor devil! 1088 01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:16,024 - I salute you, lawyer! - My dear Gasparini! 1089 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:20,580 - Are you here for the hunting permit? - Yes, and you? 1090 01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:24,867 - Me too. And you? - For the fishing! 1091 01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:30,222 - Tell me, what did you tell your wife? - That it was for the passport. 1092 01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:33,984 Me the hunting permit, but she didn't believe me. She never does. 1093 01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,548 You're doing OK. 1094 01:36:35,720 --> 01:36:39,702 Relax. I recommend not to conspire. 1095 01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:43,862 Good morning, Mr. Attorney! My homage and best wishes. 1096 01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:46,144 Good morning, lawyer. 1097 01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:52,184 Luckily it's judge Scarfiotti, a very understanding fellow. 1098 01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:57,297 We're in this situation, but I urge you to deny everything. 1099 01:36:57,800 --> 01:37:00,780 You'll be the first to be interrogated. 1100 01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:03,724 It will all start with you and everything depends on you. 1101 01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:05,312 Deny it all, I urge you. 1102 01:37:05,480 --> 01:37:07,903 Deny with confidence. You must be firm like a dike. 1103 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,013 Or else it will all collapse. All depends on you! 1104 01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:12,583 - Benedetti... - Yes! 1105 01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:15,422 Lino, Dino, Pino... Proceed! 1106 01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:20,219 Hide the handkerchief! Benedetti, be confident, let's go! 1107 01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:29,545 Distinguished attorney, my best wishes. 1108 01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:35,458 You have a nice office, Mr. Attorney... 1109 01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:37,971 ...big, spacious, and even ventilated! 1110 01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:40,588 It's really nice! 1111 01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:43,411 But Mr. Attorney, there's a girl here. 1112 01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:44,532 I didn't want to disturb you. 1113 01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:48,423 - If you want I come back later. - No, no, Mr. Benedetti. 1114 01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:52,019 - Do you know the girl? - Sorry? 1115 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:56,421 No, no I didn't have the honor. Pleased to meet you, Benedetti. 1116 01:37:56,600 --> 01:38:00,582 And her shoes? Do you recognize them? 1117 01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:04,969 I know about shoes. Yes, they're of Australian cowhide, "Elisabetta" heels. 1118 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,388 An elegant product. 1119 01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:08,305 Smooth and sturdy at the same time. 1120 01:38:08,480 --> 01:38:12,985 Mr. Attorney, give me the shoe size of your wife... 1121 01:38:13,160 --> 01:38:17,142 ...and I'll get her a pair in no time. I'll be right back! 1122 01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:35,978 A glass of water! 1123 01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:46,827 The dike has collapsed. 1124 01:38:47,280 --> 01:38:51,785 It's lawyer Maschio. Yes, thank you, I'll hold on. 1125 01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:54,303 He went to tell him. 1126 01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:59,782 Crazy that persons like us are victims of a manic drunk! 1127 01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,664 Is this democracy? 1128 01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:05,297 Mr. Attorney, my best wishes. 1129 01:39:05,480 --> 01:39:08,267 Sorry if I disturb you. 1130 01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:11,318 I think that you've understood, after the interrogatory of today. 1131 01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:16,144 If you could advance me your conclusions... 1132 01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:19,004 Maximum discretion! 1133 01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:21,984 Yes, good. 1134 01:39:22,160 --> 01:39:24,060 Very good! 1135 01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:26,538 Mr. Attorney, I thought so. 1136 01:39:26,720 --> 01:39:31,703 No, we never doubted your high sense of justice. 1137 01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:35,884 Thank you Mr. Attorney. My best wishes. 1138 01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:40,781 He sends it all to the court. Priority proceedings. 1139 01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:43,542 - I don't want to see you! - Betty, forgive me! 1140 01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:45,050 I'll tear down the door! 1141 01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:47,941 - Go! - Don't talk like a lunatic! 1142 01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:52,898 I want to let go of it all! I want everybody to see me! 1143 01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:56,060 - Let go of me! - Come inside! 1144 01:39:57,520 --> 01:40:00,341 - I'll kill you! - Look at me! 1145 01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:04,942 - Let go of me! - Control yourself! 1146 01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:08,180 - I'll give you a bag of slaps! - Let go of me! 1147 01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:12,782 - I'll beat you up! - Help! 1148 01:40:12,960 --> 01:40:16,384 - My darling, don't do that! - Such shame! 1149 01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:18,937 Everybody in town knows. 1150 01:40:18,960 --> 01:40:21,645 They've told so many things about me, but nobody knows it. 1151 01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:24,462 But everybody knows about you! 1152 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:27,503 After this incident! 1153 01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:31,662 Is you wife not enough for you? Pig, scoundrel! 1154 01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:35,788 It wasn't my fault, I was dragged along by Bepi Scodeler! 1155 01:40:37,360 --> 01:40:39,146 Ippolita! 1156 01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:41,659 Ippolita! 1157 01:40:57,120 --> 01:40:59,304 Father, let's be reasonable. 1158 01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:01,900 O God! 1159 01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:18,499 - Yes? - Mr. Benedetti Lino? 1160 01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:21,860 - Yes. - I'm the lieutenant of the carabinieri. 1161 01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:25,737 - Yes, tell me! - Be prepared, we'll come to arrest you. 1162 01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:29,424 Yes, who's on the line? 1163 01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:36,257 The suspects have been interrogated by the attorney of the Republic. 1164 01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:41,218 Nothing has transpired thanks to the magistrate's well-known discretion. 1165 01:41:41,440 --> 01:41:45,422 It is assumed however that they will face justice... 1166 01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:48,899 ...for corruption of minors. 1167 01:41:49,280 --> 01:41:52,898 We welcome such seriousness. 1168 01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:57,780 It guarantees that in our town all are equal before the law... 1169 01:41:57,960 --> 01:42:02,897 ...even those who we would consider... 1170 01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:06,265 Yes, the Independent. 1171 01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:09,468 Yes, right away. Scodeler. 1172 01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:12,139 The father! 1173 01:42:14,400 --> 01:42:18,587 Commander, it's Tosato. How are you? Tell me. 1174 01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:23,944 You know that the first duty of a reporter... 1175 01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:28,703 Yes, sure. 1176 01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:32,464 I'm taking note. Very well commander. That's sensible. 1177 01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:34,619 Regards. 1178 01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:48,700 - Where were we? - "Also for those who consider themselves..." 1179 01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:51,178 ...privileged." 1180 01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:55,258 In the meantime we hope... 1181 01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:57,980 Tosato. 1182 01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,663 Good afternoon. Tell me! 1183 01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:02,701 Yes. 1184 01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:08,946 I understand. Don't worry, reverend. I think so too. 1185 01:43:09,280 --> 01:43:11,737 Goodbye, reverend. 1186 01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:16,939 Gasparini. 1187 01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:27,782 Tosato. Mr. Director, it's you! Good afternoon, tell me. 1188 01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:32,188 Sure, Mr. Director! 1189 01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:35,908 It's done, Mr. Director! 1190 01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:40,665 We're awake here, Mr. Director! Always at your service! 1191 01:43:50,080 --> 01:43:52,139 - Onorevole. - Yes? 1192 01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:56,907 - His eminence is on the line. - Ah! I see. 1193 01:43:57,840 --> 01:44:01,822 But I haven't been able to do anything. Tell him I'm not in. 1194 01:44:04,680 --> 01:44:08,502 Ah! He's in a meeting! I'll call later, thank you. 1195 01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:14,459 - He's given a pretext. - I would have thought so. 1196 01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:22,306 Yes? Hold on. 1197 01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:24,939 It's Gasparini. 1198 01:44:26,200 --> 01:44:29,784 God forgive me! Tell him I'm not in. 1199 01:44:33,520 --> 01:44:35,818 He's given a pretext. 1200 01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:46,868 They think we're stupid. In the end we'll have to go to court. 1201 01:44:57,120 --> 01:44:58,667 Hello. 1202 01:45:05,120 --> 01:45:09,068 Here you have the money. Let every one act the same. 1203 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,417 - Which money? - 2 million each makes 12 million. 1204 01:45:14,080 --> 01:45:17,459 Of course I'm putting yours in. 1205 01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:21,465 For the trial, it's a good idea! 1206 01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:26,748 Dickhead! It's for Cristofoletto, to convince him to drop the charges. 1207 01:45:27,600 --> 01:45:30,023 Or do you want to go to trial? 1208 01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:35,058 - You'll all end up in prison. - Perhaps you don't know, lady... 1209 01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:39,859 If Cristofoletto and Alda retract, they'll be tried for slander... 1210 01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:44,022 ...and condemned. I know those drunken peasants well. 1211 01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:48,182 For money, they'll do anything. Let me handle this. 1212 01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:53,022 Come on, forget about it! Let's take the money and make him a proposal. 1213 01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:12,664 - Madam, I'll come with you. - I want to go alone. 1214 01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:33,422 - Where's Cristofoletto? - He's working. 1215 01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:59,501 - Are you Cristofoletto? - Why? 1216 01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:02,945 I'm Mrs. Gasparini, you see? 1217 01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:06,339 The wife of that gentleman... 1218 01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:10,668 - What gentleman? - You got it. 1219 01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:44,978 This is a million. 1220 01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:06,381 These are 2 millions. 1221 01:48:07,720 --> 01:48:12,498 That poor girl won't find a husband, after what they did to her. 1222 01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:15,262 So, what will she do now? 1223 01:48:15,440 --> 01:48:17,658 - I'll tell you. - Tell me. 1224 01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:19,865 Whoring! 1225 01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:22,979 Would you like a drink? 1226 01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:34,067 Here's another half million. 1227 01:48:42,280 --> 01:48:44,464 Distrustful? 1228 01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:49,660 "Better the Pope and the peasant, than only the Pope!" 1229 01:49:17,440 --> 01:49:20,625 Another half million. Isn't it enough? 1230 01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:26,540 And 5! 5 millions should do it, as I don't have any more. 1231 01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:31,538 - Madam, I really like you! - Are you crazy? Let go off me! 1232 01:49:31,720 --> 01:49:33,824 Hush, madam! 1233 01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:38,665 - Are you crazy? - 5 million is enough for me! 1234 01:49:38,840 --> 01:49:43,698 But the poor girl will never find a husband! 1235 01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:47,987 I want justice! Come on, madam! 1236 01:49:52,480 --> 01:49:57,463 - How long is she in there? - Takes time to deal with a peasant. 1237 01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:02,387 Here she comes! 1238 01:50:17,720 --> 01:50:20,700 - How did it go? - He accepted 5 million. 1239 01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:23,860 Great! We saved 7 million. 1240 01:50:24,040 --> 01:50:28,022 We'll give those to don Schiavon to make a children's home. 1241 01:50:28,200 --> 01:50:32,660 Madam, you forgot your bra! 1242 01:50:33,240 --> 01:50:35,219 Let's go! 1243 01:50:44,680 --> 01:50:47,660 The land is promising this year. 1244 01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:50,422 If the weather will not spoil it. 1245 01:50:59,040 --> 01:51:02,180 "All has ended well." 1246 01:51:02,360 --> 01:51:06,785 "Our 5 fellow citizens, whose uprightness no one has doubted..." 1247 01:51:06,960 --> 01:51:10,737 "...listened to the verdict that sets them free..." 1248 01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:16,665 "...with the serenity of those who never lost faith in law and justice." 1249 01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:23,906 "They were set free because they didn't commit the crime they were accused of." 1250 01:51:24,080 --> 01:51:27,664 "Meanwhile, Cristofoletto and his daughter Alda..." - Shut up! 1251 01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:30,263 "Found guilty of slander... 1252 01:51:30,280 --> 01:51:34,774 ...will have to face trial for this matter..." 1253 01:51:34,840 --> 01:51:38,822 "...and for the reproachable accusation aimed at defaming..." 1254 01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:43,107 "...the big virtue of the accused. Commander, are you happy? 1255 01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:45,498 Very much so! 1256 01:51:46,520 --> 01:51:50,502 Although the ending is a bit overdone. "Big virtue", plain silly! 1257 01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:55,826 I know, but "better to exaggerate than saying too little". 1258 01:51:56,000 --> 01:52:00,061 - Come again? - Better a lot than very little. 1259 01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:04,738 Thank you Commander, and my regards. 1260 01:52:08,120 --> 01:52:10,497 Work to do, miss. 99151