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Previously, on
"Surrealestate"...
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I don't believe in ghosts.
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Neither do I.
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I just work with them.
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I still have these moments
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when I think maybe you should be
detained and studied.
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Well, you'd have to
buy me dinner first.
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Zooey! You get to drive Susan
out to the coast.
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And leave her for dead, right?
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This is why
we don't have HR.
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I just thought you were
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the office manager.
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- I contain multitudes.
- Anything else?
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Who's the
referring agent?
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- Seriously?
- Rita Weiss.
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Hm.
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This got scary fast.
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I know I'm late
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but people took forever
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and there's no way
they could afford the place.
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I'm on my way, Honey.
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Okay!
As fast as I can! Geez!
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Whew!
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Hnh...
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A touch after 5 o'clock
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on this beautiful
Tuesday afternoon.
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Next up,
handyman Andrew Anderson
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talks to us about
the wonders of
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low maintenance
composite decking.
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Some might call it
a mundane topic.
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Well, there is fun
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in the mundane!
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Beat ya!
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Pass me another one,
would ya?
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Sorry. You asked for it.
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All right,
here's to Friday
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and a weekend
of possibilities.
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On the count of three.
One...
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Two... three!
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*SURREALESTATE*
Season 01 Episode 06
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Episode Title: "Roman's Six"
Aired on: August 20, 2021.
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You're late.
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For our 9:30 meeting,
which you rescheduled twice?
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Look,
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I'm giving you this listing.
It's a present.
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Like the dollar bills
all those sad women used
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to tuck into your Speedo
in college.
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Why me?
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Taking some time off.
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You remember my assistant,
Gabriel?
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Oh, I try not to get attached
to your assistants, Rita.
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They're like bunnies
in cosmetics testing...
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you just know
something terrible's
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going to happen to them.
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He died.
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The dim bulb ran into
a tree branch.
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It went through his eye socket
and into his brain.
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Who knew he even had one?
Ha.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Yeah, well,
I've had this vacation
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on the books for months
and now this happens.
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Gabriel's final middle finger
from the grave.
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Is this why you're
giving me the listing?
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Look, if you don't want
it, I'll call someone normal.
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Let's go inside
and look around.
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Sorry, but Mister
"I'm going to die
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and complicate Rita's life"
took the lockbox code
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when he became a baritone
in the choir eternal.
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I've got a locksmith
coming out later.
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Anything else?
I need to pack.
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Again: why me?
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Gabriel's death wasn't
the first on the premises.
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It's your kind of place.
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We should send flowers
or something.
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Gabriel was
Rita's assistant.
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Almost qualifies
as euthanasia. ‐
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There is more.
The house has history.
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So, the former owner,
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Catherine Owens,
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was arrested for murdering
her tenant about a year ago.
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Hm. Nana broke bad.
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Miz Owens was
kind of agoraphobic.
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Owned the place for ten years,
hardly ever left...
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Just sat in there
playing her cello.
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Cops had to drag her out. ‐
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She ever confess?
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Says she plead innocent.
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No other fingerprints
or forced entry...
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Jury saw enough circumstantial
evidence to convict.
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What happened
to the victim?
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Well, it just says
a head wound.
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Let me see if I can get
any more specifics.
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Would it be insensitive
to ask why we care?
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Hm.
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Well, it's
our listing.
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We have a duty
to report any murder
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to any prospective buyers.
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Wouldn't hurt to know
the details.
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Rita didn't mention
any residual phenomena?
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Of course
it could have
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slipped her mind
in her crushing grief.
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When you do the PKT,
stay outside the house for now.
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We don't know
what we don't know yet.
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It seems overly cautious.
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I get a big "stay out" vibe
from this house, Augie.
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Until we know what's up,
just use the exterior sensor.
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I have a meeting
but I'll be reachable.
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Oh! Ah, that reporter
from Channel Six keeps calling.
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Do you want me to
forward the message?
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Hey, do you know
an Edwin Calabasas?
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Left us a bunch of
staticky voicemail messages.
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Turns out he owns one of those
big old houses on University Row
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and wants to list it ASAP.
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Wow. Those sell instantly.
How'd he find us?
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He said we were recommended
by an associate
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and he couldn't
remember the name.
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Okay, two listings
with no sellers
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looking over our shoulders.
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How lucky are we?
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Hm. Your dad
used to make this?
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I looked forward to it
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every weekend.
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My dad marinated
the chicken for hours.
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Then he'd cook it in oil
and sugar 'til it caramelized
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and he'd add other spices
and stuff.
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And he'd make enough for
ten or twelve people.
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And the house was filled
with this wonderful smell.
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I used to think Trinidad
must be this wonderful place
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that always smelled like
a Sunday afternoon.
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It's really good.
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Mm, I love this place, Zaboca.
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They make the best
Pelau in town,
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but dad's recipe
spoiled me for life.
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Parents.
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They mess
you up, right?
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Sorry.
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No, it's okay, you're right.
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My dad made me a Padres fan.
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What time is it?
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I have a ton of classes
and labs to register for.
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Already? We haven't even
looked at any listings!
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The new condos on Daly...
they're incredible.
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Beautiful views.
I can get you a deal!
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I'm gonna send you a link!
Hot, 11‐foot ceilings
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in your area,
waiting to meet you!
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Ew.
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What?
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This lady got her eye
shot out with an arrow.
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It's all fun and games
until someone pokes an eye out.
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Hm.
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I need to see your superior.
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Uh, Luke's out.
What's up, Rita?
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He asked to see the open house
guest book for the Owens house.
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Here.
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So, what, this was, uh...
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Last Saturday?
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Mm‐hm.
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Feel free to sell the Owens
place to one of those people
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but the other 15 names
on that list are my clients
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and out‐of‐bounds.
Mitts off.
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Anybody here was
particularly interested?
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Mm, I'm afraid my assistant
took that insight to his grave.
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He's literally
in a better place now.
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If so, he's wearing
some kind of corrective lenses.
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He died from a stick
through the eye.
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Bye‐bye!
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Huh.
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We better call Luke.
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This woman is on the list.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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It's like it was daring me
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to come inside.
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I'm glad you didn't.
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The exterior sensor
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should still allow us
to monitor its activity.
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Telling me four deaths have
been associated with this house?
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Yep.
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Four counting
the original murder victim.
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Okay, let's just
look at the first name
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on the open house list
for a second...
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Marcy Nunes.
Had an accident at home.
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Tuesday.
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Yeah. Impaled herself
with a knitting needle;
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right through the eye.
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Like Gabriel.
We are sure?
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Yeah, I confirmed with my
contact at the coroner's.
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Then, three days later,
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Anna Mayer.
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Bizarre archery‐related mishap.
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God, so much death
and yet Rita Weiss
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still walks the earth.
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Rita Weiss wasn't
at this open house.
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Knowing her
management style,
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it's possible she never
even went inside at all.
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It's like this house
doesn't want any visitors.
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It seemed
to invite me in.
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Gabriel died on Saturday.
Marcy Nunes, what? Tuesday?
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Then Anna on Friday.
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Three days apart.
Anything?
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Oh, pick your poison:
Celtic Triads, Holy Trinity,
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the Osirian triad,
all of Pythagoras.
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Okay, so the first thing
we need to do is warn
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the next name on the list.
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Three days from Friday
is tonight.
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Ross Parsons.
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- Phil, you'll get in touch?
- Mm‐hm.
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Call the warden,
Braden Correctional.
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Let's see if I can
get a few minutes
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with Catherine Owens.
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Think she
has an accomplice?
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Think she might be innocent.
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Oh!
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I can say cheese
in the next one.
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Oh! My bad.
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No big thing.
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I'm Reese. You can, uh, come
on up. Who're you here to see?
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Taylor? Or it's probably, uh,
Mason, actually.
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Wha! Watch your, uh...
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- Oh!
- ...step. Hm. Party foul.
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- Ha‐ha!
- Hm.
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I'll, uh, yeah,
I'll go wake up the Maceman.
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We had quite a night last night,
but I'm sure he'll be happy
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you're here. You guys
can talk...
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compounds and, uh,
valencies and whatnot.
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I‐I'm sorry, you are the, uh...
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chemistry tutor
his dad hired, right?
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I sell houses.
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I left you three messages.
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Right. Right. I'm, uh...
wh‐what'd they say?
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Your landlord's
selling the house.
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I just need to take
some quick pictures.
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Don't know how
I feel about that.
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Great. Great!
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Yeah. Sure.
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Oh, my god!
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This is a dumpster
with utilities.
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Yeah, we like it.
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Look, I'm going to be honest
with you, all right?
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Our landlord is
kind of a douche, all right?
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And I don't really like the idea
of helping him sell,
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but this new owner
jacks up our rent...
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He has the right
to sell his own property.
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Yeah. Yeah‐yeah‐yeah,
of course. But, uh...
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talk to the boys first, right?
And our buddy, Chops,
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he's pre‐law, so
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he'll know something about our
constitutional human rights.
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By all means, consult Chops,
but I need these photos.
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You gotta call me.
Tomorrow, no later.
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I mean it.
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Just gotta
find the phone.
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I'll let myself out.
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You do that.
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So, you're saying
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00:12:29,426 --> 00:12:32,548
I'm going to die by a
thing through my eye?
256
00:12:32,632 --> 00:12:34,753
This sounds like
so much bullshit.
257
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,458
Three people are
ahead of you on that list.
258
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,562
All three have died.
259
00:12:39,646 --> 00:12:40,631
You appear to be next...
260
00:12:40,715 --> 00:12:43,069
Because we looked at a house.
261
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,071
We don't know.
262
00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:45,507
But I thought you should,
at the very least...
263
00:12:45,591 --> 00:12:47,178
Buy the house?
264
00:12:47,262 --> 00:12:50,768
Well, I was going to
suggest that you be careful.
265
00:12:51,536 --> 00:12:53,023
Take a few precautions.
266
00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:04,663
Stay where you are.
267
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:06,583
Just a moment.
268
00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:12,729
I don't know you.
269
00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:15,251
Luke Roman.
Thanks for seeing me.
270
00:13:15,718 --> 00:13:18,724
There was a window
in my busy schedule.
271
00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:22,047
Ms. Owens, I am the, uh,
real estate agent
272
00:13:22,131 --> 00:13:24,402
who's in charge of
selling your, uh...
273
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,059
The house you used to live in.
274
00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:30,063
I thought you were a writer.
275
00:13:30,147 --> 00:13:32,234
Or one of those movie people.
276
00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:33,721
A commission‐craving
house hooker.
277
00:13:35,859 --> 00:13:37,528
What a disappointment!
278
00:13:38,865 --> 00:13:41,838
I see you've been
talking to my mom.
279
00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:44,877
I do love my house.
280
00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:48,166
How is it?
281
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,704
Well, I was just there
the other day. It's fine.
282
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,408
But you did not go in.
283
00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:54,545
Ms. Owens,
Catherine?
284
00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:56,082
You've always claimed
to be innocent
285
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,719
of Amos Allenby's murder.
286
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,439
I have.
287
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,576
Because I am.
288
00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:03,630
I think that it is possible
289
00:14:03,714 --> 00:14:05,667
we might be able
to help you prove that.
290
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:07,355
You think so?
291
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:10,310
How long had you had
Mister Allenby as a tenant?
292
00:14:10,394 --> 00:14:12,281
Four weeks.
293
00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,151
Maybe five.
294
00:14:14,235 --> 00:14:16,689
I did my best to pretend
he wasn't there.
295
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,426
When did you
find out he died?
296
00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:20,430
When the police told me
my prints were on
297
00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,268
the murder weapon.
298
00:14:22,352 --> 00:14:25,358
I wasn't aware I even owned
a murder weapon.
299
00:14:25,558 --> 00:14:26,542
Surprise!
300
00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:29,867
It was my bow,
the bow from my cello...
301
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:32,238
covered with my fingerprints.
302
00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:38,566
People are such snobs about
their precious Pernambucos
303
00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:42,708
but carbon fiber provides the
perfect blend of flexibility
304
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,396
and strength.
305
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,852
I suppose the murderer
proved that.
306
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,345
Perhaps there's an
endorsement in his future.
307
00:14:57,321 --> 00:14:59,241
At the time of the murder,
you were...?
308
00:14:59,325 --> 00:15:01,512
Riding my bicycle
by the water,
309
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,333
like I did most afternoons.
310
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,337
By yourself?
311
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,928
The killer knew my patterns,
312
00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:09,666
my habits,
313
00:15:09,853 --> 00:15:12,047
and found them
suitable for framing.
314
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,176
Being in here is a
pretty good alibi.
315
00:15:17,202 --> 00:15:19,456
This past week, three people
who attended an Open House
316
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:21,159
at your home died.
317
00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:23,565
In a way very similar to
Mister Allenby.
318
00:15:23,649 --> 00:15:25,334
Officially, they're all
accidents.
319
00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:26,470
But unofficially?
320
00:15:26,554 --> 00:15:28,273
If you're in here,
321
00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:29,710
maybe the killer
is still out there.
322
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:32,065
Real estate agents
fighting crime.
323
00:15:33,134 --> 00:15:36,423
I thought you spent your time
posing for bus benches.
324
00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:48,247
Look,
325
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:52,054
can't promise you anything but,
uh, we're going to look into it.
326
00:15:52,138 --> 00:15:53,541
I'll be in touch.
327
00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:58,351
Mister Roman...
328
00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:01,641
Take good care
of my house.
329
00:16:01,725 --> 00:16:03,611
Do sell it to somebody nice.
330
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:21,647
So I said, "Look, I'm not
trying to be an asshole,
331
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:25,487
but there's no excuse for
missing that deadline." Okay?
332
00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:27,491
Now, I know you're
a vegetarian. You just...
333
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:29,179
Whoa.
334
00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:31,283
Jeezus...
335
00:16:32,152 --> 00:16:34,138
You'd think they'd be
a little careful.
336
00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:36,677
Awesome. Yeah, this is
what I'm talking about.
337
00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:39,550
Best steak in the city.
338
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,253
Give it to me!
339
00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:43,490
It's great, thanks.
Keep it coming, okay?
340
00:16:43,574 --> 00:16:45,261
Hey!
341
00:16:46,615 --> 00:16:47,733
Ahh!
342
00:16:47,817 --> 00:16:49,102
God! Oh my god. Oh!
343
00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:50,656
Mom!
344
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:53,160
Is there a doctor here?
345
00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:58,153
Friends say Parsons was smart,
346
00:16:58,237 --> 00:17:00,274
friendly and enjoyed
fine dining.
347
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:04,399
I should have
scared him more.
348
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,136
Should have done something.
349
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,773
No. No way.
350
00:17:07,857 --> 00:17:08,775
You warned him.
351
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:11,279
I was pretty sure
the house was the problem
352
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,150
until I looked
into Catherine's eyes.
353
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,120
And what'd you see?
354
00:17:15,204 --> 00:17:16,624
Arrogance.
355
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,395
Precision. A kind of
self‐satisfaction
356
00:17:19,479 --> 00:17:21,718
you don't expect
in a correctional setting.
357
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:25,107
What have you got?
358
00:17:25,191 --> 00:17:26,711
The, uh,
359
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,819
PKT monitor showed
very little initial activity.
360
00:17:30,903 --> 00:17:34,827
But we clearly see
psychokinetic energy
361
00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:38,166
rise steadily for 48 hours
until it peaks here.
362
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,737
Spikes, actually.
363
00:17:39,821 --> 00:17:41,807
Right when Ross Parsons
was getting his eye poked out.
364
00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:43,611
And exactly
three days after
365
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:46,149
Anna Mayer got her
shot to the eye.
366
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,853
What kind of monster
wreaks vengeance
367
00:17:47,937 --> 00:17:50,157
on a few looky‐loos at
an open house?
368
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:53,798
I'm gonna look into death
markers, tracers, homers...
369
00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:54,800
Rippers?
370
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:55,902
Could be rippers.
371
00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:58,473
Maybe look at hollabacks, too,
flycasters, inkstains.
372
00:17:58,557 --> 00:17:59,475
Mumfords.
373
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:01,313
Wait, what are these things?
What's a Mumford?
374
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,183
It's a spirit that
does the same thing
375
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,753
over and over and over again.
376
00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:07,342
Hey, I like
Mumford and Sons.
377
00:18:10,682 --> 00:18:12,920
I keep coming
back to precision.
378
00:18:14,523 --> 00:18:15,507
What about a Poindexter?
379
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:17,311
What about...
380
00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:18,513
Even worse?
381
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,618
What? Peabody?
382
00:18:20,702 --> 00:18:22,723
Nah, a killing spree
is way off‐brand
383
00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:24,192
for a Peabody.
384
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:27,766
Oh, shit.
A Watchmaker.
385
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:30,204
It fits. You gotta admit.
386
00:18:30,288 --> 00:18:31,172
Oh, dear.
387
00:18:31,256 --> 00:18:33,778
Bring me along here, guys.
What's a Watchmaker?
388
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,749
They came over with the
flood of German immigration
389
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,451
in the mid‐1800's.
390
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:41,894
They gave us kindergarten and
Christmas trees and Watchmakers.
391
00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:43,765
Basically, it's a
very methodical demon
392
00:18:43,849 --> 00:18:45,635
that does very bad things
in the same way
393
00:18:45,719 --> 00:18:47,405
in a very precise order.
394
00:18:47,489 --> 00:18:49,375
We need to find all the people
that went to that open house.
395
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:50,945
We need to warn them.
We need to scare them,
396
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,483
if we have to ‐it is
literally life or death.
397
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,538
That's gonna be a problem.
398
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:59,312
This is the next name
in the book.
399
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,734
Is that even a name?
400
00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:04,289
Is there a number? An email?
401
00:19:05,324 --> 00:19:07,946
So, we just need to warn
a nameless, faceless person
402
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:11,537
that they're the next victim
of a nameless, faceless killer.
403
00:19:11,871 --> 00:19:13,708
I have my own problems.
404
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,248
Reese?
405
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:21,640
It's the real estate lady!
406
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,327
That is correct.
407
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,837
Hi. Can you open the door?
408
00:19:29,841 --> 00:19:31,527
Sure.
409
00:19:31,611 --> 00:19:32,929
Taylor, Mase.
410
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,320
Hm.
411
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,939
You didn't call.
412
00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:39,810
Yeah? No. Yeah!
413
00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:42,332
That was, uh,
on advice of counsel.
414
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:44,553
How is Chops?
415
00:19:44,637 --> 00:19:46,791
Chops says that
you need a warrant.
416
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,295
I'm not a cop!
I don't want your weed.
417
00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:52,352
Unaware of this, uh,
"weed" you speak of.
418
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,307
Reese, I just need
the pictures, okay?
419
00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:56,476
Please?
420
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,848
Oh, I'm getting real
disappointed mom vibes from you
421
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:01,453
and I already got
one of those, so...
422
00:20:01,537 --> 00:20:04,042
You're gonna need to go.
Sorry. No pictures.
423
00:20:05,646 --> 00:20:07,733
If‐Yo...
424
00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:12,709
I am so sorry,
I hate to do this
425
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,747
especially since you're
already on our bench.
426
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:17,335
Oh, this bench
isn't so special.
427
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,723
I'll hang with anyone
who sits down.
428
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,027
We attack at dawn!
429
00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:23,029
Let me go!
430
00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:24,867
Oh, he seems nice.
431
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:26,904
So, you have class tonight?
432
00:20:26,988 --> 00:20:29,041
Nah, think I'll just
chill at home.
433
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,981
Got a huge
endocrinology lab coming up.
434
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,753
Maybe head up to the attic
and have a pillow fight
435
00:20:34,837 --> 00:20:36,473
with your mom?
436
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:38,628
Or, maybe you
should help me...
437
00:20:38,712 --> 00:20:40,497
find a new place?
438
00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:42,569
I'll call you. I promise.
439
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,055
Goodbye.
440
00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:49,615
It's a lovely property
in a desirable neighborhood,
441
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,321
Mister Calabasas,
but the current...
442
00:20:53,474 --> 00:20:55,762
Tenants are
being difficult.
443
00:20:55,846 --> 00:20:57,498
They're parasites.
444
00:20:57,582 --> 00:20:59,903
Overprivileged, little
dung beetles
445
00:20:59,987 --> 00:21:02,458
who chose my property as...
shit shack.
446
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:06,349
I've tried to evict them.
447
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,605
Now, I just want them to be
someone else's problem.
448
00:21:08,972 --> 00:21:10,992
We need great photos
to sell the place.
449
00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:15,334
Then we'll "leak" the listing
to a‐a curated list of investors
450
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:17,471
and parents who want a great
campus location,
451
00:21:17,555 --> 00:21:19,910
or income property.
It'll sell instantly.
452
00:21:19,994 --> 00:21:21,547
I've chosen
the right agent.
453
00:21:21,631 --> 00:21:23,551
But it all starts
with the photos.
454
00:21:23,635 --> 00:21:27,057
Nothing fancy,
empty rooms is fine,
455
00:21:27,141 --> 00:21:28,794
but they won't...
456
00:21:28,878 --> 00:21:30,665
You figure it out.
457
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,969
The thought of those little
tapeworms burrowing deeper
458
00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:36,544
into my portfolio
vexes me. I can't rest.
459
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,579
Sir, you
should know that...
460
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,718
I have every confidence
in you, Ms. Ireland.
461
00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:42,354
Goodbye.
462
00:21:42,438 --> 00:21:43,958
I'm not even sure
these characters are from
463
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,712
the modern English alphabet.
464
00:21:46,781 --> 00:21:49,636
Zooey, who do we use
for legal work?
465
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,807
Wait, you want to sic
a lawyer on the frat guys?
466
00:21:51,891 --> 00:21:53,282
I need the photos.
467
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:56,600
That is the absolutely
the wrong way to do it.
468
00:21:57,035 --> 00:21:58,955
All right.
One question:
469
00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:02,428
Did you ever own or operate
an iron during college?
470
00:22:02,512 --> 00:22:05,332
Natural fabrics
require proper care.
471
00:22:05,953 --> 00:22:08,406
Hm. We have our answer.
472
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,845
I just need the
name of the lawyer.
473
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:13,116
All right, look, I...
474
00:22:15,504 --> 00:22:18,961
...can get you your photos
without the lawyer.
475
00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:21,499
Why would you,
even if you could?
476
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,069
Because
477
00:22:23,153 --> 00:22:24,438
I am
478
00:22:24,522 --> 00:22:25,993
loving the fact
479
00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:28,632
that you can't. Hm‐hm.
480
00:22:29,532 --> 00:22:31,003
Fabulous for you.
481
00:23:03,835 --> 00:23:04,920
Hey, Luke.
482
00:23:05,004 --> 00:23:06,924
Any luck on the
autograph of the damned?
483
00:23:07,008 --> 00:23:09,529
Nope. August is trying
to hack Gabriel's email,
484
00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:11,065
see if there's
anything there.
485
00:23:11,149 --> 00:23:12,736
Another great idea.
486
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:15,474
I always send out follow‐up
emails for open houses.
487
00:23:15,558 --> 00:23:17,077
I'm all over it.
488
00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:20,050
Look, I talked off‐the‐record
to a guy I know.
489
00:23:20,134 --> 00:23:22,756
A homicide detective.
As far as they're concerned,
490
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,726
these are all accidents.
491
00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:27,866
Whoever's doing this knows
exactly where the victim is
492
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:30,538
and how to murder them
at any precise moment.
493
00:23:30,622 --> 00:23:32,659
Not any moment.
Three‐day intervals.
494
00:23:34,095 --> 00:23:35,782
Why not just knock them
all off at once?
495
00:23:35,866 --> 00:23:38,872
I'm telling you,
it's gotta be a Watchmaker.
496
00:23:39,974 --> 00:23:41,576
Whatever it is,
497
00:23:42,145 --> 00:23:43,798
we're running out of time.
498
00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:54,085
Boom. Boom.
499
00:23:54,169 --> 00:23:57,659
Boom! You did not see
that coming! Ha‐ha‐ha.
500
00:23:57,743 --> 00:23:59,997
Wow, that was awesome!
Can you show me?
501
00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:02,902
Yeah. It's just, uh,
B, left, down, up.
502
00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:07,612
I‐I'm sorry. Who are you?
503
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,881
I'm Zooey.
504
00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:12,822
I live, um, over there.
Anyways, um...
505
00:24:12,906 --> 00:24:15,795
me and my roommates,
Amber and Sheera,
506
00:24:15,879 --> 00:24:18,233
we were doing this Tik Tok
challenge where we, like,
507
00:24:18,317 --> 00:24:21,105
party in every room
in every house on the block.
508
00:24:21,189 --> 00:24:22,709
Sounds like a lot of work.
509
00:24:22,793 --> 00:24:24,780
Omigod, I know, right?
510
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,251
Thought it was going to be,
like, way easy.
511
00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:29,055
I just came from next door.
512
00:24:29,139 --> 00:24:32,011
No offense, but they are,
like, really boring.
513
00:24:32,311 --> 00:24:34,750
Well, we are
way more fun.
514
00:24:38,056 --> 00:24:41,831
If you are, you usually
don't have to say that.
515
00:24:42,031 --> 00:24:43,551
You guys are kind of cute.
516
00:24:43,635 --> 00:24:45,588
Can I post you doing
the Wake Down dance?
517
00:24:45,672 --> 00:24:46,590
Um...
518
00:24:46,674 --> 00:24:48,861
So easy and my roommates
would, like, die.
519
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,531
Ta, sure.
520
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,802
Yeah? Awesome! Let me
hook up to your Bluetooth.
521
00:24:52,886 --> 00:24:54,138
All right.
522
00:24:54,222 --> 00:24:57,144
Sweet! We just got to,
like, clear all this...
523
00:24:57,228 --> 00:24:57,946
stuff.
524
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,583
I can move it?
525
00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:00,985
Yeah, like, now.
526
00:25:01,069 --> 00:25:02,773
- Move it?
- Yeah.
527
00:25:03,207 --> 00:25:05,260
Oh, okay. Sure. Yeah.
528
00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:06,095
Sweet.
529
00:25:06,179 --> 00:25:08,266
Um, okay,
this will go over here?
530
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,838
Just over there.
No! Watch the floor.
531
00:25:10,922 --> 00:25:12,709
Watch the floor, she says!
532
00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:15,080
Ah! Yeah. There you go.
533
00:25:15,164 --> 00:25:16,817
Ohhhh! Skate style.
534
00:25:16,901 --> 00:25:19,255
Does it have to‐have to
come down?
535
00:25:19,339 --> 00:25:21,760
Just move that
right over there.
536
00:25:21,844 --> 00:25:23,631
Whoa! Whoa‐ho.
537
00:25:28,725 --> 00:25:30,629
Fantastic, boys!
538
00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:32,615
It's dance thing?
539
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:33,584
Yeah.
540
00:25:33,668 --> 00:25:34,853
Ready, boys?
541
00:25:34,937 --> 00:25:36,339
Mm‐hm.
542
00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:40,030
Five‐six...
543
00:25:40,114 --> 00:25:41,299
Seven, eight.
544
00:25:41,383 --> 00:25:45,307
"Cookies on my Plate" by
Richard Mead and Cayte Webber plays...
545
00:25:45,391 --> 00:25:49,315
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate
While life can make me wait ♪♪♪
546
00:25:49,399 --> 00:25:53,641
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate
I've got cookies on my plate ♪♪♪
547
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:57,766
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate
While life can make me wait ♪♪♪
548
00:25:57,850 --> 00:26:00,120
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate, what? ♪♪♪
549
00:26:00,822 --> 00:26:02,040
♪♪♪ Oh‐oh‐oh‐oh ♪♪♪
550
00:26:02,124 --> 00:26:03,744
Can you get a lower angle?
551
00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:06,182
I said I have got this.
552
00:26:09,272 --> 00:26:12,796
God, Zooey, it's like you have
some strange, hypnotic power
553
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,800
over these poor boys.
554
00:26:14,884 --> 00:26:16,302
Thank goodness you're
using it for good
555
00:26:16,386 --> 00:26:18,039
and not evil.
556
00:26:18,123 --> 00:26:20,945
Ooh! I'm trying to show off
some of that crown molding.
557
00:26:21,029 --> 00:26:23,216
All right, guys,
back to ones!
558
00:26:27,174 --> 00:26:28,359
Good, job, boys!
559
00:26:28,443 --> 00:26:30,665
We got it!
560
00:26:30,749 --> 00:26:32,067
Guys?
561
00:26:32,151 --> 00:26:33,671
Oh!
562
00:26:33,755 --> 00:26:35,725
Ah. I got you. Pull.
563
00:26:41,804 --> 00:26:43,089
Yeah. Phil.
564
00:26:43,173 --> 00:26:44,693
Hey, you visit
the prison yet?
565
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,630
- I'm on my way.
- Okay, stop.
566
00:26:46,714 --> 00:26:47,966
Just stop.
I found something.
567
00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,201
Okay.
568
00:26:49,285 --> 00:26:51,974
In 1969, a 16‐year‐old
named Margaret Heyward
569
00:26:52,058 --> 00:26:54,311
died at Adreniland
on a school trip.
570
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,915
The safety bar
on her chair swing
571
00:26:55,999 --> 00:26:56,917
came up all by itself.
572
00:26:57,001 --> 00:26:58,386
- So?
- Okay,
573
00:26:58,470 --> 00:26:59,956
three days earlier
574
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,793
Margaret Heyward
had recently bested
575
00:27:01,877 --> 00:27:04,833
half a dozen classmates
to become first‐chair cello.
576
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,453
So?
577
00:27:07,288 --> 00:27:09,976
Second chair
was her best friend,
578
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,463
Catherine Owens.
579
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,351
Three days...
580
00:27:14,435 --> 00:27:16,122
Exactly three days.
581
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,890
I did it! Whoo.
582
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:26,877
All right, let's post!
583
00:27:26,961 --> 00:27:28,012
Oh, I would, but...
584
00:27:28,096 --> 00:27:29,181
You want a beer?
585
00:27:29,265 --> 00:27:31,152
Sorry, my ride's coming.
586
00:27:31,236 --> 00:27:32,956
Oh, um...
587
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,291
So...
588
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:37,448
you, uh, want to hang out
some time or...?
589
00:27:37,849 --> 00:27:39,268
Oh,
590
00:27:39,352 --> 00:27:40,956
Reese.
591
00:27:42,191 --> 00:27:44,880
I'm grown enough to be your hot,
592
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,317
unattainable, slightly...
593
00:27:47,401 --> 00:27:48,721
slightly...
594
00:27:48,805 --> 00:27:50,207
older cousin.
595
00:27:50,976 --> 00:27:52,294
All right, so...
596
00:27:52,378 --> 00:27:53,898
You'll text me?
597
00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:55,300
Okay, bye.
598
00:28:06,439 --> 00:28:08,159
I have no words.
599
00:28:08,243 --> 00:28:10,130
I think that's best.
600
00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:12,936
Are they still looking?
601
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,338
- Yeah.
- Okay, can you go now?
602
00:28:14,422 --> 00:28:16,810
- Yeah.
- Please? Thank you.
603
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,887
All this attention.
604
00:28:21,971 --> 00:28:23,941
You're gonna turn a girl's head.
605
00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,853
Tell me: how'd you do it?
606
00:28:30,855 --> 00:28:32,040
I don't know
what you mean.
607
00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:34,128
You didn't
like Amos Allenby.
608
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:36,801
He was in my house.
609
00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:41,944
Did you know he watched me
in my shower, Mr. Roman?
610
00:28:42,311 --> 00:28:44,966
But what about
Margaret Heyward?
611
00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:46,803
You killed your best friend
because she beat you out
612
00:28:46,887 --> 00:28:48,373
for first chair?
613
00:28:51,162 --> 00:28:54,435
I'm sure I don't know
what you're talking about.
614
00:28:57,575 --> 00:29:00,080
I think we should
talk tomorrow.
615
00:29:01,483 --> 00:29:04,222
There will be lots
to talk about tomorrow.
616
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:28,136
Mr. Calabasas?
Susan Ireland.
617
00:29:28,871 --> 00:29:30,190
The listing is live!
618
00:29:30,274 --> 00:29:31,492
The offers should
start rolling in.
619
00:29:31,576 --> 00:29:32,929
Um, I've sent you the link
620
00:29:33,013 --> 00:29:34,164
and I just want to
make sure that you...
621
00:29:34,248 --> 00:29:37,872
Splendid. Contact my attorney
when you have offers.
622
00:29:37,956 --> 00:29:40,143
He'll be pleased
to consummate the sale.
623
00:29:40,227 --> 00:29:42,247
So, I‐I should
talk to him, not you?
624
00:29:42,331 --> 00:29:44,284
You've ‐great help to
625
00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:45,220
Uh.
626
00:29:45,304 --> 00:29:46,890
...at last,
I can move on.
627
00:29:46,974 --> 00:29:48,560
Sorry, you're
breaking up. I can't...
628
00:29:50,314 --> 00:29:51,900
Hello?
629
00:30:06,647 --> 00:30:08,283
Hm.
630
00:30:11,055 --> 00:30:12,542
Hm.
631
00:30:26,954 --> 00:30:29,174
Hey, I'm sorry.
Did you order?
632
00:30:29,258 --> 00:30:31,262
You're starving.
633
00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,951
Luke, I love seeing you,
634
00:30:34,035 --> 00:30:36,322
but if work is too crazy,
I get it.
635
00:30:36,406 --> 00:30:39,061
No, I need to eat. Let's eat.
636
00:30:39,145 --> 00:30:41,332
Here we are,
two normal adults, eating.
637
00:30:44,288 --> 00:30:46,576
The Owens house has just
been‐been nothing but trouble.
638
00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:48,346
Oh.
639
00:30:51,136 --> 00:30:52,955
I'm sorry, it's just...
640
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:55,594
I can't believe people
were into that house.
641
00:30:55,678 --> 00:30:57,431
That striped wallpaper
in the hallway?
642
00:30:57,515 --> 00:30:59,669
Made me crave
a peppermint stick!
643
00:30:59,753 --> 00:31:01,505
Or a haircut! God!
644
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,698
What?
645
00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:09,021
You were in
the Owens open house?
646
00:31:09,105 --> 00:31:11,459
You caught me, Luke.
I'm cheating on you.
647
00:31:11,543 --> 00:31:13,897
I'm seeing other agents.
648
00:31:13,981 --> 00:31:15,433
I hope we can
still be friends.
649
00:31:15,517 --> 00:31:17,121
Your email...
650
00:31:17,989 --> 00:31:19,341
wasn't on the guest list.
651
00:31:19,425 --> 00:31:21,212
I gave it
to the guy afterward.
652
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,347
Verbally.
653
00:31:22,431 --> 00:31:24,384
Luke, what's wrong?
654
00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:27,508
You told me to look
at anything I liked.
655
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:40,400
I'll give you guys a minute.
656
00:31:48,517 --> 00:31:49,569
What about the spoons?
657
00:31:49,653 --> 00:31:51,472
You really think she's
going to get spooned in the eye?
658
00:31:51,556 --> 00:31:54,311
Guys in prison sharpen those
things and use it as a shiv.
659
00:31:54,395 --> 00:31:56,282
Spoons.
660
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,077
Mm. This is ridiculous.
661
00:32:05,484 --> 00:32:07,204
Okay. You're scaring me.
662
00:32:07,288 --> 00:32:09,107
Why did you scribble like that
on the sign‐in sheet?
663
00:32:09,191 --> 00:32:10,678
That's how
I sign my name!
664
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,748
Hm. You'll make
a great doctor.
665
00:32:12,832 --> 00:32:16,122
August, what's your timeline?
What could we do here?
666
00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:19,662
If the, uh, PKT patterns
from the Owens house
667
00:32:19,746 --> 00:32:24,071
continue to replicate those
recorded before the, uh...
668
00:32:24,155 --> 00:32:26,509
the untimely passing
of Ross Parsons,
669
00:32:26,593 --> 00:32:29,065
it will peak...
roughly four hours.
670
00:32:29,766 --> 00:32:31,653
She likes to keep
to her schedule.
671
00:32:31,737 --> 00:32:33,991
Yeah, she has to.
Gotta take a lot out of you,
672
00:32:34,075 --> 00:32:36,028
structuring destinies
to smite your enemies.
673
00:32:36,112 --> 00:32:37,532
You'd need some
recovery time, too.
674
00:32:37,616 --> 00:32:39,134
Three days.
675
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:43,009
Then your eye lights up,
see your next target and...
676
00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:44,528
boing!
677
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:46,783
Sorry.
678
00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:49,622
But remember:
she's a watchmaker.
679
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:52,160
She has to kill
in the order of the list.
680
00:32:52,244 --> 00:32:55,534
Anything messes up the schedule,
or the order, it's a problem.
681
00:32:55,618 --> 00:32:57,254
Enormous problem.
682
00:32:58,691 --> 00:33:00,243
Game changer.
683
00:33:00,327 --> 00:33:03,149
You guys know how dumb
this sounds, right?
684
00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:04,284
The truth can be dumb.
685
00:33:04,368 --> 00:33:08,076
But that doesn't stop it
from being, you know, true.
686
00:33:08,576 --> 00:33:10,063
Now, see, if you
would have said that,
687
00:33:10,147 --> 00:33:12,133
it would have come off
all brilliant and ironic.
688
00:33:12,217 --> 00:33:13,469
Delivery.
689
00:33:13,553 --> 00:33:15,290
Okay. Check this out.
690
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,396
Meter readers. Cable guys.
Jehovah's Witnesses.
691
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,485
All of them entered
Catherine's house at some point
692
00:33:21,569 --> 00:33:24,792
and all of them died from a
bizarre accident afterwards.
693
00:33:24,876 --> 00:33:27,464
This lady is a Dahmer‐scale
mass murderer,
694
00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:29,368
but since everything
looks like an accident,
695
00:33:29,452 --> 00:33:31,038
nobody ever noticed.
696
00:33:31,122 --> 00:33:33,109
I've never even met her!
697
00:33:33,193 --> 00:33:35,113
And didn't you say she
was already in jail
698
00:33:35,197 --> 00:33:36,482
when I went to the open house?
699
00:33:36,566 --> 00:33:38,319
When you went inside,
700
00:33:38,403 --> 00:33:40,123
she saw you.
701
00:33:40,207 --> 00:33:41,593
The house had
marked you somehow.
702
00:33:41,677 --> 00:33:43,195
Now she's aware
of where you are.
703
00:33:43,279 --> 00:33:45,601
Probably not a
constant awareness.
704
00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:48,406
I mean, structuring events
in the mind? That's one thing.
705
00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:50,494
Omniscient awareness?
706
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:52,447
That's reserved for God.
707
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:53,684
And Facebook.
708
00:33:53,768 --> 00:33:57,324
She is not watching you
right now but she will be soon.
709
00:33:57,408 --> 00:33:59,294
Yeah. In four hours.
710
00:33:59,378 --> 00:34:00,531
So,
711
00:34:00,615 --> 00:34:03,369
that's when she takes something
like Phil's tablet stylus
712
00:34:03,453 --> 00:34:05,725
and pokes it
into my frontal lobe?
713
00:34:08,664 --> 00:34:10,300
Dude!
714
00:34:10,534 --> 00:34:11,820
Why is she doing this?
715
00:34:11,904 --> 00:34:13,506
I don't know.
716
00:34:16,747 --> 00:34:18,232
So what if it doesn't?
717
00:34:18,316 --> 00:34:19,468
What?
718
00:34:19,552 --> 00:34:21,606
What if it fails?
719
00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:24,444
What if it gets off schedule
or out of sequence...
720
00:34:24,528 --> 00:34:26,515
What happens then?
721
00:34:26,599 --> 00:34:29,254
That's an
interesting question.
722
00:34:29,338 --> 00:34:31,125
Watchmakers need
everything in sequence,
723
00:34:31,209 --> 00:34:32,494
in order.
724
00:34:33,848 --> 00:34:37,772
One, two, three.
725
00:34:37,856 --> 00:34:39,575
But if we
interrupt that order...
726
00:34:39,659 --> 00:34:42,380
One, two... four.
727
00:34:42,464 --> 00:34:44,251
You throw it into a loop.
728
00:34:44,335 --> 00:34:46,288
What kind of a loop?
729
00:34:46,372 --> 00:34:49,261
Imagine a computer with a
spinning wheel that never ends,
730
00:34:49,345 --> 00:34:52,300
searching for an answer
it can never find.
731
00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:53,804
An electronic stroke.
732
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:06,596
I know that this
is a desperate time
733
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,834
and I really want to
be here for both of you,
734
00:35:08,918 --> 00:35:10,336
but
735
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,307
I just got a cash offer
on Calabasas,
736
00:35:12,391 --> 00:35:13,828
20 grand above asking.
737
00:35:15,497 --> 00:35:18,503
Would it be in horribly
bad taste if I...?
738
00:35:19,371 --> 00:35:21,442
Go, for crying out loud.
739
00:35:21,677 --> 00:35:23,530
Go. Take care of business.
740
00:35:23,614 --> 00:35:27,254
She powerful enough to get
past Zooey, we are all doomed.
741
00:35:34,435 --> 00:35:35,872
Where're you going?
742
00:35:36,339 --> 00:35:37,591
To the bathroom.
743
00:35:37,675 --> 00:35:39,394
One door away.
744
00:35:39,478 --> 00:35:41,884
You removed everything sharp,
including the hand soap.
745
00:35:56,345 --> 00:35:57,732
Hey. Don't be mad.
746
00:35:57,816 --> 00:35:59,267
What are you, crazy?
What are you do...?
747
00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:00,436
Look, I remembered:
748
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,908
today's the last day to register
for my endocrinology lab.
749
00:36:02,992 --> 00:36:06,683
I needed to get that lab
in person or my year is shot!
750
00:36:06,767 --> 00:36:09,622
Okay, you can be all mad at me
751
00:36:09,706 --> 00:36:11,342
when I get back.
752
00:36:12,645 --> 00:36:14,297
This is your life.
753
00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,385
I'm fine! I gotta go.
754
00:36:18,389 --> 00:36:19,809
Oops! Sorry.
755
00:36:23,868 --> 00:36:25,872
Hey‐hey‐hey. Whoa‐whoa‐whoa.
756
00:36:56,934 --> 00:36:58,553
Well,
757
00:36:58,637 --> 00:37:01,342
aren't we a little
dark raincloud today.
758
00:37:08,423 --> 00:37:09,893
Why?
759
00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:14,669
She did nothing to you
and she meant nothing to you.
760
00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:17,691
Before I dispatched
that little shit‐weasel
761
00:37:17,775 --> 00:37:19,746
who watched me in the shower,
762
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:24,471
hardly anyone entered my house.
763
00:37:24,555 --> 00:37:26,375
I was hungry.
764
00:37:26,459 --> 00:37:28,964
But now I have
real estate people,
765
00:37:29,465 --> 00:37:32,037
lookers, shoppers...
766
00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:34,792
Soon I'll have a family.
767
00:37:34,876 --> 00:37:38,065
And they'll all have
horrible accidents.
768
00:37:38,149 --> 00:37:41,657
And the whole
wonderful dance
769
00:37:42,157 --> 00:37:43,827
will begin again.
770
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,700
Precisely
771
00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:49,071
three
772
00:37:49,405 --> 00:37:50,757
days
773
00:37:50,841 --> 00:37:52,360
at a time.
774
00:37:57,822 --> 00:37:59,775
You loved her,
didn't you?
775
00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:14,990
Better to have
loved and lost,
776
00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:17,494
no?
777
00:38:52,699 --> 00:38:54,451
Need a medic in visits!
778
00:38:54,535 --> 00:38:56,873
Code blue! Medic in visits!
Code Blue!
779
00:38:57,742 --> 00:38:59,144
Code blue! Medic!
780
00:39:05,056 --> 00:39:06,843
It's the Calabasas commission.
781
00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:09,447
Ooh. Doing deposits
this afternoon.
782
00:39:09,531 --> 00:39:12,120
By the way, Luke approved
a bonus for you on it.
783
00:39:12,204 --> 00:39:13,890
You earned it.
784
00:39:13,974 --> 00:39:16,128
Thank you so much
for assigning a dollar value
785
00:39:16,212 --> 00:39:17,865
to my dignity.
786
00:39:19,881 --> 00:39:21,894
Ooh. Not bad.
787
00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:26,933
That's odd.
788
00:39:28,871 --> 00:39:30,507
What?
789
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,134
James Lattimore.
790
00:39:36,218 --> 00:39:39,642
Mr. Lattimore, you are Edwin
Calabasas' attorney, correct?
791
00:39:39,726 --> 00:39:40,978
That is correct.
792
00:39:41,062 --> 00:39:42,013
This is Susan Ireland.
793
00:39:42,097 --> 00:39:44,719
I just received a commission
from a property we sold
794
00:39:44,803 --> 00:39:46,121
for Mister Calabasas?
795
00:39:46,205 --> 00:39:48,025
The Edwin Calabasas
Memorial Trust
796
00:39:48,109 --> 00:39:50,196
has real estate holdings
all over the world.
797
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,899
I assume they hired you.
798
00:39:51,983 --> 00:39:54,723
I actually dealt with
Mister Calabasas directly.
799
00:39:55,123 --> 00:39:57,645
Ah‐ha. That's not possible,
Ms. Ireland.
800
00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,567
Mister Calabasas passed on
eight years ago.
801
00:40:01,569 --> 00:40:03,506
Will there be anything else?
802
00:40:04,709 --> 00:40:07,180
Un, no, that's everything.
Thank you!
803
00:40:12,224 --> 00:40:13,827
So, to recap,
804
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,000
we got hired by a ghost
805
00:40:17,735 --> 00:40:19,204
to cleanse his house
806
00:40:19,873 --> 00:40:22,110
of the people
who were haunting it.
807
00:40:27,922 --> 00:40:30,677
Hey, as long as
the check clears.
808
00:40:36,606 --> 00:40:38,142
So, what just happened?
809
00:40:39,244 --> 00:40:41,633
She's a watchmaker.
She knew you'd be dead,
810
00:40:41,717 --> 00:40:43,469
yet she saw you alive.
811
00:40:43,553 --> 00:40:46,542
Enough of a paradox
to send her into a loop.
812
00:40:46,626 --> 00:40:47,845
Forever?
813
00:40:47,929 --> 00:40:50,200
Well, way beyond
Catherine Owens' expiration.
814
00:40:51,035 --> 00:40:52,688
Good.
815
00:40:52,772 --> 00:40:54,925
I'd hate to have
died in vain.
816
00:40:55,009 --> 00:40:57,749
"Aye Aye Aye" by
Bodyshakes plays...
817
00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:09,204
♪♪♪ Well, I‐I‐I‐I
wanna make you cry ♪♪♪
818
00:41:10,173 --> 00:41:13,881
♪♪♪ But I, I, I, I
Gotta take my time ♪♪♪
819
00:41:15,651 --> 00:41:17,236
♪♪♪ Yeah, you ♪♪♪
820
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,793
♪♪♪ got a lot to say ♪♪♪
821
00:41:20,694 --> 00:41:21,946
♪♪♪ I'm gonna
break it down, baby ♪♪♪
822
00:41:22,030 --> 00:41:25,871
♪♪♪ And I bet you that
We're all the same. ♪♪♪
823
00:42:19,846 --> 00:42:21,899
That was a hell of a
performance.
824
00:42:21,983 --> 00:42:23,737
Oh, you killed it.
825
00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:26,392
So, now what?
826
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,013
Well, first off, we need to
find you a proper home.
827
00:42:29,097 --> 00:42:31,652
One without devil dogs,
aggressive fireplaces,
828
00:42:31,736 --> 00:42:33,923
strange noises, or any members
of my immediate family.
829
00:42:34,007 --> 00:42:35,927
Ah! Sounds dreamy.
830
00:42:37,748 --> 00:42:39,986
Could it have a
whirlpool tub?
831
00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:41,639
Jeez.
832
00:42:41,723 --> 00:42:43,075
Clients, man!
833
00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:49,137
♪♪♪ "Aye Aye Aye" reprise ♪♪♪
833
00:42:50,305 --> 00:43:50,547
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