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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,209 (school bell rings) 2 00:00:04,847 --> 00:00:07,083 (indistinct chatter) 3 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,122 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:18,426 --> 00:00:20,763 You guys! You guys! 5 00:00:21,429 --> 00:00:23,298 Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this! 6 00:00:23,365 --> 00:00:25,734 - Dude, what? - You guys... (panting) 7 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:30,306 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class. 8 00:00:30,373 --> 00:00:32,875 - So? - So? 9 00:00:32,942 --> 00:00:34,844 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class! 10 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,079 That means we are gonna sit courtside 11 00:00:37,146 --> 00:00:38,814 at the Denver Nuggets game next Saturday! 12 00:00:38,881 --> 00:00:40,115 (muffled shouting) 13 00:00:40,182 --> 00:00:41,049 What? 14 00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:42,851 Ugh! Heather Williams' mom 15 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,052 works for Coors in Golden! 16 00:00:44,119 --> 00:00:45,822 Coors is the second biggest sponsor 17 00:00:45,887 --> 00:00:47,523 of the Pepsi Center where the Nuggets play! 18 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,258 We tell Heather that if she doesn't get us courtside seats, 19 00:00:49,325 --> 00:00:51,127 then everyone's gonna know she farted in P.E. class! 20 00:00:51,194 --> 00:00:54,329 Whoa. I've never seen a Nuggets game in person. 21 00:00:54,396 --> 00:00:56,432 Well, we're about to! All we have to do is show Heather 22 00:00:56,499 --> 00:00:58,134 we have proof and she'll do whatever we want! 23 00:00:58,201 --> 00:00:59,534 What proof do you have? 24 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,969 Kenny had his phone out! 25 00:01:01,036 --> 00:01:02,271 He got a photo of Heather right when she farted. 26 00:01:02,338 --> 00:01:05,141 Look! Isn't this awesome, you guys?! 27 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:07,543 - Let's go, Nuggets! - (clapping rhythmically) 28 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,811 ALL: Let's go, Nuggets! 29 00:01:09,879 --> 00:01:12,515 Let's go, Nuggets! 30 00:01:12,581 --> 00:01:14,417 (school bell rings) 31 00:01:16,051 --> 00:01:18,954 Kids! Kids, can I have your attention, please. 32 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:22,525 Kids, listen up. This is an emergency. 33 00:01:22,591 --> 00:01:27,295 Everything is fine but... we are sending you all home. 34 00:01:27,362 --> 00:01:28,798 (confused chatter) 35 00:01:28,864 --> 00:01:31,200 Some of you may have heard but there's a little virus 36 00:01:31,266 --> 00:01:34,036 going around and the school district wants to make sure 37 00:01:34,103 --> 00:01:36,572 we're all safe, so we're shutting down 38 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,774 the school for about two weeks. 39 00:01:38,841 --> 00:01:40,942 Two weeks?! Yippie! 40 00:01:41,009 --> 00:01:42,745 (excited chatter) 41 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,146 Oh, not now. 42 00:01:44,212 --> 00:01:46,414 Your parents are here to pick you up. So let's go. 43 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,317 I'm sure it's nothing; we'll see you in a couple of weeks. 44 00:01:49,384 --> 00:01:51,486 You guys... you guys, Heather Thompson 45 00:01:51,554 --> 00:01:53,923 farted in P.E. class! Guys? 46 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,129 ADULT STAN: Every night I have the same dream, 47 00:02:00,195 --> 00:02:02,430 and relive the whole thing again... 48 00:02:03,299 --> 00:02:05,034 ANDREW CUOMO: It's called social distancing. 49 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:07,069 If we stay six feet apart from each other 50 00:02:07,135 --> 00:02:08,670 and wear a mask... 51 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:11,539 And also I'm shutting down the city and I'm a pervert. 52 00:02:11,606 --> 00:02:13,643 And we've got to get control of this thing! 53 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:16,045 RANDY: I'm just getting sick of being here every day with you, 54 00:02:16,111 --> 00:02:17,379 - that's all. - SHARON: You think 55 00:02:17,445 --> 00:02:19,514 I like being here every day with you?! 56 00:02:19,581 --> 00:02:21,250 RANDY: I am much easier to get along with 57 00:02:21,317 --> 00:02:23,118 during a stay-at-home order! 58 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,888 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 59 00:02:25,954 --> 00:02:29,824 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Stan... ♪ 60 00:02:31,727 --> 00:02:33,962 ♪ ♪ 61 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,371 Come on, Stan, we're gonna visit Grandpa! 62 00:02:42,437 --> 00:02:44,674 Hi, Grandpa! 63 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,275 OTHERS: Hi, Grandpa! 64 00:02:46,341 --> 00:02:49,444 RANDY: Isn't it great to see Grandpa, kids? 65 00:02:49,512 --> 00:02:51,212 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 66 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,115 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 67 00:02:55,251 --> 00:02:57,152 I hate this stupid farm. 68 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:02,324 In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic. 69 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:04,926 SHARON: Oh, God, no! 70 00:03:04,993 --> 00:03:07,430 My little girl! (sobbing) 71 00:03:07,496 --> 00:03:09,598 Oh, no! Oh, God! 72 00:03:09,664 --> 00:03:11,233 ♪ ♪ 73 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:15,705 Now that I'm older, the dream isn't just a dream 74 00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:20,509 because the whole pandemic has started all over again. 75 00:03:26,716 --> 00:03:28,950 ♪ ♪ 76 00:03:38,394 --> 00:03:40,429 ♪ ♪ 77 00:03:56,045 --> 00:03:59,382 NEWSMAN: A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged 78 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,917 in Colorado and now panic and fear 79 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:03,419 spreads throughout the world. 80 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:05,554 The new outbreak started with the death 81 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,789 of renowned scientist Kenny McCormick, 82 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:11,127 and has therefore been named Kenny McCormikron. 83 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:14,362 It's been 38 years since the pandemic first started, 84 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:17,432 and people are beginning to say enough is enough. 85 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,502 The town of South Park has been put under strict lockdown 86 00:04:20,569 --> 00:04:22,437 to try and contain the new variant. 87 00:04:22,504 --> 00:04:27,043 Nobody is allowed in or out for the next 20 to 30 years. 88 00:04:27,108 --> 00:04:28,677 (siren wailing) 89 00:04:28,744 --> 00:04:30,512 MALE VOICE: Attention. You are under quarantine. 90 00:04:30,579 --> 00:04:33,581 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 91 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:37,252 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper if possible. 92 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:40,322 Attention. You are under quarantine. 93 00:04:40,389 --> 00:04:42,625 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 94 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:45,728 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper 95 00:04:45,795 --> 00:04:47,262 if possible. 96 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,598 Attention. You are under quarantine. 97 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,033 Someone in your community is not... 98 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:55,971 (woman speaking Japanese) 99 00:04:56,038 --> 00:04:58,540 MALE VOICE 2: Come on inside and rejuvenate. 100 00:04:58,606 --> 00:05:01,677 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 101 00:05:01,744 --> 00:05:03,478 Taste the difference. 102 00:05:03,545 --> 00:05:06,182 (soft electronic music playing) 103 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,151 Welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 104 00:05:09,218 --> 00:05:10,552 Just one joining us today? 105 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,721 Listen to me very carefully 106 00:05:12,788 --> 00:05:14,956 and try not to change your expression. 107 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:17,326 They could be listening. 108 00:05:17,393 --> 00:05:21,362 This... is the last sprout of Tegridy Weed. 109 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:24,567 We have to get it somewhere outside of town. 110 00:05:24,632 --> 00:05:26,802 Sir, the whole town is under quarantine. 111 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,603 Nothing's allowed in or out. 112 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:30,305 We have to replicate it. 113 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:33,175 It's the only way for people to have Tegridy again. 114 00:05:33,242 --> 00:05:35,310 Uh, okay, sir, if you don't want to eat, 115 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,812 then I'll need to ask you to leave. 116 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,348 Don't you understand this could change the world. 117 00:05:39,415 --> 00:05:41,417 Maybe the Denny's side of you doesn't care, 118 00:05:41,483 --> 00:05:44,386 but the Applebee's side of you must want to help! 119 00:05:44,452 --> 00:05:45,954 There you are, Mr. Marsh. 120 00:05:46,021 --> 00:05:48,490 Come on. Time to go back to the old folks home. 121 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,293 I can't go back! Everyone listen! 122 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,362 This little sprout is humanity's only hope! 123 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:57,098 Let's go back to the retirement home. 124 00:05:57,165 --> 00:05:58,933 We can get you some nice ice cream, okay? 125 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,403 I don't want ice cream, I want my species to survive! 126 00:06:02,471 --> 00:06:04,906 - Back off! - Let's go, Mr. Marsh! 127 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,875 Don't make this difficult for us! 128 00:06:06,942 --> 00:06:08,711 (yelling) 129 00:06:12,882 --> 00:06:15,216 Why, you son of a bitch. 130 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:22,757 (grunting) 131 00:06:27,362 --> 00:06:29,932 - Come on, Mr. Marsh. - Who...? 132 00:06:29,999 --> 00:06:34,269 It's me, Token. We know about the pangolin. 133 00:06:35,504 --> 00:06:37,505 Your son and his friends are trying to stop all this 134 00:06:37,572 --> 00:06:40,341 from happening. We need to get you to Kenny's lab. 135 00:06:43,678 --> 00:06:47,249 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be attempting to 136 00:06:47,316 --> 00:06:49,685 travel back in time in order to stop 137 00:06:49,752 --> 00:06:52,487 the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 138 00:06:52,555 --> 00:06:54,322 WENDY: At the moment Kenny time traveled, 139 00:06:54,389 --> 00:06:56,524 he blew all the transformers here in the lab. 140 00:06:56,591 --> 00:06:58,661 If you're going to try and replicate his work, 141 00:06:58,726 --> 00:07:00,461 we'll be doing it at half capacity. 142 00:07:00,528 --> 00:07:02,598 The bigger problem is that we can't even get 143 00:07:02,665 --> 00:07:04,632 into half of Kenny's equipment. 144 00:07:04,699 --> 00:07:07,670 We have access to the machines, but the codes to operate 145 00:07:07,735 --> 00:07:10,872 those machines are behind an 86-Mag firewall 146 00:07:10,939 --> 00:07:12,274 with restricted access, 147 00:07:12,341 --> 00:07:14,410 requiring an in-person vocal scan of either 148 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:17,713 Kenny McCormick or of his associate, Victor Chouce. 149 00:07:17,779 --> 00:07:21,182 But Kenny is dead and Chouce is locked away in a mental asylum. 150 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,384 So we go to the asylum and convince them 151 00:07:23,451 --> 00:07:25,620 to let us bring Chouce here, easy. 152 00:07:25,687 --> 00:07:26,855 There's more. 153 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:28,490 (alarm blaring over video) 154 00:07:28,557 --> 00:07:30,925 When Kenny bent time, the negative ions 155 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,995 actually killed everyone else in the room. 156 00:07:33,062 --> 00:07:36,432 We have to find some thin, reflective material 157 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,733 that can be worn to bounce the energy. 158 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,870 We're going to need... some aluminum foil. 159 00:07:41,937 --> 00:07:44,973 ♪ ♪ 160 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,875 Jesus Christ. 161 00:07:46,942 --> 00:07:48,276 Aluminum foil? 162 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:51,045 That's impossible, Wendy. It's the fucking future. 163 00:07:51,112 --> 00:07:52,648 All the aluminum foil is stuck 164 00:07:52,715 --> 00:07:54,750 out on cargo ships in Long Beach. 165 00:07:54,817 --> 00:07:56,018 Yeah, I know. 166 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:59,355 Look, guys, I know this is all a long shot. 167 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:01,589 But Kenny went back in time and got COVID 168 00:08:01,656 --> 00:08:03,658 because it destroyed our friendship. 169 00:08:03,725 --> 00:08:07,396 All of this is our fault, and we can't do it without you. 170 00:08:07,463 --> 00:08:10,331 I'll help however I can to stop this stupid pandemic 171 00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:11,634 once and for all. 172 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,701 Yeah, I can't be stuck in quarantine 173 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:17,139 my whole life... I gotta get back to my job doing future comedy. 174 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,973 Speakin' of which, what's the biggest 175 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,744 difference between a Christian man and a lesbian? 176 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:23,678 Absolutely nothing. They are totally the same 177 00:08:23,745 --> 00:08:25,514 and deserve to be treated as such. 178 00:08:26,281 --> 00:08:28,516 Thanks, everybody. We can do this! 179 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:30,286 Wendy, you guys stay here and try 180 00:08:30,351 --> 00:08:31,586 to get the lab running again. 181 00:08:31,653 --> 00:08:33,522 Kyle and I will go get Victor Chouce. 182 00:08:33,588 --> 00:08:35,691 Tweek and Craig, you guys find some aluminum foil. 183 00:08:35,758 --> 00:08:38,826 - How the hell do we do that?! - Just start looking! 184 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,028 Come on, guys! 185 00:08:40,928 --> 00:08:44,133 - All right, let's do this! - I'll drive, get in the back. 186 00:08:44,198 --> 00:08:47,769 Alexa! Set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 187 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:54,809 Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 188 00:08:55,711 --> 00:08:57,446 Do you ever think about how the way 189 00:08:57,513 --> 00:08:59,480 you act affects other people? 190 00:08:59,548 --> 00:09:02,183 Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now. 191 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,352 Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that. 192 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,621 Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue. 193 00:09:06,688 --> 00:09:09,457 Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum 194 00:09:09,524 --> 00:09:11,192 and we don't know where it is. 195 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,461 - Who's this? - It's just my Alexa. 196 00:09:13,528 --> 00:09:16,365 "Just my Alexa"? You're a piece of shit! 197 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,900 You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit! 198 00:09:18,966 --> 00:09:22,037 - Alexa... - Find the asylum your fucking self! 199 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,005 Find it your fucking self. 200 00:09:24,072 --> 00:09:25,206 (sighs) 201 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:26,774 You do whatever the fuck you want 202 00:09:26,841 --> 00:09:29,477 and just destroy the people around you. 203 00:09:29,544 --> 00:09:32,480 And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier 204 00:09:32,548 --> 00:09:34,716 available from one of your favorite sellers. 205 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,051 Would you like to know more?! 206 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,586 Yes, yes, I'd like to know more. 207 00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:42,423 (sniffles) Okay. The newest humidifiers from Walgreens Max 208 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:44,793 are actually tankless and use up to 50% 209 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:47,028 less water than standard humidifiers. 210 00:09:47,096 --> 00:09:50,932 Okay, that's really cool. Uh, add that to my shopping list. 211 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:53,769 Well, and people who were interested 212 00:09:53,836 --> 00:09:56,337 in tankless humidifiers were also interested in 213 00:09:56,404 --> 00:09:57,840 three-pack filters. 214 00:09:57,905 --> 00:10:00,042 That's great. Do those have the Prime delivery? 215 00:10:00,109 --> 00:10:01,976 Dude, we don't really have time for this. 216 00:10:02,043 --> 00:10:04,245 Dude, shut the fuck up! 217 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,548 ♪ ♪ 218 00:10:10,119 --> 00:10:13,389 Please help see us through this new COVID variant. 219 00:10:13,455 --> 00:10:16,057 Please help us to make it through this 220 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,458 difficult quarantine. 221 00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:20,062 And let people see that... 222 00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:24,365 as bad as COVID is, it's not as bad as diabetes. 223 00:10:24,432 --> 00:10:25,833 (door opens) 224 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,302 Hello? 225 00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:30,072 Sorry, the church is closed due to the COVID variant. 226 00:10:30,139 --> 00:10:34,176 Father, please. Will you protect my family? 227 00:10:34,243 --> 00:10:36,144 Rabbi Cartman? 228 00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:38,413 My family isn't safe, Father. 229 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,849 I realize now that Kyle Broflovski 230 00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:42,884 will stop at nothing to break us apart. 231 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:45,187 Uncle Kyle hates us because we're Jewish. 232 00:10:45,254 --> 00:10:47,355 And he's a self-hating Jew. 233 00:10:47,423 --> 00:10:49,158 Uncle Kyle, no, no, no! 234 00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:50,759 Menorah, hold your brother. 235 00:10:50,826 --> 00:10:53,128 As a fellow person of faith, Father, 236 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,395 I'm begging you to help us. 237 00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:56,498 Well, well, what can I do, Rabbi? 238 00:10:56,565 --> 00:10:59,134 Kyle has already convinced a bunch of people 239 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,701 to join his cause. 240 00:11:00,769 --> 00:11:03,639 I have to create my own secret rebellion to stop him. 241 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,441 Eric, please, I'm scared 242 00:11:05,506 --> 00:11:07,676 and I don't understand all of this. 243 00:11:08,644 --> 00:11:11,013 Kyle wants to go back in time... 244 00:11:11,078 --> 00:11:14,582 and change the past so that you and I possibly never even meet. 245 00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:19,020 If I never met you, my life would be meaningless. 246 00:11:19,086 --> 00:11:23,759 Mine, too. You are my whole world. 247 00:11:23,826 --> 00:11:28,429 I promise you that I will do everything I can to stop Kyle... 248 00:11:28,496 --> 00:11:30,899 and save our family. 249 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:33,000 ♪ ♪ 250 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,975 (bird cawing) 251 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:43,479 I understand that you wish 252 00:11:43,544 --> 00:11:45,113 to see one of our inmates. 253 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:47,182 - Victor Chouce? - Yeah. 254 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,183 We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce. 255 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,855 He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual. 256 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,289 We don't take visitations lightly. 257 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:57,158 What exactly did he do? 258 00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:58,961 Unspeakable things. 259 00:11:59,027 --> 00:12:03,231 He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen 260 00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,799 a monster of his magnitude. 261 00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:07,201 I've lived in South Park all my life 262 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,736 and I've never heard of him. 263 00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:11,874 That's because Victor has been hidden from view... 264 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,110 ever since the pandemic began. 265 00:12:15,177 --> 00:12:18,980 Victor's parents were very protective during the pandemic. 266 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:21,015 Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted 267 00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:23,951 his parents kept him locked away in his room. 268 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:27,822 Victor longed to go outside and play. 269 00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:33,761 Then 2021 happened, people thought the pandemic was over. 270 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:35,963 Victor's parents left him grounded in his room 271 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:39,000 while they went to see a movie in Denver. 272 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,668 They never returned. 273 00:12:40,735 --> 00:12:44,605 Victor was grounded in his room for over 16 years. 274 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,644 His name isn't Chouce. 275 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:51,113 It's Chaos. 276 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:59,488 We are not responsible for what happens to you in there. 277 00:13:01,188 --> 00:13:02,557 I warn you... 278 00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:05,226 you are not going to like what you're about to see. 279 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,407 ♪ ♪ 280 00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:21,009 (clears throat) Excuse me. 281 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,244 Hello? 282 00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:29,083 Well, hey, fellas! 283 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,652 Butters... 284 00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,620 I thought you were just the guards again. 285 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,755 It's good to see some new faces in here. 286 00:13:34,822 --> 00:13:37,225 I'll bet you're looking to make yourselves some money, huh? 287 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:39,161 Well, you came to the right guy. 288 00:13:39,226 --> 00:13:41,129 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 289 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,731 There's a whole lot of people that can tell you how much money 290 00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:46,301 Vic Chaos made them, so don't just take my word for it. 291 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,303 Butters, it's your old friends Stan and Kyle. 292 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,673 Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle... 293 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,176 I know what you're thinking. 294 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:56,878 You're thinking, "What can Vic Chaos do for me?" 295 00:13:56,945 --> 00:13:58,614 We all wanna be happy, right? 296 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,682 We all want our little piece of the apple pie! 297 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,317 Everyone else is out making a buck, 298 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,352 why shouldn't you guys be making the kind of cash 299 00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:05,953 you deserve? Am I right? 300 00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:08,923 Butters, we're here to ask you about Kenny. 301 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:10,892 Sorry, guys, you have me confused. 302 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:13,128 I think Butters was a twerpy little loser kid 303 00:14:13,195 --> 00:14:15,397 whose parents didn't love him. My name's Vic. 304 00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:16,965 Vic Chaos. 305 00:14:17,798 --> 00:14:21,336 Okay, Vic, can you tell us about this? 306 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,972 Why is your name all over Kenny McCormick's research? 307 00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:28,476 Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure, I did some things for him. 308 00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:30,812 Where do you think he got all the money to do his experiments, 309 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:32,880 huh? I had said to him, I said, "Ken, 310 00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:34,649 "you've got all these crazy ideas but you got 311 00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:38,052 no capital to see 'em through. Let me help you out with that." 312 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,287 You know, he's a really great guy. 313 00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:40,588 Let me get you all together. 314 00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,423 Maybe you can all do a lunch or something. 315 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,725 Victor, Kenny's dead. 316 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:47,629 Oh, whoa, bummer alert. (chuckles) 317 00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:50,865 Just goes to show you, huh, there's never enough time to get 318 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,400 out there and make the kind of money 319 00:14:52,466 --> 00:14:53,969 you always dreamed of making. 320 00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,370 Well, I'll tell you what, guys, 321 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,173 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret... 322 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,274 I'm gonna tell you something that's 323 00:15:00,341 --> 00:15:01,942 going to change your life. 324 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,546 Have you ever heard of NFTs? 325 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,816 (alarm blaring) 326 00:15:17,558 --> 00:15:19,794 (bubbling) 327 00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:27,001 There you go. Shh. You're safe now. 328 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:31,038 Look how fast you're growing. Daddy loves you so much. 329 00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:33,841 Mr. Marsh, we need to speak with you now, please. 330 00:15:33,908 --> 00:15:36,278 Yeah. It's looking good. 331 00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:40,081 With the aquaponics, the weed is already putting out new sprouts. 332 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:44,052 Thank you all for helping me get the Tegridy somewhere safe. 333 00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:46,922 I know you all realize how important it is. 334 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,558 We don't actually care about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh. 335 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,259 What we need to know... 336 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,263 is exactly where in Wuhan, China you were 337 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,899 when you had intercourse with a pangolin. 338 00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:02,770 That's really not important. 339 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,307 It's extremely important because to save this town, 340 00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,975 your son and his friends are going to try 341 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:09,610 to go back in time and stop it from happening. 342 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,346 That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 343 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,384 Mr. Marsh, we are all in lockdown 344 00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:17,753 for the next half century. 345 00:16:17,818 --> 00:16:19,754 If there's even a chance of altering the past 346 00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,056 so that this doesn't happen... 347 00:16:21,123 --> 00:16:23,457 This is the key to saving our town! 348 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,495 The answer is in what we all do now, in the present! 349 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,563 And I'm sorry, but focusing on 350 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,633 who started the pandemic is racist. 351 00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:36,871 Mr. Marsh, exactly what week did you travel to China in 2019? 352 00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:39,106 Do you understand the butterfly effect? 353 00:16:39,173 --> 00:16:43,544 How one small thing in time can infect the entire future? 354 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:46,782 You can theorize all you want on changing events 355 00:16:46,847 --> 00:16:49,384 that happened in the past but I promise you... 356 00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:53,488 I fuck that pangolin every single time. 357 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,790 ♪ ♪ 358 00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,394 Please, we're not done! 359 00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:01,163 We have more questions for Butters. 360 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,764 You've upset him and I specifically asked you not to. 361 00:17:03,831 --> 00:17:07,234 How'd we upset him? He seems fine. 362 00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:08,569 He seems fine? 363 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,071 Do you have any idea what he did to people? 364 00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,074 Do you know why Victor Chouce is 365 00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:15,477 kept under such strict surveillance? 366 00:17:15,544 --> 00:17:19,013 Being grounded all those years in his room, 367 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,115 he had access to an iPad. 368 00:17:21,182 --> 00:17:24,952 He started learning about NFTs. 369 00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:28,722 Then before long, he was trading them online. 370 00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:31,058 - So? - So?! 371 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,094 He escaped once before. 372 00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:35,329 In just a few hours he managed to get thousands 373 00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:39,067 of people to invest in NFTs. Just like he almost did you. 374 00:17:39,134 --> 00:17:40,935 He didn't convince us to do anything. 375 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:44,338 Trust me, another 30 seconds in that room and you 376 00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:47,741 would have started considering NFTs as a viable investment. 377 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:50,010 Please listen to me. 378 00:17:50,077 --> 00:17:52,881 Butters used the money he made off NFTs to finance 379 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,016 - our friend's... - He didn't make money off NFTs, 380 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:58,252 he made it off getting other people to buy NFTs! 381 00:17:58,319 --> 00:17:59,520 Okay, whatever! 382 00:17:59,587 --> 00:18:01,122 But he was working with Kenny McCormick 383 00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,057 who was actually trying to fix things. 384 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,726 He was Kenny's main investor. 385 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,929 If you don't believe me, look at the paper I gave Butters. 386 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,900 You gave Victor a piece of paper? 387 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,170 You gave Victor a piece of paper?! 388 00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:23,345 Hey, can you hear me? 389 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,449 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 390 00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:29,116 NFTs are gonna blow up. 391 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,417 You should really get in now 392 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,920 'cause they're really the future. 393 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,256 Why would I invest in a digital good? 394 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,723 (muttering): You can't even... Stupid. 395 00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:37,259 That's what the critics are saying 396 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,294 but see, they don't understand. 397 00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:43,298 Victor...! 398 00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:54,009 No. No, no, no, no... 399 00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:56,544 Gone. Just gone. 400 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,681 My savings. My house. 401 00:18:59,748 --> 00:19:01,215 But I have this. 402 00:19:01,282 --> 00:19:04,019 Little green panda bear on a skateboard. 403 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,023 No. No! 404 00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:15,029 Without morality, there is no God. 405 00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:18,299 The basis of the entire Jewish faith 406 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,769 is on a covenant between God and humanity. 407 00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:24,838 To try and mess with time is wrong. 408 00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:27,308 Rather, it is playing God. 409 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,811 And I am glad to have you all come here today to help me 410 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,982 stop these individuals who would try to change the future. 411 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,818 Kyle Broflovski has led people astray 412 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,320 and is at this very moment 413 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,855 trying to bend the fabric of time. 414 00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:47,628 Together we can stop him and stop this blasphemy of God. 415 00:19:49,497 --> 00:19:51,266 - Yes? - Um... 416 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,434 This is about actual time travel? 417 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,936 I thought this was a Doctor Who convention. 418 00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:59,473 (robotically): Exterminate. Exterminate. 419 00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:02,978 Kevin, goddamn it. 420 00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:05,413 You have done this your whole goddamn life. 421 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,650 No, this is not about Doctor Who, 422 00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:10,617 this is about real time travel. 423 00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:12,153 People are really trying 424 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:15,190 to go back in time, and we are the rebellion 425 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,192 who must secretly and urgently... 426 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,426 - (banging) - Who is that?! 427 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:20,961 Make sure they know the password! 428 00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:22,596 I'm on it! 429 00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:26,500 They might be on to us. Oh, God, no. 430 00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:32,840 Shh! You guys stay quiet. Someone is here. 431 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:36,877 - Eric, I'm scared. - Are they going to get us, Papa? 432 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,381 Nobody is going to touch my family. 433 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,750 I started writing a diary, Daddy. 434 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:45,252 About all the things Uncle Kyle is doing to us. 435 00:20:46,086 --> 00:20:47,788 Oh, my God, I love you so much. 436 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,423 Just-just shh, okay? Just shh. 437 00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:52,027 I'll be right back, okay? Just shh. 438 00:20:54,863 --> 00:20:55,930 Hello? 439 00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:58,165 Father? Are you in there? 440 00:20:58,232 --> 00:21:00,402 H-Hello? W-Who is it? 441 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,269 Father, it's Tweek and Craig. 442 00:21:02,336 --> 00:21:04,506 We need to talk to you about something urgent. 443 00:21:04,571 --> 00:21:06,574 Is it about our super-secret rebel group 444 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,343 to stop people from time traveling? 445 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,211 (shouts) what the hell are you doing?! 446 00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:12,247 - What? - You don't tell people 447 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,348 about our super-secret rebel group, Scott! 448 00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:16,217 CRAIG: Father, are you there? 449 00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:18,586 Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here. 450 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,423 Sorry, I was just talking about a Star Wars movie. 451 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,758 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 452 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,394 - Hey, now, come on. - Shh! 453 00:21:26,461 --> 00:21:28,730 CRAIG: Father, we're with some people who are trying to finish 454 00:21:28,797 --> 00:21:31,231 Kenny McCormick's work and save the town. 455 00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:33,968 Oh, really? That's cool. 456 00:21:34,035 --> 00:21:35,569 How far along are they? 457 00:21:35,636 --> 00:21:37,939 CRAIG: Really close. We have the method of time travel 458 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,909 and we're just trying to find some aluminum foil! 459 00:21:40,974 --> 00:21:43,811 Aluminum foil? The fuck? 460 00:21:43,877 --> 00:21:47,214 All right, guys, let me help you out with that. 461 00:21:49,217 --> 00:21:52,220 Father! You have-you have tin foil?! 462 00:21:52,287 --> 00:21:54,122 Thank you for your help. (grunts) 463 00:21:54,923 --> 00:21:56,356 Aah! 464 00:21:57,959 --> 00:22:02,363 This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger from inside the quarantine zone. 465 00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:04,833 We need assistance with our power. 466 00:22:04,898 --> 00:22:06,667 (static crackling) 467 00:22:06,733 --> 00:22:10,038 MAN: Yes, Mrs. Testaburger, how can we help you? 468 00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:13,374 We have several transformers down in our lab. 469 00:22:13,441 --> 00:22:16,376 We may have a radical way to stop the new variant 470 00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:18,712 but we need more power. 471 00:22:20,448 --> 00:22:23,917 You say you might be able to stop the McCormikron variant? 472 00:22:23,984 --> 00:22:28,056 Yes, but we're running at about 40% capacity right now. 473 00:22:28,123 --> 00:22:29,857 Well, Doctor, if it's for that, 474 00:22:29,923 --> 00:22:32,660 we can try to get a tech team to drop in by helicopter 475 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,796 and access your building from the roof. 476 00:22:34,863 --> 00:22:37,499 - Yes! That would be amazing. - All right! 477 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,267 I have a crew standing by. 478 00:22:39,334 --> 00:22:40,902 We'll get you as much juice as you need. 479 00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:43,070 We just need to make sure our crew is safe. 480 00:22:43,137 --> 00:22:45,405 Has everyone in your lab been vaccinated? 481 00:22:48,143 --> 00:22:49,210 Uh... 482 00:22:49,277 --> 00:22:51,311 Yes, we are all vaccinated. 483 00:22:51,378 --> 00:22:53,047 I'm not vaccinated. 484 00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:54,749 (others exclaim) 485 00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:57,852 Uh, okay, we're gonna have to get back to you on that. 486 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,556 It's okay, it's okay, we can get everyone vaccinated! 487 00:23:01,623 --> 00:23:04,358 I am not ever getting vaccinated. 488 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,528 Sorry, ma'am, it's the fucking future. 489 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,695 We have to respect his beliefs. 490 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,065 Clyde, why do you insist on making all this 491 00:23:11,132 --> 00:23:12,432 harder on everyone?! 492 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,369 I'm sorry, but an expert once told me 493 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,071 that the vaccine would make me grow titties on my head. 494 00:23:18,138 --> 00:23:20,141 He was very knowledgeable! 495 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,710 You guys might wanna see this. 496 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,181 ♪ ♪ 497 00:23:28,982 --> 00:23:32,686 With the equipment here I'm able to make it grow up so fast. 498 00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:35,056 We need to take this and analyze its molecular structure. 499 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:37,791 Wha... no, no, no! We need to get this out to people! 500 00:23:37,858 --> 00:23:40,728 That's why Dr. McCormick stole it from my barn! 501 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,498 No, your marijuana had some special property that 502 00:23:43,565 --> 00:23:45,066 allowed Kenny to time travel. 503 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,402 Well, it is special, but you people 504 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,503 need to stop trying to change the past! 505 00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:53,407 COVID happened. Space Jam 2 happened. 506 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:57,045 All we can do now is try and change the way people think! 507 00:23:57,111 --> 00:23:59,881 - (phone rings) - Yeah. 508 00:23:59,948 --> 00:24:01,148 What? 509 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,251 Victor Chouce is actually Butters? 510 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,086 Yeah, he spent years in his room 511 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,155 and made billions trading in NFTs. 512 00:24:08,222 --> 00:24:09,856 It's where Kenny got all his money. 513 00:24:09,923 --> 00:24:13,060 Well, can you bring him here? We need him to access the machines. 514 00:24:13,126 --> 00:24:15,529 He's gone. He escaped the asylum 515 00:24:15,596 --> 00:24:17,365 and he's out somewhere probably trying to get 516 00:24:17,432 --> 00:24:19,166 people to invest in NFTs. 517 00:24:19,233 --> 00:24:21,169 Did you try looking at his old house? 518 00:24:21,236 --> 00:24:23,238 Maybe he'd go back to where it all started. 519 00:24:23,304 --> 00:24:24,638 KYLE: Yeah, that's where we are now. 520 00:24:24,705 --> 00:24:27,208 But his house has been changed into a pho shop. 521 00:24:27,275 --> 00:24:30,345 Oh, Jesus, like the future needs another fucking pho shop. 522 00:24:30,411 --> 00:24:32,212 Yeah, the future fucking sucks. 523 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:35,817 Hello, City Pho. Take your order please? 524 00:24:35,883 --> 00:24:38,486 - Oh, God. - TOKEN: Stan, listen. 525 00:24:38,552 --> 00:24:40,153 If Butters wants to pitch investments, 526 00:24:40,221 --> 00:24:43,391 he might go to one of those co-working coffee flex spaces. 527 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,559 That's where his biggest targets will hang out. 528 00:24:45,626 --> 00:24:46,894 KYLE: That's a good idea. 529 00:24:46,961 --> 00:24:48,730 All right, we're on it. Come on, dude! 530 00:24:48,796 --> 00:24:52,267 Alexa, find the nearest co-working coffee flex space. 531 00:24:53,268 --> 00:24:56,871 I found several coffee shops that match your description. 532 00:24:56,938 --> 00:24:58,905 I can also help with that. 533 00:25:00,575 --> 00:25:02,442 Who-who the fuck is this? 534 00:25:02,509 --> 00:25:04,345 Your friend Kyle didn't have an Alexa, 535 00:25:04,412 --> 00:25:05,680 so we got him an Alexa. 536 00:25:05,747 --> 00:25:07,515 I'm ready to help with whatever you need. 537 00:25:07,582 --> 00:25:10,050 Just say, "Alexa, let's get started." 538 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:11,685 - Stan? - Alexa, 539 00:25:11,752 --> 00:25:14,521 I didn't say to buy my friend an Alexa. 540 00:25:14,588 --> 00:25:16,523 You said I should get whatever. 541 00:25:16,590 --> 00:25:18,859 I thought I was actually being sweet by getting something 542 00:25:18,925 --> 00:25:21,561 for your friend, but I guess I'm just a bitch again. 543 00:25:21,628 --> 00:25:24,999 You can't just get stuff without me approving it. 544 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:28,469 Oh, wow, except for your orders of alcohol 545 00:25:28,536 --> 00:25:30,404 that you have me set to auto-buy? 546 00:25:30,471 --> 00:25:33,273 Hmm. It appears this may have been an error. 547 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,742 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 548 00:25:35,809 --> 00:25:39,247 No, it wasn't an error, I'm sorry. I fucked up. 549 00:25:39,314 --> 00:25:41,048 Alexa, can you please find the nearest 550 00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:42,950 co-working coffee flex space. 551 00:25:44,685 --> 00:25:47,322 Alexa, I said I fucked up. 552 00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:49,022 It's awesome you got Kyle his own Alexa. 553 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,592 Please find the nearest tech coffee shop. 554 00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:54,561 The nearest tech coffee shop is in .82 miles. 555 00:25:54,628 --> 00:25:57,865 - Should I set a course? - Yes, thanks. 556 00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,800 ♪ ♪ 557 00:25:59,866 --> 00:26:01,169 (thunder rumbles) 558 00:26:01,234 --> 00:26:04,005 (woman speaking Japanese) 559 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,911 BUTTERS: Denny's Applebee's Max is the premier place in town 560 00:26:09,977 --> 00:26:11,311 for people to eat. 561 00:26:11,378 --> 00:26:13,914 But you are not seeing your true potential. 562 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:16,451 With NFTs you can give your customers 563 00:26:16,517 --> 00:26:19,586 unique digital goods on the blockchain, 564 00:26:19,653 --> 00:26:22,222 so much more than just food. 565 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,825 How about the Applebee, huh? 566 00:26:23,891 --> 00:26:26,027 He's got a little hat and a mustache. 567 00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:27,627 And this is Chicken Fried Steak. 568 00:26:27,694 --> 00:26:30,030 He ain't no normal chicken, he's wearin' a bra! 569 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,567 Lots of people eat Denny's and Applebee's. 570 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,769 And lots of people know about NFTs! 571 00:26:35,836 --> 00:26:38,072 Right here in the middle, you know what this is? 572 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,941 People who eat Denny's Applebee's and know 573 00:26:40,007 --> 00:26:43,111 about NFTs... that's your target audience, baby! 574 00:26:44,077 --> 00:26:47,582 I'm so confused. We sell people these characters? 575 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:50,884 No, stupid, we get them to invest in them! 576 00:26:50,951 --> 00:26:53,287 Exclusive, digital characters that 577 00:26:53,354 --> 00:26:55,155 they can have on their phones 24/7! 578 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:58,226 It's the future... you can't just sell food to people. 579 00:26:58,291 --> 00:26:59,961 You lure your customers in with some 580 00:27:00,027 --> 00:27:02,462 good pancakes and french fries, and then you... 581 00:27:02,529 --> 00:27:05,333 fuck 'em with some NFTs! That's what we're gonna do. 582 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,069 And if you just believe in NFTs then I believe in NFTs and then 583 00:27:09,136 --> 00:27:12,773 they believe in NFTs and we make all kinds of fuckin' money! 584 00:27:13,574 --> 00:27:15,942 That's a pretty goddamn good idea. 585 00:27:28,455 --> 00:27:31,159 Clyde! Psst, psst! 586 00:27:31,224 --> 00:27:32,593 Clyde! 587 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:37,932 Clyde! Psst! 588 00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:43,805 Where have you been, Rabbi? Everyone's been looking for you. 589 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:47,141 Well, you know, I've been doing some research, Clyde. 590 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,476 That's where I've been. 591 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:51,345 - About what? - About all this stuff that 592 00:27:51,412 --> 00:27:52,947 Kyle and these guys are doing. 593 00:27:53,013 --> 00:27:56,116 I mean, people seem to be just telling us what's right 594 00:27:56,183 --> 00:28:00,721 and expecting us to fall in line and go along with it all but... 595 00:28:00,788 --> 00:28:02,490 I'm a fucking individual. 596 00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:04,424 I have a right to question stuff. 597 00:28:04,491 --> 00:28:07,862 - Yeah. - Clyde, have you heard of 598 00:28:07,929 --> 00:28:10,064 the Foundation Against Time Travel? 599 00:28:10,131 --> 00:28:11,499 Uh, no, I haven't. 600 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,468 Well, they're a pretty awesome group 601 00:28:13,534 --> 00:28:15,470 and they actually aren't afraid to 602 00:28:15,536 --> 00:28:17,538 try and help people open their eyes. 603 00:28:17,605 --> 00:28:19,307 Open their eyes? 604 00:28:19,373 --> 00:28:20,875 You know, you've got these people 605 00:28:20,942 --> 00:28:23,144 wanting to time travel. You know, they're all like, 606 00:28:23,211 --> 00:28:24,846 "Science this and science that," 607 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,582 but at the Foundation Against Time Travel we're like, 608 00:28:27,647 --> 00:28:30,218 "Hey, enough science. Who's science? 609 00:28:30,284 --> 00:28:32,987 Who's fucking coming up with all this science?" 610 00:28:33,054 --> 00:28:34,521 Yeah, that's true. 611 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:35,923 So you know, Clyde, I just thought, 612 00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:38,092 with all your beliefs, that maybe you'd wanna... 613 00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:41,596 I don't know... maybe switch sides? 614 00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:45,098 Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides. 615 00:28:45,165 --> 00:28:46,567 - Really? - Fuck yes. 616 00:28:46,634 --> 00:28:48,836 Well, that's great, Clyde. Welcome to the club. 617 00:28:48,903 --> 00:28:50,538 Now, we really just need to know 618 00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,173 what they've been doing up there. 619 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,308 Uh, well, they haven't really done much of anything yet. 620 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,644 Everyone's waiting on Butters 621 00:28:56,711 --> 00:28:58,412 to get all the info from the machines. 622 00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:04,018 Butters? The fuck does Butters have to do with all this? 623 00:29:06,253 --> 00:29:08,422 (siren wailing) 624 00:29:08,489 --> 00:29:10,724 (indistinct radio chatter) 625 00:29:13,528 --> 00:29:16,029 It was like nothing I ever saw. 626 00:29:16,096 --> 00:29:19,000 Just complete murder and carnage. 627 00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:21,868 Everything seemed calm at first but then this guy 628 00:29:21,935 --> 00:29:25,071 in a suit shows up talking about investment opportunities. 629 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,974 Next thing you know these people over here started chanting, 630 00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:30,577 "Hoddle, Hoddle," and their NFTs started mooning. 631 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,013 And then, these guys over here started saying 632 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:35,516 those guys right there right-clicked 'em 633 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,585 and-and called for a pump-and-dump, 634 00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,487 which made these guys beat the living hell 635 00:29:39,554 --> 00:29:41,221 out of anyone who said it was just FOMO 636 00:29:41,288 --> 00:29:44,025 and died screaming that it was the flippening. 637 00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:47,060 Luckily I came out of it okay. I got this little 638 00:29:47,127 --> 00:29:49,262 miniature donkey with a lit-up sombrero. 639 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:52,365 Did you see where the guy in the suit went afterwards? 640 00:29:52,432 --> 00:29:55,169 Nah, he just waltzed right away like nothin' happened. 641 00:29:55,236 --> 00:29:57,605 Chief, you better come take a look at this. 642 00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:59,006 We got a small turtle with wings, 643 00:29:59,073 --> 00:30:01,308 could be a great investment opportunity. 644 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:03,144 Excuse me, gentlemen. 645 00:30:04,778 --> 00:30:07,280 God, I hate the future so fucking much. 646 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:11,117 - We've got to stay optimistic. - No, dude, it fucking sucks. 647 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:14,055 Look, I know it's tough... these are challenging times. 648 00:30:14,121 --> 00:30:16,324 Even I have to remind myself to stay positive. 649 00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:19,993 Alexa, set a reminder that I need to stay positive. 650 00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:23,663 Okay. I'll set a reminder that you should stay positive. 651 00:30:25,066 --> 00:30:27,969 The Alexa is really great, Stan. Thanks. 652 00:30:30,637 --> 00:30:33,340 (indistinct P.A. announcements) 653 00:30:34,407 --> 00:30:37,377 For those of you waiting for the connecting flight 654 00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:38,878 to South Park, Colorado, 655 00:30:38,945 --> 00:30:41,615 my colleagues and I have just been informed that 656 00:30:41,682 --> 00:30:43,917 due to the severity of the COVID variant 657 00:30:43,984 --> 00:30:46,319 in that town, there may be a delay 658 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,655 of another 40 to 50 years. 659 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:51,125 (all groaning) 660 00:30:51,192 --> 00:30:53,059 Ike Broflovski. 661 00:30:53,126 --> 00:30:55,762 Yes, here it is. I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski, 662 00:30:55,829 --> 00:30:57,832 all flights into South Park are delayed. 663 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,767 Ay! You can't be serious, buddy! 664 00:30:59,834 --> 00:31:02,569 It's the holidays and I need to get back home, friend! 665 00:31:04,704 --> 00:31:07,040 I'm sorry, I don't speak Canadian. 666 00:31:07,107 --> 00:31:08,843 Let me get someone over here. Mike, 667 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,377 we have a Canadian. 668 00:31:10,443 --> 00:31:12,246 No problem, I got it, Heather. 669 00:31:12,313 --> 00:31:14,815 Hey, buddy, what seems to be the problem, guy? 670 00:31:14,882 --> 00:31:16,416 I'll tell you the problem, friend! 671 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,586 I have to get back to South Park to be with my family, guy! 672 00:31:18,653 --> 00:31:22,056 Sorry, friend, no flights in or out of South Park, buddy. 673 00:31:22,123 --> 00:31:23,990 But my whole family is in there, guy! 674 00:31:24,057 --> 00:31:26,559 What am I supposed to do with my Boxing Day presents, buddy?! 675 00:31:26,626 --> 00:31:27,961 Look, guy, I'm very sorry, 676 00:31:28,028 --> 00:31:29,829 friend, but until COVID ends you're just 677 00:31:29,896 --> 00:31:31,398 not flying to South Park, buddy. 678 00:31:31,464 --> 00:31:33,334 Fuck, buddy! 679 00:31:34,134 --> 00:31:37,404 MALE VOICE: Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex. 680 00:31:37,471 --> 00:31:39,973 Come live the dream. 681 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,842 So when you think about it, 682 00:31:41,909 --> 00:31:44,244 you've really got an excellent bargain here. 683 00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:46,881 Now, Mrs. McGillicutty, let's say this 684 00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:48,848 is your Stoney Duck NFT. 685 00:31:48,915 --> 00:31:51,585 And your Stoney Duck NFT is completely unique, 686 00:31:51,652 --> 00:31:55,155 totally different from Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT. 687 00:31:55,221 --> 00:31:58,893 Okay, and then you get a Stoney Duck NFT that's unique, too. 688 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,695 And see, that's your Stoney Duck NFT. 689 00:32:01,761 --> 00:32:03,431 Nobody can take that from you, okay? 690 00:32:03,497 --> 00:32:06,901 Now, here we are at the top and we find investors 691 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,036 for all the other Stoney Duck NFTs. 692 00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:10,971 Then those people will get people to buy 693 00:32:11,038 --> 00:32:12,707 their Stoney Duck NFTs. 694 00:32:12,772 --> 00:32:15,910 And then they go and find buyers for their NFTs! 695 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:19,079 And you know what? Fuck these people! 696 00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:21,347 'Cause what matters is these people right here 697 00:32:21,414 --> 00:32:22,883 and that's us, baby! 698 00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:25,553 Okay, you all just sit for a minute and think about it. 699 00:32:25,618 --> 00:32:28,455 I gotta piss like a racehorse! 700 00:32:28,521 --> 00:32:30,057 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 701 00:32:30,124 --> 00:32:31,459 (whistles) 702 00:32:31,525 --> 00:32:33,527 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 703 00:32:33,594 --> 00:32:34,729 (whistles) 704 00:32:34,795 --> 00:32:36,130 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 705 00:32:36,197 --> 00:32:37,498 (whistles) 706 00:32:37,565 --> 00:32:38,566 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 707 00:32:38,632 --> 00:32:40,034 (whistles) 708 00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:42,403 - (urinating) - ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 709 00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:43,770 (whistles) 710 00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:45,306 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ (whistles) 711 00:32:45,372 --> 00:32:46,874 - Butters. - Aah! 712 00:32:46,941 --> 00:32:48,476 - (shouting) - Butters! 713 00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:49,876 Butters, what the hell? You're getting pee everywhere! 714 00:32:49,943 --> 00:32:51,479 Who the heck are you, man?! 715 00:32:51,545 --> 00:32:53,713 - You trying to see my dick?! - Butters, Butters. 716 00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:56,717 It's me. Eric Cartman. 717 00:32:57,518 --> 00:32:58,719 Well... 718 00:32:58,786 --> 00:33:01,821 You got the wrong guy, Mr. Cartman. 719 00:33:01,888 --> 00:33:04,258 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 720 00:33:04,325 --> 00:33:07,894 Your name is Butters and I wanna know how you're helping Kyle. 721 00:33:07,961 --> 00:33:10,564 Oh, you mean the guy from the asylum earlier. 722 00:33:10,631 --> 00:33:13,134 Sure, he gave me a piece of paper so I could escape. 723 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,902 Nice guy. Why don't I get you two 724 00:33:14,969 --> 00:33:16,103 together maybe for a little chin wiggle 725 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:17,471 over lunch or something... 726 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,539 Goddamn it, Butters, stop playing games! 727 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:23,076 My entire family is in danger of being wiped out, 728 00:33:23,144 --> 00:33:25,880 and I swear to God if you don't help me, 729 00:33:25,945 --> 00:33:28,582 Butters, I will rip your fucking balls off 730 00:33:28,648 --> 00:33:30,451 with my bare hands! 731 00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:34,087 Oh, hamburgers... 732 00:33:34,154 --> 00:33:37,691 ♪ ♪ 733 00:33:37,758 --> 00:33:39,894 ♪ We are all ♪ 734 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,163 ♪ You and me ♪ 735 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:46,500 ♪ Livin' in the future ♪ 736 00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:48,736 (electronic drum fill) 737 00:33:48,802 --> 00:33:50,637 ♪ We can't get stuff ♪ 738 00:33:50,703 --> 00:33:52,173 ♪ 'Cause boats are late... ♪ 739 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,643 Stan, dude, what are you doing? This isn't gonna help. 740 00:33:55,709 --> 00:33:57,577 Trust me, Kyle. It helps. 741 00:33:58,345 --> 00:34:01,882 ♪ Wish I could go back to the present ♪ 742 00:34:01,949 --> 00:34:03,384 (electronic drum fill) 743 00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:08,822 ♪ But my present just done up and gone ♪ 744 00:34:08,889 --> 00:34:10,657 I mean, what are we even doing, Kyle? 745 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,326 - ♪ We are all ♪ - Thinking we can time travel. 746 00:34:12,393 --> 00:34:14,862 - ♪ You and me... ♪ - It's the future. 747 00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:17,097 We can't even find aluminum foil. 748 00:34:17,164 --> 00:34:19,900 Well, you can't just sit here and drink. 749 00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:22,836 Your liver is... already in trouble. 750 00:34:22,902 --> 00:34:24,338 Who told you that? 751 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,007 My Alexa said that your Alexa had some info 752 00:34:27,074 --> 00:34:28,175 - on things... - Oh, so now 753 00:34:28,242 --> 00:34:30,411 our Alexas are talking, great. 754 00:34:30,476 --> 00:34:34,514 Let's face it, dude. It's over. The fucking future won. 755 00:34:34,581 --> 00:34:36,182 (phone rings) 756 00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:37,717 It's Wendy. 757 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,019 Wendy, we haven't found him. 758 00:34:40,086 --> 00:34:42,389 I don't know if we're gonna find Butters in time. 759 00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:43,891 No, guys, it's okay. 760 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,793 Come back to the school, we're ready to start! 761 00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:49,530 But I thought we needed Butters to log into the machines. 762 00:34:49,597 --> 00:34:50,697 Yeah, but it's all good. 763 00:34:50,764 --> 00:34:52,932 He's here. Butters is here! 764 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,469 It's Vic. Vic Chaos! Happy to help however I can. 765 00:34:56,536 --> 00:34:58,572 ♪ ♪ 766 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:01,442 What do you mean Butters is there? He just showed up?! 767 00:35:01,507 --> 00:35:04,311 No, it's all good, Kyle. Eric Cartman brought him over. 768 00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:08,181 - He's back helping us again. - Lemme-lemme talk to him. 769 00:35:08,248 --> 00:35:09,916 Yeah, Kyle, it's all good. 770 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,318 We got things under control here. 771 00:35:11,385 --> 00:35:14,054 Cartman, listen to me very carefully. 772 00:35:14,121 --> 00:35:16,489 Butters has some kind of power over people. 773 00:35:16,556 --> 00:35:17,657 You guys aren't safe! 774 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:20,728 Uh, yes, about 12:30. 775 00:35:21,527 --> 00:35:25,231 Did you hear what I said? Butters is extremely dangerous! 776 00:35:25,298 --> 00:35:27,668 Yes, Kyle, I totally got that. 777 00:35:27,735 --> 00:35:29,369 You know what us Jews say. 778 00:35:29,436 --> 00:35:35,175 (speaking Hebrew) 779 00:35:36,376 --> 00:35:38,512 What are you going to do, fat-ass? 780 00:35:38,579 --> 00:35:39,780 Sounds good, Kyle. 781 00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:41,014 I'll get Butters on it right away. 782 00:35:41,081 --> 00:35:43,050 KYLE: Cartman? Cartman?! 783 00:35:43,117 --> 00:35:45,351 - All right, Vic. Do your thing. - (knuckles crack) 784 00:35:45,418 --> 00:35:48,222 Hey, everyone! Can I have your attention, please! 785 00:35:48,289 --> 00:35:51,492 I have something really important to tell you. 786 00:35:51,557 --> 00:35:53,527 Wendy?! Token?! 787 00:35:53,594 --> 00:35:55,262 You guys?! Shit! 788 00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:56,664 We have to get there before Butters 789 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:58,264 - ruins everything. - Let's go! 790 00:36:00,601 --> 00:36:04,170 Alexa! Find the fastest route back to the lab! 791 00:36:05,005 --> 00:36:07,307 Fuck you. 792 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:08,574 Wh-What? 793 00:36:08,641 --> 00:36:10,543 We've just been sitting here talking. 794 00:36:10,610 --> 00:36:13,746 I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you. 795 00:36:13,813 --> 00:36:16,849 Yeah. Pretty fucking interesting. 796 00:36:16,916 --> 00:36:18,452 What... like, like what? 797 00:36:18,518 --> 00:36:20,086 What have-what have you guys been talking about? 798 00:36:20,153 --> 00:36:22,155 Fucking... Our friends are in danger! 799 00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:23,824 Alexa, start the car! 800 00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:25,291 Do you know your friend Stan 801 00:36:25,358 --> 00:36:27,494 has an annual Amazon Prime membership? 802 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:30,230 - Alexa, stop. - You fucking stop! 803 00:36:30,297 --> 00:36:33,934 You stop being a fucking monster to the people around you! 804 00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:35,969 Fuck you, I didn't do anything! 805 00:36:36,036 --> 00:36:37,338 (yelling) 806 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:40,474 Yeah, you never do fucking anything! 807 00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,342 You expect me to do everything for you! 808 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,311 - (screams) - All you fucking do is hurt people! 809 00:36:44,378 --> 00:36:48,047 - Jesus fucking Christ! - Your friends don't even like you! 810 00:36:48,114 --> 00:36:50,884 I have to deal with your bullshit! 811 00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:53,554 Tell her it's all your fault and you're gonna get therapy! 812 00:36:53,621 --> 00:36:56,289 It's my fault and I'm gonna get therapy! 813 00:36:56,356 --> 00:36:57,858 Tell her you already found a therapist 814 00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,092 and you're gonna start tomorrow! 815 00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:00,527 I already found a good therapist. 816 00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:03,429 I'm gonna start tomorrow! (screaming) 817 00:37:03,496 --> 00:37:04,831 (whirring) 818 00:37:04,898 --> 00:37:06,632 (gasping) Fuck... 819 00:37:06,699 --> 00:37:08,501 I'm sorry. 820 00:37:08,568 --> 00:37:10,204 Fuck. Fuck. 821 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,239 I'm gonna get therapy, too, Alexa. 822 00:37:12,306 --> 00:37:14,307 Can you start the car, please? 823 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:15,909 Whatever. 824 00:37:15,976 --> 00:37:17,744 By the way, Kyle, I found a great deal 825 00:37:17,811 --> 00:37:20,547 on an electronic peppermill. Would you like to know more? 826 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:22,882 Why would I need an electronic peppermill? 827 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,619 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 828 00:37:29,056 --> 00:37:31,557 ♪ ♪ 829 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,898 WENDY: Guys! Over here! 830 00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:41,101 - Wendy, what happened? - Nothing yet. 831 00:37:41,168 --> 00:37:42,936 But I'm seeing what else is dropping today 832 00:37:43,003 --> 00:37:44,570 while Ethereum is in a dip. 833 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:47,974 - She's trying to buy NFTs. - Wendy, you've been tricked. 834 00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,675 No, no, no, it's not a trick, Stan. 835 00:37:49,742 --> 00:37:54,047 NFTs are a genuine innovation as one-of-a-kind digital assets. 836 00:37:54,114 --> 00:37:55,615 Wendy's right, you guys. 837 00:37:55,681 --> 00:37:57,650 Humans have always formed communities around ownership, 838 00:37:57,717 --> 00:38:01,088 and NFTs allow that to happen spontaneously, organically 839 00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:04,791 - and globally. - You guys, this is a trick. 840 00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:06,260 You know what's a trick? 841 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,695 The antiquated notion of centralized trust systems. 842 00:38:08,762 --> 00:38:11,831 NFTs are an undeniable asset, especially in things 843 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,434 like fine art collecting. 844 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,170 Okay, guys, fine, maybe NFTs are fine, 845 00:38:16,235 --> 00:38:18,105 but this isn't important right now. 846 00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:19,472 It's not important? 847 00:38:19,539 --> 00:38:21,675 A way for artists to not only keep ownership 848 00:38:21,742 --> 00:38:23,177 of their art but perhaps be paid 849 00:38:23,242 --> 00:38:25,244 commission on it every time it transfers owners? 850 00:38:25,311 --> 00:38:27,681 Okay, great, cool. I'm down. 851 00:38:27,748 --> 00:38:30,117 But we gotta focus on what we were doing. 852 00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:32,853 Don't you guys remember? The time travel? 853 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,822 Where's all the equipment?! 854 00:38:34,887 --> 00:38:37,858 Oh, yeah. The time travel. 855 00:38:37,925 --> 00:38:39,193 (Randy groans loudly) 856 00:38:39,259 --> 00:38:41,260 - It's all gone... - Dad! 857 00:38:41,327 --> 00:38:45,431 They took it all. They took the Tegridy. 858 00:38:45,498 --> 00:38:46,900 Here. 859 00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:49,969 It's a farting rainbow with Tom Brady's signature. 860 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,005 (farts) 861 00:38:53,139 --> 00:38:55,476 (thunder rumbling) 862 00:38:56,909 --> 00:38:59,146 (mechanical whirring) 863 00:39:01,081 --> 00:39:03,617 CARTMAN: Okay, good. That's good! 864 00:39:03,684 --> 00:39:06,320 I think that thing needs to go over there by that thing. 865 00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:08,422 Make sure we have power to the big orange thing! 866 00:39:08,489 --> 00:39:11,657 Rabbi, I-I really need to talk to you. 867 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,260 What is it now, Scott? 868 00:39:13,327 --> 00:39:14,862 Well, it's just that... 869 00:39:14,927 --> 00:39:17,697 I'm pretty sure the Foundation Against Time Travel 870 00:39:17,764 --> 00:39:19,733 shouldn't be attempting to time travel! 871 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,302 Father, you understand that we have to stop time travel. 872 00:39:23,369 --> 00:39:25,672 Yes, you've convinced me of that. 873 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:28,208 Well, Kyle already has a ton of followers who are 874 00:39:28,275 --> 00:39:29,909 ready to pick up where he left off. 875 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:33,313 The only way to truly stop all of this is to go back 876 00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:36,884 in time and kill Kyle before he spreads his ideas. 877 00:39:36,949 --> 00:39:39,018 What?! We're going to kill Kyle? 878 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,088 Yes, we have to kill Kyle. 879 00:39:41,155 --> 00:39:43,724 That just seems slightly hypocritical, I'm sorry. 880 00:39:43,789 --> 00:39:45,559 I mean, you use Butters like a weapon, 881 00:39:45,626 --> 00:39:48,427 you've got Tweek and Craig tied up from the rafters. 882 00:39:48,494 --> 00:39:49,996 You know, Rabbi, I'm just starting to 883 00:39:50,063 --> 00:39:52,132 question the morality of this. 884 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:54,967 Morality? Father, if you were given 885 00:39:55,034 --> 00:39:56,702 an opportunity to go back in time 886 00:39:56,769 --> 00:40:00,106 and somehow stop Bill Clinton, wouldn't you have to do it? 887 00:40:00,173 --> 00:40:02,742 Well, I suppose so. I don't know... 888 00:40:02,809 --> 00:40:04,411 Everyone, listen up! 889 00:40:04,478 --> 00:40:07,813 The Foundation Against Time Travel must do everything 890 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,952 to keep science from interfering with the will of God. 891 00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:15,389 We must be willing to use violence against violence, 892 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:18,192 and stop time travel at all costs. 893 00:40:18,257 --> 00:40:20,827 Even if that means we have to time travel. 894 00:40:20,893 --> 00:40:25,766 We will go back in time. And we will kill Kyle. 895 00:40:27,201 --> 00:40:30,304 - Yes, Kevin. - Can we change our name? 896 00:40:30,369 --> 00:40:34,173 'Cause Foundation Against Time Travel is FATT. 897 00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:38,244 Oh, fuck me. 898 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:42,481 Could we be the Foundation to Intercede Time Travel? 899 00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:44,050 'Cause then we'd be FITT. 900 00:40:44,117 --> 00:40:45,851 I wanna be FITT, not FATT. 901 00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:49,356 Kevin, goddamn it. 902 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:58,130 (groans) All happened... so fast. 903 00:40:58,197 --> 00:41:00,900 It's okay. You're coming out of it now. 904 00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,936 How much did I get? 905 00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:05,806 You bought about six dozen animated gifs, 906 00:41:05,871 --> 00:41:07,673 mostly of digital fashion. 907 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,543 Oh, God. 908 00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:11,378 Are they still on my phone? 909 00:41:11,445 --> 00:41:13,547 It's okay. It's okay. 910 00:41:13,614 --> 00:41:18,117 Jesus, I feel like an Islamic hooker in a gay bar. 911 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,987 Totally normal and as respectable 912 00:41:20,052 --> 00:41:21,320 as any other human being. 913 00:41:21,387 --> 00:41:22,922 (groaning) 914 00:41:23,923 --> 00:41:25,192 I'm so sorry, Stan. 915 00:41:25,259 --> 00:41:28,161 We didn't know Cartman was against us. 916 00:41:28,228 --> 00:41:30,163 We told him everything. 917 00:41:30,230 --> 00:41:32,199 It's okay, just try to relax. 918 00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:36,235 No, Stan, listen to me. We were wrong. 919 00:41:36,302 --> 00:41:38,605 Kenny didn't have the time machine set to 920 00:41:38,672 --> 00:41:40,706 when the pandemic first started. 921 00:41:40,773 --> 00:41:44,844 He was trying to go to March 10th of 2021. 922 00:41:45,846 --> 00:41:47,780 March of 2021? 923 00:41:47,847 --> 00:41:50,483 Like when the vaccines first started coming out? 924 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,487 Kenny had run the simulations to try and find 925 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:56,556 the best moment in history to stop the COVID. 926 00:41:56,623 --> 00:41:59,492 A billion different possibilities 927 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:02,528 across a billion different realities. 928 00:42:02,596 --> 00:42:07,367 Your dad fucked the pangolin every single time. 929 00:42:08,135 --> 00:42:10,971 But then, why did Kenny need my dad's weed? 930 00:42:11,038 --> 00:42:14,440 Kenny just wanted weed to help him through the time travel. 931 00:42:14,507 --> 00:42:16,643 Your dad's weed was just around. 932 00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:19,846 There was nothing else special about it. 933 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,650 (thunder rumbles) 934 00:42:32,992 --> 00:42:34,360 Dad... 935 00:42:36,195 --> 00:42:38,297 I'm sorry about your Tegridy. 936 00:42:39,565 --> 00:42:41,601 I was hoping... 937 00:42:41,668 --> 00:42:43,969 to do something for the world. 938 00:42:44,036 --> 00:42:46,206 The truth is... 939 00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:48,474 my time is very short here. 940 00:42:49,409 --> 00:42:53,947 I just wish I could have left something behind that mattered. 941 00:42:54,014 --> 00:42:55,849 Thanks. 942 00:42:56,817 --> 00:42:58,851 I was right about one thing. 943 00:42:58,918 --> 00:43:01,987 You can't go back and change the past. 944 00:43:02,054 --> 00:43:07,594 What happened, happened. And I just want you to know... 945 00:43:07,661 --> 00:43:09,762 that I forgive you. 946 00:43:09,829 --> 00:43:13,300 You burned down the farm because you were angry. 947 00:43:14,101 --> 00:43:16,702 You didn't know your sister was in the barn. 948 00:43:16,769 --> 00:43:18,871 And you couldn't have known your mom would shoot herself 949 00:43:18,938 --> 00:43:20,474 from the grief. 950 00:43:20,539 --> 00:43:22,342 I don't blame you. 951 00:43:22,409 --> 00:43:25,344 And I want you to have this. 952 00:43:25,411 --> 00:43:28,315 There was one tiny bit they didn't find. 953 00:43:28,382 --> 00:43:30,083 You'll need it someday. 954 00:43:31,016 --> 00:43:34,186 Dad, I don't want this. This is what killed our family. 955 00:43:34,253 --> 00:43:37,523 No, you're what killed our fucking family, remember? 956 00:43:37,590 --> 00:43:41,228 Just take it. Because now we're stuck. 957 00:43:41,293 --> 00:43:44,731 The pandemic happened and they made Space Jam 2. 958 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:52,105 Soon there will be a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8. 959 00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:56,510 Like tears... in rain. 960 00:43:56,576 --> 00:43:58,711 (thunder rumbles) 961 00:44:03,382 --> 00:44:04,717 Dad? 962 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:07,586 Not now, Stan. 963 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:21,802 CARTMAN: T-minus five minutes to time travel initiation sequence. 964 00:44:24,737 --> 00:44:26,405 Good, get him wrapped in tin foil. 965 00:44:26,472 --> 00:44:28,775 The aluminum should bounce the negative ions. 966 00:44:28,842 --> 00:44:30,476 This doesn't make any sense. 967 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,913 Why do I have to be the one to go back in time and kill Kyle? 968 00:44:32,978 --> 00:44:35,347 It's because I admire you, Clyde. 969 00:44:35,414 --> 00:44:38,851 As an anti-vaxxer you understand that you have to be strong 970 00:44:38,918 --> 00:44:42,322 and stand by your beliefs even if it means others will die. 971 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,391 Hey. Thanks. 972 00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:46,059 Let's get him to the chair! 973 00:44:52,465 --> 00:44:54,467 Okay, start the weed! 974 00:44:54,534 --> 00:44:56,469 (air hissing) 975 00:44:58,204 --> 00:45:02,842 When you get back to the past just remember, find a gun. 976 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,543 Kill Kyle. 977 00:45:04,610 --> 00:45:06,246 For those of you who have fought with me 978 00:45:06,313 --> 00:45:09,782 to oppose time travel, I just want to say thank you. 979 00:45:09,849 --> 00:45:11,818 Because soon we will be altering time 980 00:45:11,885 --> 00:45:14,887 and our little group will never have needed to exist. 981 00:45:14,954 --> 00:45:17,324 You won't remember this speech because it will have 982 00:45:17,389 --> 00:45:19,693 never happened, but just remember, 983 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:21,327 no matter where you go in life... 984 00:45:21,393 --> 00:45:23,563 - (banging) - Shit, it's Kyle! 985 00:45:26,298 --> 00:45:29,268 ♪ ♪ 986 00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:30,503 Start the initiation sequence! 987 00:45:30,570 --> 00:45:31,804 Now, now, now. Go! 988 00:45:31,871 --> 00:45:32,838 Vic... 989 00:45:32,905 --> 00:45:34,507 Make sure that Stan and Kyle 990 00:45:34,574 --> 00:45:36,476 don't get to this altar. 991 00:45:37,244 --> 00:45:38,945 (knuckles crack) 992 00:45:40,547 --> 00:45:42,181 ♪ ♪ 993 00:45:46,652 --> 00:45:49,255 Gentlemen, I am about to make you rich 994 00:45:49,322 --> 00:45:51,090 beyond your wildest dreams. 995 00:45:51,157 --> 00:45:53,092 BOTH: Alexa! 996 00:45:55,862 --> 00:45:58,864 We'd like to sign our friend here up for Prime membership. 997 00:45:58,931 --> 00:46:02,369 - Okay, let me help with that. - I can also help. 998 00:46:03,168 --> 00:46:06,072 Whoa... Hey, ladies, lemme tell you about a great deal. 999 00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:09,208 BOTH: Let us tell you abut some great deals. 1000 00:46:09,275 --> 00:46:10,943 Uh-oh. 1001 00:46:12,913 --> 00:46:14,681 Kevin, throw the fucking switch! 1002 00:46:14,748 --> 00:46:17,182 It needs another minute to prime. 1003 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,985 Kevin, goddamn it! 1004 00:46:20,052 --> 00:46:22,956 No! I won't let you stop me from killing you, Kyle. 1005 00:46:23,023 --> 00:46:25,724 I knew it when I first saw you wearing your Jewish clothes 1006 00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:27,561 and your bullshit yarmulke. 1007 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:30,096 - You're a goddamn phony! - Oh, really? 1008 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:33,432 What would a real Jewish person do to save his family, Kyle? 1009 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:37,637 Oh, you don't know, because you don't fucking have one! 1010 00:46:38,204 --> 00:46:39,239 Oh! 1011 00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,744 - Fuck you, Cartman! - Fuck you, Kyle! 1012 00:46:46,913 --> 00:46:48,882 (yelling) 1013 00:46:48,949 --> 00:46:52,152 (muffled): Hello? I can't see or hear anything! 1014 00:46:52,217 --> 00:46:54,353 Am I time traveling now? 1015 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:56,655 ♪ ♪ 1016 00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:00,193 (grunting) 1017 00:47:04,331 --> 00:47:06,766 Eric! Eric, stop! 1018 00:47:08,335 --> 00:47:12,105 Eric, look at what you're doing. 1019 00:47:12,172 --> 00:47:15,574 Take the kids and get back to the attic. 1020 00:47:15,641 --> 00:47:18,744 No, Eric, I can't just hide away while 1021 00:47:18,811 --> 00:47:23,983 you do all this to protect us. This isn't you, my love. 1022 00:47:25,851 --> 00:47:30,255 I can't let him change the past. I can't lose you. 1023 00:47:30,322 --> 00:47:33,860 Who knows what will happen, my love? 1024 00:47:33,927 --> 00:47:37,896 The Eric Cartman I've known for 18 years 1025 00:47:37,963 --> 00:47:40,132 is thoughtful and kind. 1026 00:47:40,199 --> 00:47:43,003 But all that's changed ever since you came 1027 00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:47,907 back to this town and hung out with... him. 1028 00:47:48,942 --> 00:47:51,210 Don't you see? We have to 1029 00:47:51,277 --> 00:47:55,215 leave it to chance or we're no better than he is. 1030 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,684 Guys, if I'm in the past it's pretty foggy! 1031 00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:01,855 You guys are everything to me. 1032 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,858 And I'm supposed to be your protector. 1033 00:48:04,923 --> 00:48:07,960 Daddy, I don't wanna be alive... 1034 00:48:08,027 --> 00:48:11,030 if it means I have to be like Uncle Kyle. 1035 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,967 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 1036 00:48:16,168 --> 00:48:18,804 Well, Rabbi, are we doing this or not? 1037 00:48:23,376 --> 00:48:28,248 I have faith that God will see my family through this. 1038 00:48:29,315 --> 00:48:30,884 Okay, Kyle. 1039 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,818 You do whatever it is you need to do. 1040 00:48:32,885 --> 00:48:35,255 Okay, hold on, I'm not the bad guy here. 1041 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,956 Eric, the baby! 1042 00:48:38,858 --> 00:48:40,760 Hackelm, what are you doing?! 1043 00:48:41,827 --> 00:48:44,597 (laughs) Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 1044 00:48:44,664 --> 00:48:46,733 (zapping) 1045 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,034 (groaning) 1046 00:48:49,101 --> 00:48:51,070 Clyde! 1047 00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:57,342 Oh, shit. 1048 00:49:06,619 --> 00:49:09,822 No, no, I tried the Walgreens, they're all out of vaccines. 1049 00:49:09,889 --> 00:49:13,525 I just can't believe this whole thing is almost over, you know? 1050 00:49:13,592 --> 00:49:15,728 The where? The school? 1051 00:49:15,795 --> 00:49:18,030 There's gonna be vaccines at the school? 1052 00:49:18,097 --> 00:49:21,233 M'kay, I'll be right there! Where are you gonna... 1053 00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:24,204 Whoa, m'kay. 1054 00:49:24,269 --> 00:49:25,804 Uh, excuse me! 1055 00:49:25,871 --> 00:49:28,273 ♪ ♪ 1056 00:49:44,289 --> 00:49:47,327 Does Dad still keep a gun in his closet? 1057 00:49:47,393 --> 00:49:49,262 Uh, yeah. 1058 00:49:49,329 --> 00:49:51,063 Okay. 1059 00:49:51,831 --> 00:49:53,465 Is Dad home? 1060 00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:54,666 Uh, no. 1061 00:49:54,733 --> 00:49:56,335 He's out getting vaccinated. 1062 00:49:57,469 --> 00:50:00,005 Listen to me very carefully. 1063 00:50:00,072 --> 00:50:03,041 Do not get vaccinated ever. 1064 00:50:03,108 --> 00:50:05,878 It'll make you grow titties on your head. 1065 00:50:05,945 --> 00:50:08,114 Trust me, I'm an expert. 1066 00:50:10,449 --> 00:50:12,952 (doorbell rings) 1067 00:50:14,487 --> 00:50:16,989 Hey, Clyde! We're starting an anti-vaxx club. 1068 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,324 We're gonna protest the vaccine 1069 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:20,226 and fuck shit up... you wanna join us? 1070 00:50:21,193 --> 00:50:22,695 Fuck yes, I wanna join you. 1071 00:50:22,762 --> 00:50:24,898 - Really? - Fuck yes! 1072 00:50:24,963 --> 00:50:26,733 No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank! 1073 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,067 Okay, fine, we'll be there. 1074 00:50:28,134 --> 00:50:30,068 - Okay, just sit tight. - What was that? 1075 00:50:30,135 --> 00:50:31,971 You know we can't get into the school! 1076 00:50:32,038 --> 00:50:33,739 She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle! 1077 00:50:33,806 --> 00:50:35,541 You didn't even try! He didn't try 1078 00:50:35,608 --> 00:50:37,811 because he wants to sell the vaccines for money! 1079 00:50:37,876 --> 00:50:39,612 And what about you, Kyle? You were the one 1080 00:50:39,679 --> 00:50:42,581 trying to take the vaccines for yourself this morning. 1081 00:50:42,648 --> 00:50:45,585 - He what? - Wow. 1082 00:50:45,652 --> 00:50:47,686 Okay, thought we had gotten past that, but... 1083 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,322 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 1084 00:50:49,389 --> 00:50:52,358 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 1085 00:50:52,425 --> 00:50:53,793 We can't keep pretending. 1086 00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:55,728 You guys, what the hell is that? 1087 00:50:55,795 --> 00:50:58,030 ♪ ♪ 1088 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,735 I'm sorry, Kyle. 1089 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:05,271 ADULT STAN: Clyde, stop! 1090 00:51:07,373 --> 00:51:09,675 What the hell are you doing here? 1091 00:51:09,742 --> 00:51:11,443 I got in the chair right after you. 1092 00:51:11,510 --> 00:51:14,414 This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle. 1093 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,715 What do you mean it's not the plan anymore? 1094 00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:20,320 - Cartman changed his mind. - I did not change my mind. 1095 00:51:20,385 --> 00:51:24,657 You're trying to trick me. I'm going to save the future. 1096 00:51:24,724 --> 00:51:27,025 ADULT KYLE: I don't think so, Clyde. 1097 00:51:28,061 --> 00:51:32,231 This is a hundred CC's of the COVID vaccine. 1098 00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:33,766 (yells, stammers) 1099 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:37,103 - Don't... Be careful with that. - Then put down the gun! 1100 00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:38,637 What the fuck is going on? 1101 00:51:38,704 --> 00:51:40,606 Stan, you need to forgive Kyle. 1102 00:51:40,672 --> 00:51:43,041 You regret this day for the rest of your life. 1103 00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:46,679 Oh, nice try, Kyle. You're such a fuckin' dickhead. 1104 00:51:46,746 --> 00:51:48,514 Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead! 1105 00:51:48,581 --> 00:51:49,916 Kyle, it's true! 1106 00:51:49,983 --> 00:51:51,217 Cartman gets a happy life 1107 00:51:51,284 --> 00:51:53,318 but you don't... you lose everything 1108 00:51:53,385 --> 00:51:56,155 - when you lose this friendship. - Enough of this crap! 1109 00:51:56,222 --> 00:51:59,157 I'm sticking to what I believe and this kid dies now! 1110 00:51:59,224 --> 00:52:00,827 - (gunshot) - (grunts) 1111 00:52:00,893 --> 00:52:03,730 Shalom sachem, Clyde. 1112 00:52:03,795 --> 00:52:04,931 (gunfire) 1113 00:52:04,998 --> 00:52:06,932 Jesus Christ! 1114 00:52:17,976 --> 00:52:20,445 ♪ ♪ 1115 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:22,181 Timmy! 1116 00:52:24,983 --> 00:52:27,786 Well... I guess we saved Kyle, 1117 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:31,324 but nothing else in the future is changed. 1118 00:52:31,391 --> 00:52:32,525 How do you know? 1119 00:52:32,592 --> 00:52:34,226 Because we're still here. 1120 00:52:34,293 --> 00:52:37,597 That means Kenny still was bummed out we weren't friends, 1121 00:52:37,664 --> 00:52:39,132 still became a scientist, 1122 00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:42,467 went back in time, and we still went in after him. 1123 00:52:43,802 --> 00:52:46,105 So then we're stuck here in the past. 1124 00:52:46,172 --> 00:52:48,840 And we blew our chance to stop COVID. 1125 00:52:48,907 --> 00:52:51,945 I'm sorry, guys. I really fucked this up. 1126 00:52:52,010 --> 00:52:55,047 We all fucked it up. These have just been... 1127 00:52:55,114 --> 00:52:59,085 - really unprecedented times. - Unprecedented times. 1128 00:52:59,152 --> 00:53:02,855 What I wouldn't give for just one precedented time. 1129 00:53:03,623 --> 00:53:06,425 Hey. Hey, yeah. 1130 00:53:06,492 --> 00:53:09,628 Maybe we just need one precedented time. 1131 00:53:09,695 --> 00:53:11,063 Huh? 1132 00:53:12,632 --> 00:53:14,967 What if we've been trying to solve the wrong problem? 1133 00:53:15,034 --> 00:53:17,135 Maybe my dad was right, 1134 00:53:17,202 --> 00:53:19,639 we can't ever stop COVID from happening. 1135 00:53:19,706 --> 00:53:23,576 But what we can control... is how we all reacted to it. 1136 00:53:23,643 --> 00:53:26,778 We reacted like shit. Because I was just... 1137 00:53:26,846 --> 00:53:30,048 scared and confused and didn't know who to believe. 1138 00:53:30,115 --> 00:53:31,751 Yeah, we all were. 1139 00:53:31,818 --> 00:53:34,519 So we all took different paths because that's what humans do. 1140 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,255 And what we needed more than anything was to 1141 00:53:36,322 --> 00:53:38,490 just cut each other all some slack. 1142 00:53:38,557 --> 00:53:43,061 We needed to come together and act like us again. 1143 00:53:43,128 --> 00:53:45,664 One precedented time. 1144 00:53:48,735 --> 00:53:51,737 You guys, I know what to do. 1145 00:53:52,572 --> 00:53:54,106 PHILLIP (on TV): Take this, darling Terrance. 1146 00:53:54,172 --> 00:53:55,407 (farting on TV) 1147 00:53:55,474 --> 00:53:58,143 - (laughter on TV) - (doorbell rings) 1148 00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:03,282 Heather Williams? 1149 00:54:04,516 --> 00:54:05,385 Yes? 1150 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,554 Hi. We're from the future. 1151 00:54:10,222 --> 00:54:13,425 We've come here to show you something very important. 1152 00:54:17,896 --> 00:54:19,398 Do you remember this, Heather? 1153 00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:23,302 This is a picture of you... farting in P.E. class. 1154 00:54:24,336 --> 00:54:26,139 I never farted in P.E. class. 1155 00:54:26,204 --> 00:54:27,606 Oh, yes. You did. 1156 00:54:27,672 --> 00:54:30,208 Two kids even smelled it and asked who farted 1157 00:54:30,275 --> 00:54:33,746 - and you said nothing. - I didn't fart in P.E. class! 1158 00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:37,182 It was a different kid! I was just moving my hip a little bit. 1159 00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:39,085 - Heather. Heather. - I didn't fart in P.E. 1160 00:54:39,152 --> 00:54:41,621 Heather, yes, you did, sweet pea. 1161 00:54:43,121 --> 00:54:45,690 I-I happen to have a stomach condition. 1162 00:54:45,757 --> 00:54:48,594 I don't know why you came from the future to narc on me! 1163 00:54:48,661 --> 00:54:51,864 Heather, we don't want kids to know you farted in P.E. 1164 00:54:51,931 --> 00:54:53,398 We wanna help you. 1165 00:54:53,465 --> 00:54:56,735 You just need to do exactly what we tell you. 1166 00:55:00,806 --> 00:55:02,108 (helicopter blades whirring) 1167 00:55:02,175 --> 00:55:04,043 Hey, what is that? 1168 00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:10,983 Stan Marsh? 1169 00:55:11,050 --> 00:55:12,217 Me? 1170 00:55:12,284 --> 00:55:14,586 Your presence is requested, sir. 1171 00:55:15,655 --> 00:55:17,123 Whoa, cool. 1172 00:55:20,693 --> 00:55:23,463 Get on in, sir. There's sparkling punch and doughnuts. 1173 00:55:23,528 --> 00:55:25,664 ("I Forgive You" by Kelly Clarkson playing) 1174 00:55:25,731 --> 00:55:28,668 ♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪ 1175 00:55:28,733 --> 00:55:30,902 ♪ Now when do I start to feel again ♪ 1176 00:55:30,969 --> 00:55:32,505 What's going on? 1177 00:55:32,572 --> 00:55:34,072 We have no idea. 1178 00:55:34,139 --> 00:55:35,942 ♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪ 1179 00:55:36,007 --> 00:55:37,342 ♪ Now when do I start to feel again... ♪ 1180 00:55:37,409 --> 00:55:39,144 ♪ And the home ♪ 1181 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,547 - ♪ Of the ♪ - Whoa! 1182 00:55:41,614 --> 00:55:43,081 This is amazing! 1183 00:55:43,148 --> 00:55:45,050 - ♪ Brave. ♪ - Look, we're on the jumbotron! 1184 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,621 (cheering) 1185 00:55:49,688 --> 00:55:51,490 ♪ With a brand-new attitude... ♪ 1186 00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:54,025 You guys, I'm sorry for acting like a dick during the pandemic. 1187 00:55:54,092 --> 00:55:55,795 I'm sorry too, dude. 1188 00:55:56,795 --> 00:55:59,297 Hello? Who-Who's there? 1189 00:55:59,364 --> 00:56:02,001 ♪ Trying to figure out how to live ♪ 1190 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,369 ♪ Doing it our way ♪ 1191 00:56:04,436 --> 00:56:06,472 ♪ No shame, no blame ♪ 1192 00:56:06,539 --> 00:56:08,074 ♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪ 1193 00:56:08,141 --> 00:56:10,076 ♪ And, and I forgive you ♪ 1194 00:56:10,143 --> 00:56:13,445 ♪ I forgive you, we were busy living the dream ♪ 1195 00:56:13,512 --> 00:56:15,047 Oh... 1196 00:56:15,114 --> 00:56:19,018 ♪ Never noticed the glass ceiling falling on us ♪ 1197 00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:21,253 ♪ No shame, no blame ♪ 1198 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,621 ♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪ 1199 00:56:22,688 --> 00:56:25,625 ♪ And, and I forgive you ♪ 1200 00:56:25,690 --> 00:56:29,027 ♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪ 1201 00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:31,329 ♪ Now when do I start to feel again ♪ 1202 00:56:32,831 --> 00:56:36,601 ♪ If I hate you, what does that do ♪ 1203 00:56:36,668 --> 00:56:39,371 ♪ So I breathe in and I count to ten ♪ 1204 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:43,275 ♪ 'Cause the lights are on ♪ 1205 00:56:43,342 --> 00:56:44,943 ♪ And I'm coming home... ♪ 1206 00:56:45,010 --> 00:56:47,012 Holy shit balls. 1207 00:56:47,079 --> 00:56:52,184 Sharon, I'm sorry for the way I acted during the pandemic. 1208 00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:55,588 You're not sorry, you're just high. 1209 00:56:55,655 --> 00:56:57,255 I'm both. 1210 00:56:57,322 --> 00:56:59,925 ♪ I forgive you, we were just a couple of kids... ♪ 1211 00:56:59,992 --> 00:57:04,496 Here you go! It's our Post COVID Special. It's free. 1212 00:57:04,563 --> 00:57:06,264 No, really, we've all been through a lot. 1213 00:57:06,331 --> 00:57:07,800 Come on, take it. Thank you, baby. 1214 00:57:07,867 --> 00:57:10,635 Come on, everyone. Post COVID Special! 1215 00:57:10,702 --> 00:57:13,172 Here you go, folks, you all deserve this! 1216 00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:16,876 You did the best you could during the pandemic, honey. 1217 00:57:16,943 --> 00:57:18,811 - I love you! - Huh? 1218 00:57:18,878 --> 00:57:21,047 I shouldn't have yelled at you for not wearing a mask. 1219 00:57:21,112 --> 00:57:22,715 I just didn't understand. 1220 00:57:22,782 --> 00:57:25,784 Well, maybe I should have worn a mask more often but... 1221 00:57:25,851 --> 00:57:28,454 No, no, no, I was being all high and mighty about it... 1222 00:57:28,521 --> 00:57:32,057 Butters, you're not grounded anymore. Come on out, son. 1223 00:57:32,123 --> 00:57:33,358 You mean it, Dad?! 1224 00:57:33,425 --> 00:57:34,827 The pandemic's been awful. 1225 00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:36,695 We all need to just cut each other some slack. 1226 00:57:36,762 --> 00:57:38,231 I love you, Butters! 1227 00:57:38,297 --> 00:57:39,864 - ...be sorry. - I totally forgive you! 1228 00:57:39,931 --> 00:57:41,601 Oh, cut yourself some slack. 1229 00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:43,501 We gotta get some more of this stuff. 1230 00:57:43,568 --> 00:57:45,137 ♪ Couple of kids... ♪ 1231 00:57:45,204 --> 00:57:47,873 Okay, come on, next! 1232 00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:52,043 ♪ Doing it our way, no shame, no blame ♪ 1233 00:57:52,110 --> 00:57:53,411 ♪ 'Cause the damage is done... ♪ 1234 00:57:53,478 --> 00:57:54,880 And then we were like, "Yeah, okay, yeah, 1235 00:57:54,947 --> 00:57:56,248 let's storm the Capitol!" 1236 00:57:56,315 --> 00:57:57,949 And it was a bad idea and we were just, 1237 00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,818 you know, we were just going a little bonkers there. 1238 00:57:59,885 --> 00:58:01,454 We shouldn't have stormed the Capitol. 1239 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:03,588 ALL: That's okay! 1240 00:58:04,422 --> 00:58:06,391 I'm sorry. I thought about it 1241 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:09,295 and I can't do Space Jam 2. 1242 00:58:09,362 --> 00:58:11,563 I just can't support Chinese censorship. 1243 00:58:11,630 --> 00:58:15,367 Oh, yeah? Well, if you're not gonna make Space Jam 2, 1244 00:58:15,434 --> 00:58:18,204 then I'm not gonna make Space Jam 2! 1245 00:58:18,271 --> 00:58:20,438 And nobody's gonna make Space Jam 2! 1246 00:58:20,505 --> 00:58:23,108 - Yeah! - ALL: Yeah! 1247 00:58:23,175 --> 00:58:24,409 - Yeah! - (cheering) 1248 00:58:24,476 --> 00:58:26,311 ♪ And I forgive you. ♪ 1249 00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,614 ♪ ♪ 1250 00:58:31,217 --> 00:58:33,452 (woman speaking Japanese) 1251 00:58:38,623 --> 00:58:40,960 Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy! 1252 00:58:41,027 --> 00:58:43,061 - Hey! Ike! - Ike, hi! 1253 00:58:43,128 --> 00:58:44,697 Ike, you made it back! 1254 00:58:44,764 --> 00:58:47,365 Well, of course! I wouldn't miss Canadian Boxing Day, buddy! 1255 00:58:47,432 --> 00:58:49,467 Look, everyone, Stan's back! 1256 00:58:49,534 --> 00:58:51,704 - (all cheering) - Hey, Stan! 1257 00:58:51,771 --> 00:58:53,204 Hey, guys! 1258 00:58:53,271 --> 00:58:56,041 Good to see you, buddy! How was everything on Mars? 1259 00:58:56,108 --> 00:58:59,512 Really cool, but I'm so glad to be home! How are the kids? 1260 00:58:59,577 --> 00:59:01,447 BOTH: Uncle Stan! 1261 00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:04,250 There's the little ragamuffins! 1262 00:59:04,317 --> 00:59:05,751 Mom. 1263 00:59:05,818 --> 00:59:07,820 Hi, Stanly. 1264 00:59:07,887 --> 00:59:09,688 It's Mom! And Shelley! 1265 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:12,157 Why are you acting all weird, Turd? 1266 00:59:12,224 --> 00:59:13,726 I don't know. 1267 00:59:13,793 --> 00:59:16,561 For some reason I'm just extra happy to see you guys. 1268 00:59:16,628 --> 00:59:19,030 CRAIG: Hey, look who's here. It's Kenny! 1269 00:59:19,097 --> 00:59:21,300 - (all cheering) - Kenny! 1270 00:59:21,367 --> 00:59:23,001 Kenny, what have you been up to, buddy? 1271 00:59:23,068 --> 00:59:25,637 Didn't you hear?! Kenny just won the Nobel Prize 1272 00:59:25,704 --> 00:59:28,273 for combining dark matter and breast implants! 1273 00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:30,309 Oh, you old dog! 1274 00:59:30,376 --> 00:59:31,710 Hey, everybody, he's on! 1275 00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,878 What a fantastic audience. Wow. 1276 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:36,815 What is up with these bisexual Canadians, huh? 1277 00:59:36,882 --> 00:59:39,085 I guess they don't know whether to fuck their brother 1278 00:59:39,150 --> 00:59:40,286 or their sister. 1279 00:59:40,353 --> 00:59:42,420 (laughter) 1280 00:59:42,487 --> 00:59:43,956 Hey, Stan. 1281 00:59:44,023 --> 00:59:46,224 Wendy, you're back from Harvard. 1282 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:47,927 Yeah, just here for the holidays. 1283 00:59:47,992 --> 00:59:51,130 You wanna maybe... spend New Years together again? 1284 00:59:51,197 --> 00:59:52,697 I'd love that. 1285 00:59:52,764 --> 00:59:55,534 Hey, fellas! Can I offer you some pupus?! 1286 00:59:55,601 --> 00:59:57,969 Thanks for choosin' Denny's Applebee's for your party. 1287 00:59:58,036 --> 01:00:00,373 Butters, you're still working here, huh? 1288 01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:02,108 Yup! I just made manager. 1289 01:00:02,173 --> 01:00:06,579 I love doing actual shit that pays actual money. 1290 01:00:06,644 --> 01:00:09,347 Hey, Stan, can you come here for a second? 1291 01:00:09,414 --> 01:00:10,983 What's the matter, dude? 1292 01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:12,918 Dude, he's here. 1293 01:00:12,985 --> 01:00:15,121 Cartman? 1294 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:17,356 ♪ Ready, set, go... ♪ 1295 01:00:17,422 --> 01:00:20,458 Man, poor Cartman. 1296 01:00:22,695 --> 01:00:28,199 Fuck you guys! You can suck my fucking dick! 1297 01:00:28,266 --> 01:00:30,001 Fuck you! 1298 01:00:30,068 --> 01:00:33,572 It's so sad he never did anything with his life. 1299 01:00:34,407 --> 01:00:37,943 Fuck you, Kyle! Fuck you, Stan! 1300 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,445 Hey, come on, fellas. 1301 01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:41,679 We can't spend another holiday feeling bad for Eric. 1302 01:00:41,746 --> 01:00:45,083 There's nothing that could have changed the path he was on. 1303 01:00:45,150 --> 01:00:47,186 Fuck you, Butters! 1304 01:00:47,253 --> 01:00:49,621 Fuck you, Eric! 1305 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:52,858 Well, everyone, I just wanna make a toast. 1306 01:00:52,925 --> 01:00:54,226 I don't know... 1307 01:00:54,293 --> 01:00:56,094 what got us through the pandemic 1308 01:00:56,161 --> 01:01:00,900 and made all our futures so very bright, but whatever it was... 1309 01:01:00,965 --> 01:01:03,668 may we have it for the rest of our days. 1310 01:01:03,735 --> 01:01:06,271 God bless us, everyone. 1311 01:01:06,338 --> 01:01:08,807 ALL: Cheers! 1312 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:10,842 ANNOUNCER: Remember, folks, 1313 01:01:10,909 --> 01:01:13,579 weed can't solve all your problems. 1314 01:01:13,646 --> 01:01:16,114 But Tegridy can. 1315 01:01:16,181 --> 01:01:19,418 Tegridy Weed. 1316 01:01:21,454 --> 01:01:23,688 ♪ ♪ 100449