All language subtitles for P.S. Your Cat Is Dead 2002

You think it's funny, you think it's funny.

He thinks it's funny. How would you
like God to take a crap on your head?

Yeah, God will take a crap right on your
head.

I know that. Take a crap on.

He's right, you know,

God's definitely doing something.

It's New Year's Eve and it's quite possibly
the worst day of my life the whole year just

past, and I've accomplished absolutely
nothing.

Well, almost nothing.

I did produce a one man show.

My name is Jimmy Zul.

I'm a writer and I'm an actor, a serious
actor.

I find

The IVD.

The serpent that did sting
my father's life, now his crown.

My prophetic soul.

Of course, it closed, but it was something.

The theater owner said I was too avant
garde.

That's French for can't sell tickets.

My girlfriend, Kate, who just moved out,
says we have issues

Planned on spending New Year's alone.

I think issues is a woman's way of saying,
I don't want to be with you anymore.

And there's my Richard Claire, who's having
a party tonight.

Of course,

It's Kate, you can be
with her all the time.

I'm only going there to pick up my monthly
check in my apartment, my cocoon, my

sanctuary, which has been robbed twice in
the past three months, and not only did they

take my house and safety, but two TVs, three
VCRs, a CD player and my soul, my novel

contained in a lockbox, my
only copy written by hand.

I'm not a violent man, but if I do catch
him,

I'll kill him.

My best friend Pete died in September and
still having a hard time with that.

And my cat, Tennessee, my only true friend
left in the world, is in the hospital with a

bladder infection. I live on the fringes of
L.A.

show biz, and I meet all kinds of colorful
people.

This is Carmine Grazi, Carmine,
self-proclaimed sex addict.

Too much sex, too much drugs.

Maybe he could help me. You know, I can get
a good

I've got what I want to
come for some stupid.

It's just a joke. Carmine's been after me
since we did a show in the Valley a few years

ago. He did hair in his he did makeup and
they were both trying to do me.

What are you doing tonight? What's going on
tonight? But you can't tell me.

Not that it's New Year's Eve. Jimmy, you
know, met a girl on the street, was a little

girl. Shut the hell up.

But we did The Fantasticks with seven points
and up in Hollywood Hills unforthcoming a lot

of reasons. Why would you say no?

What are you doing tonight, Jimmy?

Give me a look. I'm giving you a number and
a red dress.

All right. I'll put my name on the.

Because I know you what's.

But I'm a bitch. Where's my number?

You don't have it now.

You don't have it. Listen to me.

Here it is. And I'm not taking no for an
answer this time.

Twenty fucking knows all these years.

No, I can't make it. Girl
you got writing to do.

You got a girlfriend. I don't have shit.

Here it is. I mean it's New Year's fucking
leave.

You can stay home alone like this shit.

Listen to me tonight.

Maybe you and I we both get what we want.

It's scary to know someone like come right.

But I find it's good to have friends in low
places, if you know what I mean.

Tomorrow, hopefully, I'll wake up to find
this dark cloud has passed and God's dumping

on some other poor souls, and I just want
to go home, make a TV dinner and go to bed.

My latest play with Colin.

Hello. Hi, is Mr.

James all there? No, he's not here.

Well, this is you

Know, I can take your message.

This is the Hollywood Dog and Cat Hospital.

I'm afraid we have some bad news for him.

His cat. Tennessee passed away today.

Will you have him call? Yeah, I'll give him
a message.

Really know how to push my buttons, don't
you, Jimmy?

Hi, Fred. You ready to go?

Listen, maybe I shouldn't leave tonight.

I want Jimmy's cat just died

And that has to do with us going out.

Fred, that cat meant the world to him,

According to you, is always going nowhere.

I just keep seeing his face
when he reads my note.

I make a choice. It's either cat or you or
me.

All right. I'll see you back at your place
later.

All right.

The.

OK, I want you come on out slowly, you got
them son of a bitch and moan or blow your

head off. Hey, Jimmy, you scared the crap
out of me.

I'm getting ripped off again.

What do you do here?

I thought we spent a New Year's apart.

Whatever.

Jim. God, you look terrible.

Thank you.

How are you going? Right up to players.

I was, but.

Something came up. Take it, you're going
someplace to.

Yeah. Yea, yea, yea, yes, yes,

yes, yes.

You know, I don't

I don't mind to take you back your Christmas
present, but I bought that goddamn CD player

myself.

That's a shitty thing to say.

I wasn't going to take either

One of them. No, no, no.

They're just they're just going out together
on midnight New Year's Eve together.

Look, me. I mean, come on.

No, no, no, please.

Oh, you're leaving. Don't be silly.

It's obviously a just way to music.

You read it all you want to, but you right
here.

Oh, dear Jimmy, it's not a laugh
riot, but I got a nice, funky touch.

You know, I always did get a kick
out of you when you would get mad.

I actually think that's why I used to provoke
fights with you so I could get a peek of it,

nasty sense of humor.

It's great. I don't have to read this
Shakespeare.

You just tell me what it says to stop it.

You're being me. I'm being mean.

No, you're you're beginning to leave the.

As a big surprise, we said we were going to
say everything we did.

You said you said you'd want to spend New
Years together.

Well, we're going to do so with that scene
out, backstabbing aunt of yours, and watch

her dangle that stinking money front

Of your face. Oh, you're my

Only family, Jimmy.

When I'm gone wild about Claire.

She promises to die, will never die.

I offered to move in here with you,
cook you dinner, clean the place up.

But you didn't want me to.

Why? Because you had to write your book.

What do you think I was going to do, Jimmy?

Intentionally distract you?

I mean, you don't know me at all.

I'm not a child.

It's been the same restaurant every Saturday
night, the same bottle of Merlot tucked away

by your boring puffery in your TV dinners.

And when are you going to stop grieving for
Pete?

I miss him, too, but we have to move on.

Well, if I felt the way that you feel.

I would at least I
would try to work it out.

I would never just walk.

This could not come as a complete surprise

To you, I have not been happy with us in a
long time, and if you

Were honest with yourself,
you would say the same thing.

Admit it, Jimmy, you love being alone.

I annoy the hell out of you.

Have the time to shake your head.

I see your face when I signal for the waiter
or what I try to get better seats at the

theater. I am a wave maker.

And you.

You have a fear of drowning.

How about a New Year's Eve drink?

Here. Maybe you should check yourself up a
little bit, everything with you is always by

the rule. Sometimes I wish you would just
say

The hell with it. And what

Smoke pot and Dexedrine like that

Wouldn't be a bad idea.

Well, I

Don't need that stuff.

Well, you need something.

To me, you know, I care about you and I
worry about you.

I said, I know it's a bad time, but you got
to get back to your book.

It's really good.

This is crazy, this is crazy, this

Is so stupid. This is New Year's Eve, we
should be together.

I put my foot down. I'm calling my Aunt
Claire and I'm telling her we're not going

and we'll

Spend the evening

With Jimmy. Jimmy, please.

No, I can't. I'm sorry.

I can't.

You can't what? I can't.

Would you? Why?

What you have is something to do, you have
plans.

Yes, yes,

Yes, yes, like a big shot, yes, you have
plans these plants have anything to do with

another

Man's penis.

It may we are going to a restaurant tonight
and then we're going to big bear with his

penis to go skiing.

You know, I apologize for interrupting you in
the middle of your next offense, someone that

I met at the studio or something, because,
you know, he's not a model.

He's an executive at it.

Just don't forget.

Hey, just go to tell me this is my house.

Go get the fuck out.

I'm out of here.

You know, I read your new book.

Here's your diaphragm.

Don't wear it out.

Keep it. On a new one.

Jimmy, I'm sorry that had to end this time.

Go sorry, do you

Bet your bucket of compassion?

Think it's funny, you bet.

Oh, I mean, when you.

Don't forget your friends.

They had spotted.

Training for your road trip coming up.

Yeah, I'd rather you not see this.

This is one of the ten most embarrassing
moments of my life.

I just can't hit with some small fruit.

I know it doesn't appear this way, but I
really

Want her to stay. Happy New Year.

You.

Hi, Katie.

Oh, you're home.

Oh, and Claire, oh, look, I was I was going
to call

You, I I'm going to see you in an hour.

I just I just can't make it tonight.

What do you mean you can't make it tonight?

You promised I'm going to my tomorrow.

This is the last chance to see me.

It's great, isn't it? Of course it's great.

Just listen to me.

Listen to me.

I'm listening to you.

But it is Kate, isn't it?

Why did she leave you?

You just don't go as far as the doctor just
doing this.

I'm not doing this, but doing this.

I really thought, wait, and one more thing,
the country screwed up, could you be a dear

pick up an olive tree for me?

Well, you son of a bitch

Come out of the. Make it easy, get out, get
give.

Take it easy.

It's a drawing of God.

I didn't take nothing. Let me out of here.

Let you out of here. You had a bad day.

I had a bad day through, OK?

The whole world. Last stop the gun.

Only one bullet fired up.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

You have reached nine one one

Emergency operators are.

To stay on the line and your call will be
answered.

It was posted a Yamoto nine one
one McKensie both on the way to.

No.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

So Jimi Izrael, yeah, Stewart,

Stewart Thomas who, little Stewie Stewart,
yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.

The bad for the poor to get right at the
Apollo Theater.

That was 10, 12 years ago at least.

Yeah, it's lean years.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, the fact that shithole
is the park and you have that orange couch.

Yeah. Oh goodness gracious.

That was years ago.

That was like a block from here wasn't it.

I think so, yeah.

I remember I moved so long.

Good for you. That place.

Yeah. Yeah. It was just the.

Well when you're young, you know, what have
you been up to.

Because the last thing I heard you wish you
were doing some kind of thing with puppets, a

puppet show or something on the valley.

No, it was an experimental theater.

We got some good reviews actually
experimental.

But like with puppets

But with puppets. Yeah, with puppets.

Me, I'm doing animation now.

It just got picked up on a show for the fall
making more money than I know what to do with

them. Cashing checks.

It takes more time to cash checks than it
does to actually do the work.

Good for you. I want you to meet somebody
very special, this girl right here.

It's going to be serious over there with a
small fortune.

I don't mind telling you Top Model and I'm
fucking Sylvia.

Honey, I want you to meet someone very
special.

Hi, I'm Sylvia.

Huh? Nothing like the love of a good woman.

So what Jimmy, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, well, actually, Stu, I.

I've got a friend hog tied to the kitchen
sink, and after that I'm going to die.

Oh, all right then.

So we'll get together another time.

But hey, keep it up with the puppets
because everyone loves puppets.

Yeah. Good to see you, Stuart.

Good to see you. Yeah.

Drive careful.

Is this.

Chuck. Hey.

John.

Hey, didn't call the
cops, did you, did you?

I think I have a brain injury, you know, I
could sue you.

Listen, I got to do some
books in my pocket.

You can have it. I got two ounces of really
good stuff to about it for me to make again.

I got ecstasy to come on.

I didn't do nothing to you.

Hey, hey, come here.

Come on. It's new here.

Far

below how boring.

Oh, OK, joke over.

You got me, but I didn't take anything.

Come on, let me out.

Let me out of here. Oh, what the silent
treatment.

To the. You know, why don't you call the
cops, come on.

Call the cops.

Have some kind of sick are you
going to bang me and eat me or are you.

So somebody out that you can scream all you
want.

Buildings vacant, but of course, you knew
that.

Expecting a call? Hello, Jimmy.

OK, OK, OK, Diane, when you're focused, you
turn up to the seat and he's going to eat you

up Wall Street.

Fucking crazy.

Yeah. Hey, he's going to do he's got me
tied, okay.

He's got to be worried about Jimmy.

Jimmy Carter is going to be tied up.

He's going to eat. Oh, please.

Hello, Jimmy.

Hello. OK, yeah, so, yeah, what's going on
there?

No, no, we're just a little burgio I got
tied up in the kitchen.

OK, yeah, you know, I'm not kidding.

What do you want to know?

She thinks you're Springer fucking asshole.

They don't say asshole Springer.

They get a bleep. OK, you know what to say.

Oh, what does it put you in a fucking
business?

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Cut it out. OK.

OK. You were right.

The subtle fuckface.

Careful the way you talk to me, Eddie
Tesauro.

His name is Eddie Tesauro.

What are you going to do with this car?

I don't know. I don't know.

I may chop them up into little pieces, wrap
them up in newspaper and deposit them in

various garbage cans around the city.

I remember when that was invoked.

Just go on your ski trip and and I'll let
you know the final lineup.

So, hey, Eddie Tesauro,
Eduardo Tesoro, huh?

OK, that's my personal stuff.

Well, you know, like people messing with
your personal stuff, huh?

Well, we got something in common, little
man, don't call me that.

You know something? You mean streak and you
know something about the same before?

Oh, no, no.

I told my mom, your father, your mother's
probably a hooker.

My mother's dead.

Probably hooked herself to death.

You know, I may be gone forever, perverse
how literate.

Hey, you ain't talking to me.

Oh, break my heart.

And on New Year's Eve, farewell world.

So long, Mary.

So let me know what you don't get away, you
stupid psycho stick.

Coocoo.

Well. I have.

Oh. By the way.

Thanks for the 87 bucks I found in your
beautiful wallet and bought some champagne

with you.

Good day in Pittsburgh.

Well, that puts you in front of a person,
Harry Reid, since last night on fucking only.

It was a CompuCredit for you.

You're pathetic. I would have bet the ranch
you'd be a good puker.

What I wouldn't give first.

Don't you make up your mind.

You want to puke or
do you want to total me?

See? That's the trouble with you young
people today.

They make up your minds and remember, the
decision you make today may affect your

entire life. I think you're having
a nervous breakdown, Paul.

Well, aren't you lucky to have a ringside
seat?

No fucking cattle dead serves you right.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, and he didn't know who fucking cat's
dead,

dead, dead, dead.

You're reaching her on the ball.

You got a call from the hospital she was
really to talk to.

She said, you love that mangy fleabag.

I was just waiting for
her to drop the bomb.

But I guess you want to keep the good news
to yourself.

Happy New Year. Yes, my name is Jimmy Zuhur,
James Zul and I have a cat in the hospital

right now at Tennessee.

His name is Tennessee.

OK, thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Let's got to Crawford.

Don't do it.

It's just the.

This photo.

Andre.

But, Greg.

Sort of how we got David.

Really? Well, let's see if we can find
something for you on second thought, I can

way. No, no, no, no, no, don't be silly.

I mean, I had a huge lunch and you're in
mourning and stuff, so forget it.

You're my guest. Besides, I always feed the
burglars.

That's why they keep coming back.

Look, really, it's OK.

I'm not hungry anymore.

A case by the Basco.

You like the Basco. Why?

Because I'm Mexican. Whose care you got,
muchacha was not a great cook or

Anything, but I can make something that's
very,

Very nice because,

You know, just stir it up like

This here.

And I got these from England.

I think you'll be amused by its lack of

Pretension as well.

Who are you?

Oh, I apologize to Mr.

Blair and this.

And just get like that, and I like that.

Ok. Sure.

You go,

Hey. He didn't spit in it or nothing, did you
any more prone to swapping bodily fluids with

strangers, especially burglars?

Come on. You go,

I go, and I know you are is kind of

like, no, no, I saw that.

I don't fucking believe this.

Yeah. Thank you.

This just. What is that?

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Well, I just wasn't present on your bed
before I left the

last time to go.

No. Oh, it was, you know, twice

scraped clean and I do it again, two oh oh
oh.

The Yellow Pages in the metal box, it was
just a book I was writing, it didn't mean

anything close a book.

I thought it was toilet paper.

It wasn't very observant.

What I didn't used to wipe my ass with, I
threw out.

Do you know how long it took me to write
that book?

So your book gave me a rash.

If you let me up my studio, I work for a
week.

Oh. What are you sorry?

You know what?

Let's make you a deal.

You let me go, I'll make it up to.

How? How are going to make it up to me?

You know the worst of everything, right?

I'll get the money and pay you back my book
you cannot replace my book can get no copy.

No, and I've got no copy.

Computer. No, no computer.

If I had a computer, you would have stolen
it.

You see, I wrote it in longhand like an
ancient scribe.

Stupid me thought that I put together what
it would be say.

OK, so I tell you the value of everything,
I'll get the money back.

Really, where are you going to get it?

I got some you got somewhere.

Where do you keep it? Hidden under a
dumpster. And he still.

No, in a bank. The bank, really.

What we're really, really savings are
checking savings are checking on each blue

diamond. Eddie Tesauro.

What bank. My bank.

What bank. Surely you know the name of this
great bank.

I don't know. You don't know.

What. Are you crazy.

What you got nothing.

Admit it. You're lying.

All right. All right.

All right.

I decided to get out of here.

You got your eggs that scare you?

Yeah, I mean, after all, how long can you
keep me on?

Yeah, hi, is Carmine there, please?

It's Jimmy Jimmy Zul, could you leave a
message for crazy come on me that I got a

sweet, beautiful package for.

I know all about specialty.

Top floor. Happy New Year.

Crazy Carmin, huh?

What's the specialty?

Uh, just a little thing he does with pigs
and mice and this is supposed to scare me.

Does it scare you? You don't know nothing
about me, wants to know you still.

Hey, I got to pee away right over the sink
in the sink because there's my sink.

What do you care? I'm not pissing on my
clothes.

Least give me a hand. Give you a hand?

Yeah, come on, take it out here, take it
out.

What's the matter? Is it a language problem
to take it out, sucker miller or.

He's afraid you might like it.

Fuck you.

What did I hit a nerve, huh?

Yeah, and then I could
show you a good time.

Yeah. I believe it finally find the prick
that's been

Robert Beattie turns out to be Tinkerbelle.

Why are you interested? You put me on,
right, I'll tell you what, why don't you

unzip me and if it starts to go, you got
your answer, then it starts to grow.

Get rid of a little body compulsory.

Oh, oh.

Just for your information, I'm straight.

OK, yeah. You're an actor, right?

And then we're getting back together.

Then swing both ways.

I'll tell you what. I'll take the figs and
you take them.

I've got I've got a piss.

How tall is my god damn pants.

He wouldn't want to sell me to come on wet
and stinking would you think.

You you know, the ball buster was right.

She said you got no fucking imagination.

Not a fresh idea in your fucking head.

I'm really going to be a mess.

How are you going to do? Come on, what are
you doing?

Get away. The I was just kidding.

I don't have to go. Jesus.

No, look, I don't have to go on a.

Sorry, like the XO for her nice smile, no
teeth and you like fruit, take a bite.

It's a pizza.

Shut up and told you I don't have to fake
it.

Hey, I don't know who these citizens are, US
work, but at the station they give you smoke

a cigarette, just one for New Year's.

For New Year's.

Oh, thanks.

Sure. Well, no, that's not funny.

He beats up people, knock them out, tie them
up, cut the clothes up the heat or smoke

another few. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,

Jimmy White.

So. Where's your date down in the in the
car.

Fantastic. Hey, yo,
come on, come on, buddy.

What do you want, darling?

I had no idea you'd be coming tonight.

You ready? She didn't say anything to me.

Oh, is this you said burglar, burglar,
burglar, buddy, pal, friend.

Combination type thing. Why is he naked?

Well, that's what I am not talking to you,
but I'm talking to you.

Angel bumps. OK, Chris.

Kate, before we talk up, Fred, I was just
coming down.

Fred, I was just I was just coming down.

Had to come all the way up here.

Oh, Jimmy Gable.

Fred. Jimmy Stewart.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year.

How's it going? Interesting.

Very interesting.

OK, look, I apologize.

Come on. Come on. Come
out. This is my home, please.

Yeah. Yes.

Fred Gable's. I'd like to introduce you to
Ed so he can't get up right now.

He's a little all tied up.

Yeah. So how's it hanging any loose.

Very champagne.

No, thank you, Jimmy.

We really should be going.

Why not? There's not as many people as the
other party, but the centerpiece is

definitely more original.

Fred, here for the gang.

Hang on to this one. Listen, we really
should, Fred, pick a number between one and

10. All right? The three wrong seven you
lose now take off your pants and lay down

petals. OK, I got you're an actor.

Just what they call off off off Broadway.

Hey, Jimmy. Might as well assume that
little thing we do with things in mice.

You know what this is? This is a joke.

Sick. Twisted, pathetic little joke.

What's the matter, you don't like figs,
boring and straight?

You said if this is your idea straight,
we're off for a wonderful gentleman.

Good luck. Whatever it is you do.

But.

James Jerrard, I don't know what the hell
you are up to, but I am going to get even

with you. And you, whatever you are, I just
want to say

before I leave, I hope you two are very
happy.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh,

they don't come back. I don't know what we
do for, like, oh yes, 20 seconds.

I do I.

What do you come up with this stuff?

Oh, I used to be a chronic like oh oh oh.

Come on. We take the straps of positions a
bit.

Oh no Capretto.

Oh come on. You only let me the fuck up.

I owe you. Come on.

Why would you let me up.

Because my little friend, I'm starting to
have a hell of a good time.

Oh, good for you.

You think because we put one over on the
ball breaker, that settles the score.

Did you forget about my book?

My novel? We're nowhere close to even.

You wrote it once.
You could write it again.

Yeah, sure I can.

Sure. I'll just sit around all day while the
servants cook and clean for me and I just

type away. Just keep stealing from your
rich.

And I hear you're good at that.

Just for that. You're not
going anywhere for a long time.

Fuck you, just remember, Jimmy, baby, unless
you're going to kill me sooner or later,

you're going to have to let me up and then
watch out, because when it comes to getting

even know, it's better than me.

Uh.

Happy New Year. I'm really sorry that I
can't stay, but I James.

Can this wait until later?

Where is the other serving tray?

It was right here.

Well. I don't know what I do to be
ridiculous.

You're not going anywhere.

I just want to go. I need to get going to
get what you're not going anywhere except to

the Bahamas with me.

Look at you. You are a complete disaster.

You need some sun, nine o'clock sharp
tomorrow morning.

I'll have someone pick you up.

Just check.

All right. Happy New Year, James.

I know that you're upset about Kate.

You hate her. No, hate
is such an ugly word.

Slight repulsion.

I'm sorry things are going so bad for
you if there's anything that I can do.

Please let me know.

OK, I've been thinking about this.

I really think that I could start over
again.

I could start writing again.

So if you could front me a little money for
the next three or four months was like, I've

got a much better idea and believe me, this
will be very good for you.

Would you give me that? So this is what
we're going to do, the market is down now.

And for me to raise that kind of cash, I
would have to sell at a loss.

So you're going to move in here with me?

Oh, we won't have to worry about anything.

And you can just write your little heart out
your home and I'll even proofread for you.

It's perfect.

Grown men, I need to
just hole up by myself.

Stand your attitude, any writer would give
his right arm for something like serious like

this. So you won't lend me the money that
you mean give.

I told you,

The market is down now.

Now it is settled there.

How about a tour of the house
coming, mingle and have a good time?

That went well.

These discussions with my Aunt Claire always
give me some new insight right now, I am the

lowest form of life on the planet.

At least the let alone on New Year's Eve.

MSME.

First, our schedule.

I was coming over here and I thought you
destroyed about a year's worth of work for

me, so you're going to give me some new
material?

I'm going to have an
in-depth interview with you.

You know, your life, your loves, your
innermost squalid thoughts.

But first, New Year's.

Yeah, yeah, that's a little John Deere.

Now, the two minutes we got to countdown,
you go slap it

up. There's more where that came from.

Oh, I know what to do to cheer you up at
the.

Note to Mablethorpe

Got.

Oh, man, oh, OK.

Testing one, testing one, two, three.

Dating back

30 seconds, we got a dead

Man wrestlers have jammed in The New York
Times.

What do you hear? It's been welcome.

In the New Year, all of life has begun its
journey from the celebration to rest at the

stroke of midnight. The countdown is now
underway.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,
three,

two, one.

Peter.

Four days of auld lang syne,

My dear, for days of auld lang syne, we'll
drink a cup

Of. Four days, zine.

As the night sky moves to

Make the journey to Times Square.

It means. He will have to make their way
home.

It is, however, obvious that No.

All day, I'll give it

Time and certainly know how to party, the
sounds

That you're hearing right now

Are the sounds of natural light berglas.

Cried Correction, sobbing

Oh, oh.

Know.

You can blow your nose, oh.

Oh. Oh, what's the matter?

Oh, oh.

What's the matter? I plan on spending New
Year's like crazy to make my reservation the

fucking October just to
make sure I wouldn't miss it.

That's the Marimo fucked up life.

No. You had a booking tonight and booking?

Yeah, I got this act, I do a few jokes, one
liners, and then like a strip kind of, but I

don't take it all off

If you have a job. What
are you doing robbing me?

I said I do a little routine.

I didn't say I was a big Hollywood star.

Howard, you know, I get back.

You don't have to steal, you steal.

He stole my heart

And you're pissing up a rope.

Think so, huh? You ever been married?

No, I'm not gay.

Hey, you're 38 years old and still single
in a town full of beautiful women and.

Well, it kind of strange, of course, it
could be.

Haven't found the right girl yet, but I
don't know.

You sure you're not American?

Could be a smart.

I was married at 19.

What the fuck am I talking about?

You're married? Yeah, I even got eight year
old daughter.

Your wild ride, Jhumpa.

New line about the dollar amount, you

Know, straight up solid this all.

So is my wife's idea got wife.

Baby. When he turned gay, so

Worked up about this gay thing.

Not.

And worked up. I'm not worked up about
anything, I'm not worked up, I'm I'm just

interested in how some people are married
and gay.

Well, it's not like we're a fucking
army, you know, gays, a word like tall.

Everyone's a little tall.

It's just how tall.

You didn't just make that up, did you?

Where'd you get that

From, my friend Ben? Another thief?

No, he's a writer. And Benjamin Bourdon.

Benjamin Bergman, Benjamin Bergman.

The novelist him to carry
for a while we were lovers.

And you these straps a little.

Not lining up, though, you
still got my legs and feet.

No funny stuff. Truth.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Hey, let's have a little smoking, a little
higher,

You can stuff doesn't work on me,

Push it a bit afraid if you get higher, let
me up.

I'm not afraid of anything.

And I'm not going to get high.

I'm not going to let you up.

All right. It's in my bag.

Tough guy.

Teresopolis.

O o o o o o o.

Let's continue with the interview.

Tell me about your wife.

Marci. Oh, she's remarried now.

She was my Juliet, I kissed the ground, she
sat on, then she got pregnant with Michelle

and then after

Old man and three brothers took turns, beat
me up, we got married.

What about your daughter, Griselda?

Do you see you're not allowed?

Someday, though, I give giving up Jimmy.

If you read the see.

Jimmy. Is, of course, that clock strikes
that girl, we couldn't get out of the house

for nothing, nothing, nothing.

You can rent a closet, you really fucking
charge.

What a crazy run off the merchandise.

I think I know you I've seen you someplace
where I see you had a whole bunch of them at

fist in the. That's right.

The fist in a plug. How do you write Eddie?

Eddie Long, if they get a pretty face, a
nice tight ass, you know, Stanley, without

you. Yeah. That's a little
prick based on my list.

I'm sorry. You were kind of this guy.

This guy fuck anything.

Dogs, cats and all that shit that.

I don't think it's good, Teddy.

It's good stuff to give it to him.

Only his gym even
swinging like doing great.

Yeah, that's me crazy swinging, Jimmy.

What's the game game plan or might I have
another world here?

Yes. A play in a different mood.

It was this is a bad joke.

I don't feel comfortable.
I just want you to relax.

You called us.

Yeah. We come over here and
then we get here and the joke's on.

No, it's not. It's not.

It's just it's a misunderstanding.

You know me a long time.

We work together now.

You owe.

Hey, come on.

Hey, I'll make you a deal.

So what's the deal that you like?

Good show freakishness, she said about me.

Can you give the first shot of my body to
this 20 to 20 hits?

The Good Stuff. Don't even make you want to
fuck these.

Where is it? I got it.

Just let me. Yeah. Well, you know, nothing
stops you from just taking off your ass right

now.

And if you can find it for his girlfriend,
it's about.

You know, I love to work, I am.

Tremblay's. The stuff.

This kid up.

This fucking guy. Yeah.

Oh, my

God. Oh, God.

So here we go.

Nice to see you, Jane.

Yes, you know, I ain't to sleep right here.

Three oh

Oh oh, you don't

Have to be today.

It's a tiny target, but I think they can pull
the trigger, only kill one faggot when we

start with. You see the light,

Oh, I can be why?

Oscar.

But you, Teddy, tonight, though, I got a
headache, wow, what a night, huh?

Huh? Make a pretty good actor myself,

you. So how does it feel, Jimmy, baby, huh?

So now don't you think you owe me a little
something up?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm glad

I'm

Not an animal like you are.

Would it break your balls if I had a drink?

No. You all know.

So I feel

I feel seriously, deeply,
gravely screwed up right now.

You know what just hit me, I've been an
actor for 20 years and.

Never had a true success, never nothing
where everyone stood up on their hind legs

and said, there's Jesus.

Look at him. I mean, I've worked those
commercials and some theater and soap opera

standard. Becherer.

And I think it was when Caroline
had me bent over the sink.

That I realized. It may be in the wrong
business.

And can you imagine doing something for 20
years?

No one day was special.

I know I'm going to do something special.

I'm going to write my book. I'm going to sit
down and write that book, but I need to be

alone. Can I spend the night?

Eddie. I just spill out the truth about my
life

In the Navy. You won't even know I'm here.

It doesn't matter. I'll be quiet like a
mile.

Does it matter? I know you're pissed off
because I gave you a hard time.

I look.

I apologize, I'm sorry.

Mr.. Site.

OK.

I just needed the pants.

I feel like Don Johnson, they don't throw
that stuff out and then I find another little

kitty place.

You can't replace Tennesse.

I want to do something.

We've been getting good to you

Where you started off kind of like an
asshole.

But at least it wasn't boring.

Don't let your freaky friends.

Certainly made an interesting centerpiece,
like for.

Well. Happening here.

New.

We get rid of this for me.

For.

You're going young, wonder why the

sun is rising.

Most definitely dangerous common

people are changing.

And if you're beautiful.

Crystal blue persuasion.

Chris. Persuasion.

Oh, yes.

It's a new vibration, Crystal.

Persuasion, Mr..

Persuasion. And everything's

going to see like.

I love

That song, so don't you give

Up now the reason reason you

Better look to your side
and then your man oh oh oh.

So this.

Oh, yes, yes.

Vibration. Crystal persuasion, crystal
persuasion.

Maybe it's a lie when he looks there on

every green field, every day, all

of this. In every nation,

every single.

Persuasion, crystal blue persuasion.

Hey.

Again. Maybe tomorrow.

Green.