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Okay,
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all we gotta to do is get through
the entire Tokyo Police Department,
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the Japanese Secret Service,
and a bunch of Special Forces dudes.
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Oh, right, right, right.
Without killing any of them. Yeah.
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Then we gotta fight our way through
a couple insane Japanese superheroes.
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No, I know, who aren't
our enemies. Yep.
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Then we gotta get
to the top of the tallest,
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most heavily defended building in Tokyo,
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probably uh, fight Lady Bullseye again,
who's already kicked your ass,
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and then, then, if we're
lucky enough to survive,
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kill your girlfriend's uncle.
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Look, look, look, look, don't worry.
She'll totally understand.
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I‐I know it's tough. Okay?
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I mean, she said you guys are family,
which means he's family.
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And‐and I've had
to kill family before,
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and yes, it sucks,
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but you know what's worse?
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Actually, I‐I‐I don't know
what's worse.
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Okay, uh, th‐this is
a terrible pep talk.
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Uh, here,
hold out your hands.
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Alright, you know what these are?
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Calluses.
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You're the best damn assassin
I've ever met, you're a monster. Okay?
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And when we turn this corner,
we're gonna walk up to that building
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and you're gonna fulfill
your destiny.
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And then I'm gonna go
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wherever the hell I deserve to go.
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Just just two dudes.
Two fates.
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One awesome ride. Right?
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I don't know about you,
but I'd watch the shit outta that movie.
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Psst.
‐ Huh?
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Hey, Yuki.
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Hey, over here.
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It's me, Bryce Fowler?
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We met at the, uh,
the Love Motel, you know?
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We fought on top of a car.
You tried to kill me?
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You look great, by the way.
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I‐I‐I‐‐ Did you do something different
with your hair or something?
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I can't put my finger on it.
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Right, right, right.
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Okay, uh, look, anyway,
I'm‐I'm‐I'm‐I'm here for Monkey?
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‐ Monkey?
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‐ Exactly, yeah, short guy,
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wears a suit,
little bit of a temper problem. Yeah.
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‐ Monkey is a noble warrior.
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He has my allegiance
if ever he were to call on Yuki!
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‐ Yeah, well, hey, ring‐ring.
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Hey, uh, will you grab Haruka?
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And meet us over in the alley
by the Burger King.
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What? That's impossible.
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Shinji?
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‐ We thought so too,
but it actually makes perfect sense.
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‐ They thought so too,
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but it makes
perfect sense.
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‐ But that would mean‐‐
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This is all for nothing.
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Wait. What about Akiko?
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Is she involved too?
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‐ Uh, no, no, no, no.
Akiko doesn't know.
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I mean, at least we hope
she doesn't.
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‐ Akiko is innocent.
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‐ Wait, how do you speak monkey?
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‐ I am speaking with the ghost
that's with the monkey.
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He speaks monkey.
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‐ Hold on,
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there's another ghost?
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‐ Oh yeah.
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And he's handsome
as all hell.
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Excuse me.
Clear the way. Coming through.
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Got a lot of hungry grunts
inside the building.
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Uh, I... I don't know.
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‐ Stop right there.
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‐ I'll take one of those.
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‐ Uh... uh... sorry, sir...
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they're only for guests
inside the party.
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‐ Silver Samurai is the greatest hero
in all of Japan.
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‐ No! I'm just trying
to do my job.
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‐ Your only job is
to feed Silver Samurai!
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I have been standing
around here for hours,
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now give me
a frickin' rice cake!
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Huh?
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They made me do it!
They made me do it!
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‐ Ohhhh shit.
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Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work
this time, bud.
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Hey, look!
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The pigs are attacking
the monkey!
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Let's get 'em!
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‐ Huh?
Everybody remain calm.
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Silver Samurai has everything
under control‐‐
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Traitors!
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I should have known.
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Protect the Prime Minister!
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‐ Aw shit, shit, shit, shit.
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‐ Chaos on election night.
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Violence erupts
in downtown Tokyo,
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and we have reports
that the monkey vigilante
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that has been terrorizing
the city lately
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may be at the center of it.
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I repeat: the so‐called
"Hit Monkey"
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may be at the center
of it all.
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Authorities are saying
to seek safety and shelter‐‐
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‐ He's coming for me.
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I know it.
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‐ No, Uncle,
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he's one of the good guys.
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He's my friend.
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‐ What are you talking about?
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You know this creature?
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‐ Ozu was behind it all.
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He orchestrated
Ken's assassination
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and almost got me killed.
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He also tried
to steal the election
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from the rightful candidate.
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Ozu was a terrible man!
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‐ What do you mean... was?
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‐ Monkey took care of him.
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‐ Ah‐‐
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And Bonsai Master, too.
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‐ Oh my god.
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‐ Look, I know
it sounds crazy,
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but Monkey is coming here
to protect you.
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He's coming here
to protect us all.
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We just have to wait for him.
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‐ My thoughts exactly.
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‐ End of the line, rodent!
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‐ You mess with the Monkey,
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you get the Cobra.
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‐ Hey, Fat Boy.
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I thought they locked you up.
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‐ Let me ask you:
how do you piss in that thing?
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Is there a cod‐piece?
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Or are you just free‐balling
under that skirt?
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‐ I'm obviously wearing pants!
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‐ Too easy.
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‐ Holy shit. I love watching
weirdos duke it out!
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Feel like I'm watching
pay‐per‐view!
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You know?
For free, though!
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‐ Okay, Monkey.
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One fastball special,
coming up.
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‐ Woo! Fastball special.
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Ha ha! Go ahead,
let 'em have it!
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‐ Huh?
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‐ Ho‐ho, you again. Wow.
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I mean, it's funny how we keep
meeting like this, yeah?
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Must be fate. Right?
Or destiny?
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Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Let's not ruin this moment with words.
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‐ Oh, you've gotta be shitting me.
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‐ Come on, little monkey.
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We're all dressed up
and ready to dance.
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What is it you want?
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Name your price.
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‐ Save your breath.
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I already work for you,
Prime Minister.
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Well, technically, I work
for Bonsai Master,
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but he worked for you.
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Right?
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Don't worry, boss.
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You're just bait.
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Monkey's here to kill you,
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and I'm here to kill Monkey.
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Once he's dead,
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your little secret
will be too.
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Now get back there, old man,
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before I lose my temper!
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You didn't think you could get away
from Silver Samurai, did you?
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‐ Holy shit! Where'd he go?
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Sword!
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Okay, that was badass.
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I mean, he definitely practiced it,
but still, you know, kudos.
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‐ Hey dude, we're running out
of real estate real quick here, man!
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Ohhh, shit!
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Whoa! Ho‐ho, yeah, man!
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‐ Huh?
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‐ Well, either that's a good sign
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or a really bad one.
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Don't go up there!
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She killed everybody!
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‐ Oh shit!
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Hi there.
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So glad
you could join us.
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You know, our first meeting was
so incredibly irritating,
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but I'm sure
as a fellow professional
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you understand why I didn't want
to just call that a draw.
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‐ Oh crap, crap, crap!
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‐ Hey! Drop it!
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‐ Ugh. So annoying.
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Here, little monkey‐monkey,
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Come out
and play‐ee‐yay.
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Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha! Ha!
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Ugh.
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Huh?
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Son of a bitch!
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‐ Jesus Louisus! She's terrifying!
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‐ Now what did that priest say
about salt?
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Oh right!
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What the shit?
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‐ Hello, Bryce.
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‐ Oh my... Oh my god.
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I have physical form.
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Oh, and it hurts!
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‐ I remember you, Bryce.
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From that Goldman Sachs conference
back in 2011.
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‐ Dammit!
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‐ You hit on me.
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‐ Oh yeah.
Yeah, I'm remembering.
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Not my proudest moment.
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‐ As I remember,
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I got the target
and you got stood up.
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But this'll be fun‐‐
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‐ You have to understand.
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I was frustrated with Ken.
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He was always
so impulsive.
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‐ What? What‐what‐what are you
talking about?
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Uncle, you are Prime Minister.
We gotta keep you safe.
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There's a helicopter on the roof.
Iymasho!
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Uh, uh, uh.
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Where do you think you're going?
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‐ Ah, shit.
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Oww!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Oh ho. Come on.
You got this.
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Holy shit! That hurts!
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Is that all you got?
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‐ Go! After them!
Save Akiko, man!
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No, it's fine, okay.
We are a team!
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‐ Ugh. You know, for a dead guy,
you look like shit.
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Bryce, Bryce, Bryce.
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You were always a worthless,
second‐rate assassin.
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‐ Can't argue with you there.
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But not so worthless
that I can't be a decent diversion.
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‐ That was for Ito‐san.
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Oh, there is a ghost.
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‐ Oh.
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Yeah. Hey.
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What the hell?
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Holy shit.
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‐ Stop.
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Akiko, stop.
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I have something
I have to tell you.
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I caused this.
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I'm responsible for all this death
and destruction.
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It was me.
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‐ Wha‐what? What was you?
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‐ Ken was losing the election!
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We were behind by ten points
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when we should
have been ahead by five!
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‐ What are you saying?
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‐ Bonsai Master approached me.
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He said that
Ken could be moved aside.
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That I could run
in Ken's place.
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That he would support
my agenda.
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Sure I'd have to make
a few concessions,
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but on all the things
we cared about,
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he would support us!
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I did it for the country!
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‐ You... killed Ken?
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‐ I did a horrible thing.
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And the worst thing is,
it worked.
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But then,
everyone started dying.
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And this monkey came back.
261
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,827
It's all gotten out of hand.
262
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,333
You have come for me,
haven't you, Monkey?
263
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:36,923
‐ Wait...
264
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,707
‐ You are the spirit of vengeance,
265
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,915
come to punish me
for my sins.
266
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:45,037
‐ No! Monkey, no!
267
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,707
You don't have to do this.
268
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,540
‐ No, Monkey!
269
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,462
Killing him is not the way!
270
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,208
He deserves to stand trial
in front of the country.
271
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,078
‐ Don't do it, pal.
272
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,498
Look, I've made
this mistake before, okay.
273
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,750
Akiko won't forgive you.
274
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,080
‐ Is that a ghost?
275
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,205
‐ I know, I know it'll cost me
a chance of ascending.
276
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,628
And we won't get the person responsible
for all this shit.
277
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:13,375
But there's‐‐ there's something tells me
that killing this selfish prick
278
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,665
isn't the answer.
279
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:18,577
And‐and‐and I know it won't give me
any kind of happy ending,
280
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:22,083
but I‐‐ Look, I'm willing to forgo that,
in order for you,
281
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,038
for you to have the happy ending.
282
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:29,787
Oh shit, wha‐‐
283
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,502
Oh for‐‐ Now what?
284
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,542
Oh! Holy shit.
285
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:38,922
Hey! Hey, hey, look!
Look, I'm ascending!
286
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,665
Oh my god!
287
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,077
Oh!
288
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:45,043
Oh, I get it.
I had to do the right thing.
289
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,210
Oh, that's what Baldy meant
by removing the seed of evil.
290
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,578
It was like,
the barren field was me.
291
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,333
I‐‐ Ha ha!
Oh, that cryptic jerk.
292
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:57,167
Holy shit. Oh, shit‐‐
Hey! Uh, Monkey!
293
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,922
Monkey. Look, I think‐‐
294
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,037
I think you know
how I feel about you, okay.
295
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,462
And I'm sorry
for ruining your life.
296
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,170
Just take care
of yourself, alright?
297
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,000
And remember to drink
plenty of water!
298
00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:16,632
‐ Shinji Yokohama,
299
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,575
I'm placing you under arrest
for the murder of Ken Takahara.
300
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,580
It can't end like this.
301
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:30,003
Ken's death
will not be in vain.
302
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,503
No!
303
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,880
Oh!
304
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,463
What did you do,
you animal?
305
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,708
‐ How did he get my gun?
306
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,290
‐ He was the only family I had!
307
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,038
God damn you!
308
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,788
‐ Monkey, you have
to get out of here.
309
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,210
No, Monkey, you've just shot
the Prime Minister!
310
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,833
Trust me,
you have to leave!
311
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,502
‐ May the road rise
to meet you.
312
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,127
May the wind be
always at your back.
313
00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:00,633
May the sun shine warm
upon your face.
314
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,213
May the rain
315
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,330
fall softly upon your fields
316
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,503
until we meet again.
317
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,497
Hi, guys. Nice to see you.
318
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:45,878
Yep.
319
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,455
Thank you.
Good to see you.
320
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,710
I'm going to make this right.
321
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,920
I will clear your name.
322
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,542
I promise you.
323
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,003
Yes, I put a juice box in there.
324
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,540
You told me, like, six times.
325
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,333
Mm, mm, mm.
326
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,537
‐ Huh?
327
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,293
‐ I can't tell you how happy
this whole image makes me.
328
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,878
Well, here's what happened.
329
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,325
Uh, you know,
I got to the afterlife,
330
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,633
and it was
an awesome place.
331
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,915
You know? Fire everywhere.
Super dramatic.
332
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,127
Uh, you know,
little bit like Reno, but better.
333
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:47,955
‐ Ahh!
334
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:50,248
‐ Slayer playing.
Dragons everywhere.
335
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,380
Really fun.
336
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,665
And I was like, psyched.
337
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,457
But I thought, "You know what?
As great as this place is,"
338
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,168
and it was great, really.
339
00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,077
I was like, you know what?
My friend's up there all alone,
340
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,713
still kind of learning
the ropes.
341
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:04,078
Uh, lots more killers to kill,
if you know what I mean.
342
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,753
And I think
he needs my help.
343
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,380
Anyway, the red dude,
he agreed, you know.
344
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,625
Made me sign a contract,
which I didn't read but who cares.
345
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,325
I mean, how's he ever gonna
hold me to it, right?
346
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,127
So I figure, you know,
we go to New York.
347
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,165
I have a great handler.
348
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,917
She, uh, she books me
on all my gigs,
349
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,077
and‐and right after we put
the fear of God in her
350
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,293
for booking me on this one,
351
00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:23,172
she'll definitely want
to take you on as a client.
352
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:26,127
Then we can earn some real coin.
You know what I mean?
353
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,878
Kill a whole bunch of assholes
who deserve to die
354
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:29,915
and maybe, uh,
355
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:31,712
you know, see the sights.
356
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,538
Oh, oh, by the way,
check this out. Look at this.
357
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:40,995
I know, right?
358
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,920
I mean, I figure
this could come in pretty handy.
359
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,210
Yeah, you know I picked up
a few things from Yuki. You know?
360
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,628
Ol' Brycey's back
in action, huh?
361
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,075
Here, let me clean
that up for you.
362
00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:00,375
Yeah. I mean, I'm still working on it.
363
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,165
You know, ten‐thousand hours.
364
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,080
That's what that, uh,
Gladwell said, right?
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