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I don't know... 5 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,041 grab a cup of coffee or something some time? 6 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:12,478 Uh, I'm-I'm gonna go pay. 7 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,347 You fixed the fridge. 8 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,151 Thank you for all you're doing to help. 9 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,819 You're too good to us. 10 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,955 You are still a junior in high school, 11 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,191 and you will not be going to visit your boyfriend 12 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:26,659 in Boston again 13 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,194 any time soon. 14 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,829 Well, that's gonna be a problem. 15 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:33,099 Oh, hey, you remember Elijah, right, from book club? 16 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,160 Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? 17 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,938 'Cause I was about to call my co-star for a booty call, 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,507 and you live across the country, 19 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,177 and I figured you were the better option. 20 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,417 Okay, Bug, are you ready? All right. 21 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:54,253 Okay, find C. Ah. Perfect. 22 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,722 Here. Yeah. There you go. Ready? 23 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,991 C, C, C. 24 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:02,728 C, B, A, B, C, D... 25 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,497 Ladies and gentlemen, 26 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:08,000 we are witnessing history in the making here. 27 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,302 We've got the famous, 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,270 stunningly talented 29 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:14,273 and beautiful mother/daughter music duo, 30 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,676 Kate Pearson, Rebecca Pearson, playing their very first 31 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,244 song ever together. 32 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,112 Here, this is where it all started. 33 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,334 - Daddy, you're distracting me. - You know what? 34 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,194 You're gonna want this for your Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 35 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,938 - induction ceremony, trust me. - Okay, Bug. 36 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,087 - You want to try it again? All right. - Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:30,690 C, C, C... 38 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,707 I do that only because I'm not sure! 39 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,209 Phone a friend! 40 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,478 - Phone a friend! - What? Phone a friend? 41 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,081 You do not phone a friend at the $16,000 level. 42 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,893 - Really? I don't... - Come on. Bug. 43 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,050 Bug, come, watch with us. 44 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,086 We just saw this teacher from the Midwest 45 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:03,055 - win $125,000. - Yeah. 46 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,424 You know, sometimes, I lie in my bed, 47 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:08,294 and I think about how sad my life is, 48 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:10,363 and then I come out here, and I see you two 49 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,098 glued to this couch watching Regis 50 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:14,333 and his monochromatic ties five nights a week, 51 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:17,737 and I think to myself, "Huh, it could be worse." 52 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,505 I like Regis's ties. 53 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:23,142 I'm going to Molly's, so try not to rage too hard while I'm gone. 54 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,145 Okay. 55 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:27,813 Geez. 56 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,083 We're not that sad. 57 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:32,818 No, no. 58 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,655 - Are we that sad? - No. 59 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,990 I went out with my work friends last month. 60 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,560 - I had a margarita. And you... - Wow. 61 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,181 ...you're dating, right? You're dating that woman you mentioned. 62 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,697 Marguerite, but it's not serious. 63 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,832 Oh, but still. 64 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,302 One margarita. One Marguerite. 65 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,971 See? We're fun. 66 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,306 Yes. 67 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,678 You know, um... 68 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,646 Rebecca, you... 69 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,648 you mentioned that you'd be, um, 70 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,750 open to getting yourself back out there, right? 71 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,987 Well, a friend of mine from work 72 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,589 told me about this speed dating thing 73 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,130 going on at Petey B.'s this weekend. 74 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,093 15 guys, 15 girls 75 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,239 sitting across from each other for three minutes at a time... 76 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:19,865 15 dates? That is way worse than one. 77 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,801 Rebecca. 78 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,904 It's time. 79 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,405 You can't just sit here with me 80 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,140 every night for the rest of your life. 81 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:42,097 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com. 82 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:46,292 Okay, Hailey, you want some sweet potato? 83 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,604 No sweet potato. 84 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,261 Thanks for putting the laundry away. 85 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,530 - You didn't have to do that. - No big deal. 86 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,866 I know you have a lot on your plate with Toby gone, 87 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,601 and I love doing laundry. 88 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,436 Mom, no one likes to do laundry. 89 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:01,207 I do. I love folding baby clothes. 90 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,620 It reminds me of when you guys were little. 91 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,311 Oh. 92 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,579 Hi. 93 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,681 Hey. How's my beautiful family? 94 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,660 We're good. We're just drawing, 95 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,486 and sweet potato-ing. Are you headed to the airport soon? 96 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,521 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 97 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,256 What's going on? 98 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,725 So, Amir invited a bunch of us to watch the Giants game 99 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,527 from his yacht on McCovey Cove 100 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,062 - tomorrow afternoon. - Whoa. 101 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,564 Baseball with the boss. 102 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,868 Yeah. Apparently, it's a very modest yacht. 103 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,569 But I can still fly home. 104 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,238 No, no, no, no, um... 105 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:35,174 No, you should do it. You know, get that time with Amir. 106 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,176 - Really? You sure? - Yeah. 107 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,444 As long as you explain to me 108 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:39,985 what a "modest yacht" is. 109 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,114 I think it's just a canoe with a toilet. 110 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,883 Thank you so much. 111 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,785 This means a lot. I love you. 112 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,653 Love you, too. 113 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,102 You know, I can stay with the kids tomorrow afternoon 114 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,458 while you go to school. 115 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,226 It's not a big deal. 116 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:59,432 You know what? You haven't been to the school since last year. 117 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:00,833 Do you want to meet us there? 118 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,135 Yeah. I would love that. 119 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,708 That's it. I knocked. I'm coming in. 120 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,453 Listen, they're doing something cute. Come here. Hurry. 121 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,957 Take a look. Come on. Hurry up, hurry up. You're gonna miss it. 122 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,657 - What? What? What are they doing? - Watch this. Look, look. 123 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,292 - Look at this. Watch this, watch this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 124 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,250 Hey, Nicky, Nicky. Hey, hey, bud. 125 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,511 Can you point to your sister? 126 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,754 There she is! 127 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,355 That's very good. 128 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,124 Look at that. Oh, she's clapping for him. 129 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,860 - Oh, what a good sister you are. Yeah. - Aw. 130 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,481 She's obviously such an empath, right? 131 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:30,863 - Proud of him, yeah. - I mean, 132 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,466 - that's not normal how kind she is. Yes. - No. 133 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,677 Such a good sister, huh? 134 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:35,878 Hey, Maddy, I'm gonna order a smoothie. 135 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,346 Do you want one? I don't know. I'm just... 136 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,771 I'm feeling a little snacky. 137 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,015 Uh, no, thanks. 138 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:41,140 - Hey, Kev. - Hey. 139 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,186 You know what? I forgot. You got a big weekend, huh? 140 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,644 Uh... It's just... 141 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,924 going to Pennsylvania for 48 hours to check on the house 142 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,482 that I'm building for my mother. 143 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,083 Wow. 144 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,544 That's the side of celebrities that people don't get to see. 145 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,556 Eli and I were just hanging out. 146 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:58,901 You were hanging out in the bedroom? 147 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:01,127 Uh, yes, Kevin, because I am a grown woman. 148 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,062 Also we were mainly watching YouTube videos. 149 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,031 Elijah, shush. 150 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:08,539 But the kids are gonna miss their daddy so much, aren't you? 151 00:06:08,563 --> 00:06:09,682 Yeah. 152 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:10,836 Yes, you are. 153 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,205 Hey, um, 154 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,841 we were going to take them to the zoo tomorrow. 155 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,512 Are you okay with missing first zoo? 156 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,181 Yeah. Yeah. No, it-it's fine, it's fine. 157 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,415 You can have first zoo. 158 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,277 They watched their first episode of Entourage 159 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,163 - this morning with me, so I am all set... - Oh. 160 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,888 ...as far as formative experiences go. 161 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,322 - Hey, Kev. - Huh? 162 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,024 Should you and I exchange numbers? 163 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,927 - You know, just in case. - Yeah. 164 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,596 - That's a great idea. What's yours? - No, no, no. 165 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,832 Just AirDropped it to you. Poof! 166 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,702 It's in your phone. 167 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,630 - Hey. - Hey. 168 00:06:58,685 --> 00:06:59,785 What're you doing? 169 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,921 Well, I'm officially at my lowest point 170 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,589 since the divorce was final last month. 171 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,959 Matty left for five days with Ryan, and... 172 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,762 currently cleaning up his Pokémon cards 173 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,263 and trying not to cry. 174 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,066 Um, listen, I have an idea. 175 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,768 Why don't you 176 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,703 come out with me to the cabin this weekend? 177 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,872 There's an extra room, and Uncle Nicky's supervising 178 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,007 the construction. I'm sure he'd be... 179 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,375 happy to see you. 180 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,978 Oh, and he's bringing his new girlfriend. 181 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,814 Uh... I mean, yeah, I could... 182 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,583 I could do that, maybe. 183 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,553 Wait, is this a sex thing? 184 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:35,754 Oh. 185 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:38,891 Um... No. 186 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,759 No? I mean, 187 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,461 we are both adults, right, 188 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,106 who have slept with each other in the past. 189 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,565 Uh, we're both very single, 190 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:47,933 both very lonely. 191 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,069 I don't know. What's-what's your temperature 192 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,704 on this being a sex thing? 193 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,772 I mean, I could go either way. 194 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,034 It'd be nice to know, though, 195 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,842 'cause it'll change my packing and grooming. 196 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,911 Of course. Yeah. 197 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,247 I mean, am I open to it? Yes. 198 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,315 Am I expecting it? No. 199 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,684 Did I ask you with that in mind? 200 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,120 No, but then-then you said, 201 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,922 "Is this a sex thing," and I-I... 202 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,423 - I perked up. - Oh, my God. 203 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,826 Send me the address. I'll be there by tomorrow afternoon. 204 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,628 See you there. 205 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,266 Hey. Greetings, 206 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,767 wife of mine. 207 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,069 How's things? 208 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,537 Hmm... 209 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,343 Mm... Mm. 210 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,811 - Whoa. - Mm. 211 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,648 - Good day? - Good day? 212 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,483 Not really. 213 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,184 I'd say it was a borderline crappy day. 214 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,186 There's meetings and red tape, 215 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,989 - lackluster lunch salad. - I keep telling you, you have 216 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,658 - to have a carb at lunch, baby. - Yes. 217 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:46,813 I told you that. 218 00:08:46,814 --> 00:08:48,094 Get a potato in there somewhere. 219 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,828 But it is Friday night, 220 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,530 and I have the entire weekend ahead of me 221 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,232 with my beautiful, overworked wife. 222 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:56,168 Including a romantic dinner tomorrow night 223 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,704 at the Thai spot on 9th Street with that branzino. 224 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,473 Ooh, the branzino. That's a sexy fish. 225 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,442 Okay, and after that, I'm thinking maybe we 226 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,544 - do a little dancing. What? What? - No. No. 227 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,023 I'm gonna have to burst this fantasy bubble 228 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,213 before I get too depressed. 229 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,049 We can't do tomorrow night. 230 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,319 Sí, se puede. We can, and we must. Why? Why? 231 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,121 Um, because Deja said that Malik is in town for 24 hours 232 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,134 and wants to have dinner with us tomorrow night... 233 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,993 Correction, make dinner for us tomorrow night. 234 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,461 He wants to make us dinner? 235 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,730 - Mm-hmm. - What's his game? 236 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,499 I don't know, but it smells a little branzino to me. 237 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,201 Huh. 238 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,337 Well, maybe it's an apology 239 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,839 for participating in her secret trip to Boston 240 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,408 and the lying and the... stuff I don't like to talk about. 241 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,111 I hope it's an apology, but I don't know. 242 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,747 - Hmm. - Kind of feel like we need to... 243 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,182 "worst case scenario" this bish. 244 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,384 You go. 245 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,119 Okay. 246 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,021 Well, obviously, 247 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,090 - she's pregnant. Go. - God. 248 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,592 - They went to Vegas... - Mm-hmm. 249 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,861 ...and eloped while we were sleeping. 250 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,263 - Not preggo, just married. You go. - Okay. 251 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,533 Malik brings out dessert and there's an engagement ring 252 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,202 in Deja's soufflé, 253 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,704 and he proposes to her in front of all of us. 254 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,206 He pulls me out onto the back porch 255 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,743 before he proposes to ask for permission, and, uh... 256 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,045 I don't know, he chooses the back porch because 257 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,825 - we've had some really good talks out there... - Play the game, Randall. 258 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:16,889 Um... 259 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,284 You go. 260 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,420 Deja wants to adopt Malik's daughter, 261 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,490 and they move in here together and live with us forever. 262 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,096 - We need a new game. - Mm-hmm. 263 00:10:34,489 --> 00:10:37,391 All right. 264 00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:39,626 What do you think? 265 00:10:39,727 --> 00:10:41,294 Hat or no hat? 266 00:10:41,396 --> 00:10:43,263 Uh, no hat. 267 00:10:43,364 --> 00:10:46,133 Guys in hats are usually trying to hide their hair, and you have 268 00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:47,567 - great hair. - Oh. 269 00:10:47,668 --> 00:10:49,269 I really like your curls. 270 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:51,138 What about my lipstick, is it too much? 271 00:10:51,239 --> 00:10:54,541 No. You look, um... very nice. 272 00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:57,044 It's too much. 273 00:10:57,145 --> 00:10:58,311 Okay. 274 00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,881 All right. 275 00:11:00,982 --> 00:11:03,450 - You ready for this? - Not at all. 276 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:06,253 Okay, let's see, um... 277 00:11:06,354 --> 00:11:08,855 I have three children, 278 00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:10,724 all the same age, 279 00:11:10,825 --> 00:11:13,894 and I currently live with my daughter. 280 00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:16,396 Actually, I'm-I'm not divorced. 281 00:11:16,497 --> 00:11:18,532 I'm a widow, actually. 282 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:21,068 I know, sad, sad, sad. 283 00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:23,203 There was a fire, 284 00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:25,605 and our whole house burned down. 285 00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:28,542 We lost almost everything. 286 00:11:28,643 --> 00:11:30,544 He didn't even die in the fire. 287 00:11:30,645 --> 00:11:32,045 He died of a heart attack 288 00:11:32,146 --> 00:11:33,513 in the hospital after. 289 00:11:33,614 --> 00:11:35,159 He saved the dog. 290 00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:36,917 They call it a widowmaker. 291 00:11:37,018 --> 00:11:38,290 I wasn't even in the room. 292 00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:40,020 I was eating a candy bar. 293 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:42,856 I don't think I'm doing great. 294 00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:44,958 Yeah, me neither. 295 00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:46,827 Oh, by the way, I'm Miguel, 296 00:11:46,928 --> 00:11:48,662 and I'm divorced. 297 00:11:48,763 --> 00:11:51,041 I live in a different state from my kids, and they hate me. 298 00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:52,699 Oh, hi, Miguel. I'm Rebecca. 299 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,302 I'm a widow who can't seem 300 00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:57,104 to stop talking about her husband's death. 301 00:11:58,573 --> 00:12:01,041 Oh, um, 302 00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:03,810 if this next one's a dud, can we just get out of here? 303 00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:05,812 - Deal. - Great. 304 00:12:05,913 --> 00:12:07,581 See you soon. 305 00:12:15,723 --> 00:12:18,325 - Hi. - Rebecca. 306 00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:19,526 Matt Dickson, 307 00:12:19,627 --> 00:12:21,962 from the PTA. 308 00:12:22,063 --> 00:12:23,763 It's nice to see you again. 309 00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:25,365 It's good to see you, too. 310 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:27,434 How are you? 311 00:12:28,736 --> 00:12:30,604 Okay, so, today is officially 312 00:12:30,705 --> 00:12:33,273 take most of your family to work day. 313 00:12:33,374 --> 00:12:35,275 I brought Jack 314 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:38,979 - and Hailey and my mom, Rebecca. - Hi. 315 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,649 Yeah, and she's actually a really great piano player. 316 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,418 - I'm okay. - No, she's really great. 317 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,021 So, I figured, for our jam session today, we could have 318 00:12:48,122 --> 00:12:50,891 a guest musician. What do you think, Mom? 319 00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:56,329 Oh, my God. They're gonna kill you. 320 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,198 When are you gonna tell them? 321 00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,933 We're thinking right before dessert. 322 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:01,334 Malik's making blueberry pie. 323 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:02,502 Smart. 324 00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:03,814 You got to butter them up beforehand. 325 00:13:03,838 --> 00:13:04,948 Stroke their egos a little bit. 326 00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:07,407 Ask about Dad's addiction initiative thing. 327 00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:08,628 He loves talking about that. 328 00:13:08,676 --> 00:13:10,977 Annie, you still got knock-knock jokes? 329 00:13:11,078 --> 00:13:13,146 I feel like I've aged out of knock-knock jokes. 330 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:16,683 Well, if I need help, I'll give you the signal, okay? 331 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:23,979 - What are you ladies conferencing about? - Algebra. 332 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,258 - Knock-knock jokes. - Nothing. 333 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:27,427 Oh, I miss your knock-knock jokes, Annie. 334 00:13:27,528 --> 00:13:30,030 Hey, brother of mine. 335 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,367 Hey, so I'm in a car headed to the mom house. 336 00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,236 Uncle Nicky's there on the ground floor, 337 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,138 and Cassidy's coming this weekend, so... 338 00:13:38,239 --> 00:13:39,449 Whoa, war vet Cassidy? 339 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:40,551 Like, Nicky threw a chair at her, 340 00:13:40,575 --> 00:13:41,695 and then you slept with her? 341 00:13:41,742 --> 00:13:43,276 Well, I mean, that's a bit reductive, 342 00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:44,644 but... yeah, her. 343 00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:46,446 Oh, man, I did not see that one coming. 344 00:13:46,547 --> 00:13:49,049 Huh. Coming down the home stretch, 345 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:50,250 seemingly out of nowhere, 346 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,728 beating out all the local favorites, 347 00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:53,320 passing Sophie, passing Madison, 348 00:13:53,421 --> 00:13:55,488 passing Zoe, my African-American cousin. 349 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:57,557 Can she do it? Yes! 350 00:13:57,658 --> 00:14:00,560 It's Cassidy by a hundredth of a second. 351 00:14:00,661 --> 00:14:02,095 It's not like that at all. 352 00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:03,964 Believe it or not, there are people out there 353 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,465 that are capable of having 354 00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:08,068 casual, consensual, you know, 355 00:14:08,169 --> 00:14:09,970 "we're both hot, so let's just do it" sex. 356 00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:13,039 And you, my brother, are not one of them. 357 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,375 You try to have a one-night stand, 358 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,577 and you wind up with twins. 359 00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:20,046 You are the world's strangest 360 00:14:20,147 --> 00:14:21,881 serial monogamist. 361 00:14:21,983 --> 00:14:23,883 Okay, well, I'm here, so, um, 362 00:14:23,985 --> 00:14:26,086 thank you for the most useless conversation ever. 363 00:14:26,187 --> 00:14:28,555 Yeah, man. You have fun at your couples retreat, 364 00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,156 and do me a favor. 365 00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:31,992 Try not to propose, okay? 366 00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:33,393 You know how you get. 367 00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,161 Thank you, Randall. 368 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:39,065 Hey! 369 00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:42,269 Good to see you. 370 00:14:46,073 --> 00:14:48,341 Married three times, but they never stuck. 371 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,710 You know, I wasn't that great at it 372 00:14:50,811 --> 00:14:52,371 because I was always traveling for work. 373 00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:54,114 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 374 00:14:54,215 --> 00:14:56,483 But I do have two beautiful children that made 375 00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:58,985 - the divorces, you know, worth it. - Hmm. 376 00:14:59,086 --> 00:15:00,720 She has three marriages, and I have none, 377 00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:02,181 so, I think between the two of us, 378 00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:05,125 - we almost make a normal person. - Yes. 379 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:07,394 So, what do you think? 380 00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:09,195 Ah, I think she seems 381 00:15:09,297 --> 00:15:10,397 surprisingly lovely. 382 00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:12,866 I mean... 383 00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:14,434 Sometimes I worry, you know. 384 00:15:14,535 --> 00:15:16,803 I mean, she's been a flight attendant, you know. 385 00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:18,705 She's... you know, 386 00:15:18,806 --> 00:15:20,340 been around all sorts of guys. 387 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:23,510 - Oh, well... - I just, you know, sometimes I worry 388 00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:25,979 that maybe I'm just a port in her storm, you know. 389 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,447 Oh, here's a curveball, 390 00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:30,050 she brought an overnight bag for tonight. 391 00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:31,718 - Brought an overnight bag? - Mm-hmm. 392 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:33,219 Wow. 393 00:15:33,321 --> 00:15:34,561 - We're going there? - Oh, yeah. 394 00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:36,890 Ah, I mean, have you guys consummated yet, or...? 395 00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:38,892 - Would you keep your voice down? - I'm sorry. 396 00:15:38,993 --> 00:15:40,037 - No. - You know, she's not listening 397 00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:41,104 - to what we're saying. - Shh! 398 00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:42,495 - Shh! - Sorry. 399 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:44,864 No, we have not. 400 00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,233 It's been more than a little time since I've, you know, 401 00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:49,202 made love to a real, live woman. 402 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:51,705 A real, live woman? 403 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:54,040 What do you mean by that? That's just... Listen. 404 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:56,409 Just do it. Just do it. 405 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,088 - Right. - I'm sure you'll remember, you know. 406 00:15:58,112 --> 00:16:00,213 - It's not that complicated. - Right. 407 00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:02,082 Oh, so, what about, uh... 408 00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:03,550 you and Cassidy, uh, 409 00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:05,262 you guys gonna sleep together this weekend? 410 00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:06,886 It's complicated. 411 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:09,622 Oh, yeah. 412 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,891 Oh, that salad looks great. 413 00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:14,661 - Yeah, not bad, right? - So, you guys met on the plane? 414 00:16:14,762 --> 00:16:15,895 Yes. 415 00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:18,865 He was belligerent and very, very disruptive. 416 00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:21,935 And she was unhelpful and unfriendly. 417 00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:23,503 Hmm. 418 00:16:23,604 --> 00:16:25,539 Got to love that initial first spark, you know what I mean? 419 00:16:25,563 --> 00:16:26,567 Yeah. 420 00:16:26,592 --> 00:16:27,908 I always say my Uncle Nicky's an acquired taste. 421 00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:28,984 Tell me about it. 422 00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:30,276 Hey, tell-tell Kevin 423 00:16:30,378 --> 00:16:31,778 what you think of The Manny. 424 00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:33,990 - Nicky. Nick... No, that's terrible. - Go on, tell him. 425 00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:36,082 - She hates it. - Oh, my God. 426 00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:38,718 - She hates it. She thinks it's really dumb. - I... 427 00:16:38,819 --> 00:16:40,887 So rude. Would you stop... 428 00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:42,222 ...eating my chicken. 429 00:16:42,323 --> 00:16:45,825 Can my Uncle Nicky be a closet lady killer? 430 00:16:45,926 --> 00:16:47,460 They're very cute. 431 00:16:47,561 --> 00:16:49,095 - Can you pass the salad? - Yeah. 432 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,466 - Thank you. - New love. 433 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,402 It's quite nice. 434 00:16:55,503 --> 00:16:56,936 Yeah. 435 00:17:00,746 --> 00:17:03,125 Oh, gosh. Okay, so that's Randall, that's Kate... 436 00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:05,694 Oh, um, and my son, Kevin, 437 00:17:05,795 --> 00:17:09,382 is in Los Angeles trying to be an actor. 438 00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:10,716 - An actor? - Mm-hmm. 439 00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:12,534 Wow, and how do you feel about that? 440 00:17:12,635 --> 00:17:15,704 It seems impossible to me, but, um... 441 00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:17,606 part of me is just proud that he 442 00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:18,807 has the guts to do it, 443 00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:20,809 - you know? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 444 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:22,778 I wanted to be a detective. 445 00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:25,948 - Really? - Yeah. That was always my big dream. 446 00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:27,983 Well, you-you could still be a detective. 447 00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:29,518 - You think so? - Yeah. 448 00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:32,287 I mean, I don't want to brag, but I am really good at guessing 449 00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:34,289 who did it on Law & Order. 450 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,959 See, I never know who did it. 451 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,661 I always just assume it's the first person. 452 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,206 No, you... That's your first problem. 453 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:42,350 It's never the first person, 454 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:43,665 and also, it's never the person 455 00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:44,967 that works at the pizzeria. 456 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,234 Ah. 457 00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:47,769 I am learning so much right now. 458 00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:51,940 Ah... 459 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,209 - I-I have to... - This was really fun. 460 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,844 It was nice to catch up with you, Matt. 461 00:17:55,945 --> 00:17:57,813 - This was nice. - Yeah. 462 00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:05,621 Hi. I'm Ren. I like your vibe. 463 00:18:05,722 --> 00:18:08,523 - Hi. I'm... - Rebecca? 464 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,792 I'm-I'm so sorry to interrupt. Uh... 465 00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:13,228 I don't know if the, you know, speed dating police 466 00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,631 are gonna arrest me for speeding or something, 467 00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:18,367 but I was wondering... 468 00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:20,736 do you want to get coffee with me 469 00:18:20,837 --> 00:18:22,371 - after this? - Um... 470 00:18:22,472 --> 00:18:24,673 Yeah. 471 00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,575 I'd love that. 472 00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:29,044 - Me, too. - Okay. 473 00:18:33,016 --> 00:18:35,684 I have a ferret. 474 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:37,919 Oh... 475 00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:39,388 Seriously? 476 00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:41,249 It's like you're Photoshopped. 477 00:18:42,992 --> 00:18:45,427 You know what? Makes me nervous just to imagine 478 00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:47,462 what might be going on under that blanket. 479 00:18:47,563 --> 00:18:49,931 I'm proud of the old man. 480 00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:52,934 Listen, um... 481 00:18:53,036 --> 00:18:55,337 Would you want to help 482 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,839 Nicky oversee the construction here 483 00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:00,308 on the days you don't have Matty? I mean, 484 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,611 - I could pay you for it. - I don't need your charity. 485 00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:05,013 It's not a charity thing. It's a... 486 00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:06,954 It's a "the contractor told me that Uncle Nicky 487 00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:08,696 threw a stapler at him" thing. 488 00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:10,118 And since you, 489 00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:13,155 since you managed classified operations in Afghanistan, 490 00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:16,625 I figure maybe you could handle a contractor and my uncle. 491 00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,427 I'll think about it. 492 00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,829 You'll think about it? Very good. Well, you think away. 493 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,330 Thinking. Still thinking. 494 00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,470 Thank you. 495 00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,085 What? 496 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:34,911 Nothing. 497 00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:40,417 Hey, do you want to go get ice cream or something? 498 00:19:41,819 --> 00:19:43,520 - Yeah, sure. Yeah. - Yeah? 499 00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:45,355 Let's go. 500 00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:55,732 There you go. 501 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,567 Gnocchi looks... 502 00:19:57,668 --> 00:20:00,036 excellent, Malik. 503 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,871 Thank you. Everybody, 504 00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:03,840 please, dig in. 505 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,083 Um... 506 00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:17,287 We had wanted to apologize 507 00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:19,722 for the weekend that Deja came to Boston. 508 00:20:19,824 --> 00:20:23,393 We should've handled that differently for sure. 509 00:20:23,494 --> 00:20:26,262 I know that you guys have already spoken with Deja, but... 510 00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:28,308 I wanted to get a chance to look you both in the eyes 511 00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:31,334 and apologize myself as well. 512 00:20:31,435 --> 00:20:33,169 It was definitely a mutual decision. 513 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,210 Thank you for saying that, Malik. 514 00:20:40,311 --> 00:20:41,444 And may I just say 515 00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:44,347 that, um... this is 516 00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,516 the best butter sauce I've ever tasted, so... 517 00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:48,985 Thank you. Brown butter. 518 00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:53,196 Um, Mom, how's it going at the dance studio? 519 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,220 I'd love to hear about it. 520 00:20:54,244 --> 00:20:55,825 - What? - That's very nice, Tess. 521 00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:58,728 It's unusually nice, Tess. Yeah, work is fine. 522 00:20:58,829 --> 00:21:02,098 Busy, finding my way, but... 523 00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:05,468 You know... it's good. Thanks for asking, 524 00:21:05,569 --> 00:21:07,237 for the very first time ever. 525 00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:12,141 Does anyone want to hear a knock-knock joke? 526 00:21:12,243 --> 00:21:14,644 - Okay, what's going on? - Hmm... 527 00:21:14,745 --> 00:21:16,079 - What? What? - What? 528 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,524 You two are making eyes at each other, 529 00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:19,182 and not the normal lovey-dovey eyes, 530 00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:21,017 okay, it's the "we're up to something" eyes. 531 00:21:21,118 --> 00:21:24,587 And Tess is showing unusual interest in things she is 532 00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:26,608 off-the-charts uninterested in, and I ain't heard 533 00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,235 a knock-knock joke in this house for a clean seven years, 534 00:21:28,259 --> 00:21:30,593 so what's going... You're tugging your ear. 535 00:21:30,694 --> 00:21:32,405 - Why's she tugging her ear? What's tugging that ear? - What's she doing? 536 00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:34,040 - I'm getting a C in Algebra. - What? 537 00:21:34,064 --> 00:21:35,308 But you've been working with a tutor. What the... 538 00:21:35,332 --> 00:21:37,066 It's a tactic. It's all tactics. 539 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,335 - They're tactics. Spill it. - Yeah, you right. 540 00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:41,204 Now. 541 00:21:43,173 --> 00:21:45,742 I'm finishing out this school semester next month, 542 00:21:45,843 --> 00:21:47,644 and I'm moving to Boston with Malik. 543 00:21:55,252 --> 00:21:56,486 Knock, knock! 544 00:22:09,171 --> 00:22:11,806 - Thank you for the coffee. - Oh, you're welcome. 545 00:22:11,907 --> 00:22:13,408 And I would've sprung for the muffin. 546 00:22:13,509 --> 00:22:15,076 Oh, the muffin would've been moving 547 00:22:15,177 --> 00:22:17,679 a little too fast for me, but... 548 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:20,048 I had a lot of fun. 549 00:22:20,149 --> 00:22:22,050 - Me, too. - Mm. 550 00:22:22,151 --> 00:22:23,885 A-And next time we go out, 551 00:22:23,986 --> 00:22:26,106 I promise I won't make you date seven guys beforehand. 552 00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:28,857 Deal. 553 00:22:34,997 --> 00:22:36,364 I'll call you. 554 00:22:36,465 --> 00:22:38,199 I'd like that. 555 00:22:59,488 --> 00:23:02,290 ♪ But everybody's like, Cristal, Maybach, diamonds ♪ 556 00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:04,626 ♪ On your timepiece, jet planes, islands ♪ 557 00:23:04,727 --> 00:23:07,762 ♪ Tigers on a gold leash, we don't care ♪ 558 00:23:07,863 --> 00:23:10,064 ♪ We aren't caught up in your love affair ♪ 559 00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:13,101 ♪ And we'll never be royals ♪ 560 00:23:13,202 --> 00:23:14,536 ♪ Royals ♪ 561 00:23:14,637 --> 00:23:16,805 ♪ It don't run in our blood ♪ 562 00:23:16,906 --> 00:23:19,574 ♪ That kind of luxe just ain't for us ♪ 563 00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:21,409 ♪ We crave a different kind of buzz ♪ 564 00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:23,144 ♪ Let me be your... ♪ 565 00:23:23,245 --> 00:23:25,380 - Hey! - Are you still on the boat? 566 00:23:25,481 --> 00:23:29,050 No. I'm actually walking back to the car, and for the record, 567 00:23:29,151 --> 00:23:32,453 it was not a canoe. Legit yacht. 568 00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:35,056 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 569 00:23:36,058 --> 00:23:38,293 No. 570 00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:40,795 We're at the school with my mom, and she's... 571 00:23:40,896 --> 00:23:42,263 so happy. 572 00:23:42,364 --> 00:23:44,299 W-We're happy. 573 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,901 Finally in a good place and... 574 00:23:47,002 --> 00:23:49,204 It just took a long time to get here, Tobe. 575 00:23:49,305 --> 00:23:52,240 How many bumps in the road? Like 30 years of bumps. 576 00:23:52,341 --> 00:23:54,442 We just lost so much time. 577 00:23:54,543 --> 00:23:56,244 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 578 00:23:56,345 --> 00:23:58,913 You still have time. 579 00:23:59,014 --> 00:24:02,450 Kate, you-you still have a lot of time. 580 00:24:02,551 --> 00:24:05,720 Nice. Sounds so good. 581 00:24:06,755 --> 00:24:08,857 But, Tobe, I've got to tell her tonight. 582 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:10,792 I understand, I'm sorry. 583 00:24:10,893 --> 00:24:12,927 I love you so much. 584 00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:14,762 Love you. 585 00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:16,965 Okay. Bye. 586 00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:18,433 Bye. 587 00:24:27,977 --> 00:24:30,411 You're joking, right? 588 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,748 I took on three extra A.P. classes 589 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,283 this semester, 590 00:24:35,384 --> 00:24:37,252 so, technically, that gives me 591 00:24:37,353 --> 00:24:39,921 enough credits to graduate. 592 00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:42,824 And I can take the G.E.D. in December, 593 00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:45,360 - with your permission. - Permission not granted. 594 00:24:45,461 --> 00:24:47,328 - Take a breath, babe. - Uh... 595 00:24:47,429 --> 00:24:48,663 You two, go upstairs, please. 596 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,042 Harvard does offer classes for current high school students 597 00:25:01,143 --> 00:25:03,378 and students that are looking to take a year off. 598 00:25:03,479 --> 00:25:05,713 It would essentially be like a gap year, 599 00:25:05,814 --> 00:25:07,425 and then I'd apply to college in the fall. 600 00:25:07,449 --> 00:25:08,769 Enough. You don't have to show us 601 00:25:08,851 --> 00:25:10,251 the whole PowerPoint presentation. 602 00:25:10,352 --> 00:25:11,997 You know what, Deja, you're 17 years old. 603 00:25:12,021 --> 00:25:13,655 You're a junior in high school. 604 00:25:13,756 --> 00:25:15,116 You're not dropping out to move in 605 00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:16,670 with your boyfriend in another state. 606 00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:19,527 It wouldn't be dropping out. It would be graduating early. 607 00:25:19,628 --> 00:25:20,805 I promise, we would be doing 608 00:25:20,829 --> 00:25:22,096 a lot of studying. 609 00:25:22,197 --> 00:25:23,998 I-I mean, we hold each other accountable. 610 00:25:24,099 --> 00:25:26,434 - We encourage each other. - I bet you do. 611 00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:29,070 - That's rude. - I'm rude? 612 00:25:29,171 --> 00:25:30,611 I'm sorry, this whole thing is rude. 613 00:25:30,706 --> 00:25:32,173 Y'all are rude. 614 00:25:32,274 --> 00:25:35,043 You are not old enough to make this kind of decision. 615 00:25:35,144 --> 00:25:38,024 - Oh, now I'm not old enough? - What are you talking about, man? 616 00:25:39,415 --> 00:25:42,817 All those times you told me I'm "wise beyond my years"? 617 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,687 It's because I am, Randall. 618 00:25:45,788 --> 00:25:47,989 I've lived a lot 619 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:51,826 more life in my 17 years 620 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:54,595 than a lot of people twice my age, 621 00:25:54,697 --> 00:25:58,266 and you, out of anyone in this world, 622 00:25:58,367 --> 00:25:59,901 knows that best. 623 00:26:09,345 --> 00:26:10,445 - Randall. - Hmm? 624 00:26:10,546 --> 00:26:12,324 Can you take a breath and have a conversation? 625 00:26:12,348 --> 00:26:15,383 - Can we do that? - No, we can't, Beth. 626 00:26:15,484 --> 00:26:18,086 'Cause I have nothing to say about any of this. 627 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,564 Hi. 628 00:26:34,665 --> 00:26:35,965 I thought you were at Molly's. 629 00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:40,637 Aunt Molly was tired. Whose car was that? 630 00:26:40,738 --> 00:26:44,540 Uh, believe it or not, 631 00:26:44,642 --> 00:26:46,609 I was on a date. 632 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:49,112 You went on a date? 633 00:26:49,213 --> 00:26:51,047 Well, eh, kind of. 634 00:26:51,148 --> 00:26:54,784 Miguel and I went and did this silly speed dating thing, 635 00:26:54,885 --> 00:26:56,886 and I ended up running into a man 636 00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:58,221 that I actually knew there, 637 00:26:58,322 --> 00:26:59,989 and we went and had some coffee. 638 00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:02,926 You went and got coffee until, like, 10:00? 639 00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:05,295 You were the one telling me to get a life. 640 00:27:05,396 --> 00:27:08,131 No, no, I told you to stop watching that stupid show 641 00:27:08,232 --> 00:27:09,599 with stupid Miguel. 642 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,368 So, what, what, you're, like, dating now? 643 00:27:12,469 --> 00:27:15,171 Uh, I don't know. 644 00:27:15,272 --> 00:27:19,475 Look, Kate, I know it's weird, 645 00:27:19,576 --> 00:27:22,278 but I have to start to try to move on. 646 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:27,317 Oh, right. Move on from Dad, because he's dead. I'm aware. 647 00:27:27,418 --> 00:27:29,185 I'm sorry. 648 00:27:29,286 --> 00:27:30,820 I'm sorry, yeah. I, I'm... 649 00:27:30,921 --> 00:27:32,565 I should have been a little bit more sensitive with you 650 00:27:32,589 --> 00:27:34,958 when I brought it up, but I really believe 651 00:27:35,059 --> 00:27:36,192 that I deserve happiness. 652 00:27:36,293 --> 00:27:37,961 I think it's what your father would want. 653 00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:39,839 In fact, I know it's what your father would want. 654 00:27:39,863 --> 00:27:42,432 Oh, by making out with some random dude you just met? 655 00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:44,267 Okay, you know what? 656 00:27:44,368 --> 00:27:47,370 You are on some thin ice with me right now, young lady. 657 00:27:47,471 --> 00:27:50,173 That is not what happened, and maybe one day you'll understand. 658 00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:53,276 No, Mom. No, I won't. And neither would Dad. 659 00:27:53,377 --> 00:27:56,412 And he wouldn't be happy for you running around town like a slut! 660 00:28:00,718 --> 00:28:02,852 You don't know what you're talking about. 661 00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:21,371 - Mom. - Hmm? 662 00:28:21,472 --> 00:28:23,272 Thank you so much for all of your help today. 663 00:28:23,374 --> 00:28:25,341 Oh, my pleasure. 664 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:27,210 I had a blast. 665 00:28:27,311 --> 00:28:30,113 And I learned who Doja Cat is. 666 00:28:30,214 --> 00:28:32,448 Not a cat, but a rapper. 667 00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,052 When does Toby get in? 668 00:28:36,153 --> 00:28:38,654 Ah, in an hour. 669 00:28:38,756 --> 00:28:41,024 You know, you both have been working so hard. 670 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,669 If you ever want to go have a date night, 671 00:28:42,693 --> 00:28:44,927 or, you know, go out for the afternoon, 672 00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:48,698 I am so happy to come over and watch the kids for you. 673 00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:53,536 Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 674 00:28:53,637 --> 00:28:56,506 Toby and I talked, and... 675 00:28:56,607 --> 00:28:58,541 What? What's wrong? 676 00:28:58,642 --> 00:29:01,010 Well, given your last PET scan, 677 00:29:01,111 --> 00:29:04,614 we just don't feel comfortable with you taking care 678 00:29:04,715 --> 00:29:06,249 of the kids alone anymore. 679 00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:09,986 We know that you would never do anything intentionally. 680 00:29:10,087 --> 00:29:11,621 It's just without another adult around, 681 00:29:11,722 --> 00:29:13,956 we just can't... Mom, I'm really sorry. 682 00:29:14,058 --> 00:29:17,260 Oh, so that's why you wanted me to go to school with you today 683 00:29:17,361 --> 00:29:20,396 instead of watching the kids here. 684 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,532 Not 'cause you actually wanted me to go with you. 685 00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:25,334 No, I did want you to come. 686 00:29:25,436 --> 00:29:27,770 Okay, um... 687 00:29:27,871 --> 00:29:30,039 I think I'm gonna go home, Kate. 688 00:29:53,363 --> 00:29:56,099 Apologies for walking out. 689 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,601 Didn't expect that conversation. 690 00:30:00,871 --> 00:30:03,539 I get it. 691 00:30:07,077 --> 00:30:09,879 You know, you and I have spent a lot of time together, Malik. 692 00:30:11,348 --> 00:30:15,051 And, uh, I feel like 693 00:30:15,152 --> 00:30:18,454 I've tried to impart some wisdom to you. 694 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:20,223 No, you-you've been great to me. 695 00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:22,458 And you're on a path, man. 696 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,928 You are on a great path. 697 00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:34,670 Deja needs to find her own path now, Malik. 698 00:30:34,771 --> 00:30:38,541 She's got two big years ahead of her. 699 00:30:38,642 --> 00:30:43,112 Two years that could determine the rest of her life. 700 00:30:45,983 --> 00:30:48,518 You need to end it, Malik. 701 00:30:48,619 --> 00:30:50,153 - You need to do it for her. - What? 702 00:30:50,254 --> 00:30:52,655 I'm not gonna... I love her. 703 00:30:52,756 --> 00:30:54,434 If you really love her, man, then you will do 704 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,292 what is best for her. 705 00:30:56,393 --> 00:31:00,029 But leaving school, leaving her home... 706 00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,697 Moving six hours away. 707 00:31:01,798 --> 00:31:05,468 Moving in with an 18-year-old and his daughter. 708 00:31:05,569 --> 00:31:08,838 That is not what's best for her, man. 709 00:31:08,939 --> 00:31:12,341 You are a very smart young man. You know that. 710 00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:23,686 I'm gonna go ahead and not tell Deja 711 00:31:23,787 --> 00:31:26,889 about this conversation. 712 00:31:26,990 --> 00:31:30,326 Because I really do love her. 713 00:31:30,427 --> 00:31:34,263 And I care about you all's relationship. 714 00:31:34,364 --> 00:31:37,466 And I can promise you she would not feel good about this. 715 00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:47,143 I'm just saying, Bubble Gum is... 716 00:31:47,244 --> 00:31:48,988 I've just never seen anyone over the age of nine 717 00:31:49,012 --> 00:31:50,079 order that before. 718 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,758 It's the universal worst flavor of ice cream. 719 00:31:51,782 --> 00:31:55,351 Well, maybe I like an underdog. 720 00:31:59,456 --> 00:32:01,090 What are you doing? 721 00:32:01,191 --> 00:32:05,061 I'm sorry, I thought we said that was on the table. 722 00:32:05,162 --> 00:32:06,673 I said I might want to have sex with you. 723 00:32:06,697 --> 00:32:08,074 I didn't say I wanted to hold your hand. 724 00:32:08,098 --> 00:32:10,032 O-Okay. 725 00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:13,502 Wait, hold... Why? 726 00:32:13,604 --> 00:32:17,406 Yes, we did, we came together in a time of loneliness 727 00:32:17,507 --> 00:32:19,375 and-and addiction. 728 00:32:19,476 --> 00:32:21,544 But what if... 729 00:32:21,645 --> 00:32:24,747 What if that inner darkness actually turned out to be 730 00:32:24,848 --> 00:32:26,549 something kind of wonderful? 731 00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:30,286 You've watched too many rom-come, Kevin. 732 00:32:30,387 --> 00:32:32,888 I think you're scared. 733 00:32:32,990 --> 00:32:34,290 I... 734 00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:42,265 There's no reality to a relationship working with us. 735 00:32:42,366 --> 00:32:46,102 Your kids are in L.A. My kid is in Pennsylvania. 736 00:32:46,203 --> 00:32:47,471 I know that, but look, you and I obviously 737 00:32:47,495 --> 00:32:48,547 have a connection. 738 00:32:48,572 --> 00:32:51,040 It's a false equivalency, Kevin. 739 00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:57,446 Your inner darkness... 740 00:32:57,547 --> 00:32:59,248 is not the same as mine. 741 00:32:59,349 --> 00:33:01,628 Have you noticed that when you text at 3:00 in the morning, 742 00:33:01,652 --> 00:33:03,119 I'm always awake? 743 00:33:05,255 --> 00:33:10,359 Our darknesses are not the same. 744 00:33:12,195 --> 00:33:17,433 You are chasing the wrong blonde in the wrong city. 745 00:33:17,534 --> 00:33:19,135 And if you want 746 00:33:19,236 --> 00:33:23,039 that rom-com love story, 747 00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:25,441 you should go make things right with her. 748 00:33:27,411 --> 00:33:29,255 I'm not even sure I know which blonde you're talking about, 749 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:30,313 to be honest with you. 750 00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:33,015 You see how that's a problem? 751 00:33:33,116 --> 00:33:35,151 - Yeah. - Aw, Kevin, 752 00:33:35,252 --> 00:33:36,692 you've been blowing up women's lives 753 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,988 for the better part of two decades. 754 00:33:39,013 --> 00:33:40,133 - I know you mean... Oh, come on. - Ah! 755 00:33:40,157 --> 00:33:41,891 I know you mean well, I do. 756 00:33:41,992 --> 00:33:46,062 But, you know, you are, like, a big handsome wrecking ball. 757 00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:47,683 I'm not blowing people's lives up, no. 758 00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,932 Okay. All right, you married one, 759 00:33:50,033 --> 00:33:51,500 and then cheated, 760 00:33:51,601 --> 00:33:53,669 and then nearly married her again. 761 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:56,105 The current one, you couldn't say "I love you," 762 00:33:56,206 --> 00:33:59,709 but now you're obsessed with hating the new boyfriend. 763 00:33:59,810 --> 00:34:02,778 Be careful, or you're gonna blow that up, too. 764 00:34:05,649 --> 00:34:09,485 I'm too messed up already. 765 00:34:09,586 --> 00:34:11,620 Leave me in peace. 766 00:34:21,072 --> 00:34:22,873 - Hello? - Hi. 767 00:34:22,974 --> 00:34:25,308 Hey, Rebecca, how was the coffee? 768 00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:28,645 Oh, Miguel... 769 00:34:28,746 --> 00:34:31,147 Kate and I just got in this horrible fight. 770 00:34:31,249 --> 00:34:34,284 She said some really terrible things to me, 771 00:34:34,385 --> 00:34:35,819 and I lost it. 772 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,689 I mean, I really, really, really lost my temper. 773 00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:44,394 God, Miguel... I slapped her. 774 00:34:44,495 --> 00:34:49,232 Hey, it's okay. I'm-I'm here, and there's no judgment. 775 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:53,103 Every once in a while a parent loses it. Okay? 776 00:34:53,204 --> 00:34:55,972 Yeah, I know, but it was just so hard to go out tonight 777 00:34:56,073 --> 00:34:57,641 in the first place, you know. 778 00:34:57,742 --> 00:34:59,943 This grief, it's just so... 779 00:35:01,879 --> 00:35:04,347 It's so deep. 780 00:35:04,448 --> 00:35:07,150 And, I don't know, it's just, 781 00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:09,886 it's-it's unbearable, you know? 782 00:35:09,987 --> 00:35:12,289 It's like I don't know how to do this. 783 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,724 I don't know how to do any of this. 784 00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:29,940 Worst Case Scenario game needs to be retired. 785 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:31,942 And where'd you go? 786 00:35:32,043 --> 00:35:33,677 To the stoop. 787 00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:37,580 Next time you want to leave me with Romeo and Juliet, 788 00:35:37,682 --> 00:35:39,082 give me a little heads-up, huh? 789 00:35:39,183 --> 00:35:41,384 Sorry. 790 00:35:41,485 --> 00:35:43,787 I ran into Malik on his way out. 791 00:35:43,888 --> 00:35:45,288 Oh, yeah? 792 00:35:45,389 --> 00:35:48,892 Yeah. I talked to him. Didn't go great. 793 00:35:48,993 --> 00:35:51,761 What did you say? 794 00:35:51,862 --> 00:35:55,924 I said that he should think about Deja here, 795 00:35:55,925 --> 00:35:58,427 and that he should take a step back. 796 00:35:58,528 --> 00:36:00,029 Oh, babe. 797 00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:02,564 That didn't turn out well for Romeo and Juliet's parents. 798 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:04,266 It's not gonna turn out well for us. 799 00:36:04,367 --> 00:36:06,245 What happened with the parents? I don't remember. 800 00:36:06,269 --> 00:36:07,277 The kids killed themselves. 801 00:36:07,301 --> 00:36:09,248 That's what happened to the parents; the children died. 802 00:36:09,272 --> 00:36:10,792 Because they tried to keep them apart. 803 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,208 I won't let her life go off track when she's come this far. 804 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:15,187 - I think we need to be firm about that. - Mm-mm. 805 00:36:15,211 --> 00:36:17,212 I don't think you understand how dangerous 806 00:36:17,314 --> 00:36:20,249 the position we're in is right now. 807 00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:22,718 Imagine that you were that age, 808 00:36:22,819 --> 00:36:24,739 and somebody told you that you could not date me. 809 00:36:28,391 --> 00:36:29,792 You're making a mistake, Randall, 810 00:36:29,893 --> 00:36:32,061 and we'll lose our daughter. 811 00:36:51,581 --> 00:36:54,650 No, you're not supposed to respond to a text with a call. 812 00:36:54,751 --> 00:36:57,152 Yeah, sorry, man, I thought it might be an emergency. 813 00:36:57,253 --> 00:36:58,554 Everything okay? 814 00:36:58,655 --> 00:36:59,922 Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine. 815 00:37:00,023 --> 00:37:01,156 Everything okay with my kids? 816 00:37:01,157 --> 00:37:02,324 Yeah, I just left. 817 00:37:02,425 --> 00:37:05,127 Franny did that thing where she scoots over to Nicky, 818 00:37:05,228 --> 00:37:07,396 you know, and kind of leans into him, like a hug. 819 00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:09,431 That's the, uh, the hug tackle, I call it. 820 00:37:09,532 --> 00:37:10,899 It's the... it's the best. 821 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,901 Oh, it's the best. 822 00:37:13,002 --> 00:37:16,939 Uh, listen, I want to tell you something. 823 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,540 Um... 824 00:37:20,677 --> 00:37:23,645 When you're buying food, or ordering food, 825 00:37:23,747 --> 00:37:26,782 like a smoothie or something, 826 00:37:26,883 --> 00:37:29,318 don't ask Madison if she wants one. 827 00:37:29,419 --> 00:37:31,387 Just get it for her. 828 00:37:31,488 --> 00:37:33,989 You know, she's-she's got her eating issues and all that, 829 00:37:34,090 --> 00:37:36,725 and, um, sometimes she says she doesn't want something, 830 00:37:36,826 --> 00:37:38,070 but she really does want something, 831 00:37:38,094 --> 00:37:39,328 and it's just easier that way 832 00:37:39,429 --> 00:37:41,830 if you just, you just get it. 833 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:46,402 You called just to tell me that? 834 00:37:46,503 --> 00:37:48,637 I texted you, but yeah. 835 00:38:04,154 --> 00:38:06,789 - Hi. - Hey. 836 00:38:06,890 --> 00:38:08,891 Can I come in? 837 00:38:08,992 --> 00:38:11,193 Of course. Yeah. 838 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:33,115 Mom, I'm really sorry. 839 00:38:33,216 --> 00:38:35,918 No, I overreacted. 840 00:38:36,019 --> 00:38:40,189 I'm very sensitive about all of this and... 841 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,925 what can I say? 842 00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:45,527 But I shouldn't have snapped at you. 843 00:38:46,529 --> 00:38:48,964 Snap at me all you want. 844 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,767 I did it to you for years. 845 00:38:51,868 --> 00:38:54,102 I took everything out on you. 846 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,575 And I'm really deeply sorry. 847 00:38:59,676 --> 00:39:02,744 I feel like I wasted so much time with you 848 00:39:02,846 --> 00:39:04,580 that could have been really great. 849 00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:07,549 And now that we are finally great, 850 00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:11,019 it's just the timing sucks. 851 00:39:12,655 --> 00:39:15,290 Yeah. 852 00:39:15,391 --> 00:39:18,660 Timing is everything, isn't it? 853 00:39:19,896 --> 00:39:21,430 Yeah. 854 00:39:22,799 --> 00:39:26,268 Your father walked into a bar when I happened to be singing. 855 00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:29,938 I mean, if not for that timing, then none of any of this. 856 00:39:34,511 --> 00:39:37,412 And then four gazillion other things had to happen 857 00:39:37,514 --> 00:39:40,482 in order for this to happen right now. 858 00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:45,387 For me to be sitting here with you... with my daughter. 859 00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:48,257 My girl. 860 00:39:48,358 --> 00:39:51,159 My best friend. 861 00:39:53,563 --> 00:39:58,967 Wondering what the hell she has in that mystery folder. 862 00:40:01,471 --> 00:40:03,472 I was wondering if you would be willing 863 00:40:03,573 --> 00:40:05,707 to teach Jack piano. 864 00:40:07,110 --> 00:40:09,244 It's braille sheet music. 865 00:40:12,348 --> 00:40:16,652 I know that music is good for memory function, too. 866 00:40:43,746 --> 00:40:45,380 I'm sorry. 867 00:40:47,650 --> 00:40:50,552 I'm sorry. 868 00:40:50,653 --> 00:40:52,254 I won't date anymore. 869 00:40:52,355 --> 00:40:54,222 No. 870 00:40:54,324 --> 00:40:56,458 No, you should. 871 00:41:27,190 --> 00:41:29,591 See if I can remember the other part. 872 00:41:29,692 --> 00:41:31,960 Um... 873 00:42:08,089 --> 00:42:10,089 - Ready to try it, Bug? Ok. - Yeah. 874 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:18,562 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com. 63269

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