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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,115 --> 00:00:41,281 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE 2 00:00:41,281 --> 00:00:44,115 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO? 3 00:00:44,115 --> 00:00:45,573 NO. THAT'S ABOUT IT. 4 00:00:45,573 --> 00:00:47,573 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERSON 5 00:00:47,573 --> 00:00:49,115 WHO'S LOOKING AT MY WATCH, 6 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:50,156 NOT YOU. 7 00:00:50,156 --> 00:00:52,782 SORRY. I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR WORK. 8 00:00:52,782 --> 00:00:53,657 NOT TODAY. 9 00:00:55,281 --> 00:00:57,281 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO 10 00:00:57,281 --> 00:00:59,281 COME BACK FOR A WHILE, PETER. 11 00:00:59,281 --> 00:01:01,782 ARE YOU O.K. WITH THAT? 12 00:01:01,782 --> 00:01:03,782 YEAH. 13 00:01:03,782 --> 00:01:04,782 YEAH. 14 00:01:04,782 --> 00:01:05,949 ACTUALLY, 15 00:01:05,949 --> 00:01:09,448 I FELT THE SAME WAY LAST COUPLE OF SESSIONS. 16 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:13,115 THINK YOU'RE READY TO SEE SHARON? 17 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:16,824 THE QUESTION SHOULD BE, DOES SHARON... 18 00:01:16,824 --> 00:01:18,532 WANT TO SEE ME? 19 00:01:18,532 --> 00:01:21,156 I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT A BIT. 20 00:01:21,156 --> 00:01:23,532 LET'S MAKE SURE MR. HYDE IS DEAD. 21 00:01:23,532 --> 00:01:25,156 WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH, PETER, 22 00:01:25,156 --> 00:01:26,323 WAS VERY UNPLEASANT, 23 00:01:26,323 --> 00:01:29,156 NOT ONLY FOR YOU, BUT FOR YOUR LOVED ONES. 24 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,532 IF ANY OF THESE EPISODES SHOULD HAPPEN AGAIN, 25 00:01:31,532 --> 00:01:33,532 YOU OWE IT TO YOUR FAMILY, 26 00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:36,156 YOUR FRIENDS, YOURSELF TO COME TO ME. 27 00:01:36,156 --> 00:01:37,782 IS THAT CLEAR? 28 00:01:37,782 --> 00:01:38,782 MM-HMM. 29 00:01:38,782 --> 00:01:40,490 KEEP IN TOUCH. 30 00:01:41,657 --> 00:01:42,699 THANKS, RON. 31 00:01:52,782 --> 00:01:54,490 HOLD THAT FOR ME. 32 00:02:00,031 --> 00:02:02,907 SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON AROUND HERE, PETER. 33 00:02:02,907 --> 00:02:05,699 A LOT OF FOLKS WITH FOREIGN ACCENTS RUNNING AROUND. 34 00:02:05,699 --> 00:02:06,699 JAPANESE? 35 00:02:06,699 --> 00:02:07,865 NEW YORK. 36 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,323 OLIVER WESTOVER SAID, 37 00:02:13,323 --> 00:02:16,699 "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PUT IN THE OVEN TODAY, 38 00:02:16,699 --> 00:02:19,699 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL TAKE OUT OF IT TOMORROW." 39 00:02:19,699 --> 00:02:22,699 THIS COMPANY HAS ALWAYS SOUGHT NEW HORIZONS. 40 00:02:22,699 --> 00:02:26,365 ONCE AGAIN, WE HAVE FOUND ONE-- 41 00:02:26,365 --> 00:02:28,323 COOKIES. 42 00:02:28,323 --> 00:02:30,740 TODAY, MARKETING MANAGER PETER DERNS 43 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:32,198 WILL DAZZLE US WITH A PRESENTATION 44 00:02:32,198 --> 00:02:33,824 OF OUR INTRODUCTORY PRODUCT. 45 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:34,824 PETER. 46 00:02:34,824 --> 00:02:35,824 YES. 47 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:36,824 AHEM. 48 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,573 THANK YOU, CHARLENE. 49 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:40,907 AHEM. 50 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:44,407 WHERE IS IT... 51 00:02:44,407 --> 00:02:48,407 EVERYONE WANTS TO GO IN THE NINETIES, GANG? 52 00:02:48,407 --> 00:02:50,907 DOES ANYBODY KNOW? 53 00:02:50,907 --> 00:02:53,031 BACK TO THE FIFTIES. 54 00:02:53,031 --> 00:02:54,407 BACK TO THE BASICS. 55 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:55,573 BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME. 56 00:02:55,573 --> 00:02:58,407 THAT'S WHY OUR FIRST COOKIE IS GOING TO BE 57 00:02:58,407 --> 00:03:00,573 OATMEAL RAISIN CLASSIC. 58 00:03:00,573 --> 00:03:04,532 AND IT WILL COME, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY... 59 00:03:07,115 --> 00:03:08,740 IN AN OLD-FASHIONED 60 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,115 COOKIE JAR. 61 00:03:10,115 --> 00:03:11,407 VERY GOOD. 62 00:03:11,407 --> 00:03:14,281 YEAH, LIKE MOM HAD OVER THE FRIDGE. 63 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,407 EXACTLY. 64 00:03:15,407 --> 00:03:18,573 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A 30-CENT LOSS PER UNIT. 65 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,448 WHOA. 66 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:20,490 WHOA, WHOA. 67 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:23,281 I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THIS TO MAKE MONEY. 68 00:03:23,281 --> 00:03:25,615 A 30-CENT LOSS PER UNIT... 69 00:03:25,615 --> 00:03:27,615 TRANSLATES INTO ABOUT... 70 00:03:27,615 --> 00:03:29,949 A MILLION-DOLLAR CUT INTO PROFITS. 71 00:03:29,949 --> 00:03:32,615 WE'LL CHALK UP THE LOSS AS PROMOTIONAL COSTS. 72 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:34,156 WELL, YE OLDE-FASHIONED JARS 73 00:03:34,156 --> 00:03:35,740 TAKE UP VALUABLE SHELF SPACE. 74 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:38,740 WE HAVE TO CREATE A NEW PRODUCT IN A WAY 75 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,740 THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE COMPETITION. 76 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:43,490 THE WORD "OLD-FASHIONED" SCARES ME, 77 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,573 ESPECIALLY SINCE WE'RE IN THE PROCESS OF UPDATING 78 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:47,657 MRS. APPLEBY'S IMAGE. 79 00:03:47,657 --> 00:03:50,615 I'LL HAVE TO TALK WITH NEW YORK ABOUT THIS. 80 00:03:50,615 --> 00:03:51,490 SHH. 81 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:53,323 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO'S THAT? 82 00:03:53,323 --> 00:03:54,448 OH, UH... 83 00:03:54,448 --> 00:03:56,824 PETER WASN'T AT THE MEETING THIS MORNING, 84 00:03:56,824 --> 00:03:57,740 REMEMBER? 85 00:03:57,740 --> 00:03:59,448 MEETING? THERE WAS A MEETING? 86 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,824 PETER, BILL LIVES 87 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,782 AND JOHN STEELE ARE WITH BART FOODS. 88 00:04:04,782 --> 00:04:07,323 THERE'LL BE AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE TAKEOVER TOMORROW. 89 00:04:07,323 --> 00:04:08,990 UNTIL THEN, OUR EARS ONLY. 90 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:10,824 NOW, PLEASE CONTINUE. 91 00:04:13,657 --> 00:04:14,824 AHEM. 92 00:04:16,782 --> 00:04:17,865 UH... 93 00:04:19,031 --> 00:04:21,031 YEAH, WHERE WERE WE HERE? 94 00:04:21,031 --> 00:04:22,198 YOU AMBUSHED ME, JACK. 95 00:04:22,198 --> 00:04:24,824 SUCK UP TO THE NEW OWNERSHIP ON YOUR TIME. 96 00:04:24,824 --> 00:04:27,490 YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. 97 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,824 PETER, FIND A CASE STUDY SIMILAR TO YOUR CONCEPT. 98 00:04:29,824 --> 00:04:32,490 JACK, DO A COST BREAKDOWN OF PETER'S PROPOSAL. 99 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:33,657 SARA, CREATIVE BRIEFS AND STRATEGIES 100 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,824 FROM OUR COMPETITOR'S OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES. 101 00:04:35,824 --> 00:04:38,323 ALL ON MY DESK BY NOON TOMORROW. 102 00:04:38,323 --> 00:04:39,949 ABSOLUTELY. GOT IT. FIRST THING. 103 00:04:39,949 --> 00:04:41,281 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 104 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,824 I DIDN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THE TAKEOVER TILL YESTERDAY. 105 00:04:43,824 --> 00:04:45,365 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, LIGHTEN UP. 106 00:04:45,365 --> 00:04:47,365 YOU'LL HAVE A STROKE BEFORE ME. 107 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:49,824 LOOK, I KNOW WE PROMISED YOU A PROMOTION 108 00:04:49,824 --> 00:04:51,824 AT THE END OF THE QUARTER. 109 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,365 EVERYTHING'S ON THE BACK BURNER. 110 00:04:53,365 --> 00:04:55,031 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 111 00:04:55,031 --> 00:04:56,824 WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? 112 00:04:56,824 --> 00:04:58,073 WHEN BART EXECUTIVES HIT 50, 113 00:04:58,073 --> 00:05:01,365 THEY HAUL THEM OFF TO THE WOODSHED AND SHOOT THEM. 114 00:05:01,365 --> 00:05:02,532 CHARLENE COULD BE PUT DOWN. 115 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:05,156 I'D LIKE TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF APPLEBY. 116 00:05:05,156 --> 00:05:08,865 SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OVER MY POSITION AS V.P. 117 00:05:08,865 --> 00:05:09,865 YOU PERHAPS. 118 00:05:09,865 --> 00:05:10,865 OR JACK. 119 00:05:10,865 --> 00:05:13,156 YOU KNOW WHO MY FIRST CHOICE IS. 120 00:05:13,156 --> 00:05:15,156 ALL OUR ASSES ARE ON THE LINE. 121 00:05:15,156 --> 00:05:17,699 IF THIS COOKIE VENTURE GOES DOWN THE TOILET, 122 00:05:17,699 --> 00:05:20,365 THAT GIVES BART A GOOD REASON TO CLEAN HOUSE. 123 00:05:20,365 --> 00:05:21,699 BUT IF WE KICK ASS... 124 00:05:21,699 --> 00:05:23,907 SUCCESS IS JUST LIKE HOT AIR. 125 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,073 IT RISES. 126 00:05:35,198 --> 00:05:36,907 GOOD MORNING, PETER. 127 00:05:39,448 --> 00:05:40,740 LANCE? 128 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,281 ALL RIGHT. DON'T MOVE. START YOUR BREATHING, O.K.? 129 00:05:43,281 --> 00:05:44,740 SEND DODIE MY EXPENSE ACCOUNT, 130 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,740 CANCEL MEETINGS, GET COTS IN HERE. 131 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:47,949 WE'RE BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL. 132 00:05:47,949 --> 00:05:50,740 LOOK, PETER, I LOST YOUR EXPENSES IN THE SYSTEM. 133 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,573 DIDN'T YOU BACK IT UP? 134 00:05:52,573 --> 00:05:54,115 I THOUGHT I DID. 135 00:05:54,115 --> 00:05:55,573 OH. 136 00:05:55,573 --> 00:05:57,115 WAIT JUST ONE SECOND. 137 00:05:57,115 --> 00:05:58,573 THIS PLACE IS SUCH A PIGSTY. 138 00:05:58,573 --> 00:06:00,115 YOU NEVER CAN FIND ANYTHING. 139 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:01,448 PETER, JULIE'S BROKE WATER. 140 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,448 WATER BROKE. 141 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:04,073 LAST YEAR'S REPORT... 142 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,907 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 143 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,490 JULIE'S WATER JUST BROKE. 144 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:09,115 MAYBE SOME FRESH COFFEE. 145 00:06:09,115 --> 00:06:10,949 HUSTLE. WE GOT TO GO. 146 00:06:10,949 --> 00:06:13,615 PETER, MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW! 147 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:14,949 THAT'S TOO-- 148 00:06:16,115 --> 00:06:17,115 I'M LEAVING. 149 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,657 I'M GOING. 150 00:06:19,949 --> 00:06:20,949 LANCE... 151 00:06:20,949 --> 00:06:23,782 NO, LANCE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. 152 00:06:23,782 --> 00:06:26,573 HERE ARE YOUR KEYS. DON'T LOSE THEM. 153 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:28,949 I GOT A REPORT TO HAND IN BY TOMORROW. 154 00:06:28,949 --> 00:06:31,573 I'M SORRY. I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE WEEKS. 155 00:06:31,573 --> 00:06:34,115 YOU WANT A RAISE, AND YOU'RE DOING THIS NOW? 156 00:06:34,115 --> 00:06:35,407 LABOR'S LIKE AN NBA GAME. 157 00:06:35,407 --> 00:06:38,281 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THERE UNTIL THE FINAL MINUTES. 158 00:06:38,281 --> 00:06:40,115 PETER, WISH ME LUCK. 159 00:06:40,115 --> 00:06:41,490 GOOD LUCK. 160 00:06:42,615 --> 00:06:43,907 THANK YOU. 161 00:06:44,782 --> 00:06:46,281 YEAH. 162 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,573 GOOD LUCK. 163 00:06:48,323 --> 00:06:49,490 SHIT. 164 00:06:53,490 --> 00:06:55,657 SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT, NATHAN. 165 00:06:56,657 --> 00:06:57,990 NO, NO, NO. 166 00:06:57,990 --> 00:07:01,115 I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TOO MUCH HOMEWORK. 167 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:02,198 NO. 168 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:04,657 I HAVE SOME TICKETS FOR THE BASKETBALL GAME 169 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:05,657 THIS WEEKEND. 170 00:07:05,657 --> 00:07:07,198 YOU WANT TO COME? 171 00:07:07,198 --> 00:07:08,198 YEAH? 172 00:07:08,198 --> 00:07:09,657 O.K., GOOD. 173 00:07:09,657 --> 00:07:11,198 NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW. 174 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,657 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 175 00:07:12,657 --> 00:07:14,156 I LIKE IT. 176 00:07:14,156 --> 00:07:15,198 ALL RIGHT. 177 00:07:15,198 --> 00:07:17,657 NOW, YOU GET SOME SLEEP NOW, ALL RIGHT? 178 00:07:17,657 --> 00:07:18,990 O.K. ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 179 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:21,824 OH, UH, SAY GOOD NIGHT TO YOUR MOM. 180 00:07:21,824 --> 00:07:22,657 H 181 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,699 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON TELEVISION] 182 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:52,532 YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? 183 00:07:52,532 --> 00:07:54,240 EVERYBODY REMEMBERS THE MAIN INGREDIENT AND EVERYTHING. 184 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,198 THE WEIRD THING-- AND I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS-- 185 00:07:57,198 --> 00:07:59,865 MR. GOODY DOESN'T HAVE A RECORD DEAL. 186 00:07:59,865 --> 00:08:02,198 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SING AND HAVE DEALS. 187 00:08:02,198 --> 00:08:03,740 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, BUT... 188 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:05,740 IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME OF YEAR 189 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,365 TO START THINKING ABOUT 190 00:08:07,365 --> 00:08:08,699 PLANTING SUMMER VEGETABLES. 191 00:08:08,699 --> 00:08:10,365 THAT'S RIGHT, JIM. 192 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:13,782 THIS MORNING'S GUEST IS GOING TO SHOW US HOW TO START. 193 00:08:13,782 --> 00:08:16,073 I'M RITA POVEY, AND TODAY... 194 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,699 HOW'S THAT, UH, 195 00:08:31,699 --> 00:08:34,073 REPORT COMING, DERNS? 196 00:08:34,073 --> 00:08:35,073 SUPER. 197 00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:36,073 GOOD. 198 00:08:36,073 --> 00:08:37,198 GOOD. 199 00:09:05,115 --> 00:09:06,740 MAY I HELP YOU? 200 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:08,782 I WORK HERE. 201 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,782 THIS IS MY OFFICE. 202 00:09:10,782 --> 00:09:12,407 OH, MR. DERNS. 203 00:09:12,407 --> 00:09:14,156 I'M--I'M KRIS BOLIN. 204 00:09:14,156 --> 00:09:16,407 TOBIAS TEMPORARY SERVICES SENT ME. 205 00:09:16,407 --> 00:09:18,240 I'M--I'M YOUR NEW ASSISTANT. 206 00:09:19,448 --> 00:09:20,782 OH, YEAH. 207 00:09:23,115 --> 00:09:24,115 THE TEMP. 208 00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:25,407 YEAH. 209 00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:26,949 OF COURSE. 210 00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:29,407 HELLO. 211 00:09:31,073 --> 00:09:32,156 UH... 212 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,198 YOU, UM... 213 00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:37,323 YOU, UH... 214 00:09:37,323 --> 00:09:38,490 YOU DID ALL THIS? 215 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:42,490 I--I WAS JUST KILLING TIME UNTIL YOU ARRIVED. 216 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:44,031 OH. 217 00:09:45,532 --> 00:09:46,657 YOU SEEM HARRIED. 218 00:09:46,657 --> 00:09:49,532 I WAS UP LATE TRYING TO FINISH A REPORT 219 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:51,949 THAT HAS TO BE IN BY NOON. 220 00:09:51,949 --> 00:09:54,031 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, SO... 221 00:09:54,031 --> 00:09:56,115 WELL, I'LL CALL CHARLENE. 222 00:09:56,115 --> 00:09:57,657 I'M GOING TO CALL CHARLENE, 223 00:09:57,657 --> 00:10:00,115 TELL HER I GOT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 224 00:10:00,115 --> 00:10:02,490 BEFORE YOU TELL YOUR BOSS YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL, 225 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:06,156 WHY DON'T YOU LET YOUR ASSISTANT ASSIST YOU? 226 00:10:38,907 --> 00:10:41,865 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT. 227 00:10:45,532 --> 00:10:46,699 THIS WAY. 228 00:10:46,699 --> 00:10:47,699 AHEM. 229 00:10:47,699 --> 00:10:48,699 EXCUSE ME. 230 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:49,699 HEY. 231 00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:50,699 EMERGENCY. 232 00:10:50,699 --> 00:10:52,365 WHAT'S YOUR CODE? 233 00:10:52,365 --> 00:10:53,699 UH, I DON'T... LANCE-- 234 00:10:53,699 --> 00:10:54,657 WHAT'S YOURS? 235 00:10:54,657 --> 00:10:56,365 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED-- YOUR CODE! 236 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,824 1620. 237 00:10:59,907 --> 00:11:02,031 MEET ME ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR. 238 00:11:02,031 --> 00:11:02,907 HMM? 239 00:11:02,907 --> 00:11:04,532 MEET ME ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR. 240 00:11:19,073 --> 00:11:21,073 CUTTING IT CLOSE, AREN'T YOU, BUDDY? 241 00:11:21,073 --> 00:11:23,532 ISN'T THERE SOME EXECUTIVE ASS YOU COULD BE KISSING? 242 00:11:23,532 --> 00:11:26,281 ASSES I KISS DON'T BELONG TO ANY EXECUTIVES. 243 00:11:29,573 --> 00:11:30,573 WHEW. 244 00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:32,949 WHO THE HELL IS THAT? 245 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:39,907 WHERE'S THAT... 246 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,490 OH, THANKS. 247 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,657 IS YOUR JOB ALWAYS THIS EXCITING, MR. DERNS? 248 00:11:57,657 --> 00:11:58,907 PLEASE CALL ME PETER, 249 00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:01,448 AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 250 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:04,073 ARE YOU TAKING LANCE TO THE SALMON GRILL? 251 00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:06,657 THE BRASS IS BUYING THE GRUNTS A MEAL. 252 00:12:06,657 --> 00:12:08,657 SECRETARIES' DAY. 253 00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:09,657 UH-HUH. 254 00:12:09,657 --> 00:12:12,115 DO YOU HAVE PLANS? 255 00:12:13,615 --> 00:12:15,323 NOTHING I CAN'T BREAK. 256 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:25,990 WHEN I FIRST STARTED OUT IN THIS BUSINESS, 257 00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:27,532 I WAS AN ASSISTANT, TOO. 258 00:12:27,532 --> 00:12:29,323 I ASKED MY FIRST BOSS 259 00:12:29,323 --> 00:12:32,532 WHAT IT WAS THAT HE WANTED FROM ME. 260 00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:33,490 HE SAID, 261 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,615 "I WANT YOU TO READ MY MIND." 262 00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:38,990 BY THE END OF MY TIME WITH HIM, 263 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:40,615 I ALMOST COULD. 264 00:12:40,615 --> 00:12:41,824 THAT'S THE JOB DESCRIPTION, 265 00:12:41,824 --> 00:12:45,949 THAT'S WHAT EACH ONE OF YOU DOES FOR EACH ONE OF US. 266 00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:48,323 THIS SHIP COULDN'T SAIL WITHOUT YOU. 267 00:12:48,323 --> 00:12:50,490 SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO THE ROWING. 268 00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:51,365 ROGER, 269 00:12:51,365 --> 00:12:53,949 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD? 270 00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:56,323 YOU'RE ALL TAKING TOO LONG A LUNCH. 271 00:12:56,323 --> 00:12:59,532 LET'S HAVE SOME CAKE AND GET OUT OF HERE. 272 00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:19,198 JEEZ. 273 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,824 I'M ALLERGIC TO THOSE GOD DAMN THINGS. 274 00:13:21,824 --> 00:13:23,198 GET THAT OUT OF HERE. 275 00:13:23,198 --> 00:13:24,824 WHERE'S-- WAITER, WAITER. 276 00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:26,198 WHERE'S THE WAITER? 277 00:13:26,198 --> 00:13:27,365 GO. SHOO. 278 00:13:41,699 --> 00:13:43,073 WELL DONE. 279 00:13:47,407 --> 00:13:48,740 EXCUSE ME. 280 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,907 IF I, UH... 281 00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:52,782 DON'T GET TO A DOCTOR AFTER GETTING STUNG, 282 00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:55,573 I BUY THE OLD RANCH HOUSE. 283 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:58,448 I--I CLEANED UP YOUR EXPENSE ACCOUNT FOLDER 284 00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:01,407 AND CATEGORIZED EXPENDITURES BY BANK CARD. 285 00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,448 YOUR FAMILY? 286 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,448 YES. 287 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,949 MARK AND LIZZIE. 288 00:14:11,073 --> 00:14:13,448 YOU KNOW, WE--WE COULD, UM... 289 00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:16,198 WE COULD ACTUALLY DO ALL OF YOUR TAXES, 290 00:14:16,198 --> 00:14:18,907 EVEN YOUR PERSONAL CHECKING, THROUGH THIS SYSTEM. 291 00:14:18,907 --> 00:14:20,573 UM... 292 00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:21,573 WELL... 293 00:14:21,573 --> 00:14:22,740 DON'T WORRY. 294 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:26,156 YOU'D STILL HAVE TO SIGN ALL THE CHECKS. 295 00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:31,824 12-80-3 DERNS. 296 00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:33,615 THAT'S MY ACCESS CODE. 297 00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:47,281 GO! 298 00:14:47,281 --> 00:14:48,281 WHOO! 299 00:14:48,281 --> 00:14:49,782 WHOO! 300 00:14:49,782 --> 00:14:51,281 WHOO! 301 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,949 SO, WE'RE GOING TO BECOME COMPETITORS, HUH? 302 00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:07,407 GOING INTO THE OLD COOKIE BUSINESS, EH? 303 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,990 THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE WITH SUPERIOR PRODUCT. 304 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,990 THE MARKET'S OURS FOR THE TAKING. 305 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,448 BAKER MILLS HAS TURNED BACK ALL COMERS. 306 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:17,198 WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK THAT SMILE OFF 307 00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:18,657 LITTLE MRS. APPLEBY'S MUG. 308 00:15:18,657 --> 00:15:20,657 WE'RE NOT LITTLE ANYMORE, YOU KNOW. 309 00:15:20,657 --> 00:15:24,448 BART USUALLY TURNS OVER MANAGEMENT WHEN THEY SWALLOW A COMPANY. 310 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:25,281 YOU WORRIED? 311 00:15:25,281 --> 00:15:27,657 I GOT TO PAY OFF A MORTGAGE 312 00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:30,198 FOR A HOUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LIVE IN, 313 00:15:30,198 --> 00:15:33,824 PAY RENT FOR A HOUSE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN. 314 00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:36,198 DAD, CAN I GO TO BASKETBALL CAMP? 315 00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:39,198 GARY AND DAVID POTTER ARE GOING. 316 00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,156 WHAT, ME WORRY? 317 00:15:43,657 --> 00:15:45,115 HEY, DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 318 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,490 YOU ONCE FOOLED AROUND WITH YOUR SECRETARY? 319 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,490 WHY, YOU THINKING OF BONING LANCE? 320 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,156 I KNEW YOU'D BE THE FIRST TO GO. 321 00:15:52,156 --> 00:15:53,699 NO. I HAVE A TEMP. 322 00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:55,156 QUITE A TEMP. 323 00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:56,699 TEMPS ARE FAIR GAME. 324 00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,156 NAH, SHE'S MARRIED. 325 00:15:58,156 --> 00:15:59,699 I'M TRYING TO GET THINGS 326 00:15:59,699 --> 00:16:01,031 BACK TOGETHER WITH SHARON. 327 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:03,031 IT'S THE LAST THING I NEED. 328 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,490 SHE'S SOMETHING, HUH? 329 00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:07,031 HEY, SHE COULD MAKE A BLIND MAN SEE AGAIN. 330 00:16:07,031 --> 00:16:08,699 REALLY? HEY, PETE. 331 00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:09,865 ALL RIGHT. 332 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:12,824 NOW, THIS IS GOING TO SOUND A LITTLE WEIRD. 333 00:16:12,824 --> 00:16:15,824 THIS COOKIE THING'S GOING TO PUT US HEAD-TO-HEAD. 334 00:16:15,824 --> 00:16:19,031 I'D LIKE TO THINK WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE THIS EXPERIENCE. 335 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,198 OH, COME ON. 336 00:16:20,198 --> 00:16:23,031 NO BULLSHIT NOW. THIS IS BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT? 337 00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:25,365 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 338 00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:27,365 THAT I TAKE NO PRISONERS, 339 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:29,699 AND I EAT THE WOUNDED. 340 00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,573 NATHAN! 341 00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:44,532 YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THEY PUT ON MENUS 342 00:16:44,532 --> 00:16:47,073 TO TELL YOU WHAT FOODS ARE HEALTHY TO EAT? 343 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,615 MM-HMM. 344 00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:51,907 WHY NOT PUT A BIG HEART ON A COOKIE JAR? 345 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:54,407 OUR COOKIES ARE HEALTHY. 346 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,073 UH... 347 00:16:57,073 --> 00:16:59,240 OATMEAL'S HIGH IN FIBER. 348 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,448 WE USE LESS OIL IN OUR PRODUCT. 349 00:17:04,573 --> 00:17:05,865 WE COULD... 350 00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:08,782 WE COULD MAKE THE JARS SQUARE INSTEAD OF ROUND. 351 00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:12,115 TAKE UP LESS SHELF SPACE. 352 00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:21,490 AHEM. 353 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,156 IT'S, UM... 354 00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,156 IT'S WONDERFUL. 355 00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:38,240 IT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. 356 00:17:40,281 --> 00:17:42,615 IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 357 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:58,323 I'M GOING TO MISS YOU WHEN LANCE COMES BACK, YOU KNOW. 358 00:17:58,323 --> 00:18:01,281 I FINALLY FIND A BOSS WHO DOESN'T PAW AT ME 359 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,990 EVERY TIME I WALK BY HIS DESK, 360 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,699 AND IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. 361 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:18,156 HEY, YOU WANT TO CALL YOUR HUSBAND, 362 00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:20,156 TELL HIM YOU'RE WORKING LATE? 363 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:21,490 NO. 364 00:18:27,115 --> 00:18:29,657 HEY, THIS IS-- THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. 365 00:18:29,657 --> 00:18:30,824 WE ARE-- 366 00:18:30,824 --> 00:18:32,490 IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 367 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,240 YEAH. 368 00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:45,699 I'LL BET YOU'RE A GREAT DAD. 369 00:18:45,699 --> 00:18:47,365 TRYING TO BE. 370 00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:51,824 BREAKUP MUST'VE BEEN HARD ON HIM, THOUGH. 371 00:18:55,073 --> 00:18:57,073 UH, A PICTURE OF YOUR SON, 372 00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:58,865 NO PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE. 373 00:18:58,865 --> 00:19:01,198 A GUESS. 374 00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:02,532 YEAH. 375 00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:14,365 WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE ABOUT IT? 376 00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:15,907 I NEED TO KNOW. 377 00:19:15,907 --> 00:19:17,365 I NEED YOUR FEEDBACK 378 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,573 IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. 379 00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:21,949 NO WOMAN I KNOW WEARS A CAMEO ON HER NECK 380 00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:23,407 WHEN SHE'S COOKING. 381 00:19:23,407 --> 00:19:24,532 MY MOM WORE A CAMEO 382 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:27,407 EVERY TIME SHE PICKED UP A FRYING PAN. 383 00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:28,949 WHAT ABOUT HER FROWN? 384 00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:30,407 HEY, BIG FELLA. 385 00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:32,031 GOOD MORNING, PETER. 386 00:19:32,031 --> 00:19:33,907 HOW ARE YOU? 387 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:34,949 GOOD MORNING. 388 00:19:37,073 --> 00:19:38,240 YOU KNOW, 389 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,573 YOU'RE EASIER ON THE EYES THAN OLD LANCE. 390 00:19:40,573 --> 00:19:42,240 YOUR CALF DEFINITION IN PARTICULAR 391 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,782 IS FAR SUPERIOR TO HIS. 392 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,115 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 393 00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:46,281 NO. 394 00:19:46,281 --> 00:19:48,907 KRIS, WHERE'S THAT FAX CAME IN LATE LAST NIGHT 395 00:19:48,907 --> 00:19:50,281 FROM ROSILAND PODGE? 396 00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:51,198 I'LL, UH, 397 00:19:51,198 --> 00:19:53,782 I'LL SEE YOU AT LUNCH, KRIS. 398 00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:56,407 I WAS CROSS-REFERENCING YOUR INSURANCE STATEMENTS 399 00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:58,782 AND NOTICED THAT YOUR VISITS TO DR. FELDMAN 400 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,448 AREN'T COVERED ON THE COMPANY HEALTH PLAN. 401 00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:03,073 THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. 402 00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:04,615 YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH HIM? 403 00:20:04,615 --> 00:20:05,573 PARDON? 404 00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:07,073 YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH JACK? 405 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,323 SO? 406 00:20:09,782 --> 00:20:11,490 SO YOU'RE MARRIED. 407 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:16,490 JACK SAYS I MIGHT WORK FULL-TIME FOR HIM 408 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:19,907 WHEN I'M DONE TEMPING FOR YOU. 409 00:20:24,281 --> 00:20:25,782 THIS ISN'T ABOUT SEX, PETER. 410 00:20:25,782 --> 00:20:27,240 IT'S ABOUT WORK. 411 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,615 I WANT TO STAY ON WITH YOU. 412 00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:31,949 I'VE ALREADY MADE THAT PERFECTLY CLEAR. 413 00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:40,281 YOU KNOW, LANCE... LANCE JUST STARTED A FAMILY. 414 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,281 I--I--I CAN'T... 415 00:20:42,281 --> 00:20:43,699 FIRE HIM. 416 00:20:46,657 --> 00:20:49,824 EVEN THOUGH I DO THE JOB 10 TIMES BETTER? 417 00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:51,323 THAT'S SEXIST. 418 00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:55,949 KRIS, THE GUY JUST WANTS TO GET YOU IN THE RACK. 419 00:20:58,448 --> 00:20:59,990 I'M A BIG GIRL. 420 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,323 HERE'S YOUR FAX. 421 00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:03,865 JACK AND I ARE UP FOR ROGER'S JOB 422 00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:05,323 WHEN HE GETS PROMOTED. 423 00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:07,657 HE'S GOING TO PUMP YOU FOR DIRT ON ME. 424 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,323 INTERESTING CHOICE OF WORDS. 425 00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:11,865 I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE PARANOID. 426 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,490 I HATE THAT WORD! 427 00:21:19,532 --> 00:21:22,156 JESUS, BIG BROTHER'S NOT WASTING ANY TIME, 428 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,198 IS HE? 429 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,532 AS LONG AS I GOT MY JOB. 430 00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:28,990 WHERE'S WALT? 431 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:29,990 WHO? 432 00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:36,740 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING IN HERE. 433 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:38,365 FILES IN THE FILING CABINET, 434 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,532 BOOKS ON THE BOOKSHELVES. 435 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,657 IT'S A RADICAL CONCEPT. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. 436 00:21:42,657 --> 00:21:44,657 TOP-SECRET TEST MARKET LOCATIONS. 437 00:21:44,657 --> 00:21:47,198 SHOULD THEY FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY 438 00:21:47,198 --> 00:21:48,657 BEFORE YOU SHRED THEM, 439 00:21:48,657 --> 00:21:51,073 SWALLOW YOUR CYANIDE CAPSULE. 440 00:21:53,699 --> 00:21:54,699 PETER? 441 00:21:54,699 --> 00:21:55,532 YEAH? 442 00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:57,490 LISTEN, I HAVE TO LEAVE. 443 00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,031 I HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH JACK. 444 00:22:00,031 --> 00:22:01,532 HUH. 445 00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:03,907 HOW DO I LOOK? 446 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,407 HE'LL EAT YOU ALIVE. 447 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:09,073 THERE ARE WORSE WAYS TO GO. 448 00:22:13,073 --> 00:22:14,448 UM... 449 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:20,073 I WISH THERE WAS A WAY FOR YOU TO STAY. 450 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,615 PETER, PETER, COOKIE EATER, 451 00:22:23,615 --> 00:22:26,573 HAD A TEMP BUT COULDN'T KEEP HER. 452 00:22:43,407 --> 00:22:45,115 GOD DAMN INTERNS. 453 00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:13,949 YOU GOT THAT REPORT? 454 00:23:13,949 --> 00:23:15,615 OF COURSE. 455 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:46,156 AAH! 456 00:23:46,156 --> 00:23:48,031 AAH! 457 00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:53,824 LANCE THOUGHT HE UNPLUGGED THE SHREDDER, 458 00:23:53,824 --> 00:23:56,198 BUT INSTEAD, HE UNPLUGGED THE COPIER. 459 00:23:56,198 --> 00:23:57,198 OH, GOD! 460 00:23:57,198 --> 00:23:59,657 THIS BOY'S NOT SMART. 461 00:23:59,657 --> 00:24:01,532 ROSY, I BOUGHT THIS. WILL YOU SIGN IT 462 00:24:01,532 --> 00:24:03,532 AND SEND IT TO EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE? 463 00:24:03,532 --> 00:24:05,281 I SURE WILL. 464 00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:09,532 PETER DERNS' OFFICE. 465 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:12,865 I'M ON MY WAY TO LUNCH WITH CHARLENE. 466 00:24:12,865 --> 00:24:15,031 LET'S DO SOME CALLS. WHO DO WE HAVE? 467 00:24:15,031 --> 00:24:18,031 YOUR ESTRANGED, GEOFF GORDAHL, ED ROSSI, 468 00:24:18,031 --> 00:24:20,365 AND I JUST HUNG UP WITH DR. FELDMAN. 469 00:24:20,365 --> 00:24:22,031 WELL, GET ME SHARON. 470 00:24:22,031 --> 00:24:23,990 PETER DERNS CALLING FOR DR. FELDMAN. 471 00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:25,073 I DON'T WANT-- 472 00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:27,573 DR. JEKYLL. HELLO, PETER. 473 00:24:27,573 --> 00:24:29,573 KRIS, YOU CAN GET OFF NOW. 474 00:24:29,573 --> 00:24:30,699 RON, HOW ARE YOU? 475 00:24:30,699 --> 00:24:33,198 WONDERFUL. MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW ARE YOU? 476 00:24:33,198 --> 00:24:35,031 SEEN MR. HYDE LATELY? 477 00:24:35,031 --> 00:24:37,740 NO, THANK GOD. 478 00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:42,031 THINGS ARE GOING WELL, PERSONALLY, PROFESSIONALLY. 479 00:24:42,031 --> 00:24:44,198 ANY RECURRENCE OF THE PARANOIA? 480 00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:45,532 YOU KNOW, PETER, 481 00:24:45,532 --> 00:24:48,198 YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING TRAUMATIC HAPPEN 482 00:24:48,198 --> 00:24:50,031 BEFORE YOU COME SEE ME. 483 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,073 I HAVE AN OPENING THIS AFTERNOON. 484 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:56,615 RON, I BELIEVE I'M READY TO SEE SHARON OUTSIDE THERAPY. 485 00:24:56,615 --> 00:24:58,615 I THINK IT'S TIME. 486 00:24:58,615 --> 00:25:00,615 SAW EACH OTHER LAST WEEK. 487 00:25:00,615 --> 00:25:02,240 FELT PRETTY GOOD. 488 00:25:09,573 --> 00:25:10,907 HOW WAS NEW YORK? 489 00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:14,573 BART FOODS WAS EVASIVE ABOUT ME BEING HERE NEXT YEAR. 490 00:25:14,573 --> 00:25:16,573 THEY'RE TRYING TO REPLACE ME WITH ROGER. 491 00:25:16,573 --> 00:25:19,907 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? 492 00:25:19,907 --> 00:25:23,240 IT'S JUST MY LATEST BATTLEFIELD, PETER. 493 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,240 SEXISM. CRONYISM. 494 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,782 NOW IT'S AGEISM. 495 00:25:27,782 --> 00:25:30,240 IF THEY THINK I'M GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT, 496 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,240 THEY'RE MISTAKEN. 497 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,240 CAPPUCCINO, NOREEN. 498 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,281 YES, MA'AM. SIR? 499 00:25:34,281 --> 00:25:36,073 UH, NOTHING, THANKS. 500 00:25:36,073 --> 00:25:38,615 THEY DON'T REALIZE ROGER IS A TIME BOMB. 501 00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,740 HE'S TERRIBLE UNDER PRESSURE. 502 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:44,073 EVEN WHEN HE DOES MOVE UP, 503 00:25:44,073 --> 00:25:46,615 SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO TAKE HIS PLACE. 504 00:25:46,615 --> 00:25:49,782 I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU. NEW YORK LIKES JACK. 505 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,990 HE PLAYS THEIR GAME. 506 00:25:53,281 --> 00:25:54,615 A GAME WITHOUT RULES. 507 00:25:54,615 --> 00:25:56,615 LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU FIRST CAME ABOARD. 508 00:25:56,615 --> 00:25:58,615 YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT NOW, BUT IT WORKS. 509 00:25:58,615 --> 00:26:00,949 I GUESS I GOT HUMAN ON YOU. 510 00:26:00,949 --> 00:26:03,949 HERE'S HOPING JACK BLOWS A HOLE IN HIS GUT 511 00:26:03,949 --> 00:26:05,740 AND HIS MARRIAGE FAILS. 512 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:08,949 THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A REFORMED WHORE. 513 00:26:08,949 --> 00:26:11,824 DON'T BE FOOLED BY COMPANY DAY-CARE CENTERS 514 00:26:11,824 --> 00:26:13,615 AND IN-HOUSE YOGA BREAKS. 515 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,990 PEOPLE STILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK, 516 00:26:15,990 --> 00:26:17,990 JUST LIKE THEY DID IN THE EIGHTIES. 517 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:19,990 NOW THEY JUST SMILE WHEN THEY DO IT. 518 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:25,990 I'VE HAD MORE KNIVES STUCK IN ME THAN JULIUS CAESAR. 519 00:26:25,990 --> 00:26:28,990 I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR NEW PACKAGING IDEA. 520 00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:33,657 A BIG HEART ON A SQUARE JAR. GOOD. 521 00:26:33,657 --> 00:26:36,657 IT COULD BE LOVE. IT COULD BE HEALTH. 522 00:26:36,657 --> 00:26:38,657 I LOVE IT. THANKS, NOREEN. 523 00:26:38,657 --> 00:26:40,657 KRIS MUST'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS. 524 00:26:40,657 --> 00:26:41,824 YES. YESTERDAY. 525 00:26:41,824 --> 00:26:43,990 SHE'S A FELLOW ALUMNUS OF MINE. 526 00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:46,323 SHE GRADUATED FROM STANFORD. 527 00:26:46,323 --> 00:26:49,198 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 528 00:26:49,198 --> 00:26:51,323 YES. OF COURSE. 529 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,699 MORNING, PETER. 530 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,699 KRIS, WE HAVE TO TALK. 531 00:26:59,699 --> 00:27:01,365 YOUR MOTHER CALLED AND THANKED YOU 532 00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:04,198 FOR THE BROOCH YOU SENT HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 533 00:27:04,198 --> 00:27:05,573 SHIT! I FORGOT! 534 00:27:05,573 --> 00:27:07,031 IT WAS ON THE ROLODEX-- 535 00:27:07,031 --> 00:27:08,573 YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK. 536 00:27:08,573 --> 00:27:10,573 YOU TOLD CHARLENE ABOUT HEART-SMART. 537 00:27:10,573 --> 00:27:13,990 I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR IT. 538 00:27:17,573 --> 00:27:19,907 TELL ME SOMETHING, KRIS. 539 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:25,198 WHAT'S A STANFORD GRAD DOING WORKING AS A TEMP? 540 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,573 AHEM. 541 00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,073 IT DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD 542 00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:46,073 GOING THROUGH FIVE JOBS IN ONE YEAR, 543 00:27:46,073 --> 00:27:48,073 SO I ENTER AS A TEMP. 544 00:27:48,073 --> 00:27:50,407 IF I DON'T LIKE THE COMPANY I'M WORKING FOR, 545 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:54,407 I GO TO THE NEXT GIG WITHOUT COVERING MY RESUME IN WHITE-OUT. 546 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:55,782 OH. 547 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,365 WE MARRY OUR JOBS. 548 00:27:58,365 --> 00:28:02,740 I WANT TO BE SURE ABOUT THE JOB I MARRY. 549 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:05,907 BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK ANYMORE. 550 00:28:08,031 --> 00:28:11,198 I FINALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE WHERE I FIT IN. 551 00:28:11,198 --> 00:28:12,907 REALLY? 552 00:28:15,407 --> 00:28:18,907 WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN, UH... 553 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,323 10 YEARS? 554 00:28:25,073 --> 00:28:26,949 THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT, 555 00:28:26,949 --> 00:28:28,448 MY ONLY PRIORITY, 556 00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:33,323 IS SERVING MY BOSS IN THE BEST, MOST EFFICIENT WAY POSSIBLE. 557 00:28:38,615 --> 00:28:39,907 WHAT'S THIS I HEAR 558 00:28:39,907 --> 00:28:43,615 ABOUT BART MOVING JACK UP TO V.P. INSTEAD OF YOU? 559 00:28:43,615 --> 00:28:46,615 JESUS, YOU GET AROUND, DON'T YOU? 560 00:28:46,615 --> 00:28:47,949 FUCK. 561 00:28:49,156 --> 00:28:50,281 NO, NO... 562 00:28:50,281 --> 00:28:52,115 LET ME SEE. 563 00:28:52,115 --> 00:28:54,073 IT'S THAT GOD-DAMNED JACK. 564 00:28:54,073 --> 00:28:57,073 HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE SEVENTH FLOOR, NOT ME. 565 00:28:57,073 --> 00:29:00,073 LOOKS LIKE YOU HOOKED UP WITH THE WRONG GUY. 566 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,115 I HOOKED UP WITH THE RIGHT, THE NICE GUY. 567 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:05,156 WELL, WE ALL KNOW WHERE NICE GUYS FINISH. 568 00:29:08,657 --> 00:29:11,448 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO? 569 00:29:11,448 --> 00:29:15,657 YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A NOTE FOR NEXT WEEK 570 00:29:15,657 --> 00:29:17,323 TO ICE JACK HARTSELL? 571 00:29:23,657 --> 00:29:25,198 YES, MR. DERNS. 572 00:29:28,156 --> 00:29:29,657 ORC-1267. 573 00:29:29,657 --> 00:29:30,990 HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, 574 00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:32,657 NO CHOLESTEROL, 575 00:29:32,657 --> 00:29:33,990 OATMEAL, RIBOFLAVIN, 576 00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:36,699 SOY LECITHIN AS EMULSIFIER. 577 00:29:36,699 --> 00:29:38,865 HAVE IT READY BY THE END OF NEXT MONTH. 578 00:29:38,865 --> 00:29:40,281 THAT'S TOO SOON. 579 00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:42,990 I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO SPLICE DNA! 580 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,532 YOU JUST DO IT! 581 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:45,657 ROG, ROG... 582 00:29:45,657 --> 00:29:47,699 LIGHTEN UP. WE'RE IN THE COOKIE BUSINESS. 583 00:29:47,699 --> 00:29:49,031 YOU ALL RIGHT? 584 00:29:49,031 --> 00:29:50,699 YES. THANK YOU. 585 00:29:50,699 --> 00:29:52,156 IT'S MISSING SOMETHING. 586 00:29:52,156 --> 00:29:53,532 IT'S MISSING MOLASSES. 587 00:29:53,532 --> 00:29:56,031 MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO PUT A PINCH OF MOLASSES 588 00:29:56,031 --> 00:29:57,532 IN HER COOKIES. 589 00:29:57,532 --> 00:30:00,031 IT MADE THEM TASTE BETTER, MORE CHEWY. 590 00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:02,865 DARLING, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 591 00:30:02,865 --> 00:30:07,031 BESIDES, ADDING MOLASSES WOULD BE COST PROHIBITIVE. 592 00:30:07,031 --> 00:30:08,990 ACTUALLY... 593 00:30:12,031 --> 00:30:14,031 MOLASSES WOULD BE A LOT CHEAPER 594 00:30:14,031 --> 00:30:16,031 THAN THE CHEMICALS WE PUT IN OUR PRODUCT 595 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:18,699 TO MAKE THEM TASTE LIKE MOLASSES. 596 00:30:18,699 --> 00:30:20,407 I CHECKED IT OUT. 597 00:30:22,198 --> 00:30:27,448 WHAT'S MORE, MOLASSES MAKES US MORE ORGANIC, MORE HOMEMADE. 598 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,073 SHE CHECKED IT OUT. 599 00:30:31,073 --> 00:30:34,073 WHY DON'T YOU CHECK IT OUT? 600 00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:44,407 WHAT IS WITH HER ANYWAY? 601 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:02,615 NICE RENTAL, DERNS. 602 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:10,490 WELL, IT'S TEMPORARY UNTIL I FIND SOMETHING MORE PERMANENT. 603 00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:13,115 HEY, YOU'RE THE REAL ESTATE AGENT. 604 00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:15,615 ANYTHING OUT THERE I MIGHT LIKE? 605 00:31:15,615 --> 00:31:18,115 THERE'S A HOUSE ON THE CORNER OF HARPER'S FERRY 606 00:31:18,115 --> 00:31:20,115 YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN-- 607 00:31:20,115 --> 00:31:21,990 FOUR-BEDROOM, THREE-BATH. 608 00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:25,115 THE YARD NEEDS A LITTLE WORK, THOUGH. 609 00:31:25,115 --> 00:31:28,073 MY GARDENER MOVED OUT. 610 00:31:28,073 --> 00:31:31,073 NATHAN IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT BASKETBALL CAMP. 611 00:31:31,073 --> 00:31:33,115 HE WANTS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. 612 00:31:33,115 --> 00:31:34,740 A PAIR OF, UH... 613 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:37,740 PUMP-- PUMP UP THE VOLUME? 614 00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:40,490 I DON'T KNOW. AIR SOMETHING. 615 00:31:40,490 --> 00:31:43,407 COULD THIS VISIT BE ABOUT MONEY? 616 00:31:43,407 --> 00:31:47,115 WELL, I COULD HAVE CALLED YOU TO ASK FOR IT. 617 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:50,156 BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU. 618 00:31:50,156 --> 00:31:52,532 LISTEN, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO, 619 00:31:52,532 --> 00:31:55,657 BUT THE PROMOTION I WAS BANKING ON 620 00:31:55,657 --> 00:31:57,031 HASN'T COME THROUGH YET. 621 00:31:57,031 --> 00:31:59,490 I'M NOT HERE TO PRESSURE YOU. 622 00:32:04,115 --> 00:32:06,115 WELL, HE MAY HAVE TO SETTLE 623 00:32:06,115 --> 00:32:07,657 FOR SOME PLAIN BASKETBALL SHOES 624 00:32:07,657 --> 00:32:09,490 WITH SOLID RUBBER SOLES. 625 00:32:12,323 --> 00:32:15,323 I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU TODAY 626 00:32:15,323 --> 00:32:19,490 TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER THIS WEEK. 627 00:32:23,323 --> 00:32:24,824 O.K. 628 00:32:24,824 --> 00:32:26,657 REALLY? 629 00:32:26,657 --> 00:32:28,657 MM-HMM. YEAH. 630 00:32:28,657 --> 00:32:30,156 GREAT. 631 00:32:31,031 --> 00:32:33,865 UM, I DON'T HAVE MY BOOK ON ME. 632 00:32:33,865 --> 00:32:35,323 O.K. ALL RIGHT. 633 00:32:35,323 --> 00:32:38,073 WELL, THEN, UH... 634 00:32:38,073 --> 00:32:41,365 I'LL HAVE MY SECRETARY CALL YOUR SECRETARY. 635 00:32:41,365 --> 00:32:42,573 O.K. 636 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:47,699 BYE. 637 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,198 GOODBYE. 638 00:32:58,365 --> 00:33:00,699 ...A SINGLE DAY SINCE THE EMERGENCY WAS DECLARED 639 00:33:00,699 --> 00:33:01,907 A FEW MONTHS AGO. 640 00:33:01,907 --> 00:33:04,031 NOW FOR OUR KFVD TRAFFIC REPORT, 641 00:33:04,031 --> 00:33:06,198 HERE'S PATTY FINLEY. 642 00:33:06,198 --> 00:33:08,031 THERE'S A STALLED VEHICLE 643 00:33:08,031 --> 00:33:09,865 IN THE RIGHT-HAND LANE OF 5 NORTHBOUND. 644 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:13,073 LOTS OF RUBBERNECKERS SLOWING DOWN TO LOOK. 645 00:33:13,073 --> 00:33:15,907 SO AVOID THAT AREA IF YOU CAN, DAN. 646 00:33:15,907 --> 00:33:19,073 YOU'RE LISTENING TO KFVD ALL-NEWS RADIO. 647 00:33:19,073 --> 00:33:20,573 I'M DAN RANDALL. 648 00:33:20,573 --> 00:33:22,907 ARSON WAS BLAMED AS THE CAUSE 649 00:33:22,907 --> 00:33:25,573 OF THE FIRE WHICH DESTROYED TWO LARGE WAREHOUSES 650 00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:28,073 IN DOWNTOWN TACOMA EARLY THIS MORNING. 651 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,532 THE BLAZE INVOLVED SIX FIRE COMPANIES 652 00:33:30,532 --> 00:33:32,532 AND COVERED TWO CITY BLOCKS. 653 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:35,448 IT TOOK ALMOST FOUR HOURS TO COMBAT... 654 00:33:45,073 --> 00:33:46,407 JACK. 655 00:33:50,865 --> 00:33:52,782 JESUS! 656 00:34:05,115 --> 00:34:07,740 I FEEL... 657 00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:09,657 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 658 00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:12,490 I MEAN, CONSIDERING-- 659 00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:14,115 CONSIDERING THE OTHER DAY? 660 00:34:14,115 --> 00:34:16,615 THE WISH BEING FATHER TO THE THOUGHT? 661 00:34:18,115 --> 00:34:19,448 DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP 662 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:21,824 OVER AN UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE. 663 00:34:24,115 --> 00:34:25,281 MMM. 664 00:34:25,281 --> 00:34:28,824 ANY THOUGHT TO WHO MIGHT TAKE JACK'S PLACE? 665 00:34:30,740 --> 00:34:32,824 SOMEONE FROM NEW YORK. 666 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,490 OR SARA. 667 00:34:38,156 --> 00:34:40,156 SARA. 668 00:34:40,156 --> 00:34:42,281 REALLY. 669 00:35:02,115 --> 00:35:05,615 I TOLD HIM TO WAIT OUTSIDE. 670 00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:08,657 SO, HOW IS IT WORKING IN AN AQUARIUM? 671 00:35:08,657 --> 00:35:10,156 GIVE ME THAT. 672 00:35:10,156 --> 00:35:12,490 GOT A TEST MARKET PLANNED AT BARNEY'S, HUH? 673 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,115 YEAH, LIKE I'D TELL YOU. 674 00:35:14,115 --> 00:35:16,115 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 675 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:17,490 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD? 676 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:20,156 YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED. 677 00:35:20,156 --> 00:35:21,532 BY ME. 678 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,156 NO! 679 00:35:26,156 --> 00:35:27,532 GOT YOU, BABE. 680 00:35:27,532 --> 00:35:29,156 JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 681 00:35:29,156 --> 00:35:31,699 THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND SAY HI. 682 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:33,156 HI. 683 00:35:33,156 --> 00:35:34,532 WANT SOME COFFEE? 684 00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:36,031 NAH. 685 00:35:36,031 --> 00:35:41,156 SO, WHO'S TAKING JACK'S PLACE NOW HE'S BEEN KICKED DOWNSTAIRS? 686 00:35:41,156 --> 00:35:43,740 WE DON'T KNOW YET. 687 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:49,240 KRIS, COULD YOU GET ME THE STRATEGY FOR ORC THANKS. 688 00:35:51,156 --> 00:35:53,156 I REALLY LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE. 689 00:35:53,156 --> 00:35:55,490 YEAH. IT'S VERY OLD WORLD. 690 00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,573 GO FOR IT, PETE. 691 00:35:59,573 --> 00:36:02,865 SHE'S WORTH LOSING YOUR JOB OVER. 692 00:36:11,031 --> 00:36:13,865 OH, WAIT UP. I'M COMING, TOO. 693 00:36:20,407 --> 00:36:21,407 THIS IS NEW. 694 00:36:21,407 --> 00:36:25,031 OLD, BUT IT'S MAKING A COMEBACK. 695 00:36:33,907 --> 00:36:36,573 WHY DON'T WE STOP BY KELL'S FOR A DRINK? 696 00:36:36,573 --> 00:36:37,740 IT MIGHT HELP YOU UNWIND. 697 00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:41,490 THANKS, BUT I'VE GOT GROCERY SHOPPING TO DO. 698 00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:03,949 I guess one drink wouldn't hurt. 699 00:37:06,782 --> 00:37:08,240 SHE KEPT SAYING 700 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,949 THAT SHE NEEDED A MAN WHO WOULD PUT FAMILY BEFORE WORK. 701 00:37:11,949 --> 00:37:15,490 I TOOK THAT TO MEAN SHE'D ALREADY FOUND ONE. 702 00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:18,490 NOW, ONE NIGHT I FOLLOWED SHARON TO HIS PLACE. 703 00:37:18,490 --> 00:37:21,490 I COULD HEAR THEM LAUGHING INSIDE. 704 00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:23,156 NERVOUS LAUGHTER. 705 00:37:23,156 --> 00:37:25,532 SO I TRIED TO BARGE IN, 706 00:37:25,532 --> 00:37:28,490 THE DOOR WAS LOCKED, SO I KICKED IT OPEN. 707 00:37:28,490 --> 00:37:29,532 SURE ENOUGH, 708 00:37:29,532 --> 00:37:32,990 I CAUGHT SHARON WITH HIM AND HIS WIFE. 709 00:37:32,990 --> 00:37:36,198 YOU CAUGHT SHARON IN THE BEDROOM WITH ANOTHER COUPLE? 710 00:37:36,198 --> 00:37:38,532 ACTUALLY, IT WAS THE DINING ROOM. 711 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:40,699 THEIR KIDS WERE THERE, TOO. 712 00:37:40,699 --> 00:37:43,782 HER BOSS WAS HAVING HER OVER FOR DINNER. 713 00:37:45,824 --> 00:37:48,990 YEAH. SHE TOSSED ME OUT AFTER THAT. 714 00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:52,532 AND THOSE KINDS OF EPISODES JUST KEPT HAPPENING. 715 00:37:52,532 --> 00:37:56,156 I MEAN, MY JEALOUSY JUST CONSUMED ME. 716 00:37:56,156 --> 00:37:58,156 TURNED ME INTO MR. HYDE. 717 00:37:58,156 --> 00:38:00,824 I WOULD IMAGINE THE WORST SHIT. 718 00:38:05,156 --> 00:38:08,156 WHY'D YOU GET SO JEALOUS? 719 00:38:08,156 --> 00:38:10,156 POOR ROLE MODELS. 720 00:38:10,156 --> 00:38:12,365 YOUR FATHER WAS A CHEAT. 721 00:38:12,365 --> 00:38:14,156 NO. NO, NO. 722 00:38:14,156 --> 00:38:15,490 MY MOTHER. 723 00:38:19,532 --> 00:38:21,865 AT LEAST JEALOUSY SHOWS PASSION. 724 00:38:30,532 --> 00:38:32,532 DON'T YOU FIND THAT YOU RESPOND 725 00:38:32,532 --> 00:38:36,031 TO SOMEONE WHO CARES DESPERATELY ABOUT SOMETHING? 726 00:38:36,031 --> 00:38:37,407 ANYTHING? 727 00:38:39,907 --> 00:38:43,198 H-HOW DID YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND MEET? 728 00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:44,865 AT WORK. 729 00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:47,949 HE WAS MY BOSS. 730 00:38:49,573 --> 00:38:51,573 WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, 731 00:38:51,573 --> 00:38:53,949 I HAD A PART-TIME JOB AT HEWLETT-PACKARD. 732 00:38:53,949 --> 00:38:55,573 WE GOT PREGNANT, MARRIED, AND FELL IN LOVE, 733 00:38:55,573 --> 00:38:57,073 IN THAT ORDER. 734 00:38:57,073 --> 00:39:00,782 HE GOT LAID OFF. I STARTED FILLING IN. 735 00:39:02,115 --> 00:39:05,115 WELL, HE'S LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 736 00:39:05,115 --> 00:39:07,740 I HOPE HE KNOWS THAT. 737 00:39:08,573 --> 00:39:11,115 SOMETIMES I WONDER IF HE DOES. 738 00:39:17,907 --> 00:39:20,115 SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE 739 00:39:20,115 --> 00:39:22,782 TO BE WITH ANOTHER MAN. 740 00:39:41,949 --> 00:39:44,407 I USED TO IMAGINE SHARON AND ANOTHER MAN 741 00:39:44,407 --> 00:39:47,949 SITTING IN A BAR, BOTH COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR MARRIAGES, 742 00:39:47,949 --> 00:39:50,949 CONSPIRING A SECRET RENDEZVOUS AT SOME CHEAP MOTEL. 743 00:39:50,949 --> 00:39:54,615 AND I WAS SITTING WHERE YOUR HUSBAND IS NOW. 744 00:39:54,615 --> 00:39:58,156 I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME HOME. 745 00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:26,657 MAYBE SOMEDAY I WON'T BE MARRIED. 746 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:29,990 KRIS, I DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH MY ASSISTANTS. 747 00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:33,990 MAYBE SOMEDAY I WON'T BE YOUR ASSISTANT. 748 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,031 HEY! 749 00:40:59,031 --> 00:41:01,031 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 750 00:41:01,031 --> 00:41:03,573 I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO SCORE AT HAPPY HOUR 751 00:41:03,573 --> 00:41:05,573 SO WE CAN HAVE DINNER. 752 00:41:05,573 --> 00:41:08,532 BUT DINNER'S TOMORROW NIGHT! 753 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:10,532 IS THIS BRINGING BACK MEMORIES? 754 00:41:10,532 --> 00:41:11,865 IT WAS TONIGHT! 755 00:41:11,865 --> 00:41:15,198 IS THAT THE ONE YOU'RE BUYING ALL THE JEWELRY FOR? 756 00:41:15,198 --> 00:41:16,407 WHAT? 757 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:17,865 GOD DAMN IT! 758 00:41:17,865 --> 00:41:20,031 AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MORE DISCREET, 759 00:41:20,031 --> 00:41:22,657 BUT USING OUR ACCOUNT AT JACOB BROTHERS? 760 00:41:24,198 --> 00:41:25,657 JESUS! 761 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:30,907 FUCK. 762 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,407 IT ALL STARTS WITH THE DRY CLEANING. 763 00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:38,573 THEN YOU'RE RUNNING HIM TO THE AIRPORT, DOING HIS CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. 764 00:41:38,573 --> 00:41:40,615 YOU DON'T NIP IT IN THE BUD, 765 00:41:40,615 --> 00:41:42,615 YOU'LL BE CHANGING HIS OIL. 766 00:41:42,615 --> 00:41:45,407 IT'S A WONDER THEY CAN PEE WITHOUT US HOLDING IT. 767 00:41:45,407 --> 00:41:48,615 I SAID, "SCREW IT. NO MORE WORKING FOR A MAN." 768 00:41:48,615 --> 00:41:51,240 PETER AND I HAVE A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP. 769 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,240 KRIS, CAN WE TALK? 770 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,782 NOW. 771 00:41:58,073 --> 00:42:00,782 HONEYMOON'S OVER, SWEET PEA. 772 00:42:05,573 --> 00:42:06,740 SOMETHING WRONG? 773 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:09,907 YES, I'D SAY SOMETHING'S DEFINITELY WRONG. 774 00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:17,281 YOU CHARGED A WATCH ON MY ACCOUNT AT JACOB BROTHERS. 775 00:42:17,281 --> 00:42:18,615 I CAN EXPLAIN. 776 00:42:18,615 --> 00:42:19,782 ALL RIGHT. 777 00:42:19,782 --> 00:42:23,615 I WENT TO PICK UP THAT BROOCH FOR YOUR MOTHER, 778 00:42:23,615 --> 00:42:26,073 AND I SAW A WATCH I HAD TO HAVE. 779 00:42:26,073 --> 00:42:28,281 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CARDS ON ME... 780 00:42:28,281 --> 00:42:31,073 PETER, I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT STUPID. 781 00:42:31,073 --> 00:42:35,448 OF COURSE I WAS GOING TO PAY YOU BACK. 782 00:42:35,448 --> 00:42:37,907 LOOK! I EVEN WROTE OUT A CHECK! 783 00:42:37,907 --> 00:42:41,615 THAT BILL GOES TO THE HOUSE, TO SHARON. 784 00:42:41,615 --> 00:42:44,907 AND YOU EVEN GOT OUR DINNER DATE WRONG. 785 00:42:44,907 --> 00:42:46,907 I NEVER GET DATES WRONG! 786 00:42:46,907 --> 00:42:49,949 PERHAPS YOUR ESTRANGED GOT THE DATE WRONG! 787 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:22,990 DON'T KID YOURSELF. 788 00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:25,657 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIRE HER. 789 00:43:25,657 --> 00:43:27,156 AT THE VERY LEAST, 790 00:43:27,156 --> 00:43:31,949 SHE'S SCREWING UP ANY CHANCE OF YOUR GETTING BACK WITH SHARON. 791 00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:39,198 YOU DO WANT TO MOVE BACK INTO THAT HOUSE, DON'T YOU? 792 00:43:39,198 --> 00:43:41,031 KRIS, YOU'VE BEEN AN INCREDIBLE HELP. 793 00:43:41,031 --> 00:43:43,490 FOR A WHILE THERE, YOU WERE A SAVIOR. 794 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:47,699 BUT I THINK YOU NEED A JOB THAT'S MORE CHALLENGING, 795 00:43:47,699 --> 00:43:50,365 SOMETHING THAT GIVES YOU MORE LEEWAY... 796 00:43:52,156 --> 00:43:53,740 MORE INPUT. 797 00:43:57,490 --> 00:44:02,198 KRIS, I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PART WAYS. 798 00:44:02,198 --> 00:44:03,323 I KNOW. 799 00:44:05,532 --> 00:44:07,156 YOU KNOW? 800 00:44:08,990 --> 00:44:13,407 I KNEW YESTERDAY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE WATCH. 801 00:44:23,031 --> 00:44:25,949 KRIS, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU. 802 00:44:28,073 --> 00:44:30,949 I'LL JUST BE DOWN THE HALL. 803 00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,573 COME AGAIN? 804 00:44:38,573 --> 00:44:40,573 PETER, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 805 00:44:40,573 --> 00:44:42,573 THEY MADE ME A MARKETING MANAGER. 806 00:44:42,573 --> 00:44:43,573 AN EXECUTIVE. 807 00:44:43,573 --> 00:44:44,949 I MADE IT! 808 00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:47,365 IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU. 809 00:44:53,073 --> 00:44:54,615 I'VE HEARD OF METEORIC RISES, 810 00:44:54,615 --> 00:44:55,573 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 811 00:44:55,573 --> 00:44:57,073 JUST BECAUSE KRIS' IS A WOMAN-- 812 00:44:57,073 --> 00:44:58,407 SARA DESERVES IT MORE THAT KRIS! 813 00:44:58,407 --> 00:45:02,073 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE MOLASSES THING WAS A KILLER. 814 00:45:02,073 --> 00:45:04,615 CHARLENE GAVE KRIS CREDIT FOR CHANGING THE APPLEBY LOGO. 815 00:45:04,615 --> 00:45:05,490 OH, GOD! 816 00:45:05,490 --> 00:45:07,073 THAT LOCKED IT UP FOR BART. 817 00:45:07,073 --> 00:45:09,073 THEY WANT AN INFUSION OF NEW BLOOD. 818 00:45:09,073 --> 00:45:11,073 I MAY NOT KISS ASS LIKE HER, 819 00:45:11,073 --> 00:45:14,073 BUT I'M GOING TO START KICKING IT! 820 00:45:14,073 --> 00:45:16,073 IS KRIS IN LINE FOR A V.P. SLOT? 821 00:45:16,073 --> 00:45:17,615 IT'S A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD. 822 00:45:17,615 --> 00:45:21,073 THE BEST-- THE BEST PERSON WINS. 823 00:45:21,073 --> 00:45:23,615 SHE'S GOT A HIDDEN AGENDA, ROG. 824 00:45:23,615 --> 00:45:26,073 DON'T WE ALL? 825 00:45:26,073 --> 00:45:28,949 JUST LET IT GO, ALL RIGHT? 826 00:45:31,073 --> 00:45:34,323 I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THIS PROJECT IS OVER. 827 00:45:39,782 --> 00:45:43,615 I MEANT WHAT I SAID... 828 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:47,156 NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU. 829 00:45:49,323 --> 00:45:50,657 OH, WELL... 830 00:46:02,198 --> 00:46:03,657 THANKS. 831 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:09,031 OPEN IT. 832 00:46:32,031 --> 00:46:34,198 NO MORE PAPER CUTS. 833 00:46:36,907 --> 00:46:38,031 THANKS. 834 00:46:38,031 --> 00:46:41,240 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO-- 835 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:41,907 I DIDN'T. 836 00:46:41,907 --> 00:46:44,907 I CHARGED IT TO YOU. 837 00:46:48,699 --> 00:46:51,031 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY? 838 00:46:51,031 --> 00:46:52,407 IT WAS GREAT. 839 00:46:53,699 --> 00:46:56,323 LET'S BREAK IN MY NEW EXPENSE ACCOUNT OVER DINNER. 840 00:46:56,323 --> 00:46:58,365 IT'S MRS. DERNS. 841 00:47:00,573 --> 00:47:02,073 EXCUSE ME. 842 00:47:04,198 --> 00:47:05,156 HELLO. 843 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,699 HI. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 844 00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:10,073 NATHAN LOVED HIS SNEAKERS. 845 00:47:10,073 --> 00:47:14,240 AND THE PEARLS WERE A NICE TOUCH. 846 00:47:15,281 --> 00:47:16,407 Kris. 847 00:47:17,699 --> 00:47:19,949 Could you excuse me? 848 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,073 I THOUGHT WE'D HEAD TO ALBERT'S, 849 00:47:24,073 --> 00:47:25,699 BREAK OPEN SOME OYSTERS. 850 00:47:25,699 --> 00:47:27,073 MAYBE WE'D FIND SOME MORE. 851 00:47:27,073 --> 00:47:30,407 UH, LET ME CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. 852 00:47:33,699 --> 00:47:35,407 KRIS? 853 00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:45,907 HELLO. DID YOU KNOW MRS. APPLEBY IS BAKING COOKIES NOW? 854 00:47:45,907 --> 00:47:48,407 MY HUSBAND LIKES BAKER MILLS MACAROONS, 855 00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:51,949 BUT I SUPPOSE I COULD TRY ONE. 856 00:47:51,949 --> 00:47:53,615 I REALLY SHOULDN'T. 857 00:47:53,615 --> 00:47:55,949 FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, 858 00:47:55,949 --> 00:47:57,824 OATMEAL RAISIN CLASSIC 859 00:47:57,824 --> 00:48:00,281 COMES IN THIS TRADITIONAL COOKIE JAR. 860 00:48:00,281 --> 00:48:02,615 OATMEAL RAISIN CLASSICS ARE LOW IN CHOLESTEROL, 861 00:48:02,615 --> 00:48:05,448 WHICH MEANS THEY'RE NOT ONLY GOOD TASTING, 862 00:48:05,448 --> 00:48:08,573 BUT THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU, TOO. 863 00:48:12,407 --> 00:48:14,782 MMM. 864 00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:27,824 AAH! 865 00:48:27,824 --> 00:48:29,990 AAH! 866 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,448 THE BOYS IN MANHATTAN ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS. 867 00:48:32,448 --> 00:48:35,448 I BET IT WAS GLASS FROM THAT DAMN COOKIE JAR. 868 00:48:35,448 --> 00:48:38,990 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET YOU TALK ME INTO IT. ROGER! 869 00:48:38,990 --> 00:48:41,448 IT WASN'T THE CONTAINER. THE JARS ARE PLASTIC. 870 00:48:41,448 --> 00:48:43,657 WE HAVE TO STOP THE BLEEDING. 871 00:48:43,657 --> 00:48:44,782 O.K. ROGER... 872 00:48:44,782 --> 00:48:45,782 YES? 873 00:48:45,782 --> 00:48:46,824 CONTACT LEGAL. 874 00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:49,323 READY THEM FOR AN AVALANCHE OF LAWSUITS. 875 00:48:49,323 --> 00:48:51,657 PETER, TALK TO THE COPS AND THE BAKERIES. 876 00:48:51,657 --> 00:48:54,323 KRIS, PREPARE A STATEMENT SAYING APPLEBY IS DOING EVERYTHING 877 00:48:54,323 --> 00:48:56,323 TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 878 00:48:56,323 --> 00:48:57,865 I THOUGHT I HANDLED MEDIA. 879 00:48:57,865 --> 00:48:59,115 KRIS IS CAMERA-FRIENDLY. 880 00:48:59,115 --> 00:49:03,198 YOU KNOW, JUST PRAY THAT OUR FACTORY IS CLEARED 881 00:49:03,198 --> 00:49:05,156 OF ANY NEGLIGENCE. 882 00:49:05,156 --> 00:49:07,865 BECAUSE IF APPLEBY IS TO BLAME, 883 00:49:07,865 --> 00:49:10,865 NEW YORK IS GOING TO COME LOOKING 884 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,865 FOR SACRIFICIAL LAMBS. 885 00:49:12,865 --> 00:49:15,031 AND I PROMISE YOU, 886 00:49:15,031 --> 00:49:17,865 IT WON'T BE ME. 887 00:49:19,865 --> 00:49:21,365 YOU COME WITH ME. 888 00:49:21,365 --> 00:49:26,031 THIS BUSINESS IS GOING TO PUT ME IN AN EARLY GRAVE. 889 00:49:26,031 --> 00:49:27,865 MEDIA IS RADIO AND TELEVISION... 890 00:49:27,865 --> 00:49:31,740 STILL THINK THE PLAYING FIELD IS LEVEL? 891 00:49:34,073 --> 00:49:36,365 APPLEBY AND THE HILLSBORO POLICE 892 00:49:36,365 --> 00:49:37,907 ARE CONDUCTING A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION 893 00:49:37,907 --> 00:49:39,907 INTO THE INCIDENT AT BARNEY'S. 894 00:49:39,907 --> 00:49:41,240 AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE, 895 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,907 BART FOODS HAS TAKEN ALL APPLEBY PRODUCTS 896 00:49:43,907 --> 00:49:45,198 OFF THE SHELVES. 897 00:49:45,198 --> 00:49:47,365 WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT THIS SITUATION 898 00:49:47,365 --> 00:49:49,824 SHOULD BE RESOLVED IN A FEW DAYS. 899 00:49:49,824 --> 00:49:53,699 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT KRIS SABOTAGED THE MARKET TEST? 900 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:56,198 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 901 00:49:56,198 --> 00:49:59,198 I AM ASKING WHO GAINS AND WHO LOSES FROM THIS. 902 00:49:59,198 --> 00:50:01,198 THE WINNER'S GOING TO BE KRIS BOLIN. 903 00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:03,740 I NEEDN'T TELL YOU WHO THE LOSERS WILL BE. 904 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:04,740 YOU'RE CRAZY. 905 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:05,865 STOP SAYING THAT. 906 00:50:05,865 --> 00:50:09,407 WHAT ABOUT YOUR BUDDY AT BAKER MILLS? 907 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,740 I'VE SEEN HIM HANGING AROUND HERE A LOT. 908 00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:14,740 BRAD PLAYS TOUGH, BUT--IT'S SOMEONE IN THIS COMPANY. 909 00:50:14,740 --> 00:50:17,365 IF I HAD TOLD CHARLENE ABOUT YOUR THEORY, 910 00:50:17,365 --> 00:50:19,907 GOD KNOWS WHAT SHE'D DO WITH YOU, PETER! 911 00:50:19,907 --> 00:50:21,907 YOU'VE GOT THIS PROBLEM-- 912 00:50:21,907 --> 00:50:24,281 HAD! I HAD THIS PROBLEM! 913 00:50:25,949 --> 00:50:27,407 I HAD... 914 00:50:28,573 --> 00:50:29,782 THIS PROBLEM. 915 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,782 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 916 00:50:46,448 --> 00:50:50,448 PULL! YES, YES, YES, YES, YES! 917 00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:52,115 YES, YES, YES! PULL! 918 00:50:52,115 --> 00:50:53,657 PULL! 919 00:50:55,949 --> 00:50:57,115 NO! 920 00:50:57,115 --> 00:50:58,115 COME ON! 921 00:50:58,115 --> 00:50:59,115 COME ON! 922 00:50:59,115 --> 00:51:00,115 COME ON! 923 00:51:00,115 --> 00:51:01,615 PULL! 924 00:51:03,907 --> 00:51:04,907 PULL! 925 00:51:04,907 --> 00:51:05,949 PULL! 926 00:51:05,949 --> 00:51:07,907 PULL! PULL! 927 00:51:07,907 --> 00:51:08,949 WHOA, WHOA! 928 00:51:08,949 --> 00:51:11,115 COME ON, PULL! COME ON! 929 00:51:11,115 --> 00:51:12,782 GO! GO! 930 00:51:27,365 --> 00:51:30,699 YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD YOUR WHEATIES THIS MORNING. 931 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,865 BART TAKES IN 50 TRILLION A YEAR, 932 00:51:34,865 --> 00:51:36,699 AND WE GET HOT DOGS. 933 00:51:36,699 --> 00:51:39,323 WE SELL OATMEAL AND SHRAPNEL COOKIES. 934 00:51:39,323 --> 00:51:41,156 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 935 00:51:41,156 --> 00:51:43,824 HOW COME WE NEVER SEE KRIS' FAMILY? 936 00:51:43,824 --> 00:51:46,156 DAUGHTER'S SICK. HER HUSBAND'S BABYSITTING. 937 00:51:46,156 --> 00:51:49,448 WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME ANYTHING? 938 00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:13,657 HI. 939 00:52:16,532 --> 00:52:19,198 ROGER SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME. 940 00:52:19,198 --> 00:52:21,573 WHY DON'T YOU COME IN FOR A SWIM? 941 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:23,198 THE WATER'S A LITTLE COLD. 942 00:52:23,198 --> 00:52:26,031 IT COULD USE SOME WARMING UP. 943 00:52:55,740 --> 00:52:56,657 THANK YOU. 944 00:52:58,115 --> 00:53:00,740 WE USED TO COME TO A LAKE LIKE THIS 945 00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:02,865 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 946 00:53:02,865 --> 00:53:05,532 ON SENIOR DITCH DAY. 947 00:53:05,532 --> 00:53:09,615 MY BOYFRIEND AND I WOULD GO FOR A SWIM... 948 00:53:11,907 --> 00:53:13,907 DRIFT AWAY FROM SHORE. 949 00:53:16,448 --> 00:53:19,115 THEN I'D PULL OFF HIS TRUNKS. 950 00:53:19,115 --> 00:53:21,740 HE'D TAKE OFF MY BIKINI. 951 00:53:27,949 --> 00:53:29,907 WE'D FUCK UNDERWATER. 952 00:53:34,448 --> 00:53:37,281 EVERYONE ON SHORE WAS DRINKING BEER 953 00:53:37,281 --> 00:53:39,907 AND PLAYING FRISBEE... 954 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,824 WATCHING US. 955 00:53:43,824 --> 00:53:46,448 AND NOBODY KNEW WHAT WE WERE DOING. 956 00:53:46,448 --> 00:53:49,657 WE JUST LOOKED LIKE TWO LOVERS EMBRACING. 957 00:53:52,281 --> 00:53:53,448 WOULDN'T IT BE FUN 958 00:53:53,448 --> 00:53:57,949 IF WE DID THE SAME THING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW? 959 00:53:57,949 --> 00:54:02,907 IN FRONT OF ROGER, CHARLENE, GOD, AND EVERYBODY? 960 00:54:18,532 --> 00:54:21,490 WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE A TRIP? 961 00:54:37,323 --> 00:54:39,699 WHAT'S THE VERDICT, LARRY? 962 00:54:39,699 --> 00:54:41,699 CLEAN. NOT EVEN A COCKROACH. 963 00:54:41,699 --> 00:54:46,573 THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT WAS WITH US EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 964 00:54:46,573 --> 00:54:49,824 GREAT. THANKS. ROGER'S GOING TO BE PUMPED. 965 00:54:49,824 --> 00:54:50,990 YEAH, BYE. 966 00:55:09,031 --> 00:55:10,365 TO ALL CONCERNED... 967 00:55:10,365 --> 00:55:14,532 WE ARE ENTRENCHED IN A TERRIBLE QUAGMIRE 968 00:55:14,532 --> 00:55:16,573 OF NEGATIVE PUBLICITY 969 00:55:16,573 --> 00:55:17,865 AND POLITICAL INFIGHTING 970 00:55:17,865 --> 00:55:21,240 AS A RESULT OF THE RECENT EPISODE 971 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,699 AT BARNEY'S. 972 00:55:22,699 --> 00:55:26,198 BUT THE UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT CANNOT BE BLAMED... 973 00:55:27,281 --> 00:55:28,740 OR THE BAKERY, 974 00:55:28,740 --> 00:55:30,740 BUT MUST BE SHOULDERED 975 00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:32,907 BY THE PERSON IN CHARGE. 976 00:55:32,907 --> 00:55:37,907 MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES TO MY LOVED ONES... 977 00:55:37,907 --> 00:55:38,615 ROG? 978 00:55:38,615 --> 00:55:39,949 AND CO-WORKERS. 979 00:55:42,281 --> 00:55:44,949 TO ALL CONCERNED... 980 00:55:44,949 --> 00:55:48,073 WE ARE ENTRENCHED IN A TERRIBLE QUAGMIRE... 981 00:55:48,073 --> 00:55:48,907 ROG? 982 00:55:48,907 --> 00:55:50,031 OF NEGATIVE PUBLICITY 983 00:55:50,031 --> 00:55:52,281 AND POLITICAL INFIGHTING 984 00:55:52,281 --> 00:55:56,407 AS A RESULT OF THE RECENT EPISODE AT BARNEY'S. 985 00:55:56,407 --> 00:55:58,907 BUT THE UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT 986 00:55:58,907 --> 00:56:02,115 CANNOT BE BLAMED ON LOWER MANAGEMENT 987 00:56:02,115 --> 00:56:03,573 OR THE BAKERY, 988 00:56:03,573 --> 00:56:07,115 BUT MUST BE SHOULDERED BY THE PERSON IN CHARGE. 989 00:56:07,115 --> 00:56:10,073 MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES 990 00:56:10,073 --> 00:56:12,323 TO MY LOVED ONES... 991 00:56:14,073 --> 00:56:16,615 TO ALL CONCERNED... 992 00:56:16,615 --> 00:56:19,615 WE ARE ENTRENCHED IN A TERRIBLE QUAGMIRE 993 00:56:19,615 --> 00:56:22,281 OF NEGATIVE PUBLICITY 994 00:56:22,281 --> 00:56:23,949 AND POLITICAL INFIGHTING 995 00:56:23,949 --> 00:56:27,990 AS A RESULT OF THE RECENT EPISODE AT BARNEY'S. 996 00:56:29,281 --> 00:56:30,657 AAH! 997 00:57:00,532 --> 00:57:02,532 WE ARE GATHERED TOGETHER HERE 998 00:57:02,532 --> 00:57:05,532 TO COMMIT THE ASHES OF ROGER JASSER 999 00:57:05,532 --> 00:57:09,657 TO THE WINDS AND TO THE VALLEY AND THE RIVER. 1000 00:57:09,657 --> 00:57:11,657 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 1001 00:57:11,657 --> 00:57:14,448 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF EXECUTIVES AROUND HERE. 1002 00:57:14,448 --> 00:57:16,990 WITH OATMEAL RAISIN CLASSIC SO CLOSE TO BREAKING, 1003 00:57:16,990 --> 00:57:19,657 BART FOODS IS RELUCTANT TO BRING SOMEBODY IN 1004 00:57:19,657 --> 00:57:20,990 FROM THE OUTSIDE, 1005 00:57:20,990 --> 00:57:23,657 SO I'M TALKING TO YOU AND A FEW OTHERS 1006 00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,198 ABOUT THE POSITION TODAY. 1007 00:57:25,198 --> 00:57:27,323 I'M READY IF YOU NEED ME, 1008 00:57:27,323 --> 00:57:28,657 BUT TO BE HONEST, 1009 00:57:28,657 --> 00:57:31,490 IT'S NOT EXACTLY FOREMOST ON MY MIND. 1010 00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:34,407 I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY, PETER. 1011 00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,198 WE'RE ALL A LITTLE SHAKEN UP. 1012 00:57:36,198 --> 00:57:38,865 IN THE MEANTIME, THE BUSINESS AT HAND, HUH? 1013 00:57:38,865 --> 00:57:41,865 NEXT WEEK, BILL LIVES AND JOHN STEELE 1014 00:57:41,865 --> 00:57:43,865 WILL BE BACK IN TOWN. 1015 00:57:43,865 --> 00:57:46,490 I WANT YOU TO SHOW THEM AROUND, 1016 00:57:46,490 --> 00:57:48,865 LET THEM KNOW THAT WE'RE IN CONTROL. 1017 00:57:48,865 --> 00:57:51,490 WE ARE IN CONTROL, AREN'T WE? 1018 00:57:51,490 --> 00:57:52,865 MM-HMM. 1019 00:57:52,865 --> 00:57:54,198 O.K. 1020 00:57:54,198 --> 00:57:55,323 O.K. 1021 00:58:33,949 --> 00:58:38,740 LAST ONE TO THE EXECUTIVE SUITE'S A ROTTEN EGG. 1022 00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:40,949 COMPETITIVE SITUATIONS LIKE THESE... 1023 00:58:42,615 --> 00:58:44,907 CAN TEST A FRIENDSHIP. 1024 00:58:44,907 --> 00:58:47,448 I HOPE WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, 1025 00:58:47,448 --> 00:58:50,198 YOU AND I ARE STILL FRIENDS. 1026 00:58:53,281 --> 00:58:55,073 TELL ME SOMETHING, KRIS. 1027 00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:57,949 WERE YOU AND ROGER SLEEPING TOGETHER? 1028 00:58:57,949 --> 00:59:01,573 NO. CHARLENE AND I ARE. 1029 00:59:01,573 --> 00:59:04,448 I GO STRAIGHT TO THE TOP. 1030 00:59:15,573 --> 00:59:17,490 SHE'S FUCKING WITH ME. 1031 00:59:17,490 --> 00:59:18,740 WHO, SHARON? 1032 00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:21,990 NAH, SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS ME BETTER THAN A SPOUSE-- 1033 00:59:21,990 --> 00:59:25,323 MY GOD DAMN SECRETARY-- OR FORMER SECRETARY. 1034 00:59:30,407 --> 00:59:33,115 KRIS 1035 00:59:33,115 --> 00:59:36,115 ALL RIGHT, PETE, DON'T GET MAD AT ME, 1036 00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:39,156 BUT YOU'VE HAD THESE KINDS OF SUSPICIONS BEFORE, 1037 00:59:39,156 --> 00:59:41,824 AND THEY'VE PRETTY MUCH BLOWN UP IN YOUR FACE. 1038 00:59:41,824 --> 00:59:45,323 I MEAN, SHARON, CASE IN POINT, RIGHT? 1039 00:59:46,532 --> 00:59:49,782 OH, YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT? 1040 00:59:49,782 --> 00:59:51,824 IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 1041 00:59:51,824 --> 00:59:52,990 YOU JUST BE CAREFUL. 1042 00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:55,824 YOU ACCUSE YOUR EX-SECRETARY OF SABOTAGE, 1043 00:59:55,824 --> 00:59:58,156 YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1044 00:59:58,156 --> 01:00:00,115 BETTER HAVE PROOF. 1045 01:00:00,115 --> 01:00:00,990 COME ON. 1046 01:00:00,990 --> 01:00:03,949 COME TO ME. COME ON, SLICK. 1047 01:00:11,949 --> 01:00:13,490 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1048 01:00:13,490 --> 01:00:15,115 HUH? 1049 01:00:16,323 --> 01:00:17,448 FOUL. 1050 01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:27,407 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1051 01:01:29,031 --> 01:01:32,573 I WAS LOOKING FOR A FILE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1052 01:01:32,573 --> 01:01:34,240 I HEARD A NOISE. 1053 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,865 FROM YOUR OFFICE? 1054 01:01:35,865 --> 01:01:38,240 I'M NOT THE ONE THAT GOT CAUGHT 1055 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,865 WITH MY HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. 1056 01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:43,281 COME ON, YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT HER, TOO. 1057 01:01:43,281 --> 01:01:46,323 DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH. 1058 01:02:15,782 --> 01:02:18,115 IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR TEMPORARY? 1059 01:02:18,115 --> 01:02:20,115 IS SHE NOT PERFORMING HER DUTIES? 1060 01:02:20,115 --> 01:02:22,782 NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HER. 1061 01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:23,990 IS THERE A HYGIENE PROBLEM? 1062 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:26,824 NO, ACTUALLY, HER HYGIENE IS ABOVE AVERAGE. 1063 01:02:26,824 --> 01:02:28,990 UH, KRISTEN BOLIN. HERE. 1064 01:02:28,990 --> 01:02:32,615 HER LAST JOB WAS FOR TED FINE AT REDMONT SAVINGS 1065 01:02:32,615 --> 01:02:34,990 IN EUGENE, UH, FEBRUARY 1991. 1066 01:02:40,323 --> 01:02:42,490 TED FINE DIED? 1067 01:02:42,490 --> 01:02:44,156 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 1068 01:02:44,156 --> 01:02:46,824 DUMB SHIT GOES SWIMMING AFTER A TRIPLE BYPASS. 1069 01:02:46,824 --> 01:02:48,824 DOESN'T TAKE HIS NITRO WITH HIM. 1070 01:02:48,824 --> 01:02:49,824 HIS FAULT. 1071 01:02:49,824 --> 01:02:52,115 YOU KNOW, UM... 1072 01:02:53,281 --> 01:02:54,490 KRIS AND I, 1073 01:02:54,490 --> 01:02:58,323 WE USED TO HAVE THESE HORRENDOUS FIGHTS OVER TED. 1074 01:02:58,323 --> 01:03:02,824 I, UM, I ACCUSED HER OF SLEEPING WITH HIM. 1075 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,865 IN HIS WET DREAMS. 1076 01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,365 HE TRIED LIKE HELL. 1077 01:03:07,365 --> 01:03:10,031 ONLY REASON KRIS PUT UP WITH IT 1078 01:03:10,031 --> 01:03:11,323 WAS BECAUSE HE PROMISED 1079 01:03:11,323 --> 01:03:14,031 TO GET HER INTO THE MANAGEMENT TRAINING PROGRAM. 1080 01:03:14,031 --> 01:03:15,532 ME? I'D HAVE CLOCKED HIM. 1081 01:03:15,532 --> 01:03:16,865 THEN REMEMBER... 1082 01:03:16,865 --> 01:03:20,156 TEDDY PROMOTED THAT COLLEGE INTERN HE WAS--HMM-HMM-- 1083 01:03:20,156 --> 01:03:22,365 DOING THE DIRTY DEED WITH. 1084 01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:25,156 KRIS REALLY WIGGED OUT ABOUT THAT. 1085 01:03:25,156 --> 01:03:26,240 HUH. 1086 01:03:28,907 --> 01:03:30,365 I'M SORRY, MR. DERNS. 1087 01:03:30,365 --> 01:03:32,907 SHE WENT TO GO WORK OUT AT THE CLUB. 1088 01:03:32,907 --> 01:03:34,532 WHEN WILL SHE BE BACK? 1089 01:03:34,532 --> 01:03:35,907 SHE DIDN'T SAY. 1090 01:03:35,907 --> 01:03:37,365 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1091 01:03:37,365 --> 01:03:39,907 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT YOUR SON'S GAME. 1092 01:03:39,907 --> 01:03:41,323 SHIT. 1093 01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:48,073 THAT'S O.K. THAT'S O.K. 1094 01:03:53,073 --> 01:03:54,532 HOW'S HE DOING? 1095 01:03:54,532 --> 01:03:57,407 GREAT. YOU MISSED THE FIRST HALF. 1096 01:03:59,532 --> 01:04:02,740 SOMEONE AT APPLEBY TOLD CHARLENE ABOUT FELDMAN. 1097 01:04:02,740 --> 01:04:03,907 WHO? 1098 01:04:03,907 --> 01:04:07,198 KRIS, MY FORMER ASSISTANT. COME ON, NATHE! 1099 01:04:07,198 --> 01:04:09,407 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK TWICE 1100 01:04:09,407 --> 01:04:11,740 BEFORE YOU FUCK YOUR SECRETARY. 1101 01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:13,699 I DIDN'T. 1102 01:04:13,699 --> 01:04:14,907 GOD DAMN IT, I... 1103 01:04:14,907 --> 01:04:19,240 YOU THINK I'D BE TELLING YOU ABOUT THIS IF I WAS? 1104 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,782 I'M TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORK. YOU KNOW THAT. 1105 01:04:21,782 --> 01:04:23,240 WHY WOULD SHE DO IT? 1106 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,532 SHE WANTS TO BE MY BOSS. 1107 01:04:25,532 --> 01:04:26,407 YOU SURE? 1108 01:04:26,407 --> 01:04:28,907 NO, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT ANY-- 1109 01:04:28,907 --> 01:04:30,949 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT ANYTHING. 1110 01:04:30,949 --> 01:04:32,156 THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM. 1111 01:04:32,156 --> 01:04:36,115 I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY SURE ABOUT NOTHING. 1112 01:04:36,115 --> 01:04:38,990 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO FELDMAN. 1113 01:04:38,990 --> 01:04:42,990 JUST TOUCH BASE WITH HIM. TALK ABOUT IT. 1114 01:04:47,782 --> 01:04:50,740 LOOK, I GOT TO GO. I'M SORRY. 1115 01:04:50,740 --> 01:04:51,990 PETER! 1116 01:04:51,990 --> 01:04:55,490 YOUR PRIORITIES HAVEN'T REALLY CHANGED, HAVE THEY? 1117 01:05:18,824 --> 01:05:19,990 AHEM. AHEM. 1118 01:05:19,990 --> 01:05:23,365 UH, WATER. ANYTHING. 1119 01:05:25,365 --> 01:05:26,448 HI. 1120 01:05:26,448 --> 01:05:27,532 SO, UM... 1121 01:05:43,824 --> 01:05:45,615 THANKS. 1122 01:05:45,615 --> 01:05:46,365 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1123 01:05:46,365 --> 01:05:49,031 $4.00. 1124 01:07:48,407 --> 01:07:51,323 HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1125 01:07:51,323 --> 01:07:55,115 YOU BETTER RUN, YOU PERVERT! 1126 01:07:55,115 --> 01:07:57,281 CHICKEN SHIT PEEPING TOM! 1127 01:07:57,281 --> 01:08:00,281 I LANDED HIM A GOOD ONE. 1128 01:08:04,156 --> 01:08:05,657 SOMEONE... 1129 01:08:06,990 --> 01:08:09,699 I DON'T KNOW WHO YET... 1130 01:08:11,323 --> 01:08:14,281 SOMEONE IN THIS COMPANY 1131 01:08:14,281 --> 01:08:17,699 IS LEAKING MARKETING STRATEGY 1132 01:08:17,699 --> 01:08:19,365 TO OUR COMPETITORS. 1133 01:08:19,365 --> 01:08:23,824 BAKER MILLS IS DOING A KNOCKOFF 1134 01:08:23,824 --> 01:08:25,156 OF OUR OATMEAL LINE 1135 01:08:25,156 --> 01:08:28,824 RIGHT DOWN TO THE PACKAGING! 1136 01:08:28,824 --> 01:08:31,824 AND THEY'RE INTRODUCING THE PRODUCT 1137 01:08:31,824 --> 01:08:34,949 ONE WEEK BEFORE OURS! 1138 01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:40,573 I FIND THIS TO BE MORE THAN JUST A COINCIDENCE. 1139 01:08:43,198 --> 01:08:48,323 SOMEONE HERE... IS GOING TO PAY. 1140 01:08:49,365 --> 01:08:50,657 NEVER SEEN CHARLENE SO ANGRY. 1141 01:08:50,657 --> 01:08:53,365 SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GOING OFF THE DEEP END. 1142 01:08:53,365 --> 01:08:54,532 HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL. 1143 01:08:54,532 --> 01:08:57,907 YOUR GOOD BUDDY BRAD-- SURE HE CAN BE TRUSTED? 1144 01:08:57,907 --> 01:08:59,699 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 1145 01:08:59,699 --> 01:09:03,240 MAYBE I OUGHT TO CHECK IT OUT. 1146 01:09:06,573 --> 01:09:09,198 HE SURE HAD QUITE THE RUN 1147 01:09:09,198 --> 01:09:11,198 OF YOUR OFFICE THAT DAY. 1148 01:09:11,198 --> 01:09:13,573 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 1149 01:09:13,573 --> 01:09:16,824 WOULD LIKE TO COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 1150 01:09:16,824 --> 01:09:18,198 WE HAVE PLANS. 1151 01:09:18,198 --> 01:09:20,573 O.K., FINE. HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT? 1152 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,615 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD? 1153 01:09:22,615 --> 01:09:24,240 HURT IT PLAYING BASKETBALL. 1154 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,240 MARK HAS A LATE MEETING. 1155 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,448 FRIDAY NIGHT. 1156 01:09:27,448 --> 01:09:29,240 THIS WEEKEND'S BAD. 1157 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,699 MY, MY. IF YOU AND I WEREN'T FRIENDS, 1158 01:09:31,699 --> 01:09:34,907 I'D THINK YOU WERE TRYING TO PUT ME OFF. 1159 01:09:34,907 --> 01:09:36,615 YOU, UH, YOU DO HAVE 1160 01:09:36,615 --> 01:09:38,615 A HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER, DON'T YOU? 1161 01:09:38,615 --> 01:09:40,615 THIS WASN'T SOMETHING YOU JUST CREATED 1162 01:09:40,615 --> 01:09:42,073 TO FIT THE APPLEBY IMAGE? 1163 01:09:42,073 --> 01:09:45,407 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? I'M INVITING YOUR FAMILY TO DINNER. 1164 01:09:45,407 --> 01:09:47,073 YOU SAY NOT TONIGHT, NOT-- 1165 01:09:47,073 --> 01:09:48,573 THEY LEFT ME, O.K.? 1166 01:09:48,573 --> 01:09:50,532 MARK AND LIZZIE LEFT ME! 1167 01:09:50,532 --> 01:09:52,073 EASY. TAKE IT EASY. 1168 01:09:52,073 --> 01:09:53,573 THEY MOVED OUT LAST WEEK! 1169 01:09:53,573 --> 01:09:56,949 I HAVE TO GO TO COURT TO GET MY DAUGHTER BACK! ARE YOU HAPPY? 1170 01:09:59,407 --> 01:10:01,532 NICE GOING, DERNS. 1171 01:10:13,490 --> 01:10:17,657 UM, HEY, DAD, THIS IS NATHAN. 1172 01:10:17,657 --> 01:10:18,657 BYE. 1173 01:10:20,073 --> 01:10:21,281 YO, IT'S BRAD. 1174 01:10:21,281 --> 01:10:24,073 SORRY WE KEEP PLAYING PHONE TAG. 1175 01:10:24,073 --> 01:10:25,073 YOU'RE IT. 1176 01:10:25,073 --> 01:10:26,448 HELLO, WHO IS THIS? 1177 01:10:26,448 --> 01:10:28,824 YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH MY MESSAGES? 1178 01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:31,782 LET ME FUCKIN' PLAY THEM BACK FOR YOU! 1179 01:10:40,156 --> 01:10:41,949 NO SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY. 1180 01:10:41,949 --> 01:10:44,615 MY FORMER SECRETARY MAY HAVE HAD KEYS MADE. 1181 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,657 YOU WANT HER NAME, ADDRESS? 1182 01:10:46,657 --> 01:10:48,198 FOR REARRANGING YOUR FURNITURE? 1183 01:10:48,198 --> 01:10:49,657 NOTHING'S MISSING, RIGHT? 1184 01:10:49,657 --> 01:10:51,990 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1185 01:10:51,990 --> 01:10:55,532 CHANGE THE LOCKS. I LIKE WHAT SHE DID, THOUGH. 1186 01:10:55,532 --> 01:10:57,156 WORKS FOR ME. 1187 01:10:57,156 --> 01:10:59,115 HA HA! 1188 01:10:59,115 --> 01:11:00,615 FUCK. 1189 01:11:04,115 --> 01:11:06,824 LET'S TAKE THE STAIRS. 1190 01:11:06,824 --> 01:11:08,448 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1191 01:11:09,281 --> 01:11:10,281 HUH? 1192 01:11:10,281 --> 01:11:12,657 BITCH FUCKED ME OUT OF MY PROMOTION. 1193 01:11:12,657 --> 01:11:14,490 WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. 1194 01:11:14,490 --> 01:11:17,115 KRIS BOLIN NEVER WENT TO STANFORD. 1195 01:11:17,115 --> 01:11:19,156 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1196 01:11:19,156 --> 01:11:22,824 WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS IN HER OFFICE THAT NIGHT? 1197 01:11:22,824 --> 01:11:24,990 CUTE PICTURE OF YOU IN HER DESK. 1198 01:11:24,990 --> 01:11:26,699 WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? 1199 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,365 CHARLENE HAS HER DEGREE FROM STANFORD ON HER WALL. 1200 01:11:29,365 --> 01:11:30,198 WHY NOT KRIS? 1201 01:11:30,198 --> 01:11:31,699 IF I'D GONE TO STANFORD, 1202 01:11:31,699 --> 01:11:32,865 MY DEGREE WOULD BE SPOTLIGHTED. 1203 01:11:32,865 --> 01:11:36,198 PLENTY OF PEOPLE DON'T DISPLAY THEIR DIPLOMAS. 1204 01:11:36,198 --> 01:11:38,198 OF COURSE, BUT IT GOT ME THINKING, 1205 01:11:38,198 --> 01:11:40,365 SO THE NEXT DAY I DID SOME DIGGING 1206 01:11:40,365 --> 01:11:41,657 AND CALLED HUMAN RESOURCES. 1207 01:11:41,657 --> 01:11:44,699 TWO YEARS AT DELTA JUNIOR COLLEGE IN CALIFORNIA. 1208 01:11:44,699 --> 01:11:50,073 NO REQUEST FOR A CREDIT TRANSFER TO STANFORD. 1209 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,949 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1210 01:12:29,615 --> 01:12:33,073 WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU THAT. 1211 01:12:33,073 --> 01:12:38,073 YOU HAVE THE RECIPE FOR PROTOTYPE CA-1245 1212 01:12:38,073 --> 01:12:39,949 IN YOUR MENU. 1213 01:12:39,949 --> 01:12:41,407 WHA 1214 01:12:41,407 --> 01:12:45,198 THE RECIPE FOR CHEWY ALMOND. 1215 01:12:45,198 --> 01:12:48,740 WELL, I WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO KNOW HOW TO UNDERSTAND 1216 01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:51,323 TO GET INFORMATION ON PRODUCT CA-- WHATEVER-IT-IS. 1217 01:12:51,323 --> 01:12:53,115 BUT YOU HAVE ACQUAINTANCES 1218 01:12:53,115 --> 01:12:54,156 AT BAKER MILLS. 1219 01:12:54,156 --> 01:12:55,949 I'M NOT SELLING SECRETS, CHARLENE. 1220 01:12:55,949 --> 01:12:57,949 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT'S GOING ON? 1221 01:12:57,949 --> 01:12:59,949 YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKE AN INSANE PERSON! 1222 01:12:59,949 --> 01:13:01,990 SOMEONE'S TRYING TO DESTROY ME! 1223 01:13:01,990 --> 01:13:02,949 WHO? 1224 01:13:02,949 --> 01:13:05,073 KRIS BOLIN NEVER WENT TO STANFORD. 1225 01:13:05,073 --> 01:13:06,073 SARA CHECKED. 1226 01:13:06,073 --> 01:13:07,073 GO HOME. 1227 01:13:07,073 --> 01:13:08,573 NO! THIS IS CRAZY! 1228 01:13:08,573 --> 01:13:10,407 GO HOME, PETER. 1229 01:13:10,407 --> 01:13:13,615 DON'T COME IN UNTIL YOU HEAR FROM ME. 1230 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,949 EXCUSE ME. SHE'S ON THE PHONE, MR. DER-- 1231 01:13:23,949 --> 01:13:25,156 PETER, I'M BUSY. 1232 01:13:25,156 --> 01:13:28,115 I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR GOING EASY ON ME. 1233 01:13:28,115 --> 01:13:31,323 AT LEAST I WON'T END UP LIKE JACK OR TED FINE. 1234 01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:32,824 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1235 01:13:32,824 --> 01:13:34,657 WHAT DOES TED HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 1236 01:13:34,657 --> 01:13:35,865 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 1237 01:13:35,865 --> 01:13:38,490 TED FINE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING ANYMORE. 1238 01:13:38,490 --> 01:13:39,990 HE'S DEAD. 1239 01:13:41,865 --> 01:13:42,865 TED DIED? 1240 01:13:42,865 --> 01:13:43,782 OH... 1241 01:13:43,782 --> 01:13:46,490 LOOK AT HER. SHE IS AMAZING. 1242 01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:48,657 YOU ARE AMAZING. 1243 01:13:48,657 --> 01:13:50,824 ARE YOU REAL GOOD IN THE WATER, KRIS? 1244 01:13:50,824 --> 01:13:53,782 DID YOU DITCH HIS NITRO, GET HIM HOT 1245 01:13:53,782 --> 01:13:55,323 TILL HE POPPED A SPRING? 1246 01:13:55,323 --> 01:13:57,323 YOU'RE TALKING NONSENSE! 1247 01:13:57,323 --> 01:13:58,323 STOP DOING THIS! 1248 01:13:58,323 --> 01:13:59,323 STOP LYING! 1249 01:13:59,323 --> 01:14:00,323 LET HER GO. 1250 01:14:00,323 --> 01:14:02,323 STOP IT! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 1251 01:14:02,323 --> 01:14:03,490 STOP LYING TO ME! 1252 01:14:03,490 --> 01:14:05,699 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 1253 01:14:05,699 --> 01:14:07,323 YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD. 1254 01:14:07,323 --> 01:14:08,990 MAYBE YOU NEED A VACATION! 1255 01:14:08,990 --> 01:14:10,824 SHE'S A LIAR! 1256 01:14:19,907 --> 01:14:22,532 HEY, YOU DONE WITH THE PHONE? 1257 01:14:22,532 --> 01:14:23,824 DR. FELDMAN'S OFFICE... 1258 01:14:23,824 --> 01:14:25,073 I'M TALKING TO YOU. 1259 01:14:25,073 --> 01:14:29,865 IF THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE CALL 555-9254. 1260 01:14:29,865 --> 01:14:30,699 HEY! 1261 01:14:30,699 --> 01:14:33,073 HEY, I SAID SOMETHING-- 1262 01:14:33,073 --> 01:14:34,699 HEY! MAN! 1263 01:14:36,532 --> 01:14:39,156 HEY, COME ON! TAKE IT EASY! 1264 01:14:39,156 --> 01:14:40,156 OHH! 1265 01:14:40,156 --> 01:14:42,198 LET GO OF ME! 1266 01:14:43,407 --> 01:14:45,740 LAY OFF HIM! 1267 01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:56,573 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 1268 01:14:56,573 --> 01:15:00,740 HEY...AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW? 1269 01:15:02,740 --> 01:15:04,865 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. COME ON, COME ON. 1270 01:15:04,865 --> 01:15:06,407 LET'S GET SOME COFFEE. 1271 01:15:06,407 --> 01:15:09,115 HOW ABOUT SOME $4.00 MINERAL WATER? 1272 01:15:10,198 --> 01:15:11,573 COME ON. 1273 01:15:11,573 --> 01:15:15,448 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU AND KRIS WERE DOING 1274 01:15:15,448 --> 01:15:17,073 AT THE SPORTS CLUB YESTERDAY? 1275 01:15:17,073 --> 01:15:20,407 OH, JEEZ, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 1276 01:15:21,740 --> 01:15:22,865 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1277 01:15:22,865 --> 01:15:26,073 THE WOMAN WAS ASKING ABOUT JOB OPENINGS. 1278 01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:27,448 A LOT OF SHIT'S 1279 01:15:27,448 --> 01:15:29,448 GONE DOWN AT APPLEBY, SO SHE THOUGHT-- 1280 01:15:29,448 --> 01:15:31,448 SHE THOUGHT MAYBE IF SHE PASSED YOU 1281 01:15:31,448 --> 01:15:33,573 A LITTLE INSIDE INFORMATION-- 1282 01:15:33,573 --> 01:15:35,573 OH, COME ON. LET'S JUST STOP IT. 1283 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,281 YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE HERE. 1284 01:15:37,281 --> 01:15:39,990 TAKE NO PRISONERS, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID? 1285 01:15:39,990 --> 01:15:41,615 TAKE NO FUCKING PRISONERS! 1286 01:15:41,615 --> 01:15:43,907 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND! 1287 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:46,907 YOU'RE SCARING ME. YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND! 1288 01:15:46,907 --> 01:15:49,323 THE THOUGHT HAS OCCURRED TO ME. 1289 01:15:51,448 --> 01:15:54,615 IT'S ALSO OCCURRED TO ME THAT YOU'D LIKE MY JOB. 1290 01:15:54,615 --> 01:15:56,281 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE COOKING UP? 1291 01:15:56,281 --> 01:15:58,448 GOD DAMN IT, I WAS TRYING TO GET LAID! 1292 01:15:58,448 --> 01:16:01,281 THAT'S WHY YOU WANT SHARON AND ME BACK TOGETHER-- 1293 01:16:01,281 --> 01:16:02,615 SO YOU CAN FUCK KRIS. 1294 01:16:02,615 --> 01:16:04,615 SHUT UP, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING UP 1295 01:16:04,615 --> 01:16:06,281 A PERFECTLY GOOD FRIENDSHIP. 1296 01:16:06,281 --> 01:16:08,990 AFTER KRIS, IS IT GOING TO BE SHARON? 1297 01:16:11,156 --> 01:16:12,281 YOU! 1298 01:16:13,740 --> 01:16:15,824 YOU'RE BLOWING IT, MAN! 1299 01:16:15,824 --> 01:16:17,281 YOU'RE BLOWING IT! 1300 01:16:22,782 --> 01:16:26,031 I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, MAN. 1301 01:16:28,657 --> 01:16:33,865 HERE. GET YOURSELF A GOD DAMN CAB. 1302 01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:36,824 I DON'T NEED YOUR GOD DAMN MONEY. 1303 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:41,031 HEY! 1304 01:16:46,198 --> 01:16:47,490 I'M SORRY. 1305 01:16:47,490 --> 01:16:48,657 I'M SORRY. 1306 01:16:48,657 --> 01:16:50,490 I'M SORRY. 1307 01:17:12,490 --> 01:17:14,031 OHH... 1308 01:17:20,699 --> 01:17:22,031 UHH. 1309 01:17:28,198 --> 01:17:28,865 WHAT? 1310 01:17:28,865 --> 01:17:30,073 PETER? 1311 01:17:30,073 --> 01:17:31,490 YEAH. 1312 01:17:31,490 --> 01:17:35,740 CHARLENE WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IN HER OFFICE AT 10 A.M. 1313 01:17:39,198 --> 01:17:42,740 BART FOODS CONSIDERS BREACHES OF SECURITY 1314 01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:44,740 GROUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL. 1315 01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:47,198 REALIZING THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION, 1316 01:17:47,198 --> 01:17:50,740 I HOPE YOU'LL BE UNDERSTANDING AND, UH... 1317 01:17:50,740 --> 01:17:52,907 ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY. 1318 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,699 PARDON ME? 1319 01:17:58,699 --> 01:18:02,740 R AND D MISTAKENLY SENT CA-1245 TO THE MARKETING MANAGERS 1320 01:18:02,740 --> 01:18:05,073 INSTEAD OF A MEMO THEY WANTED YOU TO READ. 1321 01:18:05,073 --> 01:18:07,281 DAVID TOY KNEW 1245 WAS CLASSIFIED. 1322 01:18:07,281 --> 01:18:08,573 IT JUMPED OUT AT HIM 1323 01:18:08,573 --> 01:18:10,573 WHEN HE SAW IT IN YOUR SYSTEM, 1324 01:18:10,573 --> 01:18:12,407 AND WE JUMPED ALL OVER YOU. 1325 01:18:12,407 --> 01:18:14,740 I'M SORRY IF IT CAUSED YOU UNDUE STRESS. 1326 01:18:14,740 --> 01:18:16,740 UH... 1327 01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:18,949 FORTUNATELY, KRIS ALERTED R AND D 1328 01:18:18,949 --> 01:18:21,115 TO THEIR MISTAKE. 1329 01:18:26,615 --> 01:18:28,448 KRIS BOLIN? 1330 01:18:28,448 --> 01:18:30,115 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HER, 1331 01:18:30,115 --> 01:18:33,573 I MIGHT HAVE FIRED MY NEWEST VICE PRESIDENT. 1332 01:18:33,573 --> 01:18:36,281 CONGRATULATIONS, PETER. 1333 01:18:36,281 --> 01:18:38,156 YOU'RE ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR. 1334 01:18:43,323 --> 01:18:45,949 THE BOYS IN NEW YORK WANT YOU IN SALEM 1335 01:18:45,949 --> 01:18:48,949 TO OVERSEE PRODUCTION OF OATMEAL RAISIN CLASSIC 1336 01:18:48,949 --> 01:18:50,740 TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING RUNS SMOOTHLY. 1337 01:18:50,740 --> 01:18:51,573 DELIVER ON THIS, PETER. 1338 01:18:51,573 --> 01:18:52,990 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 1339 01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:56,782 ROSEMARY HAS BOOKED YOU AND KRIS INTO THE SILVER TRAIL INN. 1340 01:18:56,782 --> 01:18:58,073 YOU LEAVE THURSDAY MORNING. 1341 01:18:58,073 --> 01:19:01,573 DON'T YOU THINK SARA HAS MORE PRODUCTION EXPERIENCE? 1342 01:19:01,573 --> 01:19:03,740 SARA'S IN MICHIGAN. 1343 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,782 I HAD BART TRANSFER HER 1344 01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:08,824 TO THEIR FROZEN VEGETABLE SUBSIDIARY. 1345 01:19:08,824 --> 01:19:10,782 SARA WAS ALWAYS STICKING HER NOSE 1346 01:19:10,782 --> 01:19:12,156 INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS, 1347 01:19:12,156 --> 01:19:13,699 AND WE DON'T NEED THAT. 1348 01:19:13,699 --> 01:19:15,657 DON'T YOU AGREE? 1349 01:19:15,657 --> 01:19:19,615 I'M AWARE THAT YOU AND KRIS HAVE HAD YOUR DIFFICULTIES. 1350 01:19:19,615 --> 01:19:22,532 IT'S TIME TO BURY THE HATCHET. 1351 01:19:32,448 --> 01:19:35,990 GOOD MORNING, PETER. CONGRATULATIONS. 1352 01:19:35,990 --> 01:19:37,448 THANKS, MARLA. 1353 01:19:37,448 --> 01:19:38,865 YOUR MAID CALLED. 1354 01:19:38,865 --> 01:19:42,490 SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF SHE CAN FINISH CLEANING THIS AFTERNOON. 1355 01:19:42,490 --> 01:19:47,031 SHE CUT HER HAND THE OTHER DAY AND LEFT BEFORE THE JOB WAS FINISHED. 1356 01:19:48,865 --> 01:19:49,865 OH, YEAH. 1357 01:19:49,865 --> 01:19:53,031 WELL, SHE KNOWS WHERE THE KEY IS. 1358 01:19:53,031 --> 01:19:54,907 IT'S CLEARING. 1359 01:19:56,865 --> 01:19:59,865 YEAH... 1360 01:19:59,865 --> 01:20:01,907 IT SURE IS. 1361 01:20:02,990 --> 01:20:06,699 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FAMILY LEAVING YOU. 1362 01:20:06,699 --> 01:20:08,031 I'LL BET YOUR HUSBAND SAID 1363 01:20:08,031 --> 01:20:09,699 YOU LOVED YOUR JOB MORE THAN HIM. 1364 01:20:09,699 --> 01:20:12,031 HE WAS RIGHT. 1365 01:20:12,031 --> 01:20:15,031 BUT IS THAT ANY REASON TO KIDNAP MY DAUGHTER, 1366 01:20:15,031 --> 01:20:17,699 TO TAKE HER FROM ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 1367 01:20:17,699 --> 01:20:21,031 AND NEVER LET ME SEE HER AGAIN? 1368 01:20:21,031 --> 01:20:24,365 IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY. 1369 01:20:24,365 --> 01:20:26,990 SHE TURNED 3. 1370 01:20:39,407 --> 01:20:40,573 WHAT'S WRONG? 1371 01:20:40,573 --> 01:20:42,281 THE BRAKES. 1372 01:20:53,907 --> 01:20:54,907 PULL OVER! 1373 01:20:54,907 --> 01:20:56,198 WHERE? 1374 01:21:46,615 --> 01:21:47,949 WHAT'S WRONG? 1375 01:21:47,949 --> 01:21:50,156 YOUR BLEEDER SCREWS WERE LOOSE. 1376 01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:51,782 YOU'VE BEEN LEAKING BRAKE FLUID. 1377 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:53,156 WHAT? 1378 01:21:53,156 --> 01:21:57,156 YEAH. SOMEONE'S BEEN TAMPERING WITH YOUR BRAKES. 1379 01:22:00,990 --> 01:22:02,824 SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL US? 1380 01:22:02,824 --> 01:22:04,198 YEAH. 1381 01:22:25,657 --> 01:22:27,198 THANKS. 1382 01:22:39,573 --> 01:22:42,865 WHY DID YOU TELL CHARLENE YOU WENT TO STANFORD? 1383 01:22:44,573 --> 01:22:47,907 I WOULDN'T HAVE IF I KNEW SHE WOULD HIRE ME FOR MY ABILITY 1384 01:22:47,907 --> 01:22:50,532 RATHER THAN HOW MANY SHEEPSKINS I HAD. 1385 01:22:54,824 --> 01:22:58,532 WHILE YOU WERE IN SCHOOL STUDYING FLOW CHARTS, 1386 01:22:58,532 --> 01:23:02,323 I HAD TWO JOBS AND A KID TO RAISE. 1387 01:23:03,365 --> 01:23:05,240 EVERY JOB I'VE EVER HAD, 1388 01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:07,240 I'VE KNOWN MORE ABOUT THE BUSINESS 1389 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:10,407 THAN THE BOSS WHO'S GRABBING MY ASS. 1390 01:23:12,031 --> 01:23:14,198 WHERE DID IT GET ME? 1391 01:23:17,198 --> 01:23:19,907 I SAVED YOUR NECK YESTERDAY. 1392 01:23:21,281 --> 01:23:26,198 EVEN AFTER YOU ACCUSED ME OF KILLING PEOPLE... 1393 01:23:26,198 --> 01:23:28,573 EVEN AFTER CHARLENE TOLD ME 1394 01:23:28,573 --> 01:23:32,198 YOU GOT PROMOTED INSTEAD OF ME... 1395 01:23:32,198 --> 01:23:34,615 I STILL SAVED YOUR NECK. 1396 01:23:39,907 --> 01:23:42,615 LET'S TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW. 1397 01:23:52,907 --> 01:23:54,240 FRONT DESK. 1398 01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:56,240 IS THERE A MESSAGE FOR 201? 1399 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,281 UH, YES, MR. DERNS. 1400 01:23:57,281 --> 01:23:59,448 I HAVE IT HERE FOR YOU SOMEWHERE. 1401 01:23:59,448 --> 01:24:01,073 A LADY CALLED FOR YOU. 1402 01:24:01,073 --> 01:24:02,448 WHAT LADY? 1403 01:24:02,448 --> 01:24:03,281 HOLD ON. 1404 01:24:03,281 --> 01:24:05,281 WAIT A MINUTE. HERE IT IS. 1405 01:24:05,281 --> 01:24:08,073 CHARLENE TOWNE. SHE CALLED FROM HER CAR, 1406 01:24:08,073 --> 01:24:10,073 AND SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 1407 01:24:10,073 --> 01:24:11,448 WHAT MESSAGE? 1408 01:24:11,448 --> 01:24:13,615 ABOUT THE EMERGENCY AT THE BAKERY. 1409 01:24:13,615 --> 01:24:16,907 SHE LEFT PORTLAND TO MEET YOU THERE. 1410 01:24:52,532 --> 01:24:53,699 KRIS! 1411 01:25:02,115 --> 01:25:03,824 CHARLENE! 1412 01:26:02,115 --> 01:26:03,699 KRIS! 1413 01:26:10,073 --> 01:26:11,407 UHH! 1414 01:27:25,615 --> 01:27:26,699 AAH! 1415 01:27:31,156 --> 01:27:32,323 WHAT HAPPENED? 1416 01:27:32,323 --> 01:27:33,949 SOMEONE HIT ME. 1417 01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:35,156 WHO? 1418 01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:43,990 JESUS. 1419 01:27:43,990 --> 01:27:45,156 CHARLENE. 1420 01:27:55,323 --> 01:27:56,615 OHH! 1421 01:27:57,323 --> 01:27:58,865 OHH! 1422 01:28:03,657 --> 01:28:05,365 NO! 1423 01:28:33,365 --> 01:28:36,073 PETER, HELP! 1424 01:28:49,281 --> 01:28:50,281 OH! 1425 01:28:50,281 --> 01:28:52,699 AAH! 1426 01:28:53,407 --> 01:28:54,699 OH! 1427 01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,115 AAH! 1428 01:29:03,615 --> 01:29:05,740 THE PICTURES... 1429 01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:06,907 AAH! 1430 01:29:06,907 --> 01:29:09,198 AAH! 1431 01:29:34,448 --> 01:29:35,990 PETER... 1432 01:30:06,615 --> 01:30:09,281 NATHAN HAS SOMETHING HE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. 1433 01:30:09,281 --> 01:30:10,615 WHAT'S THAT? 1434 01:30:10,615 --> 01:30:12,615 CAN YOU COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY? 1435 01:30:12,615 --> 01:30:15,115 IT'S ON FRIDAY. 1436 01:30:15,115 --> 01:30:18,990 WELL, I HAVE TO BE IN NEW YORK ON FRIDAY. 1437 01:30:21,657 --> 01:30:23,615 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1438 01:30:24,657 --> 01:30:26,323 I'LL GET OUT OF IT. 1439 01:30:27,657 --> 01:30:29,990 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 1440 01:30:29,990 --> 01:30:31,448 THANKS FOR LUNCH. 1441 01:30:31,448 --> 01:30:32,990 SURE. 1442 01:30:32,990 --> 01:30:34,657 AND I'M SORRY. 1443 01:30:44,949 --> 01:30:47,156 BYE. 1444 01:30:47,156 --> 01:30:51,198 NEW YORK LIKES YOUR SURVIVALIST QUALITIES, PETER. 1445 01:30:51,198 --> 01:30:54,532 THEY FEEL IT WILL OFFSET YOUR RELATIVE... 1446 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,824 INEXPERIENCE. 1447 01:30:56,824 --> 01:30:59,699 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CURRENTLY INTERIM PRESIDENT, 1448 01:30:59,699 --> 01:31:02,240 I'D LIKE TO MAKE YOU PERMANENT. 1449 01:31:03,156 --> 01:31:04,865 THANKS, BILL. 1450 01:31:15,365 --> 01:31:17,365 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1451 01:31:17,365 --> 01:31:20,240 JUST CLEARING OUT HER DESK. 1452 01:31:29,657 --> 01:31:31,740 WHERE'D SHE GET THESE? 1453 01:31:31,740 --> 01:31:35,365 THAT CAME WITH THE FRAME-- $9.95 FROM THRIFTY'S. 1454 01:31:35,365 --> 01:31:37,073 I BOUGHT THEM FOR HER. 1455 01:31:37,073 --> 01:31:38,615 WHY? 1456 01:31:39,865 --> 01:31:42,115 I'LL GET THE COFFEE STARTED. 1457 01:31:48,865 --> 01:31:50,407 HERE'S THE FIRST WEEK'S REPORT 1458 01:31:50,407 --> 01:31:51,907 ON THE OATMEAL RAISIN CLASSIC. 1459 01:31:51,907 --> 01:31:54,115 IT LOOKS TO BE A BIG SUCCESS. 1460 01:31:54,115 --> 01:31:55,949 CONGRATULATIONS. 1461 01:31:58,573 --> 01:32:00,115 KRIS. 1462 01:32:07,865 --> 01:32:11,740 THESE ARE THE PICTURES CHARLENE WAS TALKING ABOUT. 1463 01:32:14,699 --> 01:32:16,699 I DIDN'T CALL HER AND TELL HER 1464 01:32:16,699 --> 01:32:18,740 THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY AT THE BAKERY. 1465 01:32:18,740 --> 01:32:20,949 YOU DID... ON MY BEHALF. 1466 01:32:20,949 --> 01:32:22,782 YOU WERE GOING TO KILL HER, 1467 01:32:22,782 --> 01:32:23,949 PIN THE MURDER ON ME, 1468 01:32:23,949 --> 01:32:27,782 BECAUSE SHE WAS ONTO YOU, WASN'T SHE? 1469 01:32:27,782 --> 01:32:29,782 SHE KNEW YOU DIDN'T GO TO STANFORD, 1470 01:32:29,782 --> 01:32:31,824 SHE KNEW YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A FAMILY, 1471 01:32:31,824 --> 01:32:34,448 AND YOU WEREN'T GOING TO RISE ANY HIGHER HERE 1472 01:32:34,448 --> 01:32:36,782 AS LONG AS CHARLENE WAS AROUND. 1473 01:32:36,782 --> 01:32:40,407 I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE PICTURE. 1474 01:32:40,407 --> 01:32:42,949 I ALWAYS KEEP ONE ON MY DESK 1475 01:32:42,949 --> 01:32:45,448 TO FEND AWAY OFFICE HOUNDS. 1476 01:32:45,448 --> 01:32:46,824 LOTS OF GIRLS DO, 1477 01:32:46,824 --> 01:32:49,407 OR THEY WEAR WEDDING RINGS. 1478 01:32:49,407 --> 01:32:52,115 YOU ALWAYS HAVE AN ANSWER. 1479 01:32:52,115 --> 01:32:53,448 COME AGAIN? 1480 01:32:53,448 --> 01:32:55,782 YOU ALWAYS HAVE AN ANSWER. 1481 01:32:55,782 --> 01:32:58,448 WHY DON'T YOU SAVE THEM FOR SOMEONE ELSE? 1482 01:32:58,448 --> 01:33:00,490 PETER... 1483 01:33:00,490 --> 01:33:04,323 WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, ARE WE? 1484 01:33:04,323 --> 01:33:07,532 NO, KRIS, WE'RE NOT. 1485 01:33:07,532 --> 01:33:08,657 AS PRESIDENT, 1486 01:33:08,657 --> 01:33:11,323 IT'S TIME I START DELEGATING SOME AUTHORITY. 1487 01:33:12,490 --> 01:33:15,115 ROSEMARY, CALL THE POLICE 1488 01:33:15,115 --> 01:33:18,990 AND HAVE SECURITY MAKE SURE MISS BOLIN DOESN'T LEAVE THE BUILDING. 1489 01:33:18,990 --> 01:33:20,198 YES, MR. DERNS. 1490 01:33:20,198 --> 01:33:21,198 THANKS. 1491 01:33:22,323 --> 01:33:26,448 ONE MORE THING, KRIS. CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK. 1492 01:33:26,448 --> 01:33:28,156 YOU'RE FIRED. 1493 01:33:29,865 --> 01:33:32,657 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION 1494 01:33:32,657 --> 01:33:35,865 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1495 01:33:35,865 --> 01:33:39,198 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION 95058

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