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[ Static ]
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♪♪
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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would explode ♪
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♪ When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom ♪
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♪ Me yo vallaro pendejos
cuando me voy ♪
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My turn!
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Hell, no!
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Do not touch the trim!
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Rusty: Now, with the "Fortress
of Solitude" package,
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every room is covered
with glass break detectors,
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motion sensors,
anti-prowler strobe lights,
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and hell, I'll throw
in a doorbell camera,
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no extra charge.
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That sound good to you?
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Rusty, there probably ain't
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a safer place
in the whole county
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than where you're standing
right this minute.
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Sure, I'm a sheriff,
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but on the DL,
I'm a ninja, too.
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Hiya!
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Just imagine
if that was human flesh,
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instead of that
damn hard oak.
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Well, then,
would you maybe consider
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the "Lip Service"
package?
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We rent you
three window stickers
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and a yard sign
for $4.99 a month.
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Now, it don't include
no monitoring,
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but I won't tell
nobody if you won't.
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Wink wink.
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Sorry, son, but you're trying
to sell ice
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to an eskimo here.
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Can we still say "eskimo"
in this "Me Too" era?
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Let's just go with
"Native Ice Man."
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Alright, now,
I gotta get to work.
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Hold on a minute, Sheriff.
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What are you hauling
in that safe?
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That's none
of your bees wax, Rusty.
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But it's so valuable, you
take it to work with you?
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[ Grunting ]
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Why not let Halen Security
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turn your whole house
into a safe?
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[ Grunting ]
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Then you ain't got to haul it
around everywhere.
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[Pop! Hiss!]
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Alright,
show me the paperwork.
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8, 9, and 10!
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Hey, now, Rusty!
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It looks like you made
a big sale.
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The full Fortress
of Solitude package!
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He even went with
the damn strobe lights.
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Total window dressing.
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[ Sniffing ]
Ugh, what's that smell?
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It's like a raccoon died
in the crawl space.
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Early: Well, well.
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A little birdie done told me
you done good this morning.
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And that little birdie...
is me.
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Rusty, you said
this security system
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was gonna keep him out.
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Marking your house
with these signs...
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you might as well tell
the whole world --
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"Here's where the money is!"
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Though by the looks
of what I see in here,
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I ought to sue you
for false advertising.
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Get out.
Alright, I'm leaving.
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I see the Sheriff's got
some of these fancy yard signs
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at his place, too.
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What do you mean by that?
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Security is an illusion.
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There's only 79 things
in this world
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that really
make you safe.
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[ Whistles ]
And they're called "dogs."
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Ya-Ya!
Whoo!
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I noticed you didn't
bring your safe today.
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Well, Denny, my whole house
is a safe now,
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thanks
to Dan Halen Security.
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Here, check it out.
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20 cameras.
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Every one with their eyes
on the prize.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Well, if you got
all these cameras,
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why'd you chain it up?
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Chain?
That's not my chain!
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Oh, my God!
Hello?
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Man: Yes, we have a break-in
reported at--
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I know, damn it!
I just saw it!
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My fortress of solitude!
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Granny, look what I found
at Sheriff's house!
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How you gonna open it?
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I got the combination
right here.
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Come tape this up.
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I don't wanna be
near the blast zone.
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You'd never believe
what people just leave
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laying by the curb.
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Garbage man ain't gonna
pick up all this mess.
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You oughta get a medal
or something,
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helping him take garbage
right out of his house.
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Perfectly legal, too.
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Yeah, I believe you.
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Just don't shoot
until I'm clear, okay?
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You got three seconds.
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Can you give me
three Mississippis?
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Three Utahs!
No, not Utahs!
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Two Utah!
No!
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One Utah!
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Boom!
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You're lucky I ain't
counting with Maine!
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Woooo-weee!
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Lookie, lookie,
lookie, lookie!
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We rich!
We rich, baby!
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We are richer than hell!
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I think.
What the hell is this?
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Some kinda sex thing?
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It's one of a kind!
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Ain't another one like it
anywhere in the world.
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What kind of poop show
are you running here?
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Well, uh, maybe you shouldn't
have put out that yard sign.
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I mean, it does kind
of tell the world,
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"Here's where
the money is!"
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It wasn't money,
you dip-poop!
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You said impenetrable,
and on day one,
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my most valuable
possession, gone.
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Damn.
It was definitely somebody
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who knew the system.
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The Sheriff's got
one of these here
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fancy yard signs
at his house.
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I hereby swear
on this stack of bibles
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I ain't gonna steal nothing
from the Sheriff.
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I'm going
to the Sheriff's house
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to steal me something.
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Ha ha ha!
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Daddy!
Get out here!
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I need to talk to you!
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I ain't in there!
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You hear all those
angry damn dogs?
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79 dogs?
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I recently came in
to something valuable
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and I needed
real security.
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The kind that only
79 angry dogs can provide.
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You broke in to the Sheriff's
house, didn't you?
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What?
With these wild accusations.
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I oughta sue your ass
for slather!
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You swear
on a stack of bibles?
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I damn sure would!
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But my bible stack's inside
with the dogs right now.
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Granny, fetch me
my stack of bibles!
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Granny:
It ain't a stack anymore.
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Looks more like a pile.
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No, no, noooo!
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Nice doggy doggy.
Help!
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Where is the disarm button?
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Granny!
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Get back there, get back!
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Sorry, Granny!
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Look, I don't know what you took
from the Sheriff,
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but whatever it was,
it messed him up big time.
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And he needs a friend,
even a shitty friend like you.
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Hey, baby.
Whatchu need?
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I don't know
how this works,
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but I got nothing
to live for,
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so I might as well see
a butt and some boobies
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at least once
before I die.
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$10.
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Here, I get 1% cash back
on qualifying purchases.
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Ellis!
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♪♪
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♪ Milk, milk, lemonade ♪
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♪ Around the back,
I get paid ♪
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♪ Milk, milk, lemonade ♪
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♪ Around the back,
my money's made ♪
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I can't find it, baby.
Where is it?
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In my abdomen.
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It retracts
when I'm upset.
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One virgin
Mississippi Mud Slide.
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It's pretty much
chocolate milk.
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Gimme that!
Whoa!
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Just sip it now,
you'll get brain freeze.
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Do I look like I care?!
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You're dealing with a man
who's got nothing to lose!
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[ Gunshot ]
Oh, God, brain freeze!
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Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
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I'm so sorry to hear
that you were robbed.
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But what can you do
when a criminal mastermind
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is on the loose?
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They took the only thing
of value
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in this poop-turd
of a life.
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Uh, how much value exactly?
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More than $500?
Less than $5,000?
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Can you give me
a ballpark here?
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My God!
They're selling it?
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Oh, oh,
Who-Gives-A-Flip.
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That's what
I'm saying, too.
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I mean, whoever's selling it
ain't got no damn bids.
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Ain't got no looks.
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Hell, it ain't favorited
by no damn body.
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No.
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Who-Gives-A-Flip was
my character's name.
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It was the summer of '96,
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and Atlanta was hosting
the Olympics.
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I auditioned for the mascot
"Whatizit,"
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or Izzy for short.
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But I'm afraid
I didn't get it.
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Let's just say white privilege
doesn't always come through
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when you're competing
against other whites.
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But they did have various
regional knock-offs --
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Whodatiz,
Whatchamadiddle,
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and ThingAMaJig.
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I landed the role
of Who-Gives-A-Flip
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at the White Water competition
in Ducktown.
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♪ Don't you remember?
Don't you know? ♪
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♪ Don't you remember
Cotton Eye Joe? ♪
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I'd monkey shine
with the kids,
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cut a jig
to "Cotton Eye Joe."
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Even perform some hijinks
with the medalists.
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[ Laughter ]
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For those three weeks,
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the eyes of the world
were on me.
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And 25 years later,
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they ain't looked back
since.
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Just hit that
"Buy Now" button,
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and you can be
whole again.
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From what little attention
I paid
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to your tedious tale of woe,
10 grand is a small price
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to pay to make
somebody very, very happy.
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Is there
an address on there?
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Maybe I might go hunt
that mother-fudger down
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and kill him myself!
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Whoa-whoa!
Sheriff!
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And I said keep
the mudslides coming!
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Yes, sir, right away!
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It had GD better be teeming
with marshmallows!
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'Cause I'm anything
but "mallow" right now!
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[ Dogs snoring ]
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[ Rusty grunting ]
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Here we go.
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Damn it, I can't
get this thing.
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Alright, come on.
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Aw, who gives a flip?
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The Sheriff does, Daddy.
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And I don't know
what the hell this is,
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but I'mma give it back
to him.
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No, no, I'll do it.
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You know, Rusty, sometimes
being a good friend
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is more important
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than making money
off a good friend.
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Oh, so you went online
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and found out
it ain't worth a shit?
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Not one
wheat penny, goddammit!
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Now step aside.
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I invented this here
79-dog system,
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and I'm the only one
that can defeat it.
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♪♪
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[ Snoring continues ]
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♪♪
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[ Slurp! Slurp! ]
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♪♪
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Uhh!
258
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,281
Come on, come on.
259
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,988
[ Gasps ]
260
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,327
[ Growls ]
261
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,582
[ Shuddering ]
262
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,503
[ Snoring resumes ]
263
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,331
[ Sighs ]
264
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,957
[ Grunts ] Got it.
265
00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,343
Prowler!
Prowler!
266
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,750
Shut up, woman!
Quiet!
267
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,548
No, no, no, no! No!
268
00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:52,932
[ Dogs growling ]
269
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,849
Suck it!
Ah, no! No!
270
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,598
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
271
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,675
Help!
272
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,807
[ Yelling indistinctly ]
273
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,024
[ Coughing ]
274
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,234
Why the hell did
you buy 79 dogs?
275
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,315
90 dogs, now.
276
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,280
You want a puppy?
277
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:14,859
It's okay.
278
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,117
Aw, thank you, Denny.
It's okay.
279
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,329
[ Knock on door ]
280
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,489
Aah!
Prowler!
281
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,247
Just stay here, Sheriff,
I'll get it.
282
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,461
What the hell?
283
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,880
Oh, my God!
It's back!
284
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,049
My baby!
285
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,758
Squid ink
all over the porch.
286
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,049
What's that tell you?
287
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,432
What's that -- Awww.
288
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,588
Who Gives A Flip!
289
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,216
No, no, no,
not the underwear, man.
290
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,684
♪ Don't you remember?
Don't you know? ♪
291
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,524
♪ Don't you remember
Cotton Eye Joe? ♪
292
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,349
♪ Cotton Eye Joe,
Cotton Eye Joe ♪
293
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,314
♪ Why did you have
to treat me so? ♪
294
00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:46,904
♪ I'da been married
a long time ago ♪
295
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,069
♪ If it hadn't been
for Cotton Eye Joe ♪
296
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:52,318
♪♪
297
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,281
♪ Pants full of syphilis
and belly full of wine ♪
298
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,202
♪ Smells like a dog
that'd been left outside ♪
299
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,910
♪ One leg crooked
and the other leg gone ♪
300
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,830
♪ Why does my woman love
to gobble his bone? ♪
301
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,579
♪ I'da been married
a long time ago ♪
302
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,580
♪ If it hadn't been
for Cotton Eye Joe ♪
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00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,542
♪♪
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[ Screaming ]
305
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,667
♪ Made in Georgia ♪
306
00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:18,267
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