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Ahh. 10 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,330 Good Lord! 11 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,588 Early, what happened, man? 12 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,299 I tweaked my back out. 13 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,130 I'm putting me in a neon kit. 14 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,795 Gonna light up like the 4th of July 15 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,304 every time I rev that engine. 16 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,545 Flip the switch now. Come on! 17 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,176 Alright. 18 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,143 Ahh! Wrong switch! Ahh! 19 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,813 That's my low-ride lift kit! Ahh! 20 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,313 How 'bout this one? 21 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,056 Ooh! Look at that! 22 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,148 I know. Ahh! 23 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,822 Looks badass! Ahh! 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,991 Headed to the pharmacy. Ahh. 25 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:11,109 W-With that gun? 26 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,196 We're gonna negotiate my copay. 27 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,162 You know, Early, I found a solution 28 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,832 for my traumatic back injury, 29 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,461 and it don't involve shredding my stomach lining 30 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,578 with fistfuls of aspirin all day. 31 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,415 When did you get a traumatic back injury? 32 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,052 It's a damn trailer hitch teabag for you! 33 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,667 Nope. Don't ring a bell. 34 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,967 My point is, I tried everything to ease the pain, 35 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,552 but I got no relief at all, 36 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,007 'til I discovered Kundalini yoga. 37 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,390 [ Bones cracking ] 38 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,265 Oh, you went to that mosque, huh? 39 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,652 Where they turn you into a gay? 40 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,308 No, it ain't a mosque, Early. 41 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:48,356 Just come down and meet my guru, Yogi Daniel. 42 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,571 He'll fix you right up. 43 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,821 Hell, no! 44 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,072 Ain't gonna brainwash me into joining ISIS. 45 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,874 I'm the foremost expert on that damn Muslim stuff 46 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,659 at any bar around here! 47 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,292 Well, can a Muslim do this? 48 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,619 [ Bones cracking ] 49 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:01,913 [ Inhales ] 50 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,206 [ Coughs ] 51 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,592 [ Inhales, squeaks ] 52 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,379 I'm trying to quit. 53 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,092 Daniel: Take a deep breath for me, 54 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,172 and exhale. 55 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,507 [ Bell chimes ] Wonderful. 56 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,971 Here, get one of them loaner mats over there. 57 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,392 And kneel to Mecca? I won't do it! 58 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,771 -Damn it. -[ Laughs ] 59 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:21,889 Well, well. 60 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:22,885 Funny seeing you here 61 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,136 in a mosque, pastor. 62 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,897 Well, it was good while it lasted. 63 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,769 Christian on Sunday, Muslim on Monday. 64 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:29,687 Aah! 65 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,534 Sweet mother of whorehound! 66 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,279 I rolled my eyes in sarcasm too hard! 67 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,612 Are you okay, friend? 68 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,907 Just a little pinch in my back, imam. 69 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,241 No need to turn me gay. 70 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,195 -Here. Breathe deep. -Don't touch me! Hey! 71 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,826 Hang on, now! Whoa! Whoa! -Shift your hips. 72 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,122 -No, no, no, no, no! -And... 73 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:45,575 There we go. 74 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,415 The pain. It's gone. 75 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,380 Now, I want you to select a mantra, 76 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:53,421 a simple phrase, to ground you, 77 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,586 bring you back to your breath. 78 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,974 My mantra's gonna be, 79 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,220 "Go, Dogs, you silver britches. 80 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,683 You hairy, junkyard Dogs. 81 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,102 Sic 'em! Woof, woof! 82 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,310 We gonna step on their face with a hobnail boot 83 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:04,431 and break their noses. 84 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,597 Lindsay Scott! Lindsay Scott! 85 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,056 Run, Lindsay, run! 86 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,436 Lindsay Scott." 87 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,863 Okay. That's a little long. 88 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,861 -Well, my temper's short! -Oh, okay. 89 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,493 Keep repeating that to yourself 90 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,110 while you hold the stretch, okay? 91 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,066 Go, Dogs, you silver britches. 92 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,447 You hairy, junkyard Dogs. 93 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,913 Sic 'em. Woof, woof. 94 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,243 [ Echoing ] We gonna step on they face 95 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,328 with a hobnail boot 96 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,462 and break their noses. 97 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,418 Lindsay Scott. Lindsay Scott. 98 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,828 Run, Lindsay, run. 99 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:29,957 Lindsay Scott. 100 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:36,423 ♪♪ 101 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,127 What -- [ Echoing ] Go, Dogs, 102 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:39,297 you silver britches. 103 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,755 You hairy, junkyard Dogs. 104 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,175 Sic 'em. Woof, woof. 105 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,473 We gonna step on they face with a hobnail boot 106 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,597 and break their noses. 107 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,023 Lindsay Scott. Lindsay Scott. 108 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,311 Run, Lindsay, run, run. 109 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,524 Lindsay Scott. 110 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,234 I'm gay! Oh, no! 111 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,324 I'm gay! 112 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,398 Somebody help me! [ Bell chimes ] 113 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,903 I'm gay! Help me! 114 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,194 Ohh, I'm gay! 115 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:57,487 -Early, come back. -I'm gay! 116 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,740 It's okay. You're okay. 117 00:03:58,821 --> 00:03:59,741 No, I ain't! 118 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,322 If we're all one in the universe, 119 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,657 that means I'm one with another man. 120 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,743 I'm a gay, Yogi. 121 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:06,077 You're not gay, Early. 122 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,332 I think you're just not angry anymore, 123 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,634 not in pain, and you're confused 124 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,168 about what not having those feelings means. 125 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:16,172 I must be confused, 'cause my back feels so good, 126 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,375 I'm ready to give my whole life to ISIS. 127 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:21,546 It's a yoga studio, Early, not ISIS. Yoga. 128 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:22,676 Oh, I get it. 129 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,102 Sleeper cell. Shhh! 130 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,390 It's a yoga studio. 131 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,313 Got a big sign right above the building. 132 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,022 Yoga studio. 133 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,692 Go, Dogs, you silver britches. 134 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,980 You hairy, junkyard Dogs. 135 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,193 Sic 'em. Woof, woof. 136 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:34,192 We gonna step on they face 137 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,194 with a hobnail boot 138 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,284 and break their noses. 139 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,569 Whoa! So we're doing 140 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,112 that again, now, huh? 141 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,525 I told you, it ain't gonna work 142 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,073 unless you surgically remove one of your ribs. 143 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,367 I'm done trying that. 144 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,740 This here is ISIS. Stretching, breathing, 145 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,368 repeating phrases. It's for health, 146 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,584 and I ain't never felt better. [ Groans ] 147 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,575 Yeah, I know all about what this is. 148 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,917 Good luck to you, buddy. 149 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,632 Wait. Hell, I know what you're thinking. 150 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,592 It's a mosque. But I'm telling you, 151 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,512 if this here is what sharia law is like, sign me up. 152 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,221 Sharie's Law? What happened? 153 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,591 Another child get snatched? 154 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,388 Ain't you tired of that walker? Look here. 155 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,761 I'll show you how to get rid of it. 156 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,848 Pawn shop said they'd give me five dolla for it. 157 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,233 Aah! -Get over here, damn it! 158 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,520 Now, pick you some soothing 159 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:12,652 words to repeat! 160 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,269 Get the fuck away from me! 161 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,395 Alright, that'll work. Now, you just repeat it. 162 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,362 Get the fuck away from me! 163 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,033 You got to stretch while you're doing it, though! 164 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,361 Get the fuck away from me! 165 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,656 That's it. Just control your breathing, now! 166 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:27,240 Get the fuck away from meeee! 167 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:29,076 Oh! -I can tell you're 168 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,582 loosening up, Granny. 169 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,543 Now, just go with the flow! 170 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,713 Hmm. You know, I am feeling better. 171 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:35,922 Oh! 172 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,343 ♪♪ [ Inhales ] 173 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,382 And breathe. 174 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:44,585 [ Wheezing ] 175 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,677 Here. 176 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,432 Arch your butt 177 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,603 back! 178 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,851 My front butt -- 179 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,142 oh! -- or my back butt? 180 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,306 Both butts. 181 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,984 All of them. Come on! 182 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,653 There you go. Here. 183 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:00,321 Link your vinyasa to your pranayama. 184 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:01,361 Chaturanga! 185 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,614 You speaking Arabic at me? 186 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,356 I believe it is. 187 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,448 There you go. 188 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,742 Just look at the bliss spread 189 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,115 across your face. 190 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,792 But we ain't allowed to see that. 191 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,960 Does this mean I'm in al-Qaeda? 192 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,669 Yes, it does. Now, let's get you 193 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,249 into town and sign you up for some 194 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:19,504 Muslim extremist ISIS yoga classes. 195 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,297 Wait, I want to take my scooter. 196 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,420 No, no. 197 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,967 Ain't no females allowed to drive. 198 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,130 Come on. Let's go. 199 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,838 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, now. 200 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,558 You're supposed to stay five paces behind me! 201 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,559 No, Papa! 202 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,600 That's a good mantra. 203 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:32,852 Say it again. -It hurts! 204 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,314 -Alright. -Daddy, don't bend up my son 205 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:37,613 like that! -It's just yoga, Rusty. See? 206 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:39,858 Don't be prejudiced, just because ISIS invented it. 207 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,441 He's really doing yoga. 208 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,026 I thought you were pulling my leg. 209 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,151 I will pull your leg, 210 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,657 into the Lord of the Fishes pose. 211 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:46,818 -Oh. Oh! -Hey. 212 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,156 Get your hands off my girlfriend! 213 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,371 Ex-girlfriend. 214 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,830 But, yes, my hamstring feels pretty good. 215 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,041 You need a mantra. 216 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,371 You know what a mantra is? 217 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:56,075 Oh, like one of them real big trucks? 218 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,745 Like at the mantra truck rally. 219 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,134 [ Laughs ] You silly boy. 220 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,501 Namaste. 221 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,007 It's Mama's Day? Ooh! 222 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,919 Happy Mama's Day, Tammi. 223 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,854 Now, you got to loosen up your hip flexors, you know? 224 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,310 I don't want you pulling a glute when your ass clapping. 225 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,561 Hey, Blondie. 226 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,102 You bring me an ice-cold kabuchi, you hear? 227 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,685 Early, get them veils off my dancers. 228 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,401 Some of these freaks like the faces. 229 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,031 No judgement here, but your dancers could stand to be 230 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,489 a little bit more flexible. 231 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,609 Look at Cherries Jubilee. 232 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,195 She's moving like a damn scarecrow. 233 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,070 Ugh! I begged her to take a break 234 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,737 after the tractor rolled on her, 235 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,155 but she got them bills. 236 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,453 And you see all this loose change on the stage? 237 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,907 It's 'cause none of them can bend down 238 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,207 far enough to pick it up. 239 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,130 Early, most of them's pennies and nickles 240 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,208 that J-Mad winged from the back. 241 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,714 [ Laughing ] 242 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,377 I'd kick him out, but, 243 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:48,716 he is my daddy. 244 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,181 -Early? -Yogi Daniel! 245 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,761 I was just talking about you! 246 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:52,886 Namaste, my dude! 247 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:56,392 Early, we need to talk. 248 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,845 Yoga changes lives, brother! [ Laughs ] 249 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,146 I can't believe I was gonna 250 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,809 blow up your mosque. -[ Nervous laugh ] 251 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,438 Again, Early, it's not a mosque. 252 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,784 It's a yoga studio. 253 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,189 You know, you could make that your mantra. 254 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,237 "It's not a mosque. It's a yoga studio." 255 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,161 Nah. I like my mantra plenty. 256 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,869 Fires me up and keeps me calm at the same time. 257 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,080 Kind of like what speedballing used to do for me. 258 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,411 Listen to me, Early. 259 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,915 You're running people away from my business. 260 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:19,998 You have to stop, 261 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,002 and you have to stop right now. 262 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,674 I hear you, Yogi Daniel. 263 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,713 People have to find yoga on their own. 264 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,756 You can't blow it up their asses with a shotgun, 265 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,090 even though I know you would love for me to do that. 266 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,006 But, hey, ISIS ain't for everybody. 267 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,144 Gosh dang it, Early! 268 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,101 It's not ISIS! 269 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,601 [ Gasp ] 270 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,102 What the... 271 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,604 Go, Dogs, you silver britches. -All beings have value... 272 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,345 You hairy, junkyard Dogs. Sic 'em. Woof, woof. 273 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,937 We gonna step on their face with a hobnail boot 274 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,322 and break their noses. 275 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:46,778 All beings have value. All beings have value. 276 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,069 ISIS ain't for everybody! 277 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,742 Dang it, Early! It's not ISIS! 278 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,860 -ISIS ain't for everybody! -Early, it's not ISIS! 279 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,568 -ISIS ain't for everybody! -It's not ISIS! 280 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,118 -ISIS ain't for everybody! -It's not ISIS! 281 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,201 ISIS ain't for everybody! 282 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,576 [ Sobbing ] 283 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,043 What's happened to me? 284 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,042 How can I be trusted to spread a message 285 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:04,884 of serenity and flexibility, 286 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,211 when I can no longer control my own emotions? 287 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,007 That's why I'm done following you. 288 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,471 It's time for me to fly on, 289 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,680 start my own, unique brand of yoga, 290 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,051 proprietary! 291 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,177 Namaste, Early. 292 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,814 And I ain't using that word, neither. 293 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,640 I'm gonna use my own words, like "hibbety-jibbety" 294 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,476 and "whippety-dippety-do." 295 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,482 Don't use them! 296 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,812 Them words are mine now! 297 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,317 [ Groaning ] [Cats yowl ] 298 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,530 Oh, no. 299 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,529 Oh! 300 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,650 [ Vehicle alarm blaring ] 301 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,896 ♪♪ 302 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,988 And this here's the himminy-jimminy. 303 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,083 Now, you need to spin around and keep spinning around. 304 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,369 Now, say "himminy-jimminy" 305 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:40,412 and wiggle your hands in the air. 306 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:41,656 Himminy-jimminy. 307 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,207 Himminy-jimminy. 308 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,041 Himminy-jimminy. -Uh, no. 309 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,166 This ain't no form of yoga I've ever seen. 310 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,843 I'm keeping your deposit! 311 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:49,841 Fine by me. 312 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,842 Himminy-jimminy. 313 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,053 -[ Sigh ] -Himminy-jimminy. 314 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,933 Come over here. I got me a fresh, 315 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,220 new move to teach you. 316 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,429 Is this actual yoga? 317 00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,434 Go on, now. 318 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,675 Whip-dippity-do. 319 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,346 Well, why aren't you doing it? 320 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,185 I done got enlightening already. 321 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,610 Well, I feel like you should do it too, though. 322 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,649 If I told myself to jump off a bridge, 323 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,193 do you think I ought to do it? 324 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,186 Well, I'm not jumping off the damn bridge. 325 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,528 Simon says. 326 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:15,913 [ Sigh ] 327 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:20,580 Okay. Whip-dippety-dooooooo! 328 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,661 Ooh! 329 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,206 You said it wrong! 330 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,789 ♪♪ 331 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,044 And that's how I lost my yoga business. 332 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,246 Don't never tell all your students to jump off a bridge. 333 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,798 Here, darling. 334 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,551 Whoopsie! 335 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,052 See, now, with a little yoga, 336 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,644 you'd be down on that quicker than stink on shit. 337 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,600 Dig this here. Unh! 338 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,680 Hell, no, woman! 339 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,215 You had your damn chance. 340 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,428 Unh! Unh! Unh! 341 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,437 Himminy-jimminy. Whip-dippity-do! 342 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,689 -♪ Body rock ♪ -[ Electronic ] ♪ Body rock ♪ 343 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,572 -♪ You better make that ♪ -♪ Body rock ♪ 344 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,569 -♪ Who's gonna make that ♪ -♪ Body rock ♪ 345 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,490 ♪ Drop it down, lick it like a lollipop ♪ 346 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,239 ♪ Body rock ♪ -♪ Body rock ♪ 347 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,281 ♪ Make your money, girl, shake that WAP ♪ 348 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,945 ♪ Make me want to take it like a dirty sock ♪ 349 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,243 ♪ Going downtown to the pastry shop ♪ 350 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,907 ♪ Body rock, body rock ♪ 351 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,075 ♪ Who's gonna make that body rock? ♪ 352 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,874 ♪ You gonna make that body rock ♪ 353 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,997 ♪ Don't stop rocking 'till the party stop ♪ 354 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:14,295 ♪♪ 355 00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:18,895 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24583

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