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Please don't tell my boss. 14 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,630 Where's the damn hearse keys? 15 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,547 Some shit-for-brains backed it up to the wall over there. 16 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,966 That's right, I'm talking to you, gravedigger. 17 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:58,805 I thought it'd be easier to get it out later if I backed it in. 18 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,062 Is that right? 19 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,853 Well, how we gonna get the coffin out? 20 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,356 Through the sunroof?! 21 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,569 Now, you best have that hole dug by the time 22 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:07,479 preacher man says "amen," 23 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,317 or I'm gonna snatch a knot in your skull. 24 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,652 Yes, sir. 25 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,068 Uh-oh, I think I nicked a rock or something. 26 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,367 Rocks don't make a hissing sound, stupid! 27 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,001 You busted the gas line to the crematorium! 28 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:21,118 Now I gotta relight the pilot. 29 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,866 Pain in my ass! 30 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,747 Amen, already. Let's wrap it up. 31 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,464 He's as dead as he's gonna get! 32 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,295 Ugh! It's fuckin' hot out here! 33 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,931 Ugh. Rusty: Excuse me, sir. 34 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,218 Remember when you said that after I was here a few months, 35 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,302 I could shadow you while you prep a body? 36 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:38,007 I just wanna pick your brain. 37 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,927 Well, I'm pickin' this fella's brain through his nasal cavity. 38 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:44,267 Ugh. Now, they say it's unnecessary, 39 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,814 but 8 pounds is 8 pounds, and at my age, 40 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,687 I'll do anything to save my back. 41 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,485 Now, Rusty, get your worthless ass in there 42 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:51,688 and relight the pilot. 43 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,278 It - It still smells like gas in here. 44 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,783 Gimme that, goddamn -- 45 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,784 Always fuckin' gotta have it your way, goddamn it. 46 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,156 You don't mind if I just crack the window a little bit, do you? 47 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,704 Yeah, go ahead. 48 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:01,957 Typical millennial, always looking for the nearest exit 49 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:04,748 when there's work to be done. 50 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,300 Oh! 51 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,050 Aw, damn it, I was almost outta here. 52 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:15,091 O-Okay, when do y'all wanna schedule a viewing? 53 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:19,056 Hell, I don't know, Pastor, I'm just the gravedigger. 54 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,137 It looks like you've been promoted, Rusty. 55 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,691 Ha-ha, look what the cat dragged in. 56 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,361 Where you been lollygaggin'? 57 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,110 Some of us have to work, Daddy. 58 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,361 Well, they say "Do what you love, 59 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:34,243 and you never work a day in your life." 60 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,070 But I say "Don't show up for work, 61 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,565 and you never work a day in your life." 62 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,907 And not working has worked out damn good for me. 63 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,293 I got promoted from gravedigger 64 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,160 so I'mma need somebody to fill my old position. 65 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,207 You think you can help? 66 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,750 Mm, sounds like work to me. 67 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,463 And you know what I say about work. 68 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,173 It's 10% inspiration, 90% tax evasion, 69 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,255 and 10% ragin' Cajun. 70 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,260 Whoo! I give 110%. 71 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,433 Granny, how about you? 72 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,721 I'll pay you 20 bucks a hole. 73 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,724 Yeah, any dumbass can dig a hole! 74 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,176 Hang on, you can't hire a scab! 75 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,596 Get off me! She ain't with the union! 76 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,734 This is a right-to-work state! 77 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,691 Hey guys, it's the DIY Funeral Guy 78 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:09,771 with my top 10 embalming hacks. 79 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,816 With a couple of common tools and some twist ties, 80 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,781 you can do most of the corpse prep right at home. 81 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,151 Come on, I ain't got all day. Do something. 82 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,357 Get on with it, boy! 83 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,117 Okay, now we want to make an incision 84 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,578 right under the belly button here. 85 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:22,829 You can see where I shave... 86 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:23,791 Aw! Ow! God damn it! 87 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,080 And, uh, you can see why draining the body 88 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,584 in the last step was so important. 89 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,625 Otherwise, you'd be covered in blood right now. 90 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,130 That's $20, that's $20, that's $20. 91 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,132 I'm gonna be rich! 92 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,423 What in the hell?! 93 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:36,466 And that school counselor says to me, 94 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,589 "You're gonna end up diggin' ditches for a livin'." 95 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,097 My daddy said, "Don't you go gettin' his hopes up. 96 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,929 He ain't got the brains to go pro." 97 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:46,354 Well, Early, look what I found! 98 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,394 Damn it, woman, I told you not to dig near 99 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,307 those square rocks with the scribblings on them! 100 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,606 What in the hell, Daddy?! 101 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,479 I said one hole -- one! 102 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,526 You think you're making a goddamn golf course?! 103 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,240 What are these, fuckin' foxholes?! 104 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,570 I'm trying to run a business, not dig a fuckin' hole to China. 105 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,867 Well, you said $20 a hole, so I figured -- 106 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:03,831 You figured you'd just dig a half a million holes 107 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,370 and charge $20 million? 108 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:07,004 Uh, sounds good to me. 109 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,250 So, can I invoice that now? 110 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:12,001 We can fill holes, too, if you don't like 'em. 111 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,495 For a fair price, of course. 112 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,086 Bitch, I'll fill this hole with your body 113 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:15,671 if you queer my negotiations! 114 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,085 $20, that's it. 115 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:20,303 Fill the rest back up. You heard him. 116 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,755 This is your damn deal. Awww. 117 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:25,465 So, uh, who's done run off to meet his maker? 118 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:26,676 My asshole boss. 119 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,596 His funeral's gonna be in 45 minutes, 120 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,484 and I got no idea what the hell I'm doing! 121 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,820 Hand me that formaldehyde. 122 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,204 [ Burps ] Ah. 123 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:42,028 Formaldehyde-hidee-hoo! 124 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,775 Alright, now, where's the body? 125 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,697 What in the hell? Right in front of you, Daddy. 126 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,366 Ooh, triplets. 127 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:49,874 What happened here? 128 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,536 Okay, you don't know what the hell you're doing. 129 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,674 I know exactly what I'm doing, okay? 130 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:55,291 People are just like animals. 131 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,048 Flesh, bones, teeth, tail, covered in hair, 132 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,511 multiple stomachs, spend most of their lives in the forest, 133 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:01,761 and only live about seven years. 134 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,263 Daddy, don't cut his foot off! 135 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,684 Oh, we got us a armchair undertaker? 136 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:06,723 Don't you remember that 10-point buck-cycle 137 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,926 I built for you? 138 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,597 I'm doin' it, Daddy, I'm doin' it! 139 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,895 Early: That's right, boy, hang on to those antler-bars. 140 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,189 Keep your feet on the clavicles, now! 141 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:18,363 And don't you remember that fancy gown I made for Granny? 142 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,403 Oh, it's beautiful! 143 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,697 Ahh! Ohh! 144 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:23,950 Cider vinegar, to "depungify" the stink. 145 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,662 Now you're ready for church. 146 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,793 I'm a sumbitchin' roadkill Rembrandt! 147 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,910 You just go on and show them folks where to sit. 148 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,247 I'll provide the show. 149 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:34,251 Now, let's get to work! 150 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,421 Whoo! We got 300 graves to fill! 151 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,876 Rusty: This here is my first eulogy. 152 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:42,676 I usually just dig the holes, 153 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,799 but I can tell by this crowd how much 154 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,717 Bubba was loved in this community. 155 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,715 Is that a joke, gravedigger? 156 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:53,307 How 'bout you stop vamping, 'cause it's not about you! 157 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,444 Come on, Daddy, chop-chop! 158 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,480 They're gettin' restless out here! 159 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,614 [ Singing "Circle of Life" in Zulu ] 160 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:03,281 ♪♪ 161 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,822 Mele "Kamikilaka"! 162 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,906 That's Hawaiian for "Welcome to the great beyond!" 163 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:11,122 ♪♪ 164 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,294 Rusty: Oh, no. Whoo! 165 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,921 No, Daddy! Come on, y'all! 166 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:14,828 Everybody gets lei'd! [laid] 167 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,336 I can't believe it! I'm so sorry, everybody. 168 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,168 I-I'll make this right, I promise. 169 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,803 Bubba always wanted to be the life of the party. 170 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,261 Yeah, I went full Parrot Head on Bubba. 171 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,802 And wait till you see this! 172 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,677 I hollowed out his pelvis and jammed a paint mixer up his ass. 173 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:32,676 What have you done? I love it. 174 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,977 It's so fun. 175 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,731 Now let's all head over to the gravesite 176 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:37,523 for a pig-pickin' luau. 177 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:41,645 Whoo! 178 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,784 Rest in pork, my friend. 179 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,413 May you rest in pork. 180 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,779 I am surprised to say this, but, hell, 181 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,986 I think we got us a business model here. 182 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,577 Suicide was always a tragedy. 183 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,794 But I was able to repurpose the noose 184 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,004 and flip the script on this. 185 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,554 He's filled with candy hearts that say the things in death 186 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,549 that he could never express in life. 187 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,011 No, no, no, don't eat that! 188 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,681 Muy malo! 189 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,353 Granny: Sign up for your Cuyler original! 190 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,350 Sorry for your loss. No pushin'! 191 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,482 Single file, please! 192 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:19,559 The one thing my husband truly loved was Auburn Football. 193 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,017 Oh, Auburn, huh? 194 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,737 We were hopin' maybe you could pay tribute to that. 195 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,029 So, you're pretty much fixed on Auburn, huh? 196 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:31,243 No, no. No, sir! Hell, no! 197 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:32,695 Point me to the loved ones. 198 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,615 No, no, just stop it Daddy. I'll talk to 'em. 199 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,664 Hey, folks, listen, I'm sorry, 200 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:39,917 but I don't think we can accommodate your kind here. 201 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:40,881 What? Wait. 202 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:41,960 What "kind" is that, Early? 203 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,594 I think we all know what I'm talkin' about, Glenn. 204 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:47,931 You know, she came all the way from Alabama on my referral. 205 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,139 I'm sorry, but he can't be buried at a Georgia graveyard. 206 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:52,179 The red Georgia clay will reject him. 207 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:55,023 It's red for a damn reason! 208 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,559 Georgia Bulldogs, baby! Sic 'em! 209 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,062 Woof, woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof! 210 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,354 But -- But I am sure my colleague can make an exception. 211 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,898 Ain't that right, Daddy? 212 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,861 If it was an inferior ACC team -- say, Georgia Tech 213 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,402 or Wake Forest -- I'd do that out of sympathy. 214 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,236 But Auburn? I refuse! 215 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,491 Daddy, this is your job, 216 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,743 so unless you want me to fire your ass, 217 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,164 I suggest you do what I say. 218 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,412 Well, I suggest they take his Auburn-lovin' ass 219 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:17,623 down the street to another establishment -- 220 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,825 one where they don't care who they mingle with! 221 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:20,536 Get out! Security! 222 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,585 Alright, Early, alright! Fine! 223 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,128 I would say, "Sorry for your loss," 224 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,252 but you're so damn used to losing to Georgia, 225 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,418 I'd be apologizin' you nonstop! 226 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:29,757 Come on. 227 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,972 I apologize, folks. I can prepare the body. 228 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:32,723 It's Auburn Tigers, right? 229 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,603 That's right. War damn eagle. 230 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,431 Wait -- Wait a minute, so, there's an eagle, too? 231 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:39,937 [ Telephone rings ] 232 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,189 Jiggle Hut. If you're callin' about a prostitute, 233 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,271 we don't do that anymore. 234 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,766 [ Chuckles ] Wink, wink. 235 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:48,027 Hey, Ellis. Uh, listen here, you still trafficking them, 236 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,110 uh, exotic animals and whatnot? 237 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,526 Officially, the petting zoo is closed due to lack of permit, 238 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,946 but we could still do "private events" 239 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,405 if the money is right. 240 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,825 Yeah, man, I got money. Let's talk turkey. 241 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,754 Oh, good, cause that's really all I have left, 242 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:02,792 mostly, is turkeys. [ Turkeys gobbling ] 243 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,375 Now, you ain't goin' over the state line, are ya? 244 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,882 Ma'am, I think we put together 245 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,474 a very moving tribute to your husband. 246 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,129 Yeah, it's movin' a lot, so, uh, let's pick up the pace. 247 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,388 He's smellin' the meat. Is -- 248 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:15,970 Are those live animals in there? 249 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,345 Yeah, but they're sedated. 250 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:18,981 Right, Ellis? Oh, yeah. 251 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,478 Heavily sedated. 252 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:21,849 Yeah, I ain't doing this. 253 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,976 Here, I highlighted the relevant passages. 254 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,733 You can just wing it. Nobody listens anyway. 255 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,146 Down! Down! 256 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:32,154 Uh, [Clears throat] will everyone please be seated? 257 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,988 We're gathered here today in the presence of God 258 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,584 to honor the life of -- [ Airhorn blows ] 259 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,409 How dare you invoke the name of God, 260 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:41,754 preparing a Auburn body for burial! 261 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,751 God hates Auburn! 262 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,923 Oh, Daddy, no! 263 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,841 Oh, hell, he's gone full Westboro. 264 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:50,629 Behold, the mark of the beast -- the "AU" on the helmet! 265 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,585 Folks, y'all don't listen to this! [ Airhorn blows ] 266 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,216 Apple CEO Tim Apple went to Auburn, 267 00:09:56,304 --> 00:10:00,354 and now we all have government tracking chips in our heads. 268 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,773 Daddy, keep it down, now. 269 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,691 You're rilin' up the tiger! Wait, hold up. 270 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,149 You got a living tiger? 271 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,019 Yeah, I couldn't scrape up an eagle in time, 272 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,526 but I think the wild turkey works. 273 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,149 Oh, God. 274 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,196 Thou shall not worship two mascots! 275 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,195 Oh, Lindsey! 276 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,115 Uh, I gotta jet. 277 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,833 Stay calm, everybody, stay calm! 278 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,253 They -- They can smell fear. 279 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,752 [ Growls ] 280 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,213 Please, Early, help! 281 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,713 Hell, no! Oh! 282 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,504 Get down, tiger! it's got my leg, Early! 283 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,127 Ha, ha, ha! Ya damn Auburn-lover! 284 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,174 Damn it, and I liked this job. 285 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:36,047 That's what you get when you take on the dawgs! 286 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,425 Sic 'em! Woof, woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof, woof! 287 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:45,852 ♪♪ 288 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:55,236 ♪♪ 289 00:10:55,321 --> 00:11:01,371 ♪♪ 290 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,869 This one's made in Georgia. 291 00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:10,469 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21670

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