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(police siren whooping)
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(brakes creak)
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(police radio chatter)
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-What did he do?
-Dealing fentanyl.
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Really?
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Hey, what's up, Sam?
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-Hey, Drew.
-(car door shuts)
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(whimsical theme playing)
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(screen door opens)
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(keys rattle)
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(door shuts)
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Hey.
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-Hi. Good morning. Drive.
-Good morning.
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Sam:
I am amped the fuck up!
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I have been racking my brain,
trying to figure out
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why the fuck was Rick
at choir practice?
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Anyone can go to
choir practice.
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Ah, that dumb fuck.
No fucking way
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he'd show up there on his own.
No fuckin' way!
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You know, I was over Tricia's
house, and he's laying around,
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playing games like
he always fucking does,
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and I see something sticking
out of his pants, and I'm like
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-what the fuck is that?
-(laughs)
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And it was a big old
fuckin' wad of fuckin' cash!
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Well, sounds like
business is good. Great.
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That motherfucker doesn't have
two nickels to rub together.
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His allowance is like,
I don't know, 30 bucks a week or something.
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-Oh. That is small.
-Yeah,
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so how the fuck does
he have all that money
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in his fuckin' pants,
and what the fuck is it fuckin' for?
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Huh?
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Think about it.
Think about it.
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-Okay.
-Drugs.
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-Oh. (laughs)
-Yeah.
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-Really?
-It's everywhere, man.
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Oh my god, pull in here.
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Joel:
Oh, Randy's working!
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-Randy: Hey, Joel.
-Hey.
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Oh. Hey, Sam.
I didn't see you there. Uh, hang on a sec.
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Oh no, that's okay.
If I have any more coffee,
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-my heart's gonna explode.
Now, Joel-- -(laughs)
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So, uh, when'd you
two start hanging out.
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Oh. Well, um, okay,
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-you know I work at--
-It's not the time, Joel. Joel, Joel, Joel.
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Sorry, Randy.
We have to go.
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-Okay. No problem.
-Sam: Thank you. Okay.
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-Pull over there
by the dumpster. -Say hi to Tammy. (laughs)
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(shifts into park)
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Oh my god!
Are we buying drugs?
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No!
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Well, it's just that you
had me park by a dumpster,
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and you're talking
about all this stuff--
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Joel, Rick is selling drugs.
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What? No. Rick-Rick?
Are you sure?
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Well, if he is,
I'm gonna cut his dick off.
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That's Shannon's dad!
Fuck.
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Look, he stops
here every morning.
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He's a very
predictable dude.
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At least,
I thought he was.
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You know,
I've stalked people online,
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but I haven't stalked
anybody in person in,
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like, since high school,
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so this is kinda
exciting for me. (laughs)
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-Sam: Oh, that's him! Get down!
-Joel: Oh god.
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-Joel: Huh!
-Sam: Ew, that's your bottom!
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Joel: (laughs)
This is so intense!
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Don't sniff!
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(whimsical music)
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(inaudible sigh)
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Woman: (laughs)
It looks like Toto!
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Couldn't it be like a gambling
problem or something?
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No. Rick is way too unlucky.
To his credit, he knows it.
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Oh my god,
embezzling.
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Joel, I've given this
a lot of thought.
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It has to be drugs.
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Why else would Rick
be at choir practice
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-if it wasn't to move
some fucking product? -I really don't think
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anyone there would be
buying... Oh my god.
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-What?
-Oh shit, shit, shit.
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He's stopping.
He's pulling over!
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-He's pulling over!
-He can't see me!
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-Okay. Okay.
-Okay, just be cool.
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Pull a casual U-turn and park
where you can have eyes on him.
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What's a casual U-turn?
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I can't be casual
about breaking the law.
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-Joel, just turn
around and park! -Okay, okay!
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Joel, park over there!
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-Oh, I don't like that spot--
-Joel, park the fucking car!
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I like to have shade!
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Sam:
Oh my god, Joel!
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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All clear.
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-(Joel sighs)
-(chair thuds)
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Sam:
Oh my god. This is some shady fuckin' shit.
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(mechanical whirring)
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-Oh my god.
-What?
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-What?
-It's Bill Baker.
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Sam:
Who's Bill Baker?
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Joel:
Bill Baker, the chainsaw artist. He's a genius.
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His beaver is
installed in Town Hall.
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-That's pretty cool.
-What's he making?
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-(chainsaw whirring)
-Excuse me.
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-I'm a birder. (laughs)
-What are the chances?
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-(whirring)
-Wait, gimme those.
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-But I'm-- I'm using
them right now, but... -Just give them.
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-Joel: What is it?
-Sam: Okay. Okay, no, no, no.
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-Get out your phone.
-Joel: Oh.
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And get ready to hit record
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as soon as shit
starts going down.
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Copy that.
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Sam:
You gonna get a little hot dog? You sick fuck. Oh yeah.
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-How am I gonna know when
shit is starting to go down. -Oh, you're gonna know.
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(chainsaw whirring)
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-(sighs)
-But how?
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Tricia:
I just saw Poppy's new window display.
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They have a Toto
in a little raincoat.
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I know. I saw it.
I freaked out.
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-It's disarmingly adorable.
-Well,
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we are gonna fight
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fire with fire.
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(whirring)
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He hasn't moved for
40 fuckin' minutes.
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Maybe he just
loves chainsaw art.
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-Joel...
-I mean, who doesn't?
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Man, I'm really starting to
crash from all that caffeine.
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I could use, like,
a little snack or...
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(chainsaw continues)
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I might have something
in the winter survival kit.
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-Oh.
-Like an old granola bar.
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-Mm, I love
an old granola bar. -(laughs)
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Hit me.
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One time, I drove off the road
during this crazy blizzard.
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You don't even wanna know
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-the things I had to do
to get through. -Um, yes, I do!
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(laughs)
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-No.
-Come on, just tell me one little thing.
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-No.
-What, did you, um...
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take yourself a little cup...
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take your little, or big...
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-(laughs)
-...penis out,
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fill up that cup
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with some wee-wee?
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♪ I gotta drink my wee-wee ♪
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-(singing): Oh no... Oh no...
-Why would I have to drink my own urine
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during a snowstorm?
There was plenty of water to drink.
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♪ Drink, drink,
drink my wee-wee ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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-(singing): I gotta drink it.
-Drink it!
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-Drink it!
-Uh, drink it! Oh, fuck!
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-Where's Rick? Fuck. We gotta...
-Oh right.
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-This is serious.
Pay attention. -Right. Okay.
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(whirring)
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-What do you wanna sing
at choir practice tonight? -Oh, shit.
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God, I don't know.
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-There's so many
solid gold options. -Yeah.
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Maybe you could
do a rocker.
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I don't know. It's only
my second time. It just, uh...
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I don't wanna go too crazy.
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How about, like,
a little Air Supply?
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Or maybe something more classic?
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-What's more classic
than Air Supply? -That's a good point.
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-(laughs)
-But are we All Out Of Love,
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or are we Lost In Love?
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Or are we
Making Love...
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Both:
Out Of Nothing At All? (laughs)
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♪ ♪
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-Tricia: It's cute, right?
-Charity: It's so cute.
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-(laughs)
-Tricia: So cute!
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(laughs) Come on!
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(birds chirping)
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-(Beethoven's Fifth ringtone)
-Fuck! (sighs)
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-(Sam sighs)
-(Joel laughs)
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-Hi, Mom.
-MJ (on phone): Your father wants to know
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if you're coming home
for the barbecue.
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I'm making my egg salad...
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Oh, you know what? I got
a lot going on today, Mom.
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Um, actually,
I-I gotta go. Bye.
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Are we still gonna
be tailing Rick then?
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-'Cause I have some stuff.
-(sighs)
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No, he'll be at
my parents' house.
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Well, then you gotta be there.
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No. I have better
things to do.
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Saturdays are actually
pretty big for me.
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-Oh really? You got,
like, a Saturday ritual? -I do.
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-Oh!
-I like to sit down and write out a list
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of goals for
the week, and...
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then, of course, I write down
a list of accomplishments
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-for the previous week
and stuff like that. -Oh my god!
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-That's so amazing!
-Yeah. (laughs)
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I don't do any of that.
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I like to lay around,
drinking wine in my underwear.
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-Oh. Hm...
-It's pretty fuckin' great.
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Hm.
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"Hm" what?
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I don't know.
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Just... sounds a little lonely.
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Yeah, well,
it works for me.
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Okay.
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And what do you do
with your Saturdays?
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Like church outreach
stuff mostly.
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I do ESL, I do
youth group mentoring.
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Today, we're packing up, uh,
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donations from the canned
good and toiletry drive.
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Then, I'm gonna set up
for choir practice.
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Every other weekend,
I have this volunteer gig
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at the pediatric clinic.
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And then, I do
sometimes do clowning
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-for the kids in the hospital.
-(laughs) Jesus.
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You do so much stuff.
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Eh. I just...
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try to keep busy,
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-make sure that the terror
doesn't creep in. -(both laugh)
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(gasps)
Rick is on the move. He's on the move!
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-Well, fuck, let's go!
-Oh.
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-Okay. Um...
-(starts car)
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♪ ♪
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Sam:
Fuck.
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Just keep three cars
between us, okay?
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But there aren't
any other cars.
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Alright, well,
then hang back.
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-Joel...
-Oh wait, I'm just gonna let this guy go.
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Sam:
Joel, no, no, no! Go around, or we're gonna lose him!
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Joel: Well, no.
I can't go around.
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-Joel--
-What about oncoming traffic?
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You just said that there were
no other cars, Joel! Hit it!
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-No... No. It's too risky!
-No, no, no! Hit it! Go!
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It's not risky!
You can't hesitate!
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Just pull up and go around.
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-You can do it!
-Don't hesitate.
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Both:
Don't hesitate. Don't hesitate.
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Hit it!
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-(engine revving)
-Joel: Oh... no!
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-I'm sorry, I hesitated.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Joel!
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Joel, we're gonna lose him!
Go! Go! Go!
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-Don't hesitate! Just go!
-Joel: Oh god! Ah!
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-Ah! Car! There's a car!
-Ah! Go! Go! Go!
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-(honking)
-(screaming)
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-Oh god! (laughing)
-You did it! You did it! You did it!
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00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,378
-You did it! (laughs)
-Oh, that was scary and fun!
240
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,547
-(laughs)
-Sam: Oh no!
241
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,967
-Oh no, no, no, where's Rick?
-God, where is he?
242
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,304
-Fuck, we lost him. Fuck...
-(ringtone)
243
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,015
(sighs)
244
00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,516
-Hi, honey.
-Michael (on phone): Where are you?
245
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,143
-I thought we were
getting lunch. -Oh, I'm sorry.
246
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,228
I'm just helping Sam
out with something.
247
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,563
Michael:
What does she need help with?
248
00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,482
Just some music
and stuff for tonight.
249
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,360
-Michael: Okay. Joel?
Have fun with Sam. -Wha--
250
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,739
-Michael says hi.
-Sam: Really?
251
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,949
(tractor rumbling)
252
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,580
(trailer rattling)
253
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,709
(sighs)
254
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,754
♪ ♪
255
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,965
(birds chirping)
256
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,444
Ed:
Ah. What is this, a leap year?
257
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,697
How did we get
to be so lucky?
258
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,407
Hey, Dad.
259
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,950
What's Rick doing
on the grill?
260
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,662
Eh, I figured I'd let him burn
the chicken for a change.
261
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,871
(bottles clink)
262
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,754
Are you ladies ready?
263
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,424
-(strumming guitar)
-No, Dad...
264
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,641
♪ I get my kisses
in the meadow ♪
265
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,519
♪ He gets his kisses
by the stream... ♪
266
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,107
♪ I get my kisses from my baby ♪
267
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,569
♪ I get 'em on the count
of one, two, three ♪
268
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,279
♪ One, two, three ♪
269
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:22,158
♪ He gets them on the count
of one, two, three... ♪
270
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,951
(stops playing)
271
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,953
-(kissing)
-(laughs)
272
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,664
-MJ: Hey, Sam.
-Sam: Hi, Mom.
273
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,752
(door opens)
274
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,382
-You want another cold one?
-(door shuts)
275
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,843
Nah...
276
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,847
(plastic crinkling)
277
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,474
Pastor Deb:
I want chips and salsa
278
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,185
and a frozen margarita
for dinner. Is that so wrong?
279
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,062
No, that is so right,
Pastor Deb.
280
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,981
Emmet? Margs?
281
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,275
-Okay.
-Joel: Okay, great.
282
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,319
You two go on ahead.
I'm gonna stay behind though
283
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,404
because I wanna work on
some new choir music.
284
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,240
Oh. Right.
285
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,075
I can't wait
to hear it.
286
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,996
Yeah, it's a really
great essay, Shan. I love it.
287
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,291
And that stuff about you and
Grandpa with the popcorn garden?
288
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,002
-(laughs)
-Hit me right in the heart. So sweet.
289
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,254
I didn't know that you asked
Sam to help with your essay.
290
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,048
Oh, yeah. I mean,
it's her job.
291
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:19,965
Yeah, I know it's her job,
292
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,927
but I was accepted
everywhere
293
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,012
I applied to, so...
294
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,514
You know, why don't
you ask your mom
295
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,973
to help you with that
community service part
296
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,892
-you've been struggling with.
-I'd be happy to! Scooch.
297
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,936
It'll be great.
(sighs)
298
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,271
And I am gonna
go check on Mom
299
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,107
and see what's going on with
that egg salad situation.
300
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,237
-You're doing it wrong.
-Just the one paragraph?
301
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,906
-Yeah.
-Now, honey, right off the bat,
302
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,616
I don't like this typeface.
303
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,000
What the fuck? Oh,
304
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,419
you dumb little fuck-nut.
What the fuck are you doing?
305
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,839
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is he doing...
306
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,592
-What are you doing?
-Oh my god! Uh, nothing!
307
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,303
I was just, um-- Oh god.
I'm a little cold.
308
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,057
Huh. Well, you can't be
that cold. You're sweating.
309
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,101
Yeah, well, I run hot.
You know that.
310
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,187
I thought you just said
that you were cold.
311
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,190
I did. I was. Now, I'm not.
312
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,026
Excuse me.
313
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,946
Okay...
314
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,877
(pouring liquid)
315
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,303
Rick: I think we're good.
I got my sous chef.
316
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,971
Tricia:
Don't burn it.
317
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,849
Dad'll make fun
of you forever.
318
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:56,270
(country music
playing on stereo)
319
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,355
Wouldn't you be more
comfortable at the table?
320
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,149
Eh, too comfortable
where I am.
321
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,484
I guess so.
You haven't moved all day.
322
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,487
Hey, I just got a call.
I gotta run. Busted heat pump.
323
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,489
-Babe, it's family time.
-I know,
324
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,117
but it's my weekend on.
Hey, hon! I gotta go. (clicks tongue)
325
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,702
Shannon:
Bye, Dad.
326
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,374
(sighs)
327
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,961
(music continues)
328
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,171
(sighs)
329
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,550
Mom!
330
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,680
-There's shells in here, Mom!
-Well, eat around them.
331
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,187
Anybody want s'mores?
332
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,983
-(flame roars)
-(screaming)
333
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,027
-Tricia: Shannon! Are you okay?
-I'm good. I'm okay.
334
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,904
(roaring, lid clangs)
335
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,489
Mom! What were you thinking?
336
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,865
Shannon could've
really been hurt!
337
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,617
It was an honest mistake.
338
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,536
-Don't make such a federal case.
-God, Mom, you're wasted!
339
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,039
-(indistinct arguing)
-Ed: Everybody just calm-- Ah!
340
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,666
-Ah! Ow!
-Sam: Dad!
341
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,001
-What happened?
-My foot must've fallen asleep.
342
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,212
Don't blame that on me!
He shouldn't have been standing
343
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,798
-behind the car.
-You ran over Dad?
344
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,299
His foot.
Don't be so dramatic.
345
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,052
I-I'm fine. Everyone
just stop it, alright?
346
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,720
Everybody here
drinks like fishes,
347
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,472
and I can't have
one little drink.
348
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,058
Yeah, no, Mom. You can't,
apparently, have one drink.
349
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,728
Everybody's always
picking on me!
350
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,065
-Dad, are you okay?
-Yeah, I-I'll be alright. Yeah, I'm fine.
351
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,901
Family, huh?
352
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,069
Oh.
353
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029
-It sucks.
-(door shuts)
354
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,824
Tricia:
Get your stuff. I wanna go. Let's go. We're leaving.
355
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,742
-Sam: Tricia!
-You know what, Sam?
356
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,869
I'm tired of dealing
with it. It's your turn.
357
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,997
(footsteps receding)
358
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,335
(door shuts)
359
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,422
(insects chirping)
360
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,177
(harp playing)
361
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,264
(quiet chatter)
362
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,432
(coughing)
363
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,896
Hey, kid.
Oh, thank god you're here.
364
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,524
-Oh, hey, Fred.
-You okay?
365
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,735
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
366
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,737
You know what
the Rock always says?
367
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,449
-I don't.
-Control the controllables.
368
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,243
-What does that mean?
-It means you're here, you got yourself a drink,
369
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,538
there's a microphone.
Come on. We need you.
370
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,081
-Okay.
-Yeah?
371
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,250
-Yeah.
-You ready to give these kids a treat?
372
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295
-Sure.
-Jeez, we're doing great, but we need the energy a little up,
373
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,213
and I know you can bring it.
I know you can bring it.
374
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,759
-I'm excited. Alright?
Let 'er rip! Let 'er rip! -Alright, let it rip.
375
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,886
(harp playing stops)
376
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:37,473
-Fred: Alright, give it up
for Judy's magic fingers! -(applause)
377
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,309
Wonderful! Alright, thank you.
378
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,519
Alright, we got one more to go,
379
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,772
and you are in for
a treat, kiddos,
380
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,524
because here she is,
our very own
381
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,318
Little Miss Sampire!
382
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,944
-(laughs)
-Come on, Sammy!
383
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,947
-(applause, cheering)
-Come on, Sammy.
384
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,533
-Change the vibe
in here, please. -Okay. (laughs)
385
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,038
Okay...
386
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,625
You guys'll know it.
387
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,922
(whistling)
388
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717
Crowd: Woo!
389
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,845
♪ Didn't I make you feel ♪
390
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,805
(cheering)
391
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:21,016
♪ Like you were the only ♪
392
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,518
♪ Man ♪
393
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,228
Fred:
Yeah! Yes!
394
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,815
-(musicians start playing)
-♪ Yeah, didn't I give you nearly everything ♪
395
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,983
♪ That a woman possibly can ♪
396
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,985
♪ Honey, you know I did! ♪
397
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,530
♪ And each time I tell myself ♪
398
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,074
♪ That I think I've had enough ♪
399
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,452
♪ And now, I'm gonna
show you, baby ♪
400
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,663
♪ That a woman can be tough ♪
401
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,998
♪ I want you to come on ♪
402
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,126
♪ Come on, come on ♪
403
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,545
♪ Come on and ♪
404
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,754
♪ Take it ♪
405
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,383
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
406
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,718
♪ Oh shit! Break it ♪
407
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,972
♪ Break another little piece
of my heart now, darling ♪
408
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,765
♪ Yeah ♪
409
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,225
Come on!
410
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,979
♪ Have a little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
411
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,982
♪ You know you've got it ♪
412
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:14,319
♪ 'Cause it makes
you feel good ♪
413
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,989
-(crowd cheering)
-Hi, Fred Rococo.
414
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,324
-Come here!
-Really?
415
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,869
♪ You're out on the street ♪
416
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,704
♪ Looking good! ♪
417
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,665
♪ But, baby, deep
down in your heart ♪
418
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,376
♪ You gotta know
that shit ain't right ♪
419
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,504
♪ Never, never, never,
never, never hear me ♪
420
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,257
♪ When I cry,
when I cry at night ♪
421
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,968
♪ And, honey,
I cry all the time ♪
422
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,096
♪ And each time I tell myself ♪
423
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,056
♪ That I can't stand the pain ♪
424
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,184
♪ Oh, when you hold
me in your arms ♪
425
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,770
♪ And I sing it once again ♪
426
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,231
♪ I want you to come on ♪
427
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,774
♪ Come on ♪
428
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,736
♪ Come on, come on... ♪
429
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,739
♪ Come on, come on ♪
430
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,408
♪ Come on, yeah! ♪
431
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,701
♪ Take it! ♪
432
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,413
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
433
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,414
Sing it with me!
434
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,874
♪ Oh, break it! ♪
435
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,543
♪ Break another little
piece of my heart now ♪
436
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,794
♪ Darling, yeah ♪
437
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,588
-What?
-Have a...!
438
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,466
♪ Have another little
piece of my heart now ♪
439
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,092
♪ Baby ♪
440
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,845
♪ You know you've got it ♪
441
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,474
♪ Does it make you feel good? ♪
442
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,310
(cheering, applause)
443
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,813
(music crescendos, ends)
444
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,067
(cheering, applause continue)
445
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,575
Killed it. Killed it.
You got it.
446
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,160
Yeah!
447
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,871
Yeah! Sammy!
448
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,958
(poignant music)
449
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,168
♪ ♪
450
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,841
(applause, chatter fade out)
451
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,149
(insects chirping)
452
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,075
(tinkering)
453
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,505
You should rest
that foot, Dad.
454
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,799
Farm doesn't take
care of itself.
455
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,011
There's work to do.
456
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,101
You need to
talk to her.
457
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,564
About going
to rehab, Dad.
458
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,983
You're as crazy
as your sister.
459
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,484
Rehab.
460
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,279
-What are we, movie stars?
-Dad...
461
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,990
So, she drinks
too much sometimes.
462
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,908
We all do it.
That's not a crime.
463
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,119
You brought the beer.
464
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,329
Yeah.
465
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,833
But, this is different.
466
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,794
She ran over
your foot.
467
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,255
She could've really
hurt Shannon up there.
468
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,923
Dad, I mean...
469
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,134
what's next?
470
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,181
Look, if you girls
wanna talk to her...
471
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,391
She's not gonna listen to us.
472
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,313
MJ and me,
we've known each other
473
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:39,441
since we were
15 years old. You...
474
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,359
(sighs) You're with
somebody that long,
475
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,696
you-you stop being
separate people. You become...
476
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,282
some kinda...
477
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,493
four-legged creature.
478
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,371
She's my other half.
479
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:58,418
-I'd sooner cut off
my arm than harm her. -I know.
480
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,965
That's why it has
to be you, Dad.
481
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,363
(dramatic music)
482
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,200
(inaudible)
483
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,392
(insects chirping)
484
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:58,770
("Making Love Out of Nothing
at All" by Air Supply)
485
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,906
♪ ♪
486
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,329
♪ I know
just how to whisper ♪
487
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,083
♪ And I know
just how to cry ♪
488
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,545
♪ I know just where
to find the answers ♪
489
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:27,257
♪ And I know just how to lie ♪
490
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,594
♪ I know just how to fake it ♪
491
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:34,389
♪ And I know just
how to scheme ♪
492
00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:37,517
♪ I know just when
to face the truth ♪
493
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:41,354
♪ And then I know
just when to dream ♪
494
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,858
♪ And I know just
where to touch you ♪
495
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,612
♪ And I know just
what to prove ♪
496
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:51,907
♪ I know when to
pull you closer ♪
497
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,452
♪ And I know when
to let you loose ♪
498
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,997
♪ And I know
the night is fading ♪
499
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,375
♪ And I know the time's
gonna fly ♪
500
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:06,087
♪ And I never gotta tell you
everything I gotta tell ♪
501
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,591
♪ But I know I gotta
give it a try ♪
502
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:13,094
♪ And I know
the roads to riches ♪
503
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,723
♪ And I know the ways to fame ♪
504
00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:20,101
♪ I know all the rules, and
then I know how to break 'em ♪
505
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,605
♪ And I always know
the name of the game ♪
506
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,775
♪ But, I don't know
how to leave you... ♪
507
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:31,375
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