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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,685 --> 00:00:15,152 >> COME ON, MAN. 2 00:00:15,152 --> 00:00:17,121 HURRY UP. 3 00:00:17,121 --> 00:00:19,490 >> IF YOU IN SUCH A HURRY, 4 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:21,492 YOU COULD HELP. 5 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:26,530 DON'T TELL ME, 6 00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:28,365 YOU SCARED OF THAT THING. 7 00:00:28,365 --> 00:00:29,032 >> YOU HEARD THE STORIES, 8 00:00:29,032 --> 00:00:30,467 YOU KNOW THE LEGENDS. 9 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:33,003 >> MAN, THAT'S ALL THEY IS-- 10 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:35,106 STORIES. 11 00:00:35,106 --> 00:00:35,572 >> AREN'T WE DIGGIN' 12 00:00:35,572 --> 00:00:36,940 BASED ON STORIES? 13 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:38,975 >> YEAH, BUT STORIES OF GOLD 14 00:00:38,975 --> 00:00:40,444 AND FAMILY HEIRLOOMS IS MUCH 15 00:00:40,444 --> 00:00:42,979 MORE BELIEVABLE OVER MONSTERS 16 00:00:42,979 --> 00:00:45,349 AND LIVING SCARECROWS. 17 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:56,227 MAN, GET OFF ME. 18 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:06,270 MAN, LEAVE OFF THAT THING. 19 00:01:06,270 --> 00:01:08,672 COME AND HELP ME. 20 00:01:34,498 --> 00:01:36,300 WHAT WAS THAT, OL' JEFFERS? 21 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,635 YOU GONNA FINALLY HELP? 22 00:01:42,606 --> 00:01:43,407 YOU, SIR, 23 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,608 ARE STARTIN' TO ANNOY-- 24 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:39,643 >> JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A DUMP. 25 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:42,078 AND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 26 00:05:42,078 --> 00:05:44,781 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG. 27 00:05:44,781 --> 00:05:46,650 I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE. 28 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,184 GOOD BURGERS. 29 00:05:48,184 --> 00:05:49,119 >> UGH. 30 00:05:49,119 --> 00:05:50,554 >> HEY, IT HAS CHARACTER. 31 00:05:50,554 --> 00:05:51,822 I LIKE IT. 32 00:05:51,822 --> 00:05:53,256 >> YOU WOULD. 33 00:05:53,256 --> 00:05:53,890 >> YOU'RE TOO SPOILED 34 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:55,726 BY CITY LIFE, JAN. 35 00:05:55,726 --> 00:05:57,694 >> IT'S JANELLE. 36 00:05:57,694 --> 00:06:00,697 >> JAN, JANELLE, WHATEVER. 37 00:06:00,697 --> 00:06:01,231 >> YOU WANTED TO 38 00:06:01,231 --> 00:06:03,333 BRING HER ALONG. 39 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,268 >> SO, YOUR FRIEND, 40 00:06:05,268 --> 00:06:06,770 OR COUSIN, WORKS HERE? 41 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:08,138 >> YEAH. 42 00:06:08,138 --> 00:06:09,806 >> AND THIS GUY, RALPH, 43 00:06:09,806 --> 00:06:11,007 HE KNOWS WHERE WE'RE GOING? 44 00:06:11,007 --> 00:06:12,476 YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE, RIGHT? 45 00:06:12,476 --> 00:06:13,043 >> YES. 46 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:13,577 >> SHIT, ARE YOU WRITING 47 00:06:13,577 --> 00:06:14,778 A BOOK ON THIS TRIP? 48 00:06:14,778 --> 00:06:15,846 >> HEY, MAYBE. 49 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:16,713 WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID THE WORLD'S 50 00:06:16,713 --> 00:06:18,114 GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT YOU? 51 00:06:18,114 --> 00:06:18,882 >> WHAT? 52 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:20,451 NO. 53 00:06:20,451 --> 00:06:22,185 YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 54 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:23,454 >> RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 55 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:25,288 LET'S GO. 56 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:29,760 >> MY MOM AND HER MOM 57 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,561 THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA 58 00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:31,662 TO BRING HER. 59 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:32,696 LIKE SHE MIGHT 60 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,065 LOOSEN UP OR SOMETHING. 61 00:06:35,065 --> 00:06:36,066 >> I DUNNO. 62 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:37,300 IT'S A PRETTY LONG STICK 63 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,268 UP HER ASS. 64 00:06:39,903 --> 00:06:42,939 >> EXCUSE ME, YOUNG 'UNS? 65 00:06:42,939 --> 00:06:44,541 YOU KIDS, 66 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:46,977 YOU AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE! 67 00:06:46,977 --> 00:06:49,012 >> WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? 68 00:06:49,012 --> 00:06:51,381 >> GOIN' UP IN THE HILLS? 69 00:06:51,381 --> 00:06:52,716 CAMPIN' ARE YA? 70 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:53,650 >> YES, SIR. 71 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:56,252 IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUT, UM-- 72 00:06:56,252 --> 00:06:57,020 I THINK WE'RE GONNA 73 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:57,954 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 74 00:06:57,954 --> 00:06:59,389 >> BOOZE AND ROCK N' ROLL, 75 00:06:59,389 --> 00:07:00,491 I EXPECT! 76 00:07:00,491 --> 00:07:00,957 >> IT'S JUST GONNA BE 77 00:07:00,957 --> 00:07:02,759 SOME HARMLESS FUN, MISTER. 78 00:07:02,759 --> 00:07:04,227 >> HARMLESS? 79 00:07:04,227 --> 00:07:05,729 HA! 80 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:09,533 OKAY, YOU KIDS GO HAVE SOME FUN. 81 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:12,335 WHY, I REMEMBER SOME 82 00:07:12,335 --> 00:07:14,370 ADVENTURES UP THERE. 83 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:18,875 HAD MYSELF SOME LADIES UP THERE, 84 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:21,244 IF'N YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 85 00:07:23,146 --> 00:07:24,314 TO BE YOUNG AGAIN! 86 00:07:24,314 --> 00:07:26,917 HA HA! 87 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:28,051 >> AH... 88 00:07:28,051 --> 00:07:29,520 THAT'S A CRAZY OLD COOT. 89 00:07:30,253 --> 00:07:32,088 >> SURE IS. 90 00:07:35,158 --> 00:07:35,959 >> RALPH! 91 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:36,693 >> HEY MAN, COOL! 92 00:07:36,693 --> 00:07:37,561 YOU'RE HERE. 93 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:39,162 >> HEY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 94 00:07:39,162 --> 00:07:40,263 >> SURE HAS, MAN. 95 00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:41,431 WOW, FAR OUT. 96 00:07:41,431 --> 00:07:42,833 >> YEAH, HEY, UH-- YOU REMEMBER, 97 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:43,900 UH, JANELLE AND CLAIRE? 98 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,035 >> YEAH, YEAH. 99 00:07:45,035 --> 00:07:45,536 >> AND THIS IS 100 00:07:45,536 --> 00:07:46,770 MY COUSIN JOSEPHINE 101 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:49,372 I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 102 00:07:49,372 --> 00:07:51,041 >> UH... 103 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:52,175 HI, I'M RALPH. 104 00:07:52,175 --> 00:07:53,544 >> JUST JO IS FINE. 105 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:54,711 >> OH, UH... 106 00:07:54,711 --> 00:07:56,446 HI, JO. 107 00:07:56,446 --> 00:08:00,283 LET ME SHOW YOU THE PLACE. 108 00:08:00,283 --> 00:08:01,317 >> OKAY. 109 00:08:01,317 --> 00:08:02,686 >> ALL RIGHT. 110 00:08:10,661 --> 00:08:12,262 >> NOT THIS TIME. 111 00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:13,930 >> THAT'S UNFAIR! 112 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:15,566 >> SHE'S MY COUSIN. 113 00:08:15,566 --> 00:08:17,868 >> AND I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. 114 00:08:20,236 --> 00:08:21,404 >> RALPHIE, COULD YOU 115 00:08:21,404 --> 00:08:23,206 GET ME A BEER, PLEASE? 116 00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:26,176 >> SURE. 117 00:08:28,579 --> 00:08:29,580 >> OH MY GOSH. 118 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,381 >> IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 119 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:33,316 >> LIKE HELL IT IS, BOY! 120 00:08:33,316 --> 00:08:35,418 THAT'LL COME OUT OF YOUR CHECK. 121 00:08:35,418 --> 00:08:37,287 >> IT'S ON ME. 122 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:40,056 >> AH, DON'T WORRY. 123 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:42,025 IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 124 00:08:42,025 --> 00:08:43,159 YOU GUYS WANT ONE? 125 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:45,228 >> YEAH. 126 00:08:46,897 --> 00:08:47,931 >> YOU GUYS OFF TO A WILD 127 00:08:47,931 --> 00:08:50,433 WEEKEND UP IN THE HILLS? 128 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:51,301 >> YEAH, I WAS, UH-- 129 00:08:51,301 --> 00:08:54,070 THINKIN' ABOUT NORTH LAKE. 130 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:54,671 >> AND WHO DID I JUST 131 00:08:54,671 --> 00:08:56,740 BUY FREE BEERS FOR? 132 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:57,908 >> JOSEPHINE. 133 00:08:57,908 --> 00:08:59,876 EVERYBODY CALLS ME JO. 134 00:08:59,876 --> 00:09:01,011 >> CHARMED. 135 00:09:01,011 --> 00:09:03,914 SHE'S GOT MANNERS, TOO. 136 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,949 >> I GOTTA GO FINISH 137 00:09:05,949 --> 00:09:07,117 PUTTIN' AWAY THE ORDER. 138 00:09:07,117 --> 00:09:07,784 >> HEY, I REMEMBER THIS 139 00:09:07,784 --> 00:09:09,620 TROUBLEMAKER FROM YEARS AGO. 140 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:10,420 >> YES, SIR. 141 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,755 HEY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 142 00:09:11,755 --> 00:09:12,989 I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE. 143 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:14,190 >> WE HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE. 144 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:15,358 EVERY TIME YOU COME UP, 145 00:09:15,358 --> 00:09:15,959 WE'RE HERE. 146 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:16,760 >> YEAH? 147 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:17,460 >> I SUSPECT YOU FOLKS 148 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:18,461 ARE HEADED OFF TO SAND LAKE 149 00:09:18,461 --> 00:09:20,430 TO DO SOME CAMPIN'. 150 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,331 >> NO, ACTUALLY THEY WANNA 151 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:23,433 GO OVER TO THE OLD ORCHARDS, 152 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,769 BY HARPER LAKE. 153 00:09:25,769 --> 00:09:26,637 >> YOU DON'T GET YOUR SHIT DONE, 154 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:28,538 BOY, YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE. 155 00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:29,673 >> AW, SIR, YOU WOULDN'T TAKE 156 00:09:29,673 --> 00:09:31,307 OUR GUIDE AWAY, WOULD YOU? 157 00:09:31,307 --> 00:09:32,809 >> CALL ME DOC, DARLIN'. 158 00:09:32,809 --> 00:09:34,444 AND NO, I WOULDN'T. 159 00:09:34,444 --> 00:09:34,911 BUT... 160 00:09:34,911 --> 00:09:36,479 HARPER LAKE, HUH? 161 00:09:36,479 --> 00:09:38,548 >> IS IT NOT A GOOD SPOT, 162 00:09:38,548 --> 00:09:40,651 DOC, SIR? 163 00:09:40,651 --> 00:09:41,451 >> IF YOU'RE GOIN', 164 00:09:41,451 --> 00:09:43,820 YOU OUGHTA KNOW. 165 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:45,388 >> KNOW WHAT? 166 00:09:45,388 --> 00:09:47,791 >> THEM ORCHARDS AND LAKE, 167 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:50,226 THAT WHOLE PATCH IS HAUNTED. 168 00:09:52,128 --> 00:09:53,664 >> OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS. 169 00:09:53,664 --> 00:09:55,265 HE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE US. 170 00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:56,132 >> NO, NO, NO. 171 00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:57,668 LISTEN HERE... 172 00:09:57,668 --> 00:09:58,501 THERE'S AN EVIL 173 00:09:58,501 --> 00:09:59,569 IN THOSE REGIONS. 174 00:09:59,569 --> 00:10:02,706 WAKES UP EVERY 30 YEARS OR SO. 175 00:10:02,706 --> 00:10:03,907 >> AND LET ME GUESS, 176 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,676 IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS? 177 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:07,343 >> OR... 15. 178 00:10:07,343 --> 00:10:09,646 >> FIVE, 15, 30... 179 00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:11,081 DOES IT MATTER? 180 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:11,682 THIS IS THE YEAR 181 00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,016 IT WAKES UP, RIGHT? 182 00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:14,651 >> WELL, NO. 183 00:10:14,651 --> 00:10:15,551 >> SO, WHAT'S THE POINT 184 00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:16,820 OF WARNING US? 185 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,054 >> I CAN'T HELP SPINNIN' TALES 186 00:10:18,054 --> 00:10:21,091 TO PRETTY YOUNG GALS LIKE YOU. 187 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:22,392 >> OH, THAT MAKES IT 188 00:10:22,392 --> 00:10:23,960 SO MUCH BETTER. 189 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,029 >> IT'S A COOL STORY... 190 00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:31,467 IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT. 191 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:35,605 REALLY GOOD. 192 00:10:35,605 --> 00:10:38,008 REAL GOOD. 193 00:10:38,008 --> 00:10:39,710 CREEPY. 194 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:42,913 >> FINE, I'LL BITE. 195 00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:44,815 TELL US THE STORY. 196 00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:46,182 >> IF YOU INSIST. 197 00:10:46,182 --> 00:10:47,417 >> I'D INSIST 198 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:49,319 YOU LET RALPH LEAVE. 199 00:10:49,319 --> 00:10:52,255 >> WHAT'S THE STORY ABOUT? 200 00:10:52,255 --> 00:10:53,990 >> AN EVIL SCARECROW. 201 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:56,126 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 202 00:10:56,126 --> 00:10:57,560 >> AW, NO. 203 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,930 ARE YOU, UH, TELLIN' THEM 204 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,231 ABOUT THAT OLD THING AGAIN? 205 00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:02,833 I, UH... 206 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,834 I DON'T KNOW. 207 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:04,634 THAT, UH-- 208 00:11:04,634 --> 00:11:06,737 THAT DOESN'T SEEM WISE. 209 00:11:06,737 --> 00:11:09,740 >> IT'S JUST A STORY, RIGHT? 210 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:11,842 IT'S A GHOST STORY? 211 00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:14,610 >> WELL, YEAH, I GUESS. 212 00:11:16,646 --> 00:11:17,213 THEY'VE ALWAYS SAID 213 00:11:17,213 --> 00:11:19,382 THIS AREA'S BEEN CURSED. 214 00:11:19,382 --> 00:11:20,984 WEIRD ACCIDENTS, 215 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,853 STRANGE THINGS HAPPENING. 216 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:24,220 >> RALPH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE 217 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,356 IT'S A SCARECROW, DO YOU? 218 00:11:26,957 --> 00:11:28,024 >> 'COURSE HE DOESN'T. 219 00:11:28,024 --> 00:11:28,959 HE'S YOUNG AND DUMB, 220 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,927 JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU ARE. 221 00:11:30,927 --> 00:11:31,661 IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT, 222 00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:32,796 OR TOUCH IT, OR SMELL IT, 223 00:11:32,796 --> 00:11:33,897 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. 224 00:11:34,765 --> 00:11:35,331 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU 225 00:11:35,331 --> 00:11:36,299 ABOUT THE BEGINNING 226 00:11:36,299 --> 00:11:38,769 OF THE CURSE-- OR THE EVIL, 227 00:11:38,769 --> 00:11:40,103 IN THIS REGION. 228 00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:42,238 IT ALL STARTED JUST 229 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:42,939 BEFORE THE TURN 230 00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:44,640 OF THE LAST CENTURY. 231 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,475 THEY SAY IT WAS A GROUP OF 232 00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:46,910 WITCHES AND WARLOCKS 233 00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,611 THAT STARTED IT ALL. 234 00:11:48,611 --> 00:11:49,679 OR THEY SAY IT WAS A GROUP 235 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:51,047 OF ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENTS 236 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:52,015 FROM THE OLD ASYLUM 237 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,217 THE NEXT COUNTY OVER. 238 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:56,419 >> OKAY, SO WAIT A MINUTE. 239 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:57,320 WHICH IS IT? 240 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,288 'CAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, TWO 241 00:11:58,288 --> 00:11:59,890 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORIES. 242 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:00,523 >> I THOUGHT YOU 243 00:12:00,523 --> 00:12:01,992 WERE THE NICE ONE. 244 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,126 >> I'M SORRY. 245 00:12:03,126 --> 00:12:04,460 >> AW, THAT'S OKAY. 246 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:05,195 BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW, 247 00:12:05,195 --> 00:12:06,362 IT WAS BOTH. 248 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:09,465 LEGEND HAS IT, 249 00:12:09,465 --> 00:12:10,433 THERE WAS A FAMILY OF WITCHES 250 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,501 AND WIZARDS THAT FOUNDED 251 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,536 THIS HERE AREA AND TOWN. 252 00:12:13,536 --> 00:12:14,971 THEY KEPT TO THEMSELVES, MOSTLY, 253 00:12:14,971 --> 00:12:16,706 NOT HARMIN' NO ONE. 254 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:18,809 ALTHOUGH, THERE WERE RUMORS, 255 00:12:18,809 --> 00:12:19,943 AND PEOPLE WERE AFRAID OF THEM, 256 00:12:19,943 --> 00:12:20,576 OF COURSE. 257 00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:21,711 >> OF COURSE. 258 00:12:21,711 --> 00:12:22,813 >> SHH! 259 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:23,413 >> SORRY. 260 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:26,016 >> SHH!! 261 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:28,084 >> ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYIN'... 262 00:12:28,084 --> 00:12:29,285 AFTER TIME, FOLKS GOT TO 263 00:12:29,285 --> 00:12:31,221 AVOIDING THEM FOR THE MOST PART. 264 00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,889 YOU SEE, THERE WAS A COUSIN, 265 00:12:32,889 --> 00:12:33,489 AND HE WEREN'T QUITE 266 00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:35,691 RIGHT IN THE HEAD. 267 00:12:35,691 --> 00:12:36,827 HE WOULD PRACTICE HIS 268 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,962 INCANTATIONS OPENLY, SO PEOPLE 269 00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:42,198 COULD SEE, SCARIN' PEOPLE. 270 00:12:42,198 --> 00:12:43,299 ONE DAY, THOUGH, HE KIDNAPS 271 00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:44,400 HIMSELF ONE OF THE TOWNSFOLK'S 272 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,736 KIDS, AND HE DOES SOMETHING 273 00:12:46,736 --> 00:12:48,271 TERRIBLE, AND TORTURES 274 00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:50,406 THE POOR KID, AND SACRIFICES HIM 275 00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:51,541 IN A DARK RITUAL. 276 00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:54,177 >> NO, NO! 277 00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:56,112 >> WELL, THE TOWNSFOLKS 278 00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:57,380 GET ALL STIRRED UP, 279 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,348 AND THEY GO TO THE FAMILY'S 280 00:12:58,348 --> 00:13:00,083 HOUSE AND STORM IT. 281 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,384 THEY GRAB THE COUSIN 282 00:13:01,384 --> 00:13:02,652 AND TWO OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS, 283 00:13:02,652 --> 00:13:03,987 AND HAD A QUICK TRIAL. 284 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:08,058 THEY FOUND THEM 285 00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:08,859 ALL GUILTY, AS THE COUSIN 286 00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:09,860 LAUGHED AND SPAT. 287 00:13:11,661 --> 00:13:12,428 WELL, THE TOWNSFOLK 288 00:13:12,428 --> 00:13:13,329 HAD THEM ALL COMMITTED 289 00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:14,998 TO THE ASYLUM, WHERE, THROUGH 290 00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:16,432 TREATMENT, THEY WENT MAD. 291 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:20,503 NOW, THE HEADS OF THE FAMILY 292 00:13:20,503 --> 00:13:21,737 GOT PLENTY ANGRY, 293 00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:22,672 AND THEY WENT TO THE ASYLUM 294 00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:23,639 AND KILLED EVERYONE THERE. 295 00:13:23,639 --> 00:13:25,408 PATIENTS, DOCTORS, ANYONE 296 00:13:25,408 --> 00:13:27,878 AND EVERYONE TO FREE THEIR KIN. 297 00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:28,979 THEY ESCAPED, AND MADE IT BACK 298 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:31,414 TO THEIR HOMESTEAD. 299 00:13:31,414 --> 00:13:32,883 WHEN THE TOWNSFOLKS FOUND OUT, 300 00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:33,884 THEY BROKE INTO THE HOUSE 301 00:13:33,884 --> 00:13:34,550 AND DRUG THEM ALL OUT, 302 00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:35,618 AND HANGED THEM. 303 00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:43,226 THEN, THEY BURNED 304 00:13:43,226 --> 00:13:44,327 THE HOUSE AND PROPERTY DOWN, 305 00:13:44,327 --> 00:13:45,161 AND SALTED THE EARTH 306 00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:45,896 TO MAKE SURE NOTHING 307 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:49,900 HAPPENED THERE. 308 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:50,901 THE FAMILY TOOK A LONG TIME TO 309 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:52,768 DIE, THOUGH, WHILE SPOUTING OFF 310 00:13:52,768 --> 00:13:55,071 CURSES AND SPELLS. 311 00:13:56,806 --> 00:13:57,573 WHEN THEY FINALLY DIED, 312 00:13:57,573 --> 00:13:58,474 THE TOWNSFOLK DIDN'T WANT 313 00:13:58,474 --> 00:13:59,809 TO BURN THE BODIES. 314 00:13:59,809 --> 00:14:00,776 SO THEY TOOK THEM DEEP 315 00:14:00,776 --> 00:14:01,912 INTO THE WOODS, 316 00:14:01,912 --> 00:14:03,179 SECRET-LIKE, 'CAUSE NOT 317 00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:05,015 ALL THE FAMILY WAS CAUGHT. 318 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:05,916 THE TOWNSFOLK BELIEVED 319 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:06,582 THAT THE FREE ONES COULD 320 00:14:06,582 --> 00:14:08,018 RESURRECT THE DEAD ONES, 321 00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,352 OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE. 322 00:14:11,922 --> 00:14:12,755 SO A FEW OF THE BRAVE 323 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:14,190 TOWNSMEN BURIED THE BODIES 324 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:15,425 IN A SMALL CEMETERY THAT 325 00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:17,127 THEY HAD CREATED, HIDDEN AWAY 326 00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:20,030 SO NO ONE COULD FIND THEM. 327 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,564 >> THIS IS ALL FASCINATING, 328 00:14:21,564 --> 00:14:23,199 BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO 329 00:14:23,199 --> 00:14:24,034 WITH THE SCARECROW? 330 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:24,667 >> PATIENCE, LAD. 331 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:25,301 CHILL OUT. 332 00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:27,470 NOW, WHERE WAS I? 333 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:29,472 OH YES, THE SCARECROW. 334 00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:30,506 YOU SEE, THE TOWNSFOLK DIDN'T 335 00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:32,708 THINK TO WARD OFF THE CEMETERY, 336 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:33,676 OR GET A WISE WOMAN 337 00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:35,578 OR WICCAN TO BLESS IT, 338 00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:37,580 SO THE DARK POWER SEEPED OUT. 339 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:39,082 IT HAD FOUND, NOT TOO FAR AWAY-- 340 00:14:39,082 --> 00:14:39,983 THERE WAS A CORNFIELD, 341 00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:41,817 LONG OVERGROWN, COMPLETE WITH 342 00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:43,786 AN ABANDONED SCARECROW. 343 00:14:43,786 --> 00:14:44,854 WELL, THOSE POWERS SEEPED INTO 344 00:14:44,854 --> 00:14:46,322 THAT THING, AND GAVE IT 345 00:14:46,322 --> 00:14:47,958 A HORRIBLE LIFE. 346 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:48,992 SOME SAY IT AVENGES UPON 347 00:14:48,992 --> 00:14:50,360 THE DESCENDANTS OF THE TOWNSFOLK 348 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,962 WHO HUNG THE FAMILY. 349 00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:52,963 SOME SAY IT SEARCHES FOR 350 00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:54,764 THE REMAINING FAMILY MEMBER. 351 00:14:54,764 --> 00:14:56,199 BUT IT LIVES AND EXISTS 352 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:59,302 FOR PURELY EVIL PURPOSES. 353 00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:05,575 >> SO DID THE ESCAPED FAMILY 354 00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:07,510 MEMBER EVER COME BACK? 355 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,745 DID ANYTHING EVER HAPPEN? 356 00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:10,313 >> NO, NOTHING EVER 357 00:15:10,313 --> 00:15:11,982 REALLY HAPPENED. 358 00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:13,383 THEY SAY HE CHANGED HIS NAME, 359 00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:15,085 MOVED OUT OF TOWN. 360 00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:16,552 BEEN HIDDEN EVER SINCE. 361 00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:17,487 >> HE? 362 00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:19,589 >> OR SHE. 363 00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:22,425 >> SO, THAT REALLY HAPPENED? 364 00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:28,264 >> WELL, KIND OF, SORTA. 365 00:15:28,264 --> 00:15:29,499 >> WELL, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE JUST 366 00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:31,067 GO DIG UP THE CEMETERY 367 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,003 AND WARD IT, OR BIND IT 368 00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:34,537 LIKE YOU SAID? 369 00:15:34,537 --> 00:15:36,539 >> NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS. 370 00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:37,407 >> YOU SAID IT ONLY COMES OUT 371 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:39,342 EVERY 30 YEARS? 372 00:15:39,342 --> 00:15:40,576 >> 15. 373 00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,512 >> EVERY 15 YEARS? 374 00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:45,748 >> OOO, SCARY! 375 00:15:46,382 --> 00:15:47,250 >> WELL, THE GRAVEYARD'S 376 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:47,850 SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND 377 00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:48,918 THE HARPER LAKE AREA. 378 00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,520 SO THERE YOU GO. 379 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,221 >> HASN'T ANYONE EVER 380 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,888 GONE LOOKING FOR IT? 381 00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:54,424 >> WOULD YOU? 382 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:56,759 ANYONE THAT HAS IS-- 383 00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:58,028 >> THEY'VE ALL DISAPPEARED, 384 00:15:58,028 --> 00:15:58,861 RIGHT? 385 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:01,897 >> WELL, SOME HAVE. 386 00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,033 SOME GET LOST AND NEVER FIND 387 00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,534 THEIR WAY BACK, AND SOME 388 00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:07,503 DON'T FIND ANYTHING AT ALL. 389 00:16:07,503 --> 00:16:08,171 >> DON'T WORRY. 390 00:16:08,171 --> 00:16:09,705 I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE. 391 00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:12,042 NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. 392 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:12,942 I MEAN, I'VE HEARD THE STORIES, 393 00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:14,377 BUT THAT'S ALL THEY ARE, 394 00:16:14,377 --> 00:16:16,279 STORIES TO SCARE KIDS. 395 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,647 YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP, 396 00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:18,881 THE SCARECROW'LL GET YA. 397 00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:19,549 STUFF LIKE THAT. 398 00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:21,617 >> EAT YOUR VEGGIES 399 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:23,353 OR THE SCARECROW'LL GET YA! 400 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:24,787 >> AW, DON'T WORRY 401 00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:26,156 YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD. 402 00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:26,656 YOU GOT RALPH TO 403 00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:29,859 TAKE CARE OF YA. 404 00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:31,494 IT'S JUST A STORY, 405 00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:33,096 IN EXCHANGE FOR FREE DRINKS. 406 00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:34,064 I DON'T GET TO SPEND MUCH TIME 407 00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:35,831 WITH PRETTY GIRLS LIKE YOU. 408 00:16:35,831 --> 00:16:36,832 >> YOU OLD CHARMER. 409 00:16:36,832 --> 00:16:37,600 >> MM-HMM. 410 00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:39,935 >> WE SHOULD GET GOING. 411 00:16:39,935 --> 00:16:41,071 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 412 00:16:41,071 --> 00:16:42,838 LET'S GET A PICTURE WITH DOC. 413 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:43,973 >> SHIT. 414 00:16:43,973 --> 00:16:46,509 YOU ARE WRITING A BOOK. 415 00:16:46,509 --> 00:16:48,678 >> I JUST LIKE PICTURES. 416 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:50,913 EXCUSE ME, WILL YOU 417 00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:53,083 TAKE THIS SHOT FOR US? 418 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,884 >> UH, SURE. 419 00:16:56,619 --> 00:16:58,554 >> THANK YOU. 420 00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:03,759 >> OOH. 421 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:28,351 >> OVER HERE. 422 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,620 I THINK I FOUND IT. 423 00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:40,630 >> YUP, THIS IS IT. 424 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,432 HARPER LAKE. 425 00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:44,600 >> OKAY, SO I THINK THE TENT 426 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,170 SHOULD GO HERE, AND FIRE HERE. 427 00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:52,142 >> I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 428 00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:02,452 LAST ONE IN'S A SQUARE! 429 00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:10,460 >> NOT... NOT YOU? 430 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,195 >> NO. 431 00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:13,028 THEY'RE GONNA BE DRINKING AND 432 00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:15,231 SMOKING, AND THE TENT WON'T BE 433 00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:15,965 PUT UP, AND THE FIRE 434 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,667 WON'T BE BUILT. 435 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,034 >> I'LL HELP. 436 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,303 >> NO, IT'S FINE. 437 00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:22,772 GO HAVE FUN. 438 00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:26,075 >> I CAN'T SWIM. 439 00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:27,943 >> OKAY, COME ON. 440 00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:46,262 >> YOU'RE NOT STILL WORRIED 441 00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:49,699 ABOUT DOC'S STORIES, ARE YA? 442 00:18:49,699 --> 00:18:51,201 >> UM, NO. 443 00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,269 I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST STORIES, 444 00:18:53,269 --> 00:18:55,771 RIGHT? 445 00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:57,039 I'M JUST WORRIED 446 00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,274 ABOUT THOSE TWO, 447 00:18:58,274 --> 00:19:01,211 AND MY IDIOT COUSIN JANELLE. 448 00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:01,711 >> I WOULDN'T WORRY, 449 00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:03,279 THEY'RE WITH GEORGE. 450 00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:03,713 >> THAT'S WHAT 451 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,815 I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 452 00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:08,318 >> YOU KNOW, 453 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,419 YOU'RE A LOT MORE FUN 454 00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:11,287 THAN SHE SAID YOU'D BE. 455 00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:13,289 >> WHO? 456 00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:14,056 >> JANELLE. 457 00:19:14,056 --> 00:19:17,026 SHE SAID YOU CAN BE KIND OF A... 458 00:19:17,026 --> 00:19:17,860 A PRUDE. 459 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,128 >> WHAT? 460 00:19:22,598 --> 00:19:23,333 >> OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE 461 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,400 SEEN YOUR FACES. 462 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,601 OH MY GOD. 463 00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:27,270 >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 464 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,238 >> YEAH, IT IS. 465 00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:31,073 >> CHECK OUT WHAT WE FOUND. 466 00:19:32,908 --> 00:19:34,244 >> WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT? 467 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:35,411 >> UH, I FOUND IT ON A SCARECROW 468 00:19:35,411 --> 00:19:36,946 IN THE FIELD BACK THERE. 469 00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:38,581 >> BY THE CEMETERY? 470 00:19:38,581 --> 00:19:40,483 >> YEAH, WHY? 471 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,386 >> YOU HEARD THE STORIES. 472 00:19:43,386 --> 00:19:43,953 >> WHA-- WHAT DID YOU 473 00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:44,954 DO THAT FOR? 474 00:19:44,954 --> 00:19:46,021 >> SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THAT 475 00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:48,891 OLD MAN SAID, ABOUT SCARECROW 476 00:19:48,891 --> 00:19:51,261 OF THE LAKE, OR SOME DUMB SHIT. 477 00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:52,928 YOU ARE SO NAIVE. 478 00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:53,996 THOSE STORIES WERE JUST MADE UP 479 00:19:53,996 --> 00:19:54,630 TO KEEP US FROM 480 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:57,900 HAVING A GOOD TIME. 481 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,335 >> WELL? 482 00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:00,770 >> DON'T WORRY, DEAR. 483 00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,472 IN ALL THE MONSTER STORIES, 484 00:20:02,472 --> 00:20:03,539 IT'S ALWAYS THE VIRGIN 485 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,375 THAT GETS TO BE THE HERO. 486 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,477 YOU CAN SAVE US ALL. 487 00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:08,344 >> FUCK YOU. 488 00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,349 >> JUST LET HER GO. 489 00:20:13,349 --> 00:20:15,150 SHE CAN COOL OFF. 490 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,487 >> BESIDES, I BROUGHT THIS. 491 00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:20,189 HEYYYY. 492 00:20:20,189 --> 00:20:22,858 >> NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE TO CHAT. 493 00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:05,134 >> I'M GOIN' AFTER HER. 494 00:21:05,134 --> 00:21:06,235 >> UGH, IT'S NOT LIKE 495 00:21:06,235 --> 00:21:08,338 YOU'RE GONNA GET ANY! 496 00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:10,706 AT LEAST FROM HER, ANYWAY. 497 00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:14,344 >> COOL IT, BITCH. 498 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,712 I SAID HE'S OFF LIMITS. 499 00:21:16,712 --> 00:21:18,881 >> YEAH, BUT... 500 00:21:22,352 --> 00:21:23,252 >> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN 501 00:21:23,252 --> 00:21:24,920 WITH CLAIRE LATER? 502 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,456 >> THAT SOUNDS PEACHY. 503 00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:26,989 I'D RATHER HAVE SOME FUN 504 00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:29,024 RIGHT NOW. 505 00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:35,431 >> COME ON. 506 00:21:35,431 --> 00:21:37,567 >> ALL RIGHT. 507 00:21:40,135 --> 00:21:41,404 >> I SAID LATER. 508 00:21:41,404 --> 00:21:43,373 MAYBE. 509 00:21:43,373 --> 00:21:45,107 >> THERE YOU GO. 510 00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:46,942 BYE. 511 00:21:48,944 --> 00:21:53,182 >> HE'S OFF LIMITS... 512 00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:56,085 SHE'S MY COUSIN... 513 00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:58,688 I SAID, LATER... 514 00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:00,623 MAYBE... 515 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:03,693 YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE OUT HERE? 516 00:22:03,693 --> 00:22:05,160 FUCKIN' BITCH! 517 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,696 FUCKIN' HOPE THE FUCKIN' 518 00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:08,998 SCARECROW GETS YOU. 519 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:16,672 FUCKIN' BITCH. 520 00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:38,694 >> SMOOTH. 521 00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:40,430 I'M SO GONNA GET LOST. 522 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:42,097 WITHOUT A FRICKIN' FLASHLIGHT, 523 00:22:42,097 --> 00:22:44,099 WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? 524 00:23:00,282 --> 00:23:02,051 >> ONE-PUMP CHUMP. 525 00:23:02,051 --> 00:23:03,853 HOW FUCKING ANNOYING. 526 00:23:03,853 --> 00:23:04,887 I CHANGED MY MIND, CLAIRE, 527 00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:06,589 YOU CAN HAVE... 528 00:23:06,589 --> 00:23:07,457 >> HEY, COME BACK, COME BACK, 529 00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:08,491 I NEED TO TRY AGAIN. 530 00:23:08,491 --> 00:23:09,358 GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! 531 00:23:09,358 --> 00:23:11,093 GIVE-- 532 00:23:25,841 --> 00:23:27,943 >> JO! 533 00:23:27,943 --> 00:23:31,046 JOSEPHINE, RUN! 534 00:23:59,509 --> 00:24:01,944 >> OH, SHIT! 535 00:24:16,325 --> 00:24:19,529 IT'S JUST A SCARECROW. 536 00:24:19,529 --> 00:24:23,432 WHAT THE FUCK? 537 00:24:25,535 --> 00:24:26,769 >> AND... 538 00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:29,071 AS RALPH DROPPED HIS LIGHTER, 539 00:24:29,071 --> 00:24:30,640 THE CREATURE DEVOURED HIM... 540 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,642 SWALLOWED HIS SOUL... 541 00:24:32,642 --> 00:24:34,844 DAMNING HIM FOR ALL ETERNITY. 542 00:24:34,877 --> 00:24:36,546 >> WAIT, WAIT, SO WAS THERE 543 00:24:36,546 --> 00:24:37,880 MORE THAN ONE SCARECROW? 544 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,981 OR HOW DID IT GET FROM 545 00:24:38,981 --> 00:24:41,817 CAMP TO RALPH SO FAST? 546 00:24:41,817 --> 00:24:43,285 >> WHO'S TELLIN' THE STORY HERE? 547 00:24:43,285 --> 00:24:44,554 >> JESUS, TRAV, 548 00:24:44,554 --> 00:24:45,855 IT'S JUST A STORY. 549 00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:47,222 AM I RIGHT, BEC? 550 00:24:47,222 --> 00:24:48,290 >> HMM? 551 00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:49,258 >> GOD, STOP FLIRTING 552 00:24:49,258 --> 00:24:51,060 WITH EVERY MALE YOU SEE. 553 00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:52,461 >> I WASN'T FLIRTING WITH YOU. 554 00:24:52,461 --> 00:24:53,996 >> OOH, BURN! 555 00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:55,064 >> COME ON, YOU TWO, LOCK IT UP. 556 00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:56,398 I WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THIS. 557 00:24:56,398 --> 00:24:57,266 >> NO, COME ON, TRAVIS, 558 00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,734 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 559 00:24:58,734 --> 00:25:02,037 >> AW, YOU SCARED? 560 00:25:02,037 --> 00:25:03,338 >> HOLD UP. 561 00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,641 IT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND, 562 00:25:05,641 --> 00:25:06,408 RIGHT? 563 00:25:06,408 --> 00:25:07,476 >> WELL, THERE IS TRUTH TO ALL 564 00:25:07,476 --> 00:25:09,278 URBAN LEGENDS, ISN'T THERE? 565 00:25:09,278 --> 00:25:10,613 >> SO WHAT HAPPENED? 566 00:25:10,613 --> 00:25:11,380 >> COME ON, IT KILLED THEM ALL, 567 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,314 RIGHT? 568 00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:13,315 >> BECAUSE THEY SKINNY DIPPED 569 00:25:13,315 --> 00:25:14,383 AND HAD SEX? 570 00:25:14,383 --> 00:25:17,086 >> AND GOT DRUNK, AND HIGH. 571 00:25:17,086 --> 00:25:17,820 >> AND LET'S NOT FORGET, 572 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,221 SOMEBODY DEFILED THE SCARECROW. 573 00:25:19,221 --> 00:25:20,289 >> AND IT GOT THEM ALL. 574 00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:21,724 >> EXCEPT... 575 00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:22,958 THE VIRGIN. 576 00:25:23,325 --> 00:25:24,927 >> EXCEPT THE VIRGIN. 577 00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:25,628 >> WELL, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO 578 00:25:25,628 --> 00:25:26,596 TELL THE REST OF THE STORY, 579 00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:27,062 SINCE YOU ALL HAVE IT 580 00:25:27,062 --> 00:25:28,030 FIGURED OUT. 581 00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:29,865 >> WAIT, SO... 582 00:25:29,865 --> 00:25:31,166 WAS ALL THIS UP AT THE LAKE, 583 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:32,668 BY THE HILLS? 584 00:25:32,668 --> 00:25:34,870 >> AYE, T'WAS, T'WAS. 585 00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:37,006 LET ALL WARY TRAVELERS BEWARE, 586 00:25:37,006 --> 00:25:38,941 SPOIL NOT NATURE. 587 00:25:38,941 --> 00:25:39,675 >> HEY, WE ARE 588 00:25:39,675 --> 00:25:40,776 ONLY GOING CAMPING. 589 00:25:40,776 --> 00:25:41,243 >> YEAH, YOU'RE KINDA 590 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:42,712 HARSHING OUR BUZZES. 591 00:25:42,712 --> 00:25:43,312 >> YOU CITY FOLK 592 00:25:43,312 --> 00:25:45,014 ARE ALL THE SAME, 593 00:25:45,014 --> 00:25:46,248 TRAIPSIN' THROUGH NATURE 594 00:25:46,248 --> 00:25:46,749 AND GOIN' WHERE 595 00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:48,217 YOU AREN'T WANTED. 596 00:25:48,217 --> 00:25:49,184 YOU NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT 597 00:25:49,184 --> 00:25:51,954 WHAT ISN'T YOURS. 598 00:25:51,954 --> 00:25:53,155 STRANGE AND DARK THINGS 599 00:25:53,155 --> 00:25:55,357 LURK IN THE NIGHT... 600 00:25:55,357 --> 00:25:57,192 AND IN THOSE WOODS. 601 00:25:57,192 --> 00:25:59,161 YOU'D BEST BE CAREFUL. 602 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:01,697 DAMN IT, DOC! 603 00:26:01,697 --> 00:26:02,798 STOP MAKIN' A MESS! 604 00:26:02,798 --> 00:26:03,633 >> SORRY, JO. 605 00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:04,299 I GOT ALL CAUGHT UP 606 00:26:04,299 --> 00:26:05,701 IN YOUR STORY. 607 00:26:05,701 --> 00:26:07,637 >> THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS. 608 00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:08,170 >> OH, SHE'S JUST 609 00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:09,939 TRYING TO SCARE US. 610 00:26:09,939 --> 00:26:10,840 WE WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS. 611 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,373 I MEAN, WHY WASN'T IT 612 00:26:11,373 --> 00:26:11,941 ON THE NEWS? 613 00:26:11,941 --> 00:26:12,441 >> WAIT A MINUTE, 614 00:26:12,441 --> 00:26:13,408 HOLD THE GODDAMN PHONE. 615 00:26:13,408 --> 00:26:14,309 DOC, DID YOU SAY? 616 00:26:14,309 --> 00:26:16,746 AS IN, DOC FROM THE STORY? 617 00:26:16,746 --> 00:26:17,647 AND THEN, JO? 618 00:26:17,647 --> 00:26:19,248 JO IS SHORT FOR JOSEPHINE? 619 00:26:19,248 --> 00:26:20,650 >> WAIT, SO YOUR COUSIN WAS 620 00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:22,451 KILLED BY THE SCARECROW? 621 00:26:22,451 --> 00:26:23,986 >> AND RALPH? 622 00:26:23,986 --> 00:26:25,788 POOR RALPH? 623 00:26:25,788 --> 00:26:27,056 >> CLEARLY, DOC AND JOSEPHINE 624 00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:29,224 WERE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN 625 00:26:29,224 --> 00:26:30,893 THAT WAS TERRORIZING THE TOWN. 626 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:34,063 AT LEAST, JOSEPHINE WAS. 627 00:26:34,063 --> 00:26:34,664 WHAT THE FUCK? 628 00:26:34,664 --> 00:26:35,364 PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY. 629 00:26:36,465 --> 00:26:37,466 >> HOW ABOUT THIS, 630 00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:38,033 CAN WE GET ONE MORE 631 00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:39,201 ROUND OF SHOTS? 632 00:26:39,201 --> 00:26:40,402 I'LL PICK UP THE TAB, AND THEN 633 00:26:40,402 --> 00:26:42,204 WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 634 00:26:42,204 --> 00:26:43,973 >> WOULD YOU STOP THAT? 635 00:26:43,973 --> 00:26:44,339 >> WHAT? 636 00:26:44,339 --> 00:26:45,040 YOU'RE NOT MY MOM, 637 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,008 QUIT TELLIN' ME WHAT TO DO. 638 00:26:46,008 --> 00:26:48,177 >> THERE YOU GO, ON THE HOUSE. 639 00:26:48,177 --> 00:26:50,179 >> WHY THANK YOU, LADY. 640 00:26:52,481 --> 00:26:53,716 >> I'M REALLY NOT SURE 641 00:26:53,716 --> 00:26:55,284 I WANT ONE. 642 00:26:55,284 --> 00:26:57,552 >> FINE, YOU CAN DRIVE. 643 00:26:57,552 --> 00:26:58,420 SALUTE! 644 00:26:58,420 --> 00:26:59,889 >> NOSTROVIA. 645 00:26:59,889 --> 00:27:01,023 >> HERE'S TO A WEEKEND, 646 00:27:01,023 --> 00:27:02,257 AND HONOR. 647 00:27:02,257 --> 00:27:04,694 >> HA, YOU WISH! 648 00:27:04,694 --> 00:27:05,795 >> OH, BEC. 649 00:27:05,795 --> 00:27:07,096 >> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETIME. 650 00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:08,263 >> DON'T YOU MEAN SHOW HER? 651 00:27:08,263 --> 00:27:09,098 EW... 652 00:27:09,098 --> 00:27:09,765 >> HEY, WHATEVER. 653 00:27:09,765 --> 00:27:12,034 LET'S JUST TAKE THESE SHOTS. 654 00:27:13,836 --> 00:27:14,303 I GOTTA RUN TO 655 00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:15,838 THE LITTLE BOY'S ROOM. 656 00:27:15,838 --> 00:27:17,973 >> YOU SAID IT, NOT US. 657 00:27:17,973 --> 00:27:20,710 >> WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS WAY? 658 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:21,310 >> WHAT WAY? 659 00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:22,611 YOU'RE JUST WAVING AT ME. 660 00:27:23,245 --> 00:27:25,180 >> YUP. 661 00:27:33,088 --> 00:27:33,789 >> WHY DID YOU DO THAT 662 00:27:33,789 --> 00:27:35,958 TO YOUR HAIR? 663 00:27:36,558 --> 00:27:37,059 >> YOU'RE ALWAYS 664 00:27:37,059 --> 00:27:39,795 ACTING LIKE MY MOM, GOD. 665 00:27:39,795 --> 00:27:40,462 >> SHOT? 666 00:27:40,462 --> 00:27:42,397 >> YEAH. 667 00:27:42,397 --> 00:27:43,232 >> HOLY SHIT. 668 00:27:43,232 --> 00:27:45,300 >> OH, FUCK. 669 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,970 >> YO, HOLY SHIT. 670 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,139 IS THIS DOC RIGHT HERE? 671 00:27:52,407 --> 00:27:53,475 >> WHAT THE FUCK, DOC? 672 00:27:53,475 --> 00:27:55,745 YOU WERE OLD BACK THEN, TOO? 673 00:27:55,745 --> 00:27:57,146 >> HEY, DON'T BE RUDE. 674 00:27:57,146 --> 00:27:57,813 I'VE STAYED YOUNG 675 00:27:57,813 --> 00:27:58,881 ALL THESE YEARS. 676 00:27:58,881 --> 00:27:59,481 >> MAN, I HOPE TO LOOK 677 00:27:59,481 --> 00:28:00,549 HALF AS GOOD AS YOU, MAN, 678 00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:02,084 WHEN I'M WHATEVER AGE YOU ARE. 679 00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:03,218 AND THEY SAY BLACK DON'T CRACK, 680 00:28:03,218 --> 00:28:03,886 FUCK. 681 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:05,955 >> OH MY GOD, 682 00:28:05,955 --> 00:28:08,623 JOSEPHINE, IS THAT YOU? 683 00:28:08,623 --> 00:28:10,993 YOU WERE SO PRETTY. 684 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,995 YOU'RE STILL SO PRETTY! 685 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,097 >> YOU'RE TOO KIND. 686 00:28:16,165 --> 00:28:18,633 >> IS THAT RALPH AND GEORGE? 687 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:19,501 THEY'RE CUTE. 688 00:28:19,501 --> 00:28:20,135 >> ALL RIGHT, 689 00:28:20,135 --> 00:28:22,337 THAT'S ENOUGH REMINISCING. 690 00:28:22,337 --> 00:28:24,573 YOU GUYS GO ON, HAVE FUN. 691 00:28:24,573 --> 00:28:26,441 BE SAFE. 692 00:28:27,877 --> 00:28:29,044 >> DOC. 693 00:28:29,044 --> 00:28:29,979 >> THANK YOU. 694 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,081 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE. 695 00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:37,019 >> COOL BAR. 696 00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:37,920 I HATE CAMPING. 697 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,954 I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK. 698 00:28:38,954 --> 00:28:40,122 AT LEAST KEL AND I. 699 00:28:40,122 --> 00:28:42,291 >> LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT. 700 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:45,527 >> YOU KNOW WHAT 701 00:28:45,527 --> 00:28:47,863 I'M THINKIN', WYATT? 702 00:28:47,863 --> 00:28:49,164 >> WELL, I'M A' GUESSIN' IT 703 00:28:49,164 --> 00:28:50,665 AIN'T THE GEOPOLITICAL UPHEAVAL 704 00:28:50,665 --> 00:28:51,500 OUR COUNTRY'S BEEN GOIN' 705 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,936 THROUGH, NOR THE IMPLICATIONS 706 00:28:53,936 --> 00:28:55,037 OF THE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD 707 00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:56,371 CONSPIRIN' TO BRING ABOUT 708 00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:58,073 THE END TIMES, NOR ANY 709 00:28:58,073 --> 00:28:58,941 OF THE SO-CALLED 710 00:28:58,941 --> 00:28:59,809 CONSPIRACIES FACING 711 00:28:59,809 --> 00:29:01,844 OUR CORRUPT BANKING SYSTEM, 712 00:29:01,844 --> 00:29:03,312 OR THE RAMPANT CAPITALISM 713 00:29:03,312 --> 00:29:05,981 FOR THE LAST THREE DECADES. 714 00:29:05,981 --> 00:29:07,883 >> I MEAN, THAT IS ON MY MIND, 715 00:29:07,883 --> 00:29:09,584 BUT NO. 716 00:29:09,584 --> 00:29:11,086 >> UH, DWINDLIN' POPULATION OF 717 00:29:11,086 --> 00:29:12,421 THE WORLD'S BEES, AND WHAT 718 00:29:12,421 --> 00:29:13,222 THAT MEANS WHEN THE CROPS 719 00:29:13,222 --> 00:29:14,723 AREN'T FERTILIZED? 720 00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:16,358 UH, SUPER CORPORATIONS PUSHING 721 00:29:16,358 --> 00:29:17,626 THE GMOs ON THE WORLD, 722 00:29:17,626 --> 00:29:18,460 WHEN IN FACT, IT'S THOSE 723 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:20,195 SAME CORPORATIONS AND GMOs 724 00:29:20,195 --> 00:29:21,330 ENGINEERING SAID 725 00:29:21,330 --> 00:29:23,966 DISTRACTION OF BEES? 726 00:29:23,966 --> 00:29:25,667 >> I MEAN, I DO KIND OF HAVE MY 727 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:27,169 OWN THEORY ON THAT, BUT PERHAPS 728 00:29:27,169 --> 00:29:27,903 WE COULD COVER THAT 729 00:29:27,903 --> 00:29:29,104 ANOTHER TIME? 730 00:29:29,104 --> 00:29:30,572 >> PERHAPS... 731 00:29:30,572 --> 00:29:32,141 SPACE EXPLORATION, 732 00:29:32,141 --> 00:29:32,842 AND THE DECLINE 733 00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:34,376 OF THE SPACE PROGRAM? 734 00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:35,144 >> NOPE. 735 00:29:35,144 --> 00:29:37,012 >> TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW SINGLE? 736 00:29:37,012 --> 00:29:39,014 >> NO! 737 00:29:39,014 --> 00:29:39,849 > WELL, JUDGING BY THE GLEAM 738 00:29:39,849 --> 00:29:41,683 IN YOUR EYE, THE STORY 739 00:29:41,683 --> 00:29:42,551 OLD JOSEPHINE WAS 740 00:29:42,551 --> 00:29:43,752 TELLIN' THEM KIDS, 741 00:29:43,752 --> 00:29:45,354 THE FACT THE ONE WAS SCARED, 742 00:29:45,354 --> 00:29:46,421 ONE WAS RUDE, 743 00:29:46,421 --> 00:29:48,390 AND ONE WAS FLIRTIN' WITH YA, 744 00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:49,324 I'D SAY YOU WANNA GO OUT 745 00:29:49,324 --> 00:29:50,192 AND SCARE THE EVER-LIVIN' 746 00:29:50,192 --> 00:29:51,393 BEJEEZUS OUT OF THOSE KIDS WITH 747 00:29:51,393 --> 00:29:53,328 SOME OLD SCARECROW OUTFITS, EVEN 748 00:29:53,328 --> 00:29:56,198 THOUGH THAT WOULD NOT BE P.C. 749 00:29:56,198 --> 00:29:56,866 >> IT'S AMAZIN', MAN. 750 00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:57,867 HOW DID YOU DO THAT WYATT? 751 00:29:57,867 --> 00:29:59,234 YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 752 00:29:59,234 --> 00:29:59,935 THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT 753 00:29:59,935 --> 00:30:01,270 I WAS THINKIN', MAN. 754 00:30:01,270 --> 00:30:01,803 >> WELL WHY COULDN'T YOU 755 00:30:01,803 --> 00:30:03,372 JUST SAY THAT? 756 00:30:03,372 --> 00:30:04,506 I'M IN LIKE FLYNN. 757 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:08,543 >> WAIT, WYATT, WHO'S FLYNN? 758 00:30:08,543 --> 00:30:09,011 >> IT'S JUST AN 759 00:30:09,011 --> 00:30:09,979 EXPRESSION, VIRG. 760 00:30:09,979 --> 00:30:12,848 >> OH, OKAY. 761 00:30:12,848 --> 00:30:13,682 >> WHAT DO YOU TWO MISCREANTS 762 00:30:13,682 --> 00:30:14,783 THINK YOU'RE UP TO?! 763 00:30:14,783 --> 00:30:18,120 >> OH, NOTHIN' JOSEPHINE! 764 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,753 >> YOU'RE LEAVIN' EARLY 765 00:30:18,753 --> 00:30:20,255 ON FRIDAY NIGHT? 766 00:30:20,255 --> 00:30:22,124 SOMETHIN' SMELLS FISHY. 767 00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:23,225 >> UH, WELL, YOU DID MAKE US 768 00:30:23,225 --> 00:30:25,094 A FISH FRY EARLIER, MA'AM. 769 00:30:25,094 --> 00:30:25,827 >> YOU DID DO THAT. 770 00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:26,261 >> DON'T GET SMART 771 00:30:26,261 --> 00:30:27,196 WITH ME, FOOL. 772 00:30:27,196 --> 00:30:28,063 YOU TWO ARE FIXIN' TO GO UP AND 773 00:30:28,063 --> 00:30:29,664 DO SOMETHING TO THOSE CITY KIDS. 774 00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:30,866 >> OH, COME ON NOW, 775 00:30:30,866 --> 00:30:31,766 WE WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT. 776 00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:33,936 THAT'S JUST CRUEL, JOSEPHINE. 777 00:30:33,936 --> 00:30:34,536 >> YOU GO TRAIPSIN' THROUGH 778 00:30:34,536 --> 00:30:35,204 THOSE WOODS, YOU DON'T KNOW 779 00:30:35,204 --> 00:30:36,805 WHAT YOU'LL STIR UP. 780 00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:37,706 >> OH, COME NOW. 781 00:30:37,706 --> 00:30:38,941 THOSE WAS JUST STORIES YOU WAS 782 00:30:38,941 --> 00:30:40,775 TELLIN' THEM KIDS, RIGHT? 783 00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,644 YOU KNOW, FAIRY TALES TO AMUSE 784 00:30:42,644 --> 00:30:44,013 THE FANTASTICALLY BORED, 785 00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:45,180 UNCARING YOUTHS OF 786 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,348 THE TECHNO AGE? 787 00:30:46,348 --> 00:30:47,382 >> METAPHORS. 788 00:30:47,382 --> 00:30:48,583 METAPHORS AGAINST THE DANGERS 789 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,986 OF PREMARITAL SEX, DRUG USE, 790 00:30:50,986 --> 00:30:51,853 RECKLESS DRINKIN', 791 00:30:51,853 --> 00:30:53,889 AND WILD ABANDON OF YOUTH. 792 00:30:53,889 --> 00:30:55,157 >> WELL, SINCE YOU TWO 793 00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:56,558 KNOW BETTER, DON'T SAY 794 00:30:56,558 --> 00:30:58,327 I DIDN'T WARN YA. 795 00:30:58,327 --> 00:30:59,929 ANOTHER BEER, DOC? 796 00:30:59,929 --> 00:31:01,931 >> YOU KNOW, IT JO-JO. 797 00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:02,564 >> WYATT, HOW DO YOU THINK 798 00:31:02,564 --> 00:31:04,099 SHE KNEW, MAN? 799 00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:05,400 >> THEY SAY SHE'S A WITCH, 800 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,602 A WOMAN OF THE WOODS. 801 00:31:07,602 --> 00:31:08,170 >> A WITCH? 802 00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:08,770 COME ON, YOU DON'T BELIEVE 803 00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:09,771 THAT B.S., NOW WHAT-- 804 00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:10,539 >> SHH. 805 00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:11,473 I DUNNO. 806 00:31:11,473 --> 00:31:12,507 I KNOW THAT THERE'S STRANGE 807 00:31:12,507 --> 00:31:13,742 THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD 808 00:31:13,742 --> 00:31:14,676 THAT ARE BEYOND THE REASONIN' 809 00:31:14,676 --> 00:31:16,278 AND RECKONIN' OF US MORTALS. 810 00:31:16,278 --> 00:31:17,947 BUT IF SHE IS, OR HAPPENS TO BE 811 00:31:17,947 --> 00:31:21,183 A DABBLER IN THE ARTS, I DO NOT 812 00:31:21,183 --> 00:31:22,952 WISH TO COME AFOUL OF HER. 813 00:31:22,952 --> 00:31:24,153 >> SO WHAT I'M HEARIN' IS, 814 00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:24,853 YOU DON'T WANNA 815 00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:26,755 SCARE THESE KIDS, NOW? 816 00:31:26,755 --> 00:31:27,957 >> OH, HELL NO. 817 00:31:27,957 --> 00:31:28,958 WHAT ELSE WE GOT TO DO? 818 00:31:29,491 --> 00:31:31,660 >> LET'S GO. 819 00:31:32,962 --> 00:31:34,463 >> OH, BOYS... 820 00:31:34,463 --> 00:31:35,797 I AM NOT A WITCH. 821 00:31:37,032 --> 00:31:38,000 AND DON'T COME CRAWLIN' BACK 822 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,534 HERE WHEN YOUR PLAN BACKFIRES! 823 00:31:39,534 --> 00:31:41,636 >> BYE-BYE! 824 00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:04,559 >> PRETTY SURE ONE OF THESE 825 00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,695 GOTTA BE THE NORTH STAR, RIGHT? 826 00:32:51,306 --> 00:32:52,041 >> HEY! 827 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:52,507 >> THINKIN' I GOT IT 828 00:32:52,507 --> 00:32:54,043 THIS TIME, MAN. 829 00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:55,344 >> THANK YOU FOR YET ANOTHER 830 00:32:55,344 --> 00:32:57,446 CONSISTENTLY TERRIBLE IDEA. 831 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:03,618 >> MAYBE JUST PRETEND 832 00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:04,419 YOU'RE WORKIN' ON YOUR 833 00:33:04,419 --> 00:33:06,688 SCARY SCARECROW WALK. 834 00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:26,708 SORRY. 835 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:27,842 >> HEY, THESE OUTFITS 836 00:33:27,842 --> 00:33:29,178 ARE REALLY STUPID. 837 00:33:30,112 --> 00:33:31,246 >> YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA, MAN? 838 00:33:31,246 --> 00:33:32,381 COME ON! 839 00:33:32,381 --> 00:33:33,715 >> WELL, NO, BUT WHY DIDN'T 840 00:33:33,715 --> 00:33:34,549 WE WAIT UNTIL WE FOUND 'EM 841 00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:36,085 TO PUT ALL THIS CRAP ON? 842 00:33:36,085 --> 00:33:36,951 >> I MEAN, THEY'RE STAYING OUT 843 00:33:36,951 --> 00:33:39,288 BY THE OLD LAKE. 844 00:33:39,288 --> 00:33:39,688 GONNA BE THAT WAY 845 00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:41,656 OR THAT WAY, RIGHT? 846 00:33:42,391 --> 00:33:44,359 WHA-- OH CRAP, YOU HEAR THAT? 847 00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:45,360 >> YOUR IMAGINATION 848 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,295 IS RUNNIN' AWAY WITH YOU. 849 00:33:46,295 --> 00:33:46,995 >> BUT, EH-- 850 00:33:46,995 --> 00:33:47,996 >> JOSEPHINE'S STORIES 851 00:33:47,996 --> 00:33:50,532 ARE MESSIN' WITH YOUR HEAD. 852 00:33:50,532 --> 00:33:51,100 >> OH, LET'S-- 853 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,368 LET'S TRY THIS WAY, HUH? 854 00:34:12,921 --> 00:34:14,956 >> IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME. 855 00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:16,358 >> MM-HMM. 856 00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:17,692 >> YOU, UH, HEADED HOME 857 00:34:17,692 --> 00:34:18,893 TO THE MISTER? 858 00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:19,361 GONNA HAVE SOME 859 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,962 FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES? 860 00:34:23,932 --> 00:34:25,767 WELL? 861 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:26,168 >> DON'T YOU WORRY 862 00:34:26,168 --> 00:34:27,436 ABOUT IT, DEAR. 863 00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:28,637 >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT-- 864 00:34:28,637 --> 00:34:29,138 ABOUT WHAT? 865 00:34:29,138 --> 00:34:30,172 ARE YOU STAYIN' AROUND HERE? 866 00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:32,207 BECAUSE-- 867 00:34:32,207 --> 00:34:33,742 WELL, I-- I GOT THIS. 868 00:34:33,742 --> 00:34:35,944 I AM A-OK. 869 00:34:35,944 --> 00:34:37,579 THE SHERIFF APPOINTED ME 870 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:39,448 HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN. 871 00:34:39,448 --> 00:34:41,250 THE RIGHT HAND OF THE LAW. 872 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,352 >> MM-HMM, YOU KIDS THESE DAYS. 873 00:34:43,352 --> 00:34:45,053 >> KIDS? 874 00:34:45,053 --> 00:34:46,688 I THINK I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE. 875 00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:49,724 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 876 00:34:49,724 --> 00:34:50,459 >> VERY WELL. 877 00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:51,160 I SUPPOSE THERE'S NOTHING 878 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:51,860 TO WORRY ABOUT, SINCE YOU HAVE 879 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,828 THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT DEGREE. 880 00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:55,464 >> CRIMINAL JUSTICE. 881 00:34:55,464 --> 00:34:56,365 >> CRIMINAL JUSTICE. 882 00:34:56,365 --> 00:34:57,632 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE JUST FINE, 883 00:34:57,632 --> 00:34:58,433 THEN, COMIN' FROM THE BIG CITY, 884 00:34:58,433 --> 00:34:59,901 SHOULDN'T YA? 885 00:34:59,901 --> 00:35:00,935 >> EVERYONE LOVES ME. 886 00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:02,070 THEY ALL KNOW ME. 887 00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:04,005 I'VE BEEN HERE NEARLY A YEAR. 888 00:35:04,005 --> 00:35:05,507 >> MM-HMM, I SEE. 889 00:35:05,507 --> 00:35:06,608 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME THINGS IN 890 00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:07,709 THIS COUNTRY THAT YOU CITY FOLKS 891 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:08,577 JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 892 00:35:08,577 --> 00:35:10,612 YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. 893 00:35:10,612 --> 00:35:12,381 >> LIKE WHAT? 894 00:35:12,381 --> 00:35:13,982 LIKE WITCHES? 895 00:35:13,982 --> 00:35:15,184 MONSTERS? 896 00:35:19,188 --> 00:35:19,788 >> DON'T BURN THE PLACE DOWN, 897 00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:20,289 MORGAN. 898 00:35:20,289 --> 00:35:21,356 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 899 00:35:21,356 --> 00:35:23,592 >> YES, MA'AM. 900 00:35:23,592 --> 00:35:25,227 >> AND DON'T MESS WITH MY DESK. 901 00:35:27,729 --> 00:35:29,063 >> HEY, WYATT? 902 00:35:29,063 --> 00:35:29,831 >> HUH? 903 00:35:29,831 --> 00:35:30,732 >> WYATT, DID YOU EVER HEAR ANY 904 00:35:30,732 --> 00:35:32,201 OF THOSE STORIES OL' JOSEPHINE 905 00:35:32,201 --> 00:35:34,203 WAS TELLIN' BEFORE, MAN? 906 00:35:34,203 --> 00:35:35,204 >> ABOUT THE SCARECROW? 907 00:35:35,204 --> 00:35:36,438 >> THOSE ARE THE ONES. 908 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:37,672 >> VIRG, IF YOU KNEW THE STORIES 909 00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:39,007 I'VE HEARD ABOUT MOST THINGS, 910 00:35:39,007 --> 00:35:40,041 YOU'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. 911 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:40,709 >> WHOA-WHOA-WHOA, 912 00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:41,976 SO IT IS TRUE? 913 00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:42,977 >> I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 914 00:35:42,977 --> 00:35:44,012 >> SO IT'S NOT TRUE? 915 00:35:44,012 --> 00:35:45,214 >> DIDN'T SAY THAT EITHER. 916 00:35:45,214 --> 00:35:45,547 >> WHAT THE HELL 917 00:35:45,547 --> 00:35:46,581 ARE YOU SAYIN', MAN? 918 00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:47,749 >> I'M SAYIN', DAMN IT, VIRG, 919 00:35:47,749 --> 00:35:48,650 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE, 920 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:49,684 DO YOU? 921 00:35:49,684 --> 00:35:50,952 YOU DUN GOT US LOST! 922 00:35:50,952 --> 00:35:52,086 >> AIN'T YOU THE OLDER ONE? 923 00:35:52,086 --> 00:35:52,921 AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW 924 00:35:52,921 --> 00:35:53,822 THE WHOLE WOODS LIKE 925 00:35:53,822 --> 00:35:56,358 THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, WYATT? 926 00:35:56,358 --> 00:35:58,260 >> WELL VIRG, CONSIDERING THIS 927 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:01,330 WAS YOUR IDEA, I WAS OPERATING 928 00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:02,397 UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU 929 00:36:02,397 --> 00:36:03,865 WAS THE LEADER OF THIS HERE 930 00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:05,934 EXPEDITION, AND DESPITE 931 00:36:05,934 --> 00:36:06,968 THE NUMEROUS OCCASIONS 932 00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:08,270 WHEN YOUR PLANS BACKFIRED 933 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:09,804 UPON US, I WAS GIVIN' YOU 934 00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:10,839 A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF 935 00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:12,341 YOUR LEADERSHIP ABILITY 936 00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:14,409 AND WOODCRAFT LORE. 937 00:36:14,409 --> 00:36:17,045 IT SEEMS I MAY HAVE ERRED. 938 00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:19,581 >> SHH-SHH-SHH! 939 00:36:19,581 --> 00:36:22,551 >> YOU DON'T HEAR SHIT. 940 00:36:30,091 --> 00:36:30,592 >> HOLY CRAP! 941 00:36:30,592 --> 00:36:31,125 HOLY CRAP! 942 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:31,660 HOLY CRAP! 943 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:32,261 HOLY CRAP! 944 00:36:32,261 --> 00:36:34,162 OH GOD! 945 00:36:35,930 --> 00:36:36,831 WYATT? 946 00:36:36,831 --> 00:36:38,567 WYATT, IS THAT YOU, MAN? 947 00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:39,368 THIS IS NO TIME TO BE MESSIN' 948 00:36:39,368 --> 00:36:41,270 AROUND WITH ME, WYATT. 949 00:36:41,270 --> 00:36:42,637 YOU OUT THERE? 950 00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:52,781 OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. 951 00:36:57,419 --> 00:36:58,453 DAMN IT, WYATT! 952 00:36:58,453 --> 00:36:59,721 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MAN? 953 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:00,289 TRYIN' TO SCARE THE PISS 954 00:37:00,289 --> 00:37:01,423 OUT OF ME, MAN? 955 00:37:01,423 --> 00:37:02,857 WALKIN' AROUND IN THESE WOODS. 956 00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:04,693 CAN WE JUST GET THE KIDS? 957 00:37:04,693 --> 00:37:05,093 GOD-- 958 00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:06,995 OH. 959 00:37:06,995 --> 00:37:07,962 OH YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO 960 00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:10,064 CHARACTER, I SEE, OKAY. 961 00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:12,367 SAVE IT FOR THEM, MAN. 962 00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:13,635 HEY! 963 00:37:13,635 --> 00:37:16,137 COME ON! 964 00:37:26,515 --> 00:37:28,082 >> IT'S YOUR TURN. 965 00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:30,084 DO JAMES EARL JONES. 966 00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:31,420 >> ALL RIGHT. 967 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,521 SIMBA, YOU DELIBERATELY 968 00:37:32,521 --> 00:37:33,988 DISOBEYED ME. 969 00:37:33,988 --> 00:37:34,589 EVERYTHING THE LIGHT 970 00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:35,590 TOUCHES IS OUR KINGDOM-- 971 00:37:39,027 --> 00:37:41,062 >> THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE. 972 00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:43,097 >> STOP BEING SUCH A BABY. 973 00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:44,132 >> I DUNNO, BEC. 974 00:37:44,132 --> 00:37:44,999 THOSE GUYS AT THE BAR 975 00:37:44,999 --> 00:37:47,235 CREEPED ME OUT, TOO. 976 00:37:47,235 --> 00:37:48,837 >> CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE? 977 00:37:48,837 --> 00:37:50,505 >> I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY, 978 00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:52,240 BUT IT'S FUN, THOUGH. 979 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,008 >> IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE. 980 00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:54,843 >> COME ON, MAN, LIKE, 981 00:37:54,843 --> 00:37:56,345 AN EVIL SCARECROW? 982 00:37:56,345 --> 00:37:57,245 LIKE, I'D BE MORE CREEPED OUT 983 00:37:57,245 --> 00:37:58,246 ABOUT FUTURE PEDOPHILES 984 00:37:58,246 --> 00:37:59,981 OF AMERICA... 985 00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:00,915 AT THE BAR. 986 00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:01,383 >> RIGHT? 987 00:38:01,383 --> 00:38:02,250 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'. 988 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,352 IF MISS HUMPS-LOT OVER HERE 989 00:38:03,352 --> 00:38:03,952 DIDN'T FLIRT WITH THEM THE WHOLE 990 00:38:03,952 --> 00:38:06,621 TIME, GETTIN' 'EM ALL RILED UP. 991 00:38:06,621 --> 00:38:08,256 >> WHATEVER. 992 00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:10,425 >> YOU WERE REALLY FLIRTY. 993 00:38:10,425 --> 00:38:11,860 >> WHORISH. 994 00:38:16,097 --> 00:38:17,065 >> WHO THE FUCK IS OUT THERE?! 995 00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:18,199 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! 996 00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:18,833 >> SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! 997 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:19,468 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK 998 00:38:19,468 --> 00:38:21,069 YOU'RE DOING? 999 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:22,003 >> I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT 'EM 1000 00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:23,372 TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE. 1001 00:38:23,372 --> 00:38:23,938 >> YEAH, LIKE THEY CAN'T SEE 1002 00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:24,973 THAT IN THE FUCKIN' DARK. 1003 00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:25,840 >> FUCK OFF. 1004 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,376 >> CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME? 1005 00:38:27,376 --> 00:38:28,109 >> ALL RIGHT, COME ON, 1006 00:38:28,109 --> 00:38:29,177 COME ON, CALM DOWN. 1007 00:38:29,177 --> 00:38:30,011 MAYBE REBECCA WAS RIGHT. 1008 00:38:30,011 --> 00:38:30,845 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STEP AWAY 1009 00:38:30,845 --> 00:38:31,546 FROM THE FIRE 1010 00:38:31,546 --> 00:38:33,582 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1011 00:38:38,853 --> 00:38:39,788 >> OH YEAH. 1012 00:38:39,788 --> 00:38:41,590 I GOT THIS. 1013 00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:42,824 >> OH MY GOD. 1014 00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:44,292 ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES 1015 00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:46,127 HAVE DONE WONDERS FOR YOU. 1016 00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:47,929 >> WHO BETTER TO PROTECT US? 1017 00:38:49,564 --> 00:38:51,766 >> NO, HE STAYS WITH ME! 1018 00:38:55,737 --> 00:38:56,405 >> YEAH, LET'S GO 1019 00:38:56,405 --> 00:38:58,940 GET US A SCARECROW. 1020 00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,742 OR A REDNECK. 1021 00:39:00,742 --> 00:39:02,844 WHATEVER. 1022 00:39:02,844 --> 00:39:03,311 >> NO. 1023 00:39:03,311 --> 00:39:03,978 >> OH, LET'S GO GET US A 1024 00:39:03,978 --> 00:39:04,713 SCARECROW, OR A REDNECK, 1025 00:39:04,713 --> 00:39:05,179 WHATEVER-- NO! 1026 00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:05,914 I JUST WANNA FUCKIN' SIT HERE 1027 00:39:05,914 --> 00:39:08,049 AND DRINK MY GODDAMN BEER. 1028 00:39:08,049 --> 00:39:08,517 >> LET'S GO! 1029 00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:10,652 >> NOPE, NOPE. 1030 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:16,057 >> LET'S GO! 1031 00:39:31,773 --> 00:39:34,175 >> DAGNABBIT, VIRG! 1032 00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:36,144 WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN US INTO? 1033 00:39:39,481 --> 00:39:41,750 I HATE YOU. 1034 00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:51,059 OH, SHIT. 1035 00:39:51,059 --> 00:39:52,961 IT'S THEM KIDS. 1036 00:39:52,961 --> 00:39:55,096 WHAT DO I DO NOW? 1037 00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,470 >> DO YOU SEE-- DO YOU-- 1038 00:40:01,470 --> 00:40:03,037 >> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 1039 00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:03,972 >> OKAY, SHH! 1040 00:40:03,972 --> 00:40:04,405 >> DID YOU SEE? 1041 00:40:04,405 --> 00:40:06,608 >> OKAY. 1042 00:40:06,608 --> 00:40:07,141 >> FUCK! 1043 00:40:07,141 --> 00:40:09,444 >> YEAH. 1044 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:14,048 >> WELL, SHIT. 1045 00:40:14,048 --> 00:40:16,718 AIN'T THIS GRAND. 1046 00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:19,087 ANYBODY HERE? 1047 00:40:19,087 --> 00:40:21,790 >> LOOKIN' FOR US, CREEP? 1048 00:40:23,658 --> 00:40:24,092 >> DO YOU THINK THIS 1049 00:40:24,092 --> 00:40:24,993 IS FUCKING FUNNY, 1050 00:40:24,993 --> 00:40:27,295 TRYING TO SCARE US LIKE THAT? 1051 00:40:27,295 --> 00:40:28,663 WE'LL SHOW YOU. 1052 00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:33,201 >> VIRG... 1053 00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:52,086 >> WE DID IT. 1054 00:40:52,086 --> 00:40:52,987 >> YEAH! 1055 00:40:52,987 --> 00:40:54,122 WE KILLED IT! 1056 00:40:54,122 --> 00:40:55,323 >> HEY, HEY, HEY! 1057 00:40:55,323 --> 00:40:56,991 GET BACK HERE! 1058 00:41:00,529 --> 00:41:01,696 >> SEE, TOLD YOU, MAN. 1059 00:41:01,696 --> 00:41:02,263 REBECCA CAN TAKE CARE 1060 00:41:02,263 --> 00:41:03,798 OF HERSELF. 1061 00:41:03,798 --> 00:41:04,533 >> YEAH, I GUESS SO, 1062 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:05,534 BUT I REALLY THOUGHT 1063 00:41:05,534 --> 00:41:07,068 THERE WERE TWO OF 'EM. 1064 00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:08,803 >> I SHALL PROTECT YOU. 1065 00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:11,105 >> MY HERO. 1066 00:41:26,387 --> 00:41:28,189 >> STRANGE THINGS, JO. 1067 00:41:28,189 --> 00:41:30,024 I DON'T LIKE IT. 1068 00:41:30,024 --> 00:41:32,293 >> THINK IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT? 1069 00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:33,194 >> WHO'S TO SAY? 1070 00:41:33,194 --> 00:41:34,929 IT'S BEEN QUIET FOR YEARS. 1071 00:41:34,929 --> 00:41:37,599 >> YEAH, WELL, CAN'T BE HELPED. 1072 00:41:41,235 --> 00:41:43,137 BEST TO PREPARE, JUST IN CASE. 1073 00:41:56,317 --> 00:41:56,785 >> ALL RIGHT, 1074 00:41:56,785 --> 00:41:57,285 WE'LL TRY THAT AGAIN. 1075 00:41:57,285 --> 00:41:58,119 YOU WANT YOU TO GO HIGH, 1076 00:41:58,119 --> 00:41:58,920 AND I'LL GO LOW? 1077 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,054 OR YOU WANNA GO LOW? 1078 00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:00,655 >> OH... 1079 00:42:00,655 --> 00:42:03,057 I'LL-- I'LL TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. 1080 00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:04,726 >> GOOD CHOICE. 1081 00:42:04,726 --> 00:42:05,860 GLORY GLORY 1082 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,328 >> WAIT. 1083 00:42:07,328 --> 00:42:09,831 MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING 1084 00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,933 OF THE GLORY OF THE LORD 1085 00:42:11,933 --> 00:42:12,601 >> I GUESS WE DON'T 1086 00:42:12,601 --> 00:42:13,501 KNOW THE LYRICS, FATHER. 1087 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:14,736 >> WE DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS. 1088 00:42:14,736 --> 00:42:18,339 AND SAINTS GO MARCHING IN 1089 00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:22,276 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1090 00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:26,214 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1091 00:42:26,214 --> 00:42:29,618 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1092 00:42:29,618 --> 00:42:32,687 HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON 1093 00:42:32,687 --> 00:42:33,722 >> OH, THAT'S A WONDERFUL SONG. 1094 00:42:33,722 --> 00:42:34,656 >> WELL DONE, WELL DONE. 1095 00:42:34,656 --> 00:42:35,256 >> WONDERFUL SONG. 1096 00:42:35,256 --> 00:42:36,024 >> I LOVE YOUR VOICE, FATHER. 1097 00:42:36,024 --> 00:42:37,626 IT'S LIKE A CHORUS OF ANGELS. 1098 00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:38,259 >> YEAH, I REALLY FELT 1099 00:42:38,259 --> 00:42:40,094 THE SPIRIT ON THAT ONE. 1100 00:42:42,731 --> 00:42:43,431 >> MAN, I STILL CAN'T SEE 1101 00:42:43,431 --> 00:42:45,834 NOTHIN' OUTTA THESE MASKS, MAN. 1102 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:49,403 DAMN IT, WYATT, 1103 00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:51,673 WE FOUND MORE ASPHALT, MAN. 1104 00:42:51,673 --> 00:42:52,506 UNLESS THESE KIDS ARE CAMPIN' 1105 00:42:52,506 --> 00:42:53,341 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, 1106 00:42:53,341 --> 00:42:53,842 I DON'T THINK WE GOING 1107 00:42:53,842 --> 00:42:55,877 THE RIGHT WAY! 1108 00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:56,344 OH CRAP, THERE'S 1109 00:42:56,344 --> 00:42:56,911 A CAR COMIN', MAN! 1110 00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:57,746 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1111 00:42:57,746 --> 00:43:01,115 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1112 00:43:01,115 --> 00:43:02,483 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1113 00:43:02,483 --> 00:43:02,951 THEY CAN'T SEE US 1114 00:43:02,951 --> 00:43:04,485 LIKE THIS, MAN! 1115 00:43:04,485 --> 00:43:05,353 HALLELUJAH 1116 00:43:05,353 --> 00:43:06,220 >> DEAR GOD, 1117 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:07,922 WHAT IS THAT UP THERE? 1118 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:08,422 >> OH MY... 1119 00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,457 >> YOU SEE THAT? 1120 00:43:09,457 --> 00:43:10,324 >> IT'S HORRIBLE. 1121 00:43:11,459 --> 00:43:14,028 >> COME ON, MAN! 1122 00:43:14,028 --> 00:43:15,563 >> OH GOD, IT'S TERRIBLE! 1123 00:43:15,563 --> 00:43:17,131 >> GO, GO, GO, GO!!! 1124 00:43:17,966 --> 00:43:19,834 JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL?! 1125 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:22,003 OH MY GOD, JESUS CHRIST! 1126 00:43:22,003 --> 00:43:22,536 >> LET'S GET THE FUCK 1127 00:43:22,536 --> 00:43:23,504 OUT OF HERE! 1128 00:43:34,215 --> 00:43:35,116 >> HELLO, GOOD EVENING, 1129 00:43:35,116 --> 00:43:36,250 SHERIFF'S STATION. 1130 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,552 DEPUTY SHERIFF MORGAN SPEAKING. 1131 00:43:38,552 --> 00:43:39,587 WHOA! 1132 00:43:39,587 --> 00:43:41,923 WHOA, EASY. 1133 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:43,191 FATHER... 1134 00:43:43,191 --> 00:43:44,693 FATHER ROTHSTEIN. 1135 00:43:44,693 --> 00:43:46,961 SETTLE DOWN, WHAT-- 1136 00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:52,701 A WHAT? 1137 00:43:52,701 --> 00:43:55,804 UH, REALLY? 1138 00:43:55,804 --> 00:43:58,139 YOU DON'T SAY? 1139 00:43:58,139 --> 00:44:00,241 AND IT'S A SCARECROW? 1140 00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:03,244 OKAY. 1141 00:44:03,244 --> 00:44:05,780 OKAY, UH-- 1142 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:08,616 SURE, A SCARECROW. 1143 00:44:08,616 --> 00:44:10,719 UH, YEAH. 1144 00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,286 YOU KNOW, FATHER, ISN'T IT-- 1145 00:44:12,286 --> 00:44:13,587 ISN'T IT A SIN FOR 1146 00:44:13,587 --> 00:44:15,189 A MAN OF THE CLOTH TO 1147 00:44:15,189 --> 00:44:17,325 PARTICIPATE IN PRANKS ON PEOPLE? 1148 00:44:19,393 --> 00:44:20,594 REALLY? 1149 00:44:20,594 --> 00:44:22,731 OKAY. 1150 00:44:22,731 --> 00:44:24,799 OKAY, SURE. 1151 00:44:24,799 --> 00:44:25,633 WELL, DID THE SHERIFF 1152 00:44:25,633 --> 00:44:27,401 PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 1153 00:44:27,401 --> 00:44:29,437 I BET HE DID. 1154 00:44:29,437 --> 00:44:31,005 YEAH, WELL HE'S NOT 1155 00:44:31,005 --> 00:44:33,407 GONNA GET ME OVER AGAIN. 1156 00:44:33,407 --> 00:44:36,310 OKAY, WHERE? 1157 00:44:36,310 --> 00:44:37,211 OKAY, I'M HEADED THERE 1158 00:44:37,211 --> 00:44:38,980 RIGHT NOW. 1159 00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:41,149 RIGHT, RIGHT. 1160 00:44:43,151 --> 00:44:45,519 MAN OH MAN. 1161 00:45:09,811 --> 00:45:10,611 >> BETTY, I SUSPECT 1162 00:45:10,611 --> 00:45:12,881 THAT DOG HAS TO GO OUT. 1163 00:45:12,881 --> 00:45:13,681 >> SOMETHIN' OUT THERE 1164 00:45:13,681 --> 00:45:15,850 GOT HIM ALL RILED UP. 1165 00:45:23,324 --> 00:45:25,093 >> ALRIGHTY THEN. 1166 00:45:30,698 --> 00:45:31,632 >> GO ON, NOW! 1167 00:45:31,632 --> 00:45:32,901 COME ON, GIT! 1168 00:45:32,901 --> 00:45:33,802 GIT! 1169 00:45:33,802 --> 00:45:34,803 HA! 1170 00:45:40,809 --> 00:45:41,375 >> LITTLE FELLA 1171 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,711 SEEMS ALL RILED UP OUT THERE. 1172 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:47,315 I'D BEST GO CHECK. 1173 00:45:47,315 --> 00:45:47,982 WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER 1174 00:45:47,982 --> 00:45:49,517 SKUNK INCIDENT. 1175 00:45:49,517 --> 00:45:50,718 >> OR WORSE. 1176 00:45:51,285 --> 00:45:53,154 >> OR WORSE. 1177 00:46:03,331 --> 00:46:04,565 IT'S WORSE. 1178 00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:05,934 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S 1179 00:46:05,934 --> 00:46:06,901 GOTTEN INTO YOU, WYATT, 1180 00:46:06,901 --> 00:46:08,436 BUT THAT SURE WAS FUNNY, MAN. 1181 00:46:08,436 --> 00:46:10,872 OH, JESUS. 1182 00:46:10,872 --> 00:46:12,473 >> WHERE'S MY PISTOL? 1183 00:46:12,473 --> 00:46:13,474 THERE'S SOMETHIN' OUT THERE. 1184 00:46:13,474 --> 00:46:14,642 >> COME ON, MAN. 1185 00:46:14,642 --> 00:46:16,277 COME ON. 1186 00:46:21,449 --> 00:46:22,416 WYATT, YOU GOT A MEAN 1187 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:23,952 OL' STREAK IN YOU, MAN. 1188 00:46:25,753 --> 00:46:26,921 OKAY, I KINDA FIGURED 1189 00:46:26,921 --> 00:46:27,922 YOU'D SAY THAT. 1190 00:46:27,922 --> 00:46:28,857 NOW CAN WE STOP FOOLIN' AROUND 1191 00:46:28,857 --> 00:46:30,091 AND GO FIND THOSE KIDS? 1192 00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:32,193 COME ON, MAN. 1193 00:46:40,434 --> 00:46:42,136 >> HOW ABOUT OREOS? 1194 00:46:42,136 --> 00:46:43,237 >> I LIKE THEM. 1195 00:46:43,237 --> 00:46:46,174 >> HOW ABOUT BEING ONE? 1196 00:46:46,174 --> 00:46:48,209 >> WHAT? 1197 00:46:54,148 --> 00:46:55,884 >> OL' JOSEPHINE WAS RIGHT, 1198 00:46:55,884 --> 00:46:58,319 NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS. 1199 00:46:58,319 --> 00:46:59,053 >> SCARECROW! 1200 00:46:59,053 --> 00:47:00,121 >> WE'RE GONNA GET YA! 1201 00:47:00,989 --> 00:47:02,490 >> OH, CHRIST ALL FRIDAY! 1202 00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:04,092 >> COME OUT AND PLAY! 1203 00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:19,607 >> SHERIFF, SHERIFF! 1204 00:47:19,607 --> 00:47:20,341 YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A HAND 1205 00:47:20,341 --> 00:47:22,010 ON SOMETHIN'. 1206 00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:24,645 HEY, UH, NICE TO SEE YOU DEPUTY. 1207 00:47:24,645 --> 00:47:25,313 >> HOW YA DOIN', BILL? 1208 00:47:25,313 --> 00:47:25,779 >> HOW ARE YA? 1209 00:47:25,779 --> 00:47:26,414 >> GOOD, GOOD. 1210 00:47:26,414 --> 00:47:27,381 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 1211 00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:29,150 >> I WAS WONDERIN' IF, POSSIBLY, 1212 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:30,051 UH, YOU COULD GET THE SHERIFF 1213 00:47:30,051 --> 00:47:30,919 TO COME OUT OF THE BACK? 1214 00:47:30,919 --> 00:47:31,920 I'M HAVIN' A SITUATION 1215 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,087 WITH MY DOG. 1216 00:47:33,087 --> 00:47:33,988 >> YEAH, WHAT'S THE SITUATION 1217 00:47:33,988 --> 00:47:35,489 WITH THE DOG? 1218 00:47:35,489 --> 00:47:36,925 >> WELL, I'M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE 1219 00:47:36,925 --> 00:47:38,326 REGULAR DOG SITUATIONS, 1220 00:47:38,326 --> 00:47:39,027 BUT BELIEVE ME, 1221 00:47:39,027 --> 00:47:39,961 THIS IS A-- 1222 00:47:39,961 --> 00:47:41,229 UNUSUAL DOG SITUATION, 1223 00:47:41,229 --> 00:47:42,196 AND, UH-- 1224 00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:42,796 >> REALLY? 1225 00:47:42,796 --> 00:47:43,531 >> WE'D JUST AS SOON HAVE 1226 00:47:43,531 --> 00:47:44,532 THE SHERIFF'S EXPERTISE 1227 00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:45,399 AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE 1228 00:47:45,399 --> 00:47:46,667 ON THE CASE. 1229 00:47:46,667 --> 00:47:47,401 >> RIGHT. 1230 00:47:47,401 --> 00:47:48,502 UH, HE'S NOT REACHABLE 1231 00:47:48,502 --> 00:47:49,237 RIGHT NOW. 1232 00:47:49,237 --> 00:47:50,071 I COULD HELP YOU OUT 1233 00:47:50,071 --> 00:47:52,106 IF YOU NEED IT. 1234 00:47:52,106 --> 00:47:53,474 >> YES, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. 1235 00:47:53,474 --> 00:47:54,608 BUT IF WE COULD PERHAPS 1236 00:47:54,608 --> 00:47:56,077 HAVE THE SHERIFF, UH, 1237 00:47:56,077 --> 00:47:57,311 CONSULTED BY PHONE? 1238 00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:57,946 >> WELL, I CAN LEAVE HIM 1239 00:47:57,946 --> 00:47:59,113 A MESSAGE, TELL HIM 1240 00:47:59,113 --> 00:48:00,748 TO GET AHOLD OF YA. 1241 00:48:00,748 --> 00:48:01,983 >> WELL, IS HE ON VACATION 1242 00:48:01,983 --> 00:48:02,951 MUCH LONGER, DEPUTY? 1243 00:48:02,951 --> 00:48:05,653 >> UH, A FEW MORE DAYS. 1244 00:48:05,653 --> 00:48:07,288 >> I GUESS I'LL WAIT AT HOME 1245 00:48:07,288 --> 00:48:08,389 FOR MY ANSWER, AND YOU COULD 1246 00:48:08,389 --> 00:48:09,523 HAVE HIM, UH, CALL ME 1247 00:48:09,523 --> 00:48:10,558 AT YOUR FIRST CONVENIENCE? 1248 00:48:10,558 --> 00:48:11,225 >> OKAY. 1249 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:12,293 >> OKAY, THANK YOU, DEPUTY. 1250 00:48:12,293 --> 00:48:12,860 >> THANK YOU. 1251 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:13,394 >> HAVE A GOOD DAY. 1252 00:48:13,394 --> 00:48:14,095 >> YOU TOO. 1253 00:48:23,104 --> 00:48:24,538 >> GOOD NIGHT. 1254 00:48:24,538 --> 00:48:26,674 >> GOOD NIGHT. 1255 00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:29,377 >> AND SLEEP TIGHT. 1256 00:48:29,377 --> 00:48:31,612 AND MAKE SURE YOU SLEEP. 1257 00:48:48,396 --> 00:48:49,463 >> TIMMY! 1258 00:48:49,463 --> 00:48:53,201 TIMMY! 1259 00:48:53,201 --> 00:48:53,801 >> WHAT? 1260 00:48:53,801 --> 00:48:54,502 I WAS SLEEPIN'. 1261 00:48:54,502 --> 00:48:56,470 MOM'LL GET MAD. 1262 00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:58,006 >> TIMMY, I'M SCARED. 1263 00:48:58,006 --> 00:48:58,606 >> OF WHAT? 1264 00:48:58,606 --> 00:49:00,341 GO TO SEEP. 1265 00:49:00,341 --> 00:49:01,675 >> THE SCARECROW. 1266 00:49:01,675 --> 00:49:03,244 >> THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 1267 00:49:03,244 --> 00:49:04,012 >> OH YEAH? 1268 00:49:04,012 --> 00:49:06,014 LOOK. 1269 00:49:08,816 --> 00:49:09,650 >> WYATT! 1270 00:49:09,650 --> 00:49:10,418 WHAT IN THE SAM HILL 1271 00:49:10,418 --> 00:49:11,885 ARE YOU DOIN' NOW, MAN? 1272 00:49:11,885 --> 00:49:12,520 I SWEAR, WHAT HAS 1273 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,022 GOTTEN INTO YOU, DUDE? 1274 00:49:14,022 --> 00:49:14,922 >> IT'S A SCARECROW, 1275 00:49:14,922 --> 00:49:17,291 IT'S A SCARECROW AT THE WINDOW! 1276 00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:18,192 >> GET YOUR GUN, DAD, 1277 00:49:18,192 --> 00:49:19,693 AND BLAST IT! 1278 00:49:19,693 --> 00:49:20,494 >> WE GOT TO GIT, WYATT! 1279 00:49:20,494 --> 00:49:22,463 COME ON, MAN! 1280 00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:25,299 WYATT, DO YOU KNOW 1281 00:49:25,299 --> 00:49:26,067 WHAT GIT MEANS? 1282 00:49:26,067 --> 00:49:28,336 COME ON! 1283 00:49:34,142 --> 00:49:36,477 >> YOU SEE ANYTHING? 1284 00:49:36,477 --> 00:49:37,545 >> NO. 1285 00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:38,846 I'M GONNA GO CHECK. 1286 00:49:38,846 --> 00:49:39,513 YOU LOCK THE DOOR AND HOLE UP 1287 00:49:39,513 --> 00:49:40,281 WITH THE KIDS, OKAY? 1288 00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,883 >> OKAY. 1289 00:49:42,883 --> 00:49:45,053 CAREFUL, YOU DAMN FOOL. 1290 00:49:50,524 --> 00:49:52,060 >> JUST IN CASE. 1291 00:49:52,060 --> 00:49:52,560 >> YOU KNOW THAT WON'T 1292 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,794 DO NO GOOD. 1293 00:49:53,794 --> 00:49:56,164 EXCEPT MAKE IT MAD. 1294 00:49:56,164 --> 00:49:57,598 >> WELL, JO, I'M JUST HOPIN' 1295 00:49:57,598 --> 00:49:59,600 IT'S NOTHIN' BUT YOUR NERVES. 1296 00:50:02,536 --> 00:50:02,936 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE 1297 00:50:02,936 --> 00:50:05,339 TOLD THAT STORY. 1298 00:50:06,674 --> 00:50:08,976 JUST SAYIN'. 1299 00:50:11,279 --> 00:50:12,080 >> EVERY TIME I GET TO SCHOOL, 1300 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:12,913 I TELL HIM HE HAS TO GO 1301 00:50:12,913 --> 00:50:13,781 TO THE BATHROOM 1302 00:50:13,781 --> 00:50:15,383 AND LICK THE TOILET. 1303 00:50:15,383 --> 00:50:17,218 I EVEN TOLD HIM, "MY DAD'S 1304 00:50:17,218 --> 00:50:18,552 THE SHERIFF, YOU HAVE TO 1305 00:50:18,552 --> 00:50:20,188 DO WHAT I SAY." 1306 00:50:20,188 --> 00:50:21,222 THERE'S REALLY NO OPTION. 1307 00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:22,590 >> I TELL YOU WHAT! 1308 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,225 >> OH, I DON'T WANNA KNOW THAT! 1309 00:50:24,225 --> 00:50:25,326 >> YEAH, I PANCAKED HIM. 1310 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,960 IT WAS-- IT WAS TERRIBLE, MAN. 1311 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,062 >> THAT'S GROSS. 1312 00:50:28,062 --> 00:50:28,996 >> OH YEAH, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT 1313 00:50:28,996 --> 00:50:30,264 TO DO WITH HIM, SO WE KINDA JUST 1314 00:50:30,264 --> 00:50:31,532 THREW HIM OUT IN THE BACK, 1315 00:50:31,532 --> 00:50:32,766 AND WE JUST-- YOU KNOW, 1316 00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:34,335 JUST ANOTHER GOPHER IN THE YARD. 1317 00:50:36,070 --> 00:50:37,605 >> I-- I FULLY SUPPORT 1318 00:50:37,605 --> 00:50:38,106 WHAT YOU TOLD US. 1319 00:50:38,106 --> 00:50:39,006 >> EVAN! 1320 00:50:39,006 --> 00:50:40,308 EVAN! 1321 00:50:40,308 --> 00:50:41,575 EVAN! 1322 00:50:41,575 --> 00:50:43,544 OKAY, YOUR MOM WAS TALKIN' 1323 00:50:43,544 --> 00:50:45,413 TO MY MOM ABOUT HOW 1324 00:50:45,413 --> 00:50:47,315 SHE WAS TALKING TO YOUR UNCLE-- 1325 00:50:47,315 --> 00:50:48,882 IT'S KINDA LIKE, MY GRANDPA, 1326 00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:49,417 HE WAS TALKIN' TO 1327 00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:50,851 THE CONVENIENCE STORE GUY, 1328 00:50:50,851 --> 00:50:52,019 WHICH I THINK WAS TALKIN'-- 1329 00:50:52,019 --> 00:50:53,887 >> WELL GET ON WITH IT, NOW! 1330 00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:54,788 >> THIS SCARECROW POPS 1331 00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:56,290 OUTTA NOWHERE, AND SCARES 1332 00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:57,725 YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER. 1333 00:50:57,725 --> 00:50:59,460 >> MY BROTHER AND SISTER? 1334 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,262 >> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1335 00:51:01,262 --> 00:51:02,029 >> WE'RE GONNA GET 1336 00:51:02,029 --> 00:51:03,131 THAT SUMBITCH! 1337 00:51:03,131 --> 00:51:03,864 >> YEAH! 1338 00:51:03,864 --> 00:51:04,432 LET'S GET 'UM! 1339 00:51:04,432 --> 00:51:04,965 >> YEAH!!! 1340 00:51:04,965 --> 00:51:07,368 >> COME ON! 1341 00:51:16,610 --> 00:51:18,812 >> JUST GOTTA CATCH MY BREATH. 1342 00:51:20,681 --> 00:51:21,449 I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR 1343 00:51:21,449 --> 00:51:23,517 THE EXERTION TODAY. 1344 00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:32,893 WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON HERE? 1345 00:51:32,893 --> 00:51:33,427 VIRG, WHEN I GET 1346 00:51:33,427 --> 00:51:35,596 MY HANDS ON YOU... 1347 00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:51,512 >> WAIT, DID YOU 1348 00:51:51,512 --> 00:51:53,281 BRING IT THIS TIME? 1349 00:51:53,281 --> 00:51:53,681 >> YEAH. 1350 00:51:53,681 --> 00:51:54,448 >> NOT LIKE LAST TIME? 1351 00:51:54,448 --> 00:51:55,983 >> YEAH. 1352 00:51:55,983 --> 00:51:57,985 >> WELL, WHERE IS IT? 1353 00:51:59,052 --> 00:52:01,622 >> SHIT, IT'S IN THE CAR. 1354 00:52:01,622 --> 00:52:03,924 >> YOU'D BEST GO GET IT, THEN. 1355 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,795 AND MORE WINE, TOO. 1356 00:52:07,795 --> 00:52:10,198 HURRY, BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND. 1357 00:52:13,401 --> 00:52:15,569 YOU'RE MINE NOW, YOU BIG DUMMY. 1358 00:52:20,073 --> 00:52:20,641 >> THAT WAS SOME 1359 00:52:20,641 --> 00:52:22,210 FUNNY SHIT, WYATT! 1360 00:52:23,677 --> 00:52:24,545 >> WHAT THE HELL? 1361 00:52:24,545 --> 00:52:25,045 I'LL GET YOU, 1362 00:52:25,045 --> 00:52:26,814 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1363 00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:27,581 >> COME ON, JOE. 1364 00:52:27,581 --> 00:52:29,217 I WANT TO GO HOME. 1365 00:52:29,217 --> 00:52:29,617 >> DAMN IT. 1366 00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:32,019 >> I WANT TO GO HOME NOW! 1367 00:52:32,019 --> 00:52:33,821 >> IF I FIND THAT GUY... 1368 00:52:33,821 --> 00:52:34,855 > OH MAN, YOU'RE PISSIN' OFF 1369 00:52:34,855 --> 00:52:35,956 EVERYBODY TONIGHT. 1370 00:52:35,956 --> 00:52:37,258 LET'S SKEDADDLE, MAN. 1371 00:53:01,249 --> 00:53:03,351 >> COME ON, KELLY, KEEP UP. 1372 00:53:03,351 --> 00:53:05,419 >> I'M GETTIN' KINDA BORED. 1373 00:53:05,419 --> 00:53:06,954 AND TIRED. 1374 00:53:06,954 --> 00:53:08,389 >> DO YOU WANNA GO BACK? 1375 00:53:08,389 --> 00:53:11,992 DON'T YOU WANNA CATCH THIS GUY? 1376 00:53:11,992 --> 00:53:13,261 THERE'S A HOUSE RIGHT THERE. 1377 00:53:13,261 --> 00:53:13,627 WE'LL GO AND SEE 1378 00:53:13,627 --> 00:53:15,329 IF THEY SAW ANYTHING. 1379 00:53:15,329 --> 00:53:17,631 >> WHAT IF IT'S NOT A GUY? 1380 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:20,167 >> DO YOU MEAN, 1381 00:53:20,167 --> 00:53:20,968 "WHAT IF IT'S NOT A GUY?" 1382 00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,671 AS IN, IT'S AN ACTUAL SCARECROW? 1383 00:53:28,809 --> 00:53:30,944 WE'LL STILL BEAT ITS ASS. 1384 00:53:30,944 --> 00:53:31,579 >> HEY! 1385 00:53:31,579 --> 00:53:33,013 WHO GOES THERE? 1386 00:53:33,013 --> 00:53:34,282 WHO ARE YOU? 1387 00:53:34,282 --> 00:53:36,284 I HAVE A GUN AND I WILL USE IT. 1388 00:53:36,284 --> 00:53:36,784 >> YEAH? 1389 00:53:36,784 --> 00:53:37,418 WELL I HAVE THIS STICK, 1390 00:53:37,418 --> 00:53:38,352 AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! 1391 00:53:38,352 --> 00:53:39,287 >> DUDE, WAIT. 1392 00:53:39,287 --> 00:53:40,488 HI, I'M-I'M KELLY, 1393 00:53:40,488 --> 00:53:41,489 AND THIS IS REBECCA. 1394 00:53:41,489 --> 00:53:43,424 WE-- WE'RE JUST CAMPIN' 1395 00:53:43,424 --> 00:53:45,459 WITH SOME FRIENDS, AND-- 1396 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:46,894 WHAT WE ASSUME WAS A DUDE 1397 00:53:46,894 --> 00:53:47,861 DRESSED AS A SCARECROW 1398 00:53:47,861 --> 00:53:49,430 CAME TO TERRORIZE US. 1399 00:53:49,430 --> 00:53:50,431 WE BEAT HIM UP, AND NOW 1400 00:53:50,431 --> 00:53:51,765 WE'RE JUST CHASIN' HIM. 1401 00:53:51,765 --> 00:53:52,800 MY FRIEND WILL KICK YOUR ASS 1402 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,368 IF YOU TRY TO HURT US. 1403 00:53:54,368 --> 00:53:55,135 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 1404 00:53:55,135 --> 00:53:56,404 FAIR ENOUGH. 1405 00:53:56,404 --> 00:53:57,971 I-- I TOO AM CHASING A MAN 1406 00:53:57,971 --> 00:54:00,040 DRESSED AS A SCARECROW. 1407 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,074 HE SCARED THE BEJEEZUS 1408 00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:02,643 OUT OF MY LITTLE ONES. 1409 00:54:02,643 --> 00:54:03,143 WE DON'T NEED THIS KIND 1410 00:54:03,143 --> 00:54:05,112 OF CRAP AROUND HERE. 1411 00:54:06,314 --> 00:54:08,048 >> WHAT THE HELL? 1412 00:54:08,048 --> 00:54:08,616 >> I'LL GET YOU, 1413 00:54:08,616 --> 00:54:09,683 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1414 00:54:09,683 --> 00:54:11,385 >> WE GOTTA GO HELP. 1415 00:54:11,385 --> 00:54:12,520 >> WELL, HOLD ON NOW. 1416 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,687 WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. 1417 00:54:13,687 --> 00:54:14,655 YOU KNOW, FOR SAFETY IN NUMBERS 1418 00:54:14,655 --> 00:54:16,056 AND EVERYTHING. 1419 00:54:16,056 --> 00:54:16,990 >> WHAT, ARE YOU SCARED TOO? 1420 00:54:16,990 --> 00:54:17,791 IT'S JUST A GUY IN A COSTUME, 1421 00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:19,493 RIGHT? 1422 00:54:19,493 --> 00:54:21,695 >> OH LORD, I HOPE SO. 1423 00:54:21,695 --> 00:54:22,863 >> THIS WHOLE SCARECROW THING 1424 00:54:22,863 --> 00:54:25,833 IS JUST LEGEND, RIGHT? 1425 00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:27,200 >> WELL, I DUNNO, IT'S-- 1426 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,001 YEAH, IT'S-- 1427 00:54:28,001 --> 00:54:29,169 IT'S PROBABLY JUST A-- 1428 00:54:29,169 --> 00:54:31,905 A MAN IN A MASK OR SOMETHIN'. 1429 00:54:31,905 --> 00:54:32,506 >> WHY DIDN'T HE 1430 00:54:32,506 --> 00:54:33,907 ANSWER MY QUESTION? 1431 00:54:33,907 --> 00:54:35,976 >> COME ON, LET'S GO! 1432 00:54:37,978 --> 00:54:40,013 >> COME ON. 1433 00:54:48,088 --> 00:54:49,923 >> SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1434 00:54:49,923 --> 00:54:52,460 WHAT? 1435 00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:54,695 A SCARECROW? 1436 00:54:54,695 --> 00:54:55,496 I'VE HEARD THIS. 1437 00:54:55,496 --> 00:54:57,064 IS THIS-- IS THIS A JOKE? 1438 00:54:58,366 --> 00:55:00,033 HOLD, PLEASE. 1439 00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:02,570 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1440 00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:05,639 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 1441 00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:06,907 OKAY, OKAY. 1442 00:55:08,376 --> 00:55:09,643 HOLD, PLEASE. 1443 00:55:09,643 --> 00:55:12,713 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1444 00:55:12,713 --> 00:55:13,447 SERIOUSLY?! 1445 00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:15,816 OKAY, HOLD, PLEASE. 1446 00:55:15,816 --> 00:55:18,151 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1447 00:55:18,151 --> 00:55:20,187 WHERE? 1448 00:55:20,187 --> 00:55:22,556 WITH WHO? 1449 00:55:22,556 --> 00:55:25,793 YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DOING WHAT? 1450 00:55:25,793 --> 00:55:26,994 WITH A SCARECROW? 1451 00:55:28,529 --> 00:55:29,563 OKAY, HOLD, PLEASE. 1452 00:55:29,563 --> 00:55:31,699 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1453 00:55:31,699 --> 00:55:33,767 HA, HA, HA, HA, FUNNY! 1454 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:35,703 FUNNY, I GET-- OKAY. 1455 00:55:35,703 --> 00:55:38,005 BYE. 1456 00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:38,672 >> I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL 1457 00:55:38,672 --> 00:55:39,973 THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO. 1458 00:55:39,973 --> 00:55:40,574 >> I HOPE WE NEVER 1459 00:55:40,574 --> 00:55:41,709 SEE THEM AGAIN. 1460 00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:42,410 OH MY GOD, JOE! 1461 00:55:42,410 --> 00:55:43,477 THERE HE IS! 1462 00:55:43,477 --> 00:55:44,778 >> WHAT THE HELL? 1463 00:55:44,778 --> 00:55:46,780 >> AHH! 1464 00:55:49,182 --> 00:55:50,484 >> HEY, 'SCUSE ME, PARTNER. 1465 00:55:50,484 --> 00:55:51,719 >> YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1466 00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:52,252 I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS! 1467 00:55:52,252 --> 00:55:53,787 >> WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! 1468 00:55:53,787 --> 00:55:55,656 > JOE, GET BACK HERE! 1469 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:56,590 JOE! 1470 00:55:56,590 --> 00:55:58,726 I'M SCARED! 1471 00:56:04,832 --> 00:56:06,299 >> VIRG, OL' BOY, 1472 00:56:06,299 --> 00:56:08,869 I GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION 1473 00:56:08,869 --> 00:56:11,038 YOU WERE BEHIND THIS SOMEHOWS. 1474 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,275 >> GET THAT SUMBITCH! 1475 00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:19,046 >> AW, HELL. 1476 00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:20,881 >> YEAH, THERE HE IS! 1477 00:56:25,953 --> 00:56:26,520 >> ALL RIGHT, WYATT, 1478 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:27,921 WHAT YOU THINK, MAN? 1479 00:56:27,921 --> 00:56:29,457 SHOULD WE GO THAT WAY, 1480 00:56:29,457 --> 00:56:32,292 OR THAT WAY? 1481 00:56:32,292 --> 00:56:33,461 LET ME GUESS... 1482 00:56:33,461 --> 00:56:35,062 "MMRGH!" 1483 00:56:36,229 --> 00:56:37,330 YEP, ALL RIGHT. 1484 00:56:37,330 --> 00:56:39,533 COME ON. 1485 00:56:48,041 --> 00:56:49,710 >> WATCH IT, YOU ASSHOLE! 1486 00:56:51,512 --> 00:56:52,913 >> HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS CLOSE! 1487 00:56:52,913 --> 00:56:53,781 YOU OKAY, BUDDY? 1488 00:56:55,282 --> 00:56:56,484 OW, OKAY! 1489 00:56:56,484 --> 00:56:57,818 OKAY MAN, BAD IDEA. 1490 00:56:57,818 --> 00:56:58,619 GAME OVER, RIGHT? 1491 00:56:58,619 --> 00:56:59,853 LET'S-- LET'S JUST 1492 00:56:59,853 --> 00:57:01,088 GO BACK TO JOSEPHINE'S. 1493 00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:02,322 MAYBE WE CAN GET LAST CALL, 1494 00:57:02,322 --> 00:57:03,757 RIGHT? 1495 00:57:05,025 --> 00:57:05,726 KINDA FIGURED YOU'D 1496 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:06,594 SAY THAT, OL' BOY. 1497 00:57:06,594 --> 00:57:08,762 COME ON, MAN. 1498 00:57:25,513 --> 00:57:27,014 >> SHERIFF, THERE'S A MOB 1499 00:57:27,014 --> 00:57:28,882 CONGREGATING-- OH, SHIT. 1500 00:57:28,882 --> 00:57:29,349 >> OH, HEY BURT. 1501 00:57:29,349 --> 00:57:30,217 HOW YOU DOIN'? 1502 00:57:30,217 --> 00:57:31,084 >> I'M DOIN' VERY WELL. 1503 00:57:31,084 --> 00:57:32,152 HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 1504 00:57:32,152 --> 00:57:32,820 >> I'M-- I'M GREAT. 1505 00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:33,954 HOW CAN I HELP YA? 1506 00:57:33,954 --> 00:57:35,422 >> IS THE SHERIFF AROUND? 1507 00:57:35,422 --> 00:57:37,424 >> I'M ACTING SHERIFF TONIGHT. 1508 00:57:37,424 --> 00:57:38,191 >> WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY CUTE 1509 00:57:38,191 --> 00:57:39,527 OF YOU, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED 1510 00:57:39,527 --> 00:57:40,393 THE SHERIFF ON THIS ONE. 1511 00:57:40,393 --> 00:57:41,729 THERE'S A MOB GATHERING JUST 1512 00:57:41,729 --> 00:57:42,696 OUTSIDE OF THIS BUILDING. 1513 00:57:42,696 --> 00:57:43,330 IT'S, LIKE, A LARGE 1514 00:57:43,330 --> 00:57:44,197 GROUP OF PEOPLE. 1515 00:57:44,197 --> 00:57:45,265 >> OKAY, WELL, THE SHERIFF 1516 00:57:45,265 --> 00:57:46,534 ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. 1517 00:57:46,534 --> 00:57:47,568 I CAN HELP. 1518 00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:48,769 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY 1519 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:49,637 HOW TO EXPLAIN IT, BUT THERE IS 1520 00:57:49,637 --> 00:57:51,672 A-- THERE IS A, UH-- 1521 00:57:51,672 --> 00:57:54,842 >> LET ME GUESS, A SCARECROW. 1522 00:57:54,842 --> 00:57:55,342 >> WELL, YES. 1523 00:57:55,342 --> 00:57:55,976 IT'S EITHER THAT, OR AN 1524 00:57:55,976 --> 00:57:57,377 AMBULATORY SACK OF HAY 1525 00:57:57,377 --> 00:57:58,679 MADE BY A WIZARD. 1526 00:57:58,679 --> 00:57:59,547 NOW WOULD YOU GO 1527 00:57:59,547 --> 00:58:00,681 GET YOUR BELT ON? 1528 00:58:00,681 --> 00:58:02,115 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO. 1529 00:58:02,115 --> 00:58:02,750 >> ALL RIGHT, 1530 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:03,283 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1531 00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:04,184 >> ALL RIGHT. 1532 00:58:04,184 --> 00:58:04,785 GO CALL YOUR MOM, 1533 00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:06,787 TELL HER YOU MIGHT BE LATE. 1534 00:58:12,059 --> 00:58:14,427 AH, YESSS! 1535 00:58:14,427 --> 00:58:16,363 ALL RIGHT. 1536 00:58:27,174 --> 00:58:28,742 >> HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY? 1537 00:58:28,742 --> 00:58:29,743 SHERIFF. 1538 00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:31,712 I'M THE DEPUTY SHERIFF. 1539 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,782 SHERIFF DEPUTY MORGAN... 1540 00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:37,417 SPEAKING. 1541 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:39,620 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 1542 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:40,954 NO THAT'S NOT... 1543 00:58:40,954 --> 00:58:44,592 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 1544 00:58:44,592 --> 00:58:45,759 TOO AGGRESSIVE. 1545 00:58:46,727 --> 00:58:47,595 IS THERE A WAY 1546 00:58:47,595 --> 00:58:50,130 WE CAN RESOLVE THIS? 1547 00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:51,699 THERE'S TWO WAYS THAT 1548 00:58:51,699 --> 00:58:53,901 WE COULD FIGURE THIS OUT. 1549 00:58:53,901 --> 00:58:56,604 UH, A FRIENDLY MEETING, 1550 00:58:56,604 --> 00:58:58,806 SOMEWHERE WITH FOOD, 1551 00:58:58,806 --> 00:59:00,741 OR, UH-- 1552 00:59:00,741 --> 00:59:03,043 YOU GO TO JAIL. 1553 00:59:13,086 --> 00:59:13,887 >> WHOLE DAMN TOWN'S 1554 00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:16,624 IN AN UPROAR. 1555 00:59:16,624 --> 00:59:17,625 VIRGIL, THIS IS 1556 00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:20,460 A DUMB ASS SHITTIN' IDEA. 1557 00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:21,094 YOU'RE STUPID EVEN 1558 00:59:21,094 --> 00:59:23,631 FOR INBRED STANDARDS. 1559 00:59:23,631 --> 00:59:26,066 DAMN, UGH! 1560 00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:28,902 SCREW IT, 1561 00:59:28,902 --> 00:59:31,004 I'M GONNA GET ME A BEER. 1562 00:59:38,812 --> 00:59:40,313 >> NOW WE GOT TO ALL CALM DOWN, 1563 00:59:40,313 --> 00:59:41,815 AND NOT BE STUPID. 1564 00:59:41,815 --> 00:59:42,783 OR MORE STUPID. 1565 00:59:42,783 --> 00:59:44,017 >> HE'S A DAMN MENACE, SHERIFF! 1566 00:59:45,318 --> 00:59:46,519 >> I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND. 1567 00:59:46,519 --> 00:59:47,855 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA 1568 00:59:47,855 --> 00:59:50,557 WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS? 1569 00:59:50,557 --> 00:59:51,124 >> I THINK IT WAS A COUPLE 1570 00:59:51,124 --> 00:59:51,659 OF GUYS WE SAW DOWN 1571 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:53,160 AT THE TAVERN EARLIER. 1572 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:53,894 >> SHERIFF, WHAT ARE 1573 00:59:53,894 --> 00:59:54,527 YOU DOIN' HERE? 1574 00:59:54,527 --> 00:59:55,896 I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 1575 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:57,097 >> YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO. 1576 00:59:57,097 --> 00:59:59,032 THAT SUMBITCH SCARED MY KIDS. 1577 00:59:59,032 --> 01:00:00,467 >> SHERIFF? 1578 01:00:00,467 --> 01:00:01,769 YOU MIGHTA LED WITH THAT ONE. 1579 01:00:01,769 --> 01:00:02,535 >> YEAH, I'M SORRY. 1580 01:00:02,535 --> 01:00:03,136 IT'S-- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN 1581 01:00:03,136 --> 01:00:04,805 WORRIED ABOUT MY FAMILY, IS ALL. 1582 01:00:04,805 --> 01:00:05,372 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1583 01:00:05,372 --> 01:00:07,708 LET'S JUST FIND THIS GUY-- 1584 01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:10,811 GUY, SCARECROW, WHATEVER IT IS. 1585 01:00:10,811 --> 01:00:11,278 >> SAW HIM BY 1586 01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:12,813 THE OLD TANNER FARM. 1587 01:00:12,813 --> 01:00:13,814 LET'S GET HIM! 1588 01:00:14,381 --> 01:00:16,216 >> NOW, HOLD ON! 1589 01:00:16,216 --> 01:00:16,784 AH, DAMN. 1590 01:00:16,784 --> 01:00:17,785 I BETTER GO WITH THEM. 1591 01:00:17,785 --> 01:00:18,351 >> WELL, HOLD UP. 1592 01:00:18,351 --> 01:00:19,386 I'LL GO WITH THEM. 1593 01:00:19,386 --> 01:00:20,120 YOU TAKE THESE LADIES OVER TO 1594 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:20,888 THE TAVERN, AND SEE IF 1595 01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:24,091 JOSEPHINE KNOWS ANYTHING. 1596 01:00:24,091 --> 01:00:24,758 >> WHAT? 1597 01:00:24,758 --> 01:00:26,059 IT'S MORE FUN THAN CAMPING. 1598 01:00:27,594 --> 01:00:28,395 >> I DON'T THINK OUR IDEAS 1599 01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:29,963 OF FUN REALLY MATCH UP. 1600 01:00:30,798 --> 01:00:33,333 >> WOO, HOLY COW, MAN! 1601 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,402 SURE IS ITCH AND STUFFY IN HERE. 1602 01:00:36,503 --> 01:00:38,538 UGH, TAKE THIS THING OFF. 1603 01:00:38,538 --> 01:00:39,873 OOH. 1604 01:00:39,873 --> 01:00:41,541 THANKS FOR THE BEERS, JO. 1605 01:00:41,541 --> 01:00:42,676 >> YOU WERE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T 1606 01:00:42,676 --> 01:00:44,978 DO ANYTHING FOOLISH. 1607 01:00:44,978 --> 01:00:46,613 MORE FOOLISH. 1608 01:00:46,613 --> 01:00:47,280 >> OKAY, OKAY, 1609 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,248 IT WAS A BAD IDEA. 1610 01:00:48,248 --> 01:00:48,949 BUT NOW WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT 1611 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:49,950 HERE AND DRINK OUR BEERS, 1612 01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:52,419 RIGHT, BUDDY? 1613 01:00:54,421 --> 01:00:56,223 WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 1614 01:00:56,223 --> 01:00:57,157 GAME OVER, DUDE! 1615 01:00:57,157 --> 01:00:58,291 FACADE THROUGH, YOU CAN 1616 01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:01,628 GET OUT OF CHARACTER NOW. 1617 01:01:01,628 --> 01:01:03,296 WYATT, COME ON. 1618 01:01:03,296 --> 01:01:04,097 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 1619 01:01:04,097 --> 01:01:05,132 >> UH, VIRG, UM-- 1620 01:01:07,735 --> 01:01:09,837 >> OH, HEY, VIRGIL. 1621 01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:11,972 ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR LIBATION? 1622 01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:14,274 WHILE I'VE BEEN OUT-- 1623 01:01:14,274 --> 01:01:15,943 WHO'S THAT? 1624 01:01:15,943 --> 01:01:17,745 >> WYATT? 1625 01:01:17,745 --> 01:01:18,545 MAN, BUT IF YOU'RE YOU, 1626 01:01:18,545 --> 01:01:20,647 THEN WHO THE HELL IS-- 1627 01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:23,350 SHIT. 1628 01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:26,053 HI. 1629 01:01:28,655 --> 01:01:29,322 HOLY CRAP! 1630 01:01:29,322 --> 01:01:31,992 HOLY CRAP! 1631 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:33,827 >> GET UP, GET UP! 1632 01:01:33,827 --> 01:01:34,227 >> WHAT THE HELL 1633 01:01:34,227 --> 01:01:35,462 WAS THAT, WYATT? 1634 01:01:35,462 --> 01:01:36,663 >> IT'S A DAMN REAL SCARECROW! 1635 01:01:36,663 --> 01:01:37,931 >> YOU SAID HE WASN'T REAL, MAN! 1636 01:01:37,931 --> 01:01:39,299 >> OH, YOU WANNA GO TELL IT 1637 01:01:39,299 --> 01:01:41,769 IT AIN'T REAL? 1638 01:01:41,769 --> 01:01:43,070 >> WYATT, WHAT ABOUT DOC 1639 01:01:43,070 --> 01:01:44,604 AND JOSEPHINE, MAN? 1640 01:01:51,344 --> 01:01:52,846 >> DID THAT GET HIM? 1641 01:01:52,846 --> 01:01:54,014 >> NOPE. 1642 01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,115 >> MAKE HIM MAD? 1643 01:01:55,115 --> 01:01:56,649 >> YUP. 1644 01:01:57,951 --> 01:01:58,786 WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO, 1645 01:01:58,786 --> 01:01:59,853 YOU'D BETTER DO IT QUICK! 1646 01:01:59,853 --> 01:02:00,788 >> I CAN'T BEAT IT, 1647 01:02:00,788 --> 01:02:01,922 NOT ANYMORE, ANYWAY. 1648 01:02:01,922 --> 01:02:03,290 BUT I CAN CAST IT OUT. 1649 01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:04,357 >> I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS, 1650 01:02:04,357 --> 01:02:06,693 JUST GET RID OF IT! 1651 01:02:07,127 --> 01:02:07,995 >> BACK! 1652 01:02:07,995 --> 01:02:09,362 BACK, FOUL BEAST! 1653 01:02:09,362 --> 01:02:10,430 BACK TO THE HELL 1654 01:02:10,430 --> 01:02:12,199 FROM WHENCE THOU CAME! 1655 01:02:12,199 --> 01:02:12,933 NOW GIT! 1656 01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:25,078 >> GET OVER HERE! 1657 01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:27,014 COME ON! 1658 01:02:28,949 --> 01:02:30,617 >> I'M SCARED, WYATT! 1659 01:02:30,617 --> 01:02:31,718 >> DISCRETION, VIRG, 1660 01:02:31,718 --> 01:02:35,555 IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR. 1661 01:02:35,555 --> 01:02:37,657 >> WELL, WELL, WELL, 1662 01:02:37,657 --> 01:02:39,026 LOOK WHO WE GOT HERE. 1663 01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:39,626 WHAT DO YOU TWO ASSHOLES THINK 1664 01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:40,593 YOU'RE DOING, SCARING PEOPLE 1665 01:02:40,593 --> 01:02:41,461 LIKE THAT? 1666 01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:41,895 >> YOU OUGHT TO BE 1667 01:02:41,895 --> 01:02:43,530 ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 1668 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:47,935 >> NOW, NOW, NOW, 1669 01:02:47,935 --> 01:02:50,370 THIS AIN'T WHAT IT SEEMS. 1670 01:02:50,370 --> 01:02:51,238 >> MMM, LOOKS EXACTLY 1671 01:02:51,238 --> 01:02:53,040 LIKE IT SEEMS. 1672 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,842 >> WELL, BE THAT AS IT MAY, AND 1673 01:02:54,842 --> 01:02:56,409 MY VERBOSE NATURE TO ARGUE 1674 01:02:56,409 --> 01:02:57,577 AGAINST WHAT IT MAY OR MAY NOT 1675 01:02:57,577 --> 01:02:59,847 LOOK LIKE, I MUST INSIST THAT-- 1676 01:02:59,847 --> 01:03:00,280 >> WYATT! 1677 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,381 HE'S COMIN' MAN! 1678 01:03:02,850 --> 01:03:04,017 >> SCARECROW. 1679 01:03:04,017 --> 01:03:05,919 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, BECCA? 1680 01:03:05,919 --> 01:03:07,921 >> I DUNNO, KELLY. 1681 01:03:07,921 --> 01:03:09,089 >> SCARECROW. 1682 01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,423 >> I CAN SEE THAT. 1683 01:03:10,423 --> 01:03:12,559 >> NO, THE SCARECROW. 1684 01:03:12,559 --> 01:03:14,494 THE ONE FROM THE STORY. 1685 01:03:14,494 --> 01:03:16,997 IT HAS RETURNED. 1686 01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:17,597 LOOKS LIKE HE'S AFTER 1687 01:03:17,597 --> 01:03:19,166 YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. 1688 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:20,033 YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING 1689 01:03:20,033 --> 01:03:22,870 TO MAKE HIM MAD. 1690 01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:23,603 >> FUCK THIS SHIT. 1691 01:03:23,603 --> 01:03:24,137 IT'S JUST ANOTHER IDIOT 1692 01:03:24,137 --> 01:03:24,471 IN A MASK. 1693 01:03:24,471 --> 01:03:25,638 LET'S GET HIM. 1694 01:03:25,638 --> 01:03:27,307 >> I GOT THIS. 1695 01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:30,243 >> GET HIM, SHERIFF. 1696 01:03:30,243 --> 01:03:31,578 >> NOW LISTEN, AS ACTING DEPUTY 1697 01:03:31,578 --> 01:03:32,645 SHERIFF, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 1698 01:03:32,645 --> 01:03:35,015 TWO CHOICES HERE: THE EASY WAY, 1699 01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:36,083 OR THE HARD WAY. 1700 01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:39,486 >> LET'S GET HIM! 1701 01:04:03,776 --> 01:04:04,577 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU FREAK, I'M 1702 01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:06,813 GONNA BEAT THE STRAW OUTTA YOU! 1703 01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:23,030 >> WELL, SHE CERTAINLY IS 1704 01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:24,764 A SPIRITED ONE, HUH, WYATT? 1705 01:04:24,764 --> 01:04:26,266 >> THAT SHE IS, VIRG. 1706 01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:28,135 THAT SHE IS. 1707 01:04:28,135 --> 01:04:29,402 >> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T HELP BUT 1708 01:04:29,402 --> 01:04:31,304 THINK IT'S OUR DUTY AS FELLOW 1709 01:04:31,304 --> 01:04:32,839 HUMAN BEINGS TO MAYBE STEP IN 1710 01:04:32,839 --> 01:04:35,943 THERE AND THROW SOME SUPPORT. 1711 01:04:35,943 --> 01:04:37,244 >> NOT 'CAUSE THEY'RE LADIES? 1712 01:04:37,244 --> 01:04:38,511 WE COULD USE OUR MANLY SWAGGER 1713 01:04:38,511 --> 01:04:39,512 TO SAVE THE DAY? 1714 01:04:39,512 --> 01:04:40,047 >> NO, WYATT. 1715 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:41,581 THAT WOULD JUST BE SEXIST. 1716 01:04:41,581 --> 01:04:42,215 BUT I DO THINK IT'S 1717 01:04:42,215 --> 01:04:43,116 THE PROPER THING TO DO. 1718 01:04:43,116 --> 01:04:44,317 HOW ABOUT YOU? 1719 01:04:44,317 --> 01:04:45,318 >> AGREED. 1720 01:04:45,318 --> 01:04:47,154 >> OKAY. 1721 01:04:59,599 --> 01:05:00,067 >> THIS AIN'T GOIN' 1722 01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:01,801 SO WELL, MAN. 1723 01:05:01,801 --> 01:05:03,203 >> I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS. 1724 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,104 >> YOU CAN'T BEAT IT! 1725 01:05:04,104 --> 01:05:04,871 NONE OF YOU CAN! 1726 01:05:04,871 --> 01:05:05,805 JUST RUN! 1727 01:05:05,805 --> 01:05:06,639 RUN! 1728 01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:10,377 >> I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT. 1729 01:05:57,857 --> 01:06:01,361 >> WELL, I'LL BE. 1730 01:06:01,361 --> 01:06:03,463 >> TOLD YOU WE'D BE BACK. 1731 01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,365 >> INDEED YOU DID. 1732 01:06:05,365 --> 01:06:06,466 I WILL, OF COURSE, HAVE TO 1733 01:06:06,466 --> 01:06:08,235 PROPERLY DISPOSE OF ALL THIS. 1734 01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:11,304 >> FOR GOOD THIS TIME, I HOPE. 1735 01:06:11,304 --> 01:06:12,039 >> YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE 1736 01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:13,340 TO HAVE DONE THIS. 1737 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:15,342 >> WHY NOT? 1738 01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:17,444 >> WELL... 1739 01:06:17,444 --> 01:06:19,546 >> ONLY A CERTAIN TYPE OF PURITY 1740 01:06:19,546 --> 01:06:22,715 CAN BANISH THE EVIL. 1741 01:06:22,715 --> 01:06:23,883 >> WHAT-- WHAT ARE THEY TALKIN' 1742 01:06:23,883 --> 01:06:25,718 ABOUT, WYATT? 1743 01:06:25,718 --> 01:06:27,054 >> WELL, IF I'M READIN' THIS 1744 01:06:27,054 --> 01:06:28,288 RIGHT, AND I LIKE TO THINK THAT 1745 01:06:28,288 --> 01:06:30,490 I AM, UH, WHAT JOSEPHINE IS 1746 01:06:30,490 --> 01:06:31,791 SAYING IS THAT THIS LADY AIN'T 1747 01:06:31,791 --> 01:06:34,061 NEVER, UH-- SHE AIN'T 1748 01:06:34,061 --> 01:06:37,064 NEVER BEEN WITH ANYONE. 1749 01:06:37,064 --> 01:06:38,565 >> UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 1750 01:06:38,565 --> 01:06:39,666 BEEN WITH ANYONE? 1751 01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:41,368 >> NO, NO, SHE AIN'T, UH-- 1752 01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:43,470 KNOWN ANYONE. 1753 01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:44,371 >> UH... 1754 01:06:44,371 --> 01:06:45,405 >> UH, VIRG, 1755 01:06:45,405 --> 01:06:46,539 IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE. 1756 01:06:47,074 --> 01:06:48,341 >> BEC! 1757 01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:49,076 >> SHUT UP, KELLY. 1758 01:06:49,076 --> 01:06:51,511 YOU HELPED. 1759 01:06:51,511 --> 01:06:52,479 >> NOW LADIES, THIS IS NOTHING 1760 01:06:52,479 --> 01:06:54,281 TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT. 1761 01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,116 >> WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 1762 01:06:56,783 --> 01:06:58,385 >> YOU DID SAVE THE DAY. 1763 01:06:59,952 --> 01:07:01,654 >> MAY I PROPOSE SOMETHIN'? 1764 01:07:01,654 --> 01:07:03,290 UH, AFTER THE DAY WE HAVE ALL 1765 01:07:03,290 --> 01:07:04,757 HAD, AND THE EVENTS THAT 1766 01:07:04,757 --> 01:07:07,427 WE WOULD LIKELY LOVE TO FORGET, 1767 01:07:07,427 --> 01:07:08,995 I RECOMMEND THAT WE REPAIR INTO 1768 01:07:08,995 --> 01:07:10,197 THE LOVELY ESTABLISHMENT IN 1769 01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:12,232 FRONT OF US, WHERE WE PARTAKE IN 1770 01:07:12,232 --> 01:07:14,167 SOME CAROUSES AND SPIRITS 1771 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:15,568 OF THE BARREL-AGED TYPE. 1772 01:07:15,568 --> 01:07:17,837 >> UH, WYATT, I THINK WE DONE 1773 01:07:17,837 --> 01:07:18,938 HAD ENOUGH SPIRITS 1774 01:07:18,938 --> 01:07:20,673 FOR ONE DAY, MAN. 1775 01:07:20,673 --> 01:07:22,209 >> HE MEANS SHOTS AND BEERS. 1776 01:07:22,209 --> 01:07:23,110 >> OH. 1777 01:07:23,110 --> 01:07:23,710 >> WHY NOT? 1778 01:07:23,710 --> 01:07:24,777 COME ON. 1779 01:07:24,777 --> 01:07:26,846 >> THAT'S CELEBRATIN'. 1780 01:09:11,918 --> 01:09:13,420 >> HOW YOU FEEL? 1781 01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:14,053 >> COLD. 1782 01:09:14,053 --> 01:09:16,022 >> COLD. 1783 01:09:16,022 --> 01:09:18,258 THERE'S A LOT OF... 1784 01:09:18,258 --> 01:09:19,759 DARK CHOCOLATE THINGS THAT COULD 1785 01:09:19,759 --> 01:09:21,961 WARM YOU UP RIGHT NOW. 1786 01:09:21,961 --> 01:09:24,397 >> LIKE FUDGE? 1787 01:09:24,397 --> 01:09:25,732 >> YUP. 1788 01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:27,334 OR COFFEE. 1789 01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:30,403 OR HOT COCOA. 1790 01:09:30,403 --> 01:09:34,241 OR-- THERE'S OTHER SHIT. 1791 01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:35,408 >> I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1792 01:09:35,408 --> 01:09:35,842 >> YEAH? 1793 01:09:35,842 --> 01:09:36,976 LIKE WHAT? 1794 01:09:36,976 --> 01:09:39,011 >> IT'S REALLY COOL. 1795 01:09:39,011 --> 01:09:40,980 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1796 01:09:46,819 --> 01:09:48,555 IT'S REALLY, REALLY COLD! 1797 01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:49,121 I BROUGHT IT ALL THE WAY 1798 01:09:49,121 --> 01:09:52,259 FROM HOME. 1799 01:09:52,259 --> 01:09:54,527 >> I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT. 1800 01:09:57,096 --> 01:09:58,831 >> YOU KNOW, MY GRANDMA REALLY 1801 01:09:58,831 --> 01:10:01,067 HAS A SECRET S'MORE RECIPE. 1802 01:10:02,535 --> 01:10:03,336 >> YEAH, WHAT'S SHE HAVE? 1803 01:10:03,336 --> 01:10:05,438 CHOCOLATE? 1804 01:10:05,438 --> 01:10:07,807 >> NO, IT'S A SPECIAL SAUCE. 1805 01:10:07,807 --> 01:10:10,477 >> YEAH? 1806 01:10:10,477 --> 01:10:13,446 >> LIKE, A SPECIAL SPICE. 1807 01:10:13,446 --> 01:10:15,415 >> WHO THE FUCK PUTS SPICE 1808 01:10:15,415 --> 01:10:19,218 IN A S'MORE? 1809 01:10:19,218 --> 01:10:20,420 >> EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SPICE 1810 01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:22,789 IN THEIR LIFE. 1811 01:10:41,908 --> 01:10:44,577 HILDEGARD WANTS TO PLAY. 1812 01:10:47,714 --> 01:10:50,082 >> NOTICE I'M WEARING GLASSES, 1813 01:10:50,082 --> 01:10:52,919 AND I'M FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE. 1814 01:10:52,919 --> 01:10:55,221 I DIDN'T DIE IN THIS MOVIE, 1815 01:10:55,221 --> 01:10:56,088 SO I'M DEFINITELY ABOUT 1816 01:10:56,088 --> 01:10:57,790 TO FUCKIN' SCORE. 1817 01:11:05,398 --> 01:11:07,600 AS I WAS GOIN' OVER 1818 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,102 THE DARK AND SCARY MOUNTAINS 1819 01:11:10,102 --> 01:11:12,339 I SAW AN APPARITION 1820 01:11:12,339 --> 01:11:14,874 HIS SOULS A' HE WAS COUNTIN' 1821 01:11:14,874 --> 01:11:17,344 AT FIRST I WAS FRIGHTENED 1822 01:11:17,344 --> 01:11:19,712 AND THEN I STARTED WONDERIN' 1823 01:11:19,712 --> 01:11:21,848 I WATCHED AND WITNESSED 1824 01:11:21,848 --> 01:11:22,949 AS THE SCARECROW 1825 01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:24,351 HE CAME LUMBERIN' 1826 01:11:24,351 --> 01:11:27,354 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 1827 01:11:27,354 --> 01:11:29,789 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1828 01:11:29,789 --> 01:11:31,724 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1829 01:11:31,724 --> 01:11:34,427 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 1830 01:11:37,697 --> 01:11:40,132 HE STOOD UP AND HE ROARED 1831 01:11:40,132 --> 01:11:42,469 I WEPT AND THEN I FLED 1832 01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:44,837 FOR NEVER HAD I FELT 1833 01:11:44,837 --> 01:11:47,374 THE TERROR OF SUCH A MONSTER 1834 01:11:47,374 --> 01:11:49,642 I RAN DOWN TO THE PUB 1835 01:11:49,642 --> 01:11:52,011 BUT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME 1836 01:11:52,011 --> 01:11:54,414 THE DEVIL WAS IN THAT SCARECROW 1837 01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:56,683 AND HE FOUND ME EASY 1838 01:11:56,683 --> 01:11:59,819 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 1839 01:11:59,819 --> 01:12:02,154 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1840 01:12:02,154 --> 01:12:04,123 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1841 01:12:04,123 --> 01:12:07,427 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 1842 01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:12,532 BEING DRUNK AND WEARY 1843 01:12:12,532 --> 01:12:14,901 I FLED INTO THE NIGHT 1844 01:12:14,901 --> 01:12:16,903 I TOOK THE WHISKEY WITH ME 1845 01:12:16,903 --> 01:12:19,672 AND I NEVER KNEW THE DANGER 1846 01:12:19,672 --> 01:12:22,074 A FEW SIPS MAYBE TEN 1847 01:12:22,074 --> 01:12:24,544 AND AFTER ME THE SCARECROW 1848 01:12:24,544 --> 01:12:26,446 I SLIPPED AND DROPPED MY BOTTLE 1849 01:12:26,446 --> 01:12:28,848 AND THAT MONSTER HE PURSUED ME 1850 01:12:28,848 --> 01:12:32,084 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 1851 01:12:32,084 --> 01:12:34,521 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1852 01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:36,623 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1853 01:12:36,623 --> 01:12:39,426 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 1854 01:12:42,529 --> 01:12:44,831 NOW RUNNIN' FOR MY LIFE 1855 01:12:44,831 --> 01:12:47,434 HIS ROARS A WAYS BEHIND ME 1856 01:12:47,434 --> 01:12:49,235 I FOUND ANOTHER PUB 1857 01:12:49,235 --> 01:12:52,104 AND I HID AMONGST THE BARRELS 1858 01:12:52,104 --> 01:12:54,607 I DRANK MYSELF QUITE HEAVY 1859 01:12:54,607 --> 01:12:56,876 BLOCKIN' OUT THE ROARS 1860 01:12:56,876 --> 01:12:59,278 BUT NE'ER WILL I FORGET 1861 01:12:59,278 --> 01:13:01,781 THE DANGERS OF THAT SCARECROW 1862 01:13:01,781 --> 01:13:04,617 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 1863 01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:07,019 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1864 01:13:07,019 --> 01:13:08,955 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 1865 01:13:08,955 --> 01:13:11,691 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 1866 01:13:19,065 --> 01:13:20,600 >> BEHAVE, OR I'LL MAIL 1867 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,569 YOUR PARTS ACROSS THE GLOBE. 1868 01:13:22,569 --> 01:13:22,969 >> DID YOU GET 1869 01:13:22,969 --> 01:13:24,136 ALL THE PARTS, JO? 1870 01:13:24,136 --> 01:13:26,473 >> YEAH, I GOT ALL THE PARTS. 1871 01:13:26,473 --> 01:13:26,939 WE DON'T NEED A MILLION OF 1872 01:13:26,939 --> 01:13:29,742 THOSE THINGS RUNNIN' AROUND. 1873 01:13:29,742 --> 01:13:30,577 >> SURE AM GLAD THE GIRLS WERE 1874 01:13:30,577 --> 01:13:33,312 ABLE TO STOP IT THIS TIME. 1875 01:13:33,312 --> 01:13:35,648 >> YEAH, BECAUSE IT WAS WEAK. 1876 01:13:35,648 --> 01:13:37,584 WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS? 1877 01:13:37,584 --> 01:13:38,150 >> THIS PLACE ISN'T STRONG 1878 01:13:38,150 --> 01:13:41,020 ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE EVIL. 1879 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:42,922 RESTLESS. 1880 01:13:42,922 --> 01:13:43,389 >> WE WON'T BE ABLE 1881 01:13:43,389 --> 01:13:45,257 TO STOP IT NEXT TIME. 1882 01:13:45,257 --> 01:13:46,358 >> WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO 1883 01:13:46,358 --> 01:13:49,095 DO THE BEST WE CAN. 1884 01:13:49,095 --> 01:13:51,263 >> OKAY. 114196