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["Let's Go For It" plays]
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From the day that we met
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Oh, my heart skipped
A beat in my chest
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And I never got over it
So baby
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Let's go for it now
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When we finally kissed
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I leaned in and you
Laughed 'cause I missed
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I got nothing
To show for it
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So baby let's go
For it now
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I might not be
The smoothest guy around
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Or the topic
Of every girl in town
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But I love you
The experts all agree
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And I come with
A lifetime guarantee
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So, if you're
Looking for love
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I can promise when
Push comes to shove
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I won't ever get over it
So baby let's go for it now
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Diggsy.
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Oh, buddy. She's not
the only girl in the world.
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I just feel like I have
wasted my entire life.
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No, no, no, no.
Think of this as a clean slate.
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As a new beginning.
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Okay, I gotta go.
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I better see you
at the reception, okay?
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Suzette would be heartbroken
if you didn't show up.
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There will be free drinks.
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Suzette and her new husband.
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No.
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Hey, it's Suzette.
Leave a message.
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Hey, Suzette. It is Diggsy.
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The guy whose heart
you shit on today.
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I'm sorry-- that...
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...your message,
press one. Otherwise press--
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I should have
come out a long time ago--
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not come out. I could
have asked you to the prom.
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I know I asked you to prom.
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Three times but--
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Like you're the, the sun...
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casting down these warming rays
onto my little...
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cat body
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and I'd just be
drinking up your milk.
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No, I don't--
you don't have milk.
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Hey, you can just--
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don't even listen
to that last message
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cause, uh, just...
having a rough night.
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Here's what
I really want to say.
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All I want is for you
to be happy.
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That's all
I've ever wanted and if you...
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if you found
what you're looking for
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then I'm happy.
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Okay, bye.
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Every time my arm
Reach out for you
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You push them away
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And when I'm caught
Begging for my money
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You're going out to play
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You know you always
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Get your way
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You tell me everything...
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-What--?
-Okay. Don't worry.
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Mm-hmm. You won't find
that around here.
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Mortimer.
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Diggsy.
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Are you, uh...
were you at that wedding?
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No.
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I used to date a woman.
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Her name was Candice.
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Her special talent was sleeping
with my best friend.
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I didn't find out
about this talent
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until the day after
I ate some pepper spray
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disguised as hot chicken and I
had to run home from work to,
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you know, use the bathroom.
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Only to find Candice
straddling my pal, Kenneth.
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It was late at night
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and I was throwing myself
a cheap vodka party
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sitting on the sidewalk
of a busy street.
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Let's just say
my mind wasn't filled
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with unicorns and sunshine.
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Then, she stopped.
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A mystery in a printed dress
wearing combat boots.
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And she handed me this.
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I want to give this to you.
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You don't,
you don't have to keep it.
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You can give it
to somebody else,
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but it looks like
you could use it.
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Best of luck.
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"This key opens doors
to parallel universes."
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"Once you walk through
and close a door,
there's no going back."
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Sorry, that bathroom line
was like forever long
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but I brought you back
a snack.
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Not from the bathroom. From
like a tray with food on it.
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Thank you.
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So, okay, you said
you were about to tell me
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something
"kind of very important."
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I'm writing a book.
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Diggsy, that's great.
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-Yeah.
-What's it about?
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Oh, are there robots in it?
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-No robots this time.
-Damn.
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It's more of like a...
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-romantical-ish-- you know...
-Oh.
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like a-- it's a guy
or a guy that loves this girl
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and it's his first love and--
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A love story, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Mm, that's great.
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That's really great.
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I mean, you've talked about
wanting to write a book
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-since we were in middle school.
-Middle school. Yeah.
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And now you're actually
doing it.
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I'm really proud of you.
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-Thanks.
-I can't wait to read it.
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But there should
be robots in this book.
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-Well, I could put--
-Sorry.
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Can you two move out
of the way, please?
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Because there's this guy
that's trying to challenge me
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to an arm-wrestling match
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and I really would love
to embarrass him in public.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Please take a moment and witness
the stupidity of a man
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as I am about to gently
rip off his arm
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of this frail human. Move.
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Come on!
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You're my favorite plus one.
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-Do you need anything else?
-No.
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I'm, I'm okay. Thank you.
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-Okay. Let me know.
-Okay.
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Oh, good. You're not dead. Why
aren't you answering your phone?
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I, uh, it spent the night
in the fridge. It's been acting
funny ever since.
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Suzette was very disappointed
you didn't come to the reception
last night.
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I expected more of you.
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-Yeah, well.
-You should probably listen
to the voice mails
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I left you though cause
as the night went on
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things got really colorful.
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-What is this?
-Nothing. Thank you.
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No, this is not nothing.
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Another Suzette?
Parallel universes?
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Leave Daphne?
Diggsy, what is this?
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Let's sit and chat.
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Good.
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So, I know
this is gonna sound crazy,
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but this key
supposedly can open any door
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and when you open that door
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you go to a parallel universe.
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-Daphne.
-Do you want to go grab
something to eat
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or see a movie, or just
chill out, or something?
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Just let me explain. Yesterday,
after Suzette's wedding,
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this man approached me.
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He gave me this key.
He seemed to think I needed it.
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I know it sounds crazy.
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Yeah, Digs,
it sounds bad shit insane.
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Some stranger danger
approaches you,
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gives you some magical key
and you believe him?
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That isn't like you, Diggsy.
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Come here. Come here.
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I don't know, Daph--
I just, I need to do something.
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I know.
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Like, I woke up this morning
and I was thinking--
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what if there are
other Suzettes?
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Okay. Okay.
Come on. Let's do it.
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Let's try it.
Yeah, and you know what?
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If it doesn't work then we'll
laugh, we'll forget about it
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and I'll set you up with Amy,
that really cute girl
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-with the round butt
and the eyes?
-Round butt Amy.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Now all you need is a whip.
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Yeah.
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I mean should I call
mom and dad and--
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It's kind of a big decision
to leave everything, right?
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Just get your magic key out
and show me the universe.
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Universes. Whatever.
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Oh, yeah.
I don't think it worked.
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-I'll call round butt Amy.
-No, no.
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Maybe this is how it works.
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It's very underwhelming so...
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-You could come with me.
-Or you could go first.
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Okay, have a great trip.
Love you. Bye.
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All right, Daphne.
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It's not funny. Oh, I mean,
it is kind of funny,
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but it's not funny to me.
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Yes?
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Daphne?
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Daphne? No.
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You have the wrong address.
Now bugger off.
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Well--
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I'll talk to you. What's this?
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Like everything's okay.
It's not.
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Why are you in my office?
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I'm still really pissed at you.
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So? Where were you?
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Where, where, where was I? Um...
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were we supposed to--
no, I'm not.
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What? With you just showing
up at my office
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I was kind of expecting
something like,
"Oh, hey, Suzette.
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How was your baby's
first birthday party
that I totally skipped?"
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To which I would have said,
"It was absolutely magical.
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I had a bounce house,
I had two balloon guys.
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There was this fancy
Mexican ice cream.
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I don't understand it
but it cost a lot of money.
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And you know
what wasn't there? You."
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It was elegant, tasteful,
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which you would know
had you attended.
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I don't...
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I don't know
what to say right now.
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You are a child. I can't.
Just, just go.
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-Well...
-Just go. Leave now.
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-That way.
-Mmm.
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Hey. Oh, hey, buddy,
what are you doing here?
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-Hi. Yeah, I uh--
-So, I was just telling Suzette
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about how you took
the kids to the beach
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and how adorable Scout
was running into the ocean.
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My gosh.
I bet she's gotten so big.
I haven't seen her in forever.
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And the little guy?
I've not even met him yet.
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-So cute. Yeah.
- How's Penelope?
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She's one of those women
you would never know
she had a baby two months ago.
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-But she looks amazing.
- Yeah. I believe it.
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-Of course, she does.
-Oh!
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-Oh, Penelope.
-Hey, babe.
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-Where's Scout?
-Oh, your mom has her
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so I can get a cup of coffee.
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Suzette. It has been
forever since we've seen you.
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I know.
We were just talking about that.
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You look amazing.
Congratulations
on this little cutie.
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Adorable.
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Here you go.
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How are you doing, ladies?
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Good.
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Okay. You know
our kids like to eat, right?
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Shouldn't you be at work?
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Yeah, why don't you
two grab some coffee
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-and hang out and chat with us
for a little bit?
-Yeah.
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Oh, well, I've got to go
to work and make that money.
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So, I'll see you.
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Are you okay, Diggsy?
You kind of seem like
you got punched by a fish.
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A fish? Okay.
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I'm gonna say, bye.
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Hey, you. Something is off.
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I have never
seen this outfit before.
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And, and-- you are,
you are not wearing my cologne.
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That, and, where is
your wedding ring?
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Are you, are you fooling around
on me?
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Are you fooling around on me?
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Is that,
is that what's happening?
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No, I don't think
he is and I'm really sorry...
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-Where are you going?
-...and goodbye.
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What do you mean you
don't think he is--?
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Hi, Suzette, it's Diggsy.
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This is just like a dream
I had once, only you
weren't wearing that tie
248
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,032
and your mustache
was nicer looking.
249
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:33,070
Oh, now what was I saying?
Oh, after you left town last
year I kind of went through
250
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,773
a little bit of rough patch,
but I'm much better now.
251
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:38,542
My friend Lisa, I don't know
if you remember Lisa,
she's been really helpful.
252
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,845
She works at the place
that makes the paper
that goes into books.
253
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:43,547
It's a very special type of
paper. She told me all about it.
254
00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:45,616
That's your seat. You sit there.
255
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,054
She has a little dog named
Hiccup and that dog
makes a noise
256
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:53,023
exactly like a hiccup. I mean,
it's not really a hiccup
257
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,759
because I don't think
that dogs can hiccup.
258
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,729
No, I don't think
that dogs can hiccup.
259
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,198
Oh, then after you left, I
started eating a lot but
260
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,501
then I stopped
and that wasn't good either.
261
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,803
Hmm. What else, what else,
what else, what else?
262
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:08,539
When you filed that restraining
order my mom was so mad at you.
263
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,876
Oh, but I know she'd love
to see you again.
264
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:14,211
Oh! You could come over
and meet my kitten.
265
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:17,114
His name is Mr. Fuzzyface
and he is cute.
266
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,751
Yes, he's so cute. Well, he's
not really a kitten, he's a cat,
267
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:24,021
cause he's five which is 37
in people years so that
makes him older than we are.
268
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,095
Will you excuse me for a moment?
269
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,606
-Hey!
-Ha, ha.
270
00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:43,941
The bathroom's over there.
271
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:47,945
I just gotta...
272
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:05,963
Hi. Are you okay in there?
273
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,164
You're acting kind of funny.
274
00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:14,271
Just-- Um, here.
275
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:15,839
Yes. Huh.
276
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,046
I'm sorry.
Please forgive me.
277
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,948
Have fun at the beach!
278
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,884
Okay.
279
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,890
Hey, you.
280
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:33,991
Diggsy?
281
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,762
What the hell
are you doing in Reykjavik?
282
00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:46,136
Suzette! Hi.
283
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,238
-Hello.
-It's me, Diggsy.
284
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,975
-I'm sorry. Have we met before?
-What?
285
00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,611
-Want to go have a drink?
-Yes.
286
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:56,280
Oh, since you're here can you
put some sunscreen on my back?
287
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,616
Yeah.
288
00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,217
Mm-mmm.
289
00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:02,219
Oh. Shoot.
290
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,723
Your daddy
isn't really good at...
291
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:09,193
What is happening?
292
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:12,963
-Let's go.
-Hey, you. I didn't know
you were coming.
293
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:20,237
Abbi, do you have any lotion?
I've got this weird rash on--
294
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:23,741
oh, hey, uh,
it's not that weird.
295
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:39,256
-That was quick.
-What the hell?
296
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,862
You know I gotta go.
297
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:47,297
-Where are you going?
-Just, uh...
298
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,400
get a thing.
299
00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:06,050
I'm sorry
but I had a whole lot of drinks
and now I have to tinkle.
300
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:08,986
- Tinkle?
-Yeah.
301
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,387
It's okay.
302
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,456
Just don't be long.
303
00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:20,831
Suzette, I gotta means I gotta.
304
00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:28,005
Mm. Go. Go. Go. Go.
305
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:31,008
-Uh...
-Go.
306
00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:54,064
Oh.
307
00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:59,803
No. No, no, no. No!
308
00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:04,374
I gotta. Ugh. Oh.
309
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:30,367
-Hey, you want the usual?
-Sure. Thank you.
310
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:35,405
-For here?
-Uh, yeah. Sounds good.
311
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,080
I'll add it to your tab.
312
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,516
Tab. Yeah. Ha.
313
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,787
Do one of these.
314
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,224
Well.
315
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,395
Thank you.
316
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:09,439
Okay. So, a few things.
One, you act like
you don't know who I am
317
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:13,243
which is really strange. Two,
we joke about having tabs here
318
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,412
but we really don't have tabs
here. And you know--
319
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,483
you're walking
into the store as we speak.
320
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,821
Don't go anywhere.
321
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,394
-Hey.
-Hey. How are you?
322
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:33,130
-Um, want the usual?
-Yes. One usual.
323
00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:35,899
Great. To go?
324
00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:39,603
Uh, yes, thank you.
Got a big meeting
325
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,873
-and gotta get my caffeine.
-Mm-hmm.
326
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,213
- It's good to see you.
-Good to see you too.
327
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,115
Okay.
328
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,396
Who are you?
Are you a twin?
329
00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,899
-No.
-Are you a clone?
330
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:11,301
-Are you an alien?
-Just, we're--
331
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:14,137
no, none of those
and it's kind of...
332
00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,573
-ridiculous, uh...
-I'm Gwyneth.
333
00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,979
-Diggsy.
-I know.
334
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:26,984
So, if you're not him
and you're not a pod person.
335
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,219
Who are you?
336
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,189
Oh, customer.
337
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,892
Look, I'm about to be done
with my shift
338
00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,561
and I would love for you to
explain all of this to me. Cool?
339
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:45,102
-Cool.
-Sweet. Be back, right. Oh.
340
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:49,273
So, let's say you find
this girl. Then what?
341
00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,141
What do you mean?
342
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:54,111
I mean is that
really the grand prize?
343
00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,179
You have this unbelievable
opportunity.
344
00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:58,548
Do you really want to waste
this awesomeness on some girl?
345
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:02,152
Some girl
you don't even really know.
What was her name again?
346
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,121
Suzette.
347
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:06,456
Right. Her, but like, okay,
348
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:10,060
I get you knew
this first Suzette but like all
these other Suzettes
349
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:12,195
could be complete Bobbilobbers.
350
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:14,264
What's a Bobbilobber?
351
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,532
A crazy person.
352
00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,468
Right. Okay.
353
00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:20,604
What now?
354
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,407
I don't know. Uh...
355
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,077
tell me about yourself?
356
00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,348
I lived in Russia for a while.
357
00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:33,984
Really? Do you speak it?
358
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,088
-What does that mean?
359
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,156
I hate the name Gwen.
360
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:42,459
I love animals
but I would never have a pet.
361
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:46,029
And I'm not afraid
to experience new things.
362
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:51,168
I actually have an 18-year-old
bourbon at the house
that I've been dying to open.
363
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,536
Want to try it with me?
364
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,406
Uh, uh--
365
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,610
Yes?
366
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:06,450
Make yourself at home.
367
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:24,568
Thanks.
368
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:31,074
Sorry, I just-- I hate
my coffee making clothes.
369
00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:33,110
I actually prefer
minimum clothing but...
370
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,246
I thought I should keep it
family friendly for your sake.
371
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,647
Well, you don't have to--
372
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:42,319
I mean, like, you know if
you're comfortable with the--
373
00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:57,418
Can I be forward?
374
00:33:57,419 --> 00:33:58,602
I think you've proven
you can be, yes.
375
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:12,716
Have you ever played
strip karaoke?
376
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:16,186
-No.
377
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:17,687
She's walking
Down the road and
378
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:20,357
She's finding it hard to--
379
00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:21,792
I don't know.
380
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,163
-I won!
-All right.
381
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:29,132
Night outside we duck--
382
00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,301
Gee!
383
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,603
It's kind of...
384
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,739
That's a repeat.
You didn't do it.
385
00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,747
Scrabble.
386
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,782
All right,
your number is a lucky number.
387
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:52,456
Hey. I got nothing.
388
00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:56,126
-There.
-I'm really ticklish.
389
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,260
I know.
390
00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,232
Ah, yeah.
391
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,335
I'm just-- Where does it go?
392
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,270
Like the empire state building.
393
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,740
Argh. Ah!
394
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,375
Okay, so what happened?
395
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,811
I'm not exactly sure.
396
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:51,781
I mean, I remember a few things.
397
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,917
Hey
Scrabble.
398
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:57,187
-Having a creative--
-I'm gonna sing all
the songs right.
399
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,259
I remember a tongue in my mouth.
400
00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:06,730
Mm. You hungry?
401
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,833
Oh.
402
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,407
-Wait, what's this?
-What are you talking about?
403
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,242
You said we were going to watch
The Matrix .
404
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:20,810
This is The Matrix .
405
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,345
Will Smith
isn't in The Matrix .
406
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,813
Yeah, he is. He's Neo.
407
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,482
I've seen this movie
like ten times
408
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,184
and that is definitely
Will Smith.
409
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,621
Wait, does someone else
play Neo in your universe?
410
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,523
Keanu Reeves.
411
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,526
Ted from Bill and Ted's
Excellent Time Machine?
412
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:40,597
Huh. No way.
413
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:42,465
Way.
414
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:54,344
What?
415
00:36:56,982 --> 00:37:01,751
I don't know I just,
I have so many questions.
416
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:05,488
Like what?
417
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:10,560
How about
you just tell me a story?
418
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:25,976
So, Daphne and Suzette were
419
00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:29,012
best friends
since we were young.
420
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:32,515
So Suzette was over
at our house all the time.
421
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,854
And every time she'd sleep over,
I thought that was the night,
422
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,556
you know, that she would...
423
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:41,925
kiss me.
424
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:45,929
That she and Daphne would be
watching a movie and that--
425
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,432
just go to bed.
426
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,402
She was really nice,
427
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:54,771
so fun,
428
00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:58,441
flirty even--
429
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,380
nothing ever happened.
430
00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:07,717
Maybe you should have
just kissed her?
431
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,026
Yeah. Maybe.
432
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:22,992
Hello?
433
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,064
Oh, I'm sorry. I, I--
434
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:34,571
Diggsy?
435
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:36,840
Hey, Daph.
436
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,948
Uh, how is this possible?
437
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,117
I mean I know it's odd but--
438
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:50,887
Odd? Diggsy, you're dead.
439
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,762
Hey, Daph, I'm sorry--
just let me explain.
440
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,637
So, you're like my Diggsy,
441
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:10,440
except that you're here
and you're alive.
442
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,175
Yes. Sounds about right.
443
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:16,946
Um, you, you and other me...
444
00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:18,982
Best friends.
445
00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,788
So, you just left me all alone.
446
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,758
I've thought about it
every day since I left.
447
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,496
How long has it been?
448
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,501
I don't know anymore.
449
00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:48,945
So how does it work?
450
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,551
Well, I don't know
what dictates it,
451
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,553
but for our purposes,
452
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:02,459
let's just say that every time
someone makes a decision
453
00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:07,931
there's a split.
And now there's two people
in parallel universes,
454
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,201
one who dated the girl
and one who didn't.
455
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:17,507
And there are an infinite number
of these possibilities
456
00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:21,177
and I have a key that lets me
bounce, boom, boom, boom, boom--
457
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:23,079
from one universe to the next.
458
00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,981
But the thing is
there's versions of us,
459
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:29,252
me, you, possibly
in all of these universes.
460
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:40,763
Huh. Okay, and, and-- so you
did all of this to find Suzette?
461
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:42,065
Suzette Larking?
462
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,033
-So, she's here?
-Yeah, yeah,
463
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,870
but she's not for you.
Trust me.
464
00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:49,038
So, she's not your friend?
465
00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:53,910
N-no, no. I don't, I don't know
what version Suzette you know,
466
00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:57,747
but the Suzette here
is a complete bitch.
467
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,683
Really?
468
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,018
Yeah.
469
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,982
Good morning.
470
00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:36,085
So, I thought--
471
00:42:42,294 --> 00:42:43,960
Does this mean
you're leaving me?
472
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,599
You don't have to leave.
473
00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:53,202
The longer I stay the more
it will hurt to leave.
474
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:56,940
You don't have to leave because
of some trampy whore kitten.
475
00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:59,909
You don't have to leave.
There's no other Diggsy here.
476
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:03,012
I have so many,
so many wonderful friends
477
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,281
that you would love
and they would love you.
478
00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:06,916
It's easier this way.
479
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:08,785
Like ripping off a Band-Aid.
480
00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:13,222
No. No, no.
Diggsy, no. Diggsy.
481
00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:18,161
Diggsy, don't leave me.
482
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,297
Okay, okay.
483
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,634
Daphne.
484
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,033
Do you have to?
485
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,276
Don't you-- Oh.
486
00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:35,204
Daphne.
487
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:41,344
We can't go back. Can we?
488
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,150
I'm so sorry.
489
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,954
We can't go back.
490
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:57,694
No.
491
00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:03,866
Okay. Okay.
492
00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:09,272
You just-- Damn it!
493
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,919
I'm so sorry.
494
00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:39,001
But you--
495
00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:54,984
I cannot believe you took a
shower in that stranger's house
496
00:45:54,986 --> 00:45:57,386
-and took her clothes.
-Well, I needed a shower
497
00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:59,322
and I needed some clothes so.
498
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,392
Daph, I'm...
499
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,261
So, how does it work? Um...
500
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,196
what do you do?
You say magic words
501
00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:09,999
-and then we're...
-No, I just open doors
502
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,768
and sometimes I see people.
503
00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:16,539
-You mean like
my college roommate, Penelope?
-That's kind of specific but--
504
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:19,542
No, no. There's my college
roommate, Penelope.
505
00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:23,513
Daphne! Hi! Mm! Mm.
506
00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:33,389
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Friendly.
507
00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:37,393
I thought you weren't getting
into town until Friday.
508
00:46:37,395 --> 00:46:39,796
I love it when you surprise me!
509
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:42,899
Do you know Diggsy?
510
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:47,804
-Of course, I do. So silly.
-Yes. Right.
511
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,338
-Hey, Diggsy.
-Hi.
512
00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:51,374
How's Suzette?
513
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:58,848
Oh, she's, um, f-f-finding--
she's, she's good.
514
00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,852
Great. That's great.
515
00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:05,054
I'm so glad you're back, Bear.
516
00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:09,358
Hey, why-- why is your hair wet?
517
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,061
Were you just--
were you just up at my place?
518
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:14,130
Oh, I don't know.
Are these your clothes?
519
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:18,000
No-- Yeah, okay.
520
00:47:20,071 --> 00:47:22,905
You're so silly, Daphebear.
521
00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:25,408
I'm so glad
I got to see you early.
522
00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:27,310
I'm gonna text you about dinner.
523
00:47:27,312 --> 00:47:29,445
I have to run
to this meeting now.
524
00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:32,481
-What a fun surprise!
-Yeah.
525
00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:38,321
Mwah, mwah. Bye. Bye, Diggsy.
526
00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:39,922
-Bye.
-Bye.
527
00:47:39,924 --> 00:47:41,224
Bye.
528
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:47,997
-What was that?
-I, uh, it's
529
00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:50,867
like Daphne did
some experimenting in college.
530
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,636
Sure. Sure.
Yeah, well, that was, uh...
531
00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:57,406
-you know?
-I know.
532
00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:00,076
Okay. Okay, well, we have to go.
533
00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,512
But did you hear what
she said about the, uh...
534
00:48:03,514 --> 00:48:05,648
Yes, but that means
that Suzette's already taken.
535
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,984
So, we're no good here.
Let's go. Let's go.
536
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:09,886
Get a key. Get a door.
Find a door, find a key.
537
00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:11,921
-But-- yeah. Oh, okay.
538
00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:16,025
Everybody's looking
For a prize now
539
00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:24,233
Hoping that they won't
Ever be left out
540
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:32,341
They're looking in the sky
And watch it falling down
541
00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:40,182
So, everybody
Open up your eyes
542
00:48:40,184 --> 00:48:43,252
Your eyes closed
543
00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:49,158
Oh, Oh, oh
544
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:57,400
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh
545
00:48:59,671 --> 00:49:04,307
Oh, Oh, oh
546
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:13,950
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh
547
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:23,693
Why Suzette?
548
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,302
There was this moment.
549
00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:37,073
We were playing
hide and seek after school
550
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:40,242
when she took my hand,
551
00:49:42,046 --> 00:49:43,713
led me behind these bushes,
552
00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:48,084
and we were just laughing,
553
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,353
and waiting to be found.
554
00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:54,490
And she pushed a chunk of hair
behind her ear
555
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:57,626
and smiled at me
and that was it.
556
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,699
My life has been filled
with moments like that.
557
00:50:03,701 --> 00:50:07,570
Moments where I felt so close
to getting what I want.
558
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,241
But in the end,
she married someone else.
559
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:15,745
Now I have another chance.
560
00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,750
I know, it sounds stupid, right?
561
00:50:20,752 --> 00:50:23,285
No. No, it's not stupid,
it's sweet.
562
00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:25,154
It's really sweet.
563
00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,764
Can I tell you something
and you won't judge me?
564
00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:36,732
Sure.
565
00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:43,372
I can't stop thinking
about how soft
Penelope's tongue was.
566
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,575
I mean are all girl's tongues
that soft?
567
00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:51,380
You are a girl so you have
a girl's tongue in your mouth.
568
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,282
So, you should know, right?
569
00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:56,152
It's pretty much impossible
to know
570
00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:58,387
if your own tongue is soft.
I mean, do you know?
571
00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:03,592
-Do you?
-Sorry-- just-- Hey,
572
00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:08,464
I was married to Penelope
in one of the universes.
573
00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:10,800
-Did you kiss her?
-No.
574
00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:12,535
Huh. Damn.
575
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:15,104
Then I would know
if it's just her tongue
576
00:51:15,106 --> 00:51:18,574
that's that soft or if
all girl's tongues are soft.
577
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,277
Would that change
things for you?
578
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:25,181
No, no,
I don't think so. I just--
579
00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:31,153
her tongue
was just unexpectedly soft.
580
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:32,855
Great.
581
00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:49,438
-No, no.
-Oh!
582
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:59,148
Oh! Drinks, drinks,
drinks, drinks.
583
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:00,783
Daph...
584
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,186
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
585
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,355
I don't think
we should be here.
586
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,225
Can you just relax?
Just for a moment
587
00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:10,893
and just have some fun?
Please?
588
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,229
Great.
I'm gonna go find a costume.
589
00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:14,897
Whoa, whoa, no, Daphne get--
590
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:27,176
Excuse me, ladies.
591
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,287
Thought that we lost it
592
00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:44,727
It really looks like another
key. We never really even knew--
593
00:52:44,729 --> 00:52:48,564
Oh, Diggsy! I've been telling
everyone about our adventure,
the key and everything.
594
00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:51,333
Let me introduce you.
This is Franklin and Kyle.
595
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,235
-They're my new friends.
-Sounds cool. Can we see it?
596
00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:54,870
Yeah, man,
show us how it works.
597
00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:57,406
I don't know
what she's talking about.
598
00:52:57,408 --> 00:53:00,476
She says some crazy things
when she's been drinking.
599
00:53:00,478 --> 00:53:03,345
What? What? Diggsy!
600
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:06,315
It's mine now.
601
00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:12,188
Hey, man, you should have
just shown me the key.
602
00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:14,924
See, now, everybody's watching
and it got all weird.
603
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:20,829
-No.
-I want to see how it works.
604
00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:24,600
- Ooh.
- Yeah...
605
00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:26,702
-Uh...
606
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,271
The back of the building.
607
00:53:29,273 --> 00:53:30,906
Impressive. I'm blown away.
608
00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,474
-Yeah.
-Yeah, nothing to see.
609
00:53:32,476 --> 00:53:33,842
-Try it again.
-Try it again.
610
00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:35,344
Try it again.
611
00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:41,817
Look at this. This is amazing.
The back of...
612
00:53:43,421 --> 00:53:45,221
the building.
613
00:53:48,426 --> 00:53:50,292
Yeah. Okay, here we go.
614
00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,828
No, no, no.
615
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:01,303
Huh.
616
00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:08,277
You're gonna bring him back,
right?
617
00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:14,817
He's got my keys.
618
00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:44,513
Oh, you two look like you need
a drink. What can I get you?
619
00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:47,650
We also have
our world famous uber teeny tots
which are shitty.
620
00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:55,408
Wait.
621
00:54:55,409 --> 00:54:57,493
Daphne Ellston?
Holy shit!
622
00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:01,430
What-- uh-- When was
the last time I saw you?
623
00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:03,399
It was the junior year
of high school? Is that right?
624
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:05,701
I don't know. Yes?
Is it? I don't--
625
00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:08,070
Yeah, yeah, damn, how are you?
626
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:13,375
I'm great.
You, I, I love this look
627
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:16,979
-that you have going on.
-Well, you look amazing.
628
00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:20,683
Thank you.
Oh, you know Diggsy, my brother.
629
00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:24,086
-This is my brother, Diggsy.
-Diggsy! I totally remember you.
630
00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:26,055
I kind of had a crush
on you back in the day.
631
00:55:26,057 --> 00:55:29,058
You look different
but you're sexy.
632
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:34,330
Oh, good. Yeah, you're great
look-- Very good looking.
633
00:55:34,332 --> 00:55:36,365
You look good, today.
634
00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:40,102
This is great.
What are you guys doing?
635
00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:42,938
You want to go grab drinks,
go out, catch up?
636
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:45,641
-Okay.
-Yes. Total--
we, we're super-chill,
637
00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:48,544
open, relaxed, so yeah, right?
638
00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:50,579
-Love all-- yeah, it's good.
-Yeah.
639
00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:52,381
Okay, you two stay right there.
640
00:55:52,383 --> 00:55:54,116
I'm gonna go grab
some shots to celebrate.
641
00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:58,587
-What was that?
-What?
642
00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:01,023
You were
like totally flirty with--
643
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,926
-flirter pants with her.
-What are you talking?
No, I wasn't.
644
00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:06,462
What about you?
What happened to your words?
645
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:08,630
Did you lose them?
Did you forget how to speak?
646
00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:10,666
No-- she's...
647
00:56:10,668 --> 00:56:13,569
Okay, I call this one,
"Sorry about tomorrow."
648
00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:15,070
Okay.
649
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:29,418
So, you said
you were going on an adventure.
650
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:31,587
That sounds awesome.
Where are you going?
651
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:36,091
Oh, um, open ended.
Right, Diggsy?
652
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:38,794
We're just out
exploring the universe.
653
00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:40,496
Wow. The universe.
654
00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:43,132
-That's awesome.
-You're awesome.
655
00:56:43,134 --> 00:56:44,933
-Yeah.
-I love it.
656
00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:49,638
So, the last guy I dated,
total waste of oxygen.
657
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,075
A loser. All he wanted to do was
stay home and play video games.
658
00:56:54,412 --> 00:56:58,680
I know. And I was like,
"Hello, have you seen this?
659
00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:01,850
-It's nice."
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
660
00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:05,721
So, no recent girlfriends.
661
00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,990
I find that
very hard to believe.
662
00:57:08,659 --> 00:57:11,760
Oh, well, he, he's been in love
with the same girl
663
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:13,996
since like when he was
in diapers or something.
664
00:57:13,998 --> 00:57:16,999
Mm, she must be special.
What's her name?
665
00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:20,569
Sue-vie. Suvi.
666
00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:22,171
It's different.
667
00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:25,607
-She's awesome.
- Yeah.
668
00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:30,779
I don't really
Wanna say good night...
669
00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:32,781
You guys want to come back
to my place?
670
00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:40,155
-Yeah.
- Falling fast for you
671
00:57:40,157 --> 00:57:43,759
I'm falling deep
672
00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,961
This is all just a dream
673
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,996
And please
Don't wake me up
674
00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:50,599
And up we go
675
00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:53,669
Let's take the leap
676
00:57:54,038 --> 00:57:55,938
We've got nothing to lose
677
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,040
Baby, it's just you and me
678
00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:00,509
I know you feel the same
679
00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:03,011
This doesn't
Happen every day
680
00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:06,982
So, if you feel the same
Baby let me know it
681
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,551
Wait just a minute
682
00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:12,621
Stay another minute now
683
00:58:12,623 --> 00:58:15,624
I don't really want
To say goodnight
684
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,793
I don't really want
To say goodnight
685
00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:19,962
Wait just minute now
686
00:58:19,964 --> 00:58:22,898
Baby, I'm in it now
687
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:25,601
I don't really want
To say goodnight
688
00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:27,870
I don't really want
To say goodnight
689
00:58:27,872 --> 00:58:29,738
Wait just a minute
690
00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:32,040
Now wait just minute
691
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:34,943
Now wait just a minute now
692
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:37,246
Wait, wait just a minute
693
00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:39,982
Wait just a minute now
694
00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:42,184
Stay another minute now
695
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:45,187
I don't really want
To say goodnight
696
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:48,090
I don't really want
To say...
697
00:58:54,765 --> 00:58:56,532
So, um...
698
00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:59,301
things are kind of weird.
699
00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:02,671
You remember the, you remember
how we talked about tongues,
700
00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:05,140
the tongue thing
that we talked about? Yeah,
701
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,208
so, um...
702
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:11,580
so I now know
what a girl's tongue feels like
703
00:59:11,582 --> 00:59:12,748
and it is soft.
704
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,153
You saying you kissed her?
705
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,724
I'm so-- Oh,
man, Diggsy, I'm so sorry.
706
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:25,561
It just happened. I mean
it just, it just happened.
707
00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:28,063
And, and now I-- Oh, my God!
708
00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:30,666
I connected with her in a way
I've never connected before.
709
00:59:30,668 --> 00:59:34,069
Ever. It's like chemistry
and magic and love
710
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:37,873
and math and all this goodness
just wrapped up into a ball.
711
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,641
And you just
met her yesterday.
712
00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:45,247
Yeah. But-- but you know,
being someone who left
713
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,349
his entire life
in search of a girl--
714
00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:49,851
Yeah, to find her. Her.
715
00:59:50,321 --> 00:59:52,154
I know. Um...
716
00:59:53,624 --> 00:59:56,091
I just feel like if anyone would
understand the concept
717
00:59:56,093 --> 01:00:00,262
of love just sinking
its teeth into you,
718
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:02,064
you know, it would be you.
719
01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:07,636
Diggsy, I feel
terrible about it, I do.
720
01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:10,072
I never meant for this
to happen, you know?
721
01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:11,773
Well...
722
01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:19,848
-Hey, Diggsy.
-Hi.
723
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:21,149
Daphne told me everything.
724
01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:24,086
And, uh, I know you guys
are nomads right now,
725
01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:27,055
but if you wanted to just chill
here for a little while and...
726
01:00:27,057 --> 01:00:29,691
-Yes?
-We'd love-- Yes. Right?
727
01:00:29,693 --> 01:00:30,659
Cool.
728
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,196
Great.
729
01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:23,011
I am gonna miss you
like crazy.
730
01:01:26,950 --> 01:01:28,750
Are you sure about this?
731
01:01:30,888 --> 01:01:33,188
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.
732
01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:35,774
Yeah.
733
01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:36,691
-You take care of her.
-Mm-hmm.
734
01:01:36,694 --> 01:01:37,859
Okay.
735
01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,903
-I love you, Daphne.
-I love you too.
736
01:03:25,869 --> 01:03:28,870
-Hi, Diggsy.
-Hey.
737
01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:53,562
It's been a few years, huh?
738
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,567
What made you decide
to finally stop by?
739
01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:02,537
That's okay,
you don't have to say anything,
740
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,474
especially after all those
phone calls you never returned.
741
01:04:09,947 --> 01:04:11,513
Oh, I'm sorry.
742
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,883
It's been a rough year.
743
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,954
I'm actually glad to see you.
744
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:22,490
I'm not who you think I am.
745
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:24,893
-No?
-No.
746
01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:27,395
Then who are you?
747
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,133
Well, I'm Diggsy,
748
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:36,004
but not the Diggsy
that you remember.
749
01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:42,177
I've come from a parallel
universe to find you.
750
01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:45,914
It's a quest of sorts.
751
01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:48,550
A quest? You're a knight?
752
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,218
No.
753
01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:57,659
But I've been searching
for a version of you
754
01:04:57,661 --> 01:05:01,596
who might be interested in me
755
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,235
because I've loved you
my whole life.
756
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,575
I don't know what this is,
Diggsy.
757
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:17,512
I'm not really feeling
very well.
758
01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:21,416
So, I don't think
I can help you with whatever...
759
01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:25,553
crisis you seem
to be going through.
760
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:30,959
And I don't-- I have no idea
what you're going through
761
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:35,931
and I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
762
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,477
Can't remember the last time
you said something like that.
763
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,620
Let me see your arm.
764
01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:11,599
You used to have a tattoo
of a kitten right here.
765
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:27,015
I met Suzette when I was nine.
766
01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:30,085
And she...
767
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:43,331
Diggsy, that girl you're looking
for, she isn't real.
768
01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:48,203
I mean, what if I'm
the perfect version of Suzette?
769
01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:51,272
You could be.
770
01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:53,074
Diggsy,
771
01:06:54,644 --> 01:06:57,178
I'm not gonna be here
much longer.
772
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:06,788
You need to figure out
what's really important.
773
01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:12,360
And I'll give you a hint.
It's not me.
774
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:29,244
Just promise me
you won't be a tourist.
775
01:07:46,096 --> 01:07:52,167
Holding on to you so tight
776
01:07:53,270 --> 01:08:00,241
Darkness leaves
When you're nearby
777
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:05,180
To love you is life
778
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:12,153
To love you is life
779
01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:20,662
Hope you'll never go away
780
01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:27,735
Words I think
But cannot say
781
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:33,508
To love you is life
782
01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:40,748
I'll love you for life
783
01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:49,324
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
784
01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:56,131
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
785
01:08:57,534 --> 01:09:02,637
I'll love you for life
786
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,717
-Oops.
-Shit, I'm sorry.
787
01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:19,420
-I shouldn't have said 'shit.'
-It's okay.
788
01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:21,489
Sorry about
that as well. Oh,
789
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:23,725
could I get past you?
I'm late for work.
790
01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:25,627
-Sorry.
-
791
01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:28,196
Sorry.
792
01:09:54,591 --> 01:09:55,890
Do I know you or something?
793
01:09:55,892 --> 01:09:59,827
You remind me of someone.
794
01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:02,564
Really? Tell me about her.
795
01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:05,500
-And it's a her, right?
-Yes.
796
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:10,271
-It's kind of a long story so...
-Well...
797
01:10:11,841 --> 01:10:15,843
you've come to the right place
because I am a long story
listening specialist.
798
01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:18,379
-Okay.
-I'm Gwyneth.
799
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:19,881
Diggsy.
800
01:10:38,401 --> 01:10:39,667
Watch this.
801
01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:47,842
That's my bedroom.
802
01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,777
Yeah, but,
but it's not really.
803
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:51,980
And if you go in
you can't come back.
804
01:10:54,985 --> 01:10:56,618
Hmm.
805
01:11:12,002 --> 01:11:13,268
Will you unzip me?
806
01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:28,783
I have an 18-year-old bourbon
that I've been saving
for a special occasion.
807
01:11:31,655 --> 01:11:33,421
This is special, right?
808
01:11:35,025 --> 01:11:35,990
Yeah.
809
01:11:41,898 --> 01:11:42,864
Mm.
810
01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:45,433
That's nice.
811
01:11:46,403 --> 01:11:47,802
It's even better
this time around.
812
01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:49,671
What?
813
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,373
You've done this before?
814
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:56,377
I thought you said this
whole thing wasn't time travel.
815
01:11:57,414 --> 01:11:58,379
It's not.
816
01:11:59,082 --> 01:12:02,817
Some people are just themselves.
817
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,956
So, what happened the first time
you drank bourbon with me?
818
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,327
We built a tower
out of snack cakes.
819
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,463
That sounds about right.
820
01:14:58,595 --> 01:14:59,794
What are you doing?
821
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:03,698
If I'm gonna stay
I should get a job, right?
822
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:05,533
What are you looking for?
823
01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:08,803
-I don't know.
-You can
824
01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,205
come work at the coffee shop
with me.
825
01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:15,676
Hmm. Yeah.
It could be fun.
826
01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:18,613
Cool.
827
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,187
So, uh, who's that guy?
828
01:15:27,891 --> 01:15:30,625
Oh, that's Kiril.
829
01:15:31,261 --> 01:15:35,296
He works here. We used
to date, but it's cool.
830
01:15:38,568 --> 01:15:41,636
Does he usually just stand
there and brood?
831
01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:44,805
Only sometimes.
832
01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:48,576
I think he heard me.
833
01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:51,112
I'm watching you.
834
01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:04,692
You've thought about what
you want to do with the key?
835
01:16:09,098 --> 01:16:10,831
I'm thinking
about giving it to someone.
836
01:16:11,768 --> 01:16:14,735
-Who?
-No idea.
837
01:16:15,638 --> 01:16:17,939
-You got someone in mind?
-I don't know. I mean...
838
01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:21,108
-we could use it.
-Yeah, maybe.
839
01:16:22,045 --> 01:16:23,344
Not right now though.
840
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:25,646
I like this.
841
01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:29,784
Me too.
842
01:17:09,192 --> 01:17:10,658
Hey. Uh...
843
01:17:13,997 --> 01:17:18,165
did I tell you I'm thinking
about writing a book
about my journey?
844
01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:20,768
Hmm. I like that idea.
845
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:21,902
Yeah.
846
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:24,705
Will I be in it?
847
01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:29,877
Hmm. It's gonna be hard
to fit you in.
848
01:17:31,914 --> 01:17:34,315
-Of course.
-Good.
849
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:38,419
Now love is tragic
850
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:43,024
Who says it's so?
851
01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:47,728
You wield your magic
852
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:51,032
As my heart explodes
853
01:17:51,034 --> 01:17:53,668
So, my mama kitty
had three little kittens.
854
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:55,169
You want one, yes?
855
01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:58,806
Oh, I'd, um, Kiril, I'm not...
856
01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:01,442
It's Kiril. Key-real.
857
01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:03,277
Uh. Right.
858
01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:06,947
-We'll talk later.
-Okay.
859
01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:13,120
Diggsy?
860
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:15,322
Suzette.
861
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:21,262
Hi. How are you?
Uh, what are you doing here?
862
01:18:22,799 --> 01:18:24,965
Uh, I work here.
863
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:28,335
Yeah. I can tell.
864
01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:32,039
You look great.
865
01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,874
You look good too.
866
01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:36,444
Thanks.
867
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,234
Um...
868
01:18:43,235 --> 01:18:45,719
okay, I've thought a lot about
what I was gonna say when I--
869
01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:47,788
or if I saw you and uh,
870
01:18:47,790 --> 01:18:50,057
I think I even
wrote a speech which is--
871
01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:53,327
that's embarrassing
to say out loud. Uh...
872
01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,764
but basically it was just, um...
873
01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:03,437
your birthmark is gone.
874
01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:10,144
Well, I just, you know,
had it-- uh...
875
01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:17,384
It was right here.
876
01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:25,893
Diggsy, what's going on?
877
01:19:27,363 --> 01:19:29,263
Uh...
878
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:33,768
Okay, well why don't we
go grab a drink
879
01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:37,037
and you can tell me why
you're acting so strange.
880
01:19:37,039 --> 01:19:40,107
I, I, I don't know if, uh--
881
01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:44,345
Diggsy, I know you. I...
882
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:47,081
I...
883
01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:55,356
Okay, let's do drinks.
884
01:19:56,526 --> 01:19:59,527
Okay, uh, great, drinks.
885
01:19:59,529 --> 01:20:04,265
Um, say eight o'clock tonight,
the Frisky Niblet?
886
01:20:04,267 --> 01:20:05,866
Sure. Yeah.
887
01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:10,571
Cool. Okay,
I will see you--
888
01:20:10,573 --> 01:20:13,808
oh, and while I'm here--
I'll have a cookie.
889
01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,409
Okay.
890
01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:19,313
-Yeah. It looks good.
-All right. See you.
891
01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:26,187
I can't stay away from you
892
01:20:27,557 --> 01:20:30,257
-Hey.
-Hi.
893
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:33,460
-You okay?
-Yeah.
894
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:42,536
You look at me, beckoning
895
01:20:43,906 --> 01:20:48,342
So, I'll be over soon
896
01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:55,983
So, you left
everything for me?
897
01:20:55,985 --> 01:20:59,620
Well, you know,
not you, you. But yeah.
898
01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:02,489
Okay.
899
01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:09,163
What about your wife?
900
01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:10,998
I'm not married.
901
01:21:11,534 --> 01:21:13,133
-Right.
-Right.
902
01:21:13,135 --> 01:21:15,069
-Yeah.
-He's still married
903
01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:17,471
and probably having dinner
with her right now.
904
01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:23,611
You're just so much like him.
905
01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:29,149
Do you think we share
any of the same memories?
906
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:33,153
Uh... Maybe. Like what?
907
01:21:34,423 --> 01:21:36,123
Mmm... Let me think.
908
01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:40,394
Okay, it's your twenty-fifth
birthday party,
909
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:43,631
we were very drunk, we were
dancing, we started making out--
910
01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:46,066
-I never kissed my Suzette.
-Oh.
911
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,569
Although I did make out
with one, though.
912
01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:55,943
Okay, I got another one.
913
01:22:00,383 --> 01:22:04,184
We were playing hide and go seek
and I grabbed your hand
914
01:22:04,186 --> 01:22:07,154
-and I pull you into the bushes.
-Yeah, I got that one.
915
01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,461
It's one of my favorites.
916
01:22:17,466 --> 01:22:21,035
Sun will rise
917
01:22:21,037 --> 01:22:23,537
The stars will shine
918
01:22:25,174 --> 01:22:29,476
You will find me
Loving you
919
01:22:32,515 --> 01:22:37,117
You know
I'll be loving you
920
01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:43,123
Hey, sweetie.
How was your night out?
921
01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,093
It's good.
922
01:22:47,096 --> 01:22:48,562
I'm glad you're making friends.
923
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:51,999
Yeah.
924
01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:54,635
What are you reading?
925
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,203
It's an article on robots.
926
01:22:57,306 --> 01:23:00,107
Did you know that most robots
don't have lips?
927
01:23:12,054 --> 01:23:14,288
Before we start
anything too spicy--
928
01:23:14,991 --> 01:23:16,457
I've something special for you.
929
01:23:17,426 --> 01:23:18,392
Okay.
930
01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:40,147
Hey.
931
01:23:42,418 --> 01:23:43,450
Can we talk for a sec?
932
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:55,095
So, um...
933
01:23:55,664 --> 01:24:00,067
something I didn't mention
earlier--
934
01:24:01,037 --> 01:24:02,202
wow...
935
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:06,807
my Diggsy and I,
we were pretty serious.
936
01:24:09,178 --> 01:24:12,713
We were engaged,
actually, and I ended it.
937
01:24:16,352 --> 01:24:18,419
And I've regretted
it ever since.
938
01:24:24,293 --> 01:24:27,728
Diggsy,
I know that it wasn't me you
were looking for specifically
939
01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:30,764
but what if it was?
940
01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:34,501
You know, me?
941
01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:39,506
What if I'm the girl
that you've been looking for
your whole life?
942
01:24:42,078 --> 01:24:44,244
Look what I got
at the store today.
943
01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:51,752
Is...
944
01:24:53,122 --> 01:24:54,154
Is this Suzette?
945
01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:57,357
Were you out with her tonight?
946
01:24:57,793 --> 01:24:59,693
She came by the shop
while you were gone
947
01:24:59,695 --> 01:25:02,563
and she could tell
that something was...
948
01:25:05,501 --> 01:25:06,851
different.
949
01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:08,202
Why are you in my house
kissing my boyfriend?
950
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,375
-I wasn't thinking. Okay?
- Stop.
951
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:17,678
Please just stop.
952
01:25:19,882 --> 01:25:23,484
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
953
01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:27,154
You've always been
in love with her
954
01:25:27,156 --> 01:25:29,256
and I'm not going to spend
the rest of my life
955
01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:30,357
coming in second place.
956
01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,893
I'm me. I can't be her.
957
01:25:32,895 --> 01:25:34,528
I don't want you to be her.
958
01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:41,668
Go be with her here.
959
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:44,638
You can take her,
you can have a family,
960
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,640
you can live happily ever after.
961
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:48,675
I mean, isn't that
what you always wanted?
962
01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:49,810
What are you doing?
963
01:25:49,812 --> 01:25:53,380
I mean you don't really
even know who this girl is,
964
01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:55,916
this needy girl
that showed up in my house--
965
01:25:55,918 --> 01:25:58,685
Needy?
You don't even know me.
966
01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:00,320
-Ah!
-No, no, no. No.
967
01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:05,792
Where did she go?
968
01:26:18,274 --> 01:26:19,306
Um...
969
01:26:23,812 --> 01:26:24,811
Diggsy.
970
01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:29,783
I didn't understand
how it works.
971
01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,321
I'm so sorry.
972
01:26:39,929 --> 01:26:41,528
I'm sorry.
973
01:26:42,331 --> 01:26:45,299
Diggsy, I'm so sorry.
974
01:30:40,669 --> 01:30:42,836
Did you find
what you were looking for?
975
01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:44,971
Yes. Sort of.
976
01:30:55,584 --> 01:31:00,487
You wouldn't happen to know
a place I could, you know,
get a snack and dive in?
977
01:31:02,024 --> 01:31:07,961
There's this quirky café
around the corner called
"The Werewolf Scone Society."
978
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:10,497
- Yeah?
-Yeah.
979
01:31:13,602 --> 01:31:15,635
-That's interesting.
-Yeah.
980
01:31:16,071 --> 01:31:17,170
Do you go there?
981
01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:21,842
Yeah. They have
this lavender blueberry honey
982
01:31:21,844 --> 01:31:23,643
that's better than kittens.
983
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,513
Kittens.
984
01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:27,581
Yeah.
985
01:31:29,151 --> 01:31:31,251
I don't typically spread kittens
on my pastries
986
01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:35,055
but thank you
for the suggestion.
987
01:31:36,892 --> 01:31:38,492
And thank you
for selling books.
988
01:31:40,529 --> 01:31:41,862
Any time.
989
01:31:42,898 --> 01:31:44,264
Bye.
990
01:32:00,249 --> 01:32:02,215
Late last night
991
01:32:02,217 --> 01:32:04,184
I lost track of time
992
01:32:04,186 --> 01:32:05,886
And I know I was waiting
993
01:32:05,888 --> 01:32:08,788
For the sun to rise
994
01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:10,590
These summer days
995
01:32:10,592 --> 01:32:12,225
They keep stretching on
996
01:32:12,227 --> 01:32:13,927
As our friend's in and out
997
01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:16,530
Of town and tide
998
01:32:16,532 --> 01:32:18,899
We spent all night
999
01:32:18,901 --> 01:32:21,735
Hoping for nice things
1000
01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:23,236
We should have known
1001
01:32:23,238 --> 01:32:25,605
We don't need nice things
1002
01:32:25,607 --> 01:32:28,642
What's that, don't know
Your way back home?
1003
01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:30,277
You want to know why?
1004
01:32:32,915 --> 01:32:35,682
All this time
1005
01:32:35,684 --> 01:32:37,817
When you read my mind
1006
01:32:37,819 --> 01:32:40,320
You read my mind
1007
01:32:41,156 --> 01:32:43,890
All those thoughts that
1008
01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:45,892
I knew you'd find
1009
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:49,095
I hid between the lines
1010
01:33:05,914 --> 01:33:09,616
We could dress
For anywhere else
1011
01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:16,590
Because it's been
A long, long time
1012
01:33:16,592 --> 01:33:19,793
Since your kingdom fell
1013
01:33:21,196 --> 01:33:24,998
But I can hear something
Over these engines
1014
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:28,969
It sounds like ghosts
In the back seat of your car
1015
01:33:28,971 --> 01:33:32,038
It sounds like our
Mysteries in skin
1016
01:33:33,342 --> 01:33:36,343
Just to steal away again
1017
01:33:37,946 --> 01:33:40,680
All this time
1018
01:33:40,682 --> 01:33:42,849
When you read my mind
1019
01:33:42,851 --> 01:33:45,018
You read my mind
1020
01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:48,822
All those thoughts
1021
01:33:48,824 --> 01:33:51,024
That I knew you'd find
1022
01:33:51,026 --> 01:33:54,227
I hid between the lines
1023
01:33:54,229 --> 01:33:56,997
All this time
1024
01:33:56,999 --> 01:33:59,065
When you read my mind
1025
01:33:59,067 --> 01:34:01,835
You read my mind
1026
01:34:02,738 --> 01:34:06,973
All countries where
We could have been
1027
01:34:06,975 --> 01:34:10,644
I left them all behind
1028
01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:33,900
Why would you bother
The herd you're among?
1029
01:34:34,836 --> 01:34:42,942
When all that you needed
was here all along?
1030
01:34:59,394 --> 01:35:01,928
All this time
1031
01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:04,064
When you read my mind
1032
01:35:04,066 --> 01:35:06,399
You read my mind
1033
01:35:07,335 --> 01:35:10,036
All those thoughts
1034
01:35:10,038 --> 01:35:12,238
That I knew you'd find
1035
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:15,408
I hid between the lines
1036
01:35:15,410 --> 01:35:18,244
All this time
1037
01:35:18,246 --> 01:35:20,447
When you read my mind
1038
01:35:20,449 --> 01:35:22,982
You read my mind
1039
01:35:23,885 --> 01:35:28,021
All countries
Where we could have been
1040
01:35:28,790 --> 01:35:31,825
We left them all behind73730
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