All language subtitles for Mivtza.Savta.AKA.Operation.Grandma.1999.DVDRip.x264-HANDJOB

For Tal, Ran, Sari, Lee, Maya
and Ella Shaul, with love.

This film was produced for lCP
and the cable television companies

Who can tell me the difference
between a lizard and a gecko?

Is it a mammal?
- No, Moshe, it's not a mammal.

If you rip a gecko's tail off,
it grows back within 10 hours.

A lizard can't do that.
So, if it runs without a tail,

it loses its balance and
a larger predator can catch it.

And then?

And then he dies.

Perlight LTD presents:

A film by Dror Shaul

OPERATION GRANDMA

Rami Hoiberger

Ami Smolarchik

Tzach Schpitzen

Einat Weizman

Rosina Kambus

Hugo Yarden

Casting:
Orit Azulai

Cinematography:
Yaron Sharf

Art director:
Ido Dolev

Costume design:
Mira Carmeli & Chen Carmi

Makeup:
Meirav Boshosha

Sound:
Oleg Kaiserman

Produced by:
Einat Bikel & Uri Sabag

Written and directed by:
Dror Shaul

Who knows what a
protected flower is? Yes?

My name's Idan Sagiv,
I'm 22 years old,

live in Tel Aviv, Originally from
Kibbutz Assisim in the Negev.

It's okay, nobody
knows where it is.

I have two older brothers,

Benny, 30 years old,
lives in North Tel Aviv

with his girlfriend Hagit, who's
Israel's no. 2 judokai.

Benny was never
a very good student,

but he's very good...
with his hands.

It's a gift.

When Benny was eight, he was
the kibbutz's electrician.

When he was enlisted, air force
officers were waiting for him

at the induction center
and took him right away.

It'll start now.

In two days he became
a flight electrician.

Without any training!
- He did well in civilian life too.

He's the head of an installation
crew in a large cable company.

Don't give me that bullshit!
Get out of there!

This is my oldest brother, Alon,
thirty-four and a half years old.

At the age of 5, he was the
marathon champion of the Negev.

In the eight grade he was Asia's
arm-wrestling champion,

and before the army, he won
the annual swimming contest

across the Sea of Galilee, twice.
He also has a brown belt in Judo.

Black!

Both my brothers and I left
the kibbutz and moved to Tel Aviv.

But recently Alon got a position
in a top secret unit in Gaza.

He didn't want to commute from
Tel Aviv to Gaza everyday,

so he moved back to the kibbutz
as an external employee,

which basically means
he rented a room there.

But Dvora, why? -This is Dvora,
the kibbutz administrator.

She's having an affair with Claudio
the gardener, and before that,

it was Alberto from the hen house.
All, even her husband knew about it.

Krembo, you're doing
all the talking.

When Alon was ten, he stole from
the main kitchen some krembos

that were supposed to be used
as prizes for a Purim party.

The entire kibbutz suspected
it was him, but he denied it

and locked himself in his room.
- Alon Sagiv, I know you're in there.

Alon realized that he had to clear
his name, since in a small place

like a kibbutz, such an accusation
could haunt him for years,

and he decided to get rid
of all evidence at once.

So he ate 500 krembos
(like Ding-Dongs) in half an hour.

But eventually he got caught, and
since then everyone calls him...

Krembo, I'm sorry.
- There are 8 refrigerators

full of dust in the storage room,
so why doer the regulation code

say that I can't have one
of them in my room?

Your parents were the
founders of the kibbutz,

Assisim was their home,
they were buried here...

My parents, Moshe and Lea Sagiv,
were the founders of the kibbutz,

but they died when I was a baby.
My brothers and I grew up

on the kibbutz on our own,
and we became very close.

It's Krembo.
- HeY Krembo.

What's up, BennY? -I've got a
5000-shekel overdraft in the bank.

And what else?
- 94 new subscribers in Kfar Yona.

Have you seen Grandma?
- Affirmative. -Report...

Our grandmother, HaYa Sagiv,
lived on the kibbutZ for many years,

but two Years ago Dvora,
the administrator, convinced her

to move into a retirement
home in Netanya.

She said she'd be more
comfortable there.

Everyone forgotten me. Everyone!
- But Grandma, I came to ree you.

Alon is in some secret unit,
Idan teaches teenagers.

But what doer BennY do?
Why doesn't he come see Grandma?

Grandma, I'm BennY. -I know,
it's that city girlfriend of his,

poisoning his mind
with her boXing.

Grandma, I'm BennY.
- There's no BennY.

Benny!

Benny!

It's been like this for years.

Every night, at the same time,
we talK on the Phone. -Alon.

What is it? -84 is outside,
he wants to talk to you urgentlY.

Tell him to wait.

It's very urgent.
- Shirley!

I'm talking with my brother now.

It's unbelievable!
It's the same thing every time!

"Benny doesn't come!"-Krembo
harn't been there for a year.

She's a liar. I was there. Idan's
the one who hasn't been there.

Did you hear what Dvora said
to him this morning?

What? Since he's an external
employee, he has no rights?

That's why they won't
give him a refrigerator.

Do you get it, Benny?

I was born there, but now
I'm an external employee?

Tomorrow morning a new group
from Switzerland is arriving.

Two guys and 17 girls.

I just hope you won't wind up
in Zurich like Moti Banana.

Don't compare me to Moti Banana,
not even as a joke.

Benny compared you
to Moti Banana?

I think I hurt
Krembo's feelings.

We have to get him a refrigerator,
he's turning 35 next week.

So I tell her, "Grandma,
it's Benny! Benny!" No rerponse.

Help me, I need a refrigerator!

What's so urgent, Gabi?
- Listen, Sagiv,

we go back a long way.
When you got herein January...

Gabi, don't beat around the bush,
go straight to the point.

And don't yell at Shirley
like some kind of coward.

I'm not a coward,
I'm just trying to help You,

but you keep pushing me away.

Gabi, I gave the order.
the order wasn't carried out,

I take full rerponsibility.
- A good commander always

keeps some reserves.
- What does that mean?

158 called me up today
and told me to get rid of you.

Get rid of me?
- Yeah, you, Sagiv, you.

Meir Cohen?
- Regional commander, Meir Cohen.

Son of a bitch.

Look Sagiv, I know exactlY
what you're worth.

But until further notice, all your
operations have been called off.

Operation "Call Waiting" too?
- Operation "Call Waiting" too.

Then once "Sunstroke"
is completed, I'm ruspended?

"Sunstroke" has been called off.
- We've been training for a month,

You can't do this to me!
- Sagiv, give 158 a day or two

to cool off, then we'll ree
what we can do.

In the meantime, think before
You do things, not after.

When I was a surgeon in Russia...
- lgor, don't start in again

with your sob stories about Russia.
In Russia you were a doctor,

here you're a cable installer.
- Are we getting a bonus?

5000 shekels if we finish the job
by the end of the month.

Including the new neighborhood?
- Including the new neighborhood.

We have no chance. -If I don't
get that bonus, I'll be evicted.

"Call Waiting" has been
called off? -Called off.

A golden opportunity. He's getting
a new cell phone next week.

How will we carry it out?
- "Sunstroke" was called off too.

What?! We've been working on it
for a month! -Called off.

Do you want me to talk to my Dad?
- No, I'll solve this my own way.

I don't want anyone interfering
from the defense committee.

Don't you realize that the entire
division has been giving You shit

for the past two months, wake up!
- No one's giving me any shit.

Everything's under control.
- You're such a sucker,

it's unbelievable!
- I'm going to the kibbutz.

I have to clean my room.

KeeP your pager on.

Idiot!

Kids, hold on for a minute
and listen to me.

This is your bar mitzvah,
not mine,

and we only have
one week left.

For the past two days you
haven't made much progress.

I f you don't get a grip of
Yourselves, you're going to be

the laughing stock
of the entire boarding school.

So from tomorrow, we're going
to give it all we've got,

and work from 1 P.m.
till 10 at night.

What?
- Are you kidding?

You're all going to give it
all you've got,

and we'll do it together.
One for all...

Where's Your reply, guYs?
One for all...

And all for one.

Very good.
- HeY! Who's that? Poor Krembo.

He hasn't taken a dump
in a week!

Hey! Who's that? Poor Krembo.
He hasn't taken a dump in a week!

Hey! Who's that? Poor Krembo.
He hasn't taken a dump in a week!

Yiftach, apologize!
- I apologize.

Apologize for what?
- For singing the Krembo song.

Swear You'll never sing
that song again. -I swear!

Very good.

Now open wide... -No, please, no.
I alreadY apologiZed.

This is because your mother
won't give me a refrigerator.

Faster, faster.

Faster, Oren!

Hey Krembo, how are you?

Fine, how about you?
- My grandson still can't swim

100 meters in less
than 2 minutes, it's awful.

There's only one waY to win
a 100 meter race.

Krembo, why don't you give
us some champion advice?

You have to start off
as fast as you can,

and then gradually
increase speed.

What's new at the carpentry shop?
- Lots of work, and I'm on my own.

Ask Dvora for a Swiss volunteer,
a whole group of them just came.

I alreadY got one.

I asked him to paint the furniture
from one of the classrooms.

He ruined 20,000 shekels
worth of furniture.

What a babe! Unreal!

I just hope you don't wind up
in Zurich like Moti Banana.

One more word about Moti Banana
and I'll glue you to the door

of the carpentry shop
with adhesive glue

and then nail you to the door
with 5 inch nails, got it?

Krembo!
Come here, quickly!

Operation "Sunstroke"
har been authorized!

Shirley says to report
to your office ASAP!

Gabi, I promise not
to let you down.

I'll nail him, easily.

Gabi, I just want you to know
that I really appreciate it.

Thanks, Gabi. BYe.

Shirley, listen carefully.
They're breathing down mY neck.

Gabi and the new
regional commander.

We can't afford to mess thir up.
This is what we're going to do.

You're going to sleep,
I'm going back to the kibbutz.

Tomorrow morning at eight o'clock
we'll meet back here,

we have five days to prepare
everything.

I want Micha's team,
notify them by tomorrow morning.

Why don't you take Shahar's team?
I think they'd be much better

for this operation.
- Because they're all faggots!

I want Micha's team!
- Bastard.

What else did she say?
- Son of a bitch.

That's why you put out
a cigarette on her, Eric?

Yes! She's the bitch!
- I told you he's a bastard.

I'm going to kill you.
- Eric, leave her alone!

Eric, I'm sending you home!

No one ever sends
me home, understand?

Eric, let's be reasonable.

Eric, You're making
a big mistake.

You're lucky I like you.

Yes?

This is Idan Sagiv speaKing.
I'm her grandson. Who's this?

This time I have to nail that
Moran Cohen and get the medal.

It's Krembo.
Hey, Kremno.

Idan! She what? How?

Cardiac arrest.
- You're kidding?

Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.

I'm in shock.
- Me too.

And now, someone has to take care
of the funeral arrangements.

And I'm busy from tomorrow till
the 28th. Tons of installations.

Benny, Grandma Haya's dead, dead.
What do you mean You're busy?

OnlY the bonus from Kfar Yona
can save me, Idan.

I can't believe how selfish
You are? -Selfish?

Nobody went to see her
for the past two years but me.

I had to listen to her saY that
You go to see her sometimes,

that Alon goes once in a while
and that Benny never goes.

So I'm under pressure at work
right now, what's the big deal?

Benny, I'm under pressure
with the fire display too.

At Dad's funeral you were a baby.
At Mom's funeral you were sick.

At Grandpa Israel's funeral
You were overseas.

You always had an excuse, Idan!
- Is it my fault that I was a baby?

I didn't saY it was your fault,
but it's about time

You helped out a little.
You're not a baby anymore,

and this is a perfect
opportunity to prove it.

Benny, you can kiss my ass!
- Idan, you're a babY,

You always have been and
I'm not calling you anymore.

Enough already!

Hello? Yeah, Idan? Listen.
I'll talk to you later, okay?

Hello? -Krembo,
You have to listen to me!

Idan, there are timer when
I can't talk with you, remember?

I remember, but...
- This is one of them.

I'm in the middle of something
really big. We'll talk tomorrow.

Krembo, Grandma Haya is dead!
- That's impossible.

I'll have ShirleY check it
out in the morning.

Krembo, she's dead!
They called from Netanya

an hour ago to tell me.
- Have you reported this to Benny?

Yes. -okaY So... in times like
this it's important to be strong.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- Krembo!

This is Ahmad Hamdan Sharif,
24 years old, from Han Yunis.

So far he's planned 8 attacks,
3 of which we've intercepted.

He's an improvised explorives
and bomb genius. Tomer.

He doesn't stay in the same
place for more than a day.

He has a wide variety of
wigs, disguises and fake ID's.

Tomer. -What?
- Lose the Arabic accent.

Sorry.
- Go on.

I believe he's armed...

Yes?
- Dvora from Assisim on line two.

Yes, Dvora. Hold on
Yes, Dvora.

Arrange the funeral?
I don't know who'll arrange it.

The kibbutz will not pay
for a funeral or wedding

of a member who hasn't lived
here for the past two years.

Where did that come from?
- The funeral and wedding code.

Dvora, mY grandma donated
a grand piano, an auditorium

and half of a television set.
Is that written in the code too?

Krembo, I'm sorry. -Dvora,
my parents built the kibbutz.

They slept in tents and were
eaten alive by huge mosquitoes!

It's out of my hands and the
kibbutz won't arrange it, period.

Great, so you threw grandma into
a retirement home, now you don't

give a shit about anything!
- Krembo, I understand

what you're through...
- What do you understand? You idiot!

Don't speak to me that way!
I'm not one of your soldiers!

Dvora, you can take
that regulation code

and shove it up Your fat ass!
- How dare you!

If there's any room after all the
things Claudio shoved up there

when You two were in
the Memorial Auditorium,

which, by the way, was donated
by my grandmother as well!

Okay, Danny, go on.

Come on, try to get up.
- Hagit,

I've been trying for an hour now.

It's Krembo, let me get it.

Go ahead.

I can't!

Hey, Krembo.
- Both of you listen carefully.

I got a call from the hospital
in Natanya, they said that

their morgue isn't a hotel and
that we'll have to pay 500 shekels

for every day that the body
remains there.

Assisim won't pay for it,
I alreadY spoke with Dvora.

Is that clear so far?
- Clear. -Clear.

Tomorrow's Wednesday,
my plan's being authoriZed.

On Thursday I have operational
activity that I planned

a month in advance.
My promotion is in jeopardy,

and no grandma in the world
dead or alive,

is going to stop me
from getting it!

Is that clear so far?
- Clear.

You have 20 seconds, which is
plenty of time, to make up. Move!

Idan... - Hello, Benny?
- I didn't mean to... - I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Idan,
You know I love you.

I love you too, Benny.
- Okay, that's enough!

You two sound like
a couple of faggots!

The military censor is listening
to our conversation,

and my promotion is in jeopardY.
Tomorrow, 7 a.m., both of you,

in my office, for a briefing.
Is that clear?

I don't know how he manages
with so few electrical outlets.

Shut your mouths.

"Operation Grandma"

Stop eating,
breakfast is over.

Our mission is divided
into three parts.

Each of us will carry out
his part perfectlY.

There's no room for mistakes.
Shirley, hand out the paPers.

Is that clear?
- Clear.

Idan.
- Yes?

You're in charge of stage one of
the operation, which means, one:

obtaining a death certificate
from the Ministry of Interior,

two: an authorization for removing
the body from the hospital,

three: handing over all paperwork
to Benny. Is that clear so far?

Clear. -Good. Benny.
- Yes.

You're in charge of stage two,
transport, which means, one:

Getting all paperwork from Idan.

Two: Removing Grandma'r body
from the morgue, which is

accessible from the southern
entrance according to information

gathered by Shirley.
- It's the northern entrance.

I rePeat, it's the
northern entrance. Three:

getting to Assisim in an honorable
and orderly manner. Clear?

Clear. -Good. Is Hagit coming?
- Affirmative.

It's better if she doesn't
it'll only complicate things.

Why is she butting in?
Krembo, she's my girlfriend!

At Grandpa's funeral, You both
disappeared into the orange grover.

She's not coming, period.
I need you to be focused.

Is that clear? -Clear.
- Shirley and I are in charge

of stage three, which means,
one: building the coffin,

two: digging a ditch.

three: notifying the kibbutz
about the funeral's schedule.

The zero hour is at 3:50,
because at five I have to

be back in the field. That's
why the funeral will begin

at 4 o'clock sharp. I don't
care if you're there or not,

I'll bury an empty coffin
if I have to. Is that clear?

Clear.
- Good. Any questions?

I want to drive.
- Absolutely not.

Krembo, I don't mind
switching with him.

Benny, I said you're driving,
and that'r final.

Any other questions?
No more, good.

Radio silence till ThursdaY.
Get out of mY face.

Shirley, get me the
intelligence officer,

Sergio from the carPentry rhop
and Claudio the gardener.

I said get out of my face!

What do you mean?
- I'm having family problems.

You'll have bigger problems
if you don't get the bonus,

trust me, I know what
I'm talking about.

I have no choice.
- What do you mean?

Are you leaving me
here by myself?

I can't work like that.
- You'll be fine, it'll be okaY.

We only have four days left.
I won't be here tomorrow,

so the janitor will
open up for you.

This is your chance to prove
Your maturity, to prove that

You can manage without a grown-up
and work efficientlY.

Arik and Ronen, come with me.

The rest of you finish up
with this, and when you're

finished, start the next
project. Get to work.

What are you doing?

You can burY your grandma
in that hole.

I want a real ditch. -This is
the standard, 80 centimeters.

Claudio, move back.
- What's wrong with You?

Claudio, I'm going
to count to one.

You're crazy.

In the last training session,
I pinned her down,

and boom, I got a whiplash.

But Hagit, honey, I told
You to be careful.

What good does that do me now?
I lost my medal, don't you get it?

What's this box?
- It's from the kibbutz.

We'll take it with us tomorrow.
- Rub this on my neck.

This? Are you kidding? I have
something much better that that.

Do you expect Grandma to laY in
this box the whole way

to the kibbutz?
- What time are we leaving?

So she's coming with?
- No, she won't make it back

on tome from the tournament.
We leave at 12 o'clock.

Of course l'll make it,
l'll wait at the bus terminal.

But there'r no room.
- ldan's right.

There's room for only
one more passenger.

You don't want to sit in the back
with Grandma Haya, do You?

Then l'll take my Mom's Renault
and we'll go in two cars.

Hagit, you really don't have
to come. lt's too much hassle.

Don't butt in!
- Hagit, don't Yell at him.

And tell your older brother
to stop giving out orders.

Hagit, it's just her funeral,
You didn't even know her.

l promise we'll go visit her
in the cemetery sometime.

Benny, it means a lot to me
and l'm coming with You. Period.

You're not coming. -Why not?
- Krembo won't allow it. -ldan!

l knew it was because of
Your screwed-up brother!

Watch Your mouth! -ldan, stop it!
- She can't bad-mouth Krembo.

He's hated me ever since the orange
grove at your Grandpa's funeral.

The regulation code forbids guestr
to pick fruit. That's the code.

That's the problem
with your screwed-up brothers:

the stupid regulation codes!
- lf she comer, l'm not going.

Benny, you have to decide whether
You're with me or with them.

What's wrong with You guys?

Hagit, what are you doing?
- l'm going to my mother's.

l have a question.
- Yes, Regional Commander.

Not for You.

Sagiv, what happens if You
accidentallY wake up

the neighbors, what'll happen
with this Mahmud? -Muhammad.

Gabi, just hold on. What'll
happen if Your cover is blown?

Yes?

Excuse me, Commander.
l have to take this call.

Hello, Dvora.

Why is the funeral today?
Because l said so.

Then reschedule choir practice
for tomorrow morning.

Dvora, listen carefully.
Grandma's on her waY.

The funeral begins at 4 pm sharp.
One more word out of You,

l'll bury her on the front lawn.

lf our cover is blown,
which is very unlikelY,

l'll light up the sky
as if it were the 4th of July.

That's the sign for Shahar's team
to come get us out of there.

Six minuter, and we're
out of Gaza.

l can't authorize this operation.
Stop everything.

Commander, please...
- Gabi, shut up.

Why? -Because it's not ready.
lt would be irresponsible of me

to aPprove this pathetic
operation. And the worst part

is that he'll kill at least
three of your men and get away,

which was exactly what happened
last month, Lt. Colonel Sagiv.

Haya Sagiv. -What kind of
regulator do you have here?

l don't know, something German.
- The dial should be on five.

Benny, forget that now.
- The system will collapse.

ln a closed system,
the regulators are activated

only on isolated shutdowns.

Sign here, on the dotted line.

What am l signing for?
- 370 PCl.

lf something happens on the way,
we're not liable.

Japanese.
- How are you taking her?

You have two options: a mortician
or a private ambulance.

Doctor, you don't understand...
- First of all, l'm not a doctor,

there's no need
for doctorr in here.

Second, there's nothing to
understand, that's the rule.

Third, l've been working here
for 30 years and l've never seen

a pair of idiots like you.
- Mr. Benishti, listen...

l won't listen to anything!
Get the hell out of here!

Hassan, go check 8-A.

Suzy, don't start without me.

And don't forger
the gift for Oren.

l'll be there by 1:15.

l'll leave as soon ar l finish
the Haya Sagiv job. Bye, SuzY.

Call Krembo now!
- Are you kidding? He'll kill me!

We're an hour behind schedule!
- Calm down! -l don't want to!

l'm sick of you
and Your older brother!

ldan, shut up, now!
- No, l'm going to call Krembo!

You're not going anywhere!
- Yes, l am!

Technician needed
urgentlY at 8-A.

Technician needed
urgentlY at 8-A.

Don't move!

Where are the servicemen?
- On their way. -Where from?

From Arad.
- All the way from Arad? Fuck that.

By the time they get here, we'll
have to transfer all the bodier.

We told you to get out of here!
Don't you understand Hebrew?

Bring me a bottle of Sprite
and a pair of scissors.

The entire division's been
giving you shit. -No, they haven't.

What do you calm him kicking you
out and taking over the office?

Gabi, what should l do?
- Call Christine, rhe'll have an idea.

Shirley, that's enough.

Sagiv, l know you prepared
this operation very thoroughly.

But sometimes things don't...
- Gabi, l must nail that Muhammad,

or else l won't be promoted,
You're the one who told me that.

That's right.

l'll go have a few words with him
and we'll ree what happens.

That's it.
Hayim, switch it on.

Yes! He's a genius!

lt's no big deal, it was
just the hydraulic base.

Patrick...

Yes, sweetie?
Hi, yes.

No, l can't, Suzy's waiting
for me in the kindergarten.

lt's Oren's birthdaY.

What, now?
Right now?

Right away?
ln the Memorial Auditorium?

Okay, just three minutes.
l have the key.

Benny, stop! Stop!
- What's wrong?

You ask too many questions!
l'm telling you, it's 103 liters,

5 compartments, deep-freeze,
German-made,

it's compact, it's quiet...
- What about the amperage power?

You expect amperage power
for 300 shekels?

Get out of here before
l rearrange Your face.

l'll take it.

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

Attention, all units. This is
Shlomy. There's been a warning

about a car bomb in Tel Aviv.
The police has ordered

not to tow away anymore cars
until further notice.

lf you're not towing anyone
at the moment, you're dismissed.

Everyone else, hurrY back to
the car lot, l'm closing up.

Shlomy from Avi. l'm at the bus
terminal, towing away a van.

l'll be there in
five minutes.

Make sure there aren't any
suspicious objects in there.

lf there is, go to the police
and have them check it out.

Do you read me?
- Yes, over and out.

Commander, we've got a new idea.
- Look, Sagiv, when l authorize

this kind of operation,
in light of the peace process,

l have to take into consideration
a million other problems

that you're unaware of.
- Not the phone again!

Excuse me for a moment.
Hello? You're what?

How did you lose her?
Benny, let me talk to ldan.

Krembo, l swear,
we only stopped for a second.

But you should have been
in Ashkelon bY now!

We came back
and the van was gone.

ldan, take a look at the curb.
What color is it?

Red and white. -The van
was towed awaY, You morons!

What should we do?

Am l late?

The new lsraeli champion!

Listen carefully, ldan.
Go to the car lot, get the van,

put the fridge next to Grandma,
and floor it, to the kibbutz.

l get to drive to the kibbutz.
- Uh huh. -Yes!

Drive slowly, so it's not
too bumpy for Grandma.

Go straight to the carPentry rhop.
Clear? -Clear.

l'll drive with Hagit.
Any questions?

Thanks so much, Benny.
- Get out of my face.

"Municipal Lot For
lllegally Parked Vehicles"

l'm helping you out, just because
Your brother gave me his tool box.

Hey four-eyes, fuck you,
come give me a hand!

Where are you going?
Hey!

Guard! Guard!

Where's my grandma?
Hey! Guard!

Hello, l'm looking for one of
Your employees most urgently.

Yes. Benny Sagiv.
Can you reach him?

DisPatcher, this is Benny.
Tell ShirleY everything's okaY.

Ask him if he's on his waY
with Grandma Haya.

Tell her that l'm on mY waY,
that everything's under control.

Tell him to go straight
to the carpentry shop.

Tell her not to worry. We're
on our way to the carpentry shop.

What is that you're wearing?

l thought we'd swing by the house.
- No time, we're so late.

This is all l have.
- Well you can't go like that!

Sima, when l get home,
l'm going to kick your ass.

You'll be sorry, Sima.
- Excuse me.

What do you want? -Your phone.
- Come back here!

Commander, you're going to
have to make a decision.

lt's 2:30 already.

This bullshit won't work,
l'm not authorizing it.

Hi ho, hi ho,
it's off to work we go...

Gabi, get out of here, get out...

Listen carefully, Meir Cohen.
l don't give a shit about you...

or your fucking officers.

You got big-headed ever since
You became commander.

Calm down, Krembo.
- Don't tell me to calm down.

l've known you for a long time,
You...

and Your stupid banana-brained
brother.

Who taught you to drive
in reverse? Huh? Who?

The army?
Or me, on the kibbutz?

Why are you so upset?
Let's try to settle this issue...

Stop the craP, there is no issue!
You came here to interfere with

my promotion because the kibbutz
didn't accept You as a member.

You and your fat, ugly wife.
- You're choking me.

You tried everything to weasel
Your way out of work.

You never ever came to help
pick avocados, did you?

"l've got a headache!
l'm allergic!"

How did you think you'd become
a kibbutz member, you free-loader?

Krembo...
Krembo, let go!

Hello, Shirley?
- ldan, where are you?

l have to talk to Krembo!
- He's busy.

lt's urgent, l'm in a real jam,
he's not answering his phone.

He's in an important meeting!
- Shirley, it's an emergency!

Come down or l'll kick your ass!
- What's the emergencY?

l just spoke with Benny,
he said everything was fine.

Fine? What did he say?
- He's on his way with Grandma.

Are you sure?
- Yeah, why?

Are you sure he said
he was on his way with Grandma?

Yes, that's what he said.
Hey, it's 2:45 already,

hurry up so you won't be late,
or else Krembo will kill you.

He's really stressed out.
- l'm on my way. Thanks.

Fuck you!

Krembo, l'm begging you,
loosen it a little.

Shirley, get me 159.
Meir, listen carefully.

You have ten seconds
to authorize this operation.

lf you don't, l'll call up
the General Staff and tell them

about the marijuana plantation
You grew in the cornfields,

and Your little schemes in Gaza.
- Krembo, you can't do this to me.

Oh yes l can.

159 is on the line.
- Okay, go ahead with Sunstroke.

Good.

Now get the hell out of my face
before l change my mind. Get!

Show me some lD!

Did those assholes leave?
- Yeah.

And 159 wasn't even there.
- You are great!

For she'r a jolly good fellow,
for she's a jolly good fellow,

for she's a jolly good fellow...

Can someone tell me
what is going on here?

Shirley told me Grandma
was with you. -What?

So l left. That's what she
said, ask her. -What?

You left without Grandma?
- Where is Grandma, You morons?

Where is she? You were supposed
to get her from the car lot.

Benny, l told You to drive
l knew what l was talking about.

But ShirleY said Grandma
was with him. -Where is Grandma?

Where is Grandma?
- l don't know.

l know where she is.
- You be quiet.

Krembo, calm down.
- Benny, shut up! -You shut up.

Hagit, l have no idea
what you're doing here

and why you're wearing
that costume

but this is a familY matter,
so just butt out.

Try to keep out of my sight
till the funeral is over.

And if you came to pick some
avocados, you're out of luck,

because they're not in season.

Here's Your grandmother,
You faggot.

You're lucky my mother
is a policewoman, or else

the bomb squad would have blown
up your grandma by now.

Benny, you have 30 seconds
to put her in the coffin

and get her back here.
Move it.

Move it, you dork, l still have
a terrorist to catch today. Move!

Single file!

Sergio, you're a dead man.

Lift it up.

You're in trouble.
Give me a hand!

We came here to part
from you, Haya, forever.

Death came and its cruel
sickle cut your life short.

Your day of death is a day
of mourning for our kibbutz,

and for the entire
kibbutz movement.

The trees will bow their heads,
the corn fields, that You Planted

with your gentle hands,
will shed a tear with us...

Dvora...

We'll continue at the clubhouse.

Diana, go ahead.

Thank you, Diana.
That was very moving.

May you rest in peace, Grandma.

Okay, guys, get to work.

Shirley, l'm on my way
to the "convention".

Make sure theY don't forget
to bring my gear. Bye.

The kids' ceremony
was a total failure.

Out of twenty fire displays,
only two lit up.

l was fired a week later.

Till this day, my brothers
are my best friendr.

Every evening, at the exact
same time, we talk on the phone.

Benny, come help me,
You piece of shit!

Benny was electrocuted twice,
moved to America with Hagit,

and maker a lot of money
in computer programming.

Krembo captured the terrorist,
moved up in the security forces,

and You all know him now, but
by his secret nickname, Mr. D.

The kibbutz is still trYing
to find out where 20 kilograms

of oranges disappeared to.
But it doesn't matter anYmore,

because we haven't been
back there since.

Benny!

Surprise!

Hello, Benny?
What's up?

l got the promotion.
Great, thanks.

Have you been over at Grandma's?
Oh yeah, she's dead.

How are you doing? Okay?

English: Suzy De Lowe

Subtitles Production:
VlDEOFlLM lNTERNATlONAL
1988 - Ltd. - lsrael